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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Trump dusting. I'll tell you this what happened. He instead
of retaliating against his enemies, what he's decided to do
is reward people for their service rather than retaliating against people.
That's the difference between you know, conservatives and liberals. You remember,
(00:21):
these couple of whistleblowers worked for the I R S.
And they they let the news slip out of that
about the Hunter Biden investigation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, that Hunter Biden. In fact, I think cash Pital
was associated with that, if I'm not mious.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then when the word got out that these two
I R S agents were whistleblowers, the Democrats decided to
retaliate against these guys. Well, Trump, not Cole, has just
rounded these two boys up, Gary Shapley and Joseph Ziegler.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Jerry Shapley seems like a kind of guy who can
change your muffler and bring you a six pack of beer.
That's yeah, he's your homie.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
There.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I R S Special agents. Well, Trump's given up promotions.
They will now be seenior advisors to the Treasury Secretary.
Nice and that. You know, I don't know how the
rules work up there. I don't I'm not no politician,
but well, apparently it's quite a promotion. You work for
the secretary, you probably got to get coffee a lot, probably, Yeah,
but then that's the secretary's job.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Raises are raised though. You know. That's nice. I like that,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like the fact that, like they said, instead of retaliating,
you reward them for a job well done.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right, have you guys filled out your brackets yet?
Because I got stop it, No, I'm serious, stop it.
Look at this is a big deal. It is March
sadness right now. The Democrat desperation brackets. We are trying
to figure out who is going to be the new
leader of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I see, So your brackets include a bunch of unsavory
Democrats vying to be the future leader of the party.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So we're gonna be sounding off on this over the
next few days as these things take off. Hakim Jefferies
versus Pepe Gavin Newsom versus Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer versus
Tim Walls. It's kind of hard to tell which one
of those guys is which Jasmine Crockett vers Kamala Harris.
That's not even fair. We know who's gonna win that
Michelle Obama versus Rosa Deloro.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now know what Jasmine not liable to come down to
more than just an election day fight. That might come
down to actual hair pulling and fingernails and biting.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, she fights dirty, that's true. Now here's one that's
not fair, Bernie versu Rashida Tale. But it's not fair.
He we already know that he's got the upper hand there.
I mean he doesn't even bring her with to speaking events.
He brings AOC speaking of Nancy Pelosi versus John Fetterman,
See who's the most reasonable moderate in the party.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And finally AOC versus Gretchen Whitmer that I would definitely
want to watch.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That could be a good one, right there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I've always had mixed feelings about that video of her televised.
Yeah you remember the video of her feeding a dorito
to a girl while she's down on her knees, And.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now as a Catholic, I could never just if that
offends me or if it's if it excites me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We're using the dorito in place of the wafer in church.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right, Yeah, how do we feel about that? What's everyone's
thoughts on that. Probably not, I would say not as well.
But then on the other hand, they demand you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Respect certain people's religions and then go around disrespecting others,
so it doesn't seem quite right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They change the way they do communion at my church
now we all have to go up to it's not
an altar, but it's like you have to get down
on your knees and they bring you the way and
everybody lines up along this banister or whatever you'd call it.
And I have weird feeling about it because every time
I do it, I think about that video of Gretchen Whitmer.
She's ruined it for me. Oh no, I know, unbelievable.
(03:45):
And we don't even get a dorito. It's one of
those wafer crackers. They're flavorless. Which kind of dorito? We're
looking at her? She had nacho cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's okay. I mean, I ain't gonna ain't gonna bitch
about it much, but cool ranch is way better.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You know that you're a you're a cool ranch guy. Now,
did you know that overseas they call it cool American flavor?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Have you ever seen this? Let me put it up
on the screen. Someone told me about this at the
gym the other day, because, as you know, I eat Toto's. Overseas,
it's called cool American flavor. And here in America we
call it cool ranch flavor. You know, because we look
at that American I'd buy that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well you already don't know, but I mean, if I
put that package in America, I'm American, I'd buy it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You'd buy cool American before you'd buy in the Netherlands,
it's called cool American.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I think in multiple What do they call the nacho ones?
That is a great question. I don't know if we
should say or not.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What does Dorito's call nachos chips overseas. Let's see the
answer to that is they call them nacho chips. That's
a yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not so much creativity there.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I know that creative. They didn't call it cool
Mexican or something. They'd be funny, cool original. They call
it cool original. In some regions. In Spain, Toiredo's not
cheese are known as tex Max. In Mexico, tortillas are
the Doritos are called toto pose. Some people, especially in
regions where the brand is well established, will just refer
(05:11):
to them as Dorito's. Well, yeah, okay, that seems obvious.
AI sometimes just tells you stuff you didn't need to
be told anyway. AOC is very sad.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh no, what's so sad?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She posted this video where she looks really glum and depressed.
Here's what's confusing about this. She put on a lot
of makeup to make this video. Look at the yes
she did, Look at the lipstick, Look at her or
how smoothed out her faces. A lot's going on here heavy,
you know, a foundation there right. She claims she did
this video because she was sad about the state of
our government. But I think she did it because she
(05:42):
knew her makeup was on point as the case. Listen,
poor sad AOC popping on. Just see how she's doing
that thing with her lips.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm I'm that's you find it sexy when I do it?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, but you're a hey guy, that's wasted on you.
Hot chicks will do this thing with their hair, Billy,
I knows what I'm talking about, where they'll kind of
take their hair pull and put it out like they
needed to get it out of the way, but they
didn't need to get it out of the way. They
just wanted to see how long and pretty their hair was.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Maybe they needed to get it out of the way
for later after they turned the video off. One hundred percent. Yeah,
well that's what you think about. That's what they want
you to think.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
She knows that it's her special move, AOC knows that
that's how she got famous. It's not because she's smart.
I mean, she's smart enough to do that to her point.
I mean, you know, it is what it is. I guess, Hey,
don't hate the player, hate the game. I've been saying
that I find.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Her insipidness makes her unattractive, even if you think physically,
you know, until her teeth come out, that she is pretty.
I find her insipidness just detracts from any possibility of attractiveness.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't know what insipidness means, so I'm just gonna
disagree with you by defense.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Probably the best. I think. I'm gonna do that too,
insipid I love you, Kenny. What is that like a
beverage or something. Yes, you're sipping it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You were going one of those old general stores and
they have soda pop, but it's in a glass bottle
and it has weird names like Sasparilla.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You're like, what the hell is the best stores ever?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What is this? It's root marm. What the hell's root marm?
I don't know. Mix it with whiskey. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
There's a general store out in wine country in California,
dry Creek. You know about Dry Creek Vineyards, right, Well
there's a whole area called Dry Creek and they have
the general store. They Oh, it is fed fantastic. If
you get a chance to get up that way, I
highly recommend a visit.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I went to a house party at Steve's one time,
and while he was talking to some of his guests
I grabbed a few of those bottles and I left
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, we are missing some Dry Creek.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They make me sick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
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Speaker 2 (07:43):
There's National Sloppy Joe Day. There was a I wouldn't
say it was a long conversation, but later than it
should have been longer than it should have been during
commercial breakover whether or not we should play Adam Sandler's
Lunch Lady Land on the as a.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
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Speaker 1 (09:12):
It really is no slights against Tom Cruise. I'm sure
they didn't mean it the way it sounded.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, and we're not trying to be racist against the Irish.
Just because most of you are short and drunk doesn't
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Speaker 1 (09:26):
We have to know that everything has its time, and
those things will the brightest stars in the universe, they
all fade at some point. I guess that's what's happened
to Kim Kardashian, now.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What happened to her?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
One of the main problems with leftism is they're always
moving the goalpost. As they say, used to be perfectly
acceptable for liberals to purchase an electric vehicle. That's no
longer the case.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know about this.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Kim Kardashian made the great mistake of pisson off liberals
but posing in a fashion shoot for a magazine in
a Tesla cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Now it looks like Elon paid her to do it.
Because I don't follow her on Instagram, but I saw
these posts on x and it's her with a robot.
And some people might think that hot women can't just
divorce their crazy husband and then be happy with a
sex toy. But I offer this photo of her with
a Tesla robot as proof to the contrary. Here's Kim
Kardashian getting very intimate with a roboman built by the
(10:31):
Tesla car company.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's an unusual photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
The one picture I did love was she out by
the pool, yeah, relaxing in a reclining a lounge chair,
and the robot laying next to her in his own
lounge chair, soaking up some son. It's so cute. But no,
what's upset the liberals is that she might as well
have and this is their quote, might as well have
(10:57):
posed with a Nazi flag.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, that's what they think.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's what Tesla is today. So they're calling her Kim
kk Kardashian. She's she's KKK, she's Nazi, She's she's everything
the tolerant people tell us to be tolerant of, except
this man.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
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not the cultural appropriation thing that she just did.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't know if it upset her or not upset
the fans.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
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but me and mister O get it because we understand
African culture.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
We do.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
There's this thing that the ned Ballet tribe does.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Call have you ever been to Africa yourself?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, I've been to that neighborhood over by the mall
where they have all the Nigerian restaurants.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's as far as I got to. I ain't been
over there. Well, you have a price a flight to Africa.
Plus see how long the damn thing is. Did you
know they don't even have like a Whataburger over there?
There's no chick fla. What are you gonna eat when
you get there? Just garbage? And you got the water buffalo.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think it's a pass on that. But anyway, women
from the Neballet tribe often wear these brass rings around
their neck called the izilla. I'm sure that most of
you know what that is. Yeah, of course, I just
want to make sure. Anyway, she posted this photo.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's when they get to like look like drafts, right,
they they'll stretch their necks out till they get like
a six foot long nick.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And so she posted a photo of herself wearing one
recently with this African dress, and.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It helps that she's also included plenty of cleavage.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, you know, it's interesting because when you look at
what the inspiration was these runway models, you could straight
up see this woman's nipples and that makes me very uncomfortable.
You know, I know what's worse the white lady sexualizing
herself or appropriating black culture. But weirdly, that's not what
upset people.
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Trump dusting. I'll tell you this what happened. He instead
of retaliating against his enemies, what he's decided to do
is reward people for their service rather than retaliating against people.
That's the difference between you know, conservatives and liberals. You remember,
(00:21):
these couple of whistleblowers worked for the I R S.
And they they let the news slip out of that
about the Hunter Biden investigation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, that Hunter Biden. In fact, I think cash Pital
was associated with that, if I'm not mious.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
And then when the word got out that these two
I R S agents were whistleblowers, the Democrats decided to
retaliate against these guys. Well, Trump, not Cole, has just
rounded these two boys up, Gary Shapley and Joseph Ziegler.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Jerry Shapley seems like a kind of guy who can
change your muffler and bring you a six pack of beer.
That's yeah, he's your homie.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
There.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I R S Special agents. Well, Trump's given up promotions.
They will now be seenior advisors to the Treasury Secretary.
Nice and that. You know, I don't know how the
rules work up there. I don't I'm not no politician,
but well, apparently it's quite a promotion. You work for
the secretary, you probably got to get coffee a lot, probably, Yeah,
but then that's the secretary's job.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Raises are raised though. You know. That's nice. I like that,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like the fact that, like they said, instead of retaliating,
you reward them for a job well done.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right, have you guys filled out your brackets yet?
Because I got stop it, No, I'm serious, stop it.
Look at this is a big deal. It is March
sadness right now. The Democrat desperation brackets. We are trying
to figure out who is going to be the new
leader of the Democrat Party.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I see, So your brackets include a bunch of unsavory
Democrats vying to be the future leader of the party.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So we're gonna be sounding off on this over the
next few days as these things take off. Hakim Jefferies
versus Pepe Gavin Newsom versus Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer versus
Tim Walls. It's kind of hard to tell which one
of those guys is which Jasmine Crockett vers Kamala Harris.
That's not even fair. We know who's gonna win that
Michelle Obama versus Rosa Deloro.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now know what Jasmine not liable to come down to
more than just an election day fight. That might come
down to actual hair pulling and fingernails and biting.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, she fights dirty, that's true. Now here's one that's
not fair, Bernie versu Rashida Tale. But it's not fair.
He we already know that he's got the upper hand there.
I mean he doesn't even bring her with to speaking events.
He brings AOC speaking of Nancy Pelosi versus John Fetterman,
See who's the most reasonable moderate in the party.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And finally AOC versus Gretchen Whitmer that I would definitely
want to watch.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That could be a good one, right there.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I've always had mixed feelings about that video of her televised.
Yeah you remember the video of her feeding a dorito
to a girl while she's down on her knees, And.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now as a Catholic, I could never just if that
offends me or if it's if it excites me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We're using the dorito in place of the wafer in church.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right, Yeah, how do we feel about that? What's everyone's
thoughts on that. Probably not, I would say not as well.
But then on the other hand, they demand you.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Respect certain people's religions and then go around disrespecting others,
so it doesn't seem quite right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
They change the way they do communion at my church
now we all have to go up to it's not
an altar, but it's like you have to get down
on your knees and they bring you the way and
everybody lines up along this banister or whatever you'd call it.
And I have weird feeling about it because every time
I do it, I think about that video of Gretchen Whitmer.
She's ruined it for me. Oh no, I know, unbelievable.
(03:45):
And we don't even get a dorito. It's one of
those wafer crackers. They're flavorless. Which kind of dorito? We're
looking at her? She had nacho cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's okay. I mean, I ain't gonna ain't gonna bitch
about it much, but cool ranch is way better.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You know that you're a you're a cool ranch guy. Now,
did you know that overseas they call it cool American flavor?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Have you ever seen this? Let me put it up
on the screen. Someone told me about this at the
gym the other day, because, as you know, I eat Toto's. Overseas,
it's called cool American flavor. And here in America we
call it cool ranch flavor. You know, because we look
at that American I'd buy that.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well you already don't know, but I mean, if I
put that package in America, I'm American, I'd buy it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You'd buy cool American before you'd buy in the Netherlands,
it's called cool American.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I think in multiple What do they call the nacho ones?
That is a great question. I don't know if we
should say or not.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What does Dorito's call nachos chips overseas. Let's see the
answer to that is they call them nacho chips. That's
a yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not so much creativity there.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, I know that creative. They didn't call it cool
Mexican or something. They'd be funny, cool original. They call
it cool original. In some regions. In Spain, Toiredo's not
cheese are known as tex Max. In Mexico, tortillas are
the Doritos are called toto pose. Some people, especially in
regions where the brand is well established, will just refer
(05:11):
to them as Dorito's. Well, yeah, okay, that seems obvious.
AI sometimes just tells you stuff you didn't need to
be told anyway. AOC is very sad.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh no, what's so sad?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
She posted this video where she looks really glum and depressed.
Here's what's confusing about this. She put on a lot
of makeup to make this video. Look at the yes
she did, Look at the lipstick, Look at her or
how smoothed out her faces. A lot's going on here heavy,
you know, a foundation there right. She claims she did
this video because she was sad about the state of
our government. But I think she did it because she
(05:42):
knew her makeup was on point as the case. Listen,
poor sad AOC popping on. Just see how she's doing
that thing with her lips.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm I'm that's you find it sexy when I do it?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
No, but you're a hey guy, that's wasted on you.
Hot chicks will do this thing with their hair, Billy,
I knows what I'm talking about, where they'll kind of
take their hair pull and put it out like they
needed to get it out of the way, but they
didn't need to get it out of the way. They
just wanted to see how long and pretty their hair was.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Maybe they needed to get it out of the way
for later after they turned the video off. One hundred percent. Yeah,
well that's what you think about. That's what they want
you to think.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
She knows that it's her special move, AOC knows that
that's how she got famous. It's not because she's smart.
I mean, she's smart enough to do that to her point.
I mean, you know, it is what it is. I guess, Hey,
don't hate the player, hate the game. I've been saying
that I find.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Her insipidness makes her unattractive, even if you think physically,
you know, until her teeth come out, that she is pretty.
I find her insipidness just detracts from any possibility of attractiveness.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't know what insipidness means, so I'm just gonna
disagree with you by defense.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Probably the best. I think. I'm gonna do that too,
insipid I love you, Kenny. What is that like a
beverage or something. Yes, you're sipping it.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You were going one of those old general stores and
they have soda pop, but it's in a glass bottle
and it has weird names like Sasparilla.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You're like, what the hell is the best stores ever?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What is this? It's root marm. What the hell's root marm?
I don't know. Mix it with whiskey. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
There's a general store out in wine country in California,
dry Creek. You know about Dry Creek Vineyards, right, Well
there's a whole area called Dry Creek and they have
the general store. They Oh, it is fed fantastic. If
you get a chance to get up that way, I
highly recommend a visit.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I went to a house party at Steve's one time,
and while he was talking to some of his guests
I grabbed a few of those bottles and I left
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, we are missing some Dry Creek.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They make me sick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Walton M. Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
There's National Sloppy Joe Day. There was a I wouldn't
say it was a long conversation, but later than it
should have been longer than it should have been during
commercial breakover whether or not we should play Adam Sandler's
Lunch Lady Land on the as a.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know, I thought you had a Sloppy Joe song.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, there's a part of the song where he sings
about sloppy Joe's.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh it's in the Lunch Lady song. Yeah, it wasn't familiar.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You're not You don't remember the Adams Sailer.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No, I think about ten or fifteen seconds of the song,
and I'm usually good.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Honestly, I'm kind of indifferent about Slapa Joe, slap slap
at Joe. You get the idea, the general excitement of it. Hey, sure,
for you, Saint Patrick's day is over, but what about
for this guy?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's a problem we all face the day after Saint
Patrick's Day? Right, what to do with your slightly used
leprechaun top of the morning?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
After all, you.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Can't just abandon him by the curb. No, he's not
a mattress. Introducing Little the Leprechaun Intensive technical Training for
life enterprise. At Little we prepare your Leprechaun for jobs
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beneath sofas, fixing a clogged garbage disposal, taking your Chihuahwa
(08:54):
for rides, assembling iPhones, test driving Barbie's Dream, and of course,
becoming the new star of the Mission Impossible movies. I
do my own stunts little because a tiny, adorable drunk
is a terrible thing to waste.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It really is no slights against Tom Cruise. I'm sure
they didn't mean it the way it sounded.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, and we're not trying to be racist against the Irish.
Just because most of you are short and drunk doesn't
mean you all are exactly. Some of you are just
short or just drunk. You know.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
We have to know that everything has its time, and
those things will the brightest stars in the universe, they
all fade at some point. I guess that's what's happened
to Kim Kardashian, now.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What happened to her?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
One of the main problems with leftism is they're always
moving the goalpost. As they say, used to be perfectly
acceptable for liberals to purchase an electric vehicle. That's no
longer the case.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I know about this.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Kim Kardashian made the great mistake of pisson off liberals
but posing in a fashion shoot for a magazine in
a Tesla cyber truck.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Now it looks like Elon paid her to do it.
Because I don't follow her on Instagram, but I saw
these posts on x and it's her with a robot.
And some people might think that hot women can't just
divorce their crazy husband and then be happy with a
sex toy. But I offer this photo of her with
a Tesla robot as proof to the contrary. Here's Kim
Kardashian getting very intimate with a roboman built by the
(10:31):
Tesla car company.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's an unusual photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
The one picture I did love was she out by
the pool, yeah, relaxing in a reclining a lounge chair,
and the robot laying next to her in his own
lounge chair, soaking up some son. It's so cute. But no,
what's upset the liberals is that she might as well
have and this is their quote, might as well have
(10:57):
posed with a Nazi flag.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, that's what they think.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's what Tesla is today. So they're calling her Kim
kk Kardashian. She's she's KKK, she's Nazi, She's she's everything
the tolerant people tell us to be tolerant of, except
this man.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I was kind of surprised that that upset her and
not the cultural appropriation thing that she just did.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't know if it upset her or not upset
the fans.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I mean, I don't assume most people would know about this,
but me and mister O get it because we understand
African culture.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
We do.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
There's this thing that the ned Ballet tribe does.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Call have you ever been to Africa yourself?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
No, I've been to that neighborhood over by the mall
where they have all the Nigerian restaurants.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's as far as I got to. I ain't been
over there. Well, you have a price a flight to Africa.
Plus see how long the damn thing is. Did you
know they don't even have like a Whataburger over there?
There's no chick fla. What are you gonna eat when
you get there? Just garbage? And you got the water buffalo.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think it's a pass on that. But anyway, women
from the Neballet tribe often wear these brass rings around
their neck called the izilla. I'm sure that most of
you know what that is. Yeah, of course, I just
want to make sure. Anyway, she posted this photo.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
That's when they get to like look like drafts, right,
they they'll stretch their necks out till they get like
a six foot long nick.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And so she posted a photo of herself wearing one
recently with this African dress, and.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
It helps that she's also included plenty of cleavage.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Well, you know, it's interesting because when you look at
what the inspiration was these runway models, you could straight
up see this woman's nipples and that makes me very uncomfortable.
You know, I know what's worse the white lady sexualizing
herself or appropriating black culture. But weirdly, that's not what
upset people.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You ever look at a national geographic any.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Believe me, I'm old enough to remember series catalogs and
the national film. Oh yeah, you're probably you're probably too
old to remember this, but getting the Victorious Secrets calendar
in the mail and then like running up the driveway
before your mom or your sister finds out the wife. Okay,
so you do know, Oh yeah, I'll remember that. Yeah,
back in the day, that was pretty spicy stuff. By
(13:06):
the way, here's something most people won't be aware of.
For the last week or so, we've been fighting with
Google to get the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app back
into the Android store, the Google Play Store.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why'd they take it out?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because we I would love to tell you it was
censorship or some right you were victims. But the truth
is we just forgot to fill out the form and
then it's really hard to get it back in one. Anyway,
it's available again. If you're an Android user, you can
now download the Walton and Johnson's smartphone app.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh so the thousands and thousands of people who tried
to download it this past week were denied. But you
can go back in there now and get that, or
you can get an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Just go ahead and have at it. That's exactly right. Yeah,
well at it either way. It's available in the Apple
App Store or the Google Play Store.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's free.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It allows you to listen to this radio show or
our afternoon show, which many of our listeners don't even
get in the cities and radio stations where they live.
All available on the Walton Johnson's Smartphone app. You can
shop it our store, you can communicate with us, and
it'll even tell you in real time how many days
it's been since Billy had changed his underpants. It will, dude, No,
(14:09):
never mind, I don't think so. Yeah, don't worry about that, Billy.
It's a real it's a wonder to technology what that
app does. Just incredible stuff there.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
If you would like to keep in touch with us
while we're away sharpening the sall for tomorrow's action packed adventure.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
UH.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You can always email us at Walton Johnson dot com.
Listen to the show if you missed some or you
just want to go back and listen again because it
was so good. That's what the app is for. And
you can always check in with the store see if
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(14:46):
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even when we have to be away from each other.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
If you've never looked at it before in your board,
you're sitting on the toilet with your iPhone, you might
as well look at something. Go to I LOOVEWJ dot com.
I love WJ dot com. A substantial portion of your
purchases of our really funny merchandise, of which we have
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Speaker 1 (15:07):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Today, while we're off the air, Donald Trump will be
meeting on a zoom call with Putin, and he has
announced the release of eighty thousand JFK files. Today, we
will supposedly get to look at those, and you know what,
if it's as spicy as I hope it is, I
may even forgive Pam BONDI.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I hope you can find it in your heart to
do so. She's a she's you know, she's she's trying,
she's Do you think Trump would put up with her
not doing a good job? He is not one to
suffer lazy people.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well, his first Attorney general was Jeff Sessions. So I'm
just gonna climb out on a limb here and guess he's
as long as she sucks less than him, John, what
do you think?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Don't forget boys and girls too? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Every day? Hey again, you've reached the end of the
Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you
listened all the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
No, no, no, there will be an a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you can find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so,
what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson dot com today.
I'm told there's a store. Oh yes, we do have
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