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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This real or is this the funny songs?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is well, I guess it depends on your opinion
of it's real. You ever met David allen Coe before
I met him?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, I've heard you guys speak of him, and doesn't
sound like the kind of guy I'd like to spend
a lot of time with.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I met him once and he had a wig on.
Did he say something racist when you met him? Well,
I'm not I'm not gonna lie. In other words, I'm
asking did he speak. I'm just not going to answer
the question if he spoke he said something racist. But
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's weird about David allen Coe. Isn't he somebody? He
just got this reputation, that's all it is. Isn't he
half black?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Though? Like that's a right? I never made it like
Ty Cobb? You remember Ty Cobb was so racist and
then you meet him. Why didn't you ask him? The
famous baseball player David allen Coe? What when you hear
someone being racist and you're like, yeah, but aren't you
half whatever? Like Hitler was half jew? Do you understand
Hitler wouldn't have been allowed in his own master race?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Do you kid?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What I mean, like, have you ever looked at Hitler?
He doesn't look arian. He doesn't even look like he
knows an Arian person.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You didn't have, David allen Coe, I didn't ask you're
asking us about him? Who would know better than him? Well,
I was next time you're meeting. Look, I was busy
selling him drugs. We didn't have time to ask his
opinions on race. And it is that the reason you
thought he was half black is because he was buying drugs.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, they half white, that's right. So I didn't want
any of the marijuana when he was nervous just being
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Sure, yeah, he gets nervous around himself, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Look, did we go do the sports or not? I
mean that's you'd said we was.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But you know, as a as a listener, I'm sure
they used to disappoint and forget me.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I got distracted by David allen Coe's vagued racist That's
my fault. I asked the question in the first place.
This is a weird radio show, really is who's this report?
Proud to us by?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Who? He wanted to be brought to you by do
like Trump does and just picked the name of a
sponsor out of the hat. That's how he decides who's
getting tariffs next. All right, he just picks a country
out of a hat and he goes, uh, looks like
uh uh maca Macadomi.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What's that country? Massive macanol, Macadamian nuts. Yeah, that one.
I feel like this next sponsorship is machine worshiple is it? Yeah?
Wether it is funny?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
You should mention that because by my sponsor this morning
for the Sports Report is my pillow.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What are the odds of that one? Weird coincidence?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
My pillow dot com is where you get the great
stuff at the great savings because we got a promo
code for you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh yeah, promo cut WJ at my pillow dot com.
Always a good idea. Yeah, check it out and do
your all your shopping for your home goods there you're
gonna It's.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Unusual at the Major League Baseball website where you can
go and check the scores and the standings all this. Sure,
it's like they don't even know that the season has
started already because under you know, the standings in the
in the elite National League, American League, and then they
got the different divisions and all that stuff. It looked
like they don't know that the Dodgers have already gone
(02:54):
up to nothing on the rest of the league.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
They don't have any scores or any placements for the
Cubs or the of the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh and by the way, we're changing the name of
the Dodgers. Where are we calling the dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We're gonna upset everybody in California. We're gonna call them
the Dogers.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh the door Oh, I get it because of the
cause of Elon but d o d g E doge.
But he lives in Texas now.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
But the people that get upset with him live in California,
got the maniacs. The Dogers opened the season yesterday in Japan.
I don't know if it was yesterday over there or not,
but it was yesterday here.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And they won four to one.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And then they played another one this morning, started up
like four o'clock our time, and it's already over uh.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And the Dodgers won again.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So day up two to Oh on everybody else in
Major League Baseball, because the regular season will start in
America till next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, but we need it. We need baseball now because
we don't have football and basketball socks. And hockey's only
interesting when a fight breaks out or it becomes part
of some international geopolitical rivalry.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Otherwise, who cares about that? You know how baseball people
love the stats. They two love stats. Here's one of
the stats from opening day yesterday in Japan. The very
first pitch of the twenty twenty five season was a
clock violation. Oh good, that's what's that's how the season's
gonna go. It looked like first pitch clock violation. Pitcher
(04:27):
didn't even get you know, the ball never left its hand,
and he opa steps up his ball one, just like
to have ball one.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, But in defense of the Major League baseball players
in Japan, don't they calculate time differently over there?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, yeah, I'm sure the numbers clocks, you know time,
How long is a minute in Japan? Nobody even knows.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No one knows. It's like a metric clock or something.
It's like a whole different thing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
So then there was the basketball news and again like
the NBA ain't exciting anybody right now. So Tracy Morgan
shows up and throws up all over the court from
his court side seat and everybody panicked and thought he's
dying or something, you know, and and of course they
didn't like to see vomit everywhere. They brought a wheelchair in.
A couple of nice, nice ladies, looked like they was
(05:16):
a bit over helping him out. The lady in them
green pants, who had it going on? Girl.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let me tell you, dude, Tracy Morgan, I wish no
harm on the guy. He's really funny and he seems
like a good guy and kind of like when Will
Smith slapped Chris Rock. I can't wait to hear Tracy
Morgan's stand up comedy bit about this incident.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That well, he does mention the fact that he had
food poisoning and it did cause him to lose control
of his you know, contents of his stomach onto the court. However,
he did spend it right, he said, right now, because
the Knicks won that game. After they got back to
play it, he said, the Nick's are one and oh
when he throws up on the court, so they'll probably
have him back. Hey huh wait, wow, really well, they
(05:57):
won the game. It's work is a look at job
for him now.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On an unrelated note, what about the other thing, you
said you were gonna tell us about the final four. No,
it ain't final four yet. It's it's March madness right now. Oh,
I'm sorry, you're saying it wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm sorry. It's March. March madness began with the final
seconds come from behind win yesterday with Alabama State shocking
Saint Francis. It's in Pennsylvania seventy to sixty eight. Meanwhile,
Alabama still Hail Mary. You got to throw with Hail
Mary out there? Oh yeah, Hail Mary, Hail Mary, full
of grace. The Lord is with the bus. I don't know,
(06:33):
just the basketball. Oh, I thought this was a Cathleen.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
They throwing the ball at the whole of the last second?
Is a hail Mary like in football, with a Hail
Mary until he is Never mind forget that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Did you just call our Virgin Mary a hoe? She
was a divine Yeah, no exception, nothing like that. Anyway.
Alabama State threw the ball the length of the court.
It bounced off one of the player's hands into another's,
who quickly made the shot. Here's a little audio of that.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Four seconds left and here we go. This is where
dreams are made. It off for it all Simpson home
run played at the flex out Calabella State in clubs
ware to go. The man hasn't officially begun.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It was good, I guess yeah, it was good. And
that's a two point win.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
North Carolina beat up on San Diego State.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I guess it was. Yeah, that was the other game
last night, five to sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
But it will say in North Carolina didn't deserve to
be in there, and the only reason they got in
there is because the athletic directors on the board that
votes to who gets in or something like that. But
North Carolina pretty much showed everybody they for real with
a dominating ninety five to sixty eight win.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So yeah, they on their way baby. Two more First
four games today than the first round tomorrow and Friday.
Very exciting. I mean, honestly, you can't get enough of
this stuff. College basketball. Oh boy. Just knowing some of
these guys in a year or two are going to
be selling mortgages for a living. It makes it so
much more exciting to realize that, you know, and in
just a couple more years, some of these guys are
(08:07):
gonna be like the top financial consultants in Cleveland. I mean,
I really can't wait to see how they play today.
That's that's right, Longhorned got them a game tonight, you know.
I mean, if you're into basketball, you might as well
root for a textas team, right, Yeah, you might as well. Absolutely.
And I don't know if you guys have heard, but
we discovered some DEI in the curriculum at Uta Glow.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah we reported this. Or U t Arlington No Austin. Okay,
well that's just ut Uta is Arlington. I bet, I
bet I could prove her wrong about that. What happens
if I go?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Does it make you happy? If you do, let's see
damn it? You're right?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, score seven thousand, four hundred and twelve to none.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I win.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I've seen it written as Uta before. Have you ever?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Have you ever been right about any of the things
that I've told you you're wrong about. I'm not usually
involving college sports, but when it over anything, when it
comes to ovaries and fillopian tubes, I think I got
it locked out. Of course, you know nothing about that.
Stay You're lucky you even pronounced Filopian properly. Yeah, yeah,
I know where Philopia is. It's in Africa. The first
time you ever said that word on the radio. It
(09:16):
was about three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I recall it. Well, you called it Filipino tubes. No,
that was different. I was, Yeah, I was talking about
these weird far Eastern tacos I've been eating in a
food truck. They're good, but they make you behave a
little bit like Tracy Morgan in a Knicks game afterwards,
Oh fans, But it sounds like some fun comedy gobbledy gook.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Waltman Johnson, there's this sound bite yesterday from yesterday and
it you know, it's a video too, so I'll explain
it to you before I play it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because it's it's funny to listen to, but it's really
funny to watch. Mitch McConnell is a walking corpse at
this point. He's I don't know how this guy's still alive, Like,
what is keeping what is holding his skeleton together?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Has he lost all of his teeth?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Because it looked like his mouth just but you know,
anywhere between the nose and the chin, everything that's just
kind of caved in.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I noticed that too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's like, I don't have teeth in there anymore. Denters
came out I'm not sure his mouth looks like that.
I need a little opening now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah. I don't know how many years old he is,
but he's always frowning years old that he's reached the
point in life where his mouth can't stop frowning. And
I hope I live to be that long, honestly I do.
Yesterday they were asking and what he thought of tariffs,
and he can't hear the reporter, so somebody walks on
stage to tell him what she said, and he still
can't hear it. So his handler, one of his assistants,
(10:42):
screams into his ear at full volume.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
She literally got six inches from his face and six
inches of his age.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's awesome, or talk to him about it being of
that policy at all. My hearing is not what he
used to be.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Tariffs, Senator, your comment is about tariffs.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
They did tarriffs comment about terrorists. Oh oh, I'm not
a fan of terriffs. Okay. She's yelling into his ear,
she's an inch away from.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
His head, and I think he thought she said terist
there the way George Bush used to say terst terrests.
I don't like ter want no terst China terrorists. Yeah,
Canada terrorists them, they're all bad, all the terrorists tarrishs
in Mexico. We all agreed, no more terrorists, no more terrorists,
(11:36):
no more terrorists.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And wait a second, what is that? Why are you
so gay for space?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And now the Walton and Johnson Show presents gay for Space?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh and frod they brought to you by anything.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He's eighty three by the way, Okay, just turned eighty
three last month. Not nearly as as old as he looks.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's older than our space program. Well yeah, good segue, right,
was itter than our current president? I think?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
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as old as the last one. And this is all
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Speaker 3 (12:36):
It also works if you're, you know, thinking about maybe
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Speaker 1 (12:49):
Bro, that is so true. Yeah, all right, So Crew
nine splash down safely yesterday with NASA's Butch Wellmore and
Sunny Williams Nick Haig and Russian cosmonaut Alexander Gerbonev a
lot the way you talk. Isn't it fascinating that there
was a Russian on that thing with them and we're
at war with Russia? Like, could you imagine in the
(13:10):
middle of World War two if it officially breaks out,
I think us them, Somebody's got to go up there
and stab that Roosky. Isn't that fascinating him right there?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And of course if you got him, that stuff's gonna
be floating around and anti there's no gravity, so it
would be just like, that's gonna be a mess.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's all I'm saying. We're in the middle of a
very contentious proxy war that's gone on now for three
years with Russia, and somehow we're still doing space diplomacy
with them. That's the news that's fascinating to me. Anyway,
it's not the news. Actually, no one's even talking about that.
The parachute's deployed perfectly. On a blue sky day, dolphins
(13:47):
were seen swimming near the capsule. Oh, and splashdown Crew
nine back on Earth. Yeah, I mean, guys, this is
incredible for so many reasons. Number one, you know, they
were supposed to be stuck up there. Number two, nobody's
explained why it is that we couldn't get them down.
(14:10):
Nobody's even talked about that. And there's a lot to
celebrate today when we can all welcome these astronauts home again,
safe and sound on planet. You have our first view
of Dragon Freedom coming home to Earth.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Brace for splashdown.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well I did this for you, mister Kenneth. You did
that all for me. Yeah. This is Elton John For
those that don't know, I just I'm not worthy and
splashdown Crew nine back on Earth. Back on Earth. Happy, splashdown, Nick,
(14:49):
Alex Butch sunny On behalf of SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Welcome home, Suck.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And somehow they did this without ever mentioning Elon Musk's
name one single time. They hate him so much.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
They have become like skilled surgeons at leaving certain little
bits of information out of news and adding certain little
things here and there, and it can completely change the
complexity of the news. Leaving Elon Musk's name out was
definitely intentional because of Trump.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of course, the.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Price of eggs has dropped by about half. That's not
a news story. The fact that they were so high
was a news story. It was terrible. The fact that
they're not high now not a news story.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Any of the other accomplishments that may have happened since
January twentieth not news.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It's pandemic ventilators all over again. I most people won't
remember this. We briefly mentioned it on the show yesterday,
But back in the earliest days of the pandemic, I
remember this. It was yesterday, March No yesterday, Yeah, yesterday,
we talked about it. Donald Trump was being criticized by
the media because he didn't have enough ventilators. It was
his job to have supplied all the hospitals with ventilators
(16:11):
before a once in a century pandemic we didn't know
was coming come. He didn't think ahead and get that ready.
And interestingly, enough. Elon Musk was one of the people
that helped him get ventilators into hospitals all over the country.
That was before they started their own little you know
work together. Those guys cranked out ventilators. He teamed up
with the CEOs of General Motors and Ford and Tesla,
(16:34):
built a bunch of ventilators, had him in hospitals all
and within a week or two, it wasn't even a
news story anymore. Nobody congratulated him, Nobody pad it thank
you for solving this problem that the Biden administration clearly
wouldn't have been able to solve. Didn't care if it
did or not. No, And now it's that all over again.
What's happened here? Now you've got a judge saying that
Musk's role in dismantling USAID likely violated the Constitution. Where
(16:58):
does it say in the Constitution that a businessman entrepreneur
can't advise the president on what parts of the federal
government he should consider defunding.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
There is that living constitution that they talk about. When
republic are incident charge, they bring up the Constitution any
time that it might help them. The rest of the time,
they just assume you use it as toilet paper because
they don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Do you really think that the founding fathers, much less
George Washington, who was close personal friends with Ban Franklin,
would have authored a document saying you can't take advice
on how to handle government from people in the private
business world. That was the exact kind of government they
were trying to build. That's right. They said, what if
we did government without a monarchy. What if all of
(17:44):
a sudden, we actually let the people vote. We have
representatives for each region, and the people in the free
market are the ones that decide the flow and direction
of our government instead of some guy with a crown
on his head. Here's some judge two hundred some years
later says, nah, that's not what they would have wanted. No,
of course not. They know he knows what's best. Thank you.
Guys are a bunch of jack holes. They are, they
(18:06):
really are.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And some bombshells have come out of this release of
JFK News. The cover page, well, I mean it's like
the first page after the cover page. When you flip
it open, here's up, here's the letter, and you can
see there's the letter right there. And look it's got
the It says right here.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The White House, Washington, July sixteenth, something there, Yeah, July eighteenth,
nineteen sixty three. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
It says to whom it may concern, I have information
that will lead to the arrest of Hillary.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Clinton, signed John F. Kennedy. I knew it. No, I
knew it. I guess that answers that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
This reaffirms all my political biases, so gortha does, and
it works well in a meme form. And yes, we
know that some of them are gay wolveson and Johnson
Radio Network
This real or is this the funny songs?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is well, I guess it depends on your opinion
of it's real. You ever met David allen Coe before
I met him?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, I've heard you guys speak of him, and doesn't
sound like the kind of guy I'd like to spend
a lot of time with.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I met him once and he had a wig on.
Did he say something racist when you met him? Well,
I'm not I'm not gonna lie. In other words, I'm
asking did he speak. I'm just not going to answer
the question if he spoke he said something racist. But
that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's weird about David allen Coe. Isn't he somebody? He
just got this reputation, that's all it is. Isn't he
half black?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Though? Like that's a right? I never made it like
Ty Cobb? You remember Ty Cobb was so racist and
then you meet him. Why didn't you ask him? The
famous baseball player David allen Coe? What when you hear
someone being racist and you're like, yeah, but aren't you
half whatever? Like Hitler was half jew? Do you understand
Hitler wouldn't have been allowed in his own master race?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Do you kid?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
What I mean, like, have you ever looked at Hitler?
He doesn't look arian. He doesn't even look like he
knows an Arian person.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You didn't have, David allen Coe, I didn't ask you're
asking us about him? Who would know better than him? Well,
I was next time you're meeting. Look, I was busy
selling him drugs. We didn't have time to ask his
opinions on race. And it is that the reason you
thought he was half black is because he was buying drugs.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, they half white, that's right. So I didn't want
any of the marijuana when he was nervous just being
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Sure, yeah, he gets nervous around himself, that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Look, did we go do the sports or not? I
mean that's you'd said we was.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But you know, as a as a listener, I'm sure
they used to disappoint and forget me.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I got distracted by David allen Coe's vagued racist That's
my fault. I asked the question in the first place.
This is a weird radio show, really is who's this report?
Proud to us by?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Who? He wanted to be brought to you by do
like Trump does and just picked the name of a
sponsor out of the hat. That's how he decides who's
getting tariffs next. All right, he just picks a country
out of a hat and he goes, uh, looks like
uh uh maca Macadomi.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What's that country? Massive macanol, Macadamian nuts. Yeah, that one.
I feel like this next sponsorship is machine worshiple is it? Yeah?
Wether it is funny?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
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for the Sports Report is my pillow.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
What are the odds of that one? Weird coincidence?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
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Speaker 3 (02:32):
Unusual at the Major League Baseball website where you can
go and check the scores and the standings all this. Sure,
it's like they don't even know that the season has
started already because under you know, the standings in the
in the elite National League, American League, and then they
got the different divisions and all that stuff. It looked
like they don't know that the Dodgers have already gone
(02:54):
up to nothing on the rest of the league.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
They don't have any scores or any placements for the
Cubs or the of the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh and by the way, we're changing the name of
the Dodgers. Where are we calling the dogs?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We're gonna upset everybody in California. We're gonna call them
the Dogers.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh the door Oh, I get it because of the
cause of Elon but d o d g E doge.
But he lives in Texas now.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
But the people that get upset with him live in California,
got the maniacs. The Dogers opened the season yesterday in Japan.
I don't know if it was yesterday over there or not,
but it was yesterday here.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And they won four to one.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And then they played another one this morning, started up
like four o'clock our time, and it's already over uh.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And the Dodgers won again.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So day up two to Oh on everybody else in
Major League Baseball, because the regular season will start in
America till next Thursday.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, but we need it. We need baseball now because
we don't have football and basketball socks. And hockey's only
interesting when a fight breaks out or it becomes part
of some international geopolitical rivalry.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Otherwise, who cares about that? You know how baseball people
love the stats. They two love stats. Here's one of
the stats from opening day yesterday in Japan. The very
first pitch of the twenty twenty five season was a
clock violation. Oh good, that's what's that's how the season's
gonna go. It looked like first pitch clock violation. Pitcher
(04:27):
didn't even get you know, the ball never left its hand,
and he opa steps up his ball one, just like
to have ball one.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, But in defense of the Major League baseball players
in Japan, don't they calculate time differently over there?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I mean, yeah, I'm sure the numbers clocks, you know time,
How long is a minute in Japan? Nobody even knows.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No one knows. It's like a metric clock or something.
It's like a whole different thing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
So then there was the basketball news and again like
the NBA ain't exciting anybody right now. So Tracy Morgan
shows up and throws up all over the court from
his court side seat and everybody panicked and thought he's
dying or something, you know, and and of course they
didn't like to see vomit everywhere. They brought a wheelchair in.
A couple of nice, nice ladies, looked like they was
(05:16):
a bit over helping him out. The lady in them
green pants, who had it going on? Girl.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let me tell you, dude, Tracy Morgan, I wish no
harm on the guy. He's really funny and he seems
like a good guy and kind of like when Will
Smith slapped Chris Rock. I can't wait to hear Tracy
Morgan's stand up comedy bit about this incident.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
That well, he does mention the fact that he had
food poisoning and it did cause him to lose control
of his you know, contents of his stomach onto the court. However,
he did spend it right, he said, right now, because
the Knicks won that game. After they got back to
play it, he said, the Nick's are one and oh
when he throws up on the court, so they'll probably
have him back. Hey huh wait, wow, really well, they
(05:57):
won the game. It's work is a look at job
for him now.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On an unrelated note, what about the other thing, you
said you were gonna tell us about the final four. No,
it ain't final four yet. It's it's March madness right now. Oh,
I'm sorry, you're saying it wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm sorry. It's March. March madness began with the final
seconds come from behind win yesterday with Alabama State shocking
Saint Francis. It's in Pennsylvania seventy to sixty eight. Meanwhile,
Alabama still Hail Mary. You got to throw with Hail
Mary out there? Oh yeah, Hail Mary, Hail Mary, full
of grace. The Lord is with the bus. I don't know,
(06:33):
just the basketball. Oh, I thought this was a Cathleen.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
They throwing the ball at the whole of the last second?
Is a hail Mary like in football, with a Hail
Mary until he is Never mind forget that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Did you just call our Virgin Mary a hoe? She
was a divine Yeah, no exception, nothing like that. Anyway.
Alabama State threw the ball the length of the court.
It bounced off one of the player's hands into another's,
who quickly made the shot. Here's a little audio of that.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Four seconds left and here we go. This is where
dreams are made. It off for it all Simpson home
run played at the flex out Calabella State in clubs
ware to go. The man hasn't officially begun.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It was good, I guess yeah, it was good. And
that's a two point win.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
North Carolina beat up on San Diego State.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I guess it was. Yeah, that was the other game
last night, five to sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
But it will say in North Carolina didn't deserve to
be in there, and the only reason they got in
there is because the athletic directors on the board that
votes to who gets in or something like that. But
North Carolina pretty much showed everybody they for real with
a dominating ninety five to sixty eight win.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
So yeah, they on their way baby. Two more First
four games today than the first round tomorrow and Friday.
Very exciting. I mean, honestly, you can't get enough of
this stuff. College basketball. Oh boy. Just knowing some of
these guys in a year or two are going to
be selling mortgages for a living. It makes it so
much more exciting to realize that, you know, and in
just a couple more years, some of these guys are
(08:07):
gonna be like the top financial consultants in Cleveland. I mean,
I really can't wait to see how they play today.
That's that's right, Longhorned got them a game tonight, you know.
I mean, if you're into basketball, you might as well
root for a textas team, right, Yeah, you might as well. Absolutely.
And I don't know if you guys have heard, but
we discovered some DEI in the curriculum at Uta Glow.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah we reported this. Or U t Arlington No Austin. Okay,
well that's just ut Uta is Arlington. I bet, I
bet I could prove her wrong about that. What happens
if I go?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Does it make you happy? If you do, let's see
damn it? You're right?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, score seven thousand, four hundred and twelve to none.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I win.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I've seen it written as Uta before. Have you ever?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Have you ever been right about any of the things
that I've told you you're wrong about. I'm not usually
involving college sports, but when it over anything, when it
comes to ovaries and fillopian tubes, I think I got
it locked out. Of course, you know nothing about that.
Stay You're lucky you even pronounced Filopian properly. Yeah, yeah,
I know where Philopia is. It's in Africa. The first
time you ever said that word on the radio. It
(09:16):
was about three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I recall it. Well, you called it Filipino tubes. No,
that was different. I was, Yeah, I was talking about
these weird far Eastern tacos I've been eating in a
food truck. They're good, but they make you behave a
little bit like Tracy Morgan in a Knicks game afterwards,
Oh fans, But it sounds like some fun comedy gobbledy gook.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Waltman Johnson, there's this sound bite yesterday from yesterday and
it you know, it's a video too, so I'll explain
it to you before I play it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Because it's it's funny to listen to, but it's really
funny to watch. Mitch McConnell is a walking corpse at
this point. He's I don't know how this guy's still alive, Like,
what is keeping what is holding his skeleton together?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Has he lost all of his teeth?
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Because it looked like his mouth just but you know,
anywhere between the nose and the chin, everything that's just
kind of caved in.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I noticed that too.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's like, I don't have teeth in there anymore. Denters
came out I'm not sure his mouth looks like that.
I need a little opening now.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah. I don't know how many years old he is,
but he's always frowning years old that he's reached the
point in life where his mouth can't stop frowning. And
I hope I live to be that long, honestly I do.
Yesterday they were asking and what he thought of tariffs,
and he can't hear the reporter, so somebody walks on
stage to tell him what she said, and he still
can't hear it. So his handler, one of his assistants,
(10:42):
screams into his ear at full volume.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
She literally got six inches from his face and six
inches of his age.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That's awesome, or talk to him about it being of
that policy at all. My hearing is not what he
used to be.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Tariffs, Senator, your comment is about tariffs.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
They did tarriffs comment about terrorists. Oh oh, I'm not
a fan of terriffs. Okay. She's yelling into his ear,
she's an inch away from.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
His head, and I think he thought she said terist
there the way George Bush used to say terst terrests.
I don't like ter want no terst China terrorists. Yeah,
Canada terrorists them, they're all bad, all the terrorists tarrishs
in Mexico. We all agreed, no more terrorists, no more terrorists,
(11:36):
no more terrorists.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And wait a second, what is that? Why are you
so gay for space?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And now the Walton and Johnson Show presents gay for Space?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh and frod they brought to you by anything.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
He's eighty three by the way, Okay, just turned eighty
three last month. Not nearly as as old as he looks.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He's older than our space program. Well yeah, good segue, right,
was itter than our current president? I think?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
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as old as the last one. And this is all
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Speaker 3 (12:36):
It also works if you're, you know, thinking about maybe
your kids one day would like to learn more about
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Speaker 1 (12:49):
Bro, that is so true. Yeah, all right, So Crew
nine splash down safely yesterday with NASA's Butch Wellmore and
Sunny Williams Nick Haig and Russian cosmonaut Alexander Gerbonev a
lot the way you talk. Isn't it fascinating that there
was a Russian on that thing with them and we're
at war with Russia? Like, could you imagine in the
(13:10):
middle of World War two if it officially breaks out,
I think us them, Somebody's got to go up there
and stab that Roosky. Isn't that fascinating him right there?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And of course if you got him, that stuff's gonna
be floating around and anti there's no gravity, so it
would be just like, that's gonna be a mess.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's all I'm saying. We're in the middle of a
very contentious proxy war that's gone on now for three
years with Russia, and somehow we're still doing space diplomacy
with them. That's the news that's fascinating to me. Anyway,
it's not the news. Actually, no one's even talking about that.
The parachute's deployed perfectly. On a blue sky day, dolphins
(13:47):
were seen swimming near the capsule. Oh, and splashdown Crew
nine back on Earth. Yeah, I mean, guys, this is
incredible for so many reasons. Number one, you know, they
were supposed to be stuck up there. Number two, nobody's
explained why it is that we couldn't get them down.
(14:10):
Nobody's even talked about that. And there's a lot to
celebrate today when we can all welcome these astronauts home again,
safe and sound on planet. You have our first view
of Dragon Freedom coming home to Earth.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Brace for splashdown.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well I did this for you, mister Kenneth. You did
that all for me. Yeah. This is Elton John For
those that don't know, I just I'm not worthy and
splashdown Crew nine back on Earth. Back on Earth. Happy, splashdown, Nick,
(14:49):
Alex Butch sunny On behalf of SpaceX.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Welcome home, Suck.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And somehow they did this without ever mentioning Elon Musk's
name one single time. They hate him so much.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
They have become like skilled surgeons at leaving certain little
bits of information out of news and adding certain little
things here and there, and it can completely change the
complexity of the news. Leaving Elon Musk's name out was
definitely intentional because of Trump.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Of course, the.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Price of eggs has dropped by about half. That's not
a news story. The fact that they were so high
was a news story. It was terrible. The fact that
they're not high now not a news story.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Any of the other accomplishments that may have happened since
January twentieth not news.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It's pandemic ventilators all over again. I most people won't
remember this. We briefly mentioned it on the show yesterday,
But back in the earliest days of the pandemic, I
remember this. It was yesterday, March No yesterday, Yeah, yesterday,
we talked about it. Donald Trump was being criticized by
the media because he didn't have enough ventilators. It was
his job to have supplied all the hospitals with ventilators
(16:11):
before a once in a century pandemic we didn't know
was coming come. He didn't think ahead and get that ready.
And interestingly, enough. Elon Musk was one of the people
that helped him get ventilators into hospitals all over the country.
That was before they started their own little you know
work together. Those guys cranked out ventilators. He teamed up
with the CEOs of General Motors and Ford and Tesla,
(16:34):
built a bunch of ventilators, had him in hospitals all
and within a week or two, it wasn't even a
news story anymore. Nobody congratulated him, Nobody pad it thank
you for solving this problem that the Biden administration clearly
wouldn't have been able to solve. Didn't care if it
did or not. No, And now it's that all over again.
What's happened here? Now you've got a judge saying that
Musk's role in dismantling USAID likely violated the Constitution. Where
(16:58):
does it say in the Constitution that a businessman entrepreneur
can't advise the president on what parts of the federal
government he should consider defunding.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
There is that living constitution that they talk about. When
republic are incident charge, they bring up the Constitution any
time that it might help them. The rest of the time,
they just assume you use it as toilet paper because
they don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Do you really think that the founding fathers, much less
George Washington, who was close personal friends with Ban Franklin,
would have authored a document saying you can't take advice
on how to handle government from people in the private
business world. That was the exact kind of government they
were trying to build. That's right. They said, what if
we did government without a monarchy. What if all of
(17:44):
a sudden, we actually let the people vote. We have
representatives for each region, and the people in the free
market are the ones that decide the flow and direction
of our government instead of some guy with a crown
on his head. Here's some judge two hundred some years
later says, nah, that's not what they would have wanted. No,
of course not. They know he knows what's best. Thank you.
Guys are a bunch of jack holes. They are, they
(18:06):
really are.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And some bombshells have come out of this release of
JFK News. The cover page, well, I mean it's like
the first page after the cover page. When you flip
it open, here's up, here's the letter, and you can
see there's the letter right there. And look it's got
the It says right here.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The White House, Washington, July sixteenth, something there, Yeah, July eighteenth,
nineteen sixty three. Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
It says to whom it may concern, I have information
that will lead to the arrest of Hillary.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Clinton, signed John F. Kennedy. I knew it. No, I
knew it. I guess that answers that.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
This reaffirms all my political biases, so gortha does, and
it works well in a meme form. And yes, we
know that some of them are gay wolveson and Johnson
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