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March 27, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Probably it's the Walton Johnson Show. Why would we make
stuff up when the truth is so ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Explain what you just said to me. We were looking
at a list of the most American cars because today
there will be new tariffs on cars and car parts,
and so a lot of the cars on the list,
Interestingly enough, Tesla s. These are American made right the list.
Like the Tesla Model Why that's made in Austin. But

(00:28):
the Model X and the Model S are both made
in Fremont, California. Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
So if you get two x'es, yeah, that's a trans Tesla,
gotta be. And if you get the X and the
Y one from California, one from Texas, then that's a
straight Lexus regular. I don't know what's the cis. Yeah,
it's gonna be sure that makes sense. Yeah, now we
know why he went to the trouble of naming the

(00:55):
mixes and whys in the first place. Brilliant as he is,
he saw the future. He got ready for it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I will say this, if you want to buy an
automobile with some balls, just looking through the list here,
it's a lot of a lot of the stuff on
the list is either Honda, Tesla, Toyotas on the But
one thing on here kind of pomps out the Jeep
Gladiator Manly Manley stuff. Yeah, you want a big gas
guzzling suv with a giant ball sack on the back

(01:26):
of the there, what do you want? You're gonna want
that car made in Toledo, Ohio. I do enjoy looking
at cars. I gotta tell you. Maybe maybe it's because
when I was younger, I couldn't afford cars. But now
that I'm older, you're starting to get the feva. I
think if you haven't had.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
It really like you know, John was just a car maniac.
He had new car fever all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well you know what it is. I'm middle aged now, yeah,
and my penis is small, right, so you got to
do something right away. I'm thinking Corvette, I guess huh.
I did spend a lot of time yesterday looking at Corvettes.
And then I turned on the TV and Trump says
new tariffs on car parts, and I thought, huh m,
my timing here is not ideal.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, but the car you want's already been made. If
parts were imported to build it, that's already been done.
Aren't the tariffs on new things coming in starting April third,
I think.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Accurate, but one hundred percent. But an economist would probably
reply to that and say that the economy is fungible, right,
so I would assume even used cars manufactured in America
will probably be affected by this a little bit. Of course.
Remember Trump is his record on these terrafors. I think

(02:40):
he's like twelve and zero on us. Usually when he
puts the tariff in place, it doesn't last very long.
Right For those of you that don't agree with or
like the terrafors, I will say this, it is a
hold your breath contest, and most of the time America
is going to win. With a couple of exceptions. I
don't think he can win a tarrafor with China. Be

(03:00):
wrong in a country where they're willing to starve their
own people, you know what I mean, where they don't
have to worry about elections. Oh wait, you're talking about China.
Yeah right, yes, okay, I got you. Yeah, Well China
and Canada? Yeah, well sure, which country is more totalitarian?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well that new Canadian guy. Huh, he's he's blowing up.
Mark be all bad Now, Mark Carney, what does he
come for Canada. We ain't gonna mess around you. I'm saying, Yeah,
I know I should have looked this up before we
talk about it on the radio. But it's Canada, so
I really don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
This guy just took over his prime minister and now
they're going to have an election to see who the
prime minister is.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, I don't know how they've worked that exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Did Justin Trudeau step down? And then, even though I
could probably easily get the answer to that question, I
just as soon as I start to wonder about it,
it's Canada, right. Really, it's like asking yourself who's the
new manager of the local CBS pharmacy. I don't care.
Doesn't really affect me. I'm not gonna know.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The at the donut muffin hut. That's probably more important.
I do like donuts, yeah, and bear claws yeah, and
send them in twists, ye honey.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that that's always good. Yeah. Muffins. Muffins are always fun.
Chocolate chip muffins are good. Yeah. No, nobody wants the stump.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Everybody just you know, as as Seinfeldt taught us, you know,
it's it's the muffin top. Everybody likes the stump, eh
got the homeless?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Didn't they find a use for the stump? I think
they did? It was the homeless that was it. I
think so. Yeah, if you walked around giving out muffin
stubs to homeless guys, do they love you or they
hate you because they didn't get the good part? Who
among us hasn't given money to a homeless guy or
food food to a homeless guy and had him turn

(04:53):
it down? Has that a rappen to you? No? I don't.
I don't. Uh. I don't usually do that in the
first place. I won't give money to the homeless guy
because I assume it's not good for them. You're encouraging vagrancy.
But if I'm walking out of a restaurant at pizzeria, hey,
what the hell here you go? You know what, you're hungry,
And more than once in my adult life I have

(05:14):
had them say no, thank you, they don't want it. Sorry, Wait,
you're just here for drug money? Oh yeah. And then
there's a part of me that's oppressed it. There brutal honesty.
You're just gonna look me in the eyes and tell
me you're trying to buy some crack. Yeah, And the
individual guys that are on the corner. They're not.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
They're not the down and out guys that they pretend
to be. No, they're making pretty good money. From the
studies we've seen.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
There's more than one video on the internet of someone
following the homeless guy back to his car. Yeah, driving
to his house. I remember this was years ago, probably
a decade ago. It is like, what does the average
homeless person earn a year? And the answer was something
it was like eighty thousand dollars a.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Year if they make the slightest effort, you know, just
print up a little sign, find some cardboard and some
old charcoal or something, make a sign you're in good shape.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You always wonder, though, for the effort they put into that,
and the time and everything, would you have made more
money to do it. It's like what if you worked
on in oil? Well, you know, well that would include working.
That guy gets to sit on the curb. I mean
it's something, you know, he's also both.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
The homeless with dogs generally do better. Yeah, or a
small child well yeah, yeah, point, did we just encourage
some homeless guy to kidnap a small child?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Start with puppies? No, they don't listen to Thursday Thursday,
and I want some coffee. I want coffee. What do
you want for breakfast? Just coffee, just coffee. I'll just
have coffee. That effeine is not as you. Walton and
Johnson video about departing illegals down to l Salvador and
this was the song they used, but you can't stay

(06:52):
here and thing you gotta go somewhere. And Semi Sonic,
a one hit wonder band who wrote this song, spoke
out against Donald trumse of it. They really did, How
dare you make our song from thirty years ago somewhat
relevant today? Yeah? We we We've been reduced to playing
county fairs in small towns in California. Now we might

(07:12):
actually get booked somewhere.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Now they're complaining about it might have actually helped increase
the interest. So did they do something wrong? Do they
complain because they knew it might actually draw more attention
to their music.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Because we work in this industry, we know a little
something about how it works. If you have a song
that's charting, that can be downloaded, that gets played on
streaming services, there are ways for you to go look
at your publishing rights and see the numbers go up
and down and then you get what what do you
call it? Steve mailbox money? Yep, And I gotta think
last week Semisnic was going back and forth complaining about

(07:51):
Trump on Twitter one and then checking the numbers. Look again,
Oh it's up again, another digit. Oh man, this is
so cool. Gotta be sweet quick, right, other tweet that
says we're mad about it. Yeah, we hate this guy.
And maybe the genius of that is that while the
Trump supporters are playing the song because they think it's funny,
that people that don't like Trump are playing it in
solidarity with Semisonic. That's right, I don't know works both ways.

(08:15):
We also noticed something else today. Donald Trump Junior uses
the word get ready everyone, I'm about to say it.
Uh oh, not that word retarded. Oh okay. He uses
that word a lot, and we have noticed there are
people that get real touchy when you use that word.
And it's not always who you think it's going to be,
like you assume it's not. It's kind of like Israel.

(08:36):
It's not a left verse right thing. It really the
people really mix up the populace there and who's okay
and who's not with it? So Uh, well, you know,
we had wondered should people be canceled from polite society
for saying the word retard? So we did an online
poll and the two options here, Yes they should be
canceled or no, stop being retarded?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, stop it. You know it's up to it unless
you are retarded, and then you know, keep keep do
what you do.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
But you know the problem with that word is that
I actually the people they're describing, generally, the people that
they're worried about offending people with Down syndrome one of
my favorite groups of people. I've never met somebody who
lives their life with Down syndrome who I didn't find
to be charming and polite and friendly and happy. I've
asked my friends this question before. I'm sure i've asked

(09:23):
you this question. Would you rather be a genius and
sad for the rest of your life or have that
ailment and be happy every day for the rest of
your life? And I got to tell you, overwhelmingly, without
even thinking about it, I would choose the second option. Happy. Happy. Absolutely,
you're telling me I don't have to know about all

(09:44):
the bs in the world. And then also I'm happy
all the time. That's yes, give me the give me
the down syndrome pill. How do I these people seem
like they're infinitely happier than us.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Uh, unless you know somebody locks you in a basement
closet with a ballgag in your mouth and you know,
call you names all the time?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Is that foreshadowing to a new Is that in a movie?
What's that from? That was awfully specific? What are you referencing?
Pulp fiction? Was the guy had down syndrome? Is that
what it was? I don't know. We wouldn't you know?
He percent? I hadn't seen the movie in years. I
don't remember it like that. I always thought the gimp
was just a guy who right, they say, bring out

(10:26):
the gimp. Isn't that what they said? Isn't that their
line from the movie. I always just assumed it was
a guy who's self indulged in his own sexual fetishist
so much that he got exploited by these people. But
now thinking back on it, I don't really give it
that much thought. To be honest, I thought, you know,
probably not quite right. When I meet somebody's sex slave,
usually it's a person who's quite well accomplished in the

(10:48):
real world. And this is their kink they want to be.
You know, you meet people's sex slaves pretty regular, you know,
often is especially in liberal blue cities like the one
where we live off a little bit. Well, you know,
you come over and you're like, why is there a
man in a ball gown vacuuming your living room? And
they're like, oh, that's my wife's camp. Yeah, that's Pete. Pete.

(11:08):
What does he do. Well, he's a vice president Chevron,
but on the weekends he pays my wife to humiliate
him on live webcam while he wears little girl's baby
clothes and queen's dishes for us. It's a good time. Yeah,
I mean, look, I mean, if you can afford it, yeah, exactly. Yeah,
what do you think that costs? I couldn't even begin
to guess. I'm so happy to be able to announce

(11:31):
that there's enough dominatrixes out there that there clearly is
a need for the industry. Also, when you first became
aware of it, probably back in the nineties, degeneracy wasn't
as common as it is now. Back then, it seemed odd. Nowadays,
that's just another alternative lifestyle. It's the best way to go, right,
I also remember a time when trans was not controversial,

(11:53):
right right, I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
It wasn't like half of the population of the country either.
But today about fifty to fifty trans looks like what.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Once in a while, I don't know, a decade plus ago,
Once in a while you'd meet someone you're like, that's
clearly a guy dressed like a woman orvine, and no
one cared. And then all of a sudden, but a
gay couple or whatever, that was like real controversial. And
then it shifted. Now the gays are the new straits.
They're boring and normal. Nobody cares, Oh, you're gay or lesbian. Whatever, Well,

(12:23):
you still got to pay your hoa too. Is that
you're day to go around the neighborhood and see who
didn't bring in their gas cans, their garbage cans, yeah,
and whatever. And then suddenly the trans thing, because today
all the big news is that uh, Donald Trump stepping
in and asking a Supreme Court judge to allow him

(12:43):
to remove people with gender dysphoria from the military. And
the argument is, wow, this is discrimination. It's like, all right, well,
it's also a medical condition that costs over a million
dollars per person in healthcare needs, medical costs, whatever word
you I don't know if cares the word to describe.
Not sure that counts. Yeah, what are they doing? Well,

(13:03):
they spend a million dollars more. It was right around
the time when the World Health Organization realized the average
transperson spends a million dollars more during their lifetime on
medical costs than us normies. Mm hmmm. And that was
right when all of a sudden they removed gender dysphoria
from the mental health defects list. We'll move it over
there now. This is just the same thing as a

(13:25):
middle aged woman who wants to get boob so that
she can impress her new boyfriend after her divorce, no difference.
All wants to get excited about. What's to get excited about. Well,
let's see, it's Thursday, right, It's just Thursday, just regular thirst. Well,
every one am very excited about about the show. Walton
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