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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A Russian American ballerina whose name I won't even pretend
I can pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Don't hurt yourself, just said you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Has been released from a Kremlin custody prison.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Can I take a look?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Go ahea?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, let me kay, God no, don't even try k
s E n I A.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How would you do? I wouldn't know a ballerinas That's
all you have to say, a ballerina. Dot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I've been hanging out with a Russian plates instructor, and
one of the things I've learned lately.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There's her name. Are you able to pronounce it? I
could pronounce the Russian plates instructors because it's probably Natasha.
Most of the Russians either are hard words to pronounce
or Natasha. There's a lot of Natasha.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah. There there are words bulwinkle in their language. There
are words that make noises that we don't even have
in our language, like yeah, like she was, she was,
She was saying words to me, and she was having
repeat them, and then I couldn't do one, and she goes, oh,
you don't have the kung sound in your language.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's like, no, we don't make kong. It's not sure,
she worked on your ability to use your mouth. Did
you help her with an ability to use hers?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know, it's funny that did. It's funny you bring
that up. That did happen, But it had very little
to do with language anyway. A Russian America ballerino was
released from Kremlin custody in a prisoner swap early early
this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Carolina, I'll just call her.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That was freed in exchange for a German Russian Arthur
Petrov as a swap in Abu Dhabi.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, ain't that kiting for them? Yeah? I don't know
what that has to do with me. Okay, here's what happened.
She made a donation.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
She donated fifty one dollars to a charity that supported
Ukraine back in February of twenty twenty two. So they
put her in prison for she's a trader, she's Russian trees,
and she was helping the enemy.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah. I mean, that's basic treason right there. Bro We
see it in America all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I will say this, Look at her here in the
prison cell with no makeup on, just wearing jeans and
a crew neck sweatshirt. They are pretty These Russian women
are pretty. I mean she is, right, Look a look
at that. Look at her in a dress there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All dressed up to go out. Yeah that one.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, we're just looking at photos over here in the studio.
And then look at the guy she's with. God, I know,
he looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, that's a scary looking man.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude. How is it Russian dudes look like this and
then Russian women look like that? How is it they're
even the same species. I don't understand that at all.
It's so every Russian guy looks like his face is
swelled up and he could barely open his eyes, and
then every Russian woman looks like a supermodel.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That can't be right. Well, in this case, that's the case.
It does look like it's a seat you king, right?
And do you think it's the vodka?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What is making them do that? I don't know. Anyway,
welcome home.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She's coming home today, So that's a I do wonder
the other day when I was paling around at the
Russian consolate are paling around around him trying to get
a lot of Russian paled trying to talk like the
New York Post.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I do wonder if I endangered that woman's life.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The other day when I was hanging out at the
Russian Consulate taking photos of everything because I to me,
it was just a funny afternoon taking selfies in my
myself obviously with a photo of Vladimir Putin. They had
a picture of Vladimir Putin on the wall, framed.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
With with a with a you know, a portrait, not
with Vladimir Putin. My favorite party right with the portrait. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
My favorite thing about that picture at him they have
on the wall his official portrait is he's frowning in
the picture because.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was looking very uh what I call it when
you're in charge of the stoic author, Yeah, stern stern
Stern Putin. And I guess in real life he's not
a big guy. He's a no, I ain't a big
un No, but it doesn't matter because he's a TV star.
That's how it works. Well. Yeah, that and he's got guns,
you know any lord? Uh, the Lord didn't make every
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every man equal. Sam Colt did that? Really, That's what
I heard. They had to name a baseball team after that.
That'd be cool, wouldn't it. Huh? Yeah, the SAMs. Yeah,
that's my idea. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Anyway, she's coming home today, so congratulations to her. She
will no longer be a ballerina in Russia.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is ballet popular over there? Is that a thing? The
uh you know, the sugar plum dance or something like that. Yeah,
they can take it or leave it. I think, well,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And in the meantime, the DOJ that'd be yourm Pam Blondie.
Is that what you're referring to, as he has dropped
charges against one of the top MS thirteen leaders living
in the United States Illegallyn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, they got plans to cutting loose.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I know, you know, you can't just judge a photo
based you know, a picture based on it. I can
judge this guy just by looking at him. Look, he
looks menacing and scary.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, hell yeah. People say you're not.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I
do it all the time, and I'm usually right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The guy's name is joseu Veolotro Santos. He was nabbed
on weapon charges during an early morning raid at his
mom's house. Oh a couple of weeks ago, right outside
the Capitol. Remember they made a big damn deal about this.
We caught one of the top MS thirteen was.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right down the street from the President's house. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So we've dropped the charges on him, and now we're
going to send him down to Al Salvador.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, drop the charges, yeah, and then run him out
of here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's not going to do any jail time in America,
would seem. His lawyer is a guy named Muhammad Alizid.
What it's an MS thirteen hamas collaboration.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And they argued for the government's motion to be delayed
for two weeks out of fear the twenty four year
old gang banger would quickly be to fort ported and
unlawfully sent to a prison in Al Salvador. The charges
were dismissed without prejudice, indicating prosecutors can charge Santos again
if they want.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And it sounds like there might have been some prejudice
going on, and they just act like they would and
that's all it is. Can I explain some of that
to you? Oh, I can't wait, mister l The MS
thirteen and the trendy arragua, Yeah, and the the fact
that they're working together with the Muslims ah Jamas yeah, Jamas. Yeah,
the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Now we
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say that over here all the time. You don't think
they say that over there in Hamas. Really? Yeah, they
got the same general idea. You know what, if you
hate America and I hate America, well then let's work together.
But when they say it, there's probably more flamm Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Anyway, we had made the point when they busted this
guy a couple of weeks ago. It was a week
or two ago, March twenty seventh. At the time, we
had learned that the FBI, ICE, the ATF, and the
Virginia State Police all teamed up with the Prince William
County Police Department, the Sheriff's office over there to go
after this guy. And we thought, wow, why did they
need so many people to catch one guy that was
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living at his mom's house near our Washington County And
now they've dropped all the charges.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What did you not have enough evidence to guess? As
long as they get him out of the country, they
feel like they don't need to. You know, we don't
need our taxpayers to pay for jailing him. He Jalen
back in his own country, and we don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
He was found hiding in an alcove leading to the
garage of his mom's home. He ducked behind a small
wall out of view of the agents, but they found
him back there a stun grenade was used.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Boy, I'd like to try out those stun grandade all right,
they're fun. Yeah, you can toss those in boom and
it doesn't kill people, but it definitely disorients them so
that they're not able to put up a fight when
you come charging through the door.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What's the legality on that? Could we try that? Like,
do an experiment with us on Halloween or something? Just
you know, maybe we have a haunted house. We sat
up and in the last room we stunned grenade. You
that sounds like a brilliant idea. Oh, I think we
have to follow up on that immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Would it be expensive? That's my main concern. I can't
think of one other issue.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, why don't we try it first in the uh,
I don't know, maybe down the hall in the sales pit. Yeah,
where where all the sales cubicles are all bumped up
next to each other and the pretty girls sit there
at nine o'clock in the morning. You notice pretty girls
don't have to get to work as early as some
You know, what are you're you're you're doing a face there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, you're describing some of the older, heftier male sales
guys as though they're doing all the heavy lifting around here,
and some of these younger attractive women in the sales
department are just being sent out to impress the guys
that own the car dealerships.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like, you're just putting stuff in my mouth that I
didn't say.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I have nothing to put in your mouth, Billy d
We don't even have breakfast yet.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's outrageous. It's out landish. I tell you what about
the salesgirl's mouth, Billy Ed. I think right now we
probably ought to go to break immediately. You can only
hold their breath for ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Than how was Lewis Armstrong able to become the first
man on the moon?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I am in space on the mood hel book. Stay
tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Something that always makes me laugh is when a not
serious person suddenly wakes up one day and demands to
be taken seriously and who did that? And we all
have to pretend they weren't ridiculous five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are you talking about somebody in this room? No, nobody
in this room.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Now good, Okay, there's a state lawmaker in our home
state where we are, Texas is where.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You can just call it teicts. It's okay, nobody's gonna
be mad at you. Her name is Mollie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Mollie is like a blonde there's a ginger haired lady.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She kind of looks like a Carrien. You see an
old movie Mask, Yeah, had had a kid in there
that had some kind of strange, oddly shaped face, and
Share Share was in it. Yeah. Yeah, Well when I
first looked up there, I saw her. I thought that
it was that kid from Mask, but that you know,
that kind of like that face. Yeah, okay, Well she's
(09:43):
got the same kind of hair.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
She's not a beautiful woman, but she's dressed. She's dressed
very conservatively in this video she just posted online. She's
wearing like a school mom dress and makeup, and she
looks like, you know, she's in charge of the PTA
or the HOA or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But then when you look a little closer.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And you realize her arm is covered in tattoos, and
you're like, wait, you were an edgy punk rocker from
the Bohemian neighborhood five minutes ago, and now we all
have to pretend you're a beacon of public safety because
she posted a video online where she's trying to explain
how it's time for us to lower the residential neighborhood
speed limits in our state to twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like noise and dust, and it can also be
used to repair any damages. Senate Bill twenty seven to
twenty five is a safe Streets bill. This would allow
cities to reduce the speed limit to twenty miles per
hour on residential streets without having to do a costly
study before they lower the speed limit. This bill makes
a lot of sense because we already know that lower
speed limits are safer. Data even shows that a pedestrians
(10:42):
struck by a car going just twenty three miles per
hour still has a twenty five percent risk of severe
injury and a ten percent risk of death. Especially important
when we're talking about toddlers playing on residential streets.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, what are you talking about? So toddlers are just
out in the road all the time. She wants us
to think I made this point in the comment section.
I said, I drive around all day, I don't see
toddlers playing in the street. And one of her supporters
replied to me on ax it said, clearly, you're one
of those whose eyes around their phone and not the roadway.
No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm looking at the road and there's no toddlers anywhere.
What the hell are you talking about. Maybe there are
certain neighborhoods. I don't know what area she represents, but
maybe there's the areas of town that you don't normally
drive in that are just rich with toddlers on the pavement.
How many news stories are there in an average day
about a toddler getting hit by a car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm sure it happens. I'm not pretending it doesn't. We
don't get them every day, and not from the same
place every day. No, I don't keep coming in. They
did fascinate me with their information, though. This is something
we gonna wrap your head around. This idea. The faster
the car is going when it hits you, the more
(11:57):
damage it will do to your body. Ude, this is
this is startling new information that we're gonna have to,
you know, start dealing with.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And it's always weird to hear somebody advocate for toddler's
safety when you know full well they support taxpayer funded
a late term abortion of.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Course, and trans you know, just you know, don't tell
the parents what you're doing to the kids in school.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, how are we going to mutilate the kids genitals
if he gets hit by a car in a neighborhood
where the speed limits any faster than twenty miles per
hour and twenty three is tops, So you know, don't
do that. Twenty good, twenty three is crazy. By the way,
Molly Cook, that woman I just showed you on the screen.
Now that Lena Hidalgo's life is in disarray and she's
falling apart, that's still hear from her much. That's their
(12:40):
new young starlet. Oh dear lord.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, they think Molly Cook's going to be the next
big thing. And that's just for Texas Nation.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Lad.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The Democrats in trouble. They're actually saying, some of them
are that that. I think they started calling her Jazzy
now up in the in the Metroplex. Jazzy is the
new face of the Democrat Party. They want aoc A
Jasmine Crockett. That's their leadership. Now, sure, my God, they're
(13:09):
in trouble and they know it, but they'll never admit it,
just like they knew Joe Biden was a mush head,
but they would never admit it. And when they do,
they just say, well, yeah, but we didn't want to
mention it because it might have helped Trump. It's true.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
John Kennedy, the Senator from Louisiana, explained it perfectly the
other night on Hannity.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What do you think of the new leadership? Jasmine AOC
and Bernie.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I consider Congresswoman Okay, she courtes to be the leader
of the Democratic Party. She's entitled to her opinion. I'm
entitled to mine. As I've said about them before. I
think she's the reason there are directions on a shampoo block.
Our plan for dealing we got a part. Our plan
(13:56):
for dealing with her is opera called Operation Letters.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, you go ahead and let her just or
ramble on, because yeah, she'll shoot herself in the foot.
She really did.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
By the way, while we're in Texas, as much as
we don't like the Democrats in the state, boy, the
Republicans are useless. They recently passed a bunch of bills there.
We got a legislative session going on. I know where
you're thinking. What property tax relief, school choice, bail reform.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
They talked about all of that. Do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, we're gonna have Muslim Month, Pakistani Day, and eyed
Alphatier is now recognized as a statewide holiday.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The cleric will read the resolutions Khr thirty four by Lalani,
Holy Month of ramad On Hr thirty six by Laalani,
Eat Outfiteer twenty twenty five, HR thirty eight by Lalani,
Mother's Day Hr thirty nine by Lalani. Let's pause it
right there for lovedy blahadi blah blah.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We did this this legislative session in Texas. We're not
gonna do a lot of state politics. But I just
want to make a point here. The biggest conservative state
in the Union right now has done nothing this legislative
session but passed a bunch of Muslim holidays. I wish
I was being hyperbolic. That's pretty much it. That just
sounds insane. Why you're not you don't have plans for
Pakistani Day? This yuarability, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Pretty much going to do the same thing I do
every Pakistani Day? Or an Arab worship month or whatever
they got.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
For there is this news stary Todam. It's just a coincidence.
I'm sure this doesn't play into what we're talking about,
but that Pakistani is a country that actually leads internationally
for the most amount of inbreeding going on the UH
And I'm look, I'm against this report. I find this
to be offensive that they would even publish this. But
there's some guy out there, some academic scholar, that wants
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you to know that inner family breeding is a big
problem in that particular part of the world. I don't
agree that. You know, that's a cultural difference that I
think you're being all judging.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Calling it a problem makes you the problem. You that's
just a culture excuse that was dozens of years ago.
It's it's that culture. Well, you don't get to say, well,
I think diversity is our strength. Yeah, yeah, I always have.
But yeah, okay, don't try. Don't trust China. China is asshole.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
A Russian American ballerina whose name I won't even pretend
I can pronounce it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Don't hurt yourself, just said you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Has been released from a Kremlin custody prison.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Can I take a look?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Go ahea?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, let me kay, God no, don't even try k
s E n I A.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How would you do? I wouldn't know a ballerinas That's
all you have to say, a ballerina. Dot.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I've been hanging out with a Russian plates instructor, and
one of the things I've learned lately.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There's her name. Are you able to pronounce it? I
could pronounce the Russian plates instructors because it's probably Natasha.
Most of the Russians either are hard words to pronounce
or Natasha. There's a lot of Natasha.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah. There there are words bulwinkle in their language. There
are words that make noises that we don't even have
in our language, like yeah, like she was, she was,
She was saying words to me, and she was having
repeat them, and then I couldn't do one, and she goes, oh,
you don't have the kung sound in your language.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
He's like, no, we don't make kong. It's not sure,
she worked on your ability to use your mouth. Did
you help her with an ability to use hers?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You know, it's funny that did. It's funny you bring
that up. That did happen, But it had very little
to do with language anyway. A Russian America ballerino was
released from Kremlin custody in a prisoner swap early early
this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Carolina, I'll just call her.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That was freed in exchange for a German Russian Arthur
Petrov as a swap in Abu Dhabi.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, ain't that kiting for them? Yeah? I don't know
what that has to do with me. Okay, here's what happened.
She made a donation.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
She donated fifty one dollars to a charity that supported
Ukraine back in February of twenty twenty two. So they
put her in prison for she's a trader, she's Russian trees,
and she was helping the enemy.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah. I mean, that's basic treason right there. Bro We
see it in America all the time.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I will say this, Look at her here in the
prison cell with no makeup on, just wearing jeans and
a crew neck sweatshirt. They are pretty These Russian women
are pretty. I mean she is, right, Look a look
at that. Look at her in a dress there.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All dressed up to go out. Yeah that one.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, we're just looking at photos over here in the studio.
And then look at the guy she's with. God, I know,
he looks like.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh, that's a scary looking man.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Dude. How is it Russian dudes look like this and
then Russian women look like that? How is it they're
even the same species. I don't understand that at all.
It's so every Russian guy looks like his face is
swelled up and he could barely open his eyes, and
then every Russian woman looks like a supermodel.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That can't be right. Well, in this case, that's the case.
It does look like it's a seat you king, right?
And do you think it's the vodka?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
What is making them do that? I don't know. Anyway,
welcome home.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
She's coming home today, So that's a I do wonder
the other day when I was paling around at the
Russian consolate are paling around around him trying to get
a lot of Russian paled trying to talk like the
New York Post.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I do wonder if I endangered that woman's life.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The other day when I was hanging out at the
Russian Consulate taking photos of everything because I to me,
it was just a funny afternoon taking selfies in my
myself obviously with a photo of Vladimir Putin. They had
a picture of Vladimir Putin on the wall, framed.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
With with a with a you know, a portrait, not
with Vladimir Putin. My favorite party right with the portrait. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
My favorite thing about that picture at him they have
on the wall his official portrait is he's frowning in
the picture because.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I was looking very uh what I call it when
you're in charge of the stoic author, Yeah, stern stern
Stern Putin. And I guess in real life he's not
a big guy. He's a no, I ain't a big
un No, but it doesn't matter because he's a TV star.
That's how it works. Well. Yeah, that and he's got guns,
you know any lord? Uh, the Lord didn't make every
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every man equal. Sam Colt did that? Really, That's what
I heard. They had to name a baseball team after that.
That'd be cool, wouldn't it. Huh? Yeah, the SAMs. Yeah,
that's my idea. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Anyway, she's coming home today, so congratulations to her. She
will no longer be a ballerina in Russia.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is ballet popular over there? Is that a thing? The
uh you know, the sugar plum dance or something like that. Yeah,
they can take it or leave it. I think, well,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And in the meantime, the DOJ that'd be yourm Pam Blondie.
Is that what you're referring to, as he has dropped
charges against one of the top MS thirteen leaders living
in the United States Illegallyn't that weird?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, they got plans to cutting loose.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I know, you know, you can't just judge a photo
based you know, a picture based on it. I can
judge this guy just by looking at him. Look, he
looks menacing and scary.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, hell yeah. People say you're not.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Supposed to judge a book by its cover, but I
do it all the time, and I'm usually right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The guy's name is joseu Veolotro Santos. He was nabbed
on weapon charges during an early morning raid at his
mom's house. Oh a couple of weeks ago, right outside
the Capitol. Remember they made a big damn deal about this.
We caught one of the top MS thirteen was.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right down the street from the President's house. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
So we've dropped the charges on him, and now we're
going to send him down to Al Salvador.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, drop the charges, yeah, and then run him out
of here.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's not going to do any jail time in America,
would seem. His lawyer is a guy named Muhammad Alizid.
What it's an MS thirteen hamas collaboration.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And they argued for the government's motion to be delayed
for two weeks out of fear the twenty four year
old gang banger would quickly be to fort ported and
unlawfully sent to a prison in Al Salvador. The charges
were dismissed without prejudice, indicating prosecutors can charge Santos again
if they want.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And it sounds like there might have been some prejudice
going on, and they just act like they would and
that's all it is. Can I explain some of that
to you? Oh, I can't wait, mister l The MS
thirteen and the trendy arragua, Yeah, and the the fact
that they're working together with the Muslims ah Jamas yeah, Jamas. Yeah,
the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Now we
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say that over here all the time. You don't think
they say that over there in Hamas. Really? Yeah, they
got the same general idea. You know what, if you
hate America and I hate America, well then let's work together.
But when they say it, there's probably more flamm Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Anyway, we had made the point when they busted this
guy a couple of weeks ago. It was a week
or two ago, March twenty seventh. At the time, we
had learned that the FBI, ICE, the ATF, and the
Virginia State Police all teamed up with the Prince William
County Police Department, the Sheriff's office over there to go
after this guy. And we thought, wow, why did they
need so many people to catch one guy that was
(06:47):
living at his mom's house near our Washington County And
now they've dropped all the charges.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What did you not have enough evidence to guess? As
long as they get him out of the country, they
feel like they don't need to. You know, we don't
need our taxpayers to pay for jailing him. He Jalen
back in his own country, and we don't have to
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
He was found hiding in an alcove leading to the
garage of his mom's home. He ducked behind a small
wall out of view of the agents, but they found
him back there a stun grenade was used.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Boy, I'd like to try out those stun grandade all right,
they're fun. Yeah, you can toss those in boom and
it doesn't kill people, but it definitely disorients them so
that they're not able to put up a fight when
you come charging through the door.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What's the legality on that? Could we try that? Like,
do an experiment with us on Halloween or something? Just
you know, maybe we have a haunted house. We sat
up and in the last room we stunned grenade. You
that sounds like a brilliant idea. Oh, I think we
have to follow up on that immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Would it be expensive? That's my main concern. I can't
think of one other issue.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, why don't we try it first in the uh,
I don't know, maybe down the hall in the sales pit. Yeah,
where where all the sales cubicles are all bumped up
next to each other and the pretty girls sit there
at nine o'clock in the morning. You notice pretty girls
don't have to get to work as early as some
You know, what are you're you're you're doing a face there.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, you're describing some of the older, heftier male sales
guys as though they're doing all the heavy lifting around here,
and some of these younger attractive women in the sales
department are just being sent out to impress the guys
that own the car dealerships.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Like, you're just putting stuff in my mouth that I
didn't say.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I have nothing to put in your mouth, Billy d
We don't even have breakfast yet.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's outrageous. It's out landish. I tell you what about
the salesgirl's mouth, Billy Ed. I think right now we
probably ought to go to break immediately. You can only
hold their breath for ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Than how was Lewis Armstrong able to become the first
man on the moon?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I am in space on the mood hel book. Stay
tuned for more Waltman Johnson.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Something that always makes me laugh is when a not
serious person suddenly wakes up one day and demands to
be taken seriously and who did that? And we all
have to pretend they weren't ridiculous five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Are you talking about somebody in this room? No, nobody
in this room.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Now good, Okay, there's a state lawmaker in our home
state where we are, Texas is where.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You can just call it teicts. It's okay, nobody's gonna
be mad at you. Her name is Mollie.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Mollie is like a blonde there's a ginger haired lady.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
She kind of looks like a Carrien. You see an
old movie Mask, Yeah, had had a kid in there
that had some kind of strange, oddly shaped face, and
Share Share was in it. Yeah. Yeah, Well when I
first looked up there, I saw her. I thought that
it was that kid from Mask, but that you know,
that kind of like that face. Yeah, okay, Well she's
(09:43):
got the same kind of hair.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
She's not a beautiful woman, but she's dressed. She's dressed
very conservatively in this video she just posted online. She's
wearing like a school mom dress and makeup, and she
looks like, you know, she's in charge of the PTA
or the HOA or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But then when you look a little closer.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And you realize her arm is covered in tattoos, and
you're like, wait, you were an edgy punk rocker from
the Bohemian neighborhood five minutes ago, and now we all
have to pretend you're a beacon of public safety because
she posted a video online where she's trying to explain
how it's time for us to lower the residential neighborhood
speed limits in our state to twenty miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like noise and dust, and it can also be
used to repair any damages. Senate Bill twenty seven to
twenty five is a safe Streets bill. This would allow
cities to reduce the speed limit to twenty miles per
hour on residential streets without having to do a costly
study before they lower the speed limit. This bill makes
a lot of sense because we already know that lower
speed limits are safer. Data even shows that a pedestrians
(10:42):
struck by a car going just twenty three miles per
hour still has a twenty five percent risk of severe
injury and a ten percent risk of death. Especially important
when we're talking about toddlers playing on residential streets.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, what are you talking about? So toddlers are just
out in the road all the time. She wants us
to think I made this point in the comment section.
I said, I drive around all day, I don't see
toddlers playing in the street. And one of her supporters
replied to me on ax it said, clearly, you're one
of those whose eyes around their phone and not the roadway.
No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I'm looking at the road and there's no toddlers anywhere.
What the hell are you talking about. Maybe there are
certain neighborhoods. I don't know what area she represents, but
maybe there's the areas of town that you don't normally
drive in that are just rich with toddlers on the pavement.
How many news stories are there in an average day
about a toddler getting hit by a car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I'm sure it happens. I'm not pretending it doesn't. We
don't get them every day, and not from the same
place every day. No, I don't keep coming in. They
did fascinate me with their information, though. This is something
we gonna wrap your head around. This idea. The faster
the car is going when it hits you, the more
(11:57):
damage it will do to your body. Ude, this is
this is startling new information that we're gonna have to,
you know, start dealing with.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And it's always weird to hear somebody advocate for toddler's
safety when you know full well they support taxpayer funded
a late term abortion of.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Course, and trans you know, just you know, don't tell
the parents what you're doing to the kids in school.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, how are we going to mutilate the kids genitals
if he gets hit by a car in a neighborhood
where the speed limits any faster than twenty miles per
hour and twenty three is tops, So you know, don't
do that. Twenty good, twenty three is crazy. By the way,
Molly Cook, that woman I just showed you on the screen.
Now that Lena Hidalgo's life is in disarray and she's
falling apart, that's still hear from her much. That's their
(12:40):
new young starlet. Oh dear lord.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, they think Molly Cook's going to be the next
big thing. And that's just for Texas Nation.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Lad.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
The Democrats in trouble. They're actually saying, some of them
are that that. I think they started calling her Jazzy
now up in the in the Metroplex. Jazzy is the
new face of the Democrat Party. They want aoc A
Jasmine Crockett. That's their leadership. Now, sure, my God, they're
(13:09):
in trouble and they know it, but they'll never admit it,
just like they knew Joe Biden was a mush head,
but they would never admit it. And when they do,
they just say, well, yeah, but we didn't want to
mention it because it might have helped Trump. It's true.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
John Kennedy, the Senator from Louisiana, explained it perfectly the
other night on Hannity.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What do you think of the new leadership? Jasmine AOC
and Bernie.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I consider Congresswoman Okay, she courtes to be the leader
of the Democratic Party. She's entitled to her opinion. I'm
entitled to mine. As I've said about them before. I
think she's the reason there are directions on a shampoo block.
Our plan for dealing we got a part. Our plan
(13:56):
for dealing with her is opera called Operation Letters.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, yeah, you go ahead and let her just or
ramble on, because yeah, she'll shoot herself in the foot.
She really did.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
By the way, while we're in Texas, as much as
we don't like the Democrats in the state, boy, the
Republicans are useless. They recently passed a bunch of bills there.
We got a legislative session going on. I know where
you're thinking. What property tax relief, school choice, bail reform.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
They talked about all of that. Do anything with it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
No, we're gonna have Muslim Month, Pakistani Day, and eyed
Alphatier is now recognized as a statewide holiday.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The cleric will read the resolutions Khr thirty four by Lalani,
Holy Month of ramad On Hr thirty six by Laalani,
Eat Outfiteer twenty twenty five, HR thirty eight by Lalani,
Mother's Day Hr thirty nine by Lalani. Let's pause it
right there for lovedy blahadi blah blah.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
We did this this legislative session in Texas. We're not
gonna do a lot of state politics. But I just
want to make a point here. The biggest conservative state
in the Union right now has done nothing this legislative
session but passed a bunch of Muslim holidays. I wish
I was being hyperbolic. That's pretty much it. That just
sounds insane. Why you're not you don't have plans for
Pakistani Day? This yuarability, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Pretty much going to do the same thing I do
every Pakistani Day? Or an Arab worship month or whatever
they got.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
For there is this news stary Todam. It's just a coincidence.
I'm sure this doesn't play into what we're talking about,
but that Pakistani is a country that actually leads internationally
for the most amount of inbreeding going on the UH
And I'm look, I'm against this report. I find this
to be offensive that they would even publish this. But
there's some guy out there, some academic scholar, that wants
(15:37):
you to know that inner family breeding is a big
problem in that particular part of the world. I don't
agree that. You know, that's a cultural difference that I
think you're being all judging.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Calling it a problem makes you the problem. You that's
just a culture excuse that was dozens of years ago.
It's it's that culture. Well, you don't get to say, well,
I think diversity is our strength. Yeah, yeah, I always have.
But yeah, okay, don't try. Don't trust China. China is asshole.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
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