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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You look at music. Just make you sit up, ride
tall in the saddle, don't it? Yeah? Tall? Sure, that's
what we're doing, isn't There Is there more than one
way to ride in a saddle? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, yeah, you can go side saddle. I'm sure that's
your how you'd do it. You ever ride a horse, ginty? Sure?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But I just sat on the thing regular style. I
don't on the pommel. Yeah, the saddle. Yeah. Oh, you
didn't slide up forward and sit on. Oh you're doing
a gymnastics rap. This was a horn? Yeah? No, I
never did any of that. No, I just ride a
regular horse through Colorado at a moderate pace.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
A saddle horn and a shoehorn? But they're not Neither
one of them are horns.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, they don't blow. No, Why why do you look nothing? Nothing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Did you see Elon Musk try to get the Democrats,
the you know, the lunatic liberals uh to attack Volkswagen
and leave him alone for a while.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh, I guess I could understand why you do that, though,
because they keep accusing him of being a Nazi. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's like, you give us a little talk about you know,
the attacks on Tesla's and whatever, and he's like, hey,
if you really want to attack a Nazi car company,
there is an option for you. It's probably a little
more accurate since the Volkswagen company was started by the
(01:25):
Nazis specifically, but nobody cares. Yeah, they don't seem to
want to mess with that. FBI says they are launching
a task force to try to hunt down the people
vandalizing the vehicles. They said, but these are you know,
like what are They always said like that the loan.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Attacker they there used to be a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He was the lone wolf attacker or whatever they used
to call him. These attacks are usually just like one individual.
Doesn't seem to be a lot of chatter on the
dark web about where they're going to go next. It's
kind of just impromptu attacking. So they said, it's going
to be tough, although they do seem to be able
(02:14):
to root through video footage of thousands of people moving
through the US capital on January sixth and identifying each
and every one of them and how do they do it? Right,
where they live, what flight they took to and from
DC for the January sixth mostly peaceful protests, although they
(02:36):
don't call it that. How can they find those people?
But they can't find somebody attacking a tesla.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I think I just found a fantastically fascinating example of
history revisionism just now as you said that to me, what's.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
A vision changing history? Okay, rewriting history books. You remember
how the liberals like Elon my right up until a
couple of years ago, and then they started, you know,
he bought x Twitter, But ten years ago they loved
totally ruined Twitter, right, yeah, ten years ago they loved
Elon Musk. Vice News would be one example.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Vice News is kind of like sixty Minutes for millennials
if you don't know what that is, far left news publication,
very popular news website. At least it was, I don't
know if it still is. I was looking for the
Volkswagen thing you just mentioned, so I went to one
of my favorite websites, X and I searched for Elon
Musk and the word Volkswagen, and I made sure to
spell it right because Volkswagens are weird, you know, German
(03:33):
words are weird. And I found this article from December
twenty fifteen, how Elon Musk will punish Volkswagen for cheating,
probably stealing electric vehicle ideas. I don't know. So I
went to click the article and it no longer exists
really and.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, they don't want to say anything good about him now,
anything positive.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My first thought was, well, maybe, like you know, the
Vice News went bankrupt or it doesn't exist anymore. I
can't find the art. It's it's like it was. It
just disappeared from the internet. Did it ever?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Supply you with the quote from Elon Musk about Wilklagen yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Couldn't find it. No, I'd love to know. I'd love
to see it if if you know where it is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, they probably are hiding that as well, because they
want you to think the only Nazi car company in
the world is just Elons.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You know, I still don't like him enough to buy
an EV. If he came out with a gas powered car,
I would buy it. That'd be a cool car, wouldn't it.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If Elon Mosca, ohill get you a Tesla, Well, we'll
yank the battery off that thing and uh, we'll drop
a big old V eight in her.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What do you think? Yeah, hey, speak, where would you
put it? Yeah? The trunk obviously. Yeah, yeah, that makes
sense to me, or just get a gas generator for it.
You ever think about that? You ever heard people use
the word frunk? No, I would probably punch someone in
the face if they did that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I was thinking about that. I heard some kid
talking about because the the trunk is in the front,
they call it a fronk. What cars do that? Like
a Porsche does that? Yes, I don't know some of these.
And you know, the word trunk doesn't specify the location.
(05:17):
They don't call it a brunk because it's in the back.
It's a trunk. So whether it's in the front of
the back, why isn't it still called a trunk?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Billy And I'm with you, this is all right. I
don't want to do another second of this shown till
we get to the bottom of it. Work. We have
to get to the bottom of this. Okay, since you
brought up Doge, here's something else we just cut off
funding to. We now take you to the South Pacific,
I mean way South Pacific. I'm talking about Australia. You
ever heard of it? Prime Minister Anthony Albanize has been
(05:45):
urged to call an emergency meeting after the Trump administration
cut grants to seven Australian universities.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Now I wait, wait, wait what American money? Yeah to
Australian call.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here's my question. I want to ask you, why the
hell was my money and your money, and this guy's
money and that guy's money funding universities in Australia to
such a degree that the funding being removed ye caused
a government emergency meeting. Good question.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Why Australia is not a third world country, it's a
developed country.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why is it our job to pay for their colleges?
They don't. They have free health care and all this
other crap down there. We got to pay for that too.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Not only do we have to build a military to
protect them from Chinese invasion, it's also our responsibility.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, that ain't right to fund their university. Hell no.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Maybe when they first got started as an infant country,
maybe they needed help.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But you know, infants grow.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
They learned to stand on their own, they learn to
walk and talk, they go out and well, infants in
America don't anymore. They still live at home with their
parents when they're thirty. But still used to be countries
would grow up and they would mature and they would
be their own country. At some point, barely Australia needed
(07:07):
a little help. They're like the baby bird that the
mama has to shove out of the nest.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So it'll fly. Dude, I don't want to pay for
every university in Australia. Let them worry about that, all right.
I will see you one Australian education crisis funded by
American taxpayers, and I will raise you. Ethiopia's HIV crisis
caused by Trump's tax cuts, A cuts, they say, the
little tha.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Look, did it occur to anybody else that maybe Australia
is the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Maybe we paying for colleges all over the world. Oh
we are, but well we got to pull that back.
But the fact that we're doing it in a developed country.
Listen to this headline from the Associated Press seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I just you say developed country. That's that's like racist
code for white people.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes it's white, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't mean the
Aborigine part of the no, no, no. Listen to this
headline from the AP published early this morning, HIV sores
after a deadly war in Ethiopia's t Gray. Trump's aid
cuts aren't helping. I'm sorry, what so like Trump's causing
HIV in Ethiopia because there's a war going. What the
(08:18):
hell are you talking about? There's the war itself is
causing HIV. Blame Trump for everything, Guys. After conflicts, HIV
cases tend to rise due to healthcare disruptions. I guess
have you considered condoms? Have you considered don't have dry
sex with a stranger?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What is it if they live in a condo, they
won't get the aid?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm not I'm not sure what HIV in Ethiopia has
to do with federal income taxes that I pay in America,
they can be responsible for their own countries issues for once.
We can't fund the whole world. Is America a country
with a democracy, a representative republic? Or are we a
tax farm? And we're all the.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
We're a bank apparently, but we don't ever seem to
get the money back that we loan out.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Guys, we are thirty six thirty seven trillion dollars in debt.
We can't afford to fund HIV in Ethiopia. We can't.
That can't be on us. Everything can't be on us.
Let someone else deal with it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And you see how angry we get that we found
out about this stuff. The liberals get just as angry
when you try to put a stop to it. So
sure something's wrong with those people. Yeah, very very wrong. Yeah,
I tend to agree this.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Guy get in common is one of a fella.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Can I put in a hard day's work, put in
eleven twelve hours a day, and they ain't getting your
truck and the lace rang one or two beers.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you have to wear a seat belt when
you're driving, and CHRISI, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Be calm this country. This is the Walton and Johnson show.
I really don't want to make fun of it, cause
you know, I'm sure I agree with this woman on
most political issues. And well, let's all cute pie the
problem with patriotic music. And I know we'll get some
hate mail for this, So.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not a pro or not for Elon song. It's pro Elon, okay,
because I noticed she hasn't set her car on fire
yet for her cyber truck doesn't even have a swash
to go on a side.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I know I'm not the right demo for this because
I don't even really listen to country. Almost everything I
listened to is rock. But point, patriotic music just sucks
so much.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's all all of it, everyone, every all patriotic music
just sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
According to Ken Webster, someone wrote us an email recently,
like Kenny, how could you like Willie Nelson but not
Lee Greenwood? And I thought, I barely like Willie Nelson.
I don't know why that's not the metric. You may
have to leave the state. I get it. You don't
barely like Willy and live around here. No, I mean
(10:57):
Willie Nelson. I like for country music. I like Johnny
way Merle, you know Willie. I like the outlaw stuff.
As far as far as country, I hate. I guess
Toby Keith, Billy and Billy Had. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I'm not gonna tell you I sit around
listen to Toby Keith on my off No, No, I
(11:17):
don't know country. If you don't listen to Toby and
Randy Billy Had, I don't know country. He doesn't want
to know country. Don't you get that? That's the point.
This is what I listened to put Awakes when I'm alone,
Not that this is to me, you're.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Gonna have to move out of the state if you
keep that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, this is this is good Texas music to me.
These are the cowboys from Hell. They're from Dallas Fort
where right. This is that's Texas music to me. The
problem is if like Pantera came out with a song
about how they love Elon Musk, I bet it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Would also suck. I imagine the pro Elon Musk song
there probably set some liberals off and they might out
be out doing damage now because you played it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I mean, the woman that wrote that song seems talented.
She's a lovely woman. She's very listen to this wife,
homeschool mom, tesla and comedy lover. I bet I agree
with her on everything. Was that her in the video?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, that's uh. She never did turn around. I couldn't
see how that look.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Alexandra Basher has a new song out today called thank
You Elon Musk, and I just I want to like
it anyway. I didn't mean to like rip on her
or take a dump on her work or whatever, but
it's just.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not your style. It's not your go to preference in
musical taste.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's not. But you know, she seems like a sweet woman.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So if anyone say it's not my taste without having to,
you know, be so horribly, you know, Crockett style, mean
and insulting to people.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
My disability is that there's no filter between this mouth
and this brain. That's my disability. I deserve money from
the government. Ah, there you go. I will say this.
As much as I don't like patriotic right wing music,
I love patriotic right wing comedy. I think I think
right wing, right leaning comedians. There's so much funny stuff
going on right now. Segue on what is it here?
(13:03):
We have a show coming up. I don't know if
you guys have heard what kind of show. We got
a show going on right now. We're gonna be in
New Orleans April eighteenth Friday, April eighteenth at Southport Hall.
I've been there before, two hundred Monticello Avenue in New Orleans.
Me Chad Prather and Jesse Peyton. It's called the Right
Side of Comedy, the Gulf of America Tour and Mo
(13:23):
Bullers is funny, that's for sure. And tickets are available
right now. It's thirty nine dollars thirty nine ninety five.
That's how much we're thirty nine to fifty. Sorry, and
I actually just posted a link to my ex account.
I guarantee the cells out that show's coming up in so.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Chad and Jesse. They they split the thirty nine and
you get the fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's correct. Yeah, that's how it works. I'm actually there.
You know, they're stand up comedians. I do a little
I'm gonna do a little stand up, but I'm basically
the host and that's gonna be a lot of fun.
As invite the Hawk to a girl, she did not
accept our invitation.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I'm shocked because she is a you know, it's been
so long since she was in the news for six
or eight minutes, and her fifteen's not up.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
She is making a comeback now, Okay. Well, part of
the reason why her career as whatever it is she is,
was she's got a documentary in the works. Now. She
humiliated herself with the crypto thing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Documentary on a girl that was in the news for
a fifteen second video clip.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, what else is she busy doing? Well selling crypto.
When a Dalist celebrity wants to end their career, they
should put out a meme coin if you yeah, that
should be the notice if you created your own crypto currency.
Someone asked us recently, how come you guys don't have
a ten percenter coin because we respect our audience? Uh huh,
(14:48):
never go fullhock toua. It just happened with the R
word finder the what now? Thank you for asking? Recently
a new social media account on x appeared called our
word Finder, And can I just say what the R
word is? Just for context here the account's called and
forgive me for explaining it, but it's maybe we should
call it bitarded, the be tarted finder.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, see that's not offensive someone yet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It'll be Someone recently discovered a very easy way to
accumulate a lot of followers on x. Is it naked create?
Well that obviously someone creating an account called I Find
I'm going to say it retards, sorry, and it's called
the R word Finder, right, And all they do is
find stupid people that have said dumb things, usually someone
with a big following like Dylan mulvany or you know,
(15:38):
Eric Swallwell, and then they reply to the post where
they said something dumb and they go found one. And
this worked so well in a matter of months since December,
this person's accumulated six hundred and sixty two thousand followers,
and are they all retarded?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think people are following it because they want to
see what the person is going to discover. That will
be dumb. The account's only following three hundred things and
it's all left wing accounts and stuff like that. Huh.
But anyway, so the you know what hit the fan yesterday?
They jumped the shark when the R word Finder released
their own meme coin. And look, it's a coin, a
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crypto coin where the logo looks like a person with
genetic deformities.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It got a mouth that's kind of sideways, like ooh
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's rude. If you bought it, rude. If you bought
the hawk to a coin, if you bought the R
word Finder coin, don't you kind of deserve to lose
your money? I mean, you know, how do you feel
sorry for these people? I know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
The HOWK to a Girl documentary, this is what they wrote,
serves as both an inspiring and entertaining story of Hayley,
that's the girl's journey, and a lens into what it
means to navigate the risks and the rewards that come
with living in the public eye. This woman went from
(16:57):
completely unknown with really no oh you know, social media
presence at all, to instantly becoming well the single most
I don't know if it's popular, but you know, noticeable woman.
They talk about the fact that she s from a
small town, not on you know, social media much created
(17:22):
this moment that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Turned into a global phenomenon. So we have to have
a movie about it. She claims now that it was
a joke, but when you go back and watch the
original video, I kind of wonder if she was kidding
or if that's just how crass.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That she was.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I will say this, there she is though. I mean,
she's cute. You got no problem with that? Do you know?
She's a pretty girl? You know obviously that was never
the question. You want her to hawk a little on you.
I don't know, because then you wonder where she's been,
you know, do you know I'm at a point in life.
I'm forty two years old, and somehow, like kind she
should wonder where you've been. Well, that's the thing. Somehow
(17:58):
I've managed to never have any all serious consequences from
all my womanizing and uh oh never you know what
I mean? I never had like a thing where I
had to run to the doctor, and I'd really like
to keep it that way at this point in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, no Q tips inserted and very tiny locations you
never needed it. No, that that's probably for the best,
I guess coming up with the drill told.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Us about that one time. And oh, coming up with
your own crypto coin is kind of like making a
documentary about your fifteen minute career. It's a pretty nothing.
Don't worry about no, let him in, bring him in here.
What do you say about me? He was talking about
how you told us about a test you had to
take once.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I know, the Q tip test a treatment for an area.
Oh no, that wasn't me. That was a pod in
no mind told me about that. That wouldn't me as well.
I don't dabble with that kind of dribble, but uh yeah,
the Q tip right up to the old You know,
it is a part of your body where you expect
something to come out, not to go in exit only.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Generally that's the case. If that's what that part of
your body is designed for, it sounds painful to violate
the rules that God created for it.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know, some people find that annoying and some don't.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, I mean obviously you take Onbradge with what we're
talking about right now, Well not in all things that
you talk about.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What's who's the gay equivalent of Hawktua Girl or Jasmine
Crockett or whatever, like, who's that?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I hope we don't have one of those. Who's the
person that's just famous for being stupid, but so famous
that they get a crypto coin in a seat in
Congress in their own documentary. That sounds like AOC.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah, I just kind of getting common when a philla
can I put in a hard day's work, put in
eleven twelve hours a day, and they ain't getting you
truck in the lace rang one or two beers.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you can't, you have to wear a seat
belt when you're driving.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And Chris, I'm gonna become this country. This is the
Walton and Johnson Show.
You look at music. Just make you sit up, ride
tall in the saddle, don't it? Yeah? Tall? Sure, that's
what we're doing, isn't There Is there more than one
way to ride in a saddle? I didn't.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh, yeah, you can go side saddle. I'm sure that's
your how you'd do it. You ever ride a horse, ginty? Sure?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
But I just sat on the thing regular style. I
don't on the pommel. Yeah, the saddle. Yeah. Oh, you
didn't slide up forward and sit on. Oh you're doing
a gymnastics rap. This was a horn? Yeah? No, I
never did any of that. No, I just ride a
regular horse through Colorado at a moderate pace.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
A saddle horn and a shoehorn? But they're not Neither
one of them are horns.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, they don't blow. No, Why why do you look nothing? Nothing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Did you see Elon Musk try to get the Democrats,
the you know, the lunatic liberals uh to attack Volkswagen
and leave him alone for a while.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh, I guess I could understand why you do that, though,
because they keep accusing him of being a Nazi. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's like, you give us a little talk about you know,
the attacks on Tesla's and whatever, and he's like, hey,
if you really want to attack a Nazi car company,
there is an option for you. It's probably a little
more accurate since the Volkswagen company was started by the
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Nazis specifically, but nobody cares. Yeah, they don't seem to
want to mess with that. FBI says they are launching
a task force to try to hunt down the people
vandalizing the vehicles. They said, but these are you know,
like what are They always said like that the loan.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Attacker they there used to be a thing.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
He was the lone wolf attacker or whatever they used
to call him. These attacks are usually just like one individual.
Doesn't seem to be a lot of chatter on the
dark web about where they're going to go next. It's
kind of just impromptu attacking. So they said, it's going
to be tough, although they do seem to be able
(02:14):
to root through video footage of thousands of people moving
through the US capital on January sixth and identifying each
and every one of them and how do they do it? Right,
where they live, what flight they took to and from
DC for the January sixth mostly peaceful protests, although they
(02:36):
don't call it that. How can they find those people?
But they can't find somebody attacking a tesla.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I think I just found a fantastically fascinating example of
history revisionism just now as you said that to me, what's.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
A vision changing history? Okay, rewriting history books. You remember
how the liberals like Elon my right up until a
couple of years ago, and then they started, you know,
he bought x Twitter, But ten years ago they loved
totally ruined Twitter, right, yeah, ten years ago they loved
Elon Musk. Vice News would be one example.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Vice News is kind of like sixty Minutes for millennials
if you don't know what that is, far left news publication,
very popular news website. At least it was, I don't
know if it still is. I was looking for the
Volkswagen thing you just mentioned, so I went to one
of my favorite websites, X and I searched for Elon
Musk and the word Volkswagen, and I made sure to
spell it right because Volkswagens are weird, you know, German
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words are weird. And I found this article from December
twenty fifteen, how Elon Musk will punish Volkswagen for cheating,
probably stealing electric vehicle ideas. I don't know. So I
went to click the article and it no longer exists
really and.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh, they don't want to say anything good about him now,
anything positive.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My first thought was, well, maybe, like you know, the
Vice News went bankrupt or it doesn't exist anymore. I
can't find the art. It's it's like it was. It
just disappeared from the internet. Did it ever?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Supply you with the quote from Elon Musk about Wilklagen yesterday.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Couldn't find it. No, I'd love to know. I'd love
to see it if if you know where it is.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well, they probably are hiding that as well, because they
want you to think the only Nazi car company in
the world is just Elons.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You know, I still don't like him enough to buy
an EV. If he came out with a gas powered car,
I would buy it. That'd be a cool car, wouldn't it.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
If Elon Mosca, ohill get you a Tesla, Well, we'll
yank the battery off that thing and uh, we'll drop
a big old V eight in her.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What do you think? Yeah, hey, speak, where would you
put it? Yeah? The trunk obviously. Yeah, yeah, that makes
sense to me, or just get a gas generator for it.
You ever think about that? You ever heard people use
the word frunk? No, I would probably punch someone in
the face if they did that.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, I was thinking about that. I heard some kid
talking about because the the trunk is in the front,
they call it a fronk. What cars do that? Like
a Porsche does that? Yes, I don't know some of these.
And you know, the word trunk doesn't specify the location.
(05:17):
They don't call it a brunk because it's in the back.
It's a trunk. So whether it's in the front of
the back, why isn't it still called a trunk?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Billy And I'm with you, this is all right. I
don't want to do another second of this shown till
we get to the bottom of it. Work. We have
to get to the bottom of this. Okay, since you
brought up Doge, here's something else we just cut off
funding to. We now take you to the South Pacific,
I mean way South Pacific. I'm talking about Australia. You
ever heard of it? Prime Minister Anthony Albanize has been
(05:45):
urged to call an emergency meeting after the Trump administration
cut grants to seven Australian universities.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Now I wait, wait, wait what American money? Yeah to
Australian call.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Here's my question. I want to ask you, why the
hell was my money and your money, and this guy's
money and that guy's money funding universities in Australia to
such a degree that the funding being removed ye caused
a government emergency meeting. Good question.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Why Australia is not a third world country, it's a
developed country.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why is it our job to pay for their colleges?
They don't. They have free health care and all this
other crap down there. We got to pay for that too.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Not only do we have to build a military to
protect them from Chinese invasion, it's also our responsibility.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
No, that ain't right to fund their university. Hell no.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Maybe when they first got started as an infant country,
maybe they needed help.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
But you know, infants grow.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
They learned to stand on their own, they learn to
walk and talk, they go out and well, infants in
America don't anymore. They still live at home with their
parents when they're thirty. But still used to be countries
would grow up and they would mature and they would
be their own country. At some point, barely Australia needed
(07:07):
a little help. They're like the baby bird that the
mama has to shove out of the nest.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So it'll fly. Dude, I don't want to pay for
every university in Australia. Let them worry about that, all right.
I will see you one Australian education crisis funded by
American taxpayers, and I will raise you. Ethiopia's HIV crisis
caused by Trump's tax cuts, A cuts, they say, the
little tha.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Look, did it occur to anybody else that maybe Australia
is the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Maybe we paying for colleges all over the world. Oh
we are, but well we got to pull that back.
But the fact that we're doing it in a developed country.
Listen to this headline from the Associated Press seconds ago.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I just you say developed country. That's that's like racist
code for white people.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yes it's white, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't mean the
Aborigine part of the no, no, no. Listen to this
headline from the AP published early this morning, HIV sores
after a deadly war in Ethiopia's t Gray. Trump's aid
cuts aren't helping. I'm sorry, what so like Trump's causing
HIV in Ethiopia because there's a war going. What the
(08:18):
hell are you talking about? There's the war itself is
causing HIV. Blame Trump for everything, Guys. After conflicts, HIV
cases tend to rise due to healthcare disruptions. I guess
have you considered condoms? Have you considered don't have dry
sex with a stranger?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What is it if they live in a condo, they
won't get the aid?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm not I'm not sure what HIV in Ethiopia has
to do with federal income taxes that I pay in America,
they can be responsible for their own countries issues for once.
We can't fund the whole world. Is America a country
with a democracy, a representative republic? Or are we a
tax farm? And we're all the.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
We're a bank apparently, but we don't ever seem to
get the money back that we loan out.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Guys, we are thirty six thirty seven trillion dollars in debt.
We can't afford to fund HIV in Ethiopia. We can't.
That can't be on us. Everything can't be on us.
Let someone else deal with it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And you see how angry we get that we found
out about this stuff. The liberals get just as angry
when you try to put a stop to it. So
sure something's wrong with those people. Yeah, very very wrong. Yeah,
I tend to agree this.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Guy get in common is one of a fella.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Can I put in a hard day's work, put in
eleven twelve hours a day, and they ain't getting your
truck and the lace rang one or two beers.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you have to wear a seat belt when
you're driving, and CHRISI, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Be calm this country. This is the Walton and Johnson show.
I really don't want to make fun of it, cause
you know, I'm sure I agree with this woman on
most political issues. And well, let's all cute pie the
problem with patriotic music. And I know we'll get some
hate mail for this, So.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Not a pro or not for Elon song. It's pro Elon, okay,
because I noticed she hasn't set her car on fire
yet for her cyber truck doesn't even have a swash
to go on a side.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I know I'm not the right demo for this because
I don't even really listen to country. Almost everything I
listened to is rock. But point, patriotic music just sucks
so much.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's all all of it, everyone, every all patriotic music
just sucks.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
According to Ken Webster, someone wrote us an email recently,
like Kenny, how could you like Willie Nelson but not
Lee Greenwood? And I thought, I barely like Willie Nelson.
I don't know why that's not the metric. You may
have to leave the state. I get it. You don't
barely like Willy and live around here. No, I mean
(10:57):
Willie Nelson. I like for country music. I like Johnny
way Merle, you know Willie. I like the outlaw stuff.
As far as far as country, I hate. I guess
Toby Keith, Billy and Billy Had. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I'm not gonna tell you I sit around
listen to Toby Keith on my off No, No, I
(11:17):
don't know country. If you don't listen to Toby and
Randy Billy Had, I don't know country. He doesn't want
to know country. Don't you get that? That's the point.
This is what I listened to put Awakes when I'm alone,
Not that this is to me, you're.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Gonna have to move out of the state if you
keep that.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, this is this is good Texas music to me.
These are the cowboys from Hell. They're from Dallas Fort
where right. This is that's Texas music to me. The
problem is if like Pantera came out with a song
about how they love Elon Musk, I bet it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Would also suck. I imagine the pro Elon Musk song
there probably set some liberals off and they might out
be out doing damage now because you played it.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I mean, the woman that wrote that song seems talented.
She's a lovely woman. She's very listen to this wife,
homeschool mom, tesla and comedy lover. I bet I agree
with her on everything. Was that her in the video?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, that's uh. She never did turn around. I couldn't
see how that look.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Alexandra Basher has a new song out today called thank
You Elon Musk, and I just I want to like
it anyway. I didn't mean to like rip on her
or take a dump on her work or whatever, but
it's just.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Not your style. It's not your go to preference in
musical taste.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's not. But you know, she seems like a sweet woman.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So if anyone say it's not my taste without having to,
you know, be so horribly, you know, Crockett style, mean
and insulting to people.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
My disability is that there's no filter between this mouth
and this brain. That's my disability. I deserve money from
the government. Ah, there you go. I will say this.
As much as I don't like patriotic right wing music,
I love patriotic right wing comedy. I think I think
right wing, right leaning comedians. There's so much funny stuff
going on right now. Segue on what is it here?
(13:03):
We have a show coming up. I don't know if
you guys have heard what kind of show. We got
a show going on right now. We're gonna be in
New Orleans April eighteenth Friday, April eighteenth at Southport Hall.
I've been there before, two hundred Monticello Avenue in New Orleans.
Me Chad Prather and Jesse Peyton. It's called the Right
Side of Comedy, the Gulf of America Tour and Mo
(13:23):
Bullers is funny, that's for sure. And tickets are available
right now. It's thirty nine dollars thirty nine ninety five.
That's how much we're thirty nine to fifty. Sorry, and
I actually just posted a link to my ex account.
I guarantee the cells out that show's coming up in so.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Chad and Jesse. They they split the thirty nine and
you get the fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's correct. Yeah, that's how it works. I'm actually there.
You know, they're stand up comedians. I do a little
I'm gonna do a little stand up, but I'm basically
the host and that's gonna be a lot of fun.
As invite the Hawk to a girl, she did not
accept our invitation.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I'm shocked because she is a you know, it's been
so long since she was in the news for six
or eight minutes, and her fifteen's not up.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
She is making a comeback now, Okay. Well, part of
the reason why her career as whatever it is she is,
was she's got a documentary in the works. Now. She
humiliated herself with the crypto thing.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Documentary on a girl that was in the news for
a fifteen second video clip.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, what else is she busy doing? Well selling crypto.
When a Dalist celebrity wants to end their career, they
should put out a meme coin if you yeah, that
should be the notice if you created your own crypto currency.
Someone asked us recently, how come you guys don't have
a ten percenter coin because we respect our audience? Uh huh,
(14:48):
never go fullhock toua. It just happened with the R
word finder the what now? Thank you for asking? Recently
a new social media account on x appeared called our
word Finder, And can I just say what the R
word is? Just for context here the account's called and
forgive me for explaining it, but it's maybe we should
call it bitarded, the be tarted finder.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, see that's not offensive someone yet.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It'll be Someone recently discovered a very easy way to
accumulate a lot of followers on x. Is it naked create?
Well that obviously someone creating an account called I Find
I'm going to say it retards, sorry, and it's called
the R word Finder, right, And all they do is
find stupid people that have said dumb things, usually someone
with a big following like Dylan mulvany or you know,
(15:38):
Eric Swallwell, and then they reply to the post where
they said something dumb and they go found one. And
this worked so well in a matter of months since December,
this person's accumulated six hundred and sixty two thousand followers,
and are they all retarded?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think people are following it because they want to
see what the person is going to discover. That will
be dumb. The account's only following three hundred things and
it's all left wing accounts and stuff like that. Huh.
But anyway, so the you know what hit the fan yesterday?
They jumped the shark when the R word Finder released
their own meme coin. And look, it's a coin, a
(16:14):
crypto coin where the logo looks like a person with
genetic deformities.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
It got a mouth that's kind of sideways, like ooh
like that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's rude. If you bought it, rude. If you bought
the hawk to a coin, if you bought the R
word Finder coin, don't you kind of deserve to lose
your money? I mean, you know, how do you feel
sorry for these people? I know?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
The HOWK to a Girl documentary, this is what they wrote,
serves as both an inspiring and entertaining story of Hayley,
that's the girl's journey, and a lens into what it
means to navigate the risks and the rewards that come
with living in the public eye. This woman went from
(16:57):
completely unknown with really no oh you know, social media
presence at all, to instantly becoming well the single most
I don't know if it's popular, but you know, noticeable woman.
They talk about the fact that she s from a
small town, not on you know, social media much created
(17:22):
this moment that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Turned into a global phenomenon. So we have to have
a movie about it. She claims now that it was
a joke, but when you go back and watch the
original video, I kind of wonder if she was kidding
or if that's just how crass.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That she was.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I will say this, there she is though. I mean,
she's cute. You got no problem with that? Do you know?
She's a pretty girl? You know obviously that was never
the question. You want her to hawk a little on you.
I don't know, because then you wonder where she's been,
you know, do you know I'm at a point in life.
I'm forty two years old, and somehow, like kind she
should wonder where you've been. Well, that's the thing. Somehow
(17:58):
I've managed to never have any all serious consequences from
all my womanizing and uh oh never you know what
I mean? I never had like a thing where I
had to run to the doctor, and I'd really like
to keep it that way at this point in my life.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
No, no Q tips inserted and very tiny locations you
never needed it. No, that that's probably for the best,
I guess coming up with the drill told.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Us about that one time. And oh, coming up with
your own crypto coin is kind of like making a
documentary about your fifteen minute career. It's a pretty nothing.
Don't worry about no, let him in, bring him in here.
What do you say about me? He was talking about
how you told us about a test you had to
take once.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I know, the Q tip test a treatment for an area.
Oh no, that wasn't me. That was a pod in
no mind told me about that. That wouldn't me as well.
I don't dabble with that kind of dribble, but uh yeah,
the Q tip right up to the old You know,
it is a part of your body where you expect
something to come out, not to go in exit only.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Generally that's the case. If that's what that part of
your body is designed for, it sounds painful to violate
the rules that God created for it.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know, some people find that annoying and some don't.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, I mean obviously you take Onbradge with what we're
talking about right now, Well not in all things that
you talk about.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
What's who's the gay equivalent of Hawktua Girl or Jasmine
Crockett or whatever, like, who's that?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I hope we don't have one of those. Who's the
person that's just famous for being stupid, but so famous
that they get a crypto coin in a seat in
Congress in their own documentary. That sounds like AOC.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yeah, I just kind of getting common when a philla
can I put in a hard day's work, put in
eleven twelve hours a day, and they ain't getting you
truck in the lace rang one or two beers.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you can't, you have to wear a seat
belt when you're driving.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And Chris, I'm gonna become this country. This is the
Walton and Johnson Show.
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