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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's gonna get real sticky in here in
(00:02):
a minute. But before it dies, it is sticky. I
just want to throw this out real quick about Pam Bondy.
Today's day fifty five of Attorney General Pam Bondi's tenure.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So it's day fifty four of you having a heart
on for this old gal for not doing her job. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
In fifty five days, she has made zero rests, she
has conducted zero investigation. She's written two tersely worded emails.
She's done fifty four Fox News appearances.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wooh, in fifty five days.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now, yesterday she said that today ate over in response
to Jasmine Crockett making violent threats against Elon Musk and
Ted Cruz, which you tell her, well, she said that
you know what she said, Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Child, you best watch your mouth. No, somebody gonna come
over there and put a foot your ass. How about that?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That would have been cool? But no, she didn't do that,
she Pam. She said that Congress should censure Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, so she's passing the book.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, Pam, I don't know if you're aware of this
or not, but your attorney general, did you know that
She's not real sure. Under a federal law the country
where you're the attorney general, threatening government officials is a felony,
So you actually could do something rather than just talk
to Sean Hannity about it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I don't know if you knew that or not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Who.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
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Speaker 2 (02:23):
Don't abuse your your child like students if you're a
school teacher. Do we have a shirt like that? We
should have got Darby one of shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
We don't have a shirt specifically detailing how teachers often
have sex with students. And that's a cliche news story.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But we do have an intro for it, So let's
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Where are we going in the country?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Are they going to start singing? No? It's a long intro. Sorry, yeah,
this is the talk over somebody signing no. This actually
continues for a while. Well, good news. Washington Parish, Louisiana.
We're a farmer. Washington Parish school teacher was arrested this
past Friday after a four month long investigation. See maybe
(03:07):
that's what Pam Bondi's doing. Maybe she's just getting all
her ducks in a row. And these investigations take just
the district Attorney's office investigating this one school teacher messing
around with the kids took four months.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is it possible they spent four months reading her snapchat
messages while they were alone in a bathroom stall late
at night.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Not appropriate? Not appropriate?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
According to the DA and the Franklin and Police Department,
twenty nine year old Darby Smith, Uh, the students just
probably just called her. Miss Smith was arrested after the
investigation revealed she had allegedly committed multiple child sex crimes.
Multiple Now they don't give a lot of details about
(03:50):
the victims, but they did say she faces the following charges.
Eighty ounce of pornography involving juveniles, One count of computer
aided a solicitation, which is a separate charge if you
(04:11):
used a computer, if you use your cell phone, ain't
it just a little bitty tiny computer. I don't they
can get you on that too.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean I cell phone as a computer, right.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
One count of indecent behavior with a juvie and two
counts of carnival knowledge with a juvenile.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now that actually has nothing. Yeah, it has nothing to
do with writing on a carnival right. I don't think
I bet they might have played the whole sit here.
Let me guess your weight.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is it carnal knowledge?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's carnival. Okay, yeah, no further information has been provided,
So all of you people out there looking for the
salation details, like I was, you're gonna be a little disappointed.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You know what I had wondered in Louisiana. You just
reminded me of a story we discussed quite a bit
last year and then we kind of forgot about it.
Do you remember the mayor of is this town called Ritter.
It's in South Louisiana. The mayor there no longer the
mayor Misty Roberts. Now, I know that sounds like the
name of a porn star, and what she's accused of
(05:10):
doing does sound an awful lot like the plot line
to an adult film, although it actually she is accused
of getting drunk with her son's friends at a house
party and doing naughty things with them. Well anyway, her attorneys,
as recently as last month, are requesting that the parish
judges in this case be removed from the case because
(05:32):
she says that they're friends with her ex husband.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
She was arrested back in August with carnal knowledge billyat
of a juvenile for her alleged sexual relationship with an
underage teen lawyers for Misty have asked for the parish
judges over there to be recused.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The emotion, they.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Say sounds bankful.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The judge over there, Martha O'Neill, inappropriately contacted the mayor's
former ex husband before presiding over custody case involving their kids.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So, yeah, it's a small town there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's that's how they do you. One of the.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Problems with having a small town like that is everyone
knows everybody, don't. So if you do something really bad
and you're a government official, the judge that handles your
case might have a relationship with your ex husband, and.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
That's kind of how the news is making it sound.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And your kids probably go to school with their kids
and they you know, ride the same bus, or you know,
they go to the same church or I don't know
what ev exactly. Oh, since we're doing pretty girl news,
she's necessarily pretty or a girl, but you know, attractive
women in the news. A youniver see if Georgia sorority
girl has gone viral with her mugshots.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh man, I bookmarked to this story too.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You're familiar with Lily Stewart of Georgia fame.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It's not like she's a supermodel or anything, but she's
she's attractive, more attractive than what you're used to seeing
in a mug shot. And she does have a summit
pointed out the crazy look in her eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She definitely got the crazy eyes. She is a sorority sister,
and she went viral because of what they referred to
as a glamorous mugshot photo.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Here's the thing twice in a relatively short period of time.
This young woman and a lot of collarbone. In the
mugshot photo, she's wearing one of those what is it
the shirt kind of hangs over her shoulder, peasant shirt
looking thing like in the eighties or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
She is a member of the Alpha JAIAI sorority.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Arrested for speeding, but then arrested again for obstruction of
a law enforcement officer and loitering or prowling.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Loitering or prowling loitering's not a come on, oh it
can be. That's loitering. What just hanging around? Hanging around,
just hanging around. I'll come on, let her go. I
can you know I can fix her? Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
God, no, I could.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's always been the man's downfall, hadn't he?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Absolutely. I look at her, she looks like my type.
Doesn't she look like my Typeah? Absolutely, I could fix
this young woman. I'd set her down. She's twenty however, No, no,
it's not old enough for me. No, no it's not. Actually,
I've one of the things. And the line isn't twenty
one either, it's twenty five. I've noticed nobody below the
(08:16):
age of twenty five can form a complete sentence.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's a thing I figured out since I got.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Divorced, and a lot over the age of twenty five
have trouble with that as well.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, that fair.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, at least some will be able to do it,
since here she flashed her smile on her Sunday morning
booking photo and appeared to wear prison garb. The Blue
which first reported the sort of girls they reported her
second arrest. She was cut loose from detention later after
(08:47):
posting a four thousand dollars bond. Her attorney declined all
this comment did confirm the speeding charge had been dismissed,
but then they re arrested her for some repeeding apparently
just shortly thereafter.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And she's a pretty girl, dirty blonde hair, shoulder length,
blue eyes, great smile on her good cheek bones. I mean,
you know, and she's got a pilate's body, and I
can put.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
A horse describing livestock over here or something.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, we're not like cheekbones.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I like the ankles, you know, the Yeah, they look sturdy.
Oh god, we're not describing livestock. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
We're describing a human being who happens to run one
mile in six minutes long. And she's got a nice
length to her leg there.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I honestly think if she eats well by next season,
she could be finishing that thing in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
She talks about her so called glamorous photo was the
result of having her hair and makeup done for a
birthday party that she was late to. She said, she
was going to her friend's birthday party and she'd gotten
ready and had her hair and makeup done, and she
was in a hurry because she was late, and she
was racing to the party, and then she was stopped
(10:01):
by you know, the patrol. And since she had just
had her hair and makeup done, that was what made
her mugshot look especially glamorous.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, now I know what everyone wants to know. Where
do we stand here on the hot crazy matrix. She's
clearly attractive, and she's been arrested twice in what a month?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Is moving on? You have this zone here, this is
below the crazy line above and eight hot but still
you know about a seven crazy? This is your date zone?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh god, right, this is acceptable crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Stay in the date zone indefinitely. These are women that
you introduced to your friends and your family. They're they're
good looking, and they're reasonably not crazy most of the time.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Most of the days.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You can stay here indefinitely.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I feel like she's in the danger zone.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, so he's drying the matrix here.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
And between about a seven and a five crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, this is your wife zone all the why No, come.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
On, you're being too ambitious here. That woman does not
pulong in the wife's zone. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He's got an eight. That's an eight or above? This?
This teacher or no? Is she teach no student? Yeah,
I will say less than a I'll give her seven seventh.
So let's see on the seven. She could be that
crazy and still be acceptable. She should be a five on.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm gonna put her in the fun zone for sure.
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Grogu was his name?
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Are you sure about no, it's not.
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And just.
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Speaker 2 (15:09):
How old was he sixty three? So then this would
have yeah, four years ago. He would fit right in there.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And they did it at their plants and research facilities
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There's no way to know. We'll never know. I mean,
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Is it possible he was just really mad about March Madness.
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That might have been it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean, who among us you know?
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Was it maybe the March Madness that got him excited?
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You know a lot of people watched March Madness basketball
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Tiger Woods is in love with and and and Dayton dating.
They're like crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Uh Don Trump Junior's ex wife. Oh my god, he's
stating here so hard. He makes this a sports story.
A at Tiger Woods and b Tiger Woods girlfriend Vanessa.
She's a Trump by marriage, is the mother of Kai Trump.
You might have seen her at the Republican Convention where
(17:21):
she did a little talking she also is a golfer,
and this is fun. Tiger's kids go to the same
school as Kai.
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You gotta admit this is some good parenting. That woman
loves her kids so much she's willing to do anything
to get them the best golf tutor.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Could you imagine your competition.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It's competition, Charlie, Tiger's boy is gonna be playing in
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a tournament. I like golf, So I don't know if
they're gonna like get along, or if they're gonna be
you know, like you know, rivals, or how that's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, there's no way to know till it happens.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
We're gonna find out. So that's the situation, Vanessa. They
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that fit right in to the situation.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I like it. Very exciting stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Also, uh, Shane Lechler, maybe you've heard the name. If not,
you probably will soon used to be used to play
for the Aggie punter considered to be you know, pretty
good topying punter, luckily fame.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Easily my favorite punter.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Hey watch yourself. What well, everybody that might have a
favorite punter and you're all of a sudden trying to
just highlight yours.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, who's your favorite punter?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, it's funny you should ask, uh huh, I'll tell
you when sports is over.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, but it feels like it should be part of sports.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But go on, I just feel like it should. Yeah,
Shane Lugley used to be an Aggie, used to be
a Texan. I ain't gonna be an ESPN analyst. Oh man,
easily my favorite analyst. And he got a this four
year They usually don't tell you about analyst money, you know,
like they do the football players, but I guess him
being a former football player, they decided they would because
(19:13):
they got a four year, ninety million dollar deal. Is
that all shame does? Has he done anything to in
an analyst world to you know, demand that kind of money?
Well he's got what is it, gravatize? Yeah, they got
the gravitaz and Riz. He's got riz. Oh, good lord,
I didn't know about riz.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, he's got a lot of riz, I'm told.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
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sixteen is now set Sweet sixteen for what? But is
he aa tournament? Just like the boys. Sweet sixteen. Oh softball,
no is the AA tournament? March madness? Wait, went back
to the ball.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Women do March madness too?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh yeah, wow? Saw all the teams are set for
the girls had no idea. Yeah, and if you wanted
know which teams they were, you know, like ULISHU texts
people like that. You probably already know. If you're a
big fan.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, why would we even bother telling you?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And now the big reveal, Boy, I can't.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Wait to find out who it is?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Your favorite punter? Everybody has their favorite, all right, everybody
be quiet.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Billy D's talking.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Personal friend of mine name of Luke Prestridge. Maybe you've
heard of him. No, Well, he was a punter and
he played for Denver and he's got like records and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
If we asked him, would he say he's your personal friend?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Oh yeah, we're tight. We like this man.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But like right now, if I bumped into him on
the street and I want to call him here, I'll
give you his number. Okay, go ahead, what's the phone number?
Go ahead, call him up right here. What's the area card?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well, well he lives in Houston.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, so seven, one, three or eight three two. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it's a good question. I normally just push the button.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You don't have him, You don't have his number memorized.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's a well the home is a two eight one,
but his cell is a seven one to three. How
about that? You have more than one number for this guy? Well,
how often are you calling this guy? This was a
long time ago when I first put the chances already.
Don't have that home number anymore. You know who does?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And they're gonna pay him ninety million dollars to be
an ESPN analyst.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, that's not Luke's money. That's Shane Shane, remember Shane
the movie.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Those others are two different guys.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yes, two different guys.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Do you think they know each other?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, I'm sure they do. Comny hips. You can't say
God damn on the air. I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
Cut the jib a jab. Wolton and Johnson
All right, it's gonna get real sticky in here in
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a minute. But before it dies, it is sticky. I
just want to throw this out real quick about Pam Bondy.
Today's day fifty five of Attorney General Pam Bondi's tenure.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So it's day fifty four of you having a heart
on for this old gal for not doing her job. Huh.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
In fifty five days, she has made zero rests, she
has conducted zero investigation. She's written two tersely worded emails.
She's done fifty four Fox News appearances.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wooh, in fifty five days.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now, yesterday she said that today ate over in response
to Jasmine Crockett making violent threats against Elon Musk and
Ted Cruz, which you tell her, well, she said that
you know what she said, Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Child, you best watch your mouth. No, somebody gonna come
over there and put a foot your ass. How about that?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That would have been cool? But no, she didn't do that,
she Pam. She said that Congress should censure Jasmine Crockett.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, so she's passing the book.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now, Pam, I don't know if you're aware of this
or not, but your attorney general, did you know that
She's not real sure. Under a federal law the country
where you're the attorney general, threatening government officials is a felony,
So you actually could do something rather than just talk
to Sean Hannity about it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I don't know if you knew that or not.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Who.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
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We don't have a shirt specifically detailing how teachers often
have sex with students. And that's a cliche news story.
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But we do have an intro for it, So let's
talk about it.
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What happened?
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Where are we going in the country?
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Are they going to start singing? No? It's a long intro. Sorry, yeah,
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continues for a while. Well, good news. Washington Parish, Louisiana.
We're a farmer. Washington Parish school teacher was arrested this
past Friday after a four month long investigation. See maybe
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that's what Pam Bondi's doing. Maybe she's just getting all
her ducks in a row. And these investigations take just
the district Attorney's office investigating this one school teacher messing
around with the kids took four months.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is it possible they spent four months reading her snapchat
messages while they were alone in a bathroom stall late
at night.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Not appropriate? Not appropriate?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
According to the DA and the Franklin and Police Department,
twenty nine year old Darby Smith, Uh, the students just
probably just called her. Miss Smith was arrested after the
investigation revealed she had allegedly committed multiple child sex crimes.
Multiple Now they don't give a lot of details about
(03:50):
the victims, but they did say she faces the following charges.
Eighty ounce of pornography involving juveniles, One count of computer
aided a solicitation, which is a separate charge if you
(04:11):
used a computer, if you use your cell phone, ain't
it just a little bitty tiny computer. I don't they
can get you on that too.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I mean I cell phone as a computer, right.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
One count of indecent behavior with a juvie and two
counts of carnival knowledge with a juvenile.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Now that actually has nothing. Yeah, it has nothing to
do with writing on a carnival right. I don't think
I bet they might have played the whole sit here.
Let me guess your weight.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is it carnal knowledge?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's carnival. Okay, yeah, no further information has been provided,
So all of you people out there looking for the
salation details, like I was, you're gonna be a little disappointed.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You know what I had wondered in Louisiana. You just
reminded me of a story we discussed quite a bit
last year and then we kind of forgot about it.
Do you remember the mayor of is this town called Ritter.
It's in South Louisiana. The mayor there no longer the
mayor Misty Roberts. Now, I know that sounds like the
name of a porn star, and what she's accused of
(05:10):
doing does sound an awful lot like the plot line
to an adult film, although it actually she is accused
of getting drunk with her son's friends at a house
party and doing naughty things with them. Well anyway, her attorneys,
as recently as last month, are requesting that the parish
judges in this case be removed from the case because
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she says that they're friends with her ex husband.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
She was arrested back in August with carnal knowledge billyat
of a juvenile for her alleged sexual relationship with an
underage teen lawyers for Misty have asked for the parish
judges over there to be recused.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
The emotion, they.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Say sounds bankful.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The judge over there, Martha O'Neill, inappropriately contacted the mayor's
former ex husband before presiding over custody case involving their kids.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So, yeah, it's a small town there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's that's how they do you. One of the.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Problems with having a small town like that is everyone
knows everybody, don't. So if you do something really bad
and you're a government official, the judge that handles your
case might have a relationship with your ex husband, and.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
That's kind of how the news is making it sound.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And your kids probably go to school with their kids
and they you know, ride the same bus, or you know,
they go to the same church or I don't know
what ev exactly. Oh, since we're doing pretty girl news,
she's necessarily pretty or a girl, but you know, attractive
women in the news. A youniver see if Georgia sorority
girl has gone viral with her mugshots.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Oh man, I bookmarked to this story too.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You're familiar with Lily Stewart of Georgia fame.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
It's not like she's a supermodel or anything, but she's
she's attractive, more attractive than what you're used to seeing
in a mug shot. And she does have a summit
pointed out the crazy look in her eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She definitely got the crazy eyes. She is a sorority sister,
and she went viral because of what they referred to
as a glamorous mugshot photo.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Here's the thing twice in a relatively short period of time.
This young woman and a lot of collarbone. In the
mugshot photo, she's wearing one of those what is it
the shirt kind of hangs over her shoulder, peasant shirt
looking thing like in the eighties or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
She is a member of the Alpha JAIAI sorority.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Arrested for speeding, but then arrested again for obstruction of
a law enforcement officer and loitering or prowling.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Loitering or prowling loitering's not a come on, oh it
can be. That's loitering. What just hanging around? Hanging around,
just hanging around. I'll come on, let her go. I
can you know I can fix her? Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
God, no, I could.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's always been the man's downfall, hadn't he?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Absolutely. I look at her, she looks like my type.
Doesn't she look like my Typeah? Absolutely, I could fix
this young woman. I'd set her down. She's twenty however, No, no,
it's not old enough for me. No, no it's not. Actually,
I've one of the things. And the line isn't twenty
one either, it's twenty five. I've noticed nobody below the
(08:16):
age of twenty five can form a complete sentence.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's a thing I figured out since I got.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Divorced, and a lot over the age of twenty five
have trouble with that as well.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, that fair.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You know, at least some will be able to do it,
since here she flashed her smile on her Sunday morning
booking photo and appeared to wear prison garb. The Blue
which first reported the sort of girls they reported her
second arrest. She was cut loose from detention later after
(08:47):
posting a four thousand dollars bond. Her attorney declined all
this comment did confirm the speeding charge had been dismissed,
but then they re arrested her for some repeeding apparently
just shortly thereafter.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And she's a pretty girl, dirty blonde hair, shoulder length,
blue eyes, great smile on her good cheek bones. I mean,
you know, and she's got a pilate's body, and I
can put.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
A horse describing livestock over here or something.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, we're not like cheekbones.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I like the ankles, you know, the Yeah, they look sturdy.
Oh god, we're not describing livestock. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
We're describing a human being who happens to run one
mile in six minutes long. And she's got a nice
length to her leg there.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I honestly think if she eats well by next season,
she could be finishing that thing in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
She talks about her so called glamorous photo was the
result of having her hair and makeup done for a
birthday party that she was late to. She said, she
was going to her friend's birthday party and she'd gotten
ready and had her hair and makeup done, and she
was in a hurry because she was late, and she
was racing to the party, and then she was stopped
(10:01):
by you know, the patrol. And since she had just
had her hair and makeup done, that was what made
her mugshot look especially glamorous.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, now I know what everyone wants to know. Where
do we stand here on the hot crazy matrix. She's
clearly attractive, and she's been arrested twice in what a month?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Is moving on? You have this zone here, this is
below the crazy line above and eight hot but still
you know about a seven crazy? This is your date zone?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh god, right, this is acceptable crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Stay in the date zone indefinitely. These are women that
you introduced to your friends and your family. They're they're
good looking, and they're reasonably not crazy most of the time.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Most of the days.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You can stay here indefinitely.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I feel like she's in the danger zone.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Right there.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Okay, so he's drying the matrix here.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
And between about a seven and a five crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, this is your wife zone all the why No, come.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
On, you're being too ambitious here. That woman does not
pulong in the wife's zone. This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
He's got an eight. That's an eight or above? This?
This teacher or no? Is she teach no student? Yeah,
I will say less than a I'll give her seven seventh.
So let's see on the seven. She could be that
crazy and still be acceptable. She should be a five on.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'm gonna put her in the fun zone for sure.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
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on my honeymoon. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, do
what you.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Know, like a long time ago. This is what music
sounded like in Korea and then they had to fix it.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's a real Korean Yeah, this is traditional Korean folk music.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
It's called googag.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, of course it did.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, Korean traditional music is googag.
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And why is it that we're playing traditional googac Oh.
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it right up from So it's not just a clever name. No, No,
actually somebody died. So okay, the CEO of Sam Song. Wait,
what country is that in? Goriya? Yeah, there's your go
Gou you Google Google, Googak goog No, that was that's
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baby Yoda.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
No, no, baby Yoda was go What was his name?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
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Speaker 3 (13:20):
Grogu was his name?
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Grogu is alive, Right, we're talking whatever his universe is.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
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is Han. I think it's honky hon jong ye Honky.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Are you sure about no, it's not.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
A let's make it honky. What do you say?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
No, it's not honkey guys, Han jong He.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You're you're really pronouncing the Jay like Jay and John.
It might be Han might be Honky.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
No, it's not Spanish, guys, it's Korean.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
He's sixty three, well it was it was, yeah, and
he had a heart attack at sixty three.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
And just.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I don't know what the Samsung policy was on the
the you know what, you know, the job. We just
call it the you know what because people get real
sensitive about that. But we have heard that it can
cause you know, like super cancer and art attacks and
blood clots and things like that that'll just sneak up
(14:22):
on you and you'll die suddenly. Good news is if
there's you know, good news. The CEO of the Samsung
semi conductor world, they got different things. Oh yeah, they
love that. You got the car guy, you got the
you know, the TV guy, You got the semiconductor guy.
Semiconductor guy's doing a lot of business over here in
(14:45):
America building plants to make little semiconductors and stuff. And
so now that guy's gonna be the new boss.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
In South Korea, Samsung Electronics and affiliates like Samsung Displays,
Samsung SDI, and Samsung Electro Mechanics implemented an in house
vaccination program starting in July twenty twenty one. The program
offered Maderna vaccines to employees age eighteen to fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
How old was he sixty three? So then this would
have yeah, four years ago. He would fit right in there.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And they did it at their plants and research facilities
dispatch workers from partner companies. The initiative was part of
a broader effort to enhanced workplace safety.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There's no way to know. We'll never know. I mean,
you can follow the clues if you want, maybe know
some stuff, but we'll never know.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Is it possible he was just really mad about March Madness.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That might have been it.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean, who among us you know?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Was it maybe the March Madness that got him excited?
Oh yeah, I love WJ dot com. Yeah, March Madness.
That's taking a little break till Thursday.
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You know a lot of people watched March Madness basketball
over the weekend, and there were times when it sounded
a little sexual.
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Him use the ball screen. He's got a good looking stroke,
he's got an incredible place. Take it to the rim
and hammering.
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Yeah, yeah, kind of helpful. All right. So in the
world spoils. First off, we talked about this yesterday. Uh,
Tiger Woods is in love with and and and Dayton dating.
They're like crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Uh Don Trump Junior's ex wife. Oh my god, he's
stating here so hard. He makes this a sports story.
A at Tiger Woods and b Tiger Woods girlfriend Vanessa.
She's a Trump by marriage, is the mother of Kai Trump.
You might have seen her at the Republican Convention where
(17:21):
she did a little talking she also is a golfer,
and this is fun. Tiger's kids go to the same
school as Kai.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You gotta admit this is some good parenting. That woman
loves her kids so much she's willing to do anything
to get them the best golf tutor.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Could you imagine your competition.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It's competition, Charlie, Tiger's boy is gonna be playing in
a tournament against his girlfriend's daughter. They're gonna be playing
a tournament. I like golf, So I don't know if
they're gonna like get along, or if they're gonna be
you know, like you know, rivals, or how that's gonna go.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, there's no way to know till it happens.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
We're gonna find out. So that's the situation, Vanessa. They
said is forty seven Tiger forty nine, you know, so
that fit right in to the situation.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I like it. Very exciting stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Also, uh, Shane Lechler, maybe you've heard the name. If not,
you probably will soon used to be used to play
for the Aggie punter considered to be you know, pretty
good topying punter, luckily fame.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Easily my favorite punter.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Hey watch yourself. What well, everybody that might have a
favorite punter and you're all of a sudden trying to
just highlight yours.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, who's your favorite punter?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, it's funny you should ask, uh huh, I'll tell
you when sports is over.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, but it feels like it should be part of sports.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But go on, I just feel like it should. Yeah,
Shane Lugley used to be an Aggie, used to be
a Texan. I ain't gonna be an ESPN analyst. Oh man,
easily my favorite analyst. And he got a this four
year They usually don't tell you about analyst money, you know,
like they do the football players, but I guess him
being a former football player, they decided they would because
(19:13):
they got a four year, ninety million dollar deal. Is
that all shame does? Has he done anything to in
an analyst world to you know, demand that kind of money?
Well he's got what is it, gravatize? Yeah, they got
the gravitaz and Riz. He's got riz. Oh, good lord,
I didn't know about riz.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Yeah, he's got a lot of riz, I'm told.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah. Oh, and good news. The girls or ladies Sweet
sixteen is now set Sweet sixteen for what? But is
he aa tournament? Just like the boys. Sweet sixteen. Oh softball,
no is the AA tournament? March madness? Wait, went back
to the ball.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Women do March madness too?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh yeah, wow? Saw all the teams are set for
the girls had no idea. Yeah, and if you wanted
know which teams they were, you know, like ULISHU texts
people like that. You probably already know. If you're a
big fan.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, why would we even bother telling you?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And now the big reveal, Boy, I can't.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Wait to find out who it is?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Your favorite punter? Everybody has their favorite, all right, everybody
be quiet.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Billy D's talking.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Personal friend of mine name of Luke Prestridge. Maybe you've
heard of him. No, Well, he was a punter and
he played for Denver and he's got like records and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
If we asked him, would he say he's your personal friend?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Oh yeah, we're tight. We like this man.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
But like right now, if I bumped into him on
the street and I want to call him here, I'll
give you his number. Okay, go ahead, what's the phone number?
Go ahead, call him up right here. What's the area card?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well, well he lives in Houston.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Okay, so seven, one, three or eight three two. Maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, it's a good question. I normally just push the button.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You don't have him, You don't have his number memorized.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's a well the home is a two eight one,
but his cell is a seven one to three. How
about that? You have more than one number for this guy? Well,
how often are you calling this guy? This was a
long time ago when I first put the chances already.
Don't have that home number anymore. You know who does?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
And they're gonna pay him ninety million dollars to be
an ESPN analyst.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, that's not Luke's money. That's Shane Shane, remember Shane
the movie.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Those others are two different guys.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yes, two different guys.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Do you think they know each other?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, I'm sure they do. Comny hips. You can't say
God damn on the air. I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
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