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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Friday, I have I had a busy weekend. On Friday,
I took a very attractive blonde woman to go see
a forty year old concert screening of a concert movie
at a theater.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Do you ever take average looking chicks out?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I mean yeah, once in a while when I feel
sorry for him, you.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Know, okay, good. I just want to make sure you,
you know, got a little of that going on.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I try to date outside my what is it, what's
the word? I try to OutKick my coverage, and usually
it works if you just spend enough money. Of course,
some people call that a hooker. I don't know what.
Tomato tomato.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
They're all just trying to get get by in this world.
You know, maybe she had a decent retirement account until
last week. Now she's got to work again. Thanks a lot,
Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
This ain't no disco, This ain't no fooling around.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Exactly. He gets it, he does. I'm sorry, I just
hommed out loud some reason. Fox twenty six news Local Ustor,
that's our local Fox here. They put a story up
on Facebook about a huge brawl at Fucky Cheese.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
And I was looking.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It was a great, big fight. White people, white parents,
chasing each other down. Yeah, I know, Chucky. It's dated
October of twenty sixteen. Why is this in the news.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, because somebody thought it was funny, so they wanted
to share it to social media.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Other people will see this and not know that it's
an old story.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Did Fox twenty six post it? It looks that way.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, sometimes they'll post old stories because they need the
web traffic. And you know, for the record, Chuck E
Cheese is having a tough time right now. They're struggling
to find buyers for a six hundred and sixty million
dollars bond. Chuck E Cheese owner CEC Entertainment says the
brand is actually for sale right now.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So if anybody wants to own Chuck E Cheese, you
can get a slice.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And how much they action six hundred and sixty million,
It says here in CNBC dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
They want to be the costco of family fun.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm all from full seventy five and see if they jump,
they might they might take it because they you know,
they they are.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Here's my thought.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They got rid of a lot of those animatronic robots.
You know that those things showed up on the black
market recently, Oh no, excuse me, African American.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Market, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
People were out selling the animatronic robots, and I feel
like that was a missed opportunity.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Look around this room. What do you think is missing
from this studio?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Animatronic robots, an animatronic mouse playing piano or whatever that
would have made this room so much cool.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Sure that would have been a guy could have been
tinklin on a piano right now.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I know, I'd just be playing this tickle in the
ivories there while we're enjoying.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Probably would make noise. I think they're squeaky.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
They really You really got to crank the music though,
so you don't hear the robotic parts from the eighties
or the.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Seventies or.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
They do that they make that noise because it's hydraulic.
Is that six million dollar man you make that noise?
When he'd run real fast, you know, like he's going
so fast he make noise? And is I I think
that would have bothered me. Every time he fired up
his bionic eye, it went and then you know, that
just irritates you after a while.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And people would know he was using it. What I
always wonder is, what did it sound like when he
was making love. Oh lord, you know, because he's a
man with urges, just because he's got robotic parts, I
mean like a d wall power drill.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And then do you think that excited the woman he
was with or do you think it made her uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You think you're giving it a little more thought than necessary.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sometimes we overthink things.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Mister Kenneth. No, if anything, I don't think we're analyzing
this enough. This is our future.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, if that's where we're taking this, then let's hope
Elton John gets those eyes that make that noise because
Elton John is going blind. Yeah, this is sad. He
said he's having a Well he can no longer watch
his sons play soccer or rugby anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Wait he has sons? Well, yeah, he has two children.
How did he get with his husband? What?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
How do they give birth? Don't act like you've never
heard of this. Yeah, but he could get.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
New eyes, couldn't he?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Blue Jean?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, he is seventy same stress for the band.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, he's seventy eight years old.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I think I just had a birthday recently.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And you know, some people at seventy eight have great
vision and no hearing, and some people have great hearing
and they can't see too well, and then some lose
it all. Everybody's different, so let's work on that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wow, Billy Ed, could you imagine what your life would
be like if you never got to go to an
Elton John concert ever?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Again?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You mean like a fact that I've never been to
one yet? Well that, yeah, obviously, but you never was
a shame you have not lived.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, well I've never been to one.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You've not lived either, Kenny.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Apparently not what I hear.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I mean people sometimes that have never had fun before,
and I just feel sorry for him, you know, But
I got to think Elton John conn same way.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's not going to change anything for me. It could have,
It's too late now.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh and since we're talking celebrity news, you knew this
was coming. Russell Brown, the English actor, an comedian comedian
who got red pelled, has been mouth and offul lot
lately about liberals and how ridiculous they are.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He's born again Christian.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Well, those are the reasons that he has now been
charged with rape and assault and a whole bunch of
other sex crimes involving four different women. It's the old
it's one of the oldest tricks in the book, as
they say, the playbook of Uh he's saying things we
don't like. Let's accuse him of something and this is
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this is like one of basics.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So it's the Crown Prosecution Service. That'd be your CPS
of England. When people talk about CPS in America, it's
a totally different thing than it is in England. And
they charged wrestle brand with rape, sexual assault and indecent assault.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
There's not much he doesn't admit to.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I mean, he talks about the fact that he was
a guy who was a drug addict, a sex addict,
and an imbecile. But one thing he never was. He said,
I'm not a rapist. I've never engaged in non consensual activity.
I would like to think you could see that by
looking into my eye, as he said. But this is
how the powers that be like to take and take
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down and shut people up, the mouth off and disagree
with them.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I know this isn't exactly how the litmus test is
supposed to work. But when you look at a guy
like Brad Pitt, or Mick Jagger, or George Clooney or
in this case Russell Brown.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do you get the impression that they need to rape,
you know, don't I don't think they do.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
And you take the same woman and you could run
me at her, h huh, and I could tell her, hey,
it's a sweet ass you got right there, So that
would be rude. I would never do that, you know,
and she would call the law and they, you know,
arrest me, and I'm a worst guy in the world.
Brad Pitt, George Clooney walks up to her and tells
her sweet ass, and she's like, oh, yeah, you think
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think so you want to touch it? Yeah, women are
funny that way.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I understand that it's not that's not exactly how it
always like sometimes it's a power time, it's a power
thing or whatever. But didn't Russell Brand famously dump Katie
Perry like when she was at the peak of her
career and considered to be one of the most beautiful
women in the music industry. Russell Brand rejected her in
a text message. Wasn't that a big news story? Was?
It's just it's just hard for me to imagine that
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even if he did have like a power fetish or something,
that there wouldn't be some woman out there that'd be
willing to let him. Yeah, you know, play rough in
the bedroom. But I don't know. I don't know these
women's story. I we believe all the women. We always
believe the women, right, That's what we were told. Well,
not Tara Reid after she accused Joe Biden.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, we didn't believe her. No, you believe all those
women that accused Bill.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, oh, we all we believe all women that accuse Republicans.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
There, that's it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
If Russell Brand hadn't been red pilled, if he didn't
become a born again Christian, if he wasn't on social
media criticizing big pharma, talking about the globalist epidemic or
all the fake news out there, would this be happening
to him? Nope? I mean probably not, right, Chris, There's
no way to know, Like, probably not. If he was
still a lefty, you would this have had There are
women on the internet claiming that they were contacted by
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journalists and investigators and asked to be made part of
this hit piece on him that has surfaced that someone
reached out to them.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Either, oh they got four takers. Looks like, okay, here's
my question for you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
The kind of person that thinks Luigi Mangioni is a hero,
the kind of person who thinks Hamas should be celebrated.
Do you think imagine that person for a minute. Do
you think that person would have a moral objection to
lying about being raped if they thought it would stop
a prominent right winger from getting on the Supreme Court
for example.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
You know, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
They were in this case, just being a prominent right
winger in the media. I mean, Russell Brand's not running
for any office or anything, but considering his fan base
and the role he's played in pop culture over the
last twenty years, the fact that he's shifted hard to
the right, like talker crossing right.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, remember how confusing it is to be a liberal.
You're not in your right mind, that's clear. You're you're
supposed to be. You're you're like practicing hypocrite. To be
a great democrat or liberally, you have to be a hypocrite.
For example, the the people protesting Israel, Ah, yeah, they're
(09:33):
out there, you know, having their protests, and well right
now they're protesting the fact that they want to get
rid of that.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Mock mood guy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
He's still in play he's in Louisiana, can't decide whether
they can get rid of him or not and punish
him for his activities at Columbia University. So they protest
Columbia University uh and their new rule and stance on
things by wearing swastikas, swastika sweatshirts or whatever to their
(10:03):
protests and having swastika signs. And they say that anybody
that doesn't agree with them, they're Nazis.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Right, we were just looking at some of these photos. Uh.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
We've seen the anti Trump protesters before, but one thing
we've never seen them do that they're doing in droves
right now is wearing actual swastikas to their protest. So,
so I'm a Nazi because you have a swastika.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The people that are they they hate Jews, accuse you
of being a Nazi. But what was that one thing
that the Nazis were especially famous for.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Uh, swastikas. I think, oh oh, hating the Jews?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it sarted out. It's not
a pandemic so much as it is a tard demic,
a tard demic, it's a tard demo.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I'm gonna give you a fist bump on app thank
you buddy.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't
no fooling our act.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And then Johnson Radio Network, So.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Are you ready for Senator aoc bro, It's one hundred
percent going to happen.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh my god, the POI. Something would really dramatic. Would
have to happen in the next year or two. Oh
and it will for her to not become Senator of
New York at somebody will.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Also be dramatic.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
If she does become Senator, AOZ leads Chuck Schumer in
a mock election. They're floating it. They're running it out there.
They are running that flagpole up there, and see how
many of you will salute her.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
For some reason, this liver spotted covered old man is
not as popular as this young, sexy latina with huge naturals.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know why, who doesn't mind bouncing up and
down a little bit as she talks. You ever, notice
sometimes girls with biggins they will actually jump up and
down just slightly like this, just you almost don't even
notice it, except that their boobs are just swaying under
that little shirt.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
See we see it. Even though she is a politician.
I've noticed her do that. And then the other thing
she does is that move with her hair where she
takes her hair and tosses it like I've got all
this hair, but first I need to get it out
of the way, or she puts it back at a ponytail.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And it's a very specific kind of ponytail though, Oh yeah,
men high and bouncy that men are familiar with. A
certain kind of man would identify as that ponytail. Is
the kind of ponytail a woman puts her hair in
right before she oh, get it out of the way,
does something generous.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, so you don't pull it accidentally. It's not just
a ponytail. It's the it's the ponytail, you know what
I mean. Well, that's just some of the weird stuff
in the news today. Trump versus Obama twenty twenty eight.
I know you guys think that's gonna be a thing
now because somebody wants Trump to have a third term,
and if that happens, they'll want Obama to run against
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him for his third term, which would be his fourth
thanks to Biden. But still, wouldn't that be just like
the ultimate end of America? The last thing that happens
before we either kill each other or we just let
China conquerors and take us over. Trump versus Obama for
the third term presidency.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You got that going on. You got stocks down around
the world, even though over fifty countries have already been
the knee to Trump and his tariffs, and they are
currently negotiating for a better deal. And isn't that all
we ever wanted was a better deal.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah, that's all we ever wanted was a better deal,
and apparently we're gonna get that soon.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
The argument.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Now, I'm always interested to hear the arguments from the
other side, and for the most part, most of the
liberals arguing against Trump's tariffs haven't made an interesting point.
But I have heard a few libertarians point something out
that's interesting, and I try to be objective. One of
the things they pointed out was there's goods in their services, right,
so when it comes to the deficit on goods that
we're selling, we are way in the red.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's not even close.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
We're not exporting anything compared to how much we're buying.
It's not even close. The argument that they're trying to
make is, yeah, but America makes most of our money
now off services things like the iPhone, subscriptions you get
on a smartphone app, that sort of thing. And while
that is a valid point, on the other hand, so
what so what why should we have trade deals that
screw us over just because we're the ones that are
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inventing everything. The argument they're now trying to make, and
it's an interesting argument, is Okay, yeah, but we get
it all back because of the tech industry or this. Okay, yeah,
but stop and hold on for a minute. We could
manufacture some of this stuff in the United States, right
we used to? Yeah, we could we have before And
going a little deeper into that, picking at that scab,
over the next decade, manufacturing jobs involving humans globally are
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pretty much going to disappear. It's going to almost entirely
be robots. And so that's their argument against doing this.
I disagree. I think that's an argument for doing this
right now. The reason why China beats us when it
comes to manufacturing goods is because China has anybody slave labor,
child slave labor. And the argument is, well, how do
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we compete with that, with that with robots?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh, I thought you were gonna say we should get
our own slave labor.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, no, Billy yet, No, No, we don't need slave
labor doing that. But if the future of manufacturing is
gonna be robots, why couldn't we compete with China on that.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
We don't need that. We can make medicine, we can
make hats, we can.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Make cars, but for some reason we haven't been for
the last thirty or forty years.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Are we gonna kick it back in? We can even
make robot lawyers.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Damn right.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
We now take you to the state of New York
where a man named Jerome du Wald tried to have
an AI lawyer defend him in a court of law,
and it went what you think about as well as
you think it would go. Okay, this guy named Jerome
shows up to court and hang on a second, here
comes the good part, or is it?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Maybe not yet? Maybe lasers Jo bo peo peo doo
jo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
No, So what they're saying right there, what's that? That
that Japanese stuff? You know what they're saying, Now, that's Korean.
I don't think it's Japanese. Okay, I'm almost sure it's Korean.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I saw a guy talking like that one time in
a restaurant while I was getting kimchi. That's exactly what
he sounded because I think he smoked too much, so
they took his voice box out. He had what is
it called, what's a stoma? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
No, but they got that. You know, they talk up,
you know, like you know.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
How there's foot fetishists. There's people that are into stomas.
Isn't that weird? Now?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
But anyway, that's not the point of the story. No,
it shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So this guy Jerome shows up at court with an
AI lawyer and this happened in New York State.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The judge really did not like it. Yeah, here's a
sound bite.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
The appellant has submitted a video.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
We will hear that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Video now, may it please the court?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I come here today a humble proceeds for a panel
of five distinguished justices. Is this hold on?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Is that counsel for the case I generated that that
that is not a real person.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
You did not tell me that, sir, And you have
appeared before this court and been able to testify verbally.
You are not going to use this courtroom as a
launch for your business.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
So if you are able to shut that off, you.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Know there's good you ain't thing. You know, there's a
racial aspect here that works on more than one level.
I think this is a photo of the guy from
the case. Is that him? Could you, uh, can anyone
describe what kind of guy we're looking at here, mister.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
O, I'll let you take the opportunity here. I don't
see you anything. I don't see that it's a white
guy in a bow tie. Yeah, I'll try not to
see that, because when you hear Jerome de Wald, don't
you immediately think you know?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
No, I.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Would have thought this would have been a brother, But
as you can see from the pictures.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
One ever even crossed my mind. Ginny, So wait, is
that while racist youth?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
But the female judge did not sound like uh, she
was a cracker faced tonkloid.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I don't know how you're basing what people are just
by the sound of their voice. I mean, that is
just the ultimate racist remark right there. Well, you can
kind of tell, you know, you can't know anything about
me just from hearing my voice.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
No, like if you were no, no, you couldn't know
nothing about you, like that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, there's this recording of these two men getting robbed.
Somebody's getting robbed the other day on the streets in
New York. And while somebody's getting robbed on the streets
of New York right this minute.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
And the guy had a scheme mask on, and the
audio that the don't just come back from a ski trip. No,
I mean just didn't take it off yet.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
No, that's how they address when they're robbing people. Huh yeah,
listen to that saying on a second, I got a
little audio of this, give.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Me your money, bitch. Oh, come down, you calm down,
just hurry up. Are you a black guy? Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What? What?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Just because I'm robbing you mean I'm black? Well, I mean,
why would you think that?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't know. Maybe because you're robbing me and you're black?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Why, Johnny Lingo looked like somebody just walked over your grave.
Stay tuned for more.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
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