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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, I understand the hell. I understand your confusion.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Back in the nineteen fifties, the United States Fish and
Wildlife Service needed to control the pigeon populations in the
Boston public parks. So they used cyanide coated peanuts and
strych nine treated corn, and so this guy, Tom Lerr.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
They just scattered it around the park. Yeah. What about
people's dogs or or the animals that live out in
the wild, or little children that come along, you know
how they put stuff in their mouth?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, or nowadays the fetanyl addicts out there. We were
in a park in Boston, Boston in less than a
year ago and got a big one, and I noticed
there was an awful lot of what you'd call a
homeless people laying around on the ground.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, they looked like they didn't have anything better to
do all day.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I had a good time with our listeners in Boston,
but I will tell you I've never actually watched someone
do fetanyl until we moved. Until we went on that tour.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That was a treat, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And that guy was so excited to give us a
tour and history with us. And then we asked to
take a photo with the tour guide, and that was
when we realized he wasn't as cool as we were hoping.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, he didn't care for a few of the people
wearing maga hats or you know, just just anything to
do with a conservative nature. He didn't care for it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And then interesting, he's a liberal educator in Boston who
dresses up like a member of the tea party for
a living.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But it was kind of odd, wasn't it. All Right?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, anyway, don't poison pigeons in a Boston park unless
you have to, and then you should.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I know, they had a pigeon problem in you know,
in New Orleans too, and over in front of the
you know cathedral and all that. And I don't remember
now whether they poison him or just posted signs up
that the birds should read and and tell them to
you know, stay out.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We also have an Anna Polina a Luna problem. That's
like your favorite girl.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I do love Anna Polina, Luna Luna. She's a beautiful
woman something. Okay, she's got a valid point here. I
feel like what we're about to describe to you is
only a problem because of a failure to communicate. Oh no,
back during the pandemic, a lot of Republicans noticed, mostly
members of the Democrat Party, but not just members of
(02:16):
the Democrat Party were exploiting this rule in which you
could vote by proxy, not showing up to work because
of the pandemic coronavirus. So they realized a lot of
people aren't even coming into work. They're just voting from
home in order to reach quorum, which is a touchy
subject we've discussed this week, especially here in our own state. Actually,
when they lie and cheat to get there.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Right, it's kind of like Trump using the autopen signature.
You don't really know who's voting, right Trump?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do that?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm sorry, Biden, I'm sorry, Thank you for correcting me.
Fair Biden used the autopen and so who's actually signing this?
We don't know. It's just exactly well, okay, exactly, so
people are voting by proxy, how do we know they're
the ones actually voting. We want the elected official, even
if it's not what we agree with. So they got
rid of the voting by proxy, and Anna Polina more
(03:06):
recently stood up and said, actually, what about pregnant ladies
or moms? And I, as someone that's a pro natalist.
I think she has a valid point here. If someone's pregnant,
or they have a baby, or they're ripe with fetus
or whatever, they got a breastfeed and they want to
vote from down the hall or back at their house
or whatever for a short period of time while they're,
you know, dealing with the baby. Okay, go let well,
(03:29):
I don't have a problem with that. Apparently the Freedom
Caucus does.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, they take your freedoms and then they take it
too far in the wrong direction and use the excuse
of your freedoms for their reasoning and it's just silly.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Represented Representative Anna Paulina Luna, Republican of Florida is resigning
from the House Freedom Caucies and it's all because of
this proxy voting thing. She says, Fine, Okay, we don't
want people to exploit the proxy voting for COVID or whatever.
That's over, but moving forward, we use to let people
do this if they were pregnant ladies or moms or whatever.
Luna teamed up with some Democrats and several Republicans on
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a mechanism aimed at forcing consideration of legislation that allows
new parents in the House to vote remotely for twelve
weeks around their baby's birth. I don't actually have an
issue with that. I that's fair. We want people to
have babies. We're not you know, we don't want someone
to get an abortion just because they're in Congress. And
I guess this really angered some members of the House
Freedom Caucus. Words were exchanged. I don't know what they
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said about her, but she didn't appreciate it, and so
now she's not a member of that group anyway. Well,
they're laws, I say, I mean, yeah, wouldn't you rather
would you rather be on a team with Anna Paulina Luna?
Or I don't know, who's another guy, I'll pick the
first one, same person. Yeah, yeah, what's that guy's name?
James Comer? I mean he's okay, but yeah, Anna Polina
(04:51):
a Luna for sure. You know, if I'm having a
barbecue at my house on Sunday and I'm inviting my
coworkers over, I got to think a lot more people
are showing up if Anna Polina Luna's turn right, pool.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Party at the top of the invitation, because she looks
good in that swimsuit. Absolutely, even if you don't have
a pool, it don't matter. No, it's still a pool party. Wow,
we get one of those blow up pools. Yeah, baby
pool and a hose. Long as she knows pack your suit, honey, Yeah, anyway,
so she can pack a suit.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Amen to that. I don't know what do you guys think.
I mean, h Kenneth this, you don't really have a
horse in this race. You really don't know your friends
are getting pregnant. But do you think the pregnant ladies
in Congress should be allowed to twelve weeks? It didn't
seem that long.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But the men want that too.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, men can have babies now, yes, and.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
If they don't, if the if their woman has a baby,
they need to take all that time off too. I
don't know. We seem to get along fine when men
would just show up at the hospital and go, what'd
you got bowyer girl? Oh girl, okay, here have a cigar.
I gotta get back to the office, and everybody was
(05:56):
okay with that.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, nobody cared.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Babies didn't just seem to die by the millions because
dad didn't take weeks off.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Dude, If I ever get a woman pregnant, which I'm
trying very hard, my goal, what's a note her first,
I'm gonna play a Nintendo Switch while she's given birth.
There you go, Because I got a lot of games
I don't I need to catch up on them. Is
that a can I just stand there in the room
with one of.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Those things where the other person plays against you. You
can give her a controller and it'll take her mind
off of the fact that something the size of a
bowling ball is trying to slip out of something that
big a round.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
See. Sometimes I forget why you're here, and then you
go ahead and.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You make a stuff like that. He makes a genius point.
That's such a good idea. You thought that was good? Yeah,
you didn't think that was a good idea. I have
given a video game controller to your pregnant wife so
she doesn't scream at you so much while she's given birth.
Well no, but if you give it controller, that doesn't
that mean you're in the room with her?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well you get Bluetooth, Billy, Yeah, you could be down
in the hall.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, as long as you're in the down the hall. Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Hmmm.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So remember when I was pregnant, you told everyone were pregnant. Yeah,
And remember when I gave birth, you told everyone we
gave birth. Yeah, well we dunk Tod the car Wolton
and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I love Steve Miller's music, and you know he's still alive.
Does he still tour?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'd go see a show. He attended a school in
the Lakewood area of Dallas, Woodrow Wilson High School.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I bet that. Ah. Yeah, at Woodrow Wilson.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man he was inducted into the Woodrow Wilson High School
Hall of Fame. Pretty impressive, along with Dusty Hill of
Zezy Toop, who was good company. Isn't that crazy They
both went to the same school. Really, but could you
imagine being a musician in that school? Man, I'm gonna
be the most famous musician ever come out of Woodrow
Willson High School.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, you watch and see nobody believed you probably won't.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
But back then you could just write a song about
flying on a plane and bet that was good enough
for the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And is there a reason you particularly chose that one
tune about air travel?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You funny you bring that up? What can do? Del
a plane? Kick delv a plane? Here's some money got
kicked doub a plane?
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They do it for me and my people. Where would
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(08:30):
By the way, Yeah, I don't put an.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
S in there. Okay. So there's been a lot of
hubbub lately, a lot of brewhaha if you will, about
whether or not the members of our Federal Aviation Administration
should be laid off. The FAA and liberals have said, oh,
Elon Musk is trying to endanger our lives. He's going
to take all the people out of the air traffic
control tower. And that's the reason why there are airplanes
(08:52):
falling out of the sky.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Because everybody that works in the control tower, those are professionals,
and uh no matter what their personal feelings may be,
they would never let that get in the way of
your safety when you're flying.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Ronald Regan, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Maybe, Oh no, it turns out they're human just like
all the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, So, Ronald Reagan Airport is one of the locations
of these recent airplane controversies, and as it turns out,
you can add another incident to that list. It's happened again.
The Federal Aviation Administration has an employee that was working
at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in the control tower
where Democrats have told us there's not enough people out
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there and it's Donald Trump's fault. And this person has
been arrested for violently attacking someone Upper Marlborough Merrick.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's not professionalism, is it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I would agree now meet Damon Gaines, age thirty eight,
charge of the Salton Battery in relation to the incident.
The Metropolitan Washington Airport's authority, that'd be your airport cops
confirmed the developments there, explaining the incident transpired in the
control tower right at the beginning of last weekend. The
FAA confirmed the employee is on administrative leave while we
(10:06):
investigate the matter. It is unclear what caused the scuffle well,
oh no, or the brewjaja yeah, or the mayhem. The
incident is one of many newsworthy stories involving DCA air
traffic control recently. As you know, the airport recently faced
scrutiny after American Airlines plane and an Army helicopter collided
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with each other back at the end of January. And
that happened I think less than twenty four hours after
Federal Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy took over.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh, and he was all Trump's fault in he was
immediately blamed for it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Corse, he was immediately blamed.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well, it's really his balse's fault for putting him in
there in the first place.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The FAA report later found the number of staff working
at DCA's air traffic Control tower at the time was
not normal for the time of day and volume traffic. Remember,
and again they wanted to blame Trump for that. And
then later on they learned a woman that was supposed
to be up there just left.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Early, right she had you know, maybe she had female problems.
It's kind of thing ladies say when they don't want
you to ask questions.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And never ask, never, never question. By the way, on Saturday,
a United Airlines plane made contact with a kite while
it attempted to land at the same airport, though that
event is unrelated to the assault incident.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's just a kite. Bring it down. Well do you think.
I don't know, maybe if it landed the on the
windshield right in front of the pilot's eyes and he
couldn't see, you know, you can't just roll the window
down or reach out there and get it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It seems like it shouldn't matter. But then I think
there's been more than one incident over the past year
or two where a seagull or a bird flew into
the jet. Sure, and somehow that caused.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
The goes into the into the engine and makes it,
you know, stop working. That's probably bad.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Why isn't there I know, this is a dumb question.
Why isn't there, like a vent or something to.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Make a little screen over it? Right?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, that doesn't seem like it's that hard to prevent.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well, why did you invent that? And you'd be like
the Elon Musk of radio, you invent that jet screen?
Keep the bird out?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I mean, you're I would, kid, You're right, I would
be exactly like Elon Musk if I put a screen
on a jet.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
But well, you uh, come over to my place this weekend.
We'll take a we'll go out in the shop, you know,
work with some materials and different things. We might be
able to come up with something. Between the two of us.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We're gonna need a guy, maybe a guy with two names,
who could help us fabricate something. You know, anybody like that?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, Billy ed that sounds like me.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Don't you have another friend named Billy Martin who's pretty
good at fabricating too. Well, yeah, and doesn't he fabricate
for a living? Well, what are you trying to say?
He's better than me? And normally when you guys fabricating
stuff together, don't usually just stand over his shoulder breathing
down his neck telling him what you would do if
you were doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, what he said? Yeah, well he was there. Yeah
he should know. Shout out Billy Martin there. Okay, Well, anyway,
don't hearing from Billy Martin again? Real soon now too.
By the way, got big plans for the future here.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh I enjoy that. So he's out there in the
world right now.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh yeah, he's still a busting ass every day. Boy.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I sure hope he didn't sell his biometric data to
twenty three and me.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Uh oh, you think that might have happened.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
This is one of those I told you sos. We've
done this thousands of times. On the radio. So we
take no pride in knowing that people don't actually listen
to us when we give good advice. But twenty three
in me is one of those websites where you could
send your DNA.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You just spit in a tube or something, and then
they got you.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You're sending your biometric data to a stranger in Silicon
Valley for a marginal amount of money.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What could go wrong? What could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Exactly? Well, it turns out they're going bankrupt now, filing
Chapter eleven. Fifteen million customers are wondering what's going to
happen to their genetic data. Don't worry. I'm sure twenty
three and me won't sell it to the Chinese. Or
that's way too late to stop that from happening, you know.
And also you wonder, now that that's happening, where can
you get the information they have that you need? You know,
because you need it right.
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Speaker 1 (14:39):
I feel like now I'm left out because I never
pay it a Silicon Valley company to tell me if
I'm related to someone in Indiana I'm never gonna meet.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh darn, and you're gonna have to live with that
decision the rest of your life. Hi, How you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Able to pull through? I know there's like a thousand
bad things that could happen if you give your DNA
to some stranger, but he isn't the most obvious one
getting framed for a crime or something like that.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, yeah, but don't act like you never gave DNA
to a stranger, kiddy. Come on, it just wasn't twenty
three and meters.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The person I'm giving it to probably wasn't. Saving it
in a vial and a red well you're fair fair
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Speaker 2 (15:17):
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