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March 18, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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they broke free from the space station. They call it
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
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back to space right now. And well, what the hell?
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Speaker 3 (00:39):
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Speaker 3 (01:35):
Enjoy an enthusiasm, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
But yeah, they de doct or whatever you know, NASA
calls it. You're gay for space. You probably know all
these cool terms. Yeah, yeah, and they're they're winding their
way back. You'd think when they cut loose from the
space station they could just plummet straight down to the
Earth and be here in like ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
The astronaut's nams are butching soony, which kind of sounds
like a like a gay version of Harold and Kumar,
but that's not what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Also, it sounds a little bit like Butch and Sundance. Yeah,
but that's from before your time.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
So the Starliner astronauts Undoctrin the Iss. They're heading back
to Earth right now, and here's what this will entail.
First of all, I would imagine when they do land,
which should be soon, because they're supposed to happen to
day sometime this afternoon, they think there's going to be
quite a bit of fanfare. They're going to see their
family for the first time in nine months.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Very exciting.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
But there's also the side of this you don't hear about.
They've been in zero gravity for nine months, yep. And
for nine months they haven't had to endure the weight
of their own body. And it's my understanding that actually
that is quite challenging to it to deal with. They're
going to have muscle aches and pains, and they will
have to take a physical therapy course.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Probably will be like that time when you get off
the boat after you've been on a boat all weekend,
you know, you out deep sea fishing in the waves
or rocking, and you're on the boat and you're out
fishing and you do not think. And then when you
get home or you just get off the boat, you
start along the shore there and it feels like you're
still on a boat. Yeah, ain't that the weirdest feeling ever.
You're on lamp, but it feels like you're on the boat.

(03:07):
When you were on the boat, it didn't feel like
you were on a boat.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
And it makes it even more complicated when there's alcohol.
Now you don't wear hats very often. I don't remember
the last time I saw you a hat or if ever,
But same thing works with hats. You can wear a
hat and when you first put it on, it's like
I can tell I'm wearing a hat.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Sure, but then you get used to it. After a while,
you get used to it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You wear a hat all day long, take it off
at the end of the day, and when you take
it off, it feels like you're wearing a hat.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
The hat feels weird, ain't it. Why don you think
that is? That's just bizarre. Oh look, there's some of
that Al Salvador video. All right, this is damned entertaining video,
and I think that ought to make this a regular feature.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I will stream that every night.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I gotta tell you, I never thought i'd say this
out loud, but the Al Salvador prison guard's uniforms look cool.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Don't think they do.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
We once said that about the uh the Hitler's a
you know, secret service or one of them groups. You know,
they had some pretty pretty bad ass looking uniforms too,
And all of a sudden, everybody's like, oh, you're a
you're a Hitler supporter. Yeah nah, Like that guy you
were talking about earlier. I didn't care for his politics,
but he did have a good, you know, ie for

(04:19):
art uniforms. Sure, yeah, yeah, black with the silver lightning
bolts and then a little red trim.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean that just scared the hell out of people. Now,
anybody is offended by what Billy had just said. Remember,
every high end mall in America has a Hugo Boss
store or a section in their local Macy's.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
And you can be offended by that, but your community
agrees the Nazis were well dressed.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Now is that Hugo's fault. Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms,
and he's still designing stuff today. I think he's dead,
but it's still the same clothing coming. Okay, Hey, you
know who called Bob Bob?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, we posted this thing about this woman who was murdered,
Kristin shamaz In. A I in the comments section said,
guessing Kenny Webster researched this before posting it, and then
someone lol did that, and we just made the point
that it's like a it's a weird thing.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
To laugh at.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm sure what the the laughing out loud about this, this
dead woman and all the terrible things that happened.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No, I believe I said before. I didn't.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I didn't know if Bob was trying to put stink
on that or not, so I'm not going to assume
he did.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
But he's on hold.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
He wants to talk to him, Bob, can you hear us?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Radio guys, We're okay, Bob. How are you today?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I'm doing right. I don't work like y'all good.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Actually, somebody get up and go to work every now
and then. I feel like some days we're the only ones.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
The radio station next door, they've been here in like
a week and a half.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think what happened.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I got fired, No, and I think they took a
week off for a spring break and then someone got
sick or something, or they're doing a remote broadcast.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I don't know. They're not.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
They didn't disappear in the Dominican Republic, did they? When
we take hope not.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
When we take off time for we usually do it
around the weekend, so people don't, you know, it just
seems like, oh, they were only gone two days, but
we had a four day trip. But I noticed some
people around here have been gone for like two Yeah,
well Bob's working, that's the important thing.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Bob, what did you want to tell us?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
I just wanted to clarify that I was commented because
I need you do your research, and I hated to
hear that, and that was pretty much my U. My
comment was like, oh man, I need to do your research.
But yeah, I totally miss the thing.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Oh that's okay. It's not ear fault that someone laughed.
We just thought we noticed this.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Sometimes there's people on the internet that will say or
do something awful and they don't think anyone's going to notice.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And I didn't think Bob necessarily did at least, you know,
it's hard to read in lol.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Right, he just made a comment and then somebody else
thought ill lol, either about the comment or about the murder.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm not sure which. Yeah, we weren't sure about that either.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
But people are disgusting though, because you know they can
sit there all safe and secure and anonymous, and they're
in they're underwear, in bed or wherever they like to
type on their computer, and they think nobody's ever gonna
see me, or notice me, or do anything to me.
You know, every now and then people pish you off
with their comments and their reactions just to maybe we

(07:15):
ought to find them.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I get a lot of that because I'm a Catholic.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Of all the controversial things about me, I'm I'm loud,
and I swear like a sailor, and I drink like
one too, and I get into arguments with strangers in public,
and I, for some reason, the thing about me that
bothers people the most, I'm a Catholic.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't know what that why.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
And so once in a while on social media someone
buried in the comments section, I'll have some comment about it,
so I'll call them out, and then a few comments
later they're like, I was just kidding.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You know, once you call them out, they ain't so brave,
are they.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well, that's the thing is, you know, average people don't
always get the ability to speak out of it. We
have very few powers on this humble little radio show,
but we can call people out for bad behavior in
a public setting. And you know anyway, Bob, you don't
seem to be one of those guys. What do you
do relaving Bob?

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Electronics? Testing just that satellite industry?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh, I have a vocal effects processor that I dropped
a while back.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Can you fix that for me?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
If I'm asking?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Mad?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
No, I don't have that. Oh no, we don't have that.
I think it's in Korean. You want me to map
it out for you?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I know you can't tell I'm mapping out for you.
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Speaker 2 (08:36):
Now that he's out office this I just feel differently
about this song.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You know, did you get permission to play that song from?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah? The artist who ever wrote it or sing it?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, so Jimmy Hendrick sang it, But I think that
was a cover. Isn't that an old blues so? I say,
whoever wrote it? I don't know how far back it goes.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
It goes pretty far, but kind of like the Sonic
Hedgehog guy there that was mad at Trump. You gotta
get permission, man, because people gonna get angry if you
use their song.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It was originally written by Billy Roberts, a white guy.
Oh that's not what I was expecting. How long ago
was that in the sixties? Even back then Joe was
a problem time? Doesn't that sound like a black guy
wrote that song?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I couldn't tell you. I don't know what. You know
what black guys sound like when they write, well they write.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
All the old blues songs that are good are generally
written by a black guy.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I mean, that's just the way it is. Uh, I
didn't know that. You didn't you know some stuff? Did
you research that?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Or you just spitting that off the top like you're
assuming everybody will just believe you.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm pretty sure all the old blues songs were written
by a black eye in Memphis.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think AOC does that, and not to compare you
to her, because you don't have the you know, the boobs,
Uh I do not AOC will just start rattling and
spitting off stuff. But if you say it like you're
sure you're right, then about half the country we'll just
believe you.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
You got to say it with gravitas, like if you
know you're about to mispronounce a word.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So you growl it a little bit. Is that what
you mean?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Like doctor macmoudri vasas huh wait, I didn't say that,
right doesn't matter. So AOC was actually the figure of
recent polling data.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
They did have somebody poled her.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Well, they wanted it, they did, they want I know,
and I imagine her boyfriend probably watched. They wanted to
answer the question who is now the leader of the
Democrat Party or whose policies best reflect the values of
Democrat voters. And the answer was not Biden, Harris or Obama.
It was Alexandria Casio Cortez, according to Trouble, best reflects
the core values of the Democrat Party, so full on Marxism.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
She's openly a socialist.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh absolutely, a Democrat socialist though, which is apparently the
best kind to be.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But socialism was invented by Karl Marx. I mean, we
can't pretend it. It was always a means to an end.
That was the point of socialism, was to get you
from capitalism to communism.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
And we've noticed this week a lot of the members
of the Democrat Party are criticizing Donald Trump because he
deported a bunch of gang members and they were already
on a plane before some judge said, don't send those
gang members.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Tell salvator.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
The judge is now demanding that Trump or his people
somebody answer a bunch of questions. The judge has this
guy's taking Trump to school now, and if you don't
act right, he might have to take him out behind
the barn and give him what far because the judge
wants to know exactly what time did that plane take

(11:34):
off and from where, and exactly how many people were
on board that were being deported. And tell that Trump
or that judge to just climb your leg how about that,
and if you get to the top, have a ball.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
The judge seemed to think that the Alien Enemies Act
of seventeen ninety eight was no longer relevant, but it was.
This is a fascinating lesson. We could talk about for
a long time, but we won't. The Alien and Seditions
Acts of seventeen ninety eight, Naturalization Act, the Alien Friends Act,
and the Alien Enemies Act of seventeen ninety eight. We're
basically increased requirements to seek citizenship and what required somebody

(12:10):
to stay in the country or have to leave. And
so that's what Trump invoked in order to get these
dangerous gang members out of the country.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
But that's an old law Kenny, who likes these old
We like the new fresh laws way better. Trump pulled
some old law out of his butt and starts trying
to get away with that. Yeah. Just although our borders.
Our guy, that Tom Home and Holman, he's a tough
sung beach. He did tell one reporter who was a

(12:39):
little upset with Trump using old laws.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
He did tell him.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
He's like, well, you know, that constitution's pretty old and
we still seem to be sticking to a.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Lot of that. Yeah, something about the first his second Amendment.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
And Patrick wrote us an email about old laws. He said,
why is it okay to dismiss the old laws? Some
of the best laws we got, the oldest ones, like
how to maintain civilization, you know, try not to murder people, right,
that's trying not to be a thief and steal. Don't
beat up old people, you know.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's what we would refer to as natural law.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
It yeah, goes back all the way to Aristotle and Socrates,
and what it states is that no matter who you are,
you have God given rights to express and defend yourself.
The government doesn't grant you those, it just defends them.
And all that be and.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Said Patrick's email was more than that. Oh gone, yeah,
he said, So they got these old laws. Now, the Democrats,
the traders on the left of the commies, they like
some of the old laws, but not all of them. Like,
on one hand, Trump shouldn't have cited the removal of
the legal immigrants.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
With an old law.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
But at the same time, that constitutional amendment that granted
citizenship to any children of anybody who can squat a
baby out on this side of the border.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I think that's the fourteenth Amendment.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Fourteenth Amendment goes back to right around the end of
the Civil War, and that seems like a really old law.
But Democrats love it, birthright citizenship, the anchor babies. Yeah,
you know what it turns everybody into. So illegal immigrants
come over here, and we'll use an old law to
allow them to stay, but we can't use an old

(14:23):
law to get rid of them. Right, don't make a
lot of sense unless you're a liberal, because remember that
is a mental illness liberalism.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Now, the judge that is declaring that these illegal immigrant,
criminal illegal gang members need to come back to America
is actually the same guy who protected the intelligence agents
who illegally spied on Donald Trump's campaign in twenty sixteen.
Of course he is. Why wouldn't be, so he's actually
some guy. He's somebody. It's like a cast member from

(14:53):
a TV show from a previous season. Now, interestingly enough,
for about the last four years, Democrats who are now
very mad that Trump has defied a judge, even though
he already deported these guys before the judge spoke. Democrats
spent the last four years telling the media we shouldn't
listen to judges on issues like Roe v.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Wade or student loan forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Sometimes did not just any old judge, and I believe
it was the Supreme Court told Biden don't pay off
him student loans. He did that like well half a
dozen different times for millions every time, but nobody ever
said anything to him about it.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
No nobody cared.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And we also had federal judges weigh in on the
abortion pill controversy.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
After Roe v.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wade was overturned, some of the Red states enacted stricter
abortion laws. And one person who was very open and
adamant about not listening to judges.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Was aoc here. She is on CNN.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now there's a lot of these sound bites we won't
spend all morning listening to them, But just know that
this was not an unpopular opinion with Democrats.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
For the last four years, there.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Has been thought, I believe, given to this under run.
Widen has already issued statements, for example, advising what we
should do in a situation like this, which I concur
which is that I believe that the Biden administration should
ignore this ruling. I think that we you know, the
courts have the legitimacy, and they rely on the legitimacy

(16:20):
of their rulings, and what they are currently doing is
engaged in an unprecedented and dramatic erosion.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
IOC is probably the first lawmaker in the history of
America whose brass eye was higher than her iq.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
God thinks so. And that's a good thing, right.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I mean, I'm you know, what she's trying to spit
out there is that you should ignore the judges in
the courts if they say something that you don't agree with.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
That's what she's saying. But that's only when Democrats are
in charge of stuff.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
By the way, we already deported the part of this
they all leave out, and I know we already made
this point.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
They'd already deported these.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Guys, but at the time the judge weighed in on it, Yep,
they were gone. They were going to get them. No,
and it's Al Salvador. They're El Salvadorian citizens, they're gang members.
They were already wanted for crimes down there. Not all
of but many, A substantial portion, a dangerously high amount
of the illegal immigrants coming over our border are coming

(17:20):
here because they're fleeing from law enforcement in their home countries.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And sometimes it's because of those countries emptied the jails
and told them to go.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
And two of those places where Al Salvador and Venezuela, which,
interestingly enough MS thirteen and L Salvador Trende Ragua Venezuela.
That's how these gang members got here.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Any chance we could send the Trenday guys and the
who's the Venezuelan one?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
MS thirteen, No, it's backwards, but whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, could we send them all like to the same prison,
oh man, And and then just kind of like open
the doors, like have a like a West Side Story
style dance cop petition Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It's Tuesday. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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