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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One thousand, nine hundred and fifty two point eight six percent.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tariff on China. That sounds about right. But how will
I get my marital wands?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
But you may have to carve them yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm gonna have to go to the grocery store and
get a cucumber. My wife's boyfriend doesn't like those anymore.
I've gotta I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Saying, China. Now Taiwan's playing ride along.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I don't know if you thought Taiwan's very happy to
discuss free trade with the United States and be our
best friend.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Wonder why most of.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Them are, But yeah, especially the ones that need military
aid from US because of China. Let's go ahead right now, Ukraine, Taiwan, Israel.
If you guys aren't on board with this thing, you're
done to us, dead in the water. I hope your
enemies destroy you. You got We're telling you right now.
We're fixing the system. It's been unfair for decades. You
(00:54):
guys can't mooch and freeload anymore if you want military
support at the very least, agreed with trying to get
rid of our trade deficit at the very least. And
as for the rest of them, now the European Union
is ready to make a deal. And apparently they're not
the only ones. The Treasury Secretary says there are seventy
countries approaching him right now to make some deals. Believe
(01:15):
it not the Treasury Secretary, not a woman.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Barry, I can tell you that there are fifty sixty,
maybe almost seventy countries now whoever approached us. So it's
it's going to be a busy April May, maybe into June.
And Japan is a very important military LLY, they're very
important economic LLY, and the US has a lot of
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history with them, So I.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Would explime it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's that is definitely catching right there. He doesn't enjoy
that zero percent tariffs on wagu beef hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, we won the trade war with Japan.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, nobles with China at all. But still it's let's go,
what are we getting from them? Hondas? Definitely Hondas, Nissans.
You use a lot of jack Us women's underwearing a
vending machine.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That you can I'm not sure how many Americans are
enjoying that, but you could do that. I've never actually
seen it. That's what y'all need to get mad or
can he. I like it. When you get mad, you
get to start, you know, like threatening people and stuff.
Do it again? Who did I threaten just a few
minutes ago? Somebody could all die as far as you care.
I don't know who it was.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh, Taiwan, Ukraine, in Israel.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
If they're not on board, if they can't at least
agree are fair trade policies with us?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Screw what do we need to hold up?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know you, you get mad and you want to
wish death on people.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You're just told to get mad. I do I want you.
But now now that you're mad, all right, I'm not
mad anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Taiwan and Israel are both on board already. They said,
Trump's uh yeah, Trump's right. It hasn't been fair and
we want things to be fair from now on. All right, Well,
so who else was it? Israel's good to go. The Japan,
I don't know about.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I want.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I want sure.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
We said Japan wants to talk. Okay, I got to
think Japan will talk.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, isn't there militarily isn't it mostly us in
their country? They kind of need us ever since that
World War two thing?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But I think Japan's probably got a huge army ready
to go. They just didn't tell us because, you know,
they said, well, America's is supposed to be taking care
of us ever since back in the day. And I
think some of the agreements when they decided to, you know,
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to quit the war, I think some of the agreements
was they're not supposed to have an army. So yeah,
it's kind of like that guy, the showgun guy who's
got you know, forty fifty thousand samurai. But they're all
kind of like hiding out, acting like they're farmers and
stuff really until he makes the call.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Wow, that's how they'll do you. That's a she's kind
of cool bill.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yet all right, I want to make it real clear
before I say this, so I don't get accused of racism.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You will anyway, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm talking about culture. I'm not talking about race. I'm
talking about culture. I'm not talking about race. I'm talking
about culture. I'm not talking about race. Okay, ready, maybe
after we dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, they can
no longer defend themselves because all the men in their
country died off a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And we're stucked out of the gene pool. Oh boy,
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You ever notice now they're obsessed with Hello Kitty, yeah,
and like action figures and robots. And does that look
like a country that's manly enough to defend themselves militarily.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't think so. Plus, sumo wrestling's not gonna be
really out you know, like out in the out in
the field where the war's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You can't run fast.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
No, you can't run a sumo out there and start
wiping people out.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like the idea of sumo wrestling, but they don't
strike me as warriors on a battlefield.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Now, they do still have ninjas, you know them, them
the little suckers. Is hard to fight because it's hard
to find them.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This isn't like your buddy at the bar who calls
ninja's huh never mind, No, no, no, not that guy. Okay, right, okay, yeah, yeah.
I hate when he does that. It makes me inappropriate
how he uses that word. We're talking about Japanese.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You want to show us on this little doll here
where it hurts you?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, I mean, yeah, all over it in the heart.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Here in the hall, right there in the whatever daddy
I hear say somebody says a mean thing that hurts
my heart.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
There is this honky tonk out in the country where
Billy d lives, and sometimes I go out there and
I'll eat crawfish and hang out and have a beer.
And I noticed some of the gentlemen out there have
some choice words for certain subcultures of society that I
would not choose to use.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, I don't know who you was talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just like average guys out there at the barby.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Tourists just traveling through, we don't act like that.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It always offends me, except when it's really funny. Then
it doesn't offend me.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Though.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Speaking of really funny, I like to check.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You know, we all hear we like that Babylon b website,
and sometimes I just like to go check and see
what they got going on today. And the headline right
up here at the top, there's a picture of a
sweet little little baby, you know, like three four month
old baby or whatever, and it says, get a look
at these horrifying pictures of what happens when you don't
have an abortion.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Ha, you know what I think they're I'm probably not
saying her name right, but but I think that parody
that satire you're looking at is a response to a
pop star named Chapel Roan.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh yeah, she's what said, nobody with kids are happy.
They can't be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All of my friends who have kids are in hell.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age. I have like like one year old,
like three year old, four and under five and under.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I literally have not met anyone who's happy, anyone who
has like light in their eyes, anyone who has who
has slept. I'm like, why do my parents do that?
I'm a little at a four. My mom had me
at twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Today, kids kids und anything?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These kids.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's funny about this old musical, the guy singing the
song about how how kids drive him nuts. In real life,
he's probably never gonna have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
They didn't have all that IVF back then. If a
gay guy wanted a kid back then or whatever he is. Uh, oh,
you know, Chapel Roone is a very liberal pop star
from Hollywood, and what's that?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Uh, who's that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Who's that Chinese or Japanese war strategist expert from back
in the day. Never interrupt your enemies when they're making
a mistake. Son Sue, Sun suit art of war. Did
you know that Billy yet? I've heard of him, Son sue.
I don't know if he's that great or not. If
somebody said, son Sue, what would you assume they were
talking about so Suitio?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh the Phil Collins?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah yeah, Or somebody's son is suing him because they
didn't raise him right or something.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I know a lot of our very conservative listeners probably
don't like schmish Morshen. They don't even like when I
college Mischmarshen. They want me to call it dead babies,
No do they. But on the other hand, if your
enemies are killing all their children and they can legally
do it and it doesn't matter what you say or do,
maybe just leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I something to think about. But believe it or not,
there are people out there in this world who are
still dealing with this whole You know, the school wants
to turn my son into my daughter Colorado. This headline
just pops up Colorado. Father is fighting to try to
keep the government from sterilizing his fourteen year old son.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Pro this news story is insanity.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The parents can be stripped of their rights to oversee
the child's medical decisions because the government wants to step in.
And you know how, they'll just take your land if
they feel like they need to put a civil asseid forfeiture.
They'll take your land. If you wanted to put a
train or a highway right through the middle of your country. Yeah,
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and they call it imminent domain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Eminent domain. Yeah, that's what I was pointing at, right, huh.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, and uh now they seem to have emminent domain
over your kids if they want to, they can just
take them kids and just do what they feel like it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And even making it even creepier, they specifically want eminent
domain over your kids genitals.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
They're not only trying to change their ear.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Lobes or anything. No, they want to get right down
to the business. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well that makes it really creepy to me. It should.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And you remember back in the day they used to
say that what is it that uh sending your kids
to uh sex? What do they call it? The what
was the thing? Gay therapy? Gay snakey straights, camper.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, they're supposed to, you know, slap them around a
little bit, and they wouldn't be gay anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That that's somehow abuse, right, that's what they told us
over and over again. But forcing somebody to send their
kids to a doctor to have their junk lobbed off,
you know, it's the same people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, s craziness out there, just they just
picked different topics to be crazy about.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well at least Florida one. Well that's not That's not
how I looked at it now. I was just trying
to change the subject because the kid sex thing creeps
me out.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well it should. And yeah, Houston loss, that's the way
I look at it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, the Houston Chronicles blaming Ted Cruz for the Cougar's loss.
I'll explain why after this. Okay, they show is going
to be the greatest show. I've got a great two
for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, that's too for Tuesday special Wolton and Johnson. Yeah.
First of all, I know it is it's just it's
just basketball. Uh but a lot of people have already emailed,
and they some of them are you know, basketball fans.
I guess. Uh, here's the general idea behind most of
the emails that have just come floating in. Uh tell
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Kenny since he ain't from Texas to keep my school
out of his day a mouth. That seems to be
the attitude. What's the emailer's name. Uh, let's see, that
was Christine. Yeah be it. Not being from Texas yourself,
you would know that you're quite insulting what you just
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said to every Houston Cougar fan in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I support all golf coast teams, and since Florida is
technically a golf coast state.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But we're not talking about a golf right now. We're
talking about basketball NCAA championship. Oh you mean golf, the
golf of America, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Now, I don't know, you know, I'm not. I'm not
the world's biggest basketball fan. I will say this you.
I I watched more basketball last night than I have
watched in probably you know, three four five years combined.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I watched more basketball than I've probably watched in all
of my adult life.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
H huh and uh. The high point for me was
trying to.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Kick the girl I've been dating out of my parent
plus account while I had the game on in the background.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh yeah, you gotta find something else to do.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
They take a lot of time outs, have you noticed
that she's still using my logait.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That ain't right?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Man? Ay right?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I looked in there and said, you've already watched the
latest episode in nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, I didn't. I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
No, you didn't see any of it yet, did you?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You don't have to date me, but can you stop
using my paramount plus account?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Now? Is this the one that you screwed over? Or
is this one that screwed you over? Because you have
abandoned a few of these women who are ready to
settle down with you and start making babies.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I have no idea what you're talking about. No, No,
this is the one that dumped me.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, and now she wants to keep using your twelve
dollars a month TV shows.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know, I might be a dirt bag with a
foul potty mouth who has very offensive political opinions, but
I'm a generous guy when I'm dating someone, I'm happy
to buy it.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Here about how you some generous lover? Is that your deal?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, I'm not talking about that at all. I meant
that I don't do that. Believe me, I'm not a
generous lover. I have been accused of a lot of things,
but don't believe you don't accuse me of that. No,
but I you know, I log it and said you've
already watched all these and I was like, it's not
of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Log it. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You don't have to have sex with me anymore? But
can you stop using my Paramount plus account? And it's
frankly kind of tacky.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
If you wanted to maybe take charge like a man would,
why don't you step up and change your password so
she can't get back in there?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I did, yeah, but that it takes you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You did it yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's not as easy as you think to do that.
You've got to go in there.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
How does it work?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You got it? Well, you have to emails you the pitch.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You have to make a phone call or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Uh, Billy Ed knows he heard me off the air
mentioned that I used my mom's Paramount Plus account.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So then you had to call mommy to change your
password because a mean girl, she's still stealing it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We're frugal, my mom my mom uses my peacock account. Okay,
I know that sounds bad, but actually it's just the
NBC thing. I use her Paramount plus account, and you know,
so you're as bad as the girl.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You're using somebody else's Paramount bloss account too. You watch
a show and your mom hadn't watched it yet. It's
gonna it's gonna turn out to where it looks like
she already watched it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I could see why you'd be confused about that. There's
different profiles. So there's the Kenny profile.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Them a little circle up there that says who's watching, Yeah,
and it says mom.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, her.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Actually, I think she picked like some character from some
cartoon show I've never seen before. And then I got
Kenny from South Park because you know, oh yeah. And
then my sister has a Netflix account that we use.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh boy, So.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What you don't love your family? I love my I
love my mom and my sister.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You're stealing streaming services now, may have to report you.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
How much basketball would you? Did you? Did you watch
the whole game?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I watched more of it than I've watched, and I
watched most of the second half.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, uh huh, but not I saw a good seven minutes.
I tuned in. You know when it's appropriate to tune
into a basketball game. After they've run up and down,
up and down, up and down and made shots and
stuff like that for you know, like an hour and
a half, then you tune in and see what how's
going to end.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I watched it just enough to see our team lose
the lead. Our team meaning Houston, I couldn't tell. But
and then as we lost the lead, it occurred to me, I,
I'm not going to get blamed for this. This is
Ted Cruz's fault.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, Ted, by the way, the Cougars can or I
don't know if they're blaming Ted or if it just
some fan is blaming Ted Cruise. But I am a
no expert in any way on this game. But I
believe those turnovers did not help at all. I mean,
they step out of bounds and then they were traveling,
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and then somebody slapped the ball out of somebody else's hand,
and there's like, you know, the best way to you know,
score points, it would be to have the ball.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I could see why you'd think that, But actually that
had nothing to do with why they losed. It was
simply because, yeah, it was simply because Ted Cruz was
in the room.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
In the in the Alamodome that's why San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's what the Houston Chronicle claims, the Houston Chronicle, and
he's the only reason that they lost. Just just Ted. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The Houston Chronicle claims that when the Texas Senator attends
the game for the team he is rooting for, they
are cursed and lose the game. Often referred to as
the Ted Cruz Curse. The Senator gets social media buzz
for jinxing Houston teams.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm gonna guess they're not one hundred percent accurate because
it's the Chronicle.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well, you know, they don't know much about what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
If if if a Houston team wins an important game,
nobody notices the fact that Ted Cruz is always there.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But if they lose, the story.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Becomes a Houston team lost while Ted Cruz was in attendance,
because you know, he was there every time they won
the World Series. I don't know if you're wear this.
They've won a whole bunch of World Series in the
past decades.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That's what I'm saying. I think maybe the Chronicle might
be inaccurate in their reporting.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Again, Yeah, you know, imagine being a journalist and this
is like your uplate watching the game, and this is
what you come up with. Hey, how do we politicize this?
How do we make people hate Ted Cruz? Well, I know,
let's blame the loss on him. What what does it
have to do with him? Well, he was there? Oh yeah,
isn't he always at these games? He's really into sports.
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You know, he beat Jimmy Kimmel in a one on
one basketball game. The craziest thing about Ted Cruz have
all the Ted Cruz fun facts, is that Ted.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cruz is amazing at basketball.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's really good at for a senator in who doesn't
look like he'd be able to you know, he's a
little chubby, he's thick.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What is the word out of shape? Yeah? Okay, what fine?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
He doesn't look like he'd be great at basketball, actually
quite good at it. Not athletic looking at all. Right, Yeah,
that'd be another one. Soft around the edges, you know.
But for the record, very funny guy and great at
shooting free free throws in three points.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I'm sure funny is a recommendation for his job. Oh, Ted, Yeah,
he's funny. Let's put him in there.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Bro Ted Cruise is pretty funny. Donald Trump is straight
up hilarious. And have you ever read Ran Paul's Festivus tweets?
It is like a professional comedy writer put together.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Maybe they did.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I want all my politicians to be funny. I mean,
if we're gonna lose, let's at least have some jokes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Maybe the jokes is why we're losing. Yeah, or maybe
it's the cruise curse. Yeah. Anyway, he wins his own
sporting events. Yeah, like the election and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Right, anyway, Congratulations to Rice University. I'm winning the big
women's volleyball game last night. Say what, No, isn't that
what we.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Were talking about?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, women's sports in general. Congratulations to the Yukon Huskies. Now,
I think what the next school should do that takes
on the Huskies change whatever they are. You know, their
mascot to be dire Wolves. Oh my god, because that's badass, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Dire Wolves are back.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We do have dire Wolves news coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Say how many trans athletes are on the Yukon women's
basketball team?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
All of them? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Tuesday, Yeah, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
One thousand, nine hundred and fifty two point eight six percent.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Tariff on China. That sounds about right. But how will
I get my marital wands?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
But you may have to carve them yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm gonna have to go to the grocery store and
get a cucumber. My wife's boyfriend doesn't like those anymore.
I've gotta I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Saying, China. Now Taiwan's playing ride along.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I don't know if you thought Taiwan's very happy to
discuss free trade with the United States and be our
best friend.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Wonder why most of.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Them are, But yeah, especially the ones that need military
aid from US because of China. Let's go ahead right now, Ukraine, Taiwan, Israel.
If you guys aren't on board with this thing, you're
done to us, dead in the water. I hope your
enemies destroy you. You got We're telling you right now.
We're fixing the system. It's been unfair for decades. You
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guys can't mooch and freeload anymore if you want military
support at the very least, agreed with trying to get
rid of our trade deficit at the very least. And
as for the rest of them, now the European Union
is ready to make a deal. And apparently they're not
the only ones. The Treasury Secretary says there are seventy
countries approaching him right now to make some deals. Believe
(01:15):
it not the Treasury Secretary, not a woman.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Barry, I can tell you that there are fifty sixty,
maybe almost seventy countries now whoever approached us. So it's
it's going to be a busy April May, maybe into June.
And Japan is a very important military LLY, they're very
important economic LLY, and the US has a lot of
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history with them, So I.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Would explime it's me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's that is definitely catching right there. He doesn't enjoy
that zero percent tariffs on wagu beef hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, we won the trade war with Japan.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, nobles with China at all. But still it's let's go,
what are we getting from them? Hondas? Definitely Hondas, Nissans.
You use a lot of jack Us women's underwearing a
vending machine.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That you can I'm not sure how many Americans are
enjoying that, but you could do that. I've never actually
seen it. That's what y'all need to get mad or
can he. I like it. When you get mad, you
get to start, you know, like threatening people and stuff.
Do it again? Who did I threaten just a few
minutes ago? Somebody could all die as far as you care.
I don't know who it was.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh, Taiwan, Ukraine, in Israel.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
If they're not on board, if they can't at least
agree are fair trade policies with us?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Screw what do we need to hold up?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know you, you get mad and you want to
wish death on people.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You're just told to get mad. I do I want you.
But now now that you're mad, all right, I'm not
mad anymore.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Taiwan and Israel are both on board already. They said,
Trump's uh yeah, Trump's right. It hasn't been fair and
we want things to be fair from now on. All right, Well,
so who else was it? Israel's good to go. The Japan,
I don't know about.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I want.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I want sure.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
We said Japan wants to talk. Okay, I got to
think Japan will talk.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean, isn't there militarily isn't it mostly us in
their country? They kind of need us ever since that
World War two thing?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But I think Japan's probably got a huge army ready
to go. They just didn't tell us because, you know,
they said, well, America's is supposed to be taking care
of us ever since back in the day. And I
think some of the agreements when they decided to, you know,
(03:43):
to quit the war, I think some of the agreements
was they're not supposed to have an army. So yeah,
it's kind of like that guy, the showgun guy who's
got you know, forty fifty thousand samurai. But they're all
kind of like hiding out, acting like they're farmers and
stuff really until he makes the call.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Wow, that's how they'll do you. That's a she's kind
of cool bill.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yet all right, I want to make it real clear
before I say this, so I don't get accused of racism.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You will anyway, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm talking about culture. I'm not talking about race. I'm
talking about culture. I'm not talking about race. I'm talking
about culture. I'm not talking about race. Okay, ready, maybe
after we dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, they can
no longer defend themselves because all the men in their
country died off a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And we're stucked out of the gene pool. Oh boy,
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You ever notice now they're obsessed with Hello Kitty, yeah,
and like action figures and robots. And does that look
like a country that's manly enough to defend themselves militarily.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't think so. Plus, sumo wrestling's not gonna be
really out you know, like out in the out in
the field where the war's going on.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
You can't run fast.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
No, you can't run a sumo out there and start
wiping people out.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I like the idea of sumo wrestling, but they don't
strike me as warriors on a battlefield.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Now, they do still have ninjas, you know them, them
the little suckers. Is hard to fight because it's hard
to find them.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
This isn't like your buddy at the bar who calls
ninja's huh never mind, No, no, no, not that guy. Okay, right, okay, yeah, yeah.
I hate when he does that. It makes me inappropriate
how he uses that word. We're talking about Japanese.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You want to show us on this little doll here
where it hurts you?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
No, I mean, yeah, all over it in the heart.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Here in the hall, right there in the whatever daddy
I hear say somebody says a mean thing that hurts
my heart.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
There is this honky tonk out in the country where
Billy d lives, and sometimes I go out there and
I'll eat crawfish and hang out and have a beer.
And I noticed some of the gentlemen out there have
some choice words for certain subcultures of society that I
would not choose to use.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Well, I don't know who you was talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just like average guys out there at the barby.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Tourists just traveling through, we don't act like that.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It always offends me, except when it's really funny. Then
it doesn't offend me.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Though.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Speaking of really funny, I like to check.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
You know, we all hear we like that Babylon b website,
and sometimes I just like to go check and see
what they got going on today. And the headline right
up here at the top, there's a picture of a
sweet little little baby, you know, like three four month
old baby or whatever, and it says, get a look
at these horrifying pictures of what happens when you don't
have an abortion.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Ha, you know what I think they're I'm probably not
saying her name right, but but I think that parody
that satire you're looking at is a response to a
pop star named Chapel Roan.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh yeah, she's what said, nobody with kids are happy.
They can't be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All of my friends who have kids are in hell.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has
children at this age. I have like like one year old,
like three year old, four and under five and under.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I literally have not met anyone who's happy, anyone who
has like light in their eyes, anyone who has who
has slept. I'm like, why do my parents do that?
I'm a little at a four. My mom had me
at twenty three.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Today, kids kids und anything?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These kids.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's funny about this old musical, the guy singing the
song about how how kids drive him nuts. In real life,
he's probably never gonna have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
They didn't have all that IVF back then. If a
gay guy wanted a kid back then or whatever he is. Uh, oh,
you know, Chapel Roone is a very liberal pop star
from Hollywood, and what's that?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Uh, who's that?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Who's that Chinese or Japanese war strategist expert from back
in the day. Never interrupt your enemies when they're making
a mistake. Son Sue, Sun suit art of war. Did
you know that Billy yet? I've heard of him, Son sue.
I don't know if he's that great or not. If
somebody said, son Sue, what would you assume they were
talking about so Suitio?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh the Phil Collins?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah yeah, Or somebody's son is suing him because they
didn't raise him right or something.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I know a lot of our very conservative listeners probably
don't like schmish Morshen. They don't even like when I
college Mischmarshen. They want me to call it dead babies,
No do they. But on the other hand, if your
enemies are killing all their children and they can legally
do it and it doesn't matter what you say or do,
maybe just leave them alone.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I something to think about. But believe it or not,
there are people out there in this world who are
still dealing with this whole You know, the school wants
to turn my son into my daughter Colorado. This headline
just pops up Colorado. Father is fighting to try to
keep the government from sterilizing his fourteen year old son.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Pro this news story is insanity.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The parents can be stripped of their rights to oversee
the child's medical decisions because the government wants to step in.
And you know how, they'll just take your land if
they feel like they need to put a civil asseid forfeiture.
They'll take your land. If you wanted to put a
train or a highway right through the middle of your country. Yeah,
(09:03):
and they call it imminent domain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Eminent domain. Yeah, that's what I was pointing at, right, huh.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, and uh now they seem to have emminent domain
over your kids if they want to, they can just
take them kids and just do what they feel like it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
And even making it even creepier, they specifically want eminent
domain over your kids genitals.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
They're not only trying to change their ear.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Lobes or anything. No, they want to get right down
to the business. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well that makes it really creepy to me. It should.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
And you remember back in the day they used to
say that what is it that uh sending your kids
to uh sex? What do they call it? The what
was the thing? Gay therapy? Gay snakey straights, camper.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, they're supposed to, you know, slap them around a
little bit, and they wouldn't be gay anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That that's somehow abuse, right, that's what they told us
over and over again. But forcing somebody to send their
kids to a doctor to have their junk lobbed off,
you know, it's the same people.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, s craziness out there, just they just
picked different topics to be crazy about.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well at least Florida one. Well that's not That's not
how I looked at it now. I was just trying
to change the subject because the kid sex thing creeps
me out.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well it should. And yeah, Houston loss, that's the way
I look at it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, the Houston Chronicles blaming Ted Cruz for the Cougar's loss.
I'll explain why after this. Okay, they show is going
to be the greatest show. I've got a great two
for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, that's too for Tuesday special Wolton and Johnson. Yeah.
First of all, I know it is it's just it's
just basketball. Uh but a lot of people have already emailed,
and they some of them are you know, basketball fans.
I guess. Uh, here's the general idea behind most of
the emails that have just come floating in. Uh tell
(10:54):
Kenny since he ain't from Texas to keep my school
out of his day a mouth. That seems to be
the attitude. What's the emailer's name. Uh, let's see, that
was Christine. Yeah be it. Not being from Texas yourself,
you would know that you're quite insulting what you just
(11:15):
said to every Houston Cougar fan in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I support all golf coast teams, and since Florida is
technically a golf coast state.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
But we're not talking about a golf right now. We're
talking about basketball NCAA championship. Oh you mean golf, the
golf of America, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Now, I don't know, you know, I'm not. I'm not
the world's biggest basketball fan. I will say this you.
I I watched more basketball last night than I have
watched in probably you know, three four five years combined.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I watched more basketball than I've probably watched in all
of my adult life.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
H huh and uh. The high point for me was
trying to.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Kick the girl I've been dating out of my parent
plus account while I had the game on in the background.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh yeah, you gotta find something else to do.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
They take a lot of time outs, have you noticed
that she's still using my logait.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
That ain't right?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Man? Ay right?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I looked in there and said, you've already watched the
latest episode in nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No, I didn't. I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
No, you didn't see any of it yet, did you?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
You don't have to date me, but can you stop
using my paramount plus account?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Now? Is this the one that you screwed over? Or
is this one that screwed you over? Because you have
abandoned a few of these women who are ready to
settle down with you and start making babies.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I have no idea what you're talking about. No, No,
this is the one that dumped me.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, and now she wants to keep using your twelve
dollars a month TV shows.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know, I might be a dirt bag with a
foul potty mouth who has very offensive political opinions, but
I'm a generous guy when I'm dating someone, I'm happy
to buy it.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Here about how you some generous lover? Is that your deal?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
No, I'm not talking about that at all. I meant
that I don't do that. Believe me, I'm not a
generous lover. I have been accused of a lot of things,
but don't believe you don't accuse me of that. No,
but I you know, I log it and said you've
already watched all these and I was like, it's not
of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Log it. Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You don't have to have sex with me anymore? But
can you stop using my Paramount plus account? And it's
frankly kind of tacky.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
If you wanted to maybe take charge like a man would,
why don't you step up and change your password so
she can't get back in there?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I did, yeah, but that it takes you.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You did it yourself.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's not as easy as you think to do that.
You've got to go in there.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
How does it work?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
You got it? Well, you have to emails you the pitch.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
You have to make a phone call or anything.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Uh, Billy Ed knows he heard me off the air
mentioned that I used my mom's Paramount Plus account.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
So then you had to call mommy to change your
password because a mean girl, she's still stealing it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
We're frugal, my mom my mom uses my peacock account. Okay,
I know that sounds bad, but actually it's just the
NBC thing. I use her Paramount plus account, and you know,
so you're as bad as the girl.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
You're using somebody else's Paramount bloss account too. You watch
a show and your mom hadn't watched it yet. It's
gonna it's gonna turn out to where it looks like
she already watched it.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I could see why you'd be confused about that. There's
different profiles. So there's the Kenny profile.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Them a little circle up there that says who's watching, Yeah,
and it says mom.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, her.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Actually, I think she picked like some character from some
cartoon show I've never seen before. And then I got
Kenny from South Park because you know, oh yeah. And
then my sister has a Netflix account that we use.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh boy, So.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What you don't love your family? I love my I
love my mom and my sister.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You're stealing streaming services now, may have to report you.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's not how it works.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
How much basketball would you? Did you? Did you watch
the whole game?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I watched more of it than I've watched, and I
watched most of the second half.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yeah, uh huh, but not I saw a good seven minutes.
I tuned in. You know when it's appropriate to tune
into a basketball game. After they've run up and down,
up and down, up and down and made shots and
stuff like that for you know, like an hour and
a half, then you tune in and see what how's
going to end.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I watched it just enough to see our team lose
the lead. Our team meaning Houston, I couldn't tell. But
and then as we lost the lead, it occurred to me, I,
I'm not going to get blamed for this. This is
Ted Cruz's fault.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, Ted, by the way, the Cougars can or I
don't know if they're blaming Ted or if it just
some fan is blaming Ted Cruise. But I am a
no expert in any way on this game. But I
believe those turnovers did not help at all. I mean,
they step out of bounds and then they were traveling,
(15:45):
and then somebody slapped the ball out of somebody else's hand,
and there's like, you know, the best way to you know,
score points, it would be to have the ball.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I could see why you'd think that, But actually that
had nothing to do with why they losed. It was
simply because, yeah, it was simply because Ted Cruz was
in the room.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
In the in the Alamodome that's why San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's what the Houston Chronicle claims, the Houston Chronicle, and
he's the only reason that they lost. Just just Ted. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The Houston Chronicle claims that when the Texas Senator attends
the game for the team he is rooting for, they
are cursed and lose the game. Often referred to as
the Ted Cruz Curse. The Senator gets social media buzz
for jinxing Houston teams.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm gonna guess they're not one hundred percent accurate because
it's the Chronicle.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Well, you know, they don't know much about what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
If if if a Houston team wins an important game,
nobody notices the fact that Ted Cruz is always there.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But if they lose, the story.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Becomes a Houston team lost while Ted Cruz was in attendance,
because you know, he was there every time they won
the World Series. I don't know if you're wear this.
They've won a whole bunch of World Series in the
past decades.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
That's what I'm saying. I think maybe the Chronicle might
be inaccurate in their reporting.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Again, Yeah, you know, imagine being a journalist and this
is like your uplate watching the game, and this is
what you come up with. Hey, how do we politicize this?
How do we make people hate Ted Cruz? Well, I know,
let's blame the loss on him. What what does it
have to do with him? Well, he was there? Oh yeah,
isn't he always at these games? He's really into sports.
(17:19):
You know, he beat Jimmy Kimmel in a one on
one basketball game. The craziest thing about Ted Cruz have
all the Ted Cruz fun facts, is that Ted.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Cruz is amazing at basketball.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's really good at for a senator in who doesn't
look like he'd be able to you know, he's a
little chubby, he's thick.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
What is the word out of shape? Yeah? Okay, what fine?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
He doesn't look like he'd be great at basketball, actually
quite good at it. Not athletic looking at all. Right, Yeah,
that'd be another one. Soft around the edges, you know.
But for the record, very funny guy and great at
shooting free free throws in three points.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I'm sure funny is a recommendation for his job. Oh, Ted, Yeah,
he's funny. Let's put him in there.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Bro Ted Cruise is pretty funny. Donald Trump is straight
up hilarious. And have you ever read Ran Paul's Festivus tweets?
It is like a professional comedy writer put together.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Maybe they did.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I want all my politicians to be funny. I mean,
if we're gonna lose, let's at least have some jokes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Maybe the jokes is why we're losing. Yeah, or maybe
it's the cruise curse. Yeah. Anyway, he wins his own
sporting events. Yeah, like the election and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Right, anyway, Congratulations to Rice University. I'm winning the big
women's volleyball game last night. Say what, No, isn't that
what we.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Were talking about?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, women's sports in general. Congratulations to the Yukon Huskies. Now,
I think what the next school should do that takes
on the Huskies change whatever they are. You know, their
mascot to be dire Wolves. Oh my god, because that's badass, dude.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah we do.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Dire Wolves are back.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
We do have dire Wolves news coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Say how many trans athletes are on the Yukon women's
basketball team?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
All of them? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Tuesday, Yeah, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
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