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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who are your emails coming up? But I'm doing the
Trump dance, by the way, No you're not. That's not that. No,
it's like, you know, it's fist. You gotta go like this.
Sometimes he does.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
This the fists or fists, but he has him calm out.
Sometimes he does it like this, and sometimes he doesn't
like this, but early on, you know, the less movement
the better, by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, and the heps. It's all about I can't. I
can't be that stiff. I just can't do it. Really.
You could take a pill for that. Yeah, it usually
helps you out. That's funny. I like that. Yeah, that's good.
Kay mister. Oh, you were telling us there's some news
from the world of Fried Chicken as we were going
to break and it sounded actually is from the Lord.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Because the Lord, my God in heaven above sitting on
is a beautiful golden throne, has answered prayers, probably some
prayers from you, definitely something from me.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I'm praying all the time. I pray praying all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Because Kentucky Fried Chicken has announced they are launching Kentucky
Fried Chicken flavored toothpaste. That's right, baby, you're gonna get
a mouthful of poultry flavored paste in your face thanks
to KFC.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, I'm sure we all agree that's great and it's
i'm it'll be we don't. It'll be delicious and everything.
But I do wonder who asked for this. It would
be me, for one. You've been praying for chicken flavor.
Would please make make toothpaste taste like chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh? They said it's like biting into a hot juicy
piece or KFC original, and that's the way to go
original recipe. You won't spicy into Popeyes. You want original flavor.
That's KFC.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They said this toothpaste is irresistible. I'll probably be, you know,
bust of my tea lay eight ten times a day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Well, on that note, does it work? I mean,
does it actually make your teeth cleaner? Is this? Is it? Oh?
Is that important?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I think so if it's toothpaste. Look, I can
eat fried chicken already. It's not like it's expensive. It's
easy to acquire some fried chicken from a fast food pist.
Does the does the fried chicken flavored toothpaste actually clean
your teeth?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I have no idea, but this started as an April
fool's a joke, and somebody at KFC, I guess, thought
that's not really a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It is funny.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But they also said they hooked up with a tooth
based company called His Smile. I Smile, which is his
I smile, his smile. It's all one word. And they
said this is now. I think it's thirteen dollars a tube.
Apparently it's a big hit. They've sold out. Well, if
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it's sold out or heard of it and it's all
ready go home.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Well choke. You know, the joke's on us. Then if
people want to buy it, I mean, yeah, I guess
it must not be affected by the tariffs. Is that
maybe not? Is that the gist of what we're learning here? Well,
you know, I try it. I try anything once, I mean,
not anything, but I try that. Oh you did say
that though, No, you're right, it came out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And I ate bear meat. He'll try about anything. How
you doing on that penguin acquisition. It's not easy to
get penguin meat, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've been going down to the zoo to try to
bribe some of the zoo handlers because I got to
think a penguin dies once in a while.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What anything happens to the dead penguin? Well, if it
hadn't been dead too long, you know, they get it
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Is there a penguin graveyard somewhere in the back of
the zoo? I gotta figure they just put that stuff
in a hefty bag and toss it in the dumpster,
don't you imagine or furnished if they're just throwing it away.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, you know, but sometimes they'd rather throw it away
than help somebody out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, you know, maybe you could make biofuel out of
it and spa and speaking of if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or fatty wish, you know, they use whale blubber for oil.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know, why not could we put that in a
coal generator and generate some energy? Well, no, you put
coal in a coal generator.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I think a penguin probably just clogged the thing up
and then you got to call matenance.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You don't know that we could try it, Billy, Yet,
you're not optimistic.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're one of those let's just try it and see
what happens. Sure, glad you don't work over at three
Mile Island.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, hang on a second here, I don't know why
we got to besmirched Three Mile Island. More.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I didn't have been smart. I'm just saying, if you
worked there, you liable to start trouble. Well, let's just
try it and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now. Look, more people died at chap Equidic than Three
Mile Island. I don't know what you're worried about. Well,
I guess that's true. Okay, So Donald Trump yesterday made
the big announcement that we are going to be building
some coal burning power plants, and actually we're not going
to take some down that the Biden administration tried to decommission.
Here is Donald J. Trump yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
We will develop the liquid goal that is right under
our feet, including American oil and natural gas. And we
will also embrace nuclear, clean coal, hydro power, which is fantastic,
and every other form of affordable energy. To get it done.
We will not only match China, we will be cheaper
than China. Buy a lot, and more energy will mean
lower inflation, that will mean more jobs. I will cancel
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Biden's ruin, his power plant rule, terminate his electric vehicle mandate.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If you want to buy an electric.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Car, that's fine, but you're going to be able to
buy every other form of car.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Also, remember when Shila Jackson Lee said that she was
going to be shipping in power from another state because
we the power was out in tac that it would
be hydro power. Yeah, we're gonna have some hydro power.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Remember I don't believe she ever actually accomplished that before
her untidly demise.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, I asked that question because I didn't want to
make fun of her. I have that SoundBite. Should we
if I play that now that she's dead? That's mean right,
we shouldn't even talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, remember what they got the assassination culture. I think
this would please those people. Oh okay, even though she's dead.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So what Okay, Well, Sheila Jackson they during a winter
storm when the power was out once said this.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They have asked the Southwest Power Administration that falls on
the Department of Energy to send us power. They have
sent us hydro power. They have already sent that power
to the state.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's great, it's hydro power. Great, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do you guys have the hydro power reordered?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, I'm sorry, we don't. We just have this natural
gas power. Oh that's not what we wanted. No, that's different.
We'll wait for the hydro power to get delivered. Way
she was doing right now? Well not much really, be honest,
I mean, what do people do. You don't believe it
in afterlife? You don't think she's somewhere. I'm sure she's
in heaven with Sylvester Turner looking down on us right now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Foreverlasting spirit is still strong, it's still powerful.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's just waiting for another vessel to deliver it. Yeah,
mister Oki, Wait, why you got to bring your heathenry
in here? Mister Kenneth, it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
If you're uncomfortable and it's my fault, then I feel
like I've done my job. No, I don't want you
to be comfortable. I want you to be constantly questioning, thinking,
wondering is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Is it wrong? That's how we learn and how we
progress as a species. Okay, I don't know, Yeah, a
little too much. I think you overplayed it. Yeah, I
don't know. You making us uncomfortable is going to help mankind?
That seems like a stretch. But if that's true, if
making people uncomfortable actually helps to elevate the human race. Then, boy,
I think this next new story is going to do
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some wonders for us. Whoa, there we.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Go, boom, flooded man does whatever's cat it's.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A Florida man report.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And in surprise to you, by well Dragos, we got
breakfast on the mind. It comes the flood of men.
Drago's Restaurant does great breakfast. Oh my god, they got
grape bacon and biscuits. Is it's just anything you ever wanted,
and probably some stuff you didn't even know you wanted
till you saw it on the menu. And then of
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course the Drago's famous for them choy broiled oysters, which
you can go there and get them. You can have
them at the house, you can can do them yourself,
whichever you want, man, because it's a good time.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I love that. Dragos Restaurants dot com. What are they
They have hanging bacon. Yeah, fire bacon, torch bacon. I
love that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think that's what they called it, torch bacon, but
it's hanging and then they bring a torch out and
they just torch it right there in front of you
at the table.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right. Well, Dragos is known for deliciousness and Florida
is known for wackiness. There's an element of people that
live in Florida, mostly felons. They aren't allowed to vote.
That's why they still have good politicians even though it's
a weird state. And Naples, Florida is a place in Florida.
Believe it or not. Naples isn't just a place in Italy. No, Naples,
Florida has known for a lot of things. It's the
golf capital of the world, or self proclaimed. Of course,
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a lot of bugs there, millionaires per square inch, they
got a lot of them. Really, there's the skunk ape connection.
Are you aware of this? I'm not familiar. In the
Everglades there they have these skunk ape research headquarters just
miles away.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Is that a combination that somebody got a skunk and
a monkey to do it?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now they got skunk apes? No, good question. The skunk
cape is actually Florida's smelly version of Bigfoot. And there's
a place there, not far right outside of Naples where
they research this creature. And of course the Pelican traffic jams,
those beaches and piers and that sort of thing. But hey,
in Florida, man, we bring you this. An attack on
the Easter Bunny. Oh no, I know you hate to
see it, because, after all, who doesn't love the Easter Bunny.
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Three teenagers are facing charges for viciously and violently attacking
an Easter bunny working at the Mall in Naples, Florida,
on Sunday. Started off with a little pushing, then a
little shoving. I met some name Colin, Oh yeah, and
eventually it led to pulling on the Easter bunny's outfit.
And you ought to not do that, because, after all,
it's hard to convince kids this is really the Easter
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Bunny when you're ripping off his clothing. The Easter Bunny
was not injured, and as you know, this is sacrilegious
because the Easter Bunny is an important part of the
Christian faith. Yeah, that's that's really important. Here's Lieutenant Brian
McGinn and a shopper talking about the horrific incident.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
They're following her back to where her staging area is,
tugging on her, pushing on her, pulling on, trying.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
To pull the costume apart.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Simply put, it's an unprovoked attack, just like what it sounds,
you know, on someone trying to spread joy in the
lives of youth. You know, as we enter the holidays,
he's in a easter.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How these three individuals came.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
To the conclusion to act this way is kind of
mind boggling.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's no point, guys. Don't do that to the bunny.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Bunny did nothing to know and go run around the
park or something or place of sports.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, place of sports, that's what you ought to do.
I don't really know if sports is going to help
these kids violently attacking a bunny rabbit in a mall
right before Easter. It's the Lent Him season, and you're
attacking a man who's trying to bring joy and happiness
to kids. And you think pickleball is going to solve
this problem. I don't think so, guys, that's very unlikely.
(10:36):
You know what those kids need. Those kids need, They
need drugs, and they need them now. We need to
hop those kids up on anti anxiety meds, ADHD meds,
sleeping meds, anti depression meds. Nothing is going to help
those kids except a healthy dose of big pharma. That's
the only solution. That sounds crazy, right, but for my
but for my generation back in the nineties, that's actually
(10:57):
what they did. They sure did. Yeah, that's why you
turned out like look how great our generation turned out,
old boy, last this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
She can make what come? I don't know if we
should explain those lyrics on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Moving on, Good morning, and I have a couple of
questions for you guys, the rest. I can't believe you'll
there's two stories in the news this morning that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I can't believe haven't been brought up yet. Well we
would be only been here for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Good time still, but I thought what I read this
last night, I thought, well, this first thing Kinny's gonna
want to talk about, and I haven't heard you even
breathe a word of it. Do tell there's a big
battle coming Paxton versus Cornyn for the Senate. Ken Paxton
has announced he is running against John Cornyn for his
(11:53):
job in the US Senate.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, so remember a little while back we saw photos
on social media of Senator John Cornyn reading The Art
of the Deal. He posted these photos of himself reading
a book he clearly just bought. Yeah, because he was
on chapter two or something post a photo of himself
reading the book. So you know he likes it. And
then also the thing where he tried to make a
(12:17):
brisket in a crockpot. Uh, just the worst. It didn't
even look like a brisket. It looked like Toferky, it
looked awful, it looked like Hell. I know, the folks
in Texas know we had a Cornyn problem.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
The folks in Louisiana understand because they got a cashty
problem pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right. So John Cornyn gave us a gun control
bill under Donald on Joe Biden that passed, and Bill
Cassidy voted to convict Trump. So those are two guys
clearly who are not in line with this current era
of Republicanism.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And Ken Paxton's got a bit of a history because
of some lawsuits and some charges that he had to
defend himself against. But Maggi, they may have been made up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mega guys identify with him because he was a victim
of a law fair just like Donald Trump was exactly.
That's it. Yeah, So there's a lot of parallels there.
The internal polling, supposedly, I've not seen it. I've just
heard from guys in political strategist guys in Austin, Texas
is that Paxton's twenty five points ahead of John Cornyn
in the internal polling game.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And he just announced. Now, the longer you're in the race,
the more your enemies, your opponents, have a chance to
say and do things that will try to make you
look bad. And I'm sure that's coming.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Obviously, Paxton would be a better senator than the guy
that gave us gun control. What Paxton's job now attorney
general at the State of Texas.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Means we would be losing a good attorney general. Some
have said somebody else in mind.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, Some have suggested that State Senator Mays Middleton should
be the guy to replace him. The guy's name is May's. Yeah,
he's like Corn. Yes, that's a in that kind of
a southern name. He's a very conservative. You'd agree with
all his beliefs.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm just I didn't know if it was corn, Indian, Maize,
or you know, uh that other thing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, m a y e yes, I don't know what.
That's just it's just a name, Billy that says he
may or he may not. Everything doesn't have to mean something, Billy.
It's just what does billy? I'd mean?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Uh, it means manliness, Okay, well that's what May's Middleton means.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh no, it don't. He's a good guy. I May's
Middleton is trying to help get our Pursuit of Happiness
Act passed.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's not about him yet. We're jumping ahead of the race.
kN Paxton hasn't lost yet.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well that's John John Corny. If COMPAXTI wins, then we
have to replace him. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You worry about that a little later, but anyway, it'll
be it'll be a fun race.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
There is one other news story today. I'm I've been
eager to get to all morning and we haven't touched
it yet. Was it about the Supreme Court? Uh, no,
it wasn't. There's more. It was actually about COVID. But no,
the Supreme Court's all over the New State. We got
a lot coming up. We're gonna talk about Amy Coney
Barrett and some people are she's a problem. Well some
people think so. I don't know. I have mixed feelings
about it. But uh with the Libs, well she's Catholic,
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you know, so she gets a pass on that one.
But I'll explain why.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Somebody reported the trouble with the Supreme Court is it
is basically turned into the view in Robes right, because
Amy was supported in her most recent siding with the
liberals on the court, along with Sonya, Elena and Katanji.
So the four ladies all got together and voted the
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same way.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, the Scissor sisters. Yes, we will pick on Amy
Conny Barrett in a little bit. But before we get
to any of that, do you guys remember a while
back when we were looking at all the things that
led up to the pandemic, one of the really fascinating
things we learned was that in October of twenty nineteen,
before the pandemic, Kingdaan Wuhan, China hosted something called the
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World Military Games. I remember it will And when military
officials from the West, from our country and some of
our allies traveled to Wuhan, some of them made this
very unusual observation that they were in this giant, massive
city the size of Chicago or La or huge. A
population was quite large, and the streets were all empty.
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There was there was nobody there except the people that
were there to compete in the military games. And then
some Chinese government officials. The stores were closed, the restaurants
were closed. There weren't there was nobody walking to and
from schools or universe.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Where are all the people? What about people on bicycle? Well,
you exactly, that's what I see. China and the news
are always riding in bicycles around or scooters.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Right Where were well, where were the scooters? They were absent.
It was a thing we learned, and at the time
it had been suggested, and this is two or three
years ago, we were really learning about this. Maybe if
COVID nineteen was a bio weapon created by the Communist
Party with funding from the United States, that was how
they unleashed it on the world.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
They invited a bunch of It was like the Olympics
for military. Yeah, yeah, all your military guys against all
the other countries how many I don't know how many
county they had come compete, But they decided, wouldn't it
be great if while all these people were here from
other countries, we could pass COVID along to them and
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then they could take it home with them, And so
everybody was supposed to hug a chinaman.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think that's what they said. That was actually in Milan, Italy.
But you're right, that was another similar bizarre thing, right,
so they couldn't find any Chinese people in Wuhan. That
was the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
They didn't get hugged because they weren't outside, they were indoors.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Hug a Chinese Day was a thing that happened in Milan, Italy,
and well it still happened. It was weird. No, you're right, right, Okay.
So yesterday we learned this from a new report in
the Free Beacon. This is fascinating. Seven Americans contracted COVID
nineteen in Wuhan in October twenty nineteen. How do we know?
An internal government report from the Biden administration that they
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were required by law to release to the public over
two years ago, but didn't actually explains all this. So
we learned that seven US military service members contracted COVID
nineteen like symptoms during the World Military Games in Wuhan
in October nineteen, contradicting the Biden administration's public claims in
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twenty twenty one that there was no evidence that any
American participants contracted the virus at those games. They put
out a statement saying it wasn't true. Meanwhile, internal documents
from the Biden administration now reveal actually.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It was, and we knew about this in November of
twenty nineteen. I remember specifically talking about this thing that
was going on. It was bat soup, which was supposed
to make it just laughable.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, bat soup.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
These people are just And the military thing first came
out and everybody just kind of brushed it a side.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Nah, that's not right. So in twenty twenty two, we
passed something called the National Defense Authorization Act that required
the Biden administration to make its reports on the twenty
nineteen Wuhan World Military Games quote publicly available on an
Internet webs cite in a searchable format by the summer
of twenty twenty two. Guess what they didn't do? What
they do? They didn't put the information out there. We
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only now found out about it because of the Washington
Freebeacon and new information provided to us from government reports. Amazingly,
the Biden administration did not want you to know, which
is weird because technically this happened under Trump. But it
wasn't Trump's fault.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I mean, they just delayed it so that it wouldn't
be Biden's old But.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
At the time, the fact that seven service members came
home from China with a cold probably wasn't concerning enough
to show up on the Trump administration's radar. It wasn't
until later on we really figured out how important this was,
and the Biden administration tried to bury this information, which
begs an important question. Why with the Biden administration want
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to protect the Chinese Communist Party or the Wuhan Lab
Research Institute or FAUCI for that matter. Oh, I can't
think of a single reason. Well, maybe a copy like
a dozen of them.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, So the sons of Dronimo still suffering from fopell
lag our nipped by the Brewers Tonight seven and nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
Who are your emails coming up? But I'm doing the
Trump dance, by the way, No you're not. That's not that. No,
it's like, you know, it's fist. You gotta go like this.
Sometimes he does.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
This the fists or fists, but he has him calm out.
Sometimes he does it like this, and sometimes he doesn't
like this, but early on, you know, the less movement
the better, by the way.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, and the heps. It's all about I can't. I
can't be that stiff. I just can't do it. Really.
You could take a pill for that. Yeah, it usually
helps you out. That's funny. I like that. Yeah, that's good.
Kay mister. Oh, you were telling us there's some news
from the world of Fried Chicken as we were going
to break and it sounded actually is from the Lord.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Because the Lord, my God in heaven above sitting on
is a beautiful golden throne, has answered prayers, probably some
prayers from you, definitely something from me.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I'm praying all the time. I pray praying all morning.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Because Kentucky Fried Chicken has announced they are launching Kentucky
Fried Chicken flavored toothpaste. That's right, baby, you're gonna get
a mouthful of poultry flavored paste in your face thanks
to KFC.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Okay, I'm sure we all agree that's great and it's
i'm it'll be we don't. It'll be delicious and everything.
But I do wonder who asked for this. It would
be me, for one. You've been praying for chicken flavor.
Would please make make toothpaste taste like chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Uh? They said it's like biting into a hot juicy
piece or KFC original, and that's the way to go
original recipe. You won't spicy into Popeyes. You want original flavor.
That's KFC.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They said this toothpaste is irresistible. I'll probably be, you know,
bust of my tea lay eight ten times a day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Well, on that note, does it work? I mean,
does it actually make your teeth cleaner? Is this? Is it? Oh?
Is that important?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I think so if it's toothpaste. Look, I can
eat fried chicken already. It's not like it's expensive. It's
easy to acquire some fried chicken from a fast food pist.
Does the does the fried chicken flavored toothpaste actually clean
your teeth?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I have no idea, but this started as an April
fool's a joke, and somebody at KFC, I guess, thought
that's not really a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It is funny.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But they also said they hooked up with a tooth
based company called His Smile. I Smile, which is his
I smile, his smile. It's all one word. And they
said this is now. I think it's thirteen dollars a tube.
Apparently it's a big hit. They've sold out. Well, if
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it's sold out or heard of it and it's all
ready go home.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Well choke. You know, the joke's on us. Then if
people want to buy it, I mean, yeah, I guess
it must not be affected by the tariffs. Is that
maybe not? Is that the gist of what we're learning here? Well,
you know, I try it. I try anything once, I mean,
not anything, but I try that. Oh you did say
that though, No, you're right, it came out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And I ate bear meat. He'll try about anything. How
you doing on that penguin acquisition. It's not easy to
get penguin meat, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I've been going down to the zoo to try to
bribe some of the zoo handlers because I got to
think a penguin dies once in a while.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
What anything happens to the dead penguin? Well, if it
hadn't been dead too long, you know, they get it
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Is there a penguin graveyard somewhere in the back of
the zoo? I gotta figure they just put that stuff
in a hefty bag and toss it in the dumpster,
don't you imagine or furnished if they're just throwing it away.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, you know, but sometimes they'd rather throw it away
than help somebody out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, you know, maybe you could make biofuel out of
it and spa and speaking of if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Or fatty wish, you know, they use whale blubber for oil.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know, why not could we put that in a
coal generator and generate some energy? Well, no, you put
coal in a coal generator.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I think a penguin probably just clogged the thing up
and then you got to call matenance.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You don't know that we could try it, Billy, Yet,
you're not optimistic.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're one of those let's just try it and see
what happens. Sure, glad you don't work over at three
Mile Island.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, hang on a second here, I don't know why
we got to besmirched Three Mile Island. More.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I didn't have been smart. I'm just saying, if you
worked there, you liable to start trouble. Well, let's just
try it and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Now. Look, more people died at chap Equidic than Three
Mile Island. I don't know what you're worried about. Well,
I guess that's true. Okay, So Donald Trump yesterday made
the big announcement that we are going to be building
some coal burning power plants, and actually we're not going
to take some down that the Biden administration tried to decommission.
Here is Donald J. Trump yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
We will develop the liquid goal that is right under
our feet, including American oil and natural gas. And we
will also embrace nuclear, clean coal, hydro power, which is fantastic,
and every other form of affordable energy. To get it done.
We will not only match China, we will be cheaper
than China. Buy a lot, and more energy will mean
lower inflation, that will mean more jobs. I will cancel
(04:42):
Biden's ruin, his power plant rule, terminate his electric vehicle mandate.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
If you want to buy an electric.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Car, that's fine, but you're going to be able to
buy every other form of car.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Also, remember when Shila Jackson Lee said that she was
going to be shipping in power from another state because
we the power was out in tac that it would
be hydro power. Yeah, we're gonna have some hydro power.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Remember I don't believe she ever actually accomplished that before
her untidly demise.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, I asked that question because I didn't want to
make fun of her. I have that SoundBite. Should we
if I play that now that she's dead? That's mean right,
we shouldn't even talk about this.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, remember what they got the assassination culture. I think
this would please those people. Oh okay, even though she's dead.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So what Okay, Well, Sheila Jackson they during a winter
storm when the power was out once said this.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
They have asked the Southwest Power Administration that falls on
the Department of Energy to send us power. They have
sent us hydro power. They have already sent that power
to the state.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's great, it's hydro power. Great, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do you guys have the hydro power reordered?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
No, I'm sorry, we don't. We just have this natural
gas power. Oh that's not what we wanted. No, that's different.
We'll wait for the hydro power to get delivered. Way
she was doing right now? Well not much really, be honest,
I mean, what do people do. You don't believe it
in afterlife? You don't think she's somewhere. I'm sure she's
in heaven with Sylvester Turner looking down on us right now.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Foreverlasting spirit is still strong, it's still powerful.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's just waiting for another vessel to deliver it. Yeah,
mister Oki, Wait, why you got to bring your heathenry
in here? Mister Kenneth, it makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
If you're uncomfortable and it's my fault, then I feel
like I've done my job. No, I don't want you
to be comfortable. I want you to be constantly questioning, thinking,
wondering is that right?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Is it wrong? That's how we learn and how we
progress as a species. Okay, I don't know, Yeah, a
little too much. I think you overplayed it. Yeah, I
don't know. You making us uncomfortable is going to help mankind?
That seems like a stretch. But if that's true, if
making people uncomfortable actually helps to elevate the human race. Then, boy,
I think this next new story is going to do
(07:00):
some wonders for us. Whoa, there we.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Go, boom, flooded man does whatever's cat it's.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A Florida man report.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
And in surprise to you, by well Dragos, we got
breakfast on the mind. It comes the flood of men.
Drago's Restaurant does great breakfast. Oh my god, they got
grape bacon and biscuits. Is it's just anything you ever wanted,
and probably some stuff you didn't even know you wanted
till you saw it on the menu. And then of
(07:36):
course the Drago's famous for them choy broiled oysters, which
you can go there and get them. You can have
them at the house, you can can do them yourself,
whichever you want, man, because it's a good time.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I love that. Dragos Restaurants dot com. What are they
They have hanging bacon. Yeah, fire bacon, torch bacon. I
love that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think that's what they called it, torch bacon, but
it's hanging and then they bring a torch out and
they just torch it right there in front of you
at the table.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All right. Well, Dragos is known for deliciousness and Florida
is known for wackiness. There's an element of people that
live in Florida, mostly felons. They aren't allowed to vote.
That's why they still have good politicians even though it's
a weird state. And Naples, Florida is a place in Florida.
Believe it or not. Naples isn't just a place in Italy. No, Naples,
Florida has known for a lot of things. It's the
golf capital of the world, or self proclaimed. Of course,
(08:27):
a lot of bugs there, millionaires per square inch, they
got a lot of them. Really, there's the skunk ape connection.
Are you aware of this? I'm not familiar. In the
Everglades there they have these skunk ape research headquarters just
miles away.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Is that a combination that somebody got a skunk and
a monkey to do it?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now they got skunk apes? No, good question. The skunk
cape is actually Florida's smelly version of Bigfoot. And there's
a place there, not far right outside of Naples where
they research this creature. And of course the Pelican traffic jams,
those beaches and piers and that sort of thing. But hey,
in Florida, man, we bring you this. An attack on
the Easter Bunny. Oh no, I know you hate to
see it, because, after all, who doesn't love the Easter Bunny.
(09:09):
Three teenagers are facing charges for viciously and violently attacking
an Easter bunny working at the Mall in Naples, Florida,
on Sunday. Started off with a little pushing, then a
little shoving. I met some name Colin, Oh yeah, and
eventually it led to pulling on the Easter bunny's outfit.
And you ought to not do that, because, after all,
it's hard to convince kids this is really the Easter
(09:30):
Bunny when you're ripping off his clothing. The Easter Bunny
was not injured, and as you know, this is sacrilegious
because the Easter Bunny is an important part of the
Christian faith. Yeah, that's that's really important. Here's Lieutenant Brian
McGinn and a shopper talking about the horrific incident.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
They're following her back to where her staging area is,
tugging on her, pushing on her, pulling on, trying.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
To pull the costume apart.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Simply put, it's an unprovoked attack, just like what it sounds,
you know, on someone trying to spread joy in the
lives of youth. You know, as we enter the holidays,
he's in a easter.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
How these three individuals came.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
To the conclusion to act this way is kind of
mind boggling.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's no point, guys. Don't do that to the bunny.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Bunny did nothing to know and go run around the
park or something or place of sports.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, place of sports, that's what you ought to do.
I don't really know if sports is going to help
these kids violently attacking a bunny rabbit in a mall
right before Easter. It's the Lent Him season, and you're
attacking a man who's trying to bring joy and happiness
to kids. And you think pickleball is going to solve
this problem. I don't think so, guys, that's very unlikely.
(10:36):
You know what those kids need. Those kids need, They
need drugs, and they need them now. We need to
hop those kids up on anti anxiety meds, ADHD meds,
sleeping meds, anti depression meds. Nothing is going to help
those kids except a healthy dose of big pharma. That's
the only solution. That sounds crazy, right, but for my
but for my generation back in the nineties, that's actually
(10:57):
what they did. They sure did. Yeah, that's why you
turned out like look how great our generation turned out,
old boy, last this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
She can make what come? I don't know if we
should explain those lyrics on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Moving on, Good morning, and I have a couple of
questions for you guys, the rest. I can't believe you'll
there's two stories in the news this morning that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I can't believe haven't been brought up yet. Well we
would be only been here for a couple of hours.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Good time still, but I thought what I read this
last night, I thought, well, this first thing Kinny's gonna
want to talk about, and I haven't heard you even
breathe a word of it. Do tell there's a big
battle coming Paxton versus Cornyn for the Senate. Ken Paxton
has announced he is running against John Cornyn for his
(11:53):
job in the US Senate.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, so remember a little while back we saw photos
on social media of Senator John Cornyn reading The Art
of the Deal. He posted these photos of himself reading
a book he clearly just bought. Yeah, because he was
on chapter two or something post a photo of himself
reading the book. So you know he likes it. And
then also the thing where he tried to make a
(12:17):
brisket in a crockpot. Uh, just the worst. It didn't
even look like a brisket. It looked like Toferky, it
looked awful, it looked like Hell. I know, the folks
in Texas know we had a Cornyn problem.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
The folks in Louisiana understand because they got a cashty
problem pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All right. So John Cornyn gave us a gun control
bill under Donald on Joe Biden that passed, and Bill
Cassidy voted to convict Trump. So those are two guys
clearly who are not in line with this current era
of Republicanism.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And Ken Paxton's got a bit of a history because
of some lawsuits and some charges that he had to
defend himself against. But Maggi, they may have been made up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Mega guys identify with him because he was a victim
of a law fair just like Donald Trump was exactly.
That's it. Yeah, So there's a lot of parallels there.
The internal polling, supposedly, I've not seen it. I've just
heard from guys in political strategist guys in Austin, Texas
is that Paxton's twenty five points ahead of John Cornyn
in the internal polling game.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And he just announced. Now, the longer you're in the race,
the more your enemies, your opponents, have a chance to
say and do things that will try to make you
look bad. And I'm sure that's coming.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Obviously, Paxton would be a better senator than the guy
that gave us gun control. What Paxton's job now attorney
general at the State of Texas.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Means we would be losing a good attorney general. Some
have said somebody else in mind.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, Some have suggested that State Senator Mays Middleton should
be the guy to replace him. The guy's name is May's. Yeah,
he's like Corn. Yes, that's a in that kind of
a southern name. He's a very conservative. You'd agree with
all his beliefs.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'm just I didn't know if it was corn, Indian, Maize,
or you know, uh that other thing.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, m a y e yes, I don't know what.
That's just it's just a name, Billy that says he
may or he may not. Everything doesn't have to mean something, Billy.
It's just what does billy? I'd mean?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Uh, it means manliness, Okay, well that's what May's Middleton means.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh no, it don't. He's a good guy. I May's
Middleton is trying to help get our Pursuit of Happiness
Act passed.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's not about him yet. We're jumping ahead of the race.
kN Paxton hasn't lost yet.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well that's John John Corny. If COMPAXTI wins, then we
have to replace him. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
You worry about that a little later, but anyway, it'll
be it'll be a fun race.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
There is one other news story today. I'm I've been
eager to get to all morning and we haven't touched
it yet. Was it about the Supreme Court? Uh, no,
it wasn't. There's more. It was actually about COVID. But no,
the Supreme Court's all over the New State. We got
a lot coming up. We're gonna talk about Amy Coney
Barrett and some people are she's a problem. Well some
people think so. I don't know. I have mixed feelings
about it. But uh with the Libs, well she's Catholic,
(15:01):
you know, so she gets a pass on that one.
But I'll explain why.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Somebody reported the trouble with the Supreme Court is it
is basically turned into the view in Robes right, because
Amy was supported in her most recent siding with the
liberals on the court, along with Sonya, Elena and Katanji.
So the four ladies all got together and voted the
(15:27):
same way.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, the Scissor sisters. Yes, we will pick on Amy
Conny Barrett in a little bit. But before we get
to any of that, do you guys remember a while
back when we were looking at all the things that
led up to the pandemic, one of the really fascinating
things we learned was that in October of twenty nineteen,
before the pandemic, Kingdaan Wuhan, China hosted something called the
(15:49):
World Military Games. I remember it will And when military
officials from the West, from our country and some of
our allies traveled to Wuhan, some of them made this
very unusual observation that they were in this giant, massive
city the size of Chicago or La or huge. A
population was quite large, and the streets were all empty.
(16:09):
There was there was nobody there except the people that
were there to compete in the military games. And then
some Chinese government officials. The stores were closed, the restaurants
were closed. There weren't there was nobody walking to and
from schools or universe.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Where are all the people? What about people on bicycle? Well,
you exactly, that's what I see. China and the news
are always riding in bicycles around or scooters.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Right Where were well, where were the scooters? They were absent.
It was a thing we learned, and at the time
it had been suggested, and this is two or three
years ago, we were really learning about this. Maybe if
COVID nineteen was a bio weapon created by the Communist
Party with funding from the United States, that was how
they unleashed it on the world.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
They invited a bunch of It was like the Olympics
for military. Yeah, yeah, all your military guys against all
the other countries how many I don't know how many
county they had come compete, But they decided, wouldn't it
be great if while all these people were here from
other countries, we could pass COVID along to them and
(17:10):
then they could take it home with them, And so
everybody was supposed to hug a chinaman.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think that's what they said. That was actually in Milan, Italy.
But you're right, that was another similar bizarre thing, right,
so they couldn't find any Chinese people in Wuhan. That
was the problem.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
They didn't get hugged because they weren't outside, they were indoors.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Hug a Chinese Day was a thing that happened in Milan, Italy,
and well it still happened. It was weird. No, you're right, right, Okay.
So yesterday we learned this from a new report in
the Free Beacon. This is fascinating. Seven Americans contracted COVID
nineteen in Wuhan in October twenty nineteen. How do we know?
An internal government report from the Biden administration that they
(17:51):
were required by law to release to the public over
two years ago, but didn't actually explains all this. So
we learned that seven US military service members contracted COVID
nineteen like symptoms during the World Military Games in Wuhan
in October nineteen, contradicting the Biden administration's public claims in
(18:11):
twenty twenty one that there was no evidence that any
American participants contracted the virus at those games. They put
out a statement saying it wasn't true. Meanwhile, internal documents
from the Biden administration now reveal actually.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It was, and we knew about this in November of
twenty nineteen. I remember specifically talking about this thing that
was going on. It was bat soup, which was supposed
to make it just laughable.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, bat soup.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
These people are just And the military thing first came
out and everybody just kind of brushed it a side.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Nah, that's not right. So in twenty twenty two, we
passed something called the National Defense Authorization Act that required
the Biden administration to make its reports on the twenty
nineteen Wuhan World Military Games quote publicly available on an
Internet webs cite in a searchable format by the summer
of twenty twenty two. Guess what they didn't do? What
they do? They didn't put the information out there. We
(19:06):
only now found out about it because of the Washington
Freebeacon and new information provided to us from government reports. Amazingly,
the Biden administration did not want you to know, which
is weird because technically this happened under Trump. But it
wasn't Trump's fault.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I mean, they just delayed it so that it wouldn't
be Biden's old But.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
At the time, the fact that seven service members came
home from China with a cold probably wasn't concerning enough
to show up on the Trump administration's radar. It wasn't
until later on we really figured out how important this was,
and the Biden administration tried to bury this information, which
begs an important question. Why with the Biden administration want
(19:44):
to protect the Chinese Communist Party or the Wuhan Lab
Research Institute or FAUCI for that matter. Oh, I can't
think of a single reason. Well, maybe a copy like
a dozen of them.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, So the sons of Dronimo still suffering from fopell
lag our nipped by the Brewers Tonight seven and nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
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