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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There from England, But guys in England will try to
sound like they're an old black guy. Yeah, what's up
with that? I know, it's weirdest thing to me. Can't
y'all just sound like you're from where you're from? I'm
sick all these posers.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Who is trying to sound black? Well, you need to
call that out when you see that. We got to
put a stop to that. I mean, I don't nationwide.
I get it, you know, we got it under control,
but now is a worldwide thing.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh, let me update you every single rock and roll
singer from nineteen fifty up until now.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Time out?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What to stop?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Why? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I wish it didn't aggravate me. Musicians on the West
coast of California. Just why would you? Why would you
have to say the west coast of California musicians on
the West coast or musicians in California. Sure, and we
know California's on the west coast, But then you did both.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did you even watch Ozark? It's like you're suggesting that
the coastlines of the lake don't matter.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Hello Lake Tahoe, Hello, thank.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You, But I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I feel better now, you know, if you go far
enough in any direction, that West Coast becomes an East coast.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, take that queer.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah. What do they call it over there in China?
Huh yeah, yeah, exactly, they call it the East Coast?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You jerk?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Are you in China? Are you broadcasting from far enough
away to make it the east? No?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Not yet, No, someday.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
These things just aggravate me when I hear them, and
I just I have to say something. If I don't,
it'll be inside me all day.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, anyway, we're the lie wants inside you all day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh No, We're live right now from the southeast coast
to the Gulf of America here and the Wallington Johnson
Studio is broadcasting all over to the good part of
the country pretty much, just the south.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What are such on the west coast of the Gulf
of America? What's our highest north Florida would be the
east coast of the Gulf of America. What's our furthest
north affiliate? Is it Memphis? Is it Fort Smith? When
is it Fort Mia? You ever look I'm thinking I.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Don't generally look at maps because I'm a heterosexual man.
But I'm pretty sure that those cities are north of us.
You look at maps on your phone a bit. Now,
I let him talk to me when I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't look.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't like taking directions from a GPS. If the
voice is a woman, well no, I'd rather just drive
around and guess. If I can't get into the settings
and switch that, I don't want to know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do you ever switch it over to the Cajun guy
or the yeat.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Our buddy Nathan does that?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, when they tell you, you know you can't turn
left there, go up there and turn three rights and
you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Well, it's not just a Cajun voice. No, Yeah, his
is from a very specific town. What town is it?
Is he from Apaloosa?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Something?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Home Upbodo somewhere. No, we're just naming cities.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
He doesn't listen to the show, but if he did,
I'm sure he'd be texting us show.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, if he was up this early. Yeah, No, but
he's old. He's like the oldest guy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We know, we're making fun of one of the people
that works on the show. For those this is we're
of course, most people don't realize who this guy is
or even understand this part of the conversation. But there's
one person out there right now who is getting roasted.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
If you can remember what it was you was trying
to tell us before this one lost his mind about California.
I think you should proceed.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh, thank you. I do have a whole thing prepared
right now.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, So we were looking at places where you can
die and fun. Yeah, we've got this list of the
deadliest theme not theme parks, national parks in America right now.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you mean like going to the Yellowstone or the
Grand Canyon, places like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oddly Yellowstone out that deadly It was ten on the list.
Only about four or five people die there a year.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm surprised considering how many stupid turms there are. Ran
exactly tourist moron tourn Yeah, because they get out there
and they think that the animals have to respect the
fact that I'm an American. You know, you can't attack me.
I don't think the elk or the bear or the
buffalo give a damn.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah no, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We now take you to the deadliest national parks in America?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Are we starting at ten? And working our way up
or they do on TV.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We're starting at ten and working our way down like
they do on TV.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They go up to one, up to death's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Down to the number one. There you go, because ten's
a higher number than one. Casey case One called it
a countdown. You're right, Kenny, thank you very much. And
if there's one thing we do on this radio show,
it's respect Casey Casum. Yeah, we would never defecate on
his corpse or make fun of him when he went missing.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, he's really He was the voice of Scooby Doo
and he did something else too.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Countdown?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
There's a pedophile or something.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Since you were you were right, and I admitted in
front of people that you were right, you should probably
you know, take that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, Casey Caseum the ninth president of America. Anyway.
Number ten is national Yellowstone National Park, where there's less
than five death seat four point nine four.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
To be exactly, you're pretty safe there.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Number nine Kings Canyon National Park technically called Sequoia and
Kings Canyon National Park.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh that's the giant trees.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That's five point four to one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, if one fellow you like like that tree did
on a Governor Abbott. I bet you'd be worse off
than getting in a wheelchair. I don't think you'd get
any money. Well, your family would. They never even find you.
Those trees are so big. The tree would fill up
this entire studio. That's that's how big around they are.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You're probably thinking that's the most wood you've ever seen,
But I've seen more you.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh yeah, I got a mirror.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah. Glenn Canyon National Recreation Area is number eight.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Glynn Campbell's got his own national park. It's unbelievable, it
is amazing. Yeah, there's a there's a whole center there
for people with dementia. Number seven. Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
There eight point eight two deaths a year. Number six.
Golden Gate National Recreation Area. That's pretty Yeah, I've been
that one.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I bet you have. I bet, I bet.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Golden Gate Bridge is just a phenomenal structure. It's iconic.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The bridge is a national park.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
There's a park at the end of the bridge.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh, I've never been. Number five. Natchez Trace Parkway. Oh yeah,
ten deaths a year at ten point eleven. Technically, Blue
Ridge Parkway comes in at number four, that'd be ten
point seven. I don't know why that's higher on the
list than Natchez because it's less death but that's how
they did it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Number three Yosemity National Park eleven deaths a year.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That could be because people seemed to want to climb
things in Yosemite and a lot of times they don't
use safety ropes.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Honestly, that's probably it. Number two, same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Grand Canyon National Park twelve point seven deaths a year
leaves us to number one. Number one is a winner
by a lot. Here over twenty deaths yearly.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Woo, stay out of this.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Where's Lake Mead National Recreation.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Area A minute?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think I've been there.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
That's on the west coast of California.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that's where that is.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's often cited as one of the most dangerous national
parks in the United States due to a combination of
environmental hazards, human activity, water related incidents, extreme climate, rugged terrain,
high visitor volume.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I was six million people a year. Someone's got to die.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
When they say human activity, are they say in too
many drunks?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I think that's probably what it is. Yeah, that's what
they're seeing hung over crime and human factors. Oh boy,
lake meets proximity to urban centers like Vegas has historically
been linked to crime, drownings, foul play, body dumpings.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's why they're drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I bet the body dumping thing plays that someone gets Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
God, yeah, because they said when the water level was
going down, remember they started finding.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Things, that's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Speaking of that, I mean we have a story related
to finding people in a submerged automobile.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Over imagine how often somebody accidentally kills a hooker in
a hotel room in Las Vegas And where.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Are you going to take it? You met?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And then also on the list of historical data, the
combination of water dangers, desert extremes, heavy human use sets
lake meat apart. It's not about a single dramatic threat
like bears or volcanoes.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's just the perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Storm and volcanoes in a high While you're going off again,
they just keep on going. Oh, speaking of Yellowstone, Yeah,
you never know if this is real or not because
there's just so many ways people can fool you. Now
with artificial whatever, and you know, photo shopping and what
but this picture was sent to me yesterday. Okay, now
(08:23):
this is if it's If it's fake, it's still a
good story. But if it's real, it's it's scary as hell.
The bears and other animals in Yellowstone Park have started
heading for the exits. Wait what they said that the
animals in the interior of the park are heading for
(08:43):
the exterior of the park. Now you know that big
park's just a great, big old caldera the top of
a covered up, dormant volcano, and so the whole let's
imagine that whole big round park and it's a volcano. Well,
the animals in it or are trying to get like
further away too.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Because they could said something, it's like your uncle with
a trick knee and he could tell when it's gonna rain.
That's not a real photo.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
These are bears, Suppose Now that's what I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He's showing me a picture of a road going through
the mountains.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At Palos that's the entrance to Yellowstone. Or dozens of bears, no, hundreds,
hundreds of bears. These are some grizzlies and little lit
little cubs or and stuff, and there's just thousands of
bears and they're just out sleeping on the road because
they don't want to be in the park anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And they say, that's what Yellowstone yep. Apparently that same
photo has been used to describe a highway in Missouri,
and there's a Snoop's article about it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
There's also next to the picture if you'll notice a
hashtag Montana monuments or Montana Moments. Oh, I don't know,
maybe yeah, maybe that's the Is that the exit going
into Montana.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
The photo has been used more than once online to
trick people into thinking it's something else.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's what I told you. I don't believe it. I
didn't think it was real. There's also a photo that
it is a volcano under there that could go and
I'll bet the animals will feel it for we do.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have you ever seen the photo of Slash sitting in
a diner. No, there's a photo on the internet of
Slash sitting and it's been posted hundreds of times in
hundreds of small towns around the country.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And the kid like, it's like it's in that town right, Like.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It'll say he was in Fresno, California, or Gulfport, Mississippi.
Or Rockford, Illinois, and then the caption reads, this nice
guy came in and left a thousand dollars tip for
one of our waitresses.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Does anyone know who he is?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And then in the comment section, hundreds of people will go,
it's Slash, It's people.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Lose their and it's clickbait is all it is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And that's you know it's fake because Slash probably spent
all his money on drugs years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh yeah, what you told see to understand is I'm
not trapped in here with you.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You're in here with me.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
They had some fun. Those Andrew sisters. Give me the
time of the day. I'll tell you I like the
pretty one. Oh yeah, the pretty one's the best.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think I do?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
You know which one is the pretty one?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Think y'all know what you're thinking?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
One?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
They're correct.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
This is from their hit album rom and Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Coca Cola Shute Hi, I'll have.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A rom and Coca Cola?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You don't have that? Okay? How about a DDP? You
know what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now right? People got real mad at you for saying
DP didn't mean doctor Pepper. Well, I've been in Texas
long enough to know. You've been in ten minutes, you
should know DP is doctor Pepper. Oh, this is whatever
you thought it was. This is a generational thing. You
thought it was dietary planning?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
No, No, what the hell you thought DP meant. There
is a term that people my age and younger would uh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I feel talk about download? That ain't DP. Download. That's different. No,
that's a tillet. It is different.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't think that's a thing anymore. Do gay men
in the black community still have to hide in the closet?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's nothing. They ought not be gay, you know, the
black black brothers, you know, but if they are, they
all hide it.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There's this music video on the internet for a song,
and I'm just telling you about it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm not endorsing it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm not vilifying it because I'm not sure what the
correct way to feel about it is. But it's a
music video that a gay black man made. It's very
common on social media nowadays. It gets used as a meme.
And the song is called N words can be Gay Too?
Say what the song is called N words can be
Gay Too?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And what's the brother's name that it was doing this work.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't know the artist's name off the top, but
it's a very well produced music.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Video, kind of like we need to promote something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And it's a it's a bunch of gay men who
all happen to be African American and they're dancing and
it goes n words can be gay to whether you
like it or you love it, and it's People will
send it to me sometimes because they think it's funny,
and I just want to let you know it's not funny.
I've never want nothing to laughed about that. I have
never once laughed at it. Of the dozens of times
(13:18):
people have sent it to me, I've never even got you. No,
I don't think it's even like the third time you
got it. Well, here's where it gets tricky. It's hard
for me to tell are they making fun of black
people or gay people? Are like, what exactly is because
the people that made it are celebrating blackness and gayness.
But I feel like, and follow me here, I feel
(13:38):
like people are using it to make fun of those
groups of people.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's not why they made the song. But the people
that have heard the song. Have turned it that way.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Lord help me if my life is ever as interesting
as the Internet.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And I don't think we're ever going to really know
the answers of those questions and more until you just
play the song, can't it dude? You know I'll do it.
Do not challenge your head. Pas No, No, you're not watching.
Watching This is like Trump's tariffs. Go ahead, go ahead,
I got a tariff back on you.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We're cryer, mild, a moderate amount of editing, but at
the top of the hours, not funny. There is a
time and a place, and that would be in the
next segment after I briefly edit it all.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
We do it about ten fifteen. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Deal in the meantime while we're waiting for that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, no, it's time again for another edition of Medical Coincidences,
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(14:46):
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Speaker 2 (15:01):
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Speaker 4 (15:17):
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Speaker 2 (15:20):
There's that too. And we're coming up on that day
faster than.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You'd like, all right, So I just we have to
remind people from time to time. People in the ruling class,
they don't respect you. They think you're stupid. And it
doesn't matter how much time has passed since the pandemic
and it has been five years, hard to believe. They
still think you're an idiot. They don't think you're any smarter.
They don't think you've figured it out. They don't think
you've looked at the mountains of evidence. They don't think
(15:46):
that you're objectively that you can look at and just
smell bs when it's sitting on a table and a
plate in front of you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
One of the reasons we haven't looked at the mountain
of evidence in some of these situations is because they
are hiding it. There is over eleven thousand hours of
JAY six footage that has yet to be seen by
the general republic. It is unreleased footage, and the reason
they're not releasing it is because a lot of it
(16:13):
is undercover agents of the FBI committing crimes in the capital.
It was not only a setup, but it's now a
cover up.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
But this isn't about JAY. This is about COVID.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's about government the way they do.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yet Bill Gates still thinks and still wants.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You to believe does he think it or does he
just want you to think it? Well, I mean, I
have no idea what's going on is I don't believe
it's nonsense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Since the beginning of the pandemic, this has always been
Bill Gates' stance on what caused COVID nineteen.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's quite clear in this case that it came across
through animals, and almost all our diseases like HIV crossed
over from chimpanzees in Africa quite some time ago. He
bolt came from bats. This also with one up in
between came from bats. So it's going to keep happening,
particularly climate change.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Where we're stop right there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What he just threw in climate change, that's like the
third dice on the craps table that stands out.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'll say you hear the other thing that they do.
White liberals always do this. White liberals will blame any
health related problem in the world on China and Africa.
It's always Africa and China's fault. Never the CIA. No, No,
never a USAID funded or NIH funded laboratory somewhere in
a third world. Not certainly, not Fauci's fault, Not Bill
(17:34):
gates fault. No, it's always black people and Chinese people's
fault for eating dirty food. That's how white liberals every
health problem.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Now we just sprinkle in a little like a little
tabasco on top, a little climate change for the rest
of us.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Our next speaker is mister Bill Gates.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
A bill couldn't make it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
There from England, But guys in England will try to
sound like they're an old black guy. Yeah, what's up
with that? I know, it's weirdest thing to me. Can't
y'all just sound like you're from where you're from? I'm
sick all these posers.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Who is trying to sound black? Well, you need to
call that out when you see that. We got to
put a stop to that. I mean, I don't nationwide.
I get it, you know, we got it under control,
but now is a worldwide thing.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh, let me update you every single rock and roll
singer from nineteen fifty up until now.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Time out?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
What to stop?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Why? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
So?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I wish it didn't aggravate me. Musicians on the West
coast of California. Just why would you? Why would you
have to say the west coast of California musicians on
the West coast or musicians in California. Sure, and we
know California's on the west coast, But then you did both.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Did you even watch Ozark? It's like you're suggesting that
the coastlines of the lake don't matter.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Hello Lake Tahoe, Hello, thank.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You, But I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I feel better now, you know, if you go far
enough in any direction, that West Coast becomes an East coast.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, take that queer.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah. What do they call it over there in China?
Huh yeah, yeah, exactly, they call it the East Coast?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
You jerk?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Are you in China? Are you broadcasting from far enough
away to make it the east? No?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Not yet, No, someday.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
These things just aggravate me when I hear them, and
I just I have to say something. If I don't,
it'll be inside me all day.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, anyway, we're the lie wants inside you all day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Uh No, We're live right now from the southeast coast
to the Gulf of America here and the Wallington Johnson
Studio is broadcasting all over to the good part of
the country pretty much, just the south.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What are such on the west coast of the Gulf
of America? What's our highest north Florida would be the
east coast of the Gulf of America. What's our furthest
north affiliate? Is it Memphis? Is it Fort Smith? When
is it Fort Mia? You ever look I'm thinking I.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Don't generally look at maps because I'm a heterosexual man.
But I'm pretty sure that those cities are north of us.
You look at maps on your phone a bit. Now,
I let him talk to me when I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You don't look.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't like taking directions from a GPS. If the
voice is a woman, well no, I'd rather just drive
around and guess. If I can't get into the settings
and switch that, I don't want to know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do you ever switch it over to the Cajun guy
or the yeat.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Our buddy Nathan does that?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, when they tell you, you know you can't turn
left there, go up there and turn three rights and
you'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Well, it's not just a Cajun voice. No, Yeah, his
is from a very specific town. What town is it?
Is he from Apaloosa?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Something?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Home Upbodo somewhere. No, we're just naming cities.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
He doesn't listen to the show, but if he did,
I'm sure he'd be texting us show.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, if he was up this early. Yeah, No, but
he's old. He's like the oldest guy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We know, we're making fun of one of the people
that works on the show. For those this is we're
of course, most people don't realize who this guy is
or even understand this part of the conversation. But there's
one person out there right now who is getting roasted.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
If you can remember what it was you was trying
to tell us before this one lost his mind about California.
I think you should proceed.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh, thank you. I do have a whole thing prepared
right now.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, So we were looking at places where you can
die and fun. Yeah, we've got this list of the
deadliest theme not theme parks, national parks in America right now.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you mean like going to the Yellowstone or the
Grand Canyon, places like that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oddly Yellowstone out that deadly It was ten on the list.
Only about four or five people die there a year.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm surprised considering how many stupid turms there are. Ran
exactly tourist moron tourn Yeah, because they get out there
and they think that the animals have to respect the
fact that I'm an American. You know, you can't attack me.
I don't think the elk or the bear or the
buffalo give a damn.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah no, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We now take you to the deadliest national parks in America?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Are we starting at ten? And working our way up
or they do on TV.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
We're starting at ten and working our way down like
they do on TV.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They go up to one, up to death's.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Down to the number one. There you go, because ten's
a higher number than one. Casey case One called it
a countdown. You're right, Kenny, thank you very much. And
if there's one thing we do on this radio show,
it's respect Casey Casum. Yeah, we would never defecate on
his corpse or make fun of him when he went missing.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Do you know who he is?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, he's really He was the voice of Scooby Doo
and he did something else too.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Countdown?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
There's a pedophile or something.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Since you were you were right, and I admitted in
front of people that you were right, you should probably
you know, take that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, yeah, Casey Caseum the ninth president of America. Anyway.
Number ten is national Yellowstone National Park, where there's less
than five death seat four point nine four.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
To be exactly, you're pretty safe there.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Number nine Kings Canyon National Park technically called Sequoia and
Kings Canyon National Park.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh that's the giant trees.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That's five point four to one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, if one fellow you like like that tree did
on a Governor Abbott. I bet you'd be worse off
than getting in a wheelchair. I don't think you'd get
any money. Well, your family would. They never even find you.
Those trees are so big. The tree would fill up
this entire studio. That's that's how big around they are.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
You're probably thinking that's the most wood you've ever seen,
But I've seen more you.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh yeah, I got a mirror.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah. Glenn Canyon National Recreation Area is number eight.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Glynn Campbell's got his own national park. It's unbelievable, it
is amazing. Yeah, there's a there's a whole center there
for people with dementia. Number seven. Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
There eight point eight two deaths a year. Number six.
Golden Gate National Recreation Area. That's pretty Yeah, I've been
that one.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I bet you have. I bet, I bet.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Golden Gate Bridge is just a phenomenal structure. It's iconic.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The bridge is a national park.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
There's a park at the end of the bridge.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh, I've never been. Number five. Natchez Trace Parkway. Oh yeah,
ten deaths a year at ten point eleven. Technically, Blue
Ridge Parkway comes in at number four, that'd be ten
point seven. I don't know why that's higher on the
list than Natchez because it's less death but that's how
they did it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Number three Yosemity National Park eleven deaths a year.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That could be because people seemed to want to climb
things in Yosemite and a lot of times they don't
use safety ropes.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Honestly, that's probably it. Number two, same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Grand Canyon National Park twelve point seven deaths a year
leaves us to number one. Number one is a winner
by a lot. Here over twenty deaths yearly.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Woo, stay out of this.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Where's Lake Mead National Recreation.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Area A minute?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think I've been there.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
That's on the west coast of California.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Is it really?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, that's where that is.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's often cited as one of the most dangerous national
parks in the United States due to a combination of
environmental hazards, human activity, water related incidents, extreme climate, rugged terrain,
high visitor volume.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I was six million people a year. Someone's got to die.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
When they say human activity, are they say in too
many drunks?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I think that's probably what it is. Yeah, that's what
they're seeing hung over crime and human factors. Oh boy,
lake meets proximity to urban centers like Vegas has historically
been linked to crime, drownings, foul play, body dumpings.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
That's why they're drunk.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I bet the body dumping thing plays that someone gets Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
God, yeah, because they said when the water level was
going down, remember they started finding.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Things, that's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Speaking of that, I mean we have a story related
to finding people in a submerged automobile.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Over imagine how often somebody accidentally kills a hooker in
a hotel room in Las Vegas And where.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Are you going to take it? You met?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And then also on the list of historical data, the
combination of water dangers, desert extremes, heavy human use sets
lake meat apart. It's not about a single dramatic threat
like bears or volcanoes.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
It's just the perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Storm and volcanoes in a high While you're going off again,
they just keep on going. Oh, speaking of Yellowstone, Yeah,
you never know if this is real or not because
there's just so many ways people can fool you. Now
with artificial whatever, and you know, photo shopping and what
but this picture was sent to me yesterday. Okay, now
(08:23):
this is if it's If it's fake, it's still a
good story. But if it's real, it's it's scary as hell.
The bears and other animals in Yellowstone Park have started
heading for the exits. Wait what they said that the
animals in the interior of the park are heading for
(08:43):
the exterior of the park. Now you know that big
park's just a great, big old caldera the top of
a covered up, dormant volcano, and so the whole let's
imagine that whole big round park and it's a volcano. Well,
the animals in it or are trying to get like
further away too.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Because they could said something, it's like your uncle with
a trick knee and he could tell when it's gonna rain.
That's not a real photo.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
These are bears, Suppose Now that's what I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
He's showing me a picture of a road going through
the mountains.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
At Palos that's the entrance to Yellowstone. Or dozens of bears, no, hundreds,
hundreds of bears. These are some grizzlies and little lit
little cubs or and stuff, and there's just thousands of
bears and they're just out sleeping on the road because
they don't want to be in the park anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And they say, that's what Yellowstone yep. Apparently that same
photo has been used to describe a highway in Missouri,
and there's a Snoop's article about it.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
There's also next to the picture if you'll notice a
hashtag Montana monuments or Montana Moments. Oh, I don't know,
maybe yeah, maybe that's the Is that the exit going
into Montana.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
The photo has been used more than once online to
trick people into thinking it's something else.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That's what I told you. I don't believe it. I
didn't think it was real. There's also a photo that
it is a volcano under there that could go and
I'll bet the animals will feel it for we do.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have you ever seen the photo of Slash sitting in
a diner. No, there's a photo on the internet of
Slash sitting and it's been posted hundreds of times in
hundreds of small towns around the country.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And the kid like, it's like it's in that town right, Like.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It'll say he was in Fresno, California, or Gulfport, Mississippi.
Or Rockford, Illinois, and then the caption reads, this nice
guy came in and left a thousand dollars tip for
one of our waitresses.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Does anyone know who he is?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And then in the comment section, hundreds of people will go,
it's Slash, It's people.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Lose their and it's clickbait is all it is.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And that's you know it's fake because Slash probably spent
all his money on drugs years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh yeah, what you told see to understand is I'm
not trapped in here with you.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You're in here with me.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
They had some fun. Those Andrew sisters. Give me the
time of the day. I'll tell you I like the
pretty one. Oh yeah, the pretty one's the best.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think I do?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
You know which one is the pretty one?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Think y'all know what you're thinking?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
One?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
They're correct.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
This is from their hit album rom and Coca Cola.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Coca Cola Shute Hi, I'll have.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A rom and Coca Cola?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
You don't have that? Okay? How about a DDP? You
know what that is?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Now right? People got real mad at you for saying
DP didn't mean doctor Pepper. Well, I've been in Texas
long enough to know. You've been in ten minutes, you
should know DP is doctor Pepper. Oh, this is whatever
you thought it was. This is a generational thing. You
thought it was dietary planning?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
No, No, what the hell you thought DP meant. There
is a term that people my age and younger would uh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I feel talk about download? That ain't DP. Download. That's different. No,
that's a tillet. It is different.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I don't think that's a thing anymore. Do gay men
in the black community still have to hide in the closet?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's nothing. They ought not be gay, you know, the
black black brothers, you know, but if they are, they
all hide it.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
There's this music video on the internet for a song,
and I'm just telling you about it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm not endorsing it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm not vilifying it because I'm not sure what the
correct way to feel about it is. But it's a
music video that a gay black man made. It's very
common on social media nowadays. It gets used as a meme.
And the song is called N words can be Gay Too?
Say what the song is called N words can be
Gay Too?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And what's the brother's name that it was doing this work.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
I don't know the artist's name off the top, but
it's a very well produced music.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Video, kind of like we need to promote something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And it's a it's a bunch of gay men who
all happen to be African American and they're dancing and
it goes n words can be gay to whether you
like it or you love it, and it's People will
send it to me sometimes because they think it's funny,
and I just want to let you know it's not funny.
I've never want nothing to laughed about that. I have
never once laughed at it. Of the dozens of times
(13:18):
people have sent it to me, I've never even got you. No,
I don't think it's even like the third time you
got it. Well, here's where it gets tricky. It's hard
for me to tell are they making fun of black
people or gay people? Are like, what exactly is because
the people that made it are celebrating blackness and gayness.
But I feel like, and follow me here, I feel
(13:38):
like people are using it to make fun of those
groups of people.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's not why they made the song. But the people
that have heard the song. Have turned it that way.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Lord help me if my life is ever as interesting
as the Internet.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And I don't think we're ever going to really know
the answers of those questions and more until you just
play the song, can't it dude? You know I'll do it.
Do not challenge your head. Pas No, No, you're not watching.
Watching This is like Trump's tariffs. Go ahead, go ahead,
I got a tariff back on you.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We're cryer, mild, a moderate amount of editing, but at
the top of the hours, not funny. There is a
time and a place, and that would be in the
next segment after I briefly edit it all.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
We do it about ten fifteen. What do you say?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Deal in the meantime while we're waiting for that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, no, it's time again for another edition of Medical Coincidences,
and it's brought to you today by our friends at
Wheelchairs for Warriors because there have been some medical situations
for some of our warriors or military men and women,
(14:46):
and Wheelchairs for Warriors provides wheelchairs for the people that
need them when they come home.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
My man, I love that we're doing this. Go to
Wheelchairs for Warriors dot org today make a donation it is.
It's easily my favorite. I mean, it's certainly one of them.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
If you're that kind of guy that you know lecture
or gal who sees military service and thank you for
your service. That's nice. Thank you for your service. That's
always nice appreciated. But wouldn't a call or a visit
to the website Wheelchairs for Warriors be a much better
way to say thank you?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
I love that idea. And since it's tax deductible.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
There's that too. And we're coming up on that day
faster than.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You'd like, all right, So I just we have to
remind people from time to time. People in the ruling class,
they don't respect you. They think you're stupid. And it
doesn't matter how much time has passed since the pandemic
and it has been five years, hard to believe. They
still think you're an idiot. They don't think you're any smarter.
They don't think you've figured it out. They don't think
you've looked at the mountains of evidence. They don't think
(15:46):
that you're objectively that you can look at and just
smell bs when it's sitting on a table and a
plate in front of you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
One of the reasons we haven't looked at the mountain
of evidence in some of these situations is because they
are hiding it. There is over eleven thousand hours of
JAY six footage that has yet to be seen by
the general republic. It is unreleased footage, and the reason
they're not releasing it is because a lot of it
(16:13):
is undercover agents of the FBI committing crimes in the capital.
It was not only a setup, but it's now a
cover up.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Right.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
But this isn't about JAY. This is about COVID.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's about government the way they do.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yet Bill Gates still thinks and still wants.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You to believe does he think it or does he
just want you to think it? Well, I mean, I
have no idea what's going on is I don't believe
it's nonsense.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Since the beginning of the pandemic, this has always been
Bill Gates' stance on what caused COVID nineteen.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
It's quite clear in this case that it came across
through animals, and almost all our diseases like HIV crossed
over from chimpanzees in Africa quite some time ago. He
bolt came from bats. This also with one up in
between came from bats. So it's going to keep happening,
particularly climate change.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Where we're stop right there.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What he just threw in climate change, that's like the
third dice on the craps table that stands out.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'll say you hear the other thing that they do.
White liberals always do this. White liberals will blame any
health related problem in the world on China and Africa.
It's always Africa and China's fault. Never the CIA. No, No,
never a USAID funded or NIH funded laboratory somewhere in
a third world. Not certainly, not Fauci's fault, Not Bill
(17:34):
gates fault. No, it's always black people and Chinese people's
fault for eating dirty food. That's how white liberals every
health problem.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Now we just sprinkle in a little like a little
tabasco on top, a little climate change for the rest
of us.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Our next speaker is mister Bill Gates.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
A bill couldn't make it. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
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