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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh, so the animal fetishists are going to have a
really good summer.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I think they're Uh, let's catch you too, that's for sure.
Really I would have expected you. I'm digging this man.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, I get the privilege of seeing horse Girl while
I'm listening to it the listener. Your average radio still
doesn't have a screen. The latest for the video part.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, this is an attractive woman with a horsehead. That's
basically the whole gimmick. And she's a DJ. The German
musician DJ is taking the world by storm. She is
a focal point of a new a new uh feature
in People magazine, And basically, I just to explain this
in a nutshell to save everybody the time, along with
(00:43):
an explanation of why this is happening.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
She was not born with a horsehead, by the way. No,
so don't pity her mother. That would have been really
difficult delivery. But somewhere along the way, how did she
acquire this face of a horse? Okay I'm not we're
not talking about that actress.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, you're that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No, the it could be. It could be explained quite easily.
Anybody that's ever been to Vegas and seen dead Mouse
or Marshmallow perform or you know they know that. In
the electronic music community, mister Kenneth, people love a gimmick.
Sometimes all you gotta do is play. It's not enough
to just stand in front of turntables.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, women can often look slutty while they're djaying, and
that's very popular, like a chicken lingerie or bikini.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And didn't you show us a video of one girl
doing that recently That wasn't actually doing anything. She was
just pretending to push buttons and turn knobs, because that's
that's what the gimmick.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is, dred percent.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And at the same time, she's performing at this massive festival.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, but she's not actually affecting the music, right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
There's a lot of these videos out there of thousands
of people watching a laser light show with a hot
chick in front of DJ equipment at a music festival Coachella, Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Austin City Limits.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And then when the camera zooms in on the woman,
she's just kind of pretending to push things.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
She's not doing anything, and it does a show. It's
just a show.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So anyway, men can't look slutty and sexy in front
of turntables. That's not gonna work, so they have to
put on masks and stuff like that. The new evolution
of this this summer is going to be a hot
chick who's practically naked wearing a horse hat. And because
of the furry movement and the fetishists, the animal fetishists out.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
There, if I get a look at this horse lady, yeah, sure, yes,
let's see what you'll talk about it Is she just
pull a mac max over her head as a horse,
or does she have surgery or what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It looks like a mask. Honestly, she looks like she
might be a sister. Doesn't she look kind of a melonin?
What's the word you'd like to use? That she's got
a nice tan going a nice based hand or I
don't know. She doesn't look like a white person, but
then she's got a nice body.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe she's Italian, well that is possible.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And she's got music videos and all she does is
she DJs while she wears this horse fetishist mask and
people are obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's very popular.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm gonna be honest with you, it ain't doing it
for me. Would you have thought that's just not my thing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't get into it either, But we do find
people fascinating. Billy ed. Would you have thought years and
years ago that there was somebody that was watching your
dad's favorite TV show because they were sexually attracted to him?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well, I hope not.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But now that we know what we know about people like,
we didn't have the Internet back then, you would have
never thought there was a whole subculture of people watching
mister d because they were turned on at the thought
of the peanut butter and the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't think that's true. I don't think that's what
was going on.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
They just liked him because he's talking, he could talk
and dial the phone and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, and horse Girl just DJs. Billy had no one's
does she or should she just pretend?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mean absolutely she's pretending. No, you're right about that,
but that's not the point. No, people want to see
a chick and a horse mask. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
She I haven't seen no pictures of it turned around.
Does she have a tail? Yes, she's got a trunk
like No, like a tail, I think so. Yeah, long
flowing tale that coming off the backside, I believe so, yes, yeah,
and it's about the tale. I will say the front.
The horse face doesn't do it for me. But I
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watched that movie with him blue people in it. Uh
huh yeah Avatar. Yeah, that's the one that had them
girls that got that tail, you know, and she switched
it a little bit of a nine in and when
she knew she was doing with her.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Tale, Oh I could get behind that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Literally, mister ed. I'm sorry that I even know this.
Excuse me, mister row. Sorry, but apparently there's a thing
you could buy. It's like a marital aid.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Knowing the guy for like twelve years, he don't know
my last name.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And it's got a U. I mean they are spelled
to say, mister Owen.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She gets confused.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
But apparently there's a marital aid you can buy that
looks like a tail and you just uh and you
pop it in there and there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You No, No, that ain't right. No, it's a thing.
It's very I don't want people are doing that. I
want the real deal.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's gonna be very What a real horse? What do
you mean by that? No, the real blue girl would
have tell you those aren't real people. That's cgi animation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Real people.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They're just not on this planet. They're elsewhere, and we
want to go there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And honestly, shouldn't they be allowed to vote? Well, yes, obviously,
I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The headline says they they cleared how many fake voters
off of the voter roll.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
According to Judicial Watcher, was like twenty million. I think
this story says five Oh, okay, yeah, five million. Well,
it's only in like fourteen states. They haven't gone full nation,
but that maybe the twenty million, right, they're.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Expecting, Yeah, they expect more to come.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I said about five million voters have been removed from
voter rolls, one million just from New York City, New
York City. Yeah, now I know why New York City
always voted Democrat. They've removed five million fake or ineligible
illegal voters from the roles. You know, Judicial wash did
(06:05):
all this. Yeah, and they said they're not done. Obviously,
they've got more to do. Five million people could probably
make some pretty drastic changes if they all voted the
same way, and I'll bet they.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Did in the big general elections. We assume we know
who's gonna win an election in New York City. But
in some of these special elections, or when they're voting
on the school board, or when they're voting on the
local judge, local judicial appointments. Usually for those kinds of things,
college kids don't show up. People with full time jobs
(06:42):
don't show up. Isn't it weird that conservatives never win
an election with all those people in Staten Island, with all,
there's a big part in New York City that's very conservative,
loves them some Trump, you would think, once in a while,
I mean, and for those that are rolling their eyes
and doubting me, that happens in our city, in our city,
once in a while, the only people that come out
(07:02):
for a school board election are the conservatives because they're
the only ones that talked about it. And then we win.
And we're not the biggest city in America, but we
are the fourth biggest city in America. I hear, yeah, well,
it's probably going to happen pretty soon. My Uber driver
over the weekend was talking about how he was from
Portugal and I said, oh, I'm not from here either,
I'm from Chicago. And he said something very smart. Well,
(07:23):
it was a question. He said, why do you think
people are leaving Chicago in droves, and I thought that
was an interesting question for you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You had your own story to tell. I hope you
shared with him. I did you know?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But my answers now that you were chili, correct, Yeah,
I wanted I was sick of the beans and the chili.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh no, you were chili like the chili. Temperatures ran
you out.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But the real reason why I left there is probably
pretty similar to why most people leave there. Crime, cost
of living, job opportunities. There aren't any in Chicago. I mean,
job opportunities, plenty of crime. Oh yeah, high cost of
living at some point if you live somewhere expensive and
you're getting robbed every day. I mean, I know I've
told all these stories before, but I've seen a person
get shot.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You ever seen someone get shot? And I didn't live
in a bad part of town.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I had people break into my car to steal a
basket of dirty laundry.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Who does that? Who wants my dirty drawers? Why would you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How bad is it that someone wants my dirty underwear
out of a basket of laundry?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I had no I knew you were that popular when
you were on the radio in Chicago. People were coming
after your dirty drawers.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I don't think that's why they It is pretty. I mean,
nobody's done that for us. I don't think that's why
they were stealing it. Maybe our listeners should demand some
of our underwear, you know, just to prove that they're
you know, big, big time listeners.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, since you brought it up, you know, we're selling
some grey Walton and Johnson brand bikini bottoms that I
love WJ dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Let's don't go Japanese and start putting our dirty underwear aline, No, no, no,
they're clean, they're washed. They just have Trump's face on them.
Or if you want Ludwig von Misas, we've got the
Austrian Economics bikini bottoms.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
They look great.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's gonna look awesome when you bend over and people
see that you've got Donald Trump on your tramp stamp,
you won't ask. You are going to be very popular
at the nudest beach.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Where somewhere do we get this?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I love WJ dot com. Or you could shop online
in the Walton Johnson smartphone app.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Thank god for WJH.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, there's a shirtless man jogging wearing a horse mask.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Well China, huh yeah, China,
how about them?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
China's Chinese people and all the all them things they
got going on over there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And know what you guys are thinking about, Kenny, Godzilla's
from Japan.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Nobody wants to point these things out.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So why can't he Donald Trump say China over the
Godzilla riff by?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You had no reasoning, Kint, that's like the second best
Blue Eyster Cult song.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I gotta think you had Japanese singing on earlier this
morning while you were discussing China.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Nobody had a problem with it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right. That little girl that came out and started singing,
she starts out going each me some on tea like that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Sure, yes, she's singing the Happy Birthday party song. They
love this in Japan.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think a body time, it's me it's one two,
one two three four? How do that is? How do
you know that?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's a code they use? They have a code over there.
They changed words like one and two to each knee
and that kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thing is that allowed it? Itchy n He means one
two and the un lets them do that idea? I
don't know. I got an itchy knee myself.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
All right, yesterday Donald Trumps. Well, I guess it's technically
a sports story. What did we say we were gonna
do when we get back? I don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Now, Yeah, ain't.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nobody was paying no attention anyway, Well I was paying
attention because you almost started talking about it and I
had to put a stop to it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No one knows what we were talking about. Nobody even remembers.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I mean it was the sports basically there and the
good news the sports.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is brought to us My sponsor disease. So that means
is real popular. You wouldn't get a sponsor if it
wasn't real popular.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, okay, who sponsored the sports report today?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hey with Harvest, Baby, you talked about popular? Hey with Harvest,
all them products is the popular.
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(11:30):
me God.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Florida Gators did manage to squeeze by. They eked out
a victory over the Houston Coog's and the Final four
Final two last night in San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
We did it, dude. We finally go Gators. Dude, after
all these years. You know which is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well? That's my team. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You're intentionally trying to insult the town in which you
live in.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, I've always been a Gators fan.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You move over there. Me and me and Corin you
had the Gangel them son, me and Coreen Brown. We
love the Gators.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, so I guess that's sports. That's all the time
I had. Mostly it was just Kenny saying, go get you.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't you want to tell everybody about Donald Trump
and the Dodgers yesterday?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Uh? Well yeah, I was gonna get to that if
I had time. I guess. First of all, the president
Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh that's the thing now, that that dude that's on ESPN. Yeah,
and he always got that attitude. He always looked unhappy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Uh, that's that's gonna be your next president. They say,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Right, boy, he's on TV a lot. Have you noticed
that he's always on hard worker?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, it turns out Steven Ah Smith is now hinting
at a presidential run, and I think I can prove
he's not going to do it. Did you know he
just signed a contract with ESPN Disney for one hundred
million dollars?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Did you know that? I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Does it sound like he's going to run for president
if he just signed one hundred million dollar contract? No,
but it does sound like he needs some publicity to
convince ESPN Disney that paying him one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Is worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, it sounds like he already got that. So he's
going to go out now and pretend to run for president.
And frankly, good for him. I don't hate the player,
hate the game. It's not his fault. This is how
it works.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Every TV show and talk show and radio show and
podcast in America is going to mention him at some
point this week.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So good for him. You know, well, you're actually run
for president? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Probably not, But then again, we said that about Trump
points time.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
You've seen the terrible storms and the flooding and the
damage from the tornados, all that all across the South,
especially Arkansas, Tennessee right through there, and yeah, other places
in the South. Matter of fact, it's so bad. How
bad is it? It's actually forced the Massas to cancel
the practice round cause I guess you can't play golf
in four feet of water.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, it's hard to do it. Yeah, apparently it's not
really a swimming.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Game the mass But you can.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Listen to this music while you're chilling back at the clubhouse.
It's so calming, just sipping on an Arnie Palmy, eating
some of those complimentary peanuts they leave.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
At the bar there.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Sure they've got e coli all over them because the
caddies have been eating it while they waited to go
out on the course.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But so wide, it's, you know, a free peanut.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The people are always picking out all the cashews and
just leaving the regular peanuts and stuff. I prefer the cashews,
Oh ebody does. Yeah, that's why there's none in there.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You ever had it with Sabbi Cashew high They put
a little spice on it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's a different kind of hit and it sits on
the back of your tongue.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sports. Yeah, I thought we were talking about sports.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The Los Angeles Dodgers visited Trump in the White House
because you know, they want to like a World Series
or something a while back, and.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It was a glorious day for all sports fans.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, so Donald Trump remains the funniest politician who ever lived.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And it's not even close.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I don't know who's in second place, but Donald Trump's.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Way ahead of them.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Donald Trump has all of these players from the Dodgers
there yesterday, and not shockingly. You know, we work at
a radio station, we know how this can be sometimes
when there's a famous athlete or a celebrity around, other
people that wouldn't normally be there just kind of show up.
And so some senators showed up, and Donald Trump's going
around the room explaining all his cabinet picks, and as
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he gets to the part of the room where the
senators are standing, that's when this happens.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Congratulations and others. We have a couple of senators here.
I just don't particularly like them, so I won't introduce
what come on? That's funny. It takes a lot to
gag me.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But I was joking and I've never seeing you gag
on anything before, and you never will. When you're when
we're out on the road, staying at a hotel and
you're brushing your teeth anyway, you really get back.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
There and get the molars. I do not brush my
teeth in front of you or anyone. Well not, okay, no,
nobody here on the show.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm pretty sure I've seen it. You know, gets one
of those toothbrushure, he really gets back there and works
those molars. I'm like, how does he?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm really Senators, possibly the ones from California.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It could have been baby, it could have been Louisiana
Senator Bill Cassidy who voted to convict Donald Trump. Remember
when Bill Cassidy, the Senator from Louisiana, was part of
the trumpet peachment trial and he was like one of
the only Republicans that was down convicting Trump.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Why don't we just take him over to Gina and
lock his ass up with some of the other terrorists.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, that's in the Alexandria Pineville metropolitan area.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I found where Gina is, you know, where Allah and
Tolos are. I was explaining it to our listeners that
aren't Frost. I thought you were talking to me, son Law.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, and now we're talking Rapids Parish versus losal Parish. Sure,
obviously Gina in Los all Pears. But what a lot
of people didn't know is just outside a Geena, Louisiana,
a little bit, just a couple of miles up a
two track dirt road, there's a little place up there,
Ice Detention Facility, which has suddenly got a lot of
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national attention because of one particular protester that's been in
the news a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh In Shroyer of InfoWars dot com. Name is Mack
mood Oh that guy. Yeah, I think it's the same
place though, what did oron oron Ohen Schreyer was one
of the January sixth protesters who went to the federal penitentiary.
He was an info Wars reporter and you may recall
it was when he became a Walton Johnson fan.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now if he would.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That happen, well, if he was listening to our show
in that federal prison.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They forced our show on him while he was in prison,
and he couldn't reach the channel to change it or anything.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, these guys are all in a sell and a
handful of people have a radio. And the only reason
I bring that up is if Owen Shroyer was in
that prison listening to the Walton and Johnson Show, that
means that mac mood guy might be listening to us
right now. Good morning, Mood, Hey mack Mood, Good morning.
How does it feel to be in Donald Trump's ice
detention facility?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I've gotta be sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
How do you like the food in there? I bet
you love that boloney sandwich? And the lunch sucks too? Yeah, yeah,
think about that? Wait what Yeah, Yeah, dude's in there
right now. Mack Mood's in there, just chilling out. Probably
not a good place for your prayer rug in there,
what with it be in a federal prison and all.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
So there's a place called the GEO Group. Yeah GEO,
I don't know what it stands for, but they run
the Central Louisiana Ice Processing Center huh out near here
Gena up Pine Hill Road. I believe it is, even
though most of the lawyers that you know would would
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work for him or for any of those people there,
mostly in New Orleans. Really yeah, so they're not even
on site. But I guess nowadays, what with the zoom
meetings and all that. It probably doesn't really matter. Yeah,
probably a plus. They probably didn't want to like go
sit there and meet them I face.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Anyway, I was just learning about beautiful Gina, the city there,
not far away from Alexandria. And it turns out they've
got a the JJ's Fish House that's a popular place
to eat there. Uh apparently there is an indigenous owned
gaming facility, Like you can go in there and place right. Yeah,
that's a slot machinees owned by a Native American and
it's LGBTQ plus friendly. And why you're there and if
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you're in Gina, I recommend the Four Seasons pest control.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
They do really good job of killing in sexy what
do yeah four seasons year.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, Well it's not a hotel and obviously absolutely
not so the gender pay gap is real, but gender
isn't real, got it?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network,
Uh, so the animal fetishists are going to have a
really good summer.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I think they're Uh, let's catch you too, that's for sure.
Really I would have expected you. I'm digging this man.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, I get the privilege of seeing horse Girl while
I'm listening to it the listener. Your average radio still
doesn't have a screen. The latest for the video part.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, this is an attractive woman with a horsehead. That's
basically the whole gimmick. And she's a DJ. The German
musician DJ is taking the world by storm. She is
a focal point of a new a new uh feature
in People magazine, And basically, I just to explain this
in a nutshell to save everybody the time, along with
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an explanation of why this is happening.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
She was not born with a horsehead, by the way. No,
so don't pity her mother. That would have been really
difficult delivery. But somewhere along the way, how did she
acquire this face of a horse? Okay I'm not we're
not talking about that actress.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, you're that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
No, the it could be. It could be explained quite easily.
Anybody that's ever been to Vegas and seen dead Mouse
or Marshmallow perform or you know they know that. In
the electronic music community, mister Kenneth, people love a gimmick.
Sometimes all you gotta do is play. It's not enough
to just stand in front of turntables.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
No, women can often look slutty while they're djaying, and
that's very popular, like a chicken lingerie or bikini.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
And didn't you show us a video of one girl
doing that recently That wasn't actually doing anything. She was
just pretending to push buttons and turn knobs, because that's
that's what the gimmick.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is, dred percent.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And at the same time, she's performing at this massive festival.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, but she's not actually affecting the music, right.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
There's a lot of these videos out there of thousands
of people watching a laser light show with a hot
chick in front of DJ equipment at a music festival Coachella, Lallapalooza.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Austin City Limits.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And then when the camera zooms in on the woman,
she's just kind of pretending to push things.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
She's not doing anything, and it does a show. It's
just a show.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
So anyway, men can't look slutty and sexy in front
of turntables. That's not gonna work, so they have to
put on masks and stuff like that. The new evolution
of this this summer is going to be a hot
chick who's practically naked wearing a horse hat. And because
of the furry movement and the fetishists, the animal fetishists out.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
There, if I get a look at this horse lady, yeah, sure, yes,
let's see what you'll talk about it Is she just
pull a mac max over her head as a horse,
or does she have surgery or what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It looks like a mask. Honestly, she looks like she
might be a sister. Doesn't she look kind of a melonin?
What's the word you'd like to use? That she's got
a nice tan going a nice based hand or I
don't know. She doesn't look like a white person, but
then she's got a nice body.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe she's Italian, well that is possible.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
And she's got music videos and all she does is
she DJs while she wears this horse fetishist mask and
people are obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's very popular.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm gonna be honest with you, it ain't doing it
for me. Would you have thought that's just not my thing,
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't get into it either, But we do find
people fascinating. Billy ed. Would you have thought years and
years ago that there was somebody that was watching your
dad's favorite TV show because they were sexually attracted to him?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well, I hope not.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
But now that we know what we know about people like,
we didn't have the Internet back then, you would have
never thought there was a whole subculture of people watching
mister d because they were turned on at the thought
of the peanut butter and the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't think that's true. I don't think that's what
was going on.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
They just liked him because he's talking, he could talk
and dial the phone and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, and horse Girl just DJs. Billy had no one's
does she or should she just pretend?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mean absolutely she's pretending. No, you're right about that,
but that's not the point. No, people want to see
a chick and a horse mask. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
She I haven't seen no pictures of it turned around.
Does she have a tail? Yes, she's got a trunk
like No, like a tail, I think so. Yeah, long
flowing tale that coming off the backside, I believe so, yes, yeah,
and it's about the tale. I will say the front.
The horse face doesn't do it for me. But I
(04:20):
watched that movie with him blue people in it. Uh
huh yeah Avatar. Yeah, that's the one that had them
girls that got that tail, you know, and she switched
it a little bit of a nine in and when
she knew she was doing with her.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Tale, Oh I could get behind that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Literally, mister ed. I'm sorry that I even know this.
Excuse me, mister row. Sorry, but apparently there's a thing
you could buy. It's like a marital aid.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Knowing the guy for like twelve years, he don't know
my last name.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And it's got a U. I mean they are spelled
to say, mister Owen.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
She gets confused.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
But apparently there's a marital aid you can buy that
looks like a tail and you just uh and you
pop it in there and there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You No, No, that ain't right. No, it's a thing.
It's very I don't want people are doing that. I
want the real deal.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's gonna be very What a real horse? What do
you mean by that? No, the real blue girl would
have tell you those aren't real people. That's cgi animation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Real people.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
They're just not on this planet. They're elsewhere, and we
want to go there.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And honestly, shouldn't they be allowed to vote? Well, yes, obviously,
I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The headline says they they cleared how many fake voters
off of the voter roll.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
According to Judicial Watcher, was like twenty million. I think
this story says five Oh, okay, yeah, five million. Well,
it's only in like fourteen states. They haven't gone full nation,
but that maybe the twenty million, right, they're.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Expecting, Yeah, they expect more to come.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I said about five million voters have been removed from
voter rolls, one million just from New York City, New
York City. Yeah, now I know why New York City
always voted Democrat. They've removed five million fake or ineligible
illegal voters from the roles. You know, Judicial wash did
(06:05):
all this. Yeah, and they said they're not done. Obviously,
they've got more to do. Five million people could probably
make some pretty drastic changes if they all voted the
same way, and I'll bet they.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Did in the big general elections. We assume we know
who's gonna win an election in New York City. But
in some of these special elections, or when they're voting
on the school board, or when they're voting on the
local judge, local judicial appointments. Usually for those kinds of things,
college kids don't show up. People with full time jobs
(06:42):
don't show up. Isn't it weird that conservatives never win
an election with all those people in Staten Island, with all,
there's a big part in New York City that's very conservative,
loves them some Trump, you would think, once in a while,
I mean, and for those that are rolling their eyes
and doubting me, that happens in our city, in our city,
once in a while, the only people that come out
(07:02):
for a school board election are the conservatives because they're
the only ones that talked about it. And then we win.
And we're not the biggest city in America, but we
are the fourth biggest city in America. I hear, yeah, well,
it's probably going to happen pretty soon. My Uber driver
over the weekend was talking about how he was from
Portugal and I said, oh, I'm not from here either,
I'm from Chicago. And he said something very smart. Well,
(07:23):
it was a question. He said, why do you think
people are leaving Chicago in droves, and I thought that
was an interesting question for you.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You had your own story to tell. I hope you
shared with him. I did you know?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But my answers now that you were chili, correct, Yeah,
I wanted I was sick of the beans and the chili.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh no, you were chili like the chili. Temperatures ran
you out.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But the real reason why I left there is probably
pretty similar to why most people leave there. Crime, cost
of living, job opportunities. There aren't any in Chicago. I mean,
job opportunities, plenty of crime. Oh yeah, high cost of
living at some point if you live somewhere expensive and
you're getting robbed every day. I mean, I know I've
told all these stories before, but I've seen a person
get shot.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You ever seen someone get shot? And I didn't live
in a bad part of town.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I had people break into my car to steal a
basket of dirty laundry.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Who does that? Who wants my dirty drawers? Why would you?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How bad is it that someone wants my dirty underwear
out of a basket of laundry?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I had no I knew you were that popular when
you were on the radio in Chicago. People were coming
after your dirty drawers.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I don't think that's why they It is pretty. I mean,
nobody's done that for us. I don't think that's why
they were stealing it. Maybe our listeners should demand some
of our underwear, you know, just to prove that they're
you know, big, big time listeners.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, since you brought it up, you know, we're selling
some grey Walton and Johnson brand bikini bottoms that I
love WJ dot com.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Let's don't go Japanese and start putting our dirty underwear aline, No, no, no,
they're clean, they're washed. They just have Trump's face on them.
Or if you want Ludwig von Misas, we've got the
Austrian Economics bikini bottoms.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
They look great.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's gonna look awesome when you bend over and people
see that you've got Donald Trump on your tramp stamp,
you won't ask. You are going to be very popular
at the nudest beach.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Where somewhere do we get this?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I love WJ dot com. Or you could shop online
in the Walton Johnson smartphone app.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Thank god for WJH.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, there's a shirtless man jogging wearing a horse mask.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Well China, huh yeah, China,
how about them?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
China's Chinese people and all the all them things they
got going on over there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And know what you guys are thinking about, Kenny, Godzilla's
from Japan.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Nobody wants to point these things out.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
So why can't he Donald Trump say China over the
Godzilla riff by?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You had no reasoning, Kint, that's like the second best
Blue Eyster Cult song.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I gotta think you had Japanese singing on earlier this
morning while you were discussing China.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Nobody had a problem with it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right. That little girl that came out and started singing,
she starts out going each me some on tea like that?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Sure, yes, she's singing the Happy Birthday party song. They
love this in Japan.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I think a body time, it's me it's one two,
one two three four? How do that is? How do
you know that?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It's a code they use? They have a code over there.
They changed words like one and two to each knee
and that kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Thing is that allowed it? Itchy n He means one
two and the un lets them do that idea? I
don't know. I got an itchy knee myself.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
All right, yesterday Donald Trumps. Well, I guess it's technically
a sports story. What did we say we were gonna
do when we get back? I don't even remember.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Now, Yeah, ain't.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Nobody was paying no attention anyway, Well I was paying
attention because you almost started talking about it and I
had to put a stop to it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No one knows what we were talking about. Nobody even remembers.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I mean it was the sports basically there and the
good news the sports.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is brought to us My sponsor disease. So that means
is real popular. You wouldn't get a sponsor if it
wasn't real popular.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, okay, who sponsored the sports report today?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Hey with Harvest, Baby, you talked about popular? Hey with Harvest,
all them products is the popular.
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a little blasphemy with your Catholicism, right, yeah, please forgive
(11:30):
me God.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Florida Gators did manage to squeeze by. They eked out
a victory over the Houston Coog's and the Final four
Final two last night in San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
We did it, dude. We finally go Gators. Dude, after
all these years. You know which is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well? That's my team. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You're intentionally trying to insult the town in which you
live in.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
No, I've always been a Gators fan.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You move over there. Me and me and Corin you
had the Gangel them son, me and Coreen Brown. We
love the Gators.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, so I guess that's sports. That's all the time
I had. Mostly it was just Kenny saying, go get you.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't you want to tell everybody about Donald Trump
and the Dodgers yesterday?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Uh? Well yeah, I was gonna get to that if
I had time. I guess. First of all, the president
Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh that's the thing now, that that dude that's on ESPN. Yeah,
and he always got that attitude. He always looked unhappy.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Uh, that's that's gonna be your next president. They say,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Right, boy, he's on TV a lot. Have you noticed
that he's always on hard worker?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, it turns out Steven Ah Smith is now hinting
at a presidential run, and I think I can prove
he's not going to do it. Did you know he
just signed a contract with ESPN Disney for one hundred
million dollars?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Did you know that? I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Does it sound like he's going to run for president
if he just signed one hundred million dollar contract? No,
but it does sound like he needs some publicity to
convince ESPN Disney that paying him one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Is worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Well, it sounds like he already got that. So he's
going to go out now and pretend to run for president.
And frankly, good for him. I don't hate the player,
hate the game. It's not his fault. This is how
it works.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Now.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Every TV show and talk show and radio show and
podcast in America is going to mention him at some
point this week.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So good for him. You know, well, you're actually run
for president? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Probably not, But then again, we said that about Trump
points time.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
You've seen the terrible storms and the flooding and the
damage from the tornados, all that all across the South,
especially Arkansas, Tennessee right through there, and yeah, other places
in the South. Matter of fact, it's so bad. How
bad is it? It's actually forced the Massas to cancel
the practice round cause I guess you can't play golf
in four feet of water.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, it's hard to do it. Yeah, apparently it's not
really a swimming.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Game the mass But you can.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Listen to this music while you're chilling back at the clubhouse.
It's so calming, just sipping on an Arnie Palmy, eating
some of those complimentary peanuts they leave.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
At the bar there.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Sure they've got e coli all over them because the
caddies have been eating it while they waited to go
out on the course.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But so wide, it's, you know, a free peanut.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The people are always picking out all the cashews and
just leaving the regular peanuts and stuff. I prefer the cashews,
Oh ebody does. Yeah, that's why there's none in there.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You ever had it with Sabbi Cashew high They put
a little spice on it.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's a different kind of hit and it sits on
the back of your tongue.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sports. Yeah, I thought we were talking about sports.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The Los Angeles Dodgers visited Trump in the White House
because you know, they want to like a World Series
or something a while back, and.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It was a glorious day for all sports fans.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, so Donald Trump remains the funniest politician who ever lived.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And it's not even close.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I don't know who's in second place, but Donald Trump's.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Way ahead of them.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Donald Trump has all of these players from the Dodgers
there yesterday, and not shockingly. You know, we work at
a radio station, we know how this can be sometimes
when there's a famous athlete or a celebrity around, other
people that wouldn't normally be there just kind of show up.
And so some senators showed up, and Donald Trump's going
around the room explaining all his cabinet picks, and as
(15:09):
he gets to the part of the room where the
senators are standing, that's when this happens.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Congratulations and others. We have a couple of senators here.
I just don't particularly like them, so I won't introduce
what come on? That's funny. It takes a lot to
gag me.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
But I was joking and I've never seeing you gag
on anything before, and you never will. When you're when
we're out on the road, staying at a hotel and
you're brushing your teeth anyway, you really get back.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
There and get the molars. I do not brush my
teeth in front of you or anyone. Well not, okay, no,
nobody here on the show.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm pretty sure I've seen it. You know, gets one
of those toothbrushure, he really gets back there and works
those molars. I'm like, how does he?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm really Senators, possibly the ones from California.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
It could have been baby, it could have been Louisiana
Senator Bill Cassidy who voted to convict Donald Trump. Remember
when Bill Cassidy, the Senator from Louisiana, was part of
the trumpet peachment trial and he was like one of
the only Republicans that was down convicting Trump.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Why don't we just take him over to Gina and
lock his ass up with some of the other terrorists.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, that's in the Alexandria Pineville metropolitan area.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I found where Gina is, you know, where Allah and
Tolos are. I was explaining it to our listeners that
aren't Frost. I thought you were talking to me, son Law.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, and now we're talking Rapids Parish versus losal Parish. Sure,
obviously Gina in Los all Pears. But what a lot
of people didn't know is just outside a Geena, Louisiana,
a little bit, just a couple of miles up a
two track dirt road, there's a little place up there,
Ice Detention Facility, which has suddenly got a lot of
(16:52):
national attention because of one particular protester that's been in
the news a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh In Shroyer of InfoWars dot com. Name is Mack
mood Oh that guy. Yeah, I think it's the same
place though, what did oron oron Ohen Schreyer was one
of the January sixth protesters who went to the federal penitentiary.
He was an info Wars reporter and you may recall
it was when he became a Walton Johnson fan.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now if he would.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
That happen, well, if he was listening to our show
in that federal prison.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They forced our show on him while he was in prison,
and he couldn't reach the channel to change it or anything.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, these guys are all in a sell and a
handful of people have a radio. And the only reason
I bring that up is if Owen Shroyer was in
that prison listening to the Walton and Johnson Show, that
means that mac mood guy might be listening to us
right now. Good morning, Mood, Hey mack Mood, Good morning.
How does it feel to be in Donald Trump's ice
detention facility?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I've gotta be sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
How do you like the food in there? I bet
you love that boloney sandwich? And the lunch sucks too? Yeah, yeah,
think about that? Wait what Yeah, Yeah, dude's in there
right now. Mack Mood's in there, just chilling out. Probably
not a good place for your prayer rug in there,
what with it be in a federal prison and all.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
So there's a place called the GEO Group. Yeah GEO,
I don't know what it stands for, but they run
the Central Louisiana Ice Processing Center huh out near here
Gena up Pine Hill Road. I believe it is, even
though most of the lawyers that you know would would
(18:19):
work for him or for any of those people there,
mostly in New Orleans. Really yeah, so they're not even
on site. But I guess nowadays, what with the zoom
meetings and all that. It probably doesn't really matter. Yeah,
probably a plus. They probably didn't want to like go
sit there and meet them I face.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Anyway, I was just learning about beautiful Gina, the city there,
not far away from Alexandria. And it turns out they've
got a the JJ's Fish House that's a popular place
to eat there. Uh apparently there is an indigenous owned
gaming facility, Like you can go in there and place right. Yeah,
that's a slot machinees owned by a Native American and
it's LGBTQ plus friendly. And why you're there and if
(18:57):
you're in Gina, I recommend the Four Seasons pest control.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
They do really good job of killing in sexy what
do yeah four seasons year.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, Well it's not a hotel and obviously absolutely
not so the gender pay gap is real, but gender
isn't real, got it?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
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