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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta tell you I had a black pill moment
yesterday while I was discussing this Wall Street Journal article
about marriage.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you thinking an American pill? That's good? No, you're right.
I thought it was a red pill moment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Red pills when you become a right winger, Blue pills
when you become a left winger.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Black pill is when you're in American pill.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You're so pessimistic about the world that you don't take
a side anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh and that's you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Now. There's an article in the Wall Street Journal and
it's talking about how women are earning more money now,
and when women earn more money, you know, a limit, deleting,
destroying that so called gender pay gap, they no longer
want to get married.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Really, And I'm my friend's explaining, once a woman has
her own money, you don't want to get married. Which
does that tell you why they do want to get married?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well? Mm hmm, that's what they football, Hey me me
your hands, You got to do your hands? Yeah, yeah, no,
you got it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, the article was saying that when women earn more money,
they're less likely to get married, and I was surprised
by that. They also pointed out how Generally, even when
a woman is earning a lot of money, she might
still want to get married, but only to a guy
that earns more than her. And I challenge that because
I get the impression that there's a lot of OnlyFans
models out there with with with a deadbeat boyfriend. He's
(01:20):
probably the drug dealer or the drug picker upper. Okay,
but that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We like ap peel. That's not real life. The peel. Yeah,
it could be the pimp. Yeah. My friend said something
to me that really knocked me on my ass.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
He said, I think does any women on only fans
that don't know they own only fans? And a dude
set the page up, took the pictures, said you said
just for me, baby, and it put the pictures.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On on of it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If not revenge porn, there's about to be. I don't
know how it works. I think you have to prove
your ID.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've never signed up for only fans. Well, if I
say I'm a woman, I'm a woman, don't they check it?
The new rule, don't they? You got to believe me
when I say it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They must look at your driver's license or something to
determine if you're an adult, right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't know, you think the only fans people all
go down to an office somewhere and prove their idea,
or you could just take a picture of it and
send it on. But if you can take a picture
of her, you know area, you can probably get her
a driver's license too.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, well maybe you're onto something there, but that's not
what we're here to talk about. Though.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Kenny had a perfectly good story rolling, and you'll just
interrupted him and don't. I don't know if if you
don't step up and take up for yourself, Kenny, I
will because I don't like that interrupting stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Thank you, Billy, I, that's very kind going. What's your
story now? Sure? Is there anything else you want to say?
What was it you were talking about? Equality? Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My friend points something out to me yesterday based on
this Wall Street Journal article about marriage and income levels,
and it really it put me in a pessimistic mood.
Oh that's right. You're a black built, he says to me.
And I'll never be able to get this out of
my head. Oh God, For a lot of modern women
with professional careers, equality would be a step down.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
We've said that for years.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Why would women fight so hard to be equal to men?
Because that's a step backwards for the woman's movement, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bro That blew my mind. I've been thinking about that
all night. I've been thinking about it all morning. A
quality would be a step down. What chance do we
have men are still expected to do adhere to the
gender standards of the late eighteen hundreds, Women not so much.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You mean when men could slap a woman because she
was hysterical and everybody applauded it. That's not the kind
of thing we need to see today, no, mister Kenneth.
Not that I'm talking about the financial stuff. And don't
get me wrong, I don't mind paying for the date
or rent, or the mortgage or dinner or what. It
doesn't bother me at all. But it's the fact that
there is now a dating standard where the woman is
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going to go out and earn more money and then
still expect It's just very unsettling, you know what I mean.
So you'd like a little more equality on the financial
side of date.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Actually, no, I still want to pay for stuff. I
just want you to say yes sir and thank you
once in a while. Not you, but sir, you want
your date to call you sir?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Honestly, at this point, i'd be better than what I'm getting.
What do they call you now? Nothing? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh poor, I'm fine going without for what two whole
days now or something.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's starting to build up. I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, I'm fine, but I did. But the lady that
through the dog birthday party did dump me recently.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh howd she do it?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She calls me up and said, I feel like we're
going in different directions in our life.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I was like, we have a non committal relationship where
we're physically intimate with each other.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
One that says she's not your girlfriend, and how did
you break up? Repeatedly told me that, yeah, she's not
your girlfriend. How did you break up? That's a great question,
you see my point?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right? Yeah, no, you're right, Yeah, you can't dump someone
if you wait it is. This is National Women's Month. Sure,
that's sure.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You want to be, you know, dogging women, tearing into
women about their they're ways doing. Trump's gonna give a
talk today about the greatness of women on National Women's Month,
and here you are tearing them down.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
See that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Nobody loves women more than me, and nobody's trying to
keep them from tearing themselves down.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Didn't you just say equality to be a step down?
That's what try to prevent women from taking that step.
That's all we are about.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm with you, you know what I mean. I happen
to do it, but ye don't get me wrong, I'll
be fine. This isn't about me trying to get sympathy.
It's this article in the Wall Street Journal, and that's
crazy to me. It is crazy. Equality is a step down.
That's insane because you know, you know, I'm fine, right,
I'm tall and handsome and good looking, and on them,
I'm on the most popular morning show in America.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's see what she means now by hitting different directions, Yes,
you're still thinking and you're tall and handsome and all that,
and she's apparently thinking the opposite.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Don't you know what else was weird about it. I'm
not used to I'm not used to getting dumped. I
will say you're not short. I will give you that,
thank you very much. I'm not used to getting dumb.
But this was an older woman that would talk to
me about how she's pre menopausele and what she was
a cougar. Yeah. It was like, huh pre menopausele. I
was like, how does that work? And then she started
talking to me about woman stuff and I was like, never,
(06:14):
huh uh.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, this goes back to my original goal in life.
I want to be a grandpa. I don't want to
be a dad, you know what I mean I do.
I don't want the marriage part of it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And you just adopt a grandchild? Yeah, can you do that?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean you can adopt kids. Why can't you just
say this is my grandchild. I adopted her.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's what I want to do. There, you go.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But then I need someone else to play the role
the mom and dad that that child will hate. And
then they come over to my house and we like
watch Jeopardy and eat Cheetos together, Like, what's going on
with you?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Mom and dad's a jerich. I'm like, I know when
I was raising them, they were terrible. They never listened
to me.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sure, there's some way we can work this out.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
We'll look into it, because this is America, and if
you have a dream, it should come true because that's America.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, you know, we thought.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We never thought we'd get Susan Summers back, and now
we have her, so you're right, we san Suzanne Summers.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, what did I say, Susan, Susan, I know who
you meant, but some people might not know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Suzanne Summers is back. Guy, she's back in the poster. No, no, no,
they I know she died in twenty twenty three year
aware but they but now she's back as AI.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She was the butt blaster lady, right, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, and there's no way the thigh Master did any
of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay, master whatever butt blaster half blasts thigh masts.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't know, tell me anything. This is in poor taste.
I can guarantee you it is.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Her husband teamed up with the Robotics company and they
made an AI robot twin of her. It mimics both
her voice and her speech patterns using the recordings and
footage of her.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I know that's probably the new normal that we're gonna
have to get used to someday, but I'm probably not
gonna get used to. No recreating dead people.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I have a video. I don't even like the
holograms of you know, like Whitney Houston or whoever. Oh yeah,
they've ruined Tupocke, didn't they belly? Yeah? Hey uh two?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
But never mind anyway, It mimics her voice and her
speech patterns saying here they are presenting it at an event.
Anything to you? Of course?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Alan Mann was my husband in fifty years, my farder
and everything, her life to love and who shares so
many beautiful mems to do you have a favorite, y muss?
What's your favorite? Well, there are so many.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
One of my favorites is when Alan and I were
fielding the cookie segment together a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We had a little misack with the bladder. It's pointless
to hear her, bro it looks nothing like her.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
She's standing there on stage the robot with her little
you know, pantyhose and her little skirt and stuff. And
I know you're probably thinking the same thing I am.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
How creepy that is? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Her?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I wonder what's under that skirt? Aren't you wondering?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We know what you want to do? You want to
see what she's out under there? I mean, how accurate
was this robot builder? It does look like a sex robot.
I agree with her husband was in on the project,
so you should know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Her husband claims it was her idea and they had
a long range Mark Range talking tour in a no
that this is her idea before she died four she
left word, I guess and her other idea is to
get a robot version of her and John Ritter together
to do additional episodes of Three's Company.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Now Here, here's where this gets crazy. I know what
you're thinking. Joyce DeWitt is still alive, guys, Yes, she
could be on the new show. Do you know what
Joyce DeWitt's doing right now? Nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She's signing autographs at a county fair somewhere in rural Iowa.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what she's always doing, and praying that the story
is true the N word. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show. You can't get that George Flight song out
of your head, now, can you. That's all I can
think about. That's it? Which one was the George Try
(10:01):
to play it again? No? Probably not? Yeah, I didn't
think you would. Please don't. There's the old white guy
singing about his white guilt. Oh yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, you know, if you ever miss a minute of
the show, there's a lot of funny stuff that happens.
In fact, I'll tell you I think a lot of
the best stuff happens early in the morning that some.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
People miss it, and there's I guess there's just no
way to go back and recapture that that lightning strike
is over and there's there's.
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Speaker 2 (10:49):
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Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know, we were talking about love and marriage and
relationships in the last segment, and we really left out
a golden opportunity to tell you how sometimes love does win. Yeah,
you know who's back together? Or maybe they were never
really a part.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm thinking they probably never was a poet in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But they said they was Fanny Willis and Nathan Wade.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Fanny will from Georgia. Yeah, the prosecutor from Fulton County.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, and she hired her her boyfriend, who was apparently
not a very good lawyer, to be a lawyer on
the case or something.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I don't know a lot about what women want, but
I will tell you. There's this camera shot of the
two of them walking through a shopping mall together.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
They're going shopping. They do not.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Look like equals to me. How do you mean equals? Well,
he's tall, he's fit, he's in good shape. She's like
a can I it's Oneman's month. I don't want to
she's less. He does not look like she is in
the same shape and aesthetically speaking, again, I'm not attracted
to men, But if I had to guess if the
two of them are equals, I would think he could
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do better than her.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But she got power.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But men are not attracted to that. Did Jenny not
all me? And maybe that that's the one man of
the youth. Maybe he needed something, you know, to kick
his law career off a little bit better. So maybe
he got to spend some time with his girl. Well
that yes, one hundred percent of power.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can't he does? Somebody help you in your career.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
They got power, But that doesn't mean he's sexually attracting
you now, and that might not stick. Gerrilla.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Now she got the power to hopefully keep him out
of jail if she can keep her own ass out
to jail.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I got this friend who claims that she knows a
male escort. Didn't they already find her guilty? We just
talked about her earlier this week.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Fanny Willis that she was found guilty of whatever it
is she was guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She got fined fifty thousand dollars. There you go, And
at Georgia sena committee is now pushing for subpoena and
for the DA Willis probe fifty four thousand dollars for
violating open records along the Trump case. All right, Dan,
But but my other point is, I know a woman
who claims she knows a male escort, and she was
describing to me how he could perform for any of
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his clients because he could always find something he was
attracted about up two And as she was explaining this me,
I thought, I could never do that for a living.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Every woman is beautiful, right, yeah, tell you a story
walkin poal goes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We've seen a few that ain't. And also apparently some
of his clients are men.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh yeah, right, exactly, Well okay then, but still, you know,
and she was trying to explain to me how he's
not gay.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I was like, hang on a second. If this guy
has sex with dudes for money, he's gay. He's that's gay.
Come on, there's no.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Sex for women with money, so that he's not gay.
Bisexual is bisexually paid?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Okay? But not straight? Do we agree? Not straight at least?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean no? Okay? And Fanny wellis his boyfriend, Nathan Wade.
If he's willing to do that for money, imagine what else?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Well are you imagining it now? I'm trying not to
bo Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You know, at the same time, there they are, they're
in the news together, they're out shopping together.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know how you were just talking about how some
people don't hear the whole show, and some people miss
early parts and some people miss the late parts. If
they're up early and you can get the app and
listen to all of it. Sure, I think Tom may
have missed some of the show. Okay, this always happens.
You can't help it. Four to half hours, somebody's gonna
miss something. A lot of times people will go into
the email, send us an email at Walter Johnson dot com,
(14:34):
and they'll send us a story. It's just one of
them blue blue lines where you can click on it
and take you right to the story.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sure, a link. I believe what they just think of
barbecue when I hear links.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Tom says, you'll check this story out of about the
Dallas Airport people showing up really early for flights. Maybe
this is why. And there's a crazy is he nicked
lady down at DFW.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He what's his name? Belle Tom? Tom?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'm sorry, Tom, we did a whole song and everything.
We can't redo that for you just because he's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But there was a crazy nicked lady at DFW.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
She's boy.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And then they don't they don't like she said, They
don't blur nothing she is and I don't even Okay,
she's got shoes on, but then she takes them off
to attack of TV later. So, and she's hunching a
water bottle, giving it one of these right, she's riding
the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I noticed that, and then she threw it at a guy,
and I noticed everybody in the airport didn't feel the
same about that.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Some people were scared, some were curious. The people interacting
with her are they security guards.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Or because this one guy looks like he's on a
walkie talkie or it could just be a phone. Sure,
it doesn't look like they're doing anything about it, though, well,
I mean, I know, illegally.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Speaking, it's it's tough to.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You know, be on camera a wrestling naked woman because
somebody's gonna say you were too rough, you were man
handling her. You didn't need to do all that, mister O. Man,
I gotta tell you, I go manhandle that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I know. I figured you could hear right without hurting her.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, somebody's bringing her a coat to put on
a jacket or something blanket, and then they like she
attacked them and then took off running.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, she does look rabbit. You know, maybe that's the
kind of thing that we won't back up on. Maybe
she was just really excited about spring cleaning. Probably a
lot of people are. It's all anyone could talk about.
We've seen a couple of people barefoot in public this morning,
and it grosses me out to see people barefoot. Where
that other lady was, she was at the police station station.
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It's not like she's at the Kroger getting Kroger foot
or something, but it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I always feel weird when I'm at the airport and
they made me take off my shoes and.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You have to have socks on when you go to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But then you wonder, it's like, wait, is this the
pair of socks that's got a iy hole in the bottom?
Is my foot touching just enough of the surface of
the airport floor that I'm gonna get ebola? That'd be
all my luck, that would be anyway. It's springtime, kids,
and you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
And now a woman thinking about spring cleaning.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
If one more idiot says spring means spring cleaning, I'll
slap them with my swiffer. It's finally warm outside and
I'm supposed to stay inside to dust. Besides, the kids
are home for spring break. I clean up the legos
and they dump them right back on the floor. Why
can't they spend all day on their phones like normal kids?
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So yeah, I'll take a pass on cleaning this spring.
Sorry soap scummymover. That gives me that slightly awesome contact high.
I won't need you till summer. Oh but wait, the
kids are home even longer. Then fine, I won't clean
at all and never invite anyone over.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Problem solved.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And that was a woman thinking about spring cleaning.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, or you could just hire someone to do it,
you know, Well, it's women's months. You want to hire
women for that, right?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Or do you not want to hire women?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That may be the opposite of exactly what that was.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
More emails, this one from a guy who did not
want us to say his name with good reason.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think was it Jack? It didn't say okay. Signal
the app.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's controversial right now that they used, you know, with
the Pete Haggs thing.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Peer to peer encrypted messaging app.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Signal was officially made, created and brought to you by
the Biden administration, and it is loaded with back doors
that the globalists can see everything through. Sad to be
the work or said to be the work of the CIA,
and mister Goldberg's name was spoofed into the chat group
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to sabotage them. It was a setup, mistake to use
a fully controlled signal.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I read that email too. I think that is
an interesting theory. But I'm not sure any of that
at all is true.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think all of these things are just theories at
this point.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I can't really see how the Signal, the development
of the Signal app would have somehow been infiltrated by
the Biden administration based on what it was and where
it came from and who created it. I'm just not
sure that's true. In fact, a lot of the people
that use it are people on our side.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And then there's some people who are saying that that
particular journalist's phone number and name number of transposed to
a different person's name who was supposed to be there,
that it was a setup, And it kind of smells
like a setup just because of the speed with which
the so called mainstream media was able to jump on
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this story and attack it so quickly.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh, they were ready, they had a plan, because this
whole thing actually happened weeks ago. You get that right,
And this Jeffrey Goldberg guy decided to release the article
day before he knew there was going to be a
Senate hearing involving all the intelligence officers. He knew that
if he released it on Monday, then on Tuesday, that
was the only thing they'd discussed at the Senate hearing.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, and he was right.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That was all it was about the whole time, Tulca
Gabbard And I'm not really sure why it was cash
Ptel's fault.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't even think he was part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But I think he was in charge of anything at
that point. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. If they can
blame the brown guy, they will. That's just how the
white liberals will do.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You less and then bro apocalypse of politics. No matter
how you frame it, what was finally second largely be
defined as a rant filled with familiar lines and lines
of attack.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
I gotta tell you I had a black pill moment
yesterday while I was discussing this Wall Street Journal article
about marriage.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you thinking an American pill? That's good? No, you're right.
I thought it was a red pill moment.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Red pills when you become a right winger, Blue pills
when you become a left winger.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Black pill is when you're in American pill.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
You're so pessimistic about the world that you don't take
a side anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh and that's you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Now. There's an article in the Wall Street Journal and
it's talking about how women are earning more money now,
and when women earn more money, you know, a limit, deleting,
destroying that so called gender pay gap, they no longer
want to get married.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Really, And I'm my friend's explaining, once a woman has
her own money, you don't want to get married. Which
does that tell you why they do want to get married?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well? Mm hmm, that's what they football, Hey me me
your hands, You got to do your hands? Yeah, yeah, no,
you got it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, the article was saying that when women earn more money,
they're less likely to get married, and I was surprised
by that. They also pointed out how Generally, even when
a woman is earning a lot of money, she might
still want to get married, but only to a guy
that earns more than her. And I challenge that because
I get the impression that there's a lot of OnlyFans
models out there with with with a deadbeat boyfriend. He's
(01:20):
probably the drug dealer or the drug picker upper. Okay,
but that's not normal.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We like ap peel. That's not real life. The peel. Yeah,
it could be the pimp. Yeah. My friend said something
to me that really knocked me on my ass.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
He said, I think does any women on only fans
that don't know they own only fans? And a dude
set the page up, took the pictures, said you said
just for me, baby, and it put the pictures.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
On on of it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
If not revenge porn, there's about to be. I don't
know how it works. I think you have to prove
your ID.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've never signed up for only fans. Well, if I
say I'm a woman, I'm a woman, don't they check it?
The new rule, don't they? You got to believe me
when I say it.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They must look at your driver's license or something to
determine if you're an adult, right.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't know, you think the only fans people all
go down to an office somewhere and prove their idea,
or you could just take a picture of it and
send it on. But if you can take a picture
of her, you know area, you can probably get her
a driver's license too.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, well maybe you're onto something there, but that's not
what we're here to talk about. Though.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Kenny had a perfectly good story rolling, and you'll just
interrupted him and don't. I don't know if if you
don't step up and take up for yourself, Kenny, I
will because I don't like that interrupting stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Thank you, Billy, I, that's very kind going. What's your
story now? Sure? Is there anything else you want to say?
What was it you were talking about? Equality? Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
My friend points something out to me yesterday based on
this Wall Street Journal article about marriage and income levels,
and it really it put me in a pessimistic mood.
Oh that's right. You're a black built, he says to me.
And I'll never be able to get this out of
my head. Oh God, For a lot of modern women
with professional careers, equality would be a step down.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
We've said that for years.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Why would women fight so hard to be equal to men?
Because that's a step backwards for the woman's movement, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Bro That blew my mind. I've been thinking about that
all night. I've been thinking about it all morning. A
quality would be a step down. What chance do we
have men are still expected to do adhere to the
gender standards of the late eighteen hundreds, Women not so much.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You mean when men could slap a woman because she
was hysterical and everybody applauded it. That's not the kind
of thing we need to see today, no, mister Kenneth.
Not that I'm talking about the financial stuff. And don't
get me wrong, I don't mind paying for the date
or rent, or the mortgage or dinner or what. It
doesn't bother me at all. But it's the fact that
there is now a dating standard where the woman is
(03:48):
going to go out and earn more money and then
still expect It's just very unsettling, you know what I mean.
So you'd like a little more equality on the financial
side of date.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Actually, no, I still want to pay for stuff. I
just want you to say yes sir and thank you
once in a while. Not you, but sir, you want
your date to call you sir?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Honestly, at this point, i'd be better than what I'm getting.
What do they call you now? Nothing? Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh poor, I'm fine going without for what two whole
days now or something.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's starting to build up. I understand.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No, I'm fine, but I did. But the lady that
through the dog birthday party did dump me recently.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh howd she do it?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She calls me up and said, I feel like we're
going in different directions in our life.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I was like, we have a non committal relationship where
we're physically intimate with each other.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
One that says she's not your girlfriend, and how did
you break up? Repeatedly told me that, yeah, she's not
your girlfriend. How did you break up? That's a great question,
you see my point?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Right? Yeah, no, you're right, Yeah, you can't dump someone
if you wait it is. This is National Women's Month. Sure,
that's sure.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You want to be, you know, dogging women, tearing into
women about their they're ways doing. Trump's gonna give a
talk today about the greatness of women on National Women's Month,
and here you are tearing them down.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
See that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Nobody loves women more than me, and nobody's trying to
keep them from tearing themselves down.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Didn't you just say equality to be a step down?
That's what try to prevent women from taking that step.
That's all we are about.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm with you, you know what I mean. I happen
to do it, but ye don't get me wrong, I'll
be fine. This isn't about me trying to get sympathy.
It's this article in the Wall Street Journal, and that's
crazy to me. It is crazy. Equality is a step down.
That's insane because you know, you know, I'm fine, right,
I'm tall and handsome and good looking, and on them,
I'm on the most popular morning show in America.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's see what she means now by hitting different directions, Yes,
you're still thinking and you're tall and handsome and all that,
and she's apparently thinking the opposite.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Don't you know what else was weird about it. I'm
not used to I'm not used to getting dumped. I
will say you're not short. I will give you that,
thank you very much. I'm not used to getting dumb.
But this was an older woman that would talk to
me about how she's pre menopausele and what she was
a cougar. Yeah. It was like, huh pre menopausele. I
was like, how does that work? And then she started
talking to me about woman stuff and I was like, never,
(06:14):
huh uh.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, this goes back to my original goal in life.
I want to be a grandpa. I don't want to
be a dad, you know what I mean I do.
I don't want the marriage part of it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And you just adopt a grandchild? Yeah, can you do that?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I mean you can adopt kids. Why can't you just
say this is my grandchild. I adopted her.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's what I want to do. There, you go.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
But then I need someone else to play the role
the mom and dad that that child will hate. And
then they come over to my house and we like
watch Jeopardy and eat Cheetos together, Like, what's going on
with you?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Mom and dad's a jerich. I'm like, I know when
I was raising them, they were terrible. They never listened
to me.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sure, there's some way we can work this out.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
We'll look into it, because this is America, and if
you have a dream, it should come true because that's America.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, you know, we thought.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We never thought we'd get Susan Summers back, and now
we have her, so you're right, we san Suzanne Summers.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, what did I say, Susan, Susan, I know who
you meant, but some people might not know.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Suzanne Summers is back. Guy, she's back in the poster. No, no, no,
they I know she died in twenty twenty three year
aware but they but now she's back as AI.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
She was the butt blaster lady, right, that's correct.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, and there's no way the thigh Master did any
of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay, master whatever butt blaster half blasts thigh masts.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't know, tell me anything. This is in poor taste.
I can guarantee you it is.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Her husband teamed up with the Robotics company and they
made an AI robot twin of her. It mimics both
her voice and her speech patterns using the recordings and
footage of her.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I know that's probably the new normal that we're gonna
have to get used to someday, but I'm probably not
gonna get used to. No recreating dead people.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I have a video. I don't even like the
holograms of you know, like Whitney Houston or whoever. Oh yeah,
they've ruined Tupocke, didn't they belly? Yeah? Hey uh two?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
But never mind anyway, It mimics her voice and her
speech patterns saying here they are presenting it at an event.
Anything to you? Of course?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Alan Mann was my husband in fifty years, my farder
and everything, her life to love and who shares so
many beautiful mems to do you have a favorite, y muss?
What's your favorite? Well, there are so many.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
One of my favorites is when Alan and I were
fielding the cookie segment together a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We had a little misack with the bladder. It's pointless
to hear her, bro it looks nothing like her.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
She's standing there on stage the robot with her little
you know, pantyhose and her little skirt and stuff. And
I know you're probably thinking the same thing I am.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
How creepy that is? All right?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Her?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I wonder what's under that skirt? Aren't you wondering?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We know what you want to do? You want to
see what she's out under there? I mean, how accurate
was this robot builder? It does look like a sex robot.
I agree with her husband was in on the project,
so you should know.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Her husband claims it was her idea and they had
a long range Mark Range talking tour in a no
that this is her idea before she died four she
left word, I guess and her other idea is to
get a robot version of her and John Ritter together
to do additional episodes of Three's Company.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Now Here, here's where this gets crazy. I know what
you're thinking. Joyce DeWitt is still alive, guys, Yes, she
could be on the new show. Do you know what
Joyce DeWitt's doing right now? Nothing at all.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
She's signing autographs at a county fair somewhere in rural Iowa.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
That's what she's always doing, and praying that the story
is true the N word. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show. You can't get that George Flight song out
of your head, now, can you. That's all I can
think about. That's it? Which one was the George Try
(10:01):
to play it again? No? Probably not? Yeah, I didn't
think you would. Please don't. There's the old white guy
singing about his white guilt. Oh yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, you know, if you ever miss a minute of
the show, there's a lot of funny stuff that happens.
In fact, I'll tell you I think a lot of
the best stuff happens early in the morning that some.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
People miss it, and there's I guess there's just no
way to go back and recapture that that lightning strike
is over and there's there's.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No way to relive it now.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, you can get the all new and improved Walton
and Johnson's smartphone app.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Where you can do that.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, it's available in both the Apple App Store and
the Google Play Store, so you can get on your
iPhone or you're Android.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Wow. Yeah, and it doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And if you want to go back and listen to
parts of the show, share segments with your friends, shop
in our online store, communicate with us, and just know
that we're never tracking your data because we don't know how.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And here's proof of that.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
You email us from the app, We have no idea
who you are, your number. We can't even email you
back from the email that you sent us. You got
to include your email or your phone or your name
if you want us to know.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You know, we were talking about love and marriage and
relationships in the last segment, and we really left out
a golden opportunity to tell you how sometimes love does win. Yeah,
you know who's back together? Or maybe they were never
really a part.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm thinking they probably never was a poet in the
first place.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But they said they was Fanny Willis and Nathan Wade.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Fanny will from Georgia. Yeah, the prosecutor from Fulton County.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, and she hired her her boyfriend, who was apparently
not a very good lawyer, to be a lawyer on
the case or something.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I don't know a lot about what women want, but
I will tell you. There's this camera shot of the
two of them walking through a shopping mall together.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
They're going shopping. They do not.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Look like equals to me. How do you mean equals? Well,
he's tall, he's fit, he's in good shape. She's like
a can I it's Oneman's month. I don't want to
she's less. He does not look like she is in
the same shape and aesthetically speaking, again, I'm not attracted
to men, But if I had to guess if the
two of them are equals, I would think he could
(12:09):
do better than her.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But she got power.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But men are not attracted to that. Did Jenny not
all me? And maybe that that's the one man of
the youth. Maybe he needed something, you know, to kick
his law career off a little bit better. So maybe
he got to spend some time with his girl. Well
that yes, one hundred percent of power.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Can't he does? Somebody help you in your career.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
They got power, But that doesn't mean he's sexually attracting
you now, and that might not stick. Gerrilla.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Now she got the power to hopefully keep him out
of jail if she can keep her own ass out
to jail.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I got this friend who claims that she knows a
male escort. Didn't they already find her guilty? We just
talked about her earlier this week.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Fanny Willis that she was found guilty of whatever it
is she was guilty.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
She got fined fifty thousand dollars. There you go, And
at Georgia sena committee is now pushing for subpoena and
for the DA Willis probe fifty four thousand dollars for
violating open records along the Trump case. All right, Dan,
But but my other point is, I know a woman
who claims she knows a male escort, and she was
describing to me how he could perform for any of
(13:15):
his clients because he could always find something he was
attracted about up two And as she was explaining this me,
I thought, I could never do that for a living.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, that whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Every woman is beautiful, right, yeah, tell you a story
walkin poal goes.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
We've seen a few that ain't. And also apparently some
of his clients are men.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh yeah, right, exactly, Well okay then, but still, you know,
and she was trying to explain to me how he's
not gay.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
I was like, hang on a second. If this guy
has sex with dudes for money, he's gay. He's that's gay.
Come on, there's no.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Sex for women with money, so that he's not gay.
Bisexual is bisexually paid?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Okay? But not straight? Do we agree? Not straight at least?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I mean no? Okay? And Fanny wellis his boyfriend, Nathan Wade.
If he's willing to do that for money, imagine what else?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Well are you imagining it now? I'm trying not to
bo Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You know, at the same time, there they are, they're
in the news together, they're out shopping together.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know how you were just talking about how some
people don't hear the whole show, and some people miss
early parts and some people miss the late parts. If
they're up early and you can get the app and
listen to all of it. Sure, I think Tom may
have missed some of the show. Okay, this always happens.
You can't help it. Four to half hours, somebody's gonna
miss something. A lot of times people will go into
the email, send us an email at Walter Johnson dot com,
(14:34):
and they'll send us a story. It's just one of
them blue blue lines where you can click on it
and take you right to the story.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sure, a link. I believe what they just think of
barbecue when I hear links.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Tom says, you'll check this story out of about the
Dallas Airport people showing up really early for flights. Maybe
this is why. And there's a crazy is he nicked
lady down at DFW.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
He what's his name? Belle Tom? Tom?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'm sorry, Tom, we did a whole song and everything.
We can't redo that for you just because he's.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
But there was a crazy nicked lady at DFW.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
She's boy.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And then they don't they don't like she said, They
don't blur nothing she is and I don't even Okay,
she's got shoes on, but then she takes them off
to attack of TV later. So, and she's hunching a
water bottle, giving it one of these right, she's riding
the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I noticed that, and then she threw it at a guy,
and I noticed everybody in the airport didn't feel the
same about that.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Some people were scared, some were curious. The people interacting
with her are they security guards.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Or because this one guy looks like he's on a
walkie talkie or it could just be a phone. Sure,
it doesn't look like they're doing anything about it, though, well,
I mean, I know, illegally.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Speaking, it's it's tough to.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You know, be on camera a wrestling naked woman because
somebody's gonna say you were too rough, you were man
handling her. You didn't need to do all that, mister O. Man,
I gotta tell you, I go manhandle that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I know. I figured you could hear right without hurting her.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, somebody's bringing her a coat to put on
a jacket or something blanket, and then they like she
attacked them and then took off running.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, she does look rabbit. You know, maybe that's the
kind of thing that we won't back up on. Maybe
she was just really excited about spring cleaning. Probably a
lot of people are. It's all anyone could talk about.
We've seen a couple of people barefoot in public this morning,
and it grosses me out to see people barefoot. Where
that other lady was, she was at the police station station.
(16:46):
It's not like she's at the Kroger getting Kroger foot
or something, but it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I always feel weird when I'm at the airport and
they made me take off my shoes and.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
You have to have socks on when you go to
the airport.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But then you wonder, it's like, wait, is this the
pair of socks that's got a iy hole in the bottom?
Is my foot touching just enough of the surface of
the airport floor that I'm gonna get ebola? That'd be
all my luck, that would be anyway. It's springtime, kids,
and you know what that means.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
And now a woman thinking about spring cleaning.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
If one more idiot says spring means spring cleaning, I'll
slap them with my swiffer. It's finally warm outside and
I'm supposed to stay inside to dust. Besides, the kids
are home for spring break. I clean up the legos
and they dump them right back on the floor. Why
can't they spend all day on their phones like normal kids?
(17:36):
So yeah, I'll take a pass on cleaning this spring.
Sorry soap scummymover. That gives me that slightly awesome contact high.
I won't need you till summer. Oh but wait, the
kids are home even longer. Then fine, I won't clean
at all and never invite anyone over.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Problem solved.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And that was a woman thinking about spring cleaning.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah, or you could just hire someone to do it,
you know, Well, it's women's months. You want to hire
women for that, right?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Or do you not want to hire women?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That may be the opposite of exactly what that was.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
More emails, this one from a guy who did not
want us to say his name with good reason.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
I think was it Jack? It didn't say okay. Signal
the app.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
That's controversial right now that they used, you know, with
the Pete Haggs thing.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Peer to peer encrypted messaging app.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Signal was officially made, created and brought to you by
the Biden administration, and it is loaded with back doors
that the globalists can see everything through. Sad to be
the work or said to be the work of the CIA,
and mister Goldberg's name was spoofed into the chat group
(18:53):
to sabotage them. It was a setup, mistake to use
a fully controlled signal.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, I read that email too. I think that is
an interesting theory. But I'm not sure any of that
at all is true.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I think all of these things are just theories at
this point.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I can't really see how the Signal, the development
of the Signal app would have somehow been infiltrated by
the Biden administration based on what it was and where
it came from and who created it. I'm just not
sure that's true. In fact, a lot of the people
that use it are people on our side.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And then there's some people who are saying that that
particular journalist's phone number and name number of transposed to
a different person's name who was supposed to be there,
that it was a setup, And it kind of smells
like a setup just because of the speed with which
the so called mainstream media was able to jump on
(19:48):
this story and attack it so quickly.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Oh, they were ready, they had a plan, because this
whole thing actually happened weeks ago. You get that right,
And this Jeffrey Goldberg guy decided to release the article
day before he knew there was going to be a
Senate hearing involving all the intelligence officers. He knew that
if he released it on Monday, then on Tuesday, that
was the only thing they'd discussed at the Senate hearing.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, and he was right.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
That was all it was about the whole time, Tulca
Gabbard And I'm not really sure why it was cash
Ptel's fault.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I don't even think he was part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
But I think he was in charge of anything at
that point. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. If they can
blame the brown guy, they will. That's just how the
white liberals will do.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You less and then bro apocalypse of politics. No matter
how you frame it, what was finally second largely be
defined as a rant filled with familiar lines and lines
of attack.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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