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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I know it's mister Kenneth's turn, and I respect that,
but can I just read one news story?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Do you? Real quick?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can't we all take turns? I'll take turns with you
and then you can take your turn with me.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, that would be good. Wait, wait, are we talking
about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm sure we are.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, Mike Pence? Do you remember him?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Barely? He was the vice president back before JD. Vans
and Kamala. Yeah. Mike Pence will receive the John F.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Kennedy Profile Encourage Award from the president of the JFK
Library Foundation. And what I'm about to read you as
an exact quote for putting his life and career on
the line, huh, to ensure the constitutional transfer of presidential
power on January sixth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It goes without Mike Pence. None of this could have
been possible. You know that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well? Right, for better or worse?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No? Yeah? No, Happy birthday Jamie Sears. Oh? Oh you
know her? I do, Yeah, Britney's little sister. She's zo
We want on one, Okay. Jamie Lynn is now thirty
four years old. You've known her since she was underage?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, I've known her since she was thirty thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think I forgured, but we've been aware of her
as a as a talent, okay, since.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
She was a child.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't know if she'd want me to say this
on the area, but I'm just going to say it
out loud because I know who we are and.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't care. Well, because you're Kenny.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Jamie Lynn Spears is one of the sweetest women I've
ever met.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
In my wife, I don't think that's going to hurt
her feelings her well, you know, but it's wait, you
haven't got to the good party.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, because it's coming from us. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
She's got a brand and we have a brand publicly,
and it's a little different. But we've met Jamie Lynn
Spears before. She is one of the sweetest, most polite, kind, charming,
delightful people you've ever been around.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I've never met her sister. I don't obviously seen her naked.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, okay, a lot of people have, well, but Jamie
Lynn Spears is a class act. She's very talented, she's
a good mom, she's a great American, she's a fantastic
she's a resident of the state of Louisiana. She's she's
a great actress and she's a cool check to hang
out with. I really like Jamie Lynn Spears.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Sound like you being sued by her and you're trying
to get out of it. No, I'm not seeing sued.
No covering your tracks at least. No.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I really like Jay, I really do.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But people have birthdays, probably that you're not personal friends with.
David Blaine the Magician. He's fifty two. Nancy McKeon, she
played Joe on the Facts of Life. You know LGBT rep.
Of course we know Joe. Joe from the Facts of
Life is one of the sweetest, kindest.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's not ever met he stop it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Robert Downey Junior iron Man is sixty today.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He is a good actor. I like him in a
lot of movies.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
David Cross from Arrested Development to Mister Show you you
know hit Me. He's sixty one. He's okay, let's see
that guy, know you go Weaving from the Matrix Movies,
Agent Smith. Remember he kept calling him mister Anderson. Ooh,
he's scary. He's sixty five.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
David E.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Kelly is sixty nine. Nice he brought us Ali McNeil,
Thank you. Craig T. Nelson, also known as Coach is
eighty one years old.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That was a good show. Do you remember coach Man.
What was that guy's name Ball or Moose or am
I confusing that with night Court? Well? Night Court had bull,
they had a dollber That's what it was. No, you're right, yeah,
I haven't seen those shows in years.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Clive Davis, the record business guy, is ninety three years
old and no longer with us. Maya Angelou, your favorite poet.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Maya Angelou is the sweetest, kindest woman in the poetry industry,
the truth.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Just such a nice woman.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Heith Ledger also born today Anthony Perkins of Psycho fame.
It is National tell a Lie Day. You told me
that earlier, but I naturally didn't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You didn't believe me when I told you it was Tallawaida. No,
today is National Tallawi Day. You know, as I'll start
off with this one. Kamala Harris is a good politician,
a great gal.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She is one of the kindest, sweetest little gals you
deliver meet.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, and you know this thing with the tariffs, we
should just let China kick our ass.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't know why we're trying to fight back.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Anyways, speaking of that, we interrupt birthdays for this little report.
China has retaliated against Trump's tariff today by inflicting some
tariffs upon us. Wasn't the whole point of this is
that they were already they had tariffs on us.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, so they don't get it. They just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I will address the two billion pound elephant in the room.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
If he was at an elephant or a jackass.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, yeah, it's a I do wonder if China is
the one country we can't beat in a trade war.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And here's why I said.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I've heard people say that, you know, we got a
big surplus with them.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, here's the reason why I say that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you win at trade war against a country that
doesn't care about their own citizens?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's the tricky part. They don't care for a couple
of million or a couple of one hundred million starve.
As long as they can blame it on America, it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is worth trying. I know we could beat the European Union.
I know we can meet all these little piece of
crap countries. I know those penguins in the South Indian
Sea are screwed. They deserve what they're gonna get f
those penguins. Those penguins are jerks. I've always hated those penguins. Ye,
I do wonder about China. I do wonder what time
will tell.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Anyway, you guys know what today is.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Today is Vitamin C Day for some reason, and National
Court on blah day. An International carrot Day, not National
caret Day, that's totally different. These are International carrot Days. Well,
that's important. And there are a lot of photos on
the internet. And I'm sorry to tell you this, but
I had to see it, so you got to hear
about it of what it looked like after an emergency
(06:01):
room physician removed a carrot from somebody's another region.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
We needed to see it, and always looks We just
hear about it and say that's enough.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It always looks like it was cooked or something. After
you're like, what the hell was it blackened? Well, I
don't know if that's the color, but she wouldn't go there.
It wasn't bright orange, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The weekend birthdays, if we might distract you from your
carrot pulling. You know a lot of these famous people
that you've heard of before, like Lily James, she'll be
thirty six tomorrow. She was Elizabeth Bennett and Pride and
Prejudice and Zombies.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that the one you went to see?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I just saw zombies the other night. Yes, it's correct.
On a blind day with a woman I'll never meet again.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Sterling K. Brown have a birthday tomorrow. He was in
Black Panther, So it's quite important that you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Know whoa whoa African American panther.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
For Rell is fifty two tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know he's not down with the Democrat plantation, is
that right? Yeah, he wouldn't endorse a candidate. Basically my
Thif when someone from Hollywood won't endorse the Democrat candidate,
it basically is telling you right, not with that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And he lives in Florida, so you know right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Tomorrow is also the late Booker T. Washington's birthday, educator
and spokesman from Wrestler for Black America.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man, he's my favorite Houston wrestler.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah? He's good.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Born in eighteen fifty six, done like a day over forties,
held up well. He died in nineteen fifteen. He's been
dead one hundred and ten years. But then you loved him.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, No, I think he's coming up at Gladiators of
Texas Wrestling this weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Different. You know, there's more than one Booker T. I
doubt it that the police chief up in where was
it Bloomington? Well, that's Booker t Hodges.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's Booker T. Yeah, that's a totally different guy.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Zach Braff of Scrubs and other things, those terrible phone commercials.
He'll be fifty on the Sunday. Paul Rudd fifty six.
Michael Rooker seventy, Remember him, It's like Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I always felt like his last name sounds dirty, but
it's not. He's a Rooker. He's a rooker.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Mary Lou Hinter seventy three years old. And John Ratzenberger
or do you know him as Cliff claven Turns seventy eight?
Didn't Sunday?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Didn't Mary have something bad happened to her? Not long ago?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She was having finance She couldn't pay her doctor's bills
or something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Who was this Mary Lou?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, that's her whole name.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's not like Mary Lou.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's Mary Lou.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Say so if you call her Mary, nobody knows what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I didn't know that it wasn't she a gymnast. No,
that's Mayor lou Hinter.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I mean, that's Mayor Lou Retten who's working the Hinter
the girl from Taxi with the you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Know, the girl from Taxi was in the Olympics reseat. Oh,
that's amazing. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I pulled the plug on this count to ten and
plug it back in. See if it's gonna work better now?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
All right, tell me one go. The girl from Taxi
was in the Olympics. That's insane to me, that's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it looks like we've got a corrupted file here.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, Bro, you gotta admit the angela theme from Taxi
by Bob James nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Slaps, does it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Slap? Slap so hard, Shakira.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm just gonna keep moving forward. Shakira brought her nanny,
Lily Melgar on stage during a show in Mexico recently.
Why well, it was Lily the nanny who broke the
news to Shakira that her then husband Gerard was cheating.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Did we skip this day in history?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Or did this because you took too long with the birthdays?
I could do it right now this day in history,
it is brought to you by the Walton Johnson smartphone
app and store where you could go get some quality March.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Absolutely go there today. I love WJ dot com. We
got new merchery that you're gonna love it Today. In
eighteen twelve, the Orleans Territory became the eighteenth state. Changes
the name too, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
In eighteen twenty eight, chocolate milk powder patented by Casparis
von Wooden.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They're talking about bringing whole milk.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And chocolate milk back to public schools now thanks to
our man RFK Junior.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well chocolate milk. I guess you know, because you live.
That's a great recovery tool.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Love it today.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
In eighteen forty one, President William Henry Harrison dies in office,
the first US president to do so. Today, in nineteen
thirty two, vitamin C is isolated for the first time,
hence the reason National Vitamin C Day Today. In eighteen
forty nine, the NATO Treaty is signed.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In nineteen sixty Ben Hurg gets eleven oscars.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
All right, now, slow down a little bit, when it
was the next one hid. In nineteen sixty eight, anything anything,
big happened in the sixties.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, somebody murdered a black guy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, not just any black guy. A guy friend, a doctor,
Mark Luther King Junior, was shot and killed on this day, a.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Guy with very antiquated, bigoted opinions about how you shouldn't
see race.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, like we shouldn't be racist, you should.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Absolutely everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Speaking of black eyes today in nineteen seventy eight, Hank
Aaron ties Babe Ruth's home run record, and we can
tell you what happened during the pandemic today in twenty twenty.
But you remember, and you don't need us to remind you,
because nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, nobody wants to hear all that nonsense.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You Danny, Oh god, No, well right now, and then
what late for the break? I don't feel like it is, No,
it definitely is.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
According to the old clock on the wall, you let
that clock on the wall decide how to live your life.
That clock ain't my ball.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, that clock's not the boss of me. You ask.
Government policy is very clear. Never back down, never admit
a mistake. That's why we won over half the wars.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We thought.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Walter and Johnson all right. Obviously we're objective enough to.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Understand the difference between long term and a short term solution.
But even still, the stock market did lose three point
two trillion dollars yesterday.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That that lady that wrote that little thing about how
Donald Trump screwed her over because she lost all that
money and if she's on a fixed income and stuff,
I don't care if you're rich, poor or anything in between.
At poor people ain't got much to worry about. Do
they feels good not have a lot of money invested
in stocks now, don't it? Well, that's that's my whole
plan all along.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, you say that in jest, but that's the whole
reason why this is so frustrating. The very people that
this is supposed to benefit probably don't have a horse
in the race right now. They can't afford to have
a ROTH or an IRA or a four oh one K.
They don't have mutual funds.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
But that woman that was complaining admitted that she's in
the stock market and she's retired on a fixed income.
That's stupid. She either got bad advice or she's just dumb.
Because when you get to that age, you're supposed to
not be playing the stock market anymore. It's considered risky. Yeah,
(12:47):
like the last thirty days has been risky.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
If you're retired, why are you buying and selling stocks?
That's an investment? What investments are for retirement? What what
are you going to retire?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Again?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Could be in money market, you could be in bonds,
you could be in you know, a lot of safer
investments to be made out there.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Obviously we're in a different risk management group as far
as investments go. But I will tell you this, if
you had money in a money market account over the
last few.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Years, you're the only person that did good.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
M M. I mean I Just putting money in a
regular savings account with these high interest rates under Joe
Biden produced a lot of money for people.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know, the inflation went up faster than the you know,
the interest rates that you were getting fair.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But if you had enough money in a savings account
because you already invested it years ago and you and
suddenly those high interest rate numbers kicked in, it was
probably producing more money in a month than what you
were spending. Theoretically, Now, that's assuming you had savings. A
lot of people don't. And that's the whole reason we
needed these tariffs in the first place. More emails coming
in about different things. Mike said, what do you think
(13:56):
at brilliant young woman Greta would say about the Democrats
who are now running around using gasoline to set evs
on fire. It goes against everything she's taught us, and
she's tried to teach us so much. I'm an environmentalist.
(14:17):
That's why I'm blowing up these teslas with gasoline.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's kind of exposing the stupid spending and government and
the protesting and the stupid people who don't get how
this works. He says, personally, I'd rather my tax dollars
go to wheelchairs for warriors before i'd want to finance
a trans puppet show in some foreign country.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bro. That's it right there.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The reason we ask you to support great charities like
Wheelchairs for Warriors or Sunshine Kids or Citizens for Animal
Protection is because if you're in the job market, if
you work for a living, you're probably gonna have to
pay taxes, whether you like it or not. You might
as well make a little donation and get a write
off for it. By the way, for the second time
this year, someone who's going viral on social media for
(15:02):
sharing a story about their toddler eating their grandfather's ashes.
Oh my god, here's the most recent woman to have
her dad's ashes eaten by a little kid.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh my god, when your son eats she died as
ash is my son hussy and my dad's slushies.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Some washing went down a few minutes later and he
had had it all over his mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I was in complete shock. She must be from up
north or something somewhere they don't see like they from
around here.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I believe she's British the last time it happened in America.
But you also wonder, with all the weird people out
there doing health weird health trends like bull sperm and
stuff like that, is there someone out there right now
on TikTok telling you to eat your grandpa's ashes.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I think we've moved forward to uh salmon sperms.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, no, you're right, that is true. He's not kidding,
but oh.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, the bull sperm was for one thing, but salmon
uh sperm. Uh, that's that's where you to go. Now,
invest all of your savings in that.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Apparently that little boy, that child in England had his
grandfather's eyes and he had his legs and arms and
torso and had to.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
O, Kenny, Oh, that was too much, man, too much.
We're gonna get an email.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well, that's gonna be fun. You know how you love memes, right,
I do love memes. Look at this one.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh my god, I love memes so much.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Democrats one hundred years ago in nineteen twenty five versus
Democrats today, same party, one hundred years later.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
In nineteen twenty five, they were burning a crucifix in
a black man's yard, and today they're burning a black
man's tesla.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, isn't it a crucifix if Jesus is on it?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You're right, No, he's correct. Yeah, it's across. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, because the KKK wasn't famous for burning crucifixes, You're right,
they just burned crosses.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And by the way, I've pointed that out before, and
I actually broke my own.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You sure did my own. Actually, oh it is tell
a lie day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So I just you just on my actual meme with
the ammunition I used of a previous I'm actually yeah,
my arm actually levels are through the roof right now.
May have to go see an I'm actually doctor after this.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Still, boy, Ray's got something here we need to explore.
Kenny said a couple of days ago on this radio
show that if somebody would donate a thousand dollars of
mortar wheelchairs for warriors, he says, I thought he said
he would put on a blonde wig. No, he said
he'd get a perm said where he'd look like a
lionel Richie. I think so somebody donated thirty thousand dollars.
(17:31):
After listening to that show, I think you owe us
a thirty perms.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh, I think he's missing it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I said that it needed to be then, But for
thirty thousand dollars, I will shave my ass hair.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean I would do it yourself. I was gonna
do it this weekend. Anyway. It's getting really long.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Why don't you have somebody help you? Because you know
it's hard to see back there?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What do you know? Let me put this in terms
you can understand. I am not down with that.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Walden and Johnson
I know it's mister Kenneth's turn, and I respect that,
but can I just read one news story?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Do you? Real quick?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Can't we all take turns? I'll take turns with you
and then you can take your turn with me.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, that would be good. Wait, wait, are we talking
about the same thing.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm sure we are.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, Mike Pence? Do you remember him?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Barely? He was the vice president back before JD. Vans
and Kamala. Yeah. Mike Pence will receive the John F.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Kennedy Profile Encourage Award from the president of the JFK
Library Foundation. And what I'm about to read you as
an exact quote for putting his life and career on
the line, huh, to ensure the constitutional transfer of presidential
power on January sixth, twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It goes without Mike Pence. None of this could have
been possible. You know that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well? Right, for better or worse?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No? Yeah? No, Happy birthday Jamie Sears. Oh? Oh you
know her? I do, Yeah, Britney's little sister. She's zo
We want on one, Okay. Jamie Lynn is now thirty
four years old. You've known her since she was underage?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, I've known her since she was thirty thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think I forgured, but we've been aware of her
as a as a talent, okay, since.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
She was a child.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't know if she'd want me to say this
on the area, but I'm just going to say it
out loud because I know who we are and.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't care. Well, because you're Kenny.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Jamie Lynn Spears is one of the sweetest women I've
ever met.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
In my wife, I don't think that's going to hurt
her feelings her well, you know, but it's wait, you
haven't got to the good party.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, because it's coming from us. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
She's got a brand and we have a brand publicly,
and it's a little different. But we've met Jamie Lynn
Spears before. She is one of the sweetest, most polite, kind, charming,
delightful people you've ever been around.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I've never met her sister. I don't obviously seen her naked.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, okay, a lot of people have, well, but Jamie
Lynn Spears is a class act. She's very talented, she's
a good mom, she's a great American, she's a fantastic
she's a resident of the state of Louisiana. She's she's
a great actress and she's a cool check to hang
out with. I really like Jamie Lynn Spears.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Sound like you being sued by her and you're trying
to get out of it. No, I'm not seeing sued.
No covering your tracks at least. No.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I really like Jay, I really do.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
But people have birthdays, probably that you're not personal friends with.
David Blaine the Magician. He's fifty two. Nancy McKeon, she
played Joe on the Facts of Life. You know LGBT rep.
Of course we know Joe. Joe from the Facts of
Life is one of the sweetest, kindest.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's not ever met he stop it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Robert Downey Junior iron Man is sixty today.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He is a good actor. I like him in a
lot of movies.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
David Cross from Arrested Development to Mister Show you you
know hit Me. He's sixty one. He's okay, let's see
that guy, know you go Weaving from the Matrix Movies,
Agent Smith. Remember he kept calling him mister Anderson. Ooh,
he's scary. He's sixty five.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
David E.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Kelly is sixty nine. Nice he brought us Ali McNeil,
Thank you. Craig T. Nelson, also known as Coach is
eighty one years old.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That was a good show. Do you remember coach Man.
What was that guy's name Ball or Moose or am
I confusing that with night Court? Well? Night Court had bull,
they had a dollber That's what it was. No, you're right, yeah,
I haven't seen those shows in years.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Clive Davis, the record business guy, is ninety three years
old and no longer with us. Maya Angelou, your favorite poet.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Maya Angelou is the sweetest, kindest woman in the poetry industry,
the truth.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Just such a nice woman.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Heith Ledger also born today Anthony Perkins of Psycho fame.
It is National tell a Lie Day. You told me
that earlier, but I naturally didn't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You didn't believe me when I told you it was Tallawaida. No,
today is National Tallawi Day. You know, as I'll start
off with this one. Kamala Harris is a good politician,
a great gal.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
She is one of the kindest, sweetest little gals you
deliver meet.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, and you know this thing with the tariffs, we
should just let China kick our ass.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I don't know why we're trying to fight back.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Anyways, speaking of that, we interrupt birthdays for this little report.
China has retaliated against Trump's tariff today by inflicting some
tariffs upon us. Wasn't the whole point of this is
that they were already they had tariffs on us.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, so they don't get it. They just don't get it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I will address the two billion pound elephant in the room.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
If he was at an elephant or a jackass.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, yeah, it's a I do wonder if China is
the one country we can't beat in a trade war.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And here's why I said.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I've heard people say that, you know, we got a
big surplus with them.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, here's the reason why I say that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you win at trade war against a country that
doesn't care about their own citizens?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's the tricky part. They don't care for a couple
of million or a couple of one hundred million starve.
As long as they can blame it on America, it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is worth trying. I know we could beat the European Union.
I know we can meet all these little piece of
crap countries. I know those penguins in the South Indian
Sea are screwed. They deserve what they're gonna get f
those penguins. Those penguins are jerks. I've always hated those penguins. Ye,
I do wonder about China. I do wonder what time
will tell.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Anyway, you guys know what today is.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Today is Vitamin C Day for some reason, and National
Court on blah day. An International carrot Day, not National
caret Day, that's totally different. These are International carrot Days. Well,
that's important. And there are a lot of photos on
the internet. And I'm sorry to tell you this, but
I had to see it, so you got to hear
about it of what it looked like after an emergency
(06:01):
room physician removed a carrot from somebody's another region.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
We needed to see it, and always looks We just
hear about it and say that's enough.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It always looks like it was cooked or something. After
you're like, what the hell was it blackened? Well, I
don't know if that's the color, but she wouldn't go there.
It wasn't bright orange, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The weekend birthdays, if we might distract you from your
carrot pulling. You know a lot of these famous people
that you've heard of before, like Lily James, she'll be
thirty six tomorrow. She was Elizabeth Bennett and Pride and
Prejudice and Zombies.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Is that the one you went to see?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I just saw zombies the other night. Yes, it's correct.
On a blind day with a woman I'll never meet again.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Sterling K. Brown have a birthday tomorrow. He was in
Black Panther, So it's quite important that you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Know whoa whoa African American panther.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
For Rell is fifty two tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You know he's not down with the Democrat plantation, is
that right? Yeah, he wouldn't endorse a candidate. Basically my
Thif when someone from Hollywood won't endorse the Democrat candidate,
it basically is telling you right, not with that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
And he lives in Florida, so you know right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Tomorrow is also the late Booker T. Washington's birthday, educator
and spokesman from Wrestler for Black America.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Man, he's my favorite Houston wrestler.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah? He's good.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Born in eighteen fifty six, done like a day over forties,
held up well. He died in nineteen fifteen. He's been
dead one hundred and ten years. But then you loved him.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, No, I think he's coming up at Gladiators of
Texas Wrestling this weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Different. You know, there's more than one Booker T. I
doubt it that the police chief up in where was
it Bloomington? Well, that's Booker t Hodges.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's Booker T. Yeah, that's a totally different guy.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Zach Braff of Scrubs and other things, those terrible phone commercials.
He'll be fifty on the Sunday. Paul Rudd fifty six.
Michael Rooker seventy, Remember him, It's like Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I always felt like his last name sounds dirty, but
it's not. He's a Rooker. He's a rooker.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Mary Lou Hinter seventy three years old. And John Ratzenberger
or do you know him as Cliff claven Turns seventy eight?
Didn't Sunday?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Didn't Mary have something bad happened to her? Not long ago?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She was having finance She couldn't pay her doctor's bills
or something like that.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Who was this Mary Lou?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, that's her whole name.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's not like Mary Lou.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's Mary Lou.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Say so if you call her Mary, nobody knows what
you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I didn't know that it wasn't she a gymnast. No,
that's Mayor lou Hinter.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I mean, that's Mayor Lou Retten who's working the Hinter
the girl from Taxi with the you.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Know, the girl from Taxi was in the Olympics reseat. Oh,
that's amazing. I had no idea.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I pulled the plug on this count to ten and
plug it back in. See if it's gonna work better now?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
All right, tell me one go. The girl from Taxi
was in the Olympics. That's insane to me, that's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, it looks like we've got a corrupted file here.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, Bro, you gotta admit the angela theme from Taxi
by Bob James nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Slaps, does it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Slap? Slap so hard, Shakira.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I'm just gonna keep moving forward. Shakira brought her nanny,
Lily Melgar on stage during a show in Mexico recently.
Why well, it was Lily the nanny who broke the
news to Shakira that her then husband Gerard was cheating.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Did we skip this day in history?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Or did this because you took too long with the birthdays?
I could do it right now this day in history,
it is brought to you by the Walton Johnson smartphone
app and store where you could go get some quality March.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Absolutely go there today. I love WJ dot com. We
got new merchery that you're gonna love it Today. In
eighteen twelve, the Orleans Territory became the eighteenth state. Changes
the name too, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
In eighteen twenty eight, chocolate milk powder patented by Casparis
von Wooden.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They're talking about bringing whole milk.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And chocolate milk back to public schools now thanks to
our man RFK Junior.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well chocolate milk. I guess you know, because you live.
That's a great recovery tool.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Love it today.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
In eighteen forty one, President William Henry Harrison dies in office,
the first US president to do so. Today, in nineteen
thirty two, vitamin C is isolated for the first time,
hence the reason National Vitamin C Day Today. In eighteen
forty nine, the NATO Treaty is signed.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Today.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In nineteen sixty Ben Hurg gets eleven oscars.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
All right, now, slow down a little bit, when it
was the next one hid. In nineteen sixty eight, anything anything,
big happened in the sixties.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, somebody murdered a black guy.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, not just any black guy. A guy friend, a doctor,
Mark Luther King Junior, was shot and killed on this day, a.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Guy with very antiquated, bigoted opinions about how you shouldn't
see race.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, like we shouldn't be racist, you should.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Absolutely everyone knows that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Speaking of black eyes today in nineteen seventy eight, Hank
Aaron ties Babe Ruth's home run record, and we can
tell you what happened during the pandemic today in twenty twenty.
But you remember, and you don't need us to remind you,
because nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No, nobody wants to hear all that nonsense.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You Danny, Oh god, No, well right now, and then
what late for the break? I don't feel like it is, No,
it definitely is.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
According to the old clock on the wall, you let
that clock on the wall decide how to live your life.
That clock ain't my ball.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, that clock's not the boss of me. You ask.
Government policy is very clear. Never back down, never admit
a mistake. That's why we won over half the wars.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We thought.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Walter and Johnson all right. Obviously we're objective enough to.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Understand the difference between long term and a short term solution.
But even still, the stock market did lose three point
two trillion dollars yesterday.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That that lady that wrote that little thing about how
Donald Trump screwed her over because she lost all that
money and if she's on a fixed income and stuff,
I don't care if you're rich, poor or anything in between.
At poor people ain't got much to worry about. Do
they feels good not have a lot of money invested
in stocks now, don't it? Well, that's that's my whole
plan all along.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, you say that in jest, but that's the whole
reason why this is so frustrating. The very people that
this is supposed to benefit probably don't have a horse
in the race right now. They can't afford to have
a ROTH or an IRA or a four oh one K.
They don't have mutual funds.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
But that woman that was complaining admitted that she's in
the stock market and she's retired on a fixed income.
That's stupid. She either got bad advice or she's just dumb.
Because when you get to that age, you're supposed to
not be playing the stock market anymore. It's considered risky. Yeah,
(12:47):
like the last thirty days has been risky.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
If you're retired, why are you buying and selling stocks?
That's an investment? What investments are for retirement? What what
are you going to retire?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Again?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Could be in money market, you could be in bonds,
you could be in you know, a lot of safer
investments to be made out there.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Obviously we're in a different risk management group as far
as investments go. But I will tell you this, if
you had money in a money market account over the
last few.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Years, you're the only person that did good.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
M M. I mean I Just putting money in a
regular savings account with these high interest rates under Joe
Biden produced a lot of money for people.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know, the inflation went up faster than the you know,
the interest rates that you were getting fair.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But if you had enough money in a savings account
because you already invested it years ago and you and
suddenly those high interest rate numbers kicked in, it was
probably producing more money in a month than what you
were spending. Theoretically, Now, that's assuming you had savings. A
lot of people don't. And that's the whole reason we
needed these tariffs in the first place. More emails coming
in about different things. Mike said, what do you think
(13:56):
at brilliant young woman Greta would say about the Democrats
who are now running around using gasoline to set evs
on fire. It goes against everything she's taught us, and
she's tried to teach us so much. I'm an environmentalist.
(14:17):
That's why I'm blowing up these teslas with gasoline.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's kind of exposing the stupid spending and government and
the protesting and the stupid people who don't get how
this works. He says, personally, I'd rather my tax dollars
go to wheelchairs for warriors before i'd want to finance
a trans puppet show in some foreign country.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Bro. That's it right there.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The reason we ask you to support great charities like
Wheelchairs for Warriors or Sunshine Kids or Citizens for Animal
Protection is because if you're in the job market, if
you work for a living, you're probably gonna have to
pay taxes, whether you like it or not. You might
as well make a little donation and get a write
off for it. By the way, for the second time
this year, someone who's going viral on social media for
(15:02):
sharing a story about their toddler eating their grandfather's ashes.
Oh my god, here's the most recent woman to have
her dad's ashes eaten by a little kid.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh my god, when your son eats she died as
ash is my son hussy and my dad's slushies.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Some washing went down a few minutes later and he
had had it all over his mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I was in complete shock. She must be from up
north or something somewhere they don't see like they from
around here.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I believe she's British the last time it happened in America.
But you also wonder, with all the weird people out
there doing health weird health trends like bull sperm and
stuff like that, is there someone out there right now
on TikTok telling you to eat your grandpa's ashes.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I think we've moved forward to uh salmon sperms.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, no, you're right, that is true. He's not kidding,
but oh.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
No, the bull sperm was for one thing, but salmon
uh sperm. Uh, that's that's where you to go. Now,
invest all of your savings in that.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Apparently that little boy, that child in England had his
grandfather's eyes and he had his legs and arms and
torso and had to.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
O, Kenny, Oh, that was too much, man, too much.
We're gonna get an email.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Well, that's gonna be fun. You know how you love memes, right,
I do love memes. Look at this one.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh my god, I love memes so much.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Democrats one hundred years ago in nineteen twenty five versus
Democrats today, same party, one hundred years later.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
In nineteen twenty five, they were burning a crucifix in
a black man's yard, and today they're burning a black
man's tesla.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, isn't it a crucifix if Jesus is on it?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You're right, No, he's correct. Yeah, it's across. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, because the KKK wasn't famous for burning crucifixes, You're right,
they just burned crosses.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
And by the way, I've pointed that out before, and
I actually broke my own.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You sure did my own. Actually, oh it is tell
a lie day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So I just you just on my actual meme with
the ammunition I used of a previous I'm actually yeah,
my arm actually levels are through the roof right now.
May have to go see an I'm actually doctor after this.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Still, boy, Ray's got something here we need to explore.
Kenny said a couple of days ago on this radio
show that if somebody would donate a thousand dollars of
mortar wheelchairs for warriors, he says, I thought he said
he would put on a blonde wig. No, he said
he'd get a perm said where he'd look like a
lionel Richie. I think so somebody donated thirty thousand dollars.
(17:31):
After listening to that show, I think you owe us
a thirty perms.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Oh, I think he's missing it.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I said that it needed to be then, But for
thirty thousand dollars, I will shave my ass hair.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean I would do it yourself. I was gonna
do it this weekend. Anyway. It's getting really long.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Why don't you have somebody help you? Because you know
it's hard to see back there?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
What do you know? Let me put this in terms
you can understand. I am not down with that.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
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