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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sixty six year old German woman just gave birth in Germany.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh God. And you know the best thing about.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Being a new mom at that age is you don't
have to lift the baby that high to breastfeed, and
it's all.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's right there. It's good to go. Just leave him
laying in the crib and lean over. Fine.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, mother nature finds a way, you know. That's what
I like about it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the mother and maybe both healthy. That's all we're
supposed to be concerned about. I think the answer to
that is a yeah, yeah, that's all that. Don't label
it male or female or any old style. You know,
that's an ancient custom that used to do back, you know,
like last year, in anytime after that, sure, yeah, yeah.
(00:44):
I can't help but notice illegal immigration starting to dwindle
a little bit, and I wonder how it's gonna affect
the water parks. What do you mean, the water But
they're probably just gearing up right now, probably running a
lot of bleach through the through the water park right now,
getting it ready right, because day one the water park
smells like bleach, and then after that for the rest
(01:06):
of the summer just smells like you know, urine. Youman'
been like the subway. You haven't been to a water
park in a long time, have you? No? No? Not
to go in? Over the last decade the water park's changed.
You know, I didn't know. You have real big differences
there in the sort of demographic that went. Somebody wrote
(01:27):
a song about what has happened Jess place not to
recognize it anymore? It used to be so fun and special.
What is life worth living for? The tream is good?
Our land is gone. There's a hor and I can't
go normity my water.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I wonder if deporting all these people is going to
make them It's going to force our economy to close
a lot of these water parks.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh no, what are we gonna do now? Well, white
people don't go to the water parks anymore. Bring them back?
Can we go get them and bring them all back?
Because you know, people want the water park to open. Well,
we want the water parks to stay in business. I mean,
like white people aren't going there anymore. What I'm worried
about the water parks guys. You know, I'm as many
times as as many people have said, and many times
(02:26):
they were right. You know, white people they just you
know how they are. Sure, I know still need a
few of them as customers because they're just a bunch
of them, that's all. And that's will help any business.
Amen to that. Yeah, you're right. Pick I guess you
heard about the Cuckars right Houston. Cougar's in the final
full bady b. And who's this report pride to us by? Well,
(02:48):
the sports report itself right here. This part of it
is brought to you by the Silver Slipper. Casino. Oh,
I've been there before. No, No, it's in Mississippi. You
can say Cassina. Oh, I don't get it. What did
he do wrong? He's a casino and like he was
what that's the ones in Louisiana. You know when when
you say it, like Edwin Edwards used to say, we're
(03:10):
gonna get down casino yahn. Then then everywhere else they casinos.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I feel like in South Mississippi they don't speak that
differently from people in South Louisiana, but.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They say casino. Oh okay, now I've just been there.
I know it's right when you cross that invisible line. Yeah,
that's the slipper, man, I tell you, that's a good time.
They got an Oyster bar. Yeah, and you know, you like,
you know, look at the TVs and stuff in there
if you wanted to go there this weekend. Not a
final Florida, San Antonio. But you ain't got no tickets,
so you ain't gonna see that. Uh. We got Auburn
(03:41):
versus Florida, all Southern teams, by the way, Auburn Florida.
And then the late game Saturday, Duke versus h that's
in San Antonio. And oh and by the way, uh,
University of Houston. Uh. Not a particular favorite by the
odds makers, So that's good. You might make you the
money bet on them.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Meanwhile, if you are a forty two year old man
that was near the NCAA tournament game in Atlanta, there's
a pretty good chance you're dead now. You were shot
and fatally wounded near Atlanta's State Farm Arena just before
Friday's NCAA Sweet sixteen game.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You haven't been down out of that area, I have you.
You should have expected to get shot. He was and
get shot. You probably went home disappointed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, this guy was an Ole miss fan or a
Michigan State fan or neither. He's just dead and it
wasn't the only violence from basketball this weekend, a mass
all in basketbawl between the Pistons and the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Sustins have always had that, you know, that's their thing,
that's famous for that, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It quickly went downhill, spilled into the stands at Tiger
Center in Minneapolis, and it resulted in the ejection of
seven players and coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's a did they still have a game after that? Half?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More than half a dozen people nice kicked out of
the game over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now, in baseball, takes his right, just three and one
leading their division, right right behind the Strolls. But the
stroll only two in one, so they could change that.
That's the bad news is Rangers and the Strolls neither
one gonna go through the season undefeated now because they've
already lost them one Tonight the Braves playing the Dodgers.
(05:19):
That'll be something. Dodgers undefeated, uh like because they got
a head start because they played in Japan. So let
him five? And oh oh did they wear those yoga pants? Uh? Probably?
Oh no, Yankees three? And oh Saint Louis undefeated, San Diego, pot, Yeah,
they undefeated. Yankees have hit, They're all excited because any
(05:40):
chance you get to cover the Yankees, you know, main
mainstream media love it. New York Yankees have hit fifteen
home runs in their three games so far this season.
Uh yeah, so they just on a tire and partly
because they got some kind of new fancy bat that
seems to be launching but is legal. They e't outlawed it.
(06:01):
Another well, that bat make me hit harder and look
more handsome while him. You need to get that bat.
I need to get that bat. That's exciting news, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And then the NFL has an announcement here NFL owners
discussing eighteen game regular season at league meetings. The relentless
march towards an eighteen game regular season continues, and it
will reportedly be one of the major topics that the
ownership meetings in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This so and that toush push thing. Yeah, theh A
lot of people don't care for it. You know. It's like, Okay,
you can do a quarterback sneak if you want to,
but you can't have two or three guys lined up
behind him all shovingy. You just got to let him
do the pushing all by hisself. It's one on one
with a Toush push like that? What's that gay rights
grip called mister Kenneth Glad, Well, there is one. Yes,
(06:46):
What if one of the advocates for the Toush Push
goes out and tells gay men gay rights activists they
want to get rid of it, but then don't explain
what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You know, the NFL is trying to ban the Toush Push.
We need a day of action there. What the yeah,
they're trying to criminalize the Tush push. Can you believe
that we better go down to the NFL headquarters and
protest that. Roger Cadell right now, give him a piece
of my mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah. Is Glad basically the same thing as Mad, only
it's just for you know, like gays and lesbians? Is
that the other all mad about drunk drivers? Gay lesbian?
What does it stand for? Something? Alliance? I guess. Look,
they have a whole section on their website for JK. Rowling.
You gotta be kidding me. Oh my god, look at this.
(07:31):
That's the most important thing they can That's a priority there. Huh.
We gotta do something about her.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I couldn't find what Glad worked for and stood for
on their website, but I immediately found the JK.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Rowling section Get Distracted.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They give you a timeline of all the transphobic stuff
that she said.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's a look. They have a section for Donald Trump.
Pretty sure it's just gay lesbians against drunk driving, right,
That's what MAD is, mother's against drunk driving. It's probably
the same thing. How could they not like Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
He's the first president to ever support gay rights in
his first gay marriage.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But is he compassionate? You know their's li's compassionate.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And he's also the first president to have an openly
gay cabinet member.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You think they'd be all over that. Trump's your guy, right, Yeah?
Plus Barren, I mean, look at him, so tall, so young.
I'm not gonna comment on that. But GLAD does stand
for Gay Lesbian Alliance against Defamation Defamation. Isn't that like?
Don't gay guys? There's not two d's, that's two a's.
(08:26):
That's two a's. It was GLAD like with two d's
glad to do No, it's glad. Say it again, Glad.
But the funny thing about it, it's your hand on
your hip when you say it. Would you glad? But
would you would you have Have you ever met a
gay guy? Would you have thought that? Would you have
thought there against defamation? That's like a principal part of
(08:49):
your subculture. You guys just sit around being catty, talking
smack about each other. Yeah, but we don't want you
doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Have you ever noticed how a lot of gay men
don't hang out with other gay men unless they're dating one.
They hang out with straight women because gay guys are
actually kind of secretly mean to each other and the
people they really hate her lesbians, Well, lesbians are mean?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
For some reason lesbian they're not saying lesbians like me.
They don't feel threatened by me. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, in the meantime, back to the emails with very
important questions from very important listeners. Ray said, feel sorry
for you with your your date story, But did you
wear any of that three hundred dollars cologne? Haven't even
opened the bottle yet? Should I return to mind? Have
gone a little better if you'd have done that.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I do have a bottle of three hundred dollars Colonne
that I'm not supposed to wear because did.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You get three hundred dollars worth of cologne?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was I bought it to impress a woman. This
was a story from one of my previous dates. Oh
my god, it did not work. She dumped me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, it's because you didn't put the colone on hugs,
not drugs. That's what I say. I'm also on drugs.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Even though I've never wanted to go to Joe Anne
Fabric I've never purchased anything there. Somehow it makes me
sad to know that they're all closing.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Now. You've been there, though, right a bajillion times? Oh really,
so you do fabric shop?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
My mom did as a little boy. My mom was
like a real woman. She would do woman things.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Like she would like cook and sew and clean house
and do all that kind of stuff. She even taught
the home economics class in the small town I'm from. Whoah.
Don't tell anybody that these days, Oh that's never good.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
A long time ago, in the twentieth century, at public
schools all over the country, they had a class where
a woman would explain to teenage girls, what's going to
happen when you're a mom?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So your mom was abused and used by a man
to just create a loving environment in the home. Yeah,
it was terrible. Oh my god. And then she encouraged
other women to do the same thing when they were
just girls.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He used to force her, oh, to sew us Halloween costumes.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, I can't hear this kind of horrible mistreatment of
the women.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And even though I never saw him do it, I'm
pretty sure he forced her to smile and laugh and
pretend to enjoy it while she was doing it. Dear Gone,
I know, and talk for hours on the phone with
other moms that were also doing.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That about these men.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Huh, specifically about sewing and cooking and things.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know. So sad boy. The patriarchy knew no bounds anyway.
Joanne fabrics the oh yeah, the fabric store is all
closing now. Bad things happened under Joe Biden. Some of
them took a little longer to come to fruition than others. Like,
you know, you release murderers out into the street, and
(11:40):
then they go and kill again, like in Georgia right now.
That's a big topic. But you also release a terrible
economy on businesses, and sooner or later they're going to collapse.
And that's what happened to Joe Anne.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I guess to some extent, we you know, liberal economic
policies combined with online shopping would probably be the appropriate
thing to blame, I would assume, because I got to think,
if you're buying fabric nowadays, wouldn't it just be easier
to get it online and have him send it to you?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
All that? And there's anybody so really anymore people under
you know, over the age of sixty at least, do
they sew? Well? Knitting's very popular. I mean I see
knitters all over the place, is that, right? Yeah, Like
when I went everywhere you go, well often is when
I having my car worked on. For example, they were
changing out the windshield not long ago, right, And one
of the biggest, fattest knitters I ever seen in my
(12:28):
life just sitting there in the lobby knitting away. And
he was a guy too. I was surprised by that.
How much of his knitting had he accomplished? I mean
that that will tell you right there, how long he's
been waiting for his car. He had to have been
there for at least an hour. A lot of knitting
had taken place. And did you watch him, you know,
like keep an eye on him because you know, that's unusual,
(12:48):
and sometimes the unusual makes people nervous. No.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, I'm very comfortable around knitters. Yeah, I don't mind
that he did that. I said, yeah, go ahead and knit,
you know, good for you. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I've noticed
it more and Morland. And then the other thing is crocheng,
young liberal.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Can you tell the difference just a casual glance? Well,
I can, Okay, I assume not everyone else can, but
I could tell. I mean, I you know, I figured
it out. The real secrets of that is the needles.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, you know, it's all about that exactly, because people
that are knitting have one kind of needle, and then
people that are crocheng are usually doing fentanyl.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Knitters have a needle and the crochet people, well not macromay.
Is that like crochet? Mmm? No, I don't think so
in all macaroni at all? Or am I mistaken that
for something else?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Macaroni is a thing that Haunter Biden used to make
art from twenty twenty to twenty twenty four, and now
he's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It sad the how did they word this? And I
don't somebody did a report on this recently They said,
the most successful living American artist is now bankrupt and
can't sell a painting anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What happened, Well, it turns out the art that he
was selling he wasn't really selling art, he was selling access.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What right? Oh, well, that's just that, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I know it makes me very uncomfortable, especially what with
Liberation Day coming up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I wish we could liberate Hunter Biden. Now you're talking
about liberation, not Liberachi Lebarachi days May sixteenth. I guess
everybody knows that. How did you know that it's Liberaci's birthday?
Everybody knows that. Okay, yeah, everybody knows that. Canny? All right?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, speaking of Liberaci, the dictator of Ukraine is trying
to walk back his deal with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But that ain't making Trump real uh happy? Yeah, Trump
is not pleased about this. Apparently he wants to renag
on the whole deal.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He says that Zelensky's trying to walk away from the
rare Earth mineral thing that they discussed.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Lensky, by the way, I see, he's trying to back
out of the Rare Earth deal. And if he does that,
he's got some problem.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, I have to explain this because we played a
few of these sound bites during the show today.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He's on board Air Force one. There was a definite
roar in the background of the audio.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The last time the president on Air Force one got
as much attention as it seems to be getting today
in the news because all these sound bites regenerated.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That worse than Ford. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Those hijackers tried to take over Air Force one and
he fought them and the last one had to go,
and he's like, get off my damn plane. Because he
was Harrison Ford. He was a manly, take charge president.
I saw that movie that was Samuel L. Jackson. I
(15:38):
don't know what you're talking about. No, I think, yeah,
you're right, my bad. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So Donald Trump's standing in the door on Air Force one.
And I only know this because I am a news
junkie and I watch a lot of news.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It was a plane flying and he's in the door, right, Yes,
he's standing in the Did the door just get sucked
off like on one in Boeing Jets or why is
he standing there? Philliad, You can't talk like that on
the he's staying blown off? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's just as bad. He's standing in the doorway on
Air Force one. And I don't know, I mean people
remember this, but a year or two back, we saw
that same exact door when Joe Biden was standing there.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, do you remember there's a video of the
door to one of the private rooms there and inside
the airplane, not the actual door of the plane, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think there's two halves of the plane. There's the
half where they put the White House press.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Pool halves and a half knots to one.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And then there's the half of the plane where Donald
Trump sits with his staff. And that doorway separating the
two halves of the plane was the place where Joe
Biden famously stood disheveled while he was coming down off
his dementia drugs or getting hopped up on him.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know. Yeah, one way or the other. He
wasn't there yet. He either had peaked and was hidden
downhill fast, or he hadn't peaked yet. And it's pretty
much the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We all remember when that happened. A couple of years back,
Joe Biden had this weird day in the news where
he was on Air Force One.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
He was in his pjs.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
He wasn't supposed to get up, and he stumbled out
in front of the White House press pool, and they
all took pictures of him looking confused and bewildered.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
There were people behind them who were trying to get
to him without getting on camera because they were trying
to like pull him back, but it would look real
bad if they were on camera physically pulling him back,
so they were just kind of like, Joe, Joe, come
back over here. Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be seen.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So earlier today, when we saw Donald Trump standing in
that doorway the SoundBite we just played, I was reminded
of that incident, right, so I tried to look it
up online. And it never ceases to amaze me how
many examples there are of the liberal media trying to
deceive us. We all remember what happened, we all remember
how strange he looked in that video, with his messy
(17:52):
hair and the confused look in his eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Kind of like he was wearing his pajamas, just climbed
out of bed at three in the afternoon. I don't know,
but somehow, when I searched for that news story and
I was going through thumbnails on a search engine of
different news stories. Uh huh. Someone that was capturing that
incident managed to screenshot the exact moments, and there were
very few of them where he didn't look bewildered and confused.
(18:16):
And then of a video you can get a couple
of steel shots. Yeah, and those were the images that
they used. And then when you click the link and
watch the video, I was almost thinking to myself, wait,
am I forgetting this? Did he look normal that day?
And I was projecting my own biases onto him? You
know what happened was, after a few months of not
here and seeing Biden anymore, we kind of forget. We've
(18:39):
moved on. Trump's doing this thing now. Maybe we need
to play a clip or two Old Joe every now
and then just to remind us where we were versus
where we are today. Oh, it's a huge difference, you know,
You're right, it could always be worse. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't know if you guys know this, but our
current president right now is not perfect. He's not perfect.
Oh that's hurtful, but yet somehow infinitely better than what
we could A hand of.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That will enhance our underlying effort to accommodate the Russian
oligarchs and make sure we take their take their their
ill begotten gains. We're gonna accommodate them. We're gonna seize
their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill begotten gains
of Putin's kryptocracy. The guys who are the kleptocracy. But
(19:27):
these are bad guys.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Sixty six year old German woman just gave birth in Germany.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh God. And you know the best thing about.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Being a new mom at that age is you don't
have to lift the baby that high to breastfeed, and
it's all.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's right there. It's good to go. Just leave him
laying in the crib and lean over. Fine.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, mother nature finds a way, you know. That's what
I like about it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the mother and maybe both healthy. That's all we're
supposed to be concerned about. I think the answer to
that is a yeah, yeah, that's all that. Don't label
it male or female or any old style. You know,
that's an ancient custom that used to do back, you know,
like last year, in anytime after that, sure, yeah, yeah.
(00:44):
I can't help but notice illegal immigration starting to dwindle
a little bit, and I wonder how it's gonna affect
the water parks. What do you mean, the water But
they're probably just gearing up right now, probably running a
lot of bleach through the through the water park right now,
getting it ready right, because day one the water park
smells like bleach, and then after that for the rest
(01:06):
of the summer just smells like you know, urine. Youman'
been like the subway. You haven't been to a water
park in a long time, have you? No? No? Not
to go in? Over the last decade the water park's changed.
You know, I didn't know. You have real big differences
there in the sort of demographic that went. Somebody wrote
(01:27):
a song about what has happened Jess place not to
recognize it anymore? It used to be so fun and special.
What is life worth living for? The tream is good?
Our land is gone. There's a hor and I can't
go normity my water.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I wonder if deporting all these people is going to
make them It's going to force our economy to close
a lot of these water parks.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh no, what are we gonna do now? Well, white
people don't go to the water parks anymore. Bring them back?
Can we go get them and bring them all back?
Because you know, people want the water park to open. Well,
we want the water parks to stay in business. I mean,
like white people aren't going there anymore. What I'm worried
about the water parks guys. You know, I'm as many
times as as many people have said, and many times
(02:26):
they were right. You know, white people they just you
know how they are. Sure, I know still need a
few of them as customers because they're just a bunch
of them, that's all. And that's will help any business.
Amen to that. Yeah, you're right. Pick I guess you
heard about the Cuckars right Houston. Cougar's in the final
full bady b. And who's this report pride to us by? Well,
(02:48):
the sports report itself right here. This part of it
is brought to you by the Silver Slipper. Casino. Oh,
I've been there before. No, No, it's in Mississippi. You
can say Cassina. Oh, I don't get it. What did
he do wrong? He's a casino and like he was
what that's the ones in Louisiana. You know when when
you say it, like Edwin Edwards used to say, we're
(03:10):
gonna get down casino yahn. Then then everywhere else they casinos.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I feel like in South Mississippi they don't speak that
differently from people in South Louisiana, but.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They say casino. Oh okay, now I've just been there.
I know it's right when you cross that invisible line. Yeah,
that's the slipper, man, I tell you, that's a good time.
They got an Oyster bar. Yeah, and you know, you like,
you know, look at the TVs and stuff in there
if you wanted to go there this weekend. Not a
final Florida, San Antonio. But you ain't got no tickets,
so you ain't gonna see that. Uh. We got Auburn
(03:41):
versus Florida, all Southern teams, by the way, Auburn Florida.
And then the late game Saturday, Duke versus h that's
in San Antonio. And oh and by the way, uh,
University of Houston. Uh. Not a particular favorite by the
odds makers, So that's good. You might make you the
money bet on them.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Meanwhile, if you are a forty two year old man
that was near the NCAA tournament game in Atlanta, there's
a pretty good chance you're dead now. You were shot
and fatally wounded near Atlanta's State Farm Arena just before
Friday's NCAA Sweet sixteen game.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
You haven't been down out of that area, I have you.
You should have expected to get shot. He was and
get shot. You probably went home disappointed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, this guy was an Ole miss fan or a
Michigan State fan or neither. He's just dead and it
wasn't the only violence from basketball this weekend, a mass
all in basketbawl between the Pistons and the Timberwolves.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Sustins have always had that, you know, that's their thing,
that's famous for that, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It quickly went downhill, spilled into the stands at Tiger
Center in Minneapolis, and it resulted in the ejection of
seven players and coaches.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's a did they still have a game after that? Half?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
More than half a dozen people nice kicked out of
the game over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Now, in baseball, takes his right, just three and one
leading their division, right right behind the Strolls. But the
stroll only two in one, so they could change that.
That's the bad news is Rangers and the Strolls neither
one gonna go through the season undefeated now because they've
already lost them one Tonight the Braves playing the Dodgers.
(05:19):
That'll be something. Dodgers undefeated, uh like because they got
a head start because they played in Japan. So let
him five? And oh oh did they wear those yoga pants? Uh? Probably?
Oh no, Yankees three? And oh Saint Louis undefeated, San Diego, pot, Yeah,
they undefeated. Yankees have hit, They're all excited because any
(05:40):
chance you get to cover the Yankees, you know, main
mainstream media love it. New York Yankees have hit fifteen
home runs in their three games so far this season.
Uh yeah, so they just on a tire and partly
because they got some kind of new fancy bat that
seems to be launching but is legal. They e't outlawed it.
(06:01):
Another well, that bat make me hit harder and look
more handsome while him. You need to get that bat.
I need to get that bat. That's exciting news, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And then the NFL has an announcement here NFL owners
discussing eighteen game regular season at league meetings. The relentless
march towards an eighteen game regular season continues, and it
will reportedly be one of the major topics that the
ownership meetings in Florida.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This so and that toush push thing. Yeah, theh A
lot of people don't care for it. You know. It's like, Okay,
you can do a quarterback sneak if you want to,
but you can't have two or three guys lined up
behind him all shovingy. You just got to let him
do the pushing all by hisself. It's one on one
with a Toush push like that? What's that gay rights
grip called mister Kenneth Glad, Well, there is one. Yes,
(06:46):
What if one of the advocates for the Toush Push
goes out and tells gay men gay rights activists they
want to get rid of it, but then don't explain
what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You know, the NFL is trying to ban the Toush Push.
We need a day of action there. What the yeah,
they're trying to criminalize the Tush push. Can you believe
that we better go down to the NFL headquarters and
protest that. Roger Cadell right now, give him a piece
of my mind.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah. Is Glad basically the same thing as Mad, only
it's just for you know, like gays and lesbians? Is
that the other all mad about drunk drivers? Gay lesbian?
What does it stand for? Something? Alliance? I guess. Look,
they have a whole section on their website for JK. Rowling.
You gotta be kidding me. Oh my god, look at this.
(07:31):
That's the most important thing they can That's a priority there. Huh.
We gotta do something about her.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I couldn't find what Glad worked for and stood for
on their website, but I immediately found the JK.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Rowling section Get Distracted.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They give you a timeline of all the transphobic stuff
that she said.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
That's a look. They have a section for Donald Trump.
Pretty sure it's just gay lesbians against drunk driving, right,
That's what MAD is, mother's against drunk driving. It's probably
the same thing. How could they not like Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
He's the first president to ever support gay rights in
his first gay marriage.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But is he compassionate? You know their's li's compassionate.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
And he's also the first president to have an openly
gay cabinet member.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You think they'd be all over that. Trump's your guy, right, Yeah?
Plus Barren, I mean, look at him, so tall, so young.
I'm not gonna comment on that. But GLAD does stand
for Gay Lesbian Alliance against Defamation Defamation. Isn't that like?
Don't gay guys? There's not two d's, that's two a's.
(08:26):
That's two a's. It was GLAD like with two d's
glad to do No, it's glad. Say it again, Glad.
But the funny thing about it, it's your hand on
your hip when you say it. Would you glad? But
would you would you have Have you ever met a
gay guy? Would you have thought that? Would you have
thought there against defamation? That's like a principal part of
(08:49):
your subculture. You guys just sit around being catty, talking
smack about each other. Yeah, but we don't want you
doing it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Have you ever noticed how a lot of gay men
don't hang out with other gay men unless they're dating one.
They hang out with straight women because gay guys are
actually kind of secretly mean to each other and the
people they really hate her lesbians, Well, lesbians are mean?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
For some reason lesbian they're not saying lesbians like me.
They don't feel threatened by me. I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, in the meantime, back to the emails with very
important questions from very important listeners. Ray said, feel sorry
for you with your your date story, But did you
wear any of that three hundred dollars cologne? Haven't even
opened the bottle yet? Should I return to mind? Have
gone a little better if you'd have done that.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I do have a bottle of three hundred dollars Colonne
that I'm not supposed to wear because did.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You get three hundred dollars worth of cologne?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I was I bought it to impress a woman. This
was a story from one of my previous dates. Oh
my god, it did not work. She dumped me.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Well, it's because you didn't put the colone on hugs,
not drugs. That's what I say. I'm also on drugs.
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Weirdest thing.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Even though I've never wanted to go to Joe Anne
Fabric I've never purchased anything there. Somehow it makes me
sad to know that they're all closing.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Now. You've been there, though, right a bajillion times? Oh really,
so you do fabric shop?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
My mom did as a little boy. My mom was
like a real woman. She would do woman things.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Like she would like cook and sew and clean house
and do all that kind of stuff. She even taught
the home economics class in the small town I'm from. Whoah.
Don't tell anybody that these days, Oh that's never good.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
A long time ago, in the twentieth century, at public
schools all over the country, they had a class where
a woman would explain to teenage girls, what's going to
happen when you're a mom?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
So your mom was abused and used by a man
to just create a loving environment in the home. Yeah,
it was terrible. Oh my god. And then she encouraged
other women to do the same thing when they were
just girls.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
He used to force her, oh, to sew us Halloween costumes.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
No, I can't hear this kind of horrible mistreatment of
the women.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And even though I never saw him do it, I'm
pretty sure he forced her to smile and laugh and
pretend to enjoy it while she was doing it. Dear Gone,
I know, and talk for hours on the phone with
other moms that were also doing.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
That about these men.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Huh, specifically about sewing and cooking and things.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know. So sad boy. The patriarchy knew no bounds anyway.
Joanne fabrics the oh yeah, the fabric store is all
closing now. Bad things happened under Joe Biden. Some of
them took a little longer to come to fruition than others. Like,
you know, you release murderers out into the street, and
(11:40):
then they go and kill again, like in Georgia right now.
That's a big topic. But you also release a terrible
economy on businesses, and sooner or later they're going to collapse.
And that's what happened to Joe Anne.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I guess to some extent, we you know, liberal economic
policies combined with online shopping would probably be the appropriate
thing to blame, I would assume, because I got to think,
if you're buying fabric nowadays, wouldn't it just be easier
to get it online and have him send it to you?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
All that? And there's anybody so really anymore people under
you know, over the age of sixty at least, do
they sew? Well? Knitting's very popular. I mean I see
knitters all over the place, is that, right? Yeah, Like
when I went everywhere you go, well often is when
I having my car worked on. For example, they were
changing out the windshield not long ago, right, And one
of the biggest, fattest knitters I ever seen in my
(12:28):
life just sitting there in the lobby knitting away. And
he was a guy too. I was surprised by that.
How much of his knitting had he accomplished? I mean
that that will tell you right there, how long he's
been waiting for his car. He had to have been
there for at least an hour. A lot of knitting
had taken place. And did you watch him, you know,
like keep an eye on him because you know, that's unusual,
(12:48):
and sometimes the unusual makes people nervous. No.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
No, I'm very comfortable around knitters. Yeah, I don't mind
that he did that. I said, yeah, go ahead and knit,
you know, good for you. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I've noticed
it more and Morland. And then the other thing is crocheng,
young liberal.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Can you tell the difference just a casual glance? Well,
I can, Okay, I assume not everyone else can, but
I could tell. I mean, I you know, I figured
it out. The real secrets of that is the needles.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, you know, it's all about that exactly, because people
that are knitting have one kind of needle, and then
people that are crocheng are usually doing fentanyl.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Knitters have a needle and the crochet people, well not macromay.
Is that like crochet? Mmm? No, I don't think so
in all macaroni at all? Or am I mistaken that
for something else?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Macaroni is a thing that Haunter Biden used to make
art from twenty twenty to twenty twenty four, and now
he's bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It sad the how did they word this? And I
don't somebody did a report on this recently They said,
the most successful living American artist is now bankrupt and
can't sell a painting anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
What happened, Well, it turns out the art that he
was selling he wasn't really selling art, he was selling access.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What right? Oh, well, that's just that, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I know it makes me very uncomfortable, especially what with
Liberation Day coming up.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I wish we could liberate Hunter Biden. Now you're talking
about liberation, not Liberachi Lebarachi days May sixteenth. I guess
everybody knows that. How did you know that it's Liberaci's birthday?
Everybody knows that. Okay, yeah, everybody knows that. Canny? All right?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, speaking of Liberaci, the dictator of Ukraine is trying
to walk back his deal with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
But that ain't making Trump real uh happy? Yeah, Trump
is not pleased about this. Apparently he wants to renag
on the whole deal.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He says that Zelensky's trying to walk away from the
rare Earth mineral thing that they discussed.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Lensky, by the way, I see, he's trying to back
out of the Rare Earth deal. And if he does that,
he's got some problem.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Okay, I have to explain this because we played a
few of these sound bites during the show today.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
He's on board Air Force one. There was a definite
roar in the background of the audio.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
The last time the president on Air Force one got
as much attention as it seems to be getting today
in the news because all these sound bites regenerated.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
That worse than Ford. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Those hijackers tried to take over Air Force one and
he fought them and the last one had to go,
and he's like, get off my damn plane. Because he
was Harrison Ford. He was a manly, take charge president.
I saw that movie that was Samuel L. Jackson. I
(15:38):
don't know what you're talking about. No, I think, yeah,
you're right, my bad. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So Donald Trump's standing in the door on Air Force one.
And I only know this because I am a news
junkie and I watch a lot of news.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It was a plane flying and he's in the door, right, Yes,
he's standing in the Did the door just get sucked
off like on one in Boeing Jets or why is
he standing there? Philliad, You can't talk like that on
the he's staying blown off? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's just as bad. He's standing in the doorway on
Air Force one. And I don't know, I mean people
remember this, but a year or two back, we saw
that same exact door when Joe Biden was standing there.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
All right, do you remember there's a video of the
door to one of the private rooms there and inside
the airplane, not the actual door of the plane, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
I think there's two halves of the plane. There's the
half where they put the White House press.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Pool halves and a half knots to one.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And then there's the half of the plane where Donald
Trump sits with his staff. And that doorway separating the
two halves of the plane was the place where Joe
Biden famously stood disheveled while he was coming down off
his dementia drugs or getting hopped up on him.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know. Yeah, one way or the other. He
wasn't there yet. He either had peaked and was hidden
downhill fast, or he hadn't peaked yet. And it's pretty
much the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We all remember when that happened. A couple of years back,
Joe Biden had this weird day in the news where
he was on Air Force One.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
He was in his pjs.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
He wasn't supposed to get up, and he stumbled out
in front of the White House press pool, and they
all took pictures of him looking confused and bewildered.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
There were people behind them who were trying to get
to him without getting on camera because they were trying
to like pull him back, but it would look real
bad if they were on camera physically pulling him back,
so they were just kind of like, Joe, Joe, come
back over here. Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be seen.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So earlier today, when we saw Donald Trump standing in
that doorway the SoundBite we just played, I was reminded
of that incident, right, so I tried to look it
up online. And it never ceases to amaze me how
many examples there are of the liberal media trying to
deceive us. We all remember what happened, we all remember
how strange he looked in that video, with his messy
(17:52):
hair and the confused look in his eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Kind of like he was wearing his pajamas, just climbed
out of bed at three in the afternoon. I don't know,
but somehow, when I searched for that news story and
I was going through thumbnails on a search engine of
different news stories. Uh huh. Someone that was capturing that
incident managed to screenshot the exact moments, and there were
very few of them where he didn't look bewildered and confused.
(18:16):
And then of a video you can get a couple
of steel shots. Yeah, and those were the images that
they used. And then when you click the link and
watch the video, I was almost thinking to myself, wait,
am I forgetting this? Did he look normal that day?
And I was projecting my own biases onto him? You
know what happened was, after a few months of not
here and seeing Biden anymore, we kind of forget. We've
(18:39):
moved on. Trump's doing this thing now. Maybe we need
to play a clip or two Old Joe every now
and then just to remind us where we were versus
where we are today. Oh, it's a huge difference, you know,
You're right, it could always be worse. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't know if you guys know this, but our
current president right now is not perfect. He's not perfect.
Oh that's hurtful, but yet somehow infinitely better than what
we could A hand of.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
That will enhance our underlying effort to accommodate the Russian
oligarchs and make sure we take their take their their
ill begotten gains. We're gonna accommodate them. We're gonna seize
their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill begotten gains
of Putin's kryptocracy. The guys who are the kleptocracy. But
(19:27):
these are bad guys.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
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