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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do that in Chicago. Chicago.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
And what we do is we were trying to unveil
the mysteries of.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Al Capone's vault. Are you trying to say Chicano?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
No, Chicago. It's a city and it's on a lake.
Sounds well, I like Chicano, don't it. No, Chicano's different.
They got any Chicondo's in Chicago. Yeah, we got Chicanos. Yeah, yeah,
but it's not the same thing as Chicago.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Why are y'all doing this? I was just watching the mysteries.
Just popped up the room for a minute. Come back
and yell, are all in here talking like a bunch
of nonsense and jibbery?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I just watched during commercial break the uh some clips
from the Mysteries of al Capone's vault Toroaldo back in
the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, we just mentioned that right before we went to
the break.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Uh, And I remember that being a very uh hyped
up television moment live.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Let's open the vault.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And there's nothing there, right, they made a ninety minute
show out of nothing. Great.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If there's just been like a lawn chair and an
empty beer can or something like, you know, anything.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
They pounded it there was nothing in there. But the
thing I found it so interesting was the way these
guys talk. They talk funny, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like they're from up North, so we're like a bunch
of Yankees but from the Midwest.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, these guys have a funny accent. The way they spoke.
It made me laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh that's cute, I know. Yeah. Anyway, eight six six,
I love WJ.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Exciting day today March Madness happened in the NCAA tournament.
Is one of the most bet sporting events on the calendar.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
With you good, there's plenty of money being tell you
a lot of bits, a lot of wages be in
be in place.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Three point one billion dollars expected to be waged, mister
O billion. Over sixty eight million Americans are getting in
on the action.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Inflation, housing costs, employment uncertainty. These are difficult times and
that can only.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Mean one thing.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Betting on March Madness. Sure, it's a one time of
year where you can turn twenty dollars into two thousand
dollars or completely destroy your savings on a last second
buzzer beater. Wh Will you beat the Vegas odds? Probably not,
but hey, there's always a chance. Good luck and we'll
see you at the homeless shelter, maybe on a yacht.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Who knows. It's well, that's fun. That is just all
kinds of fun.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's always a fun day when you're a degenerate gambler.
By the way, we don't judge.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That's uh.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You know a lot of our closest friends are as such,
and they deserve to be you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Uh, I'm just wondering too muchself And maybe we can
just put it out there for folksing emails or whatever.
If you had how many how many women? Uh huh
would like it if you wore a scream mask to
bid next time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's very It's an odd thing to do for two
consenting adults to do. Ever, since that story, much less
for a public school teacher to ask her students to
do while breaking while having illegal pedophile sex.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I mean that.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Illinois or was that Indiana where that was happening, because
wasn't that the Indiana. Yeah, they forced the girls to
change clothes in front of the ill The thing at
the public school happened in Illinois, but the teacher sex,
if I remember, happened in Indiana's Oh, pretty much the
same place. Isn't it the Midwest? Yeah, I mean there. Yeah, No,
they're right next to each other and you had to
(03:01):
watch out for that. I think there's some creepy stuff
going on up there. I mean, honestly, there is. It
seems that way to me as well. But what are
we going to do about it?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah? What are you going to do about it? Get
the heck out of there. That'd be my advice. Get
you one of him screen mask.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So you know, those people up there, they talk weird,
you know, they sure do.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's what I don't like about them. They're weird accents.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Since English is our official language, Trump will no longer
offer translations at immigration services.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's so awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
If you want to become an American citizen, you're going
to have to learn English, and that is quickly becoming
the official policy as sanity is slowly returning to Washington,
d C.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Take the mistake there is that they don't want to
become American citizens. They just hold all the rights of
American citizens, not actually having to go through the process.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
The Trump administration directed the Department of Homeland Security to
end language translation services for people calling for information about
their immigration or employment status. That means moving forward, you
will no longer be able to press three for Spanish.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Ya.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If you don't like it, go back where you came from.
Look out hey, that's what they're saying. And this in
keeping with his March first order making English the official
anchorage of the United States, the President has directed of
the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services to cancel a
contractor the translation service provider. The translation servicemans offered to
(04:19):
migrants illegals calling the department for information about their status.
He verify that sort of thing, you know. Anyway, They're
not going to do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
People in our country illegally can self deport the easy way,
or they can get deported the hard way, and that's
not pleasant. The Biden administration exploited the CBP one app
to allow more than one million aliens to illegally enter
the United States. Now, my administration is launching the CPP
(04:49):
home app to give people in our country illegally an
easy way to leave now and self deport voluntarily. If
they do, they could potentially have the opportunity to return
legally at some point in the future. But if they
do not avail themselves of this opportunity, then they will
be found, they will be deported, and they will never
(05:10):
be admitted again to the United States ever, ever again.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
All Right, see, there's that carrot. You put it carrot
out in front of them. If you go home now,
we might let you back in someday.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I don't think they will, you know, I'm I'm not
against all immigrants coming here. Some immigrants I think we
should take thought. If you're like a super genius, you
can calculate mathematical equations, you know, right off the top
of your head, thousands of numbers, we should keep you.
And then similarly, any war refugee who is a female
between the ages of eighteen and thirty five from Ukraine,
(05:45):
I think we should accept all of them.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You're right about one hundred percent of that. All should
be accepted. It's just the right thing to do, right exactly. Yeah,
Israel as well.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Okay, well those because they can't they're women, they can't fight,
they have child bearing age. Bring them over here. You know,
I don't have a problem with that. Help them out,
for sure. I mean, it's the least we could do.
And don't we always try to do the least we
can do. Is that's what we that's the radio motto.
Now here's something shocking involving some migrants and refugees. Today,
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Serbians claim their government they ought to stay over there,
used sonic weapons against protesters. What do you mean sonic weapons?
There's a video of it. Do you want to watch it?
Is it a loud screaming noises?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Sort of not? I mean okay, So it's a big
group of people protesting. Could someone please explain to me
what happens in this video? It's a peaceful protest in Serbia,
and so they're all hanging out and then all of
a sudden, the sonic blast happens. Here. Now this video,
it's about thirty seconds long. We're watching a bunch of
people standing together.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They're not doing nothing, they're just standing there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's about to happen. Look see how they clear the crowd.
It's like they're it's like parting the Red Sea. There's
a massive crowd of very quiet protesters.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
They do that exactly. It's like an invisible force just
split like the Red Sea. That's exactly what I'm saying.
It's amazing, right, they're just big wonder back into the
street again.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
They said it was a sonic weapon that the government used,
which sounds horrible, but hear me.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Out, what if we did this as long as the
right people control the weapon. I think it's important. Yeah,
and that's acceptable. I'll be the one to decide now
that gets you used.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I understand some people are gonna say, we don't know
anything about this technology. It could be dangerous, it could
be causing like brain tumors or something like that. And
you know, if we were to go out and we
were to do this to liberal activists in a college
campus setting, for example, we don't know what the consequences
would be. But on the other hand, we should try
it anyway. I think maybe we would just all wear
(07:53):
masks while we try it.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, that'd be better.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I love the spellal plate pum in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
This is the Walton and Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Back around Christmas time, I was visiting my cousin who
lives near the Home Alone House, and so I walked
over there and I posted a video to social media
explaining how the people in this white, affluent neighborhood were
all proud Democrats who actually supported some policies that were
probably destroying their own community. Right And as I stood
out in front of the home alone house. I could
(08:24):
not help but notice there were so many obnoxious tourists
standing around taking photos.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Unlike yourself, who was not being obnoxious or touristy at all.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, I'm not so much of a tourist. But I
was there to be obnoxious and take a video. I
was there to create political propaganda.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's different. Okay, that's different. Similar.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now, the guy who owns the West Village brownstone that
was featured is Carrie Bradshaw's home and sex in the city.
He said he's had it with noisy tourists coming by.
Oh but he lives in the city, so yeah, here
he is on his doorstep confronting her group. But he's
I mean, he's nice about it, obviously because you know
they say they weren't the ones making noise.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Here's the video. You can't just take over the street.
I apologize. If this happens all the time and the ones.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
To stay, I apologize, But I try not.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
To do this.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
But sometimes people call a line of.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Thank you so much for understanding, and remember it's a
private hole.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
And it's not Terris.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's like, did this poor guy just accidentally by the
house that was featured on a TV show or or
did he know it ahead of time? I don't have
that information. I do and tells me he knew what
house it was and he should have expected this. He
probably bought it so he could say I love at
(09:52):
the sexual studios. Well, that's gonna come with a territory, Jack.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I don't know people that buy a house by the airport.
The airport was already there, what like they built it
after you bought the house. Sure, and then you want
to complain about the noise.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I would agree with We are these jets always
flying around. I got a picture of it on the screen,
and there's like a dozen women in their twenties or
thirties standing around out there taking a photo at any
given moment, which is a lot. I would never have
thought that this was the house. Also, part of what's
weird about it is didn't it just look like every
other house?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It's a brown stove, of course it does. There's dozens
of houses that look at it. Well, they go in rows.
That's kind of how they're built that way.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, Here's how I know the guy's gay. There's
groups of women standing around in front of his house.
He's asking them to leave.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, you know what I mean, matter nobody. I mean,
he sounded gay to me.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
No, But I'm just saying like a straight guy would
have probably cashed in on this. A straight guy would
not have had the wherewithal to buy the house.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Uh well yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
But he wouldn't have thought like, oh, that's the sex
in the city house.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I never would have thought of at your house of
my house. We probably would accident. Ladies, which one of
y'all wants to cut the line, pro maybe you want
to get on in now. It's genius, see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Come on outside, pick out your favorite one and be like, hey,
young lady, you want a tour. Hey, this is the
actual wine that Carrie brad This is her favorite. This
is the red wine here. She recommends you smoke this.
She loves smoking this.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, Bill calls.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm just saying, I feel like he's not cashing it on.
He's got it. He has a commodity. Do you get
what I'm saying, mister l you get it.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm the one who started it. He's got a commodity.
I gotta get it.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
And he's not using the Imagine if you had all
this bitcoin on a thumb drive and you were likeugh,
get that bitcoin out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's not real money. No, this has real value.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
The person that has it just doesn't appreciate the value
of it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Not an entrepreneur. He have no entrepreneurship in his style
of living.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
See, you're making it wholesome, and I appreciate that. At
the very least, you could charge these young women to
come into the house. What am I doing for the
next hour? Here, twenty bucks ahead, I'll give you all
a twenty minute tour in my house.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'll explain you.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, this is where Carrie had sex up against the refrigerator.
This is not the actual refrigerator. Over here is where
she tried on shoes while she talked to mister wonderful
or what's the guy's name, Dreamy mc steamy.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I never that's different show. I never watched the show.
What's the guy's name, mister big? What was the guy's name?
That was good with his mouth or something that was
a common conversation. You know, he was good at talk.
He was a good orator. Yeah, or orator, that's what
you mean. That's exactly what I meant. Yeah, yeah, this
was the place where Carrie anywhere where Kim Katrell, you know,
(12:27):
ordered take out while she was on the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
She it's okay. You didn't see the show, not a single,
not a ten minutes of the show. Now it's okay. No.
Was it good? Yes? Right up?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And for a while I feel like it started to
drift off like a lot of shows do what was
better that are friends? Well different friends? Uh probably had
a broader appeal to it. See that's the difference between
people like me and people like you.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh that's not a good thing to me.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Friends, sex in the City, Titanic, that's all the same thing.
It's all something though you right that gen x women
and millennial women when they were younger, fantasie they watched it,
and I was like, ah, if only a guy would
drown in an icy abyss for me? Is I want
to be the one that hangs out at the Central
Perk with Jennifer Aniston if I saw the show. But
(13:19):
you know so much about it, I get pop culture references.
Pay me like one of your French girls, right in
that a thing that she says, pay me like. Weirdly,
when I offer to paint women like a French girl.
They never take the bait on that. Oh you have
to pay, you have to pay. She gave him a
dime or something. She gave him a dime for the painting,
or he paid her.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No, she she paid to have the paint the painting.
If you're paying someone he uh, you know, when went
around scraping together a bit of a living.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And did he and did she get naked? Yes, if
you're paying someone to be naked with them, there's a
word for that.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
She paid him to paint her and then she got
naked exactly. Sounds like he's he's making money.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
There's a word for that, and it's called rhymes with monstratute.
I don't know if you're familiar.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, she she didn't get paid to get naked. She
paid institutes get paid to get naked.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
She paid him, She gave him money, and then did
he eventually have sex with her? Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
God, yes, So I think I proved my point a prostitute,
he would have given her money and had sex with her.
Don't you know how prostitution works? Whoa uber sexism?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Here? Are you suggesting a man can't be a prostitute
only a woman can?
Speaker 3 (14:32):
That?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Is really offensive, mister Kenneth. I'm suggesting that man and
that woman there was no prostitution.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
She gave him money, he had sex with her. What
are you not getting about this? He's supposed to give
her money, why to have sex? Because she's a woman.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Things work. There's that sexism again. You know, I was
about to compliment you. I was about to give you
a great compliment and and tell everybody you know, you're
not totally off the beam on some of these ideas
that you have. Well, what was one of the ideas
for example? Okay, the headline that I came across this morning,
I thought you might also enjoy. Okay. Pam Bondi is
(15:10):
Trump's most besieged cabinet member. Six weeks into her tenure,
Pam Bondy finds herself in the uninvial position of being
the sole Trump cabinet member absorbing consistent political heat from
her critics. That's fascinating, I have just that's that's your
take on her, despite her a parent, good looks and attraction. Yeah,
(15:34):
it is real quick though, what is besieged me? And
what is that? That's sad strange little man, And you
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