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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He has come down on sequels from Hollywood. You think
(00:04):
it's lazy or does it excite you?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I mean, you know, a mixed bag of emotions on that,
because at one point it was fun when they do
a sequel to a movie I love, And now it
feels like they're just doing sequels because they don't have
any new ideas.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
People say they're out of ideas, they're just being lazy,
they're greedy. Well this work, Let's just run it out
there and try it again. Some sequel news coming out
of Hollywood so far early this, you know, in the
first quarter of the year, seems pretty good. There's the
sequel to Spinal Tap coming out later in the summer. Yeah,
(00:38):
that looks good. It's called Spinal Tap two. The end continues. However,
that's pretty funny. And now Ralph Matio to blow your mind,
okay with if he's in talks about possibly my cousin
Vinny sequel. Of course, if it doesn't Marissa Tomay in it,
(01:02):
why would you bother? And we don't know anything more
about it than that. Put guy just says.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So why wouldn't I be Why wouldn't have Marissa Tomy
in it?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't say it wouldn't. I just said if it didn't,
it probably wouldn't. She was the star, I mean, and
Ralph Maccio was clearly unimportant to the entire movie.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Anybody could have played that role. It would have been
the same movie. He wasn't that big of a part
of it. I mean, he was part of it, but
he wasn't a big part of it. My cousin Vinnie
is a great movie. But yeah, why would they do
a sequel now for thirty years later?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
All these days? Maybe Joe pesci is he still alive?
I mean, he's gotta be alive. Yeah, he's not. Just
we would have heard. Yeah, But sometimes I forget so
many celebrities, you know, die, Sometimes you'd lose track. Anyway,
We'll see what happens. Maybe Joe, maybe his character is
in trouble, and Ralph Maccio's character grew up to be
(01:58):
a lawyer, and now maybe he's Joe's lawyer in court.
I should write these things, you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Could write the whole thing. You know, when he got
into trouble in that movie, he didn't really do anything wrong.
It was just a case of wrong place at the
wrong time, you know, That's what the movie is about right,
but he wasn't an actual criminal. But there are stupid
criminals out there.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
People.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
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Of our listeners are on any drugs, so we don't
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Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, So today we take you to Philadelphia where a
man is in critical condition. He was trying to steal
some copper wiring. But what did not occur to him
is that copper wiring is sometimes attached to something, perhaps
being used to move energy. Does that make sense and
like an electrical current?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was guessing, As it turns out that electricity could
be very dangerous. How much did he get?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, well, let's put it this way. He knocked out
the power for fifteen hundred homes. Well, and he's still alive,
started a fire and got third degree burns.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Here never mind, here's Chief Inspector Scott Small maybe answering
some of your questions that you may have.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Although the victim is in critical condition with burns to
his face, neck, shoulders, chests, bombs and hands, he's still
very lucky because at this time he's still alive. It
appears that this individual may have been trying to steal copper.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Kappa Kapa? Did you like that? Music kicked in right
when he was wrapping up? Is good?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's good stuff, right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know that it's magic. It's true.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So we don't know how many you know, would have
got zapped with fifty watch? How many volts? Ho maody?
None of that. We need detail. People love details. That's
where the devil's at. Honestly, I want to watch. I
want to watch, oh my god, watch him get electric kill.
Let me know if you get that. In the meantime,
back to our celebrity update after the criminal's stupid report.
(04:41):
You remember Tommy Shaw from stix right, the guitarist. Sure
I've met him before. Well, he says this, this is
a news story. Doesn't take much. Tommy Shaw says he
spends as much money now on bird seed as he
used to on cocaine. I believe him. I do too. Yeah,
I spend a pretty good amount of money on bird
(05:02):
seed myself.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But what did you used to spend on cocaine?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Nothing? Okay, so that's just money. I had a set
aside for that. That was for a bird seed. You
don't know, you know, know that I think about it.
I spend as much money now on bird seed as
I used to spend on cocaine. I'll bet you do
the exact amount of money on both that's happened to
be zero zero dollars. Well, wait until at girl with
(05:29):
the biggins tells you she likes birds, and the next
thing you know, you're gonna be buying bird seed and
filling up the feeders and getting them birds to come
out so mama can look at them, just prairie and
love birds. She does?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Is that what happened? He likes your bird and it
doesn't work if you put the bird seed out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
My mama likes her birds too, so I'm buying bird
seed for both housers. Now you're buying two families bird seeds.
It ain't easy in this economy. It's auled out there
for a bird pil Oh my god, how can you
afford it? Did you take out a loan? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Can you do a payment plan for that?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Break it down into four easy payments of only seventeen
ninety five or whatever they're offering.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, just like door Dash.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, yep, no, here dash.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Here's how bad.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Here's your dinner and you're gonna put it on installments.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Here's how bad it is.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right now, door Dash and a company called Klarna are
joining forces to offer customers of the food delivery app
the option of buying now paying later. DoorDash customers will
have the option to either paying full or paying four
equal installments, or postpone payment to a more convenient times.
So sad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If you can't afford delivery today.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Then drag your ass to the to the restaurant or
the store and go get it yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, isn't that obvious?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, But people that obviously digits today.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're financing your lunch. How bad is it that we
need to finance lunch? And then what does that imply
that you're not gonna eat? Yeah, four meals? Now while
you get this thing paid off for Oh what is.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Gonna They're gonna have dinner and they're gonna put it
on four easy payments. Well, you still got three to make.
But then tomorrow you're gonna get something more later in
the week, and you put that on four easy payments,
and then you'll have three of those. So hey, you
got six easy payments and by the end of the month,
it's as bad as your credit card. You're upside down
paying twenty five percent interest.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm trying to imagine the only scenario where this would
make sense. The only scenario where this would make sense
is you don't have any money in your bank account.
You're starting a new job on Friday, and if you
don't get your storage closet cleaned out before Friday, then
it's then they're gonna confiscate your stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So yeah, but also, uh, you're also hungry.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And you're you and you need a meal. Yeah, you know,
it is very specific. Hey, by the way, a little
news today for people up in the metro Pleaque said
be Dallas Fort Worth area there part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, if you are a big fan of rapper M
three mo, I guess is how you say I have
some bad news? Probably it's m O and the three
is supposed to represent an E. But you know you
can't just be mote with an You got to use
letters and numbers and mix them all in there together,
because that's trendy.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, Well, MO is dead or three, I don't know.
And Dallas rapper Yellow Beezy has been arrested and Yellow
Yellow Beazy. Now this is a rap feud in the
Metroplex area that has turned a bit dark if you will,
maybe that's not the right choice before dangerous dangerous?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay uh.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
After a local rapper was charged with capital murder and
police arrested Dallas rapper Yellow Beezy real name DeAndre Conway
Thursday last week.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And see why he ain't going by DeAndre Conway. Yeah,
don't do nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yellow Beezy does sound like a cooler name. I'm sure
if you had to pick a rap name there.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The chargers accused the rapper of hiring an individual name
Kawan White to murder MO three On November twenty twenty.
Most probably good back during the pandemic, you're telling me,
at the height of the pandemic, everyone's on lockdown, we're
all wearing face mask and it occurred to you that
you should pay someone to kill somebody. Huh, you could
(09:16):
have saved a lot of money. You get to wear
a mask. Well, don't they good about that? Actually that's
a great point though.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
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still have the animatronic band at check E Cheese. I
haven't been to check E Cheese in a long time,
to be honest, hope not check It's good to know
that some of those things have it. The old traditions
are hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Chuck e Cheese is saying goodbye to the animatronic band.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, so it's there, but it won't be long.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, so we could say goodbye to it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
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Speaker 3 (09:56):
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Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey you guys, mummy, who is that?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
His name is Chuck and now he's going to live
with us. His eyes scary. That's only because he watches
everything you do and if you ever disobey me, he
will hurt you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Ah, I would you say that adopt a Chuck E
Cheese bot save a robot and a parent.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Supreme the end of an era, but without the Chuck
E Cheese robots who will give my children nightmares?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I guess just the parents fighting each other. They'll have
to live with that bro. You know I've said this
before and I'll say it again. But if you're ever
bored to YouTube and type single mom Chuck E Cheese fight, yeah,
you can get it all. You know, like, uh, you know,
capsuled right there. But you could just go to Chuck
E Cheese, just any Chuck E Cheese just to hang
(11:13):
out for about twenty minutes. You know it's about to start.
Oh yeah, there's somebody in there ready, and if it
isn't start and then maybe you, you know, help it
along a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, in the meantime, what.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
If somebody asks, like, which one of these is your kids?
And you don't have any kids?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Going to make you look like a creeper to the
max belly? How would you handle that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I just point to group kids over there, the Yeah,
that little idiot over there, that's mine. If you if
you call them that little idiot or that you know,
that big headed son of a going over there, you
know they'll assume that's yours.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Honestly, who's gonna check?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What did you point it at them? And that's their kid?
You take the chances, you know, what are you gonna do? Run?
Just run? All right.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's a list of states with the highest likelihood for
alien abduction that just got published.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oo oo oo, where are we? California? I'll tell you,
California is number one, followed by Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Here's why I'm a little suspicious of this. Louisiana was
dead last. No way, it doesn't make any sense. No,
alien abductions almost always happen in southern states. Everyone knows
that this is a full on.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
This is a fact in the woods late at night
with guys who randomly had been drinking a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
According to the list, the last three states are Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Do you believe that? No, mean either, I would think
those would be high on the list.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I am not buying it anyway, they say Louisiana dead last,
making the list top ten states to be abducted, Washington,
New York, Oregon. Would you know, why would you if
you were an alien, why would you want someone from Oregon?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What would be the point? Don't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It doesn't make any sense. That'd be the exact opposite
of where I would go if I was gonna abduct somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Maybe they was abducting people from the South, and at
some point they just thought these Southern buyers is putting
up too much of a fight when we try to
probe them. I think some of them boys in Oregon,
sure it would be easier, look forward to it. It
would be easier to probe them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Well
you know, just you know, they stopped abducting grizzly bears
(13:13):
for that very reason. Really, apparently the big brown fuzzy ones, right,
they don't like those ain'tal probes at all. No, I
know they have a way of displaying they're dislike for that.
I believe it in a way, the aliens just don't
need to bother with.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Congratulations to Flavor Flave. Today, Entertainment Weekly put together a
list of the best reality stars of two thousands, and
he is at the top of the list. For some reason,
that's why, Yeah, why do we need this? I don't know.
That's what they gave us. Somebody in the tech department
has decided to use right now as a time to
work on my computer. Oh really, so on the computer
(13:55):
screen in front of me. I just took it over
from another room somewhere. Yeah, I could see that there's
a mouse moving around. Yeah, And they're like, they don't know. Well,
you know, we're doing a radio show in here. There's
some Inn't that weird? Isn't that the creepiest thing?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And you don't have enough control on the computer now
to address them through the computer.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I could screw it up for them, Well, then do it,
but I can't make them stop. It looks like they
stopped her screw it up for them? Is that anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
If that's you l check next time then won't they Yeah, rude,
very rude, rude, rude exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, Uh Billy Ray Cyris just released a new song.
We're not gonna play it, thank you. Just want to
put that out there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Man as a Booky's over the weekend, and I couldn't
get out of that bathroom fast enough because that was achy,
breaky heart. And you know, as much as you don't
want to, that's going to stay in there when you
get back in the truck drive off.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's just a catchy song like Macarena. You don't want
to like Mackrena, but I do. Everybody knows Mackarna. And
then the problem with the makarena is it it's the
exact same song. It's the exact same choreography, whether a
hot latina is doing it or a white guy. But
watching a hot latina it makes it seem cool. And
yet when I do it, everyone just points and laughs
(15:04):
at me.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, don't they do that pretty often? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Over the weekend, a fire prompted panic and evacuate evacuation
as the part of Epcot Theme Park at disney World
in Florida caught on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Damn Disney did not have a good weekend. No, the
cult part of it on fire and then that movie, Yes,
they was opening it would catch fire and dude, that's right.
It just laid their cold and dead.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, the wrong thing caught on fire over the weekend.
Here's a witness explaining what it was like to be
at Epcot while it was on fire.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
They turned around and there were flames behind this like
big black door thing. It was like ten feet tall,
so we could see him over the door. Blacksmoke was
billowing and it took a while for people.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
To notice it. It was pretty.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Scary because back I read a twuey you can't get
out except for that one little path. So people kind
of started freaking out and running and looking for their family,
their strollers. So it was it was definitely crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And finally someone is selling Garfield Deemed nine to eleven
shirts on Etsy. The shirts say I'll take nine hundred
eleven orders of lasagna nine one one, nine to eleven. Anyway,
that's a thing. I guess it's supposed to be funny.
I guess some people think nine to eleven's funny. We
would never joke about that on this radio show. Yeah,
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made a joke about Islamic terrorism and we never will
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Not like lazagna.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, we do enjoy lazagna anyway. It is kind of
a funny shirt. So I ordered a few, so I
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Speaker 2 (16:50):
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That's a thing in Houston Every year, two people, two
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they hate each other, just like MLK would have wanted, right, John.
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He has come down on sequels from Hollywood. You think
(00:04):
it's lazy or does it excite you?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I mean, you know, a mixed bag of emotions on that,
because at one point it was fun when they do
a sequel to a movie I love, And now it
feels like they're just doing sequels because they don't have
any new ideas.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
People say they're out of ideas, they're just being lazy,
they're greedy. Well this work, Let's just run it out
there and try it again. Some sequel news coming out
of Hollywood so far early this, you know, in the
first quarter of the year, seems pretty good. There's the
sequel to Spinal Tap coming out later in the summer. Yeah,
(00:38):
that looks good. It's called Spinal Tap two. The end continues. However,
that's pretty funny. And now Ralph Matio to blow your mind,
okay with if he's in talks about possibly my cousin
Vinny sequel. Of course, if it doesn't Marissa Tomay in it,
(01:02):
why would you bother? And we don't know anything more
about it than that. Put guy just says.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So why wouldn't I be Why wouldn't have Marissa Tomy
in it?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I didn't say it wouldn't. I just said if it didn't,
it probably wouldn't. She was the star, I mean, and
Ralph Maccio was clearly unimportant to the entire movie.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Anybody could have played that role. It would have been
the same movie. He wasn't that big of a part
of it. I mean, he was part of it, but
he wasn't a big part of it. My cousin Vinnie
is a great movie. But yeah, why would they do
a sequel now for thirty years later?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
All these days? Maybe Joe pesci is he still alive?
I mean, he's gotta be alive. Yeah, he's not. Just
we would have heard. Yeah, But sometimes I forget so
many celebrities, you know, die, Sometimes you'd lose track. Anyway,
We'll see what happens. Maybe Joe, maybe his character is
in trouble, and Ralph Maccio's character grew up to be
(01:58):
a lawyer, and now maybe he's Joe's lawyer in court.
I should write these things, you.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Could write the whole thing. You know, when he got
into trouble in that movie, he didn't really do anything wrong.
It was just a case of wrong place at the
wrong time, you know, That's what the movie is about right,
but he wasn't an actual criminal. But there are stupid
criminals out there.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
People.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
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Of our listeners are on any drugs, so we don't
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Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, So today we take you to Philadelphia where a
man is in critical condition. He was trying to steal
some copper wiring. But what did not occur to him
is that copper wiring is sometimes attached to something, perhaps
being used to move energy. Does that make sense and
like an electrical current?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I was guessing, As it turns out that electricity could
be very dangerous. How much did he get?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, well, let's put it this way. He knocked out
the power for fifteen hundred homes. Well, and he's still alive,
started a fire and got third degree burns.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Here never mind, here's Chief Inspector Scott Small maybe answering
some of your questions that you may have.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Although the victim is in critical condition with burns to
his face, neck, shoulders, chests, bombs and hands, he's still
very lucky because at this time he's still alive. It
appears that this individual may have been trying to steal copper.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Kappa Kapa? Did you like that? Music kicked in right
when he was wrapping up? Is good?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That's good stuff, right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
How do you do it?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't know that it's magic. It's true.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So we don't know how many you know, would have
got zapped with fifty watch? How many volts? Ho maody?
None of that. We need detail. People love details. That's
where the devil's at. Honestly, I want to watch. I
want to watch, oh my god, watch him get electric kill.
Let me know if you get that. In the meantime,
back to our celebrity update after the criminal's stupid report.
(04:41):
You remember Tommy Shaw from stix right, the guitarist. Sure
I've met him before. Well, he says this, this is
a news story. Doesn't take much. Tommy Shaw says he
spends as much money now on bird seed as he
used to on cocaine. I believe him. I do too. Yeah,
I spend a pretty good amount of money on bird
(05:02):
seed myself.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But what did you used to spend on cocaine?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Nothing? Okay, so that's just money. I had a set
aside for that. That was for a bird seed. You
don't know, you know, know that I think about it.
I spend as much money now on bird seed as
I used to spend on cocaine. I'll bet you do
the exact amount of money on both that's happened to
be zero zero dollars. Well, wait until at girl with
(05:29):
the biggins tells you she likes birds, and the next
thing you know, you're gonna be buying bird seed and
filling up the feeders and getting them birds to come
out so mama can look at them, just prairie and
love birds. She does?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Is that what happened? He likes your bird and it
doesn't work if you put the bird seed out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
My mama likes her birds too, so I'm buying bird
seed for both housers. Now you're buying two families bird seeds.
It ain't easy in this economy. It's auled out there
for a bird pil Oh my god, how can you
afford it? Did you take out a loan? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Can you do a payment plan for that?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Break it down into four easy payments of only seventeen
ninety five or whatever they're offering.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh, just like door Dash.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, yep, no, here dash.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Here's how bad.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Here's your dinner and you're gonna put it on installments.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Here's how bad it is.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right now, door Dash and a company called Klarna are
joining forces to offer customers of the food delivery app
the option of buying now paying later. DoorDash customers will
have the option to either paying full or paying four
equal installments, or postpone payment to a more convenient times.
So sad.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If you can't afford delivery today.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Then drag your ass to the to the restaurant or
the store and go get it yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I mean, isn't that obvious?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, But people that obviously digits today.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're financing your lunch. How bad is it that we
need to finance lunch? And then what does that imply
that you're not gonna eat? Yeah, four meals? Now while
you get this thing paid off for Oh what is.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Gonna They're gonna have dinner and they're gonna put it
on four easy payments. Well, you still got three to make.
But then tomorrow you're gonna get something more later in
the week, and you put that on four easy payments,
and then you'll have three of those. So hey, you
got six easy payments and by the end of the month,
it's as bad as your credit card. You're upside down
paying twenty five percent interest.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm trying to imagine the only scenario where this would
make sense. The only scenario where this would make sense
is you don't have any money in your bank account.
You're starting a new job on Friday, and if you
don't get your storage closet cleaned out before Friday, then
it's then they're gonna confiscate your stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So yeah, but also, uh, you're also hungry.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
And you're you and you need a meal. Yeah, you know,
it is very specific. Hey, by the way, a little
news today for people up in the metro Pleaque said
be Dallas Fort Worth area there part of it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, if you are a big fan of rapper M
three mo, I guess is how you say I have
some bad news? Probably it's m O and the three
is supposed to represent an E. But you know you
can't just be mote with an You got to use
letters and numbers and mix them all in there together,
because that's trendy.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, Well, MO is dead or three, I don't know.
And Dallas rapper Yellow Beezy has been arrested and Yellow
Yellow Beazy. Now this is a rap feud in the
Metroplex area that has turned a bit dark if you will,
maybe that's not the right choice before dangerous dangerous?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay uh.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
After a local rapper was charged with capital murder and
police arrested Dallas rapper Yellow Beezy real name DeAndre Conway
Thursday last week.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
And see why he ain't going by DeAndre Conway. Yeah,
don't do nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yellow Beezy does sound like a cooler name. I'm sure
if you had to pick a rap name there.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The chargers accused the rapper of hiring an individual name
Kawan White to murder MO three On November twenty twenty.
Most probably good back during the pandemic, you're telling me,
at the height of the pandemic, everyone's on lockdown, we're
all wearing face mask and it occurred to you that
you should pay someone to kill somebody. Huh, you could
(09:16):
have saved a lot of money. You get to wear
a mask. Well, don't they good about that? Actually that's
a great point though.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, Walton and Johnson Radio Network. I ain't realized they
still have the animatronic band at check E Cheese. I
haven't been to check E Cheese in a long time,
to be honest, hope not check It's good to know
that some of those things have it. The old traditions
are hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Chuck e Cheese is saying goodbye to the animatronic band.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, so it's there, but it won't be long.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, so we could say goodbye to it.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
You can't have that anymore if you go to check
E Cheese. But now you have a chance to keep
part of it alive if you want.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Checkie Cheese confirmed their animatronic bands are gone forever, which
means hundreds of those iconic robots need a new home.
And now you can do your part, introducing Adopt a
Chuck E Cheese Bot, an organization devoted to finding them
a new home for just the price of a cup
of coffee, well more like an egg. You can bring
(10:18):
Chuck or his friends into a loving family's home.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey you guys, mummy, who is that?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
His name is Chuck and now he's going to live
with us. His eyes scary. That's only because he watches
everything you do and if you ever disobey me, he
will hurt you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Ah, I would you say that adopt a Chuck E
Cheese bot save a robot and a parent.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Supreme the end of an era, but without the Chuck
E Cheese robots who will give my children nightmares?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I guess just the parents fighting each other. They'll have
to live with that bro. You know I've said this
before and I'll say it again. But if you're ever
bored to YouTube and type single mom Chuck E Cheese fight, yeah,
you can get it all. You know, like, uh, you know,
capsuled right there. But you could just go to Chuck
E Cheese, just any Chuck E Cheese just to hang
(11:13):
out for about twenty minutes. You know it's about to start.
Oh yeah, there's somebody in there ready, and if it
isn't start and then maybe you, you know, help it
along a little bit.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, in the meantime, what.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
If somebody asks, like, which one of these is your kids?
And you don't have any kids?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
There?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Going to make you look like a creeper to the
max belly? How would you handle that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I just point to group kids over there, the Yeah,
that little idiot over there, that's mine. If you if
you call them that little idiot or that you know,
that big headed son of a going over there, you
know they'll assume that's yours.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Honestly, who's gonna check?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
What did you point it at them? And that's their kid?
You take the chances, you know, what are you gonna do? Run?
Just run? All right.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's a list of states with the highest likelihood for
alien abduction that just got published.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oo oo oo, where are we? California? I'll tell you,
California is number one, followed by Florida.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Here's why I'm a little suspicious of this. Louisiana was
dead last. No way, it doesn't make any sense. No,
alien abductions almost always happen in southern states. Everyone knows
that this is a full on.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
This is a fact in the woods late at night
with guys who randomly had been drinking a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
According to the list, the last three states are Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Do you believe that? No, mean either, I would think
those would be high on the list.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I am not buying it anyway, they say Louisiana dead last,
making the list top ten states to be abducted, Washington,
New York, Oregon. Would you know, why would you if
you were an alien, why would you want someone from Oregon?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
What would be the point? Don't get it.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It doesn't make any sense. That'd be the exact opposite
of where I would go if I was gonna abduct somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Maybe they was abducting people from the South, and at
some point they just thought these Southern buyers is putting
up too much of a fight when we try to
probe them. I think some of them boys in Oregon,
sure it would be easier, look forward to it. It
would be easier to probe them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Well
you know, just you know, they stopped abducting grizzly bears
(13:13):
for that very reason. Really, apparently the big brown fuzzy ones, right,
they don't like those ain'tal probes at all. No, I
know they have a way of displaying they're dislike for that.
I believe it in a way, the aliens just don't
need to bother with.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Congratulations to Flavor Flave. Today, Entertainment Weekly put together a
list of the best reality stars of two thousands, and
he is at the top of the list. For some reason,
that's why, Yeah, why do we need this? I don't know.
That's what they gave us. Somebody in the tech department
has decided to use right now as a time to
work on my computer. Oh really, so on the computer
(13:55):
screen in front of me. I just took it over
from another room somewhere. Yeah, I could see that there's
a mouse moving around. Yeah, And they're like, they don't know. Well,
you know, we're doing a radio show in here. There's
some Inn't that weird? Isn't that the creepiest thing?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And you don't have enough control on the computer now
to address them through the computer.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I could screw it up for them, Well, then do it,
but I can't make them stop. It looks like they
stopped her screw it up for them? Is that anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
If that's you l check next time then won't they Yeah, rude,
very rude, rude, rude exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, Uh Billy Ray Cyris just released a new song.
We're not gonna play it, thank you. Just want to
put that out there.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Man as a Booky's over the weekend, and I couldn't
get out of that bathroom fast enough because that was achy,
breaky heart. And you know, as much as you don't
want to, that's going to stay in there when you
get back in the truck drive off.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
That's just a catchy song like Macarena. You don't want
to like Mackrena, but I do. Everybody knows Mackarna. And
then the problem with the makarena is it it's the
exact same song. It's the exact same choreography, whether a
hot latina is doing it or a white guy. But
watching a hot latina it makes it seem cool. And
yet when I do it, everyone just points and laughs
(15:04):
at me.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, don't they do that pretty often? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Over the weekend, a fire prompted panic and evacuate evacuation
as the part of Epcot Theme Park at disney World
in Florida caught on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Damn Disney did not have a good weekend. No, the
cult part of it on fire and then that movie, Yes,
they was opening it would catch fire and dude, that's right.
It just laid their cold and dead.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, the wrong thing caught on fire over the weekend.
Here's a witness explaining what it was like to be
at Epcot while it was on fire.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
They turned around and there were flames behind this like
big black door thing. It was like ten feet tall,
so we could see him over the door. Blacksmoke was
billowing and it took a while for people.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
To notice it. It was pretty.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Scary because back I read a twuey you can't get
out except for that one little path. So people kind
of started freaking out and running and looking for their family,
their strollers. So it was it was definitely crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
And finally someone is selling Garfield Deemed nine to eleven
shirts on Etsy. The shirts say I'll take nine hundred
eleven orders of lasagna nine one one, nine to eleven. Anyway,
that's a thing. I guess it's supposed to be funny.
I guess some people think nine to eleven's funny. We
would never joke about that on this radio show. Yeah,
(16:18):
making jokes about lazagna and Islamic terrorism. We've never once
made a joke about Islamic terrorism and we never will
and certainly not lasagna of course.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Not like lazagna.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, we do enjoy lazagna anyway. It is kind of
a funny shirt. So I ordered a few, so I
hope those are the right sizes.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, and don't forget as far as shirts go, merch
madness is underway at Walton Johnson dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Good. I love WJ dot com for that one. Yeah,
it's the same website either way.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And competing websites like competing Martin Luther King Day parades.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Shouldn't we unite as one?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That's a thing in Houston Every year, two people, two
separate groups, organized Martin Luther King Junior Day parades, and
they hate each other, just like MLK would have wanted, right, John.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh, thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you could find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
are very boring. If you comment on our social media pages,
(17:33):
we might reply yeah. Chances are we're just sitting around
waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh yes, we do have a lovely store and you
could buy things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not
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