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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Say that nothing better to do. That's where the problems
started right there. That's why we wouldn't We wouldn't have
all these terrorists in the Middle East or wherever they
are today if we just give them something to do.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
See, I get the impression the terrorists in the Middle
East weren't doing what are their names, Billy Joe and
Bobby Sue were doing?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yeah, I mean it's a different kind of crime,
but you know, crimes. Crime in the eyes of the law,
the blindfolded lady justice, she don't care.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
See, here's why I worry about the social conservatives sometimes.
If you're a right winger in America, you probably understand
something about Islamic terrorism.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
These are this is a culture of very sexually repressed people,
and look at what it causes them to do. So
maybe just a few girls in a bikini, wouldn't you know,
kill you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
If we're you know, kind of take a little that
pressure off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
There's this group of people on the right that are
sometimes referred to as the woke right. The woke right
are a group of people who are based social conservative authoritarians.
They don't want you looking at porn, they don't want
you driving to Louisiana to go to a casino. They
don't want a THHC shop and some strip mall next
to their old old ladies nail salon. And I am
(01:13):
telling you that I know what happens when we eliminate
all these little vices from society with gamble once in
a while, eat a crab leg for crying out loud,
smoke a joint on four to twenty. Look, look at
a woman in a bikini when you're at the beach,
or Islamic terrorism, those are your choices.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, well that's a coin flipper there, huh see.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I just think if we all are aware of the
fact that this culture exists, why would we want to
make our culture more like them?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You don't I don't get it. I don't get it either.
I don't get it. You know, there's some sometimes the
people they do stupid. You know. It could be the
fact that the liberals who seem to be leaning into this,
they're they're insane, Yeah, you know, they're they're not right
in the head.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
There is a group of people on the left that
also want those things, and uh, oddly enough that they
all seem to get along with each other, and they
love war for some reason.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's because of this is circular. As you've explained before.
If you start that circle, let's say at the top
of the clocket at twelve, and the liberals all go
left and the conservatives all go to the right, and
they circle circle circle. If they go too far to
the left or too far to the right, they're gonna
meet down here around six, right, see the circle. Yeah,
(02:25):
and we like to keep around a three or a four.
Don't go into that five to six range because you're
going to run into the liberals over here coming down
the other side. It's true, if you go far enough
to the right, you end up on the left. If
you go far enough into too much, liberty becomes anarchy,
becomes authoritarianis because.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Then the criminals run everything. You know, it's just a
new kind of bad, right, new kind of bad. I
know nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes we need
a little bit of centrism. I know it's crazy to
hear me say that out loud, but it's true. You know,
maybe when it comes to some of this social stuff,
if gay marriage is not for you, just don't get
a game carriage.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know, Well, there's that you know, like smoking weed.
Just don't smoke weed. What do you care if some
other guys doing it? I will.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We will get a phone call now from someone that'll
complain that they don't want their toddler to smell pot
when they're walking through a downtown area.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I get that. I understand. I don't want them
to see human feces or needles on the sidewalk either.
But you know there's some places to tay too bad. Well,
you know, you just don't have to put up with dad.
That's just how we do things now.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't want to look at feces or hypodermic you know,
do you want to see speaking of the debt, kind
of a ying yang situation here?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know, the good news bad news constantly swirling around.
No murders reported. This is according to an email. I
didn't do the research, but we got to report no
murders in Memphis this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, wait an hour or two, let the paperwork get done.
It says, good news, bad news. The reason is because
it's funded. It's underwater.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh a lot of people did die, but they weren't
They were murdered by mother nature.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It was a weekend full of inclement weather, and they say,
now it's moving over to the southeast.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If I'm not mistake, Uh huh. But I got to
tell you, Oklahoma, Arkansas tornado country. Woo.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There's a reason they call it that, you know. Yeah,
we got a lot of listeners there. I hope all
of our listeners are okay. They say at least twenty
people have died amid the outbreak of severe weather this weekend,
including a nine year old boy in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Don't you hate that? Yeah? I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Meanwhile, in Georgia, Governor Brian camp shared his sympathies after
two people were killed when a tree fell on them
at a Georgia golf course.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Now that's what happened to the governor of Texas, right, Well,
not this weekend, a long time ago, long time ago.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But while we're on the topic here, people dying this weekend,
can we use that to put something else into perspective?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
The time span of the Texas measles outbreak, the epidemic
they're calling it, has been going on for almost four
months now. It's been going on since January, right, not
exactly the beginning of January. But somewhere in mid to
late January, you started hearing about the text measles outbreak. Yeah,
someone just died over the weekend. Do we agree death
is bad?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now. There's thirty two million residents in the state of Texas, right,
and this crisis has been going on now for almost
four months. We'll just say three months to stay on
the conservatives. Three months and in three months, two people
have died.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, another report yesterday I heard. I don't know if
you know when it happened, but a young, young boy
died from oh and they make sure and let you know,
an unvaccinated child to measles.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What have I told you that? That just kind of
proves right there that this isn't a real epidemic. I mean,
thirty two million people, two deaths spanning over the course
of three months, guys, that's not a crisis.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's the up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Twenty people died this weekend from weather related incidents in
one small part of the country.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And then there's Chicago. I don't even want to know
what happens in Chicago every weekend, especially, I don't know
whether they get that cold weather, we get that cold
north wind blowing down. So I'm watching the OU softball
team at the girls playing in Norman, and everybody in
there is wearing Parkers and heads they're you know, looks
(06:10):
like the Eskimos out on a seal hunter or something
that they're just all But I'm like, my god, what
the hell?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And then in about twelve hours it made it all
the way down to Texas and I was like, well, damn,
it's cold, I need my Parker.
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Speaker 1 (06:54):
Today.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right, we now take you to the largest city
in the Midwest to roughly six million residents there in
the Greater Chicago area. And interestingly enough, it always happens
in one small part of the city. It's not happening
in the suburbs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So much evenly spread out all over, so we like
it evenly spread out.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, they don't do that pretty much, just the south
side and a little bit of the west side there.
And now, remember we just told you that over the
weekend there were twenty deaths related to weather.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
In Memphis in that area, all through the tornadoes and
floods and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And just to put this into perspective for you, two
deaths from the Texas measles outbreak over the last three
or four months.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Here this weekend, fifteen people were shot in Chicago. Fifteen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And now the good news bad news on this is
fifteen people got shot.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That'd be the bad news. Good news is one death,
only one out of fifteen. Yeah, But the same.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Number of people that died this weekend of.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Measles, Yeah, died in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Also, just to get back to that for a minute,
did they die of measles or did they die with measles?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Remember something we learned during COVID it's not the same. No,
they don't report it. They don't ever tell you the
kid died, I mean sadly, and I don't know this kid.
I don't even be talking about him, like he's just
some statistic that somebody's job. It's still sad, but I
mean he could have been run over by a bus
(08:19):
and they could have still reported that he had measles.
So you know, a kid with measles died sure?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Or was it someone that was already dying of something else?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This is what happened during COVID that upset us so much.
We started learning about all these people that died of COVID,
and then we learned, well, they died with COVID.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What of them had cancer? Some of them was ninety
eight years old, and some of them had been dying
for years, and then they got the COVID and it
just that's when they went.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And then you ask the question, all right, if they
didn't die on Monday of COVID, where they going to
die on Friday of something else.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean, it's sad, but it with the measles. We
don't trust the media, that's the bottom line. We don't
know because they don't always report the whole story.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, let's go back in time, if we will, just
to really put the measles thing into perspective. Let's go
back to the nineteen seventies when one of the most
popular TV shows in America, explained how serious this illness was.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What are you doing all from school?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They sent me home?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Measles?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let's ei their measles are a strange case or red freckles.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You have got a temperature, they told me, one hundred
and one point one. What's the record?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh for are you sure it's the measles? Well, he
certainly got all the symptoms, A slight temperature, a lot
of dots, and a great big smile, A great big smile.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No school for a few days.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Bailo to my dotted son for me, telling them I'll
bring him some comic books and I'll see you later year. Okay, honey,
by boy, this is a life, isn't it. Yeah? If
you have to get sick, she can't beat the measles. Yeah,
that's the best ever.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Back in the nineteen seventies, the Brady Bunch said that
getting the measles was fine.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You just have dots on your skin. You stay home
and play games all day. Oh, I don't forget a
slight Hey don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I had to point it out, But I bet today
those comics are be worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah. Remember back in the day things were, Dad will
make everything better. Bring home a comic book.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, if Peter Brady was smart enough to save those
comic books, he might have just bought a new yacht.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's true. They'd probably save his for his retirement, which
he's probably in by now. That was a million years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, but then these tariffs came along and screwed that
up for him.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He can't afford it, damn it. My main goal is
to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Hey.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Mister, I'm doing a little research here on political consistency,
consistency of principalities.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What's that all about? Why I felt like liberals loved immigrants? Right? Well, yeah, yeah, liberals,
they're the ones that loved him. Immigrants. They want them
all to come here, about a millions. That's why they
opened up the border and put the call out globally.
You know, Biden says, y'all come out.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And they love all immigrants, all immigrants, every immigrant equally.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They're even if they are violent gang bangers who are
out there, you know what, just randomly killing your teenage
daughters and stuff, they still love him a good immigrant.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, if they like immigrants, even the violent, dangerous immigrants,
they must have Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now you've done it. Oh no, No,
that's the exception to the rule. I believe so not
Elon Musk. He's also no longer an immigrant, he's an American.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Ah, but they say they wanted to deport him in Milania.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The real citizens, the ones who've actually gone too the
trouble of becoming citizens, those should be punished while we
this is it's just the typical Democrat playbook. Whether it's
people that need to be vaccinated, you know, the law
abiding American citizens they were forced to be vaccinated, the
old ten or twelve million illegals that were escorted in
(11:59):
no vaccination. That's different, that's different. Yeah, they didn't. They
didn't want it, though. The same thing with who gets
to stay and who has to leave. Let all the
criminals stay, but let's get the people that went to
the trouble of becoming American citizens. Get them out of
here because they don't agree with me.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Over the weekend, there were protesters all over America because
AID protesters shared something fun to do You know, there's
no football tailgating going on right now.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
He's theater and everybody loves a good show. But nobody
wants to go to the movies anymore. You can just
watch a theater, a nice exciting play basically on the
American stage on television. Yeah, you can get laid. You
could score weed there.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean, the protest is a fun place to go
hang out at if you're kind of a nut job.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Remember when immediates used to fill up the parks and stuff.
I forget the Antifa occupy occupy. They'd occupy a park
and then poop everywhere, and they'd complain about capitalism. All
these millionaires and billionaires selling their products stuff while they
had their you know, name brand tints and their name
bland ice chests and yoga pants, iPhones and their lululemons
(13:09):
and their eye pads and all the other great stuff.
Going to Starbucks to use the bathroom occasionally, usually they
just go outside.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, over the weekend, some protesters were asked that very question.
They went to Starbucks to steal the Internet, didn't they?
I think they went there to do heroin. Well that too,
and poop. Probably there's a lot of pooping going on
in a liberal protest. It's like, well, they're all full
of it. Yeah, probably the granola is not helping. Over
the weekend protesters all over America. Here's one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We protested today Donald Trump. Well what's Donald Trump doing
that we're protesting?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Well, he is not the American democracy right now? Democracy
kind of repeal a bunch of in the constitution, like
you know, rights and liberties.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is there anything in specific that he's.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't have all the information, but are you what
are you against? Personally? I'm against tyrants. I'm against tyranny,
That's what I'm against. What is that somebody who's coming
in and trying to take over the country and get
rid of the rules and regulations that have existed for
centuries to keep US citizens safe.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Who do you think is doing that currently?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Donald Trump and Elon Musk and all of his cabinet members.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Why Elon must thou with.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
The Department of Government efficiency. He was put in charge
of a department that doesn't even exist before this. And
he's not even an American.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Musk from South Africa. He's from South Africa. He's half right.
They're almost always about half right. Wait, you don't like
him because he's not from America. Yeah, we got to
circle back to the original question, Kenny asks me. Don't
don't the Democrats and the Democrat Party, the ones who
defend the immigrants and the people to find those that
(14:58):
ain't from here. They come here freely, they stay here freely,
They get a free pass on crime, and they can't leave.
But Elon Musk has to go because he's not from here.
All right, Well, then how do we feel about ilhan Omar?
Excuse me? He is a citizen.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Sure, it's been a citizen since two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, So, oh, any is registered to vote in
the state of Texas. Believe it or not, they don't
allow non citizens to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
The rules are a little stricter about voting in Texas,
and they are in a lot of other states. Bet
maybe elan Omar should have to be deported. If Eon
has to go, Illan has to go, will something's to
be said for that? And her brusband, who ilhan Omar?
You remember she married her brother so she could get
him into the country.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, but they didn't last. Those two were destined to
fall apart, and it did.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A Here's my question, if you marry somebody to help
him get a green cart or citizenship, or you have
to prove that you're like doing it. Yeah, yeah, you should.
That's kind of gross, right.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm sure they did whatever it took to make it happen.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Who's the government official that checks in on that? Is
there a video? Do you get a picture of it?
You got to be in the room while they're consummating
the vows, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, good question. That is pretty nasty there.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But you know, now, unfortunately, and I'm sorry to be
the one to point this out, that particular part of
the world is a place where a lot of incests
seems to happen at.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh yeah, they're not really that. They don't look at
they don't frown on it like we do here.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, maybe they should though, you know what I mean,
because probably be a good idea unless you want more
flipper babies.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh that's so good offence, But it sounds like that's
a comedy gobbledy goook. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Say that nothing better to do. That's where the problems
started right there. That's why we wouldn't We wouldn't have
all these terrorists in the Middle East or wherever they
are today if we just give them something to do.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
See, I get the impression the terrorists in the Middle
East weren't doing what are their names, Billy Joe and
Bobby Sue were doing?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yeah, I mean it's a different kind of crime,
but you know, crimes. Crime in the eyes of the law,
the blindfolded lady justice, she don't care.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
See, here's why I worry about the social conservatives sometimes.
If you're a right winger in America, you probably understand
something about Islamic terrorism.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Right.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
These are this is a culture of very sexually repressed people,
and look at what it causes them to do. So
maybe just a few girls in a bikini, wouldn't you know,
kill you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
If we're you know, kind of take a little that
pressure off.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
There's this group of people on the right that are
sometimes referred to as the woke right. The woke right
are a group of people who are based social conservative authoritarians.
They don't want you looking at porn, they don't want
you driving to Louisiana to go to a casino. They
don't want a THHC shop and some strip mall next
to their old old ladies nail salon. And I am
(01:13):
telling you that I know what happens when we eliminate
all these little vices from society with gamble once in
a while, eat a crab leg for crying out loud,
smoke a joint on four to twenty. Look, look at
a woman in a bikini when you're at the beach,
or Islamic terrorism, those are your choices.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, well that's a coin flipper there, huh see.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I just think if we all are aware of the
fact that this culture exists, why would we want to
make our culture more like them?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You don't I don't get it. I don't get it either.
I don't get it. You know, there's some sometimes the
people they do stupid. You know. It could be the
fact that the liberals who seem to be leaning into this,
they're they're insane, Yeah, you know, they're they're not right
in the head.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
There is a group of people on the left that
also want those things, and uh, oddly enough that they
all seem to get along with each other, and they
love war for some reason.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's because of this is circular. As you've explained before.
If you start that circle, let's say at the top
of the clocket at twelve, and the liberals all go
left and the conservatives all go to the right, and
they circle circle circle. If they go too far to
the left or too far to the right, they're gonna
meet down here around six, right, see the circle. Yeah,
(02:25):
and we like to keep around a three or a four.
Don't go into that five to six range because you're
going to run into the liberals over here coming down
the other side. It's true, if you go far enough
to the right, you end up on the left. If
you go far enough into too much, liberty becomes anarchy,
becomes authoritarianis because.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Then the criminals run everything. You know, it's just a
new kind of bad, right, new kind of bad. I
know nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes we need
a little bit of centrism. I know it's crazy to
hear me say that out loud, but it's true. You know,
maybe when it comes to some of this social stuff,
if gay marriage is not for you, just don't get
a game carriage.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
You know, Well, there's that you know, like smoking weed.
Just don't smoke weed. What do you care if some
other guys doing it? I will.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
We will get a phone call now from someone that'll
complain that they don't want their toddler to smell pot
when they're walking through a downtown area.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I get that. I understand. I don't want them
to see human feces or needles on the sidewalk either.
But you know there's some places to tay too bad. Well,
you know, you just don't have to put up with dad.
That's just how we do things now.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I don't want to look at feces or hypodermic you know,
do you want to see speaking of the debt, kind
of a ying yang situation here?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know, the good news bad news constantly swirling around.
No murders reported. This is according to an email. I
didn't do the research, but we got to report no
murders in Memphis this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, wait an hour or two, let the paperwork get done.
It says, good news, bad news. The reason is because
it's funded. It's underwater.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh a lot of people did die, but they weren't
They were murdered by mother nature.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It was a weekend full of inclement weather, and they say,
now it's moving over to the southeast.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If I'm not mistake, Uh huh. But I got to
tell you, Oklahoma, Arkansas tornado country. Woo.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There's a reason they call it that, you know. Yeah,
we got a lot of listeners there. I hope all
of our listeners are okay. They say at least twenty
people have died amid the outbreak of severe weather this weekend,
including a nine year old boy in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Don't you hate that? Yeah? I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Meanwhile, in Georgia, Governor Brian camp shared his sympathies after
two people were killed when a tree fell on them
at a Georgia golf course.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Now that's what happened to the governor of Texas, right, Well,
not this weekend, a long time ago, long time ago.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But while we're on the topic here, people dying this weekend,
can we use that to put something else into perspective?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
The time span of the Texas measles outbreak, the epidemic
they're calling it, has been going on for almost four
months now. It's been going on since January, right, not
exactly the beginning of January. But somewhere in mid to
late January, you started hearing about the text measles outbreak. Yeah,
someone just died over the weekend. Do we agree death
is bad?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Now. There's thirty two million residents in the state of Texas, right,
and this crisis has been going on now for almost
four months. We'll just say three months to stay on
the conservatives. Three months and in three months, two people
have died.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, another report yesterday I heard. I don't know if
you know when it happened, but a young, young boy
died from oh and they make sure and let you know,
an unvaccinated child to measles.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What have I told you that? That just kind of
proves right there that this isn't a real epidemic. I mean,
thirty two million people, two deaths spanning over the course
of three months, guys, that's not a crisis.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's the up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Twenty people died this weekend from weather related incidents in
one small part of the country.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And then there's Chicago. I don't even want to know
what happens in Chicago every weekend, especially, I don't know
whether they get that cold weather, we get that cold
north wind blowing down. So I'm watching the OU softball
team at the girls playing in Norman, and everybody in
there is wearing Parkers and heads they're you know, looks
(06:10):
like the Eskimos out on a seal hunter or something
that they're just all But I'm like, my god, what
the hell?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And then in about twelve hours it made it all
the way down to Texas and I was like, well, damn,
it's cold, I need my Parker.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
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Speaker 1 (06:54):
Today.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right, we now take you to the largest city
in the Midwest to roughly six million residents there in
the Greater Chicago area. And interestingly enough, it always happens
in one small part of the city. It's not happening
in the suburbs.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So much evenly spread out all over, so we like
it evenly spread out.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, they don't do that pretty much, just the south
side and a little bit of the west side there.
And now, remember we just told you that over the
weekend there were twenty deaths related to weather.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
In Memphis in that area, all through the tornadoes and
floods and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And just to put this into perspective for you, two
deaths from the Texas measles outbreak over the last three
or four months.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Here this weekend, fifteen people were shot in Chicago. Fifteen. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And now the good news bad news on this is
fifteen people got shot.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
That'd be the bad news. Good news is one death,
only one out of fifteen. Yeah, But the same.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Number of people that died this weekend of.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Measles, Yeah, died in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Also, just to get back to that for a minute,
did they die of measles or did they die with measles?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Remember something we learned during COVID it's not the same. No,
they don't report it. They don't ever tell you the
kid died, I mean sadly, and I don't know this kid.
I don't even be talking about him, like he's just
some statistic that somebody's job. It's still sad, but I
mean he could have been run over by a bus
(08:19):
and they could have still reported that he had measles.
So you know, a kid with measles died sure?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Or was it someone that was already dying of something else?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
This is what happened during COVID that upset us so much.
We started learning about all these people that died of COVID,
and then we learned, well, they died with COVID.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What of them had cancer? Some of them was ninety
eight years old, and some of them had been dying
for years, and then they got the COVID and it
just that's when they went.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And then you ask the question, all right, if they
didn't die on Monday of COVID, where they going to
die on Friday of something else.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I mean, it's sad, but it with the measles. We
don't trust the media, that's the bottom line. We don't
know because they don't always report the whole story.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Well, let's go back in time, if we will, just
to really put the measles thing into perspective. Let's go
back to the nineteen seventies when one of the most
popular TV shows in America, explained how serious this illness was.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What are you doing all from school?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They sent me home?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Measles?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let's ei their measles are a strange case or red freckles.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You have got a temperature, they told me, one hundred
and one point one. What's the record?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh for are you sure it's the measles? Well, he
certainly got all the symptoms, A slight temperature, a lot
of dots, and a great big smile, A great big smile.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
No school for a few days.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Bailo to my dotted son for me, telling them I'll
bring him some comic books and I'll see you later year. Okay, honey,
by boy, this is a life, isn't it. Yeah? If
you have to get sick, she can't beat the measles. Yeah,
that's the best ever.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Back in the nineteen seventies, the Brady Bunch said that
getting the measles was fine.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You just have dots on your skin. You stay home
and play games all day. Oh, I don't forget a
slight Hey don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I had to point it out, But I bet today
those comics are be worth a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah. Remember back in the day things were, Dad will
make everything better. Bring home a comic book.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, if Peter Brady was smart enough to save those
comic books, he might have just bought a new yacht.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's true. They'd probably save his for his retirement, which
he's probably in by now. That was a million years ago.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, but then these tariffs came along and screwed that
up for him.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He can't afford it, damn it. My main goal is
to blow up and then act like I don't know nobody.
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson, Hey.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Mister, I'm doing a little research here on political consistency,
consistency of principalities.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What's that all about? Why I felt like liberals loved immigrants? Right? Well, yeah, yeah, liberals,
they're the ones that loved him. Immigrants. They want them
all to come here, about a millions. That's why they
opened up the border and put the call out globally.
You know, Biden says, y'all come out.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
And they love all immigrants, all immigrants, every immigrant equally.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
They're even if they are violent gang bangers who are
out there, you know what, just randomly killing your teenage
daughters and stuff, they still love him a good immigrant.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, if they like immigrants, even the violent, dangerous immigrants,
they must have Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now you've done it. Oh no, No,
that's the exception to the rule. I believe so not
Elon Musk. He's also no longer an immigrant, he's an American.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Ah, but they say they wanted to deport him in Milania.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The real citizens, the ones who've actually gone too the
trouble of becoming citizens, those should be punished while we
this is it's just the typical Democrat playbook. Whether it's
people that need to be vaccinated, you know, the law
abiding American citizens they were forced to be vaccinated, the
old ten or twelve million illegals that were escorted in
(11:59):
no vaccination. That's different, that's different. Yeah, they didn't. They
didn't want it, though. The same thing with who gets
to stay and who has to leave. Let all the
criminals stay, but let's get the people that went to
the trouble of becoming American citizens. Get them out of
here because they don't agree with me.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Over the weekend, there were protesters all over America because
AID protesters shared something fun to do You know, there's
no football tailgating going on right now.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
He's theater and everybody loves a good show. But nobody
wants to go to the movies anymore. You can just
watch a theater, a nice exciting play basically on the
American stage on television. Yeah, you can get laid. You
could score weed there.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I mean, the protest is a fun place to go
hang out at if you're kind of a nut job.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Remember when immediates used to fill up the parks and stuff.
I forget the Antifa occupy occupy. They'd occupy a park
and then poop everywhere, and they'd complain about capitalism. All
these millionaires and billionaires selling their products stuff while they
had their you know, name brand tints and their name
bland ice chests and yoga pants, iPhones and their lululemons
(13:09):
and their eye pads and all the other great stuff.
Going to Starbucks to use the bathroom occasionally, usually they
just go outside.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, over the weekend, some protesters were asked that very question.
They went to Starbucks to steal the Internet, didn't they?
I think they went there to do heroin. Well that too,
and poop. Probably there's a lot of pooping going on
in a liberal protest. It's like, well, they're all full
of it. Yeah, probably the granola is not helping. Over
the weekend protesters all over America. Here's one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We protested today Donald Trump. Well what's Donald Trump doing
that we're protesting?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Well, he is not the American democracy right now? Democracy
kind of repeal a bunch of in the constitution, like
you know, rights and liberties.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is there anything in specific that he's.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't have all the information, but are you what
are you against? Personally? I'm against tyrants. I'm against tyranny,
That's what I'm against. What is that somebody who's coming
in and trying to take over the country and get
rid of the rules and regulations that have existed for
centuries to keep US citizens safe.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Who do you think is doing that currently?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Donald Trump and Elon Musk and all of his cabinet members.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Why Elon must thou with.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
The Department of Government efficiency. He was put in charge
of a department that doesn't even exist before this. And
he's not even an American.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Musk from South Africa. He's from South Africa. He's half right.
They're almost always about half right. Wait, you don't like
him because he's not from America. Yeah, we got to
circle back to the original question, Kenny asks me. Don't
don't the Democrats and the Democrat Party, the ones who
defend the immigrants and the people to find those that
(14:58):
ain't from here. They come here freely, they stay here freely,
They get a free pass on crime, and they can't leave.
But Elon Musk has to go because he's not from here.
All right, Well, then how do we feel about ilhan Omar?
Excuse me? He is a citizen.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Sure, it's been a citizen since two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, So, oh, any is registered to vote in
the state of Texas. Believe it or not, they don't
allow non citizens to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
The rules are a little stricter about voting in Texas,
and they are in a lot of other states. Bet
maybe elan Omar should have to be deported. If Eon
has to go, Illan has to go, will something's to
be said for that? And her brusband, who ilhan Omar?
You remember she married her brother so she could get
him into the country.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, but they didn't last. Those two were destined to
fall apart, and it did.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A Here's my question, if you marry somebody to help
him get a green cart or citizenship, or you have
to prove that you're like doing it. Yeah, yeah, you should.
That's kind of gross, right.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'm sure they did whatever it took to make it happen.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Who's the government official that checks in on that? Is
there a video? Do you get a picture of it?
You got to be in the room while they're consummating
the vows, so to speak.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, good question. That is pretty nasty there.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
But you know, now, unfortunately, and I'm sorry to be
the one to point this out, that particular part of
the world is a place where a lot of incests
seems to happen at.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh yeah, they're not really that. They don't look at
they don't frown on it like we do here.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, maybe they should though, you know what I mean,
because probably be a good idea unless you want more
flipper babies.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh that's so good offence, But it sounds like that's
a comedy gobbledy goook. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
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