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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Fro Yesterday was like a sci fi film. It's just
Wild Day Yesterday with rescuing astronauts and dolphins, and it
was like something out of a nineteen eighties TV show,
but it was a real.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Thing that happened. Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
If you didn't notice yesterday, dolphins are now a tool
of right wing extremists and neo Nazis.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
They made the mistake of welcoming home our astronauts who
had been stranded in space until somebody, and we have
no idea who was able to go up and rescue
them and bring them home.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Dude, Obviously Steve is saying that in jest, but think
about what just took place yesterday. Two years ago, the
headline would have been Elon Musk saves astronauts. That would
have been it instead. If you put the coverage on yesterday,
watching the coverage of the astronauts return to Earth, mainstream
media never once mentioned SpaceX's Elon's company.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They never said his name.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm covering it, but they didn't want to tell you
what the hell man Elon Uh. He did save the
astronauts though, that's pretty awesome, And remember you didn't put
him up there. That was Boeing. This is why your
Boeing stock sucks. In case you're curious, it's a anyway,
So after the pod landed on the ground, dolphins greeted
the astronauts. And you know how any stupid Monday and
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thing we'll trigger the left, you know, ye gay frogs
or what. I guarantee dolphins become a thing. Yeah, the
liberal media will now be triggered by dolphins. How dolphins
became a sign and symbol of right wing extremism. I
hope I'm wrong. I've been wrong before. It did give
us an excuse to play this, though, all right, it's
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a revert to childhood for me. You did not grow
up with obviously. I mean I remember it in syndication.
I'm familiar.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You know.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I played it for a reason.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
But it's early enough right now. I think a lot
of the kids aren't in their cars with mom and
dad on the way to school. So I'm going to
share something that I happen to know about dolphins. Oh
oh oh, no, this is not good. If there are
people along the coastline that own dolphin interaction businesses, You've
seen these before Florida, Texas, They've got them. A common
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problem I am told that they have with these facilities
is there are people who break into them late at night.
Do I even need to say it?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, yeah, you started it.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, but you know, no, I don't have the slightest
idea of what you're about to say.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It is not uncommon for people to break into these
facilities and try to fornicate with the dolphins. It's happened
many times. There have been look this one up. It's
kind of like teachers having sex with students. You're like,
I can't believe this keeps happening. No, it's happened more
than once. There used to be an incident there was
a guy that would take LSD and he thought he
was an alien man. I don't know what his name is,
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but he'd been arrested for it more than once. Vice
News did a story on it, and the Sky would
go down to Florida, go down to climb inside the
dolphin interaction tank late at night. There's just a security
guard there, probably playing with his phone. Yeah, and all
of a sudden splash, what was that? Oh no, there's
a bald, naked man in with the dolphins. Sir, sir,
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you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Know, Oh well, don't interrupt, now.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dolphins that there are people that think dolphins are alien
creatures from another planet and that's why they're so intelligent.
And I have no way of proving this, but it's
my understanding that dolphins and humans are the only two
species that enjoy sex?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Which might be what triggers the weirdos. It's like the
foot fetishists. You can't believe this is a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Did the dolphins yesterday think that was their people coming
for them?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Man, maybe they thought that was you know, something splashes
down from out of space, that's our guys.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Well it's a big metal tube.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We've been told by other intelligent creatures that this could
be a toy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Anyway, it turns out I just googled hood have people
having sex with dolphins? It turns out they are almost
exclusively Italians.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Now I get it. That was just for you. Look
at this.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Here's one from a month ago. Meet the man who
claims dolphins seduced him into having sex. The Florida based
man who had sex with Dolly the Dolphin in a
year long relationship is revealed it only happened because she
seduced him.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And it was a female dolphin. So you know what's
the problem.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Nah, apparently right, exactly, Well, it was a consented dolphin.
You know. Look, don't get all up tight. That dolphin
was asking for it. Did you see what that dolphin
was wearing when we met each other. You don't dress
like that? And and not good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Is it Friday?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Year?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Not yet?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Not yet?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well then what is it?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
What is it? It's Wednesday? Walton M.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Johnson to impeach a judge? I think the short answer is,
I mean, if it's constitutional and legal, and the people
don't like the judge, yeah, why can't you impeach the judge?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Some people don't like him, some people do. That's the
problem is.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The whole world seems to be divided along these lines.
The judge in question, I'm assuming, is the one who
tells Trump that he can't Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Boseburg is his name.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
This guy's been around for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
At first, he was the source of national controversy after
it was revealed that he protected the federal agent who
illegally spied on Donald Trump's presidential campaign in twenty sixteen.
Then that same judge actually sent seventy Trump supporters to
prison on made up fifteen twelve sea charges that were
(05:50):
later overturned by the Supreme Court. Now he wants to
liberate Venezuelan gang members. It's the same guy now. In
response to this, Donald Trump made some comment about how
he didn't like the judge, and Chief Roberts said, well,
you can't just impeach a judge just because you don't
like it. Chief Justice John Roberts obviously doesn't want a
judge to lose his job just because his opinions are unpopular.
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Along comes Congressman Brandon Gill of Texas, who said, nah,
we're gonna impeach him anyway. And this is Denish de
Suz's son in law.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you're a longtime listener of the show, Denesh de
Suz has called in many times, and his very attractive
daughter married this guy who's now a congressman in Texas.
I've met Brandon Gill before, We've done a couple speaking
events together at the Texas Youth Summit, and seemed like
a nice enuff guy, seemed like an intelligent person. But
it's not just Brandon Gill. It's not just Trump. People
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hate this judge, and guess what, we won the last election.
So I'm sorry, but our side gets to decide. That's it.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
If we can't take the ball and spike it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
In the end zone during the brief moments when we
have the opportunity to do it, then what's the point
when elections.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm with you, let's impeached. That's on beach. Yeah, it
was giddy.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Plus he looks like a penis in a suite, this guy. Absolutely,
I mean just look at him. First of all, just
look at the guy. Just look at that. Second of all,
I mean, well come on, come on, you know, am
I right? I mean seriously all right? So uh yeah,
he probably will get impeached and goodbye, so long farewell,
will anyone miss him? Yesterday, Steve had joked that the
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judge ordered the astronauts to be sent back to the
International Space Station.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You know that guy, he likes sending people back, but
he doesn't like to send people back you know where
they go.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, what a steaming pile of douche.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And maybe the.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Dolphins were there to let the astronauts know that they
have to go back.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, you know, the astronauts probably.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Thought you know we're home now, and the dolphins showed
up and went.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
He looks like a uh uh. It took me a second,
but I know you're sleepy, is what will be.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
He used to lift the drag I Can capsule out
of the water and onto the recovery vessel.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wow, we got a cute little pot of dolphins.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It wasn't just one or two.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There's a bunch of them. Yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
The dolphins showed up and it was a real magical
moment there for SpaceX and NASA and America. And weirdly,
no mention of Elon Musk at all on the National
News broadcast.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I wonder what that's all about. All right, So there's
a reason why Trump likes, I mean, Mousk talks about it.
He did an exclusive interview and he confirmed the Biden
administration basically turned his offer down.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
He said, I just want to get the issue of
whether or not you had offered to send this this
rocket to space to rescue these astronauts sooner to Joe
Biden and Kamala Harris. I heard somebody earlier today say,
in fact, that didn't happen, when I believe it did.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
No, we definitely offered to return the astronauts earlier. That's
there's no question about that. The astronauts were only supposed
to be there for eight days, and they've been there
for almost ten months, so obviously that doesn't make any sense.
SpaceX could have brought the astionalists back after a few
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months at most, and we made that offer to the
Biden administration. It was rejected for political reasons, and that's
just a fact.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It was later on explained during the same interview that
the decision did not come from NASA. It came from
a very high up person, either Abiden himself or someone
his administration. No one in the Biden administration is rebuking this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, no, they're not denying it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
What's the point Now he's gone, nobody really cares about
his legacy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, So then seriously, the question is why would you
not want these astronauts rescued? Yeah, what was the political reasons?
That's insane, I mean, isn't it. Why aren't people mad
about this? If you're a fan of government, if you're
a fan of science and stem jobs and investing in
exploring space, which is one of the rare things that
liberals and conservatives actually seem to agree on shouldn't you
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be up at arms about this?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We just left these These are two.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Individuals who will now have health issues for months.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
The people often misunderstand that you can't just go to
space and come back. They're gonna need to go through
physical therapy. Now, your body has to reacclimate to the
Earth's gravitational pull, and it doesn't just happen these guys.
One of the first word things that astronauts often say
after they come back from a long mission is wow,
gravity sucks. You're in pain walking around having the weight
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of the Earth's rotation pulling down on your skeleton and
your muscles and stupid gravity. Now imagine the whole time
that's happening, because they will be in pain for the
coming weeks. You have to keep reminding yourself. This was
Joe Biden's decision. It was on purpose. So yeah, it
was on purpose. Porpoise.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh boy, here's a dolphin, Joe, Yeah boy, yeah, I
should I should have stayed in bed.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I knew I was making a mistake. Would you What
did you do last night?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Nothing? Much?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
She didn't go out or no? No, post malone was
last night. Yeah, and you went and stayed up. Have
you even been to bed? I did not go to
the show. Oh you talked about yesterday? Was going to
see post Malone with your friends the Jamies.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, the Jamies, that's correct. Well, they didn't end up
going to the show till like nine o'clock, nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's when the show, that's when the concert starts. Rodeo
kicks in early. But you gotta stay up. That's why
I kept wondering, was he going to post Malone? It's
a school night, but hey, you're young. I grabbed a nap,
stay up. I grabbed a nap in the middle of
the afternoon. By the way, let me make something, Claire.
I could not tell you a single Post Malone song.
And I'm actually pretty hip about new music stuff, you know,
(11:44):
I like that's your thing. Yeah, not not into pop
music or whatever. But you know, I was gonna go
hang out at the rodeo early and just say what's up?
And you know, I mean, I can't drink for lentch
so what you are, just Cheryl? Just go eat a
Rattlesnake corn dog or something. But the people I was
gonna hang out it didn't end up getting there till late,
and by the time it came to be nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm just gonna go to bed. Yeah, I don't know
if I want to go. Wait.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
For those that have never been to Rodeo Houston, you
can't just go to it. It's a process. Getting into
the Rodeo takes twenty or thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
It can be a hike from the parking lot, it
can be a bit of aligned depending on what time
you show up, it could take a little bit. And
then getting out, especially if you wait until the concert
was over or nearly over.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Huge mistake. Oh yeah, that would take you an hour
probably get home.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Something that for those that have never been to it before,
you've never experienced. As you get close to it, you
get stuck in bumper to bumper traffic from other people
also trying to get to it. And if you're not
in your car, like if you're in an uber or
a cab or something, the smartest thing you could do
would just be to get out and start walking.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just stop. Yeah, hey, thanks a lot here.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
You're gonna go a lot faster than the other traffic
is just walking on the sidewalk. But most people. People
don't realize that, so they sit in their car. The
traffic belds up, and then it just gets worse and worse.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
And I have an Uber this year.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
I ubered to the Rodeo past years, and they make
the Uber drivers go to a parking lot somewhere because
they can't have all these uber cars, you know, dropping
people off right there at the front. Yeah, because it'd
get too congested, right, So you know they make it
hard for that too.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, the uber drops you off in San Antonio and
then from there.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Quick hop right into the road. Yeah, he's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
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