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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I called comedian Danny paula shock. That's say, he has
to go. He is pretty funny. Actually, could we deport him?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, you know it's it's liberals have weird rules about race,
where it's okay to say this, and he makes a
valid point, and he's Jewish, so he's allowed to say
some of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't know the rules. I don't either, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I don't even know if there are rules, and if
there are, who supports them and who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We have to get a judge involved in this.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know, you can't just turn to the president and
say that guy is the commander in chief, the leader
of the nation. We have to check with a judge
out in San Francisco or somewhere to see if it's
actually okay this uh, this guy that is demanding the
White House answer his questions by noon today or else
or else or else what the judge is. A federal
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judge who has tried to block the deportation of the
Venezuelans is very upset that Trump went ahead and deported
them anyway, because the White House the well, by the
time we got your order, those flights had already left
and they were in international airspace. They were out of
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you know, America, so your your order had it wasn't invalid.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That guy's name, the judge is and I don't know
how you if you say it pronounced, Where did his
name go? It's just here, Oh, BoA's Burg bo as
b e r G Bosburg or bos Burg.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And I know, but he was He's sixty.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Two or sixty three something like that and born in
San Francisco, which might be part of this problem.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, that would explain a lot. He's from San Francisco.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, I'll tell you what. Apparently where's this at Colorado?
Not San Francisco. But there's sort of people that like
that judge are having an event this Friday, Denver, Colorado.
They're all gathering together at the MD Speaking Program Civic
Center Park to fight the oligarchy with Bernie Sanders and
Alexandria Cosio Quartez.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Now that's a date trip for Bernie and AOC. Are
they just sharing a room to save money?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They do travel together a lot. I wonder how his
wife feels about that. She probably just happy he's leaving.
But that's not why I brought this up. The reason
I brought this up was this note at the bottom
of the flyer. We'll say masks are advised for all
attendees of this event. Anyone experiencing a fever or other
symptoms of COVID nineteen is asked to stay home and
not attend. We're doing this again, guys, it's five years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know you still see people doing it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And yesterday we were talking about COVID and some of
the things that have just come out recently. About matter
of fact, yesterday one of the headlines was it looked
like now, all these years later, we're hearings suggestions that
this may come out of some sort of a laboratory
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in China.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That's what we're hearing. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The craziest thing about this is the masks are required
for the event. It's an outdoor event. It points out.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
The stupidity of these people. And yes, we did ask
yesterday do you miss COVID? And I do miss a
couple of things. What do you miss?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I miss the effect that it had on traffic in
the big city. Well, that's true, yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Back during COVID, if you wanted to get out and drive,
there's hardly anybody on the road, which was a blessing
and the only ones that were on the road. Is
the other thing I miss and sometimes you still see it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
COVID made it really easy for us to spot the
really stupid people.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, because they.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Were driving around in a car alone by themselves with
a mask on. And they're still doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Sometimes I'm not sure what was stupid, or the guy
in the car with his windows were up in a
mask on, or the guy jogging along the track in
the park with his mask on and could barely breathe.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You get that.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That's not healthy at all. Healthy, it's not there's nothing
healthy about it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Your people is just stupid, some stupid or another.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
By the way, you know, you know how you notice
things other people don't notice. When I think back to
the beginning of the pandemic, that two weeks to slow
the spread, thing which were coming up on the anniversary.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh yeah, the thing I.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Remember it was yesterday was the anniversary. It's probably not
what most people remember. What I remember was roller blades.
Roller blade I live in a very densely populated part
of the city, and they shut down the roads. You
weren't supposed to drive anywhere just for a brief fleeting
moment you weren't supposed to go anywhere, and well, we
had those passes because we're uh, what do you call it?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Essential? Essentially? Yeah, yeah, we was essential.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So, uh, that was our wave it at the cops
when you drive by, I'm essential.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But I'm not sure why.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right when that happened, all of a sudden in my neighborhood,
a lot of these young trendy people tried to bring
back roller blading.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh god, it didn't last long, but there.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Was just a month or so there where I would
see people, girls, people in their twenties rollerblading all over
the neighborhood. Were they wearing helmets? No, what about the safety?
I mean maybe some of them were. I don't remember.
They were wearing masks at some point, but they were
a mask but no helmet. And then you're concerned about
your health. And then almost immediately it just went away.
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Like they all had roller blades. They were trying to
bring rollerblading back. It was they were going to roller
blade through the pandemic, and then they all lost interest
almost immediately. At the same time, Yeah, it goes rollerblades. Well,
they're they're tricky and they're they go hurty.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
And also it's easier to drive. It really is. Yeah,
called Elon Musk unqualified.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
That would almost be as crazy as a bartender calling
a rocket scientist stupid.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Oozed, I love getting news. I think you're gonna enjoy
this all right. Donald Trump has just ordered the Secret Service, okay,
to cease their protection of one Hunter Biden.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Hunter has had Secret Service protection for an extended period
of time, and of course that's all on us. Now
you're thinking, how much could it cost to pay a
Secret Service guide, you know, follow Hunter around, make sure
nobody bothers him. He's got as many as eighteen people
on his detail.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
And the annual salary for Secret Service agens is somewhere
between forty eight thousand and one hundred and seventeen thousand dollars.
Let's just round it off to something in the middle there,
ninety grand I would say it would probably be about fair.
It's easier to round it off to one hundred if
you're gonna do math.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, I was trying to land in the middle there,
but I get your point.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Eighteen people keeping Hunter Biden safe? Why eighteen people.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What danger is he in? Does he ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's not like he owes money to a Ukrainian drug
den No, of course not, but never mind.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He is currently on vacation in South Africa, where human
rights have been in question lately. Matter of fact, the
country of South Africa has been taken off of the
list of countries receiving economic financial assistance from the United States.
So that's where Hunter is right.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
It's probably working a sweet deal with the government down
there to get him something the next time his dad's
in office again.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Popular street drugs.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
According to the National Institute of Health, popular street drugs
in South Africa include heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy. Yeah, that
checks out. I'm sure he has all three of us.
That's why he's there. Hunter will no longer receive Secret
Service protection. And Ashley Biden with wife No, that's the
sister that the should The journal shoed a diary that
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said shared to shower with her dad. She has thirteen
agents keeping her safe at all times, and she is
off the list as well, so that frees up thirty one.
I think, uh, secret Service agents to turn towards protecting
somebody else goes Hunter and Ashley Biden no longer need protection?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What do we think about Ashley?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Here?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Is she kind of cute?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What do we what's our take on Ashley?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Why is everybody looking at me like that?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Look here she is tinted because she's standing next to
the bidens and every picture and so she's Abiden. That's
why it's tinted. Yeah, I give it your point, fair,
fair point. Okay, Hey, you guys want to see something cool?
I was going through Billy D's old drawers in the
other room and I found this.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You know that sounds gay, right it? Yeah, you're right.
I found this. Uh you know what a recorder is.
It's like a flute.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Here, take out your iPhone and play Freebird real quick
on it fast forward into the bridge.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hold on a second, let me turn this up here.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Ye'ah know that ain't me right? You know if I
could do that, I don't think I would. Okay, you said.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's hard to do that. When are we gonna see
something cool? What do you mean? That's just that's just
me playing the recorder on the radio. What do you mean? Guys?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I know I point this out more often than I
should need to. Uh, We're not going to see anything
cool or uncool on the radio.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's theater of the mind.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Mister Kelly, I do the entire show blindfolded so that
I may reach and feel like I am more in
touch with our listener.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That's you. You are our most important listener, by the way,
and I feel your pain when Kenny tries to show
you something on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We now take you to Boston, where I'm going to
show you dozens of Borgs confiscated from young people.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know what borgs are.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Right, The borg is the alien enemies of Star Trek. Okay,
that's what I thought too. Borgs are That was exactly
what my thought was. We have the hive mind where if
you attack one borg somewhere, all the other borgs they
know it and they come and help, just like bees
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Listen to this. This is wild.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Police confiscated dozens of Borgs from young people over Saint
Patrick's Day weekend. It stands for blackout rage. Gallons just
gallons of jugs full of booze. Here's a resident in
city council Ed Flynn, City Councilor Ed Flynn talking about
the borgs and the great thing is that the computer
is not working and that's maybe a sign of.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Maybe the computer, you know, says you don't need to
show us this.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No mulligan collections at the train stations with like forty
waying by like a column.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
We can't continue having a parade with is violence and
alcohol our.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Major pots of it.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
This parade is about respecting our South Boston veterans and
military families, and if we can't do that in a
family friendly way, I'd rather have no breade.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I'm sorry. Back to Star Trek.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Does he think Saint Patrick's Day is about respecting veterans?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That is not what a nut? Sure where that came from.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I mean maybe you guys squeezed that in a little bit,
but I assure you when Saint Patrick's Day rolls around,
nobody anywhere who's getting dressed up in green is thinking
to themselves, boy, we're really gonna respect some veterans today.
That has nothing to do with the holiday. Can we
not pretend? Do we really have to lie out loud
to everybody a bunch of guys in the army running
around wearing green uniforms because you know, it's kind of
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the color over the army Army Green.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No, that's great.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, been driving green jeeps or tanks or whatever. But
that's not them celebrating Saint Patrick today.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No, the reason in they're celebrating Saint Patrick's days they
can get blackout, pissed, drunk, okay, and like go have
unprotected sex with some woman they just met at a
bar at nine in the morning. Right, that's basically Saint
Patrick's day in a nutshell. And you can fringe kiss
a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You could French kiss a dog.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Irish golfer Rory mccloroy was I never heard of him,
had a lot to celebrate yesterday on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Because a tie.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
On Sunday, Rory and JJ spawn had to play a
three hole aggregate playoff to determine.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The winner of the Players tournament. Yes into the three
hole Rory won by two strokes.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Soda has got another player's title. Rory. It took one
more day than you would have liked, but you are
the fifty first Players Champion and making the Irish happy on.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Saint Patrick's Day, unbelievably probably, and happy to win my
second Players championship and I think this is the third
time I've won on Saint Patrick's Day, So it's been
a good luck time for me.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Now, did he use a poter or iron? What club did.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He choose to hit the other players over the head
with so he could win?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
You know, it's funny you asked that question.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
It turns out he didn't actually hurt any of his
competition in an effort to win the event.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Really, he didn't even want it that bad. Huh Now,
I guess not.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, you really don't want me to have fun on
Saint Patrick's Day, the day that we remember Saint Patrick
for whatever it is he did.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Walton M. Johnson