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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've seen Democrats on TV for the past week scream
elon musk, elon musk, musk musk, must musk, musk musk.
It's been quite invigorating. Actually, I'm really enjoyed it. And
what's funny about to me is that you're mad at
the guy that found the fraud, but not mad at
the people that wasted your money. Bros. So true, it's
(00:23):
so true. That's my that's my boy right there. What
exactly are you mad about?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I think he can yeah, oh yeah, that's no problem.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I always say he's my homie. Wesley Hunt's my homie.
I wish he was the Senator of Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He's not your boy. He's my boy. He's no homie.
I did not say the word boy, I understand. I
wouldn't you, keeping it, keeping it right.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I wouldn't use that word to describe anybody whose skin
color is slightly darker than mine, whereas slightly lighter.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Look at Billy Ed He's like a jar of mayonnaise
over there. You think this is white, Look at this
part right here. Woo oh yeah, the farmer tan. It's
coming on straw. This early in the year, it's been
a little warm lately.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
So I've been jogging shirtless in the park because I
do that, and so I ran into someone had and
see it. In like two or three weeks. They're like,
you're so tan. I was like, I'm not that man,
I'm not actually that tan. Everyone else is just pale.
You're Italian a little bit. And it comes with the territory,
does it not?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I know?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
And sometimes people just think I look ten, but I'm
just hairy. Yeah, Like if you look closer, you're like,
oh no, that's just like wool. Are you wearing a
wool sweater? That's just what I look like. I don't know.
I don't know what to do. If I started shaving it,
where would I stop shaving?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't know. I hope they'll talk about spring time.
It wouldn't it make sense that baseball's opening day should
be the first day of spring. I would think so,
but it was the other day. Well in Japan, yeah,
but not here. Opening day in the United States for
Major League Baseball eight to a week from today, it's
another week into spring. It is America's pastime and it
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is something that is played in the springtime. You know,
that's what they get excited about springtime and baseball, So
why not started up today? I always thought it was
cool that the Japanese like baseball.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
When I watch them play baseball, it makes me feel
like it's the eighties and I'm watching that movie Bad
News Bears.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Remember that? Remember that movie?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Remember that went to the Astrodome and then they went
to Japan or something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
You know, the Japanese don't care for baseball when they're
not included in a little something called the World Series,
And I wonder why the rest of the world didn't invited.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I think we should include them, and we should bring
back that supersonic concord jet. Remember that. How is it that
planes got worse? What did one have to do with
the other? Well, we used to have a jet that
could get you from LA to Japan in like an hour. Yeah,
and we or something I don't know where, they flop
and they got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So that what now?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Now we've got aircrafts that fall from the sky at
that time, we feel like it. Thank god, this Sports
Report's brought to us by a great sponsor. I'd be
pretty mad about that concord jet. I know, I don't
blame you. It worked up by some stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
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Speaker 3 (03:16):
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Because even though Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick hates it, Donald
Trump gave you the legal right to do it. So
you think about that, you know, sign that Farmact. Yeah,
kiss my ass, Damn Patrick.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Just go to Heywood Harvest dot com. Celebrate h Trump
and there's victorious presidency. Go for it. In the meantime, Yes,
it's still a week till baseball in America till it counts.
But March Madden is kickoff today. Why don't you say
it correctly? What's that March? Nobody nobody else does that.
(03:54):
That's your thing. No, I want to steal your thunder man.
That's all you.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Were supposed to do with that pay for He told
us that the Yeah March manus is. It's so exciting
right now. I can't get enough of it. It's all
I can think about. Well, and started officially yet I mean,
they had the first four. You know, it's not the
final four. You got to go from sixty four. But
we had sixty eight, so we had the first four.
Had to whittle it down and.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The first round of march Manus begins today. That's what
I feel about. That saves Yeah, but I have an
intro Fox two.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Pikes and they saved your musket tears. Here's how the
last of the first four games ended last night, as
Xavier came from behind to de horned Texas.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
De horns Texas another word, Xavier one Longhorns had a
thirteen point lead sometime in the first half of that game,
and still they managed to lose the Xavier man. I
was on the edge of my seats. Yeah, tell me
about it. I had to bring out that a little
bit of a surprise.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I had to bring a bucket into the living room
because I didn't want to have to keep going into
the bathroom. I mean, it's exciting to me, that march madness.
I just can't get enough of it. And with and
with the sports book app you wait, wait is that who?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And with hey what harvest legal. Where's legal? I still
can't believe we do this for a living.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So the first round of the NCAA March Madness Tournament
against today and resumes tomorrow. Get your bracket and hopefully
your team will attack it. Oh cue, one of the
producers wrote that for me.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, I'm not doing that either. So that's again, that's
just your thing, you said I did there.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Get your bracket, mister, oh and attack it?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, no, I don't. I don't play that game.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's sorry, I mean either. I'm gonna be honest. I
have a confession to make, guys. I've never watched March
Madness in my way shocking. I know. I've never once
put it on and thought, ooh, college basketball. Let's find
out what's going on with Exaber college. I didn't know existed.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Until five minutes ago. How about that? What college is this?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
This is North Milwaukee University versus versus Florida Tach. There's
a Florida tacho. This is Minnesota A and M. Really yeah,
that's what it is. Anyway, we'll keep you abreast of
all the excitement. I doubt we will.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Nope, but you heard it here. It's underway. So if
you choose it for yourself and your own personal entertainment,
go for it. We're not saying you shouldn't. We're just
saying he's not a fan. All Right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
While we're doing basketball news today, I feel like we
have to mention this.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Michael Jordan's son.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Apparently got arrested and he has some drug problems, and
you know, the saddest part of the whole thing is
like he's like uglier than his dad. He doesn't have
any of the talent, and he's a junkie, and he's
abusing people and he guy to DUI.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And he arrested. What Michael Jordan's son, I mean, what
is there to be proud of here? I much you
think he stands to inherit? Whatever the sad day that
daddy you know, dropped off the earth there, well hang out.
Imagine he's probably set for life. And list Michael Jordan
is three point five billion dollars you say, billion, yeah, billion, yeah.
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And as far as kids goes, he has three kids.
So this guy's gonna get least a billion dollars you need.
This guy's gonna be a billionaire. Well that's probably why
he has that smart ass look on his face and
does drugs and doesn't do anything that looks like it's
even close to any's kind of an accomplishment life.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Marcus Jordan is probably the second most embarrassing thing to
ever happen to Michael Jordan, after well, I don't know
if you remember this, but he briefly had a Hitler
mustache Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Remember when Michael Jordan had a Hitler mustache? And you
think that was more embarrassing than a movie with that
Rabbit the cartoon. To your point, a lot of people
love that movie. You're talking about. Space Jam. Yeah, have you.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Ever looked at space Jam is so popular? You're about
to Man, I'm so sorry I have to tell you this,
but I do. Space Jam is so popular that the
original website for space Jam from the world from the
days of Netscape Navigator, still exists today from nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because that's how beloved space Jam is. The old look crazy, This.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Old website that looks like something out of a time machine.
Websites don't look and it's got the behind the Jam
Warner Studio store, Jump Station Lunar Tunes that's got all
the latest songs on here. Lunerudover whoever's on the movie.
Let's see who's on the movie soundtrack? Seal coolioh boy,
this aged well the Quad City DJs, R Kelly, ooh,
(08:34):
heer boy. You're gonna ll cool Jay and Coolio and
b Reel do a rap song with bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You're gonna want to check that out. Yeah, I'm familiar,
I like ill you know, and I'm a big Coolio
from back in the day. You know that silly webbit. Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
R Kelly appears on this soundtrack more than once. Oh
my god, Well, isn't he who sang like Mike? Was
that R Kelly or was it some one else?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Ike? No? Like like Ike?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
No like Mike, like Ike would be a really different
so different like Ike would just be a song about
I don't know, beating up a girl named Tina, presumably
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, like Mike did this age?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Well? Oh god, now you know it sounds like the
latest hip hop beats from your mom's CASSIEO keyboard from
the late nineties.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's definitely that's not R Kelly. Who is that? Come on, mister,
Oh you gotta know this, don't you guys all know
each other. Yo, we all do. Yeah, we know. No,
I can't think it. Uh, that doesn't it tell you
who we do?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It just says like it's techno. T E K n oe.
That was Techno anyway, somebody's actually singing. I think that too.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
The guy singing's name was techno. Who sang like Mike?
Uh yeah, like Mike Gator. It was for a h
Ira Antellis and Steve Schaeffer. I don't know anyway, we've
spent more time on this than we should have. You know,
like you read my mind? How do you know that?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well? You know? I uh, we have a connection, Billy,
I do?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Yeah, aren't you glad baseball's back now? We don't have
to talk about the WNBA anymore?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do we have to? Why is it that if the
government finds diamonds or.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Oil in your backyard, it's government property, but if they
find drugs it's yours stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
This is the Walton and Johnson show.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Party as one is becoming more popular, the others becoming
less popular. Right now, the Republicans are very popular. The
Democrats are polling at record low numbers. However, in places
like Texas or Florida, for example, you have party leaders
traveling around the state cracking down on what lottery ticket
sales and THHC products being sold legally.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, the priority seem a little out of line with
what we think they ought to be.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Anyway, now, don't kill the messenger, but I promise you
cracking down on THHC shops in Texas where they're really
while doing nothing about things like proper pre tax, school choice,
bail reform, which actually the thing is to bother and
piss people off. I promise you this is going to
make the Republican Party less popular and the Democrats more
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popular in several months or next year when we have
our midterms. If it's not a screaming success for the
Republican Party, you could blame your favorite morning show if
you want, or you could listen to us and take
our advice.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You could do that. No one ever does the latter,
by the way, Yeah, Jah, you know there's a pipe dream.
I believe they call it that. Yeah, I think you're right, Billy.
We were off the air discussing social Security and maybe
there was a reason. I don't even remember why now,
but I did see the friend of mine did the
math on some of theest basic rudimentary arithmetic. Here a
(11:46):
little multiplication, so I might lose some of you. By
the time I am sixty seven, I would have paid
over six hundred thousand dollars into social Security. Oh you know,
my own behalf on my own accoun out. Now, that
money would have been worth one point nine million if
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I had just been getting a five percent return. That's
lower than an average five percent. So my annual interest
on the nearly two million dollars then would be ninety
five thousand dollars a year. But the government promises me
three thousand dollars a month, which is thirty seven thousand
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dollars a year. Right, how's that not theft by the government.
I give them my money, they get to play with
it for thirty forty years or whatever, and then they
give me what a third until you die of what
I'm expecting you know, Okay, even half thirty seven? Yeah,
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it's not quite half even, But it's just the government
thinks they're doing us a favor by then giving us
those Social Security dollars. Social Security sucks, so sad.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
If you took all the money you pumped into Social
Security in your life and you invested it in the
s and P five hundred. You would be a millionaire
by the time you were in your sixties. What she
just said, you would be a millionaire. That's crazy. And
then at the same time you have people like this.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
If you are a fan of Donald Trump and you
like to punish yourself by watching my live streams, welcome.
I'm still fighting for your healthcare anyway. If you are
MAGA and you're on Social Security, congratulations, Welcome. I'm fighting
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for your benefits too from my money, because I actually
believe that people should age with dignity in this country.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Here's what I cannot believe about this video. Besides the
fact that she thinks that she's doing us a favor.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
So helpful, we should all just thank little AOC. But
here's what you can't see on the radio.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How did she find a bunch of good restaurants in Washington, DC?
Have you ever been there? There's nowhere eat this girl.
This girl's getting thick, and believe me, I don't have
a problem with that. I did a thick girl. I
wouldn't say no to AOC just because she's put out
a few pounds. But she admits she's not pregnant. Where's
she have you where is she going?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Have you been to DC?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
It's like southern California. They don't put spice or salt
on anything.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Maybe she, you know, having the monetary advantage perhaps of
some of us knows of better restaurants or private establishments
where she likes to dine. Maybe she's just eating more
than you know. Well, that could be a two.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I don't know what it is. They have one text
Makes place in Washington, d C. And it's that place from.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Don't eat Mexican food, especially east of the Mississippi. But
I was gonna say outside of Texas really, and some
places in Texas, South Texas, you know good Mexican food,
and some of it has traveled over to South Louisiana.
There's some good Mexican food Baton Rouge in New Orleans
I know of for a fact. But you know, you
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don't go to Iowa or Washington, D C. For good
text mix. That's not the plan.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I thought they had an Uncle Julio's there, but now
I can't find it when I look online.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Maybe they don't have it anymore. You know that they
need that gringo dude, that that guy man, he can
put some food out.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Huh, dude, you're talking about my boy Russell. I was
hanging out with him yesterday.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh gringos, Yeah, gringo'said that greeno guy.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I thought he just meant some white dude. Oh the musician.
Yeah no, well he's good too. But they're two different guys.
One of them makes fun. Shogo just means like, you know,
white guys.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well that's what they say. Yeah, well yeah, that's you
know pretty much it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
For some reason, if like a Mexican guy is calling
me gringo, I think I'm about to get shot. But
if like a Latina chick saying it, it turns me on.
And I don't know why that is.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Either way, I'm getting stabbed this Latino chick a little thick. Yeah,
we just said you'd like them thick. I don't have
a problem with that. I wouldn't say no. I wouldn't
say no to it.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
My problem with these skinny white girls is it's like
they never had a taco before.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So now AOC is becoming more active to you every
pound she gains it right.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well, I mean I don't know about that, but it's
the problem with AOC is she talks. I mean I
think she's pretty. Yet I don't understand why you guys
don't think she's pretty.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, not everybody likes the same thing. You know, you
like stuff I don't like, And I pretty sure I
like some things you don't.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You wanted to talk about your grandma right then, didn't
you know? Billy, it's always got this analogy about his grandma.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's about grandpa. What he said, Well, Grandpa's right. Are
we in the feel good section of the story or
of the show, or do you have time for a
death row? Is story? Oh We've always got time for
death row? Billy laying on me? It ain't that playacn't.
Of course, people don't get on death row for being pleasant, No,
they do. Not. A fiend, that's just the word they
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use in the New York Post, A fiend. And he's
a Florida man who raped an eight year old girl
and her grandmother and then killed them. Yeah, this guy
deserves to die. I would like the Supreme Court to
stop his execution, which is scheduled for today. If I'm
not mistaken, is this the Buddhist guy? I don't know
if he's a Buddhist or not. What state was this
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Florida man on death row? Should I play the intran
Supreme Court. I don't know if it's in Florida or
if he's just from Florida because of the New York
Times is reporting on him. Okay, so so it's all
over the road here, I got you. I got pictures
of the old dude. Now he's been on death row
over thirty years, over three decades. How do they have
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trouble putting these guys away? Okay? I mean, come on,
the guy raped an eight year old girl and her
grandmother and then repeatedly stabbed the woman with two different
knives dozens of times to kill them both. Just one,
just one thing after another. It just gets worse and worse.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
All right, Well, I do have some good news while
we're on the tops.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And the good news is I've got good news and
good news forty good put some good news. There's a
monkey jumping on houses in the neighborhood. All right. I
don't think they're going to halt it. I hope not.
If you don't like Florida, it's Florida, y. I like
to put people down, But why did it take him
over thirty years? I just don't get it. Well, if
you like executing bad guys, I do have some good
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news for you. Billy D.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Jesse Hoffman Junior is dead. His condition remains the same
since yesterday, is unchanged. He hasn't come back to life yet.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
So he was dead yesterday and he's still dead. Yeah,
he's still not looking good for him.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They put this guy to death in Louisiana for the
nearly three decade old murder of Mary Molly Elliott. Now
he's been executed. There's a convictim. They use nitrogen gas,
and he did not want nitro.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh ye. He was complaining about the style of killing
he was going receive.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
He said that it would be unfair to execute him
in such a manner because, as his attorney pointed out,
it violated his freedom to practice his Buddhist faith because
it impeded his breathing.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, because before every Buddhist dies, he should be allowed
a few moments of meditation, breathing. That's just part of
our religion. You can't just die suddenly. If you're a Buddhist,
you feel like you can, Tyson, Well, maybe I'm wrong,
all right.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
So they said the method would impede Hoffman's ability to breathe,
and by extension, his ability to meditate in the moments
leading up to his death, infringing his ability to practice
his Buddhist faith.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I feel like murdering.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Mary Molly Elliott was probably impeded on her ability to
practice her faith.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And so this shouldn't agate your you know, I think
that cancels that out.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, he lived thirty years longer than his victim. Think
about that, Uh huh. And we're supposed to feel sorry.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
For the guy. I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Talk about people grasping for straws. The point of an
execution is for you to stop breathing, Billy ed, how.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Do most people die? They stop breathing.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, that's pretty much it, right, So like you're not
supposed to do it to them because they're Buddhist.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
But in my big Johnny Cash fan years ago, he
saw a TV show, The Death of Johnny Cash, hour
long special edition, in depth story about Johnny Cash's death,
and you know, of course they spend fifty minutes of
it talking about all the stuff he did and you know,
building it up and blah blah blah, and this happened,
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that happened. And then after you've invested in an hour
or nearly an hour in a program, they come on
with the final results. Johnny Cash died because he stopped breathing. Huh.
That was the official report from the show. Wow, that's
documentary story of Johnny Cash to death. I'm pretty sure
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that's how most people stopped or died. They stopped breathing.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
This is almost as exciting as that time Peraljo unveiled
the mystery of al Capone's vault on live TV.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I was watching that. You are so woke. Walton and
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