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Speaker 1 (00:04):
So we're talking about naming a street in Houston, Texas
after a very famous politician. Can I read some of
his biography to you real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're not gonna tell me who it is, You gon
make me guess. Yeah, I'm a famous politician street named
for in Houston. Not one of the guys from the Alamo.
I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, no, no, but actually same time period. In eighteen
forty seven, he was involved in an effort to emancipate
a black woman, but his petition to the legislature was denied.
On February twenty thirty, eighteen forty eight, he married Marianna Bakery.
They had six children. One of the nine original members
of the Houston Public Library, chartered in eighteen forty eight,
(00:43):
David Crockett. Let's see, he was a Mason and a Presbyterian.
Served as a Mason, served as aldermen of the Fourth
Ward of Houston, Okay, not a Nickel founder and president
of the third National Bank established in Texas. One of
the incorporators of the Houston Plank Road Company, helped found
the Houston Direct Navigation Company. I'm sorry, I'm reading the
(01:05):
wrong thing. This is the guy Bagbee that they want
to take the street.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Away from it. Sounds like they already got a street
named after this guy, Bagby.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's Bagbee.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They want to change the name of Bagbee Street. George
Forman Avenue, No, why not Sylvester Turner Avenue?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Sorry? Yeah? The guy who had thought it right, the
guy whose leadership helped kill a dozen children at a
music festival called Astro World.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Remember you've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He told everybody to bring their children to a gangster
rap concert, and then kids died cause why would you
bring your young child to a gangster rap conc Yeah,
good question. Crime spiked in the city under his tenure.
He campaigned on a promise to fill potholes.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well then why don't we just name a pothole after
even be done with it? Well, now you're talking, or
maybe an entire block of pot he wants famously on
Bagbe Street.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Now you're talking. You know he once famously filled a
pothole that he created in an effort to get a
photo op. They wanted to have a picture of him
filling a pothole, so they created a pothole and then
they had him fill it up. And because it had
a nice backdrop and all the city would look and
I normally potholes aren't in places that look good. You
(02:23):
wanted this pothole somewhere that looked real nice anyway, Sylvester Turner,
I guess his dead body's done with its tour of America.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They took him up to Washington, and they took him
over to Austin, back and forth to Houston. A couple
of times he just laid in. Wait.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, if you wanted to visit his body, you missed
your chance. Remember when they took James Brown's body on tour.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, I don't specifically remember it. I wouldn't get, you know,
into it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, it's hard to get tickets today.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I do remember that it happened though. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, speaking of taking bodies on tour, JD Vance traveling
to Greenland this week.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, the the folks and who who is it thinks
they own Greenland right now, Denmark or right someplace over there.
You know, nobody knows for sure where that is. They said, Yeah,
when JD. I think his wife's going to when that
entourage gets over there, they're gonna sick polar bears on them.
(03:18):
I'll teach you. Yeah, take that the polar Bear is
an ambassador. By the way, he'll be meeting the plane
when it lands.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Boy, the world sure has changed since the eighteen hundred.
It's back in the eighteen hundreds, there was dispute over
who owned Greenland between Denmark and Norway. The Treaty of
Keel gave Denmark final control of Greenland in eighteen fourteen,
but Norway claimed the eastern section of the country. This
claim was successfully disputed in nineteen thirty three, and Denmark
had control of Greenland ever since.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is the eastern section the nice part? I guess? So, yeah,
when you look at Greenland, you know, take a good
look from them satellite photos and stuff. Good luck finding
the nice part. Sure, but I guess that's the east side.
Here's your vice president.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Hey, guys, advanced the Vice President and you know, there
was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland this Friday,
but I decided that I didn't want her to have
all that fun by herself, and so I'm going to
join her. I'm gonna visit some of our guardians in
the Space Force on the northwest coast of Greenland and
also just check out what's going on with the security
there of Greenland. As you know, it's really important. A
(04:20):
lot of other countries have threatened Greenland, have threatened to
use its territories and its waterways, to threaten the United States,
to threaten Canada, and of course to threaten the people
of Greenland. So we're going to check out how things
are going there. And I say that speaking for President Trump,
we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of
Greenland because we think it's important to protecting the security
(04:42):
of the entire world. Unfortunately, leaders in both America and
in Denmark, I think, ignored Greenland for far too long.
That's been bad for Greenland. It's also been bad for
the security of the entire world. We think we can
take things in a different direction. So I'm gonna go
check it out, all.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right, Dan, Wow, boy, he's really on of things over
there in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
He's pretty excited, huh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And now, traditional Greenland folk music, this is some of
the best. This is what they party to in Greenland.
They don't have musical instruments. They just grunt into a microphone.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's like somebody has asthma or just ran three miles.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think it's the cold weather that has that effect
on people.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Maybe every time they like that, they see that cloud
of you know, bog or whatever it is. I'm sure, yeah, yeah,
it comes at your mouth. Yeah, you could see your
breath in Greenland in July.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I imagine. I don't imagine I'll be vacationing there. But
they've got minerals.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yet they got well, like he said, the geographically located
in a good place. Keep our enemies out of for
our own safety, in the safety of the world. Yeah,
and he didn't mention it, but I got that rare
earth stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, we might need Greenland pretty soon so we could
protect Malan from Maxine Waters.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Maxine Waters says she wants to deport Malania Trump.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
He was this God's looking so closely to find those
who were born here and the parents were undocumented, maybe
out of person to get Millennia out Hello, whether or
not her parents will.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Document that bro That dementia medication she's on, it's really working.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Uh. Is she Jasmine Crockett's grandma?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Uh yeah, she's like Jasmin Crockett with more years and
less swear words.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Really, what's amazing when you hear these democrats open their
traps and start saying stuff like that. There are people
out there who are proud to say, yeah, I voted
for that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's the official congresswoman for skid Row in LA. Here's
Maxine Waters last month, by the way, in case you
missed it, she's been saying a lot of kooky stuff lately.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
The people of this country are being violated because all
of our privacy has been taken up by Elon Musk
and Trump.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And we don't know what all.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
They have on us.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What all they have on us? What where she fading
off to, Ah, We replayed it with a sound effect.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Up in a way.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I love this that. Really they gotta scare you with
Elon Musk, Like, you know he may have your bank info. Yeah,
I'm sure he does. He created PayPal.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Sure, and the one thing Elon Musk wants more than
anything is at three hundred dollars in your checking account.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh yeah, that he needs it bad, he would love it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So the gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Good time for me. I
walked in at the exact wrong moment. You freeze framed
a naked woman on your giant TV screen, and I'm
having to see Bush. I didn't expect to see that
when I walked in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, that was DFW Airport. It wasn't Bush Airport. Now
that Bush Bush Airports in Houston, DFW, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That Bush is on a young woman.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To our listeners in the Metroplex, a naked woman screamed
at your airport last weekend. Perhaps you heard attacking staff,
damaging property. Here's a problem with this. If you try
to search for this on the internet, uh huh. The
naked ladies running around airports happened so frequently, it's actually
pretty hard to find this specific story.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Even if you be very specific naked LADYFW, you have
to know it's DFW. Still you get hundreds of naked
lady reports. Then you had DFW Terminal C still hundreds
of So yeah, it's tough, but it is the most
recent we think.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, if you're wondering why people often lose their mind
at the airports, I blame Big Pharma. This is just
a theory because I don't think this used to happen
a lot. But Noway, none of the Jardian's commercials I
mean honestly, yeah, but no sets me all.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I mean, it does mean I'm not going to peel
the clothes off of nothing, not to the.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Point where you want to rip your clothes off and
like fondle yourself with a water bottle in an airport?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Where'd she put her clothes? Where do you leave your
clothes when you get stark naked at the airport.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Kate thirty two?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Just fold them up, put them in a chair. Does
she even care? Because she didn't seem to care where
she left him, because she took off just running. Booby's
just a jiggling running all over the place.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I will tell you probably part of the reason why
this happens is that this is a consequence of a
society that tries to solve all of our problems with pharmaceuticals.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Give them some pills.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This woman woke up that morning and she took at
her all because she takes it every morning. But then
she remembered she had a flight that day and it
gives her anxiety, So she popped a valume on her
way to the airport. Uh oh, and now she's speedballing.
When she got to the airport, her friend said, let's
have a cocktail before the flight.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, imagine there was some vodka involved.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Next thing you know, you're running naked through the terminal.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It looks like a tequila act, but it is the
middle of the day. They usually go tequila more towards
the evening, right, Yeah, I'm assuming drugs. They have vodka.
You have vodka with a you know, a screwdriver with
orange juice. That's a breakfast drink. You have vodka with
your bloody Mary breakfast drnks. So whatever time of day,
vodka's good for you. We used to document all these
(10:16):
we drive I'll retweet it. I'm Kenneth our webster on Twitter.
If you want to see the video, bab, is there
an actual story that goes along with the video because
it's a very long video of this naked lady And
I don't know which version you got, but they didn't
blur anything. I wish they had.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wild video shows woman wearing nothing but her shoes freaking
out in the middle of Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.
Bizarre outburst March twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, damaging property,
arrested by the It reminded us of the crazy naked
lady on the semi truck.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh you could never forget that, because once they put
a jingle to something, it's just like commercials. So you
want you sing a song about it, you'll remember it forever.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Several years ago was a national news story. But here
in our in our hometown where our flagship stations at.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
There was a crazy naked lady on a semi truck.
Traffic on two ninety was completely stuck. She was dancing
like a stripper for the world to see. Everybody taking
pictures because he never seen a crazy naked lady on
a semi truck looking like a can of biscuits ready
(11:30):
and a busting the traffic. Hella Cockers was a circle
and round, getting airreial shots of the circus on the
ground and the crazy naked lady was flipping the bird
and the police on the ground trying to arrest her down.
All the people had to stop at his stare they get.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
A picture with their phones so that.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They could share the craze and naked lady.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
On their female book. When he was alive, Chris Christofferson
regretted the fact that he didn't write that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, that is a really good song, you know, Speaking
of we were talking about the difference between what we
do and what NPR does. And I heard a song
on NPR yesterday. I cannot get this jingle out of
my hand.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They play.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
So George Floyd went out walking while black one day,
as he had done many times before. But the police
game and force George Floyd to the ground, said you
passed a phony twenty dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's not quite what happened, but okay.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Handcuff, face down. George Floyd was still black, so they
placed the knee of justice on his neck. In stifled
screens of terror, George said, I can't breathe. As the
the guers pleaded his case.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'm gonna put this on my final overdose playlist if
I ever overdose on fenyl. I want you to play
this at the funeral when I die.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We will do just that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, what'd you think of that? What'd you think of
the George flood fly?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Really awful?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
By the way, I'm sure I don't have to tell
you that was a white guy singing.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, you didn't have to tell people.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't think brothers would ever listen to music like that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't think so. No self respecting no.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No. We also watched an odd video. I'll retweet this
as well. The videos titled drugs Are Bad. It's a
woman kind of attractive, actually dressed like a superhero in
a police station having a.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's just just like the every story seems to be
about crazy women. Well, this segment of the show is
can you do right? That's there's a crazy nicked lady
at the airport. Now, crazy nicked lady running round going
why was she throwing her.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Shoes at the TV because she's on drugs bill? Yeah,
you're trying to oh, oh that show. Well, she didn't
like that TV screen much. She threw a shoe at
it two or three times. Still she busted it. Yeah,
people were actually running out of the way. They're like,
grab the kids, get out of the way. Here comes
a naked lady.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
She wasn't attacking nobody, but I guess you never know
when she might.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The weird thing about that video is it's hard to
tell because she's a a little distance away from the
person holding the phone, but not terrible looking.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, when you see you expected worse, you expected fatter. Sure,
she wasn't actually fat. She was a little soft, you know,
little She wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So skinny, but out of shape she lifts.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Nah, definitely doesn't even do aerobics.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, not pilate's body.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, yoga pants would have been good for her because
they tighten everything up. Women love those tight fitting yoga
pants that make everything look firm. But she decided no pants.
That was the way to go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Instead of yoga pants, she decided big Mac. But there
it was just shaking around, jiggling for all the world
to see.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Probably want to watch it two or three more times here,
just to make sure we didn't miss anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, I mean, we have to watch it a couple
more times at least, just to make sure, you know,
to really analyze it. I'm out as political punditions. I'm
gonna say that men are trash, but they also say that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Limit are equals men. Dulton and Johnson Radio Network
So we're talking about naming a street in Houston, Texas
after a very famous politician. Can I read some of
his biography to you real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're not gonna tell me who it is, You gon
make me guess. Yeah, I'm a famous politician street named
for in Houston. Not one of the guys from the Alamo.
I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
No, no, no, but actually same time period. In eighteen
forty seven, he was involved in an effort to emancipate
a black woman, but his petition to the legislature was denied.
On February twenty thirty, eighteen forty eight, he married Marianna Bakery.
They had six children. One of the nine original members
of the Houston Public Library, chartered in eighteen forty eight,
(00:43):
David Crockett. Let's see, he was a Mason and a Presbyterian.
Served as a Mason, served as aldermen of the Fourth
Ward of Houston, Okay, not a Nickel founder and president
of the third National Bank established in Texas. One of
the incorporators of the Houston Plank Road Company, helped found
the Houston Direct Navigation Company. I'm sorry, I'm reading the
(01:05):
wrong thing. This is the guy Bagbee that they want
to take the street.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Away from it. Sounds like they already got a street
named after this guy, Bagby.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, that's Bagbee.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They want to change the name of Bagbee Street. George
Forman Avenue, No, why not Sylvester Turner Avenue?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Sorry? Yeah? The guy who had thought it right, the
guy whose leadership helped kill a dozen children at a
music festival called Astro World.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Remember you've heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
He told everybody to bring their children to a gangster
rap concert, and then kids died cause why would you
bring your young child to a gangster rap conc Yeah,
good question. Crime spiked in the city under his tenure.
He campaigned on a promise to fill potholes.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well then why don't we just name a pothole after
even be done with it? Well, now you're talking, or
maybe an entire block of pot he wants famously on
Bagbe Street.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Now you're talking. You know he once famously filled a
pothole that he created in an effort to get a
photo op. They wanted to have a picture of him
filling a pothole, so they created a pothole and then
they had him fill it up. And because it had
a nice backdrop and all the city would look and
I normally potholes aren't in places that look good. You
(02:23):
wanted this pothole somewhere that looked real nice anyway, Sylvester Turner,
I guess his dead body's done with its tour of America.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They took him up to Washington, and they took him
over to Austin, back and forth to Houston. A couple
of times he just laid in. Wait.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, if you wanted to visit his body, you missed
your chance. Remember when they took James Brown's body on tour.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well, I don't specifically remember it. I wouldn't get, you know,
into it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, it's hard to get tickets today.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I do remember that it happened though. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, speaking of taking bodies on tour, JD Vance traveling
to Greenland this week.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, the the folks and who who is it thinks
they own Greenland right now, Denmark or right someplace over there.
You know, nobody knows for sure where that is. They said, Yeah,
when JD. I think his wife's going to when that
entourage gets over there, they're gonna sick polar bears on them.
(03:18):
I'll teach you. Yeah, take that the polar Bear is
an ambassador. By the way, he'll be meeting the plane
when it lands.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Boy, the world sure has changed since the eighteen hundred.
It's back in the eighteen hundreds, there was dispute over
who owned Greenland between Denmark and Norway. The Treaty of
Keel gave Denmark final control of Greenland in eighteen fourteen,
but Norway claimed the eastern section of the country. This
claim was successfully disputed in nineteen thirty three, and Denmark
had control of Greenland ever since.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Is the eastern section the nice part? I guess? So, yeah,
when you look at Greenland, you know, take a good
look from them satellite photos and stuff. Good luck finding
the nice part. Sure, but I guess that's the east side.
Here's your vice president.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Hey, guys, advanced the Vice President and you know, there
was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland this Friday,
but I decided that I didn't want her to have
all that fun by herself, and so I'm going to
join her. I'm gonna visit some of our guardians in
the Space Force on the northwest coast of Greenland and
also just check out what's going on with the security
there of Greenland. As you know, it's really important. A
(04:20):
lot of other countries have threatened Greenland, have threatened to
use its territories and its waterways, to threaten the United States,
to threaten Canada, and of course to threaten the people
of Greenland. So we're going to check out how things
are going there. And I say that speaking for President Trump,
we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of
Greenland because we think it's important to protecting the security
(04:42):
of the entire world. Unfortunately, leaders in both America and
in Denmark, I think, ignored Greenland for far too long.
That's been bad for Greenland. It's also been bad for
the security of the entire world. We think we can
take things in a different direction. So I'm gonna go
check it out, all.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right, Dan, Wow, boy, he's really on of things over
there in Greenland.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
He's pretty excited, huh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And now, traditional Greenland folk music, this is some of
the best. This is what they party to in Greenland.
They don't have musical instruments. They just grunt into a microphone.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's like somebody has asthma or just ran three miles.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I think it's the cold weather that has that effect
on people.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Maybe every time they like that, they see that cloud
of you know, bog or whatever it is. I'm sure, yeah, yeah,
it comes at your mouth. Yeah, you could see your
breath in Greenland in July.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I imagine. I don't imagine I'll be vacationing there. But
they've got minerals.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yet they got well, like he said, the geographically located
in a good place. Keep our enemies out of for
our own safety, in the safety of the world. Yeah,
and he didn't mention it, but I got that rare
earth stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, we might need Greenland pretty soon so we could
protect Malan from Maxine Waters.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Maxine Waters says she wants to deport Malania Trump.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
He was this God's looking so closely to find those
who were born here and the parents were undocumented, maybe
out of person to get Millennia out Hello, whether or
not her parents will.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Document that bro That dementia medication she's on, it's really working.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Uh. Is she Jasmine Crockett's grandma?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Uh yeah, she's like Jasmin Crockett with more years and
less swear words.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Really, what's amazing when you hear these democrats open their
traps and start saying stuff like that. There are people
out there who are proud to say, yeah, I voted
for that.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
She's the official congresswoman for skid Row in LA. Here's
Maxine Waters last month, by the way, in case you
missed it, she's been saying a lot of kooky stuff lately.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
The people of this country are being violated because all
of our privacy has been taken up by Elon Musk
and Trump.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And we don't know what all.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
They have on us.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What all they have on us? What where she fading
off to, Ah, We replayed it with a sound effect.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Up in a way.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I love this that. Really they gotta scare you with
Elon Musk, Like, you know he may have your bank info. Yeah,
I'm sure he does. He created PayPal.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Sure, and the one thing Elon Musk wants more than
anything is at three hundred dollars in your checking account.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh yeah, that he needs it bad, he would love it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So the gender pay gap is real, but gender isn't real?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Good time for me. I
walked in at the exact wrong moment. You freeze framed
a naked woman on your giant TV screen, and I'm
having to see Bush. I didn't expect to see that
when I walked in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
No, that was DFW Airport. It wasn't Bush Airport. Now
that Bush Bush Airports in Houston, DFW, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That Bush is on a young woman.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
To our listeners in the Metroplex, a naked woman screamed
at your airport last weekend. Perhaps you heard attacking staff,
damaging property. Here's a problem with this. If you try
to search for this on the internet, uh huh. The
naked ladies running around airports happened so frequently, it's actually
pretty hard to find this specific story.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Even if you be very specific naked LADYFW, you have
to know it's DFW. Still you get hundreds of naked
lady reports. Then you had DFW Terminal C still hundreds
of So yeah, it's tough, but it is the most
recent we think.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, if you're wondering why people often lose their mind
at the airports, I blame Big Pharma. This is just
a theory because I don't think this used to happen
a lot. But Noway, none of the Jardian's commercials I
mean honestly, yeah, but no sets me all.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I mean, it does mean I'm not going to peel
the clothes off of nothing, not to the.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Point where you want to rip your clothes off and
like fondle yourself with a water bottle in an airport?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Where'd she put her clothes? Where do you leave your
clothes when you get stark naked at the airport.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Kate thirty two?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Just fold them up, put them in a chair. Does
she even care? Because she didn't seem to care where
she left him, because she took off just running. Booby's
just a jiggling running all over the place.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I will tell you probably part of the reason why
this happens is that this is a consequence of a
society that tries to solve all of our problems with pharmaceuticals.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Give them some pills.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This woman woke up that morning and she took at
her all because she takes it every morning. But then
she remembered she had a flight that day and it
gives her anxiety, So she popped a valume on her
way to the airport. Uh oh, and now she's speedballing.
When she got to the airport, her friend said, let's
have a cocktail before the flight.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, imagine there was some vodka involved.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Next thing you know, you're running naked through the terminal.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It looks like a tequila act, but it is the
middle of the day. They usually go tequila more towards
the evening, right, Yeah, I'm assuming drugs. They have vodka.
You have vodka with a you know, a screwdriver with
orange juice. That's a breakfast drink. You have vodka with
your bloody Mary breakfast drnks. So whatever time of day,
vodka's good for you. We used to document all these
(10:16):
we drive I'll retweet it. I'm Kenneth our webster on Twitter.
If you want to see the video, bab, is there
an actual story that goes along with the video because
it's a very long video of this naked lady And
I don't know which version you got, but they didn't
blur anything. I wish they had.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wild video shows woman wearing nothing but her shoes freaking
out in the middle of Dallas Fort Worth International Airport.
Bizarre outburst March twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, damaging property,
arrested by the It reminded us of the crazy naked
lady on the semi truck.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh you could never forget that, because once they put
a jingle to something, it's just like commercials. So you
want you sing a song about it, you'll remember it forever.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Several years ago was a national news story. But here
in our in our hometown where our flagship stations at.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
There was a crazy naked lady on a semi truck.
Traffic on two ninety was completely stuck. She was dancing
like a stripper for the world to see. Everybody taking
pictures because he never seen a crazy naked lady on
a semi truck looking like a can of biscuits ready
(11:30):
and a busting the traffic. Hella Cockers was a circle
and round, getting airreial shots of the circus on the
ground and the crazy naked lady was flipping the bird
and the police on the ground trying to arrest her down.
All the people had to stop at his stare they get.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
A picture with their phones so that.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
They could share the craze and naked lady.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
On their female book. When he was alive, Chris Christofferson
regretted the fact that he didn't write that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Well, that is a really good song, you know, Speaking
of we were talking about the difference between what we
do and what NPR does. And I heard a song
on NPR yesterday. I cannot get this jingle out of
my hand.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
They play.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
So George Floyd went out walking while black one day,
as he had done many times before. But the police
game and force George Floyd to the ground, said you
passed a phony twenty dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's not quite what happened, but okay.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Handcuff, face down. George Floyd was still black, so they
placed the knee of justice on his neck. In stifled
screens of terror, George said, I can't breathe. As the
the guers pleaded his case.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'm gonna put this on my final overdose playlist if
I ever overdose on fenyl. I want you to play
this at the funeral when I die.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
We will do just that.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, what'd you think of that? What'd you think of
the George flood fly?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Really awful?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
By the way, I'm sure I don't have to tell
you that was a white guy singing.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, you didn't have to tell people.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't think brothers would ever listen to music like that.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't think so. No self respecting no.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No. We also watched an odd video. I'll retweet this
as well. The videos titled drugs Are Bad. It's a
woman kind of attractive, actually dressed like a superhero in
a police station having a.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's just just like the every story seems to be
about crazy women. Well, this segment of the show is
can you do right? That's there's a crazy nicked lady
at the airport. Now, crazy nicked lady running round going
why was she throwing her.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Shoes at the TV because she's on drugs bill? Yeah,
you're trying to oh, oh that show. Well, she didn't
like that TV screen much. She threw a shoe at
it two or three times. Still she busted it. Yeah,
people were actually running out of the way. They're like,
grab the kids, get out of the way. Here comes
a naked lady.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
She wasn't attacking nobody, but I guess you never know
when she might.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
The weird thing about that video is it's hard to
tell because she's a a little distance away from the
person holding the phone, but not terrible looking.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well, when you see you expected worse, you expected fatter. Sure,
she wasn't actually fat. She was a little soft, you know,
little She wasn't.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
So skinny, but out of shape she lifts.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Nah, definitely doesn't even do aerobics.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, not pilate's body.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
No, yoga pants would have been good for her because
they tighten everything up. Women love those tight fitting yoga
pants that make everything look firm. But she decided no pants.
That was the way to go.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Instead of yoga pants, she decided big Mac. But there
it was just shaking around, jiggling for all the world
to see.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Probably want to watch it two or three more times here,
just to make sure we didn't miss anything.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, I mean, we have to watch it a couple
more times at least, just to make sure, you know,
to really analyze it. I'm out as political punditions. I'm
gonna say that men are trash, but they also say that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
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