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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a date on Sunday with a girl at
an art callery, and here's.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Just got dumped. I don't even want to take a
couple of breaths between women and maybe kind of trying
to figure out what happened, what went wrong the last
time before you jump right back in the last girl
broke up with me because I kept talking about her
on the radio. Oh well, then you don't want to
talk about this one.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, well, we're not technically in a relationship yet. We
just have a date, so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't think you was in a relationship with the
last one either. You just didn't know it. Yeah, no,
you're right, I know now, Yeah, now you know. So
we're But the problem is with this girl. I'm going
to the r calory. He's gonna do it anyway, she said, no,
he knows better. She's very pretty. But the problem is
if you look at her Instagram account. Okay, the problem
is she's very pretty, but so's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Her mom is a you dog? Isn't that kind of awkward?
The mom's hot. I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For the old mother and daughter combo, Well, if it
doesn't work out with the daughter, I figure, mom's hot.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I got ten dollars, so you don't make it. Look
at this, she's a Republican and she knew Kaylee Mcaninny
and Tony Hawk. Look at that Tony Hawk and Kelly
mcaninny in the same Tony Hawk, the pro skater. Apparently
he's married to Kaylie Mcaninni. There's a photo of the
two of them like a skateboard guy. Yeah, who knew
that Kaylee Mcaninni is married to Tony Hawk. I had
no idea. Well, I still don't know it anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
If you just said it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Anyway, if you go on a date, just try to
make sure her mom's not hot, because that's going to distract.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You the whole day. So you canceling on this girl, No,
absolutely not. You just said, don't go on the date
if her mom is hot. And you said her mom
is hot and you're going on the date. Are you
not taking your own advice?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I never do.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, why are you giving it to the rest of us?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Because I figure, you know, it's like, I'm like a
life coach. I'm one of those guys on the internet
that tells you how to.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Like a life coach at all. No, I'm a life coach.
I'm like the opposite of a life coach. I absolutely am.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
On National hot Tub Day, I'm the guy you should
be listening to.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Today is a very special day.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's National hot Tub Day.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I think I'm fan and smoking on hot couch. You're
hot tub kidding, so hot, hot tub who Hot tubs
all around?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Happy National Hoptub Day. Sometime heavy National hot Tub Day.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The best hot tub tribute was Eddie Murphy doing James
Brown Brown singing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Good God, y'all, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
National hot Tub Day celebrates the joy and relaxation that
a hot tub brings. It's a chance to indulge in
the soothing warmth of a bubble bath, melting away stress
with every dep I don't put bubbles in there. You
learn that the hard way.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
For those who own a hot tub. This day encourages
slowly slowing down to unwind and recharge.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It says, okay, we all need to do that, and
that's what the weekends for slowing down and recharging. Maybe
instead of your date, you should sit at home this
weekend contemplate where you screwed up with the last dozen
or so girls in the last two or three months,
and then I'm not I don't think I'm exaggerating and
wait around to see if Jesus shows up.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Look, I'm down with Jesus. I think he's awesome. But
I don't think he's showing up this weekend. I think
he's got a pretty full schedule, what with fighting for
our salvation and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Got all that going on? Yeah, why what's all this about?
And why are you the guy that's telling us about Jesus.
I don't like I've read the article, and apparently none
of y'all did you read?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
See uh? Odds makers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Since yesterday was opening day of baseball for the season,
odds makers gave us a list of who they think
will win the World Series, and of course, you know
the Houston, you know the Dallas, Atlanta and LA all
pretty high up there. Then they came out with a
story about who's not going to win the World Series
(03:43):
and no matter what else happens in baseball, they're pretty
sure the Chicago White Sox are not. As a matter
of fact, the odds makers have said the odds of
Jesus returning this year really are than the odds of
the White Sox winning the World Series this year, and.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How do they know? How do they know when Jesus
is coming back?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They don't. They just know that the odds are better
that one would happen before the other.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Boy. Being a White Sox fan is tough. It's the
smallest fan base in sports.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Last year the White Sox loss. You know, they play
one hundred and sixty two regular season games. That's a
lot of games in baseball. They lost one hundred and
twenty one of them. Damn, that's awful, it really is.
It is a modern day record that goes back to
nineteen o one. Wow, it's a long time ago. Shoeless
Joe Jackson. You know why they called him that, right,
(04:38):
They couldn't afford you no, because his mom wanted his
name to be Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Huh, yeah, that's his name, Joe Jackson. She named him Joe.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, his mom loved the name Joseph. She thought it
was beautif it's biblical, you know, this is this is.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Actually pretty uplifting. The chance of Jesus showing up there
this year is at three percent, a three out of
out of one hundred. You know, not bad. If you
had a three percent chance of winning the lottery, you'd
probably buy a ticket. What are they basing this off
of they're odds makers. What do they base anything off of?
(05:11):
Past performance? Perhaps, okay, White Sox chances of winning the
World Series thingy one percent.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So yeah, Jesus is way way better. Billy had this
kind of this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Does this fall under the umbrella of blasphemy or it
feels like scooted over here, we're comparing the other baseball
team in Chicago. Yeah, oh, other Hollywood news. Not that
Jesus is really Hollywood celebrity, but he should be. Yeah.
Will Smith was honored in his hometown of Philadelphia, where
(05:47):
they named a street after him. It's called Will Smith Way.
It's called Jiggy Boulevard. Yeah, they say this street Will
Smith's Way. That street slap bra is slap you know
it bangs, Yeah, because he slapped people.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I get it. Yeah. Chris Rock, Yeah, no, I get
it the Chris Rock. Yeah. Does it a.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Streets of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Does it give you alo? Pisha?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Might?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm want I want I wish I had like a
cool condition like that where people would have to give
me money and feel sorry for.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Me, that would be handy. I think, So what if
I got a ninja sword? Now they just feel sorry
for you and don't give you money. So you know,
what are you gonna do now that ninja swords are
illegal in the beat in England? That does that mean
the cost of ninja swords is gonna go down because
they can't buy them?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Is there a tariff?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Is there a ninja sword tariff? I bet there is? Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
By the way, that picture you have a bear that
is not a ninja sword. It's a photo of Donald
Trump with a sword. That's the kind of sword that
they knight you with, you know, the queen or king
or whoever. They'll take that sword and tap you on
the shoulder and back and forth like that, and then
you're knighted and then you're like royalty almost but not quite.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Look how hot Malania is. Isn't that crazy? That the
that the first lady is a babe? I know it
already happened for four years.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But then he's cutting a cake.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, it was from this is a photo from a celebrate.
We're looking at a picture of Donald Trump at a
tuxedo with a giant sword and he's about to cut
into a cake while Malania is sitting there looking all
hot in a ball gown. Yeah, I sure would like
a bite of that cake. I bet it's really good cake.
It's the president's cake. You think he's got a cheap cake,
(07:25):
He's not got to cheap out on cake, Absolutely not.
Does that guy look like he has a bad cake?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Does Donald Trump's physique seem like the physique of a
man that's messing around with low budget grocery store reject
leftover cake from last week? And if you turn him around,
you can see some of that cake he brought with him.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, are you talking about the president's But it was
that is so inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Just not revolve around you, and you're do whatever it takes,
ruin as many people's lives, just so long as you
can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist.
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Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's also very cool. It's called the superclimator. Yeah, that's
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There's there's a couple for you, all right, Chisholm or
Chisholm chis hole what Yankee star Jazz Chisholm chism, yes,
says basic baseball is a white sport?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Is what he says? Is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Did he watch any of the game yesterday? I saw
a plenty of color on the field. You see a
lot of whiteies out there. Baseball has done everything it
can to embrace more sportsmanship.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think what he means is more than basketball or football. Well, okay,
so you know, it just depends on what you compare
it to. You're you're rich if you compare yourself to
the right person, and you're extremely poor if you compare
yourself to the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Sure, that's true. There's always gonna be somebody that's whiter, blacker, richer,
or poorer, dumber or smarter than you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's always true. What about more handsome?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean not for me, but clearly for other people.
Yankee star third basemen Jazz Chisholm doesn't believe his celebrations
are embraced, and he think it's because of his skin color.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
His celebrations. Yeah, he likes to. Does he do a
little dance? Yep, that's right, and white people don't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He said.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't want to have to say this, but baseball
is a white sport. I feel like white people criticize
everything that a black man does. Black men are outspoken,
they say what's on their minds, he says. And great
that you can just lump an entire race of people
together and stereotype them and say that's how black men.
(10:00):
They're all the same. They're exactly the same, like he
said it. Yeah, that sounds like something only Mormons would do.
They would Yeah, damn Mormons. Oh yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah.
As it turns out, Caitlin Clark, on the other hand,
is almost as busy during the offseason as during the
WNBA season, and as you know, the WNBA season is is.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Not going on right now.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is that the NFL recruited the former Riconsensation to attend
the league's owners meeting in Palm Beach, Florida, next week
to advise the league on the future of women's sports,
specifically the NFL's flag football efforts. What kind of football flag? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Okay, Garry on, I know, I thought something else too.
Flag football is a high priority of ours, says NFL
Executive vice president Jeff Miller. He thinks women playing football
is the future of sports, and so they're gonna get
Clayton Clark involved. They want to know how she get
they said, you know, for some reason, when you're involved,
it's the only time people care about women's sports, unless
(11:01):
it's gymnastics or if.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There's a man in there. Well, the trans stuff. Sure,
beach volleyball, that works. How do we make if it's softball?
If nothing makes people watch women's sports except for softball,
only when it's Oklahoma at.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
WNBA, only when it's Kaitlyn car watched the Aggies too.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Sometimes, you know, all right, LSU, they're looking good.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know, I think you're pandering. No, I think your pander.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't even know how to play that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
The point I'm getting at is, unless there's a trans involved,
or Kaitlyn Clark or Simone Biles. Usually people just don't
care that much, So Clark won't be the only outside
voice called in to advise in this initiative. Tennis legend
Serena Williams, she's also getting in on it, plus Super
Bowl champ Eli Manning. So as you can see, they
got all the great women of sports involved here, famous
(11:49):
ladies of sports. Yeah, Eli Manning, Serena Williams, and Kaitlyn
Clark are going to tell them how to get people
interested in women's football.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now. I know you were just playing playing dumb when
you said you didn't know when the w NBA season starts.
But I think everybody know, everybody knows we're we're just
hanging on. We're just basically killing time and watching the
clock until May sixteenth. Thrills around id damn and what
(12:17):
happens on May sixteenth, a.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Regular season of the wn Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Hey,
Billy had, you're not looking so good. You don't have that, Johndice?
Do you?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't, I don't know where where do you?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What are you looking at? Have you considered weasel testicles
as a way to make yourself feel better. I think
he's already got those. I was just reading this article
in the in the Guardian. Here, no, you keep your testicles, Kenny,
it's about medievo. Okay, fine, everyone make a weasel testical joke.
Mister oh, do you want to do one beneath me?
I know that's beneath me, al testical joke.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let's go. Apparently there's this exhibition that they're doing at
Cambridge University right now to teach people about medieval medicine,
and some of this stuff, according to RFK Junior, is
actually not that crazy. You know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, ancient Chinese secret is, you know, partly about their medicine,
and they've been at this for a long time.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Some of the stuff they do here they get a
burning weasel testicles in a pot with a mouse ear
chickweed and create something called pessaries. What's a pessari?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You go into a Chinese drug store. They got like
a jar of mouse ears, you know, because they're like
like the size of your little fingernail. Hey, can I
get like a half a dozen mouse ears? And what
is that gonna cost you? Because somebody's got to catch
the mouse and cut its little ears off? Have you
ever been in a Mexican traditional medicine pharmacy? Do you
(13:47):
know what I'm talking about? Yes, that Mexican people have.
It's like holistic medicine, and you go in there and
it's just plastic bags filled with herbs. I couldn't read
most of the things that were The ones I could
make out, though, disturbed me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But laugh all you want, Because is anyone healthier than Mexicans?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, I don't think so. Partly calls they take a
break in the middle of the day, catch them a
little c yesta. See, that's what we ought to do.
We had to do that halfway through the show every morning.
Oh I usually do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, we know, Billy, We're aware of the fact that
you take a nap during the show. But I like
a siesta. You know. Problem is, sometimes when I'm taking
a siesta, that's like the most important time of the day,
when the movers and shakers are doing stuff and you
got to get out there and man, you got to
grab the bowl by the horns. Yeah, be part of it,
you know, yeah, or or just not or just take
a nap. I guess yeah. Eight six six I love WJ.
(14:37):
Is there anything important today you think we forgot to
mention on the show. Don't call us and tell us
about it. We're just going to make fun of you
if you do that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Let's see jd Vance and Usha going to GREENLANDA. I
don't know anybody really cares one way or the other.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Ferrari prices are up ten percent now thanks to those
auto tariffs. Now I'll never be able to afford a Ferrari. Yet,
did you buy your vet yesterday? I did not buy
a vat why.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's all we talked about yesterday, and then you were
going to go out and buy it. Then you went
home and took a siesta and forgot.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The day that I decided to buy a Corvette was
the day that all of a sudden, the auto tariff stuff.
I just want to see how this plays out. I
want to see what's going to happen here.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In the Ferrari. Raising the prizes is from Ferrari, not
from troll. They say, oh, you're gonna tax us, I'll
tax you back by raising my prices.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And the kind of people that buy Ferraris aren't really
affected by any of this, not at all. No.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, I know a guy who has two keeps him
under a cover in the garage, one for him, one
for his wife. No, believe it or not, turns out no,
she's not there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
She doesn't like Ferraris. So it's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So we're still keeping an eye and probably will all weekend.
Long of the death toll sadly after the seven point
seven earthquake, and meam menoir. No that's a memoir. That's
a book. No no, no, that's a country. No that's
a journal. No memoir is the country. Let's see. King
Charles got the cancer. But you know, I think he
(16:04):
should do what's right and step down and let the
sun take over. It's time for a younger, handsomer king.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
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I have a date on Sunday with a girl at
an art callery, and here's.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Just got dumped. I don't even want to take a
couple of breaths between women and maybe kind of trying
to figure out what happened, what went wrong the last
time before you jump right back in the last girl
broke up with me because I kept talking about her
on the radio. Oh well, then you don't want to
talk about this one.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, well, we're not technically in a relationship yet. We
just have a date, so it's fine.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't think you was in a relationship with the
last one either. You just didn't know it. Yeah, no,
you're right, I know now, Yeah, now you know. So
we're But the problem is with this girl. I'm going
to the r calory. He's gonna do it anyway, she said, no,
he knows better. She's very pretty. But the problem is
if you look at her Instagram account. Okay, the problem
is she's very pretty, but so's.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Her mom is a you dog? Isn't that kind of awkward?
The mom's hot. I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For the old mother and daughter combo, Well, if it
doesn't work out with the daughter, I figure, mom's hot.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I got ten dollars, so you don't make it. Look
at this, she's a Republican and she knew Kaylee Mcaninny
and Tony Hawk. Look at that Tony Hawk and Kelly
mcaninny in the same Tony Hawk, the pro skater. Apparently
he's married to Kaylie Mcaninni. There's a photo of the
two of them like a skateboard guy. Yeah, who knew
that Kaylee Mcaninni is married to Tony Hawk. I had
no idea. Well, I still don't know it anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
If you just said it looks like it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Anyway, if you go on a date, just try to
make sure her mom's not hot, because that's going to distract.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You the whole day. So you canceling on this girl, No,
absolutely not. You just said, don't go on the date
if her mom is hot. And you said her mom
is hot and you're going on the date. Are you
not taking your own advice?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I never do.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well, why are you giving it to the rest of us?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Because I figure, you know, it's like, I'm like a
life coach. I'm one of those guys on the internet
that tells you how to.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Like a life coach at all. No, I'm a life coach.
I'm like the opposite of a life coach. I absolutely am.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
On National hot Tub Day, I'm the guy you should
be listening to.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Today is a very special day.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's National hot Tub Day.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I think I'm fan and smoking on hot couch. You're
hot tub kidding, so hot, hot tub who Hot tubs
all around?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Happy National Hoptub Day. Sometime heavy National hot Tub Day.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
The best hot tub tribute was Eddie Murphy doing James
Brown Brown singing.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Good God, y'all, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
National hot Tub Day celebrates the joy and relaxation that
a hot tub brings. It's a chance to indulge in
the soothing warmth of a bubble bath, melting away stress
with every dep I don't put bubbles in there. You
learn that the hard way.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
For those who own a hot tub. This day encourages
slowly slowing down to unwind and recharge.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It says, okay, we all need to do that, and
that's what the weekends for slowing down and recharging. Maybe
instead of your date, you should sit at home this
weekend contemplate where you screwed up with the last dozen
or so girls in the last two or three months,
and then I'm not I don't think I'm exaggerating and
wait around to see if Jesus shows up.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Look, I'm down with Jesus. I think he's awesome. But
I don't think he's showing up this weekend. I think
he's got a pretty full schedule, what with fighting for
our salvation and everything like that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Got all that going on? Yeah, why what's all this about?
And why are you the guy that's telling us about Jesus.
I don't like I've read the article, and apparently none
of y'all did you read?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
See uh? Odds makers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Since yesterday was opening day of baseball for the season,
odds makers gave us a list of who they think
will win the World Series, and of course, you know
the Houston, you know the Dallas, Atlanta and LA all
pretty high up there. Then they came out with a
story about who's not going to win the World Series
(03:43):
and no matter what else happens in baseball, they're pretty
sure the Chicago White Sox are not. As a matter
of fact, the odds makers have said the odds of
Jesus returning this year really are than the odds of
the White Sox winning the World Series this year, and.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How do they know? How do they know when Jesus
is coming back?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
They don't. They just know that the odds are better
that one would happen before the other.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Boy. Being a White Sox fan is tough. It's the
smallest fan base in sports.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Last year the White Sox loss. You know, they play
one hundred and sixty two regular season games. That's a
lot of games in baseball. They lost one hundred and
twenty one of them. Damn, that's awful, it really is.
It is a modern day record that goes back to
nineteen o one. Wow, it's a long time ago. Shoeless
Joe Jackson. You know why they called him that, right,
(04:38):
They couldn't afford you no, because his mom wanted his
name to be Joe.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Huh, yeah, that's his name, Joe Jackson. She named him Joe.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, his mom loved the name Joseph. She thought it
was beautif it's biblical, you know, this is this is.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Actually pretty uplifting. The chance of Jesus showing up there
this year is at three percent, a three out of
out of one hundred. You know, not bad. If you
had a three percent chance of winning the lottery, you'd
probably buy a ticket. What are they basing this off
of they're odds makers. What do they base anything off of?
(05:11):
Past performance? Perhaps, okay, White Sox chances of winning the
World Series thingy one percent.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
So yeah, Jesus is way way better. Billy had this
kind of this conversation right now.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Does this fall under the umbrella of blasphemy or it
feels like scooted over here, we're comparing the other baseball
team in Chicago. Yeah, oh, other Hollywood news. Not that
Jesus is really Hollywood celebrity, but he should be. Yeah.
Will Smith was honored in his hometown of Philadelphia, where
(05:47):
they named a street after him. It's called Will Smith Way.
It's called Jiggy Boulevard. Yeah, they say this street Will
Smith's Way. That street slap bra is slap you know
it bangs, Yeah, because he slapped people.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I get it. Yeah. Chris Rock, Yeah, no, I get
it the Chris Rock. Yeah. Does it a.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Streets of Philadelphia?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Does it give you alo? Pisha?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Might?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm want I want I wish I had like a
cool condition like that where people would have to give
me money and feel sorry for.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Me, that would be handy. I think, So what if
I got a ninja sword? Now they just feel sorry
for you and don't give you money. So you know,
what are you gonna do now that ninja swords are
illegal in the beat in England? That does that mean
the cost of ninja swords is gonna go down because
they can't buy them?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Is there a tariff?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Is there a ninja sword tariff? I bet there is? Huh.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
By the way, that picture you have a bear that
is not a ninja sword. It's a photo of Donald
Trump with a sword. That's the kind of sword that
they knight you with, you know, the queen or king
or whoever. They'll take that sword and tap you on
the shoulder and back and forth like that, and then
you're knighted and then you're like royalty almost but not quite.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Look how hot Malania is. Isn't that crazy? That the
that the first lady is a babe? I know it
already happened for four years.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But then he's cutting a cake.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, it was from this is a photo from a celebrate.
We're looking at a picture of Donald Trump at a
tuxedo with a giant sword and he's about to cut
into a cake while Malania is sitting there looking all
hot in a ball gown. Yeah, I sure would like
a bite of that cake. I bet it's really good cake.
It's the president's cake. You think he's got a cheap cake,
(07:25):
He's not got to cheap out on cake, Absolutely not.
Does that guy look like he has a bad cake?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Does Donald Trump's physique seem like the physique of a
man that's messing around with low budget grocery store reject
leftover cake from last week? And if you turn him around,
you can see some of that cake he brought with him.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, are you talking about the president's But it was
that is so inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Just not revolve around you, and you're do whatever it takes,
ruin as many people's lives, just so long as you
can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Now we're back from going nowhere.
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Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's also very cool. It's called the superclimator. Yeah, that's
what they call it. Oh wow, it's pretty We couldn't
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There's there's a couple for you, all right, Chisholm or
Chisholm chis hole what Yankee star Jazz Chisholm chism, yes,
says basic baseball is a white sport?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Is what he says? Is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Did he watch any of the game yesterday? I saw
a plenty of color on the field. You see a
lot of whiteies out there. Baseball has done everything it
can to embrace more sportsmanship.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I think what he means is more than basketball or football. Well, okay,
so you know, it just depends on what you compare
it to. You're you're rich if you compare yourself to
the right person, and you're extremely poor if you compare
yourself to the wrong person.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Sure, that's true. There's always gonna be somebody that's whiter, blacker, richer,
or poorer, dumber or smarter than you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's always true. What about more handsome?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean not for me, but clearly for other people.
Yankee star third basemen Jazz Chisholm doesn't believe his celebrations
are embraced, and he think it's because of his skin color.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
His celebrations. Yeah, he likes to. Does he do a
little dance? Yep, that's right, and white people don't like it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He said.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I don't want to have to say this, but baseball
is a white sport. I feel like white people criticize
everything that a black man does. Black men are outspoken,
they say what's on their minds, he says. And great
that you can just lump an entire race of people
together and stereotype them and say that's how black men.
(10:00):
They're all the same. They're exactly the same, like he
said it. Yeah, that sounds like something only Mormons would do.
They would Yeah, damn Mormons. Oh yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah.
As it turns out, Caitlin Clark, on the other hand,
is almost as busy during the offseason as during the
WNBA season, and as you know, the WNBA season is is.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Not going on right now.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is that the NFL recruited the former Riconsensation to attend
the league's owners meeting in Palm Beach, Florida, next week
to advise the league on the future of women's sports,
specifically the NFL's flag football efforts. What kind of football flag? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Okay, Garry on, I know, I thought something else too.
Flag football is a high priority of ours, says NFL
Executive vice president Jeff Miller. He thinks women playing football
is the future of sports, and so they're gonna get
Clayton Clark involved. They want to know how she get
they said, you know, for some reason, when you're involved,
it's the only time people care about women's sports, unless
(11:01):
it's gymnastics or if.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
There's a man in there. Well, the trans stuff. Sure,
beach volleyball, that works. How do we make if it's softball?
If nothing makes people watch women's sports except for softball,
only when it's Oklahoma at.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
WNBA, only when it's Kaitlyn car watched the Aggies too.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Sometimes, you know, all right, LSU, they're looking good.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know, I think you're pandering. No, I think your pander.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't even know how to play that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
The point I'm getting at is, unless there's a trans involved,
or Kaitlyn Clark or Simone Biles. Usually people just don't
care that much, So Clark won't be the only outside
voice called in to advise in this initiative. Tennis legend
Serena Williams, she's also getting in on it, plus Super
Bowl champ Eli Manning. So as you can see, they
got all the great women of sports involved here, famous
(11:49):
ladies of sports. Yeah, Eli Manning, Serena Williams, and Kaitlyn
Clark are going to tell them how to get people
interested in women's football.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now. I know you were just playing playing dumb when
you said you didn't know when the w NBA season starts.
But I think everybody know, everybody knows we're we're just
hanging on. We're just basically killing time and watching the
clock until May sixteenth. Thrills around id damn and what
(12:17):
happens on May sixteenth, a.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Regular season of the wn Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Hey,
Billy had, you're not looking so good. You don't have that, Johndice?
Do you?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't, I don't know where where do you?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What are you looking at? Have you considered weasel testicles
as a way to make yourself feel better. I think
he's already got those. I was just reading this article
in the in the Guardian. Here, no, you keep your testicles, Kenny,
it's about medievo. Okay, fine, everyone make a weasel testical joke.
Mister oh, do you want to do one beneath me?
I know that's beneath me, al testical joke.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let's go. Apparently there's this exhibition that they're doing at
Cambridge University right now to teach people about medieval medicine,
and some of this stuff, according to RFK Junior, is
actually not that crazy. You know.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, ancient Chinese secret is, you know, partly about their medicine,
and they've been at this for a long time.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Some of the stuff they do here they get a
burning weasel testicles in a pot with a mouse ear
chickweed and create something called pessaries. What's a pessari?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You go into a Chinese drug store. They got like
a jar of mouse ears, you know, because they're like
like the size of your little fingernail. Hey, can I
get like a half a dozen mouse ears? And what
is that gonna cost you? Because somebody's got to catch
the mouse and cut its little ears off? Have you
ever been in a Mexican traditional medicine pharmacy? Do you
(13:47):
know what I'm talking about? Yes, that Mexican people have.
It's like holistic medicine, and you go in there and
it's just plastic bags filled with herbs. I couldn't read
most of the things that were The ones I could
make out, though, disturbed me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But laugh all you want, Because is anyone healthier than Mexicans?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, I don't think so. Partly calls they take a
break in the middle of the day, catch them a
little c yesta. See, that's what we ought to do.
We had to do that halfway through the show every morning.
Oh I usually do.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, we know, Billy, We're aware of the fact that
you take a nap during the show. But I like
a siesta. You know. Problem is, sometimes when I'm taking
a siesta, that's like the most important time of the day,
when the movers and shakers are doing stuff and you
got to get out there and man, you got to
grab the bowl by the horns. Yeah, be part of it,
you know, yeah, or or just not or just take
a nap. I guess yeah. Eight six six I love WJ.
(14:37):
Is there anything important today you think we forgot to
mention on the show. Don't call us and tell us
about it. We're just going to make fun of you
if you do that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Let's see jd Vance and Usha going to GREENLANDA. I
don't know anybody really cares one way or the other.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Ferrari prices are up ten percent now thanks to those
auto tariffs. Now I'll never be able to afford a Ferrari. Yet,
did you buy your vet yesterday? I did not buy
a vat why.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's all we talked about yesterday, and then you were
going to go out and buy it. Then you went
home and took a siesta and forgot.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The day that I decided to buy a Corvette was
the day that all of a sudden, the auto tariff stuff.
I just want to see how this plays out. I
want to see what's going to happen here.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In the Ferrari. Raising the prizes is from Ferrari, not
from troll. They say, oh, you're gonna tax us, I'll
tax you back by raising my prices.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And the kind of people that buy Ferraris aren't really
affected by any of this, not at all. No.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, I know a guy who has two keeps him
under a cover in the garage, one for him, one
for his wife. No, believe it or not, turns out no,
she's not there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
She doesn't like Ferraris. So it's fine.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So we're still keeping an eye and probably will all weekend.
Long of the death toll sadly after the seven point
seven earthquake, and meam menoir. No that's a memoir. That's
a book. No no, no, that's a country. No that's
a journal. No memoir is the country. Let's see. King
Charles got the cancer. But you know, I think he
(16:04):
should do what's right and step down and let the
sun take over. It's time for a younger, handsomer king.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
But that how will England survive without his leadership? Good question, John, don't.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
Walton and Johnson dot com and you could find all
kinds of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to
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lives are very boring. If you comment on our social
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Speaker 1 (16:49):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal. Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
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