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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In fact, recently people have criticized us for not being
political enough, which is really giving us whiplash.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we get it from both sides. You're not doing enough,
you're doing too much, which means we're probably right in
that sweet spot.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So yeah, why did the show get so damn political
all of a sudden, just overnight?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Like that?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
One day I turned it on and you're telling a
funny joke about some dude who thinks grandma it don't matter.
But then I want to hear the gramma joke. Yeah
you know, yeah, well you know what Grandpa she did.
If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be trying
to hump granny.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And heways right about that too.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But they say we got too political, right, But we
didn't get political. To quote the great John Walton, the
world did, right, We didn't get political at all.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We've tried to come up with topics that we could
talk about now that wouldn't be political, and I'm not
sure we ever found one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But have you ever noticed how if you go hard
to the left on politics? The view Conan O'Brien, Colbert,
Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, nobody thinks you're being political. You
don't get it. No one accuses Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy
Kimmel of being too political. They only accuse you of
being too political if you're being conservative or libertarian or
(01:13):
right wing. If you start to sound like a maga
guy or a tea party guy, oh that's very political.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But if you start talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
BLM or feminism on some late night talk show, no
one accuses you of being political.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, Leftism's fine, it's it's it's it's center right. That's
what's too political.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We talk about sports and can't avoid politics. You talk
about movies and TV, entertainment world, all the politics rears.
It's ugly head. Everything we discuss, now, somebody's got to
turn it into a political battle.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know what. I don't like it. I don't like that.
It's like that at all.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's why instead of giving you politics, we give you this.
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
All right, girls, it's time once again for the National
sect Head Report.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And it's brought to you by Kenny Webster's comedy tour.
Next weekend, Friday and Saturday, New Orleans and Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Get ready, here they come. You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We've been accused of being too political. It's called the
right Side of Comedy. The Gulf of America Tour will
be in New Orleans one week from tonight, that is
good Friday, Friday, April eighteenth, at Southport Hall. Chad Praether,
Jesse Peyton and I will then be traveling from Southport
Hall Saturday night, April nineteenth, will be in Hattiesburg at Bruskis.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We've got a lot of emails about that Bruceki's place. Man,
guys like you're gonna love it. Man, you have a
great time at Bruce Keach. That's cool, man bet partly
because of you know, the Bruce ks.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Tickets available right now at Watchchad dot com or at
jessesfunny dot com. You'll also find a link to the
New Orleans show at the top of my ex account.
My name's Kenny Webster. You could find me at Kenneth R.
Webster on Twitter. So gander at that all right today.
Technically this could have been a Florida Man report, but
it got awfully specific. And also, I will tell you
(03:09):
right away a little treat incoming here. You're about to
hear a SoundBite from Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd. I
know you like him right now. This is a really
weird story. As a Catholic and a Christian, I have
to think the thought of washing someone's feet, it's kind
of biblical, right, But what about when a fully grown
adel has a child washed their feet in a sexual way?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Kind of changes things a little right? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, in this case, the assistant principle of Polk County
Middle School has been arrested after she why is it
always a woman allegedly behaved inappropriately with a thirteen year
old boy. Meet doctor Kiva Lark, age fifty three. She's
been charged three Yeah, she's been charged with lude conduct
and lude offense against a student by an authority figure.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's a law over there in Florida. You ought not.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
She's the principal of Lake Marion Creek Middle School.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Thank the principle, no better.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
This all happened just a week or so April fourth,
a little earlier this week. She's been placed on administrative leave.
The Sheriff's office said the incident occurred after the victim
was sent to the office due to behavior issue, and
while in the office, she the young boy was told
to rub the principal's feet since he didn't have anything
better to do with his hands. That is really bizarre,
(04:23):
and so the child removed her shoes and placed her
legs across the victim's lap. Uh huh, and he did
as he was told. He was heard scold the teacher.
The principal was heard scolding the boy for not rubbing
her feet correctly and demonstrate how she would prefer to
be massaged by rubbing the child's arm and shoulder.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
A coworker demonstrated on film, Yeah, and then rub me
like this.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
A coworker heard the principle tell the student how she
loved having her feet rubbed by him. A witness heard
the principle tell the victim that she was doing this
well and there would be a reward. She wanted to
know what foreplay was like with him and his girlfriend,
thirteen year old.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A witness tall detectives that Lark told the witness she
crossed the line during the incident. During a forensicaans An
interview with the victim, he said that Lark referred to
him as sexy chocolate while passing him in the hallway
at school. Thirteen year old boy had a nickname. The
principal game a thirteen year old boy the nickname sexy Chocolate. Anyway,
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here is Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Was he? What a sheriff Grady him? Just like I'd
like to know? Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
She had a thirteen year old child that was at
her school rub her feet. She didn't think he was
massaging him the right way, so she massaged his arms
and then made the statement like this will help teach
you for play for when you have a girlfriend. We
calmed the parents down and said, look, she's going to
be held accountable for this outrageous conduct.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Bro Sexy Chocolate is just such weird weird people out
in this world.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's starting to think that we're the only normal ones.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The only thing they could make that weirder is if
somehow the kid was a white kid.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You know what I mean? Well, I think the nickname
would have changed slightly. You know what would you call it?
White chocolate? That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Sexy vanilla, sexy vanilla, sexy sexy caramel.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
What else? What do we leave it out here? What's
another one, you know, they it can't just be those
two fibers.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well no, no, there's no other ways you could go.
But all of it would be wrong, would it not?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did she refer to the Native American student as a
sexy strawberry?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Or I don't think now you better noted and ready
to rock.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
We're all gonna get lay. Do I look like the
kind of brother that would be unsure about something like that?
D Johnson? Your research shows poor people? What e poor people?
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It says actually some poor people are happier than rich people.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh? Oh good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
How did I to have the job of doing research
on poor people? You have to go out to the
where the poor people live and you know, ask them
questions and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well, it's all relative.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Someone might not have a lot of money, but if
they have a few people in their house that love them,
doesn't that mean they're rich in other ways?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Kenny, you're so nice? Yea.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I was looking up the golf rules earlier, or not
all the rules specifically, but just the kind of stuff
that gets people in trouble. Because this rookie, the amateur golfer.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
We were talking about earlier.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Jose Jose, he hed in the creek at the Masters
Golf tournament, and they're very touchy about breaking the rules.
You break the rules in golf, and god knows there's
millions of them, they get really mad. And I came
across this story of a guy, an older guy named
a Gary Player. Apparently he used to be a thing,
you know, it was good and his son who was
(07:57):
kicked out of the Master's Golf tournament forever because he
held up a little what they call a sleeve of
golf balls. They come in these little boxes that you know,
can get like three three balls in a box.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, So he held up a sleeve of these golf
balls that happened to be a brand name that it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Was competing with the sponsor of the event.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
They are it was a marketing stunt for his dad,
these golf balls that they were a sponsor of his
His dad, that particular player, he uses these golf balls.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, it was during the starting.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ceremony where they honor the old champions, and they had
the old champions out there, so he knew he was
going to be on camera, so he stood right behind
him and he just, you know, held that box of
golf balls. Up where it was real obvious what he
was doing. It was an advertising ploy. Well, people noticed,
and the guys from the Masters reached out into him.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You're banned for life.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What if he's the greatest golfer on earth, he still
can't a pee because he held the golf one of.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The greatest golfers at the Master's son And about four
years ago they said, you're not coming back.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Are they gonna? Are they gonna crack down on the pier?
I mean that's not allowed either. Huh, Yeah, I don't know.
I would assume a big difference.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
One of them advertise on television, sponsorship and all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't think nobody sponsored the pee.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, And frankly it got us to talk more about
the Masters than we probably would have. So maybe the
guy urinating in a creek actually helped.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The Do they need the publicity? I mean, the biggest
golf tournament ever, isn't it? Are you gonna watch?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Anybody is anyone in the show I'm gonna watch?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Do put The.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Masters on occasionally over a weekend when I know it's happening,
like this weekend, because I just love the landscaping, the course,
is beautiful. It's just wasted on the that you know,
it's golf.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, golf does suck. I agree, And people that like
golf are usually degenerates. Yeah, that's just what I've noticed,
you know, noticed to all the people that like golfer
usually scumbags.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Most of the golfers will say that about your radio types, though, one.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Hundred percent and no, not wrong. They'd be right. No,
I mean yeah, we'd agree with them on that, no
doubt about it will be.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Goldberg wants you to suck it up and pay more taxes,
but not tariffs.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, they hate tariffs, but taxes are great. That's an
actual thing that happened on the show this week. She
went on and on about how.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
People need to pay more taxes in the United States,
but not tariffs, not an import export tax. And you're
probably thinking, wasn't that just a different kind of tax?
What's the difference? She said, Wow, one taxes racial and George.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
These last eleven weeks and this is not going away
because he's putting a ninety day pause on it.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Well, you know, a ninety day pause doesn't mean anything
to anyone because people are, as you say, struggling with everything.
They're living with on a day to day basis. Now
you know what we're fighting against. But I also believe
that it's very important to remind people that now is
the time for each and every one of us to
suck it up and make sure that we know what
(11:12):
we need to take care of.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
If you're in an area where.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
The school district it is losing, then you got to
pay a little more taxes and you got to help
the schools out. If you're finding that your libraries are
falling apart, you have to give more. This is where
we come and we cannot pause right here.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's not where the View comes in. Guys, this is fantastic.
She is an idiot.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There have been episodes of the View where they've contradicted
something they said earlier in the show or in a
previous episode of the show. But this is a woman
that went from criticizing tariffs two seconds later saying Americans
aren't paying enough taxes. Not just like in the same rant,
but even another person. It was the same person.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
In the same sentence.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Huh, nothing separating that, but a comma that is outstanding. Wow,
would be going, I mean, you have said some dumb
crap before but that is truly by what be Goldberg standards,
that's impressive.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, speaking of paying your taxes, some of argued that
guys like Bill Gates don't pay enough taxes.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And I don't know that. I'm one of those people.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I get the impression rich people do pay a lot
of taxes, but I don't really get to look at
their income tax returns.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Not they probably don't pay a percentage wise. They probably
don't pay as much as we do percentage wise because
they just have better accountants and better ways around some
of those loopholes. But like Trump said, if you want
them to pay more taxes, then change the law, right
because they're they're not breaking the law. And the greatest
(12:40):
one to me was Warren Buffett years ago when he
said he wasn't paying enough.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There is no law prevents you from paying more than
your requirement.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And when they send you your tax return because you
overpay it and got some write offs and subsidies, you
don't have to cash that check, send it back, tell
them you don't want yeah, rip it in half. Well
they don't anyway. One of those billionaires, we wonder about
how much they pay in taxes, would be Bill Gates.
Bill Gates is pretty much wrong on everything except for
nuclear power. But that's not the point of this. Bill
(13:12):
Gates has never stepped foot on his six hundred forty
four million dollars super yacht. He has a six hundred
and forty four million dollar super yacht. He's never been
on it. He staired of the water, and he's about
to sell the vessel to a former NHL goalie turned billionaire.
According to a report today, it's a three hundred and
ninety foot ship called the Breakthrough. That's that's the best
(13:34):
name you could come up for it, that break Through.
It was built by a Dutch ship bolt builder back
in twenty twenty one, launched three years later as the
world's first hydrogen powered super yacht. It's equipped with amenities
fit for a billionaire, including two large bedrooms, its own
infinity pool, a helipad, a spot. It's got a gym,
of course. It's an eco friendly super yacht. It runs
(13:56):
on green energy. It's only a mission being water thanks
to a twenty eight ton vacuum sealed tank that powers
the ship with liquid liquid hydrogen and so. Anyway, Gates
has never really confirmed he commissioned the superyacht. It's been
widely reported it belongs to the thirteenth richest person on
the planet.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That'd be Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
But even with all the lavish amenities the revolutionary technology,
Bill Gates is ready to part ways with it. He's
going to sell it to a Canadian billionaire and CEO
of a company called Green for Life, Patrick da Vigie,
who has been linked to it now. He's apparently used
to play for the Edmonton Oilers before becoming.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
A Yeah, it's a hockey.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, he was the goalie for it, and then he
became a billionaire with a company called Green for Life
environmental because you know, when you're an environmentalist, you become
a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, because that's just how it works.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That makes sense, right, Name another thing you could do
that's charitable that would make you billions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No, that's it.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list all of his wild maga behavior.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
In fact, recently people have criticized us for not being
political enough, which is really giving us whiplash.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, we get it from both sides. You're not doing enough,
you're doing too much, which means we're probably right in
that sweet spot.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
So yeah, why did the show get so damn political
all of a sudden, just overnight?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Like that?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
One day I turned it on and you're telling a
funny joke about some dude who thinks grandma it don't matter.
But then I want to hear the gramma joke. Yeah
you know, yeah, well you know what Grandpa she did.
If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be trying
to hump granny.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And heways right about that too.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
But they say we got too political, right, But we
didn't get political. To quote the great John Walton, the
world did, right, We didn't get political at all.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We've tried to come up with topics that we could
talk about now that wouldn't be political, and I'm not
sure we ever found one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But have you ever noticed how if you go hard
to the left on politics? The view Conan O'Brien, Colbert,
Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, nobody thinks you're being political. You
don't get it. No one accuses Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy
Kimmel of being too political. They only accuse you of
being too political if you're being conservative or libertarian or
(01:13):
right wing. If you start to sound like a maga
guy or a tea party guy, oh that's very political.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But if you start talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
BLM or feminism on some late night talk show, no
one accuses you of being political.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, Leftism's fine, it's it's it's it's center right. That's
what's too political.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We talk about sports and can't avoid politics. You talk
about movies and TV, entertainment world, all the politics rears.
It's ugly head. Everything we discuss, now, somebody's got to
turn it into a political battle.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know what. I don't like it. I don't like that.
It's like that at all.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's why instead of giving you politics, we give you this.
In some countries, teachers abuse their students. In America, teachers
seduce their students.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
All right, girls, it's time once again for the National
sect Head Report.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And it's brought to you by Kenny Webster's comedy tour.
Next weekend, Friday and Saturday, New Orleans and Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Get ready, here they come. You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We've been accused of being too political. It's called the
right Side of Comedy. The Gulf of America Tour will
be in New Orleans one week from tonight, that is
good Friday, Friday, April eighteenth, at Southport Hall. Chad Praether,
Jesse Peyton and I will then be traveling from Southport
Hall Saturday night, April nineteenth, will be in Hattiesburg at Bruskis.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We've got a lot of emails about that Bruceki's place. Man,
guys like you're gonna love it. Man, you have a
great time at Bruce Keach. That's cool, man bet partly
because of you know, the Bruce ks.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Tickets available right now at Watchchad dot com or at
jessesfunny dot com. You'll also find a link to the
New Orleans show at the top of my ex account.
My name's Kenny Webster. You could find me at Kenneth R.
Webster on Twitter. So gander at that all right today.
Technically this could have been a Florida Man report, but
it got awfully specific. And also, I will tell you
(03:09):
right away a little treat incoming here. You're about to
hear a SoundBite from Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd. I
know you like him right now. This is a really
weird story. As a Catholic and a Christian, I have
to think the thought of washing someone's feet, it's kind
of biblical, right, But what about when a fully grown
adel has a child washed their feet in a sexual way?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Kind of changes things a little right? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, in this case, the assistant principle of Polk County
Middle School has been arrested after she why is it
always a woman allegedly behaved inappropriately with a thirteen year
old boy. Meet doctor Kiva Lark, age fifty three. She's
been charged three Yeah, she's been charged with lude conduct
and lude offense against a student by an authority figure.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's a law over there in Florida. You ought not.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
She's the principal of Lake Marion Creek Middle School.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Thank the principle, no better.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
This all happened just a week or so April fourth,
a little earlier this week. She's been placed on administrative leave.
The Sheriff's office said the incident occurred after the victim
was sent to the office due to behavior issue, and
while in the office, she the young boy was told
to rub the principal's feet since he didn't have anything
better to do with his hands. That is really bizarre,
(04:23):
and so the child removed her shoes and placed her
legs across the victim's lap. Uh huh, and he did
as he was told. He was heard scold the teacher.
The principal was heard scolding the boy for not rubbing
her feet correctly and demonstrate how she would prefer to
be massaged by rubbing the child's arm and shoulder.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
A coworker demonstrated on film, Yeah, and then rub me
like this.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
A coworker heard the principle tell the student how she
loved having her feet rubbed by him. A witness heard
the principle tell the victim that she was doing this
well and there would be a reward. She wanted to
know what foreplay was like with him and his girlfriend,
thirteen year old.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A witness tall detectives that Lark told the witness she
crossed the line during the incident. During a forensicaans An
interview with the victim, he said that Lark referred to
him as sexy chocolate while passing him in the hallway
at school. Thirteen year old boy had a nickname. The
principal game a thirteen year old boy the nickname sexy Chocolate. Anyway,
(05:24):
here is Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Was he? What a sheriff Grady him? Just like I'd
like to know? Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
She had a thirteen year old child that was at
her school rub her feet. She didn't think he was
massaging him the right way, so she massaged his arms
and then made the statement like this will help teach
you for play for when you have a girlfriend. We
calmed the parents down and said, look, she's going to
be held accountable for this outrageous conduct.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Bro Sexy Chocolate is just such weird weird people out
in this world.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's starting to think that we're the only normal ones.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
The only thing they could make that weirder is if
somehow the kid was a white kid.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You know what I mean? Well, I think the nickname
would have changed slightly. You know what would you call it?
White chocolate? That's the thing.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Sexy vanilla, sexy vanilla, sexy sexy caramel.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
What else? What do we leave it out here? What's
another one, you know, they it can't just be those
two fibers.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well no, no, there's no other ways you could go.
But all of it would be wrong, would it not?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did she refer to the Native American student as a
sexy strawberry?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Or I don't think now you better noted and ready
to rock.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
We're all gonna get lay. Do I look like the
kind of brother that would be unsure about something like that?
D Johnson? Your research shows poor people? What e poor people?
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It says actually some poor people are happier than rich people.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh? Oh good? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
How did I to have the job of doing research
on poor people? You have to go out to the
where the poor people live and you know, ask them
questions and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Well, it's all relative.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Someone might not have a lot of money, but if
they have a few people in their house that love them,
doesn't that mean they're rich in other ways?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Kenny, you're so nice? Yea.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I was looking up the golf rules earlier, or not
all the rules specifically, but just the kind of stuff
that gets people in trouble. Because this rookie, the amateur golfer.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
We were talking about earlier.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Jose Jose, he hed in the creek at the Masters
Golf tournament, and they're very touchy about breaking the rules.
You break the rules in golf, and god knows there's
millions of them, they get really mad. And I came
across this story of a guy, an older guy named
a Gary Player. Apparently he used to be a thing,
you know, it was good and his son who was
(07:57):
kicked out of the Master's Golf tournament forever because he
held up a little what they call a sleeve of
golf balls. They come in these little boxes that you know,
can get like three three balls in a box.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, So he held up a sleeve of these golf
balls that happened to be a brand name that it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Was competing with the sponsor of the event.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
They are it was a marketing stunt for his dad,
these golf balls that they were a sponsor of his
His dad, that particular player, he uses these golf balls.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Well, it was during the starting.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Ceremony where they honor the old champions, and they had
the old champions out there, so he knew he was
going to be on camera, so he stood right behind
him and he just, you know, held that box of
golf balls. Up where it was real obvious what he
was doing. It was an advertising ploy. Well, people noticed,
and the guys from the Masters reached out into him.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
You're banned for life.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
What if he's the greatest golfer on earth, he still
can't a pee because he held the golf one of.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
The greatest golfers at the Master's son And about four
years ago they said, you're not coming back.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Are they gonna? Are they gonna crack down on the pier?
I mean that's not allowed either. Huh, Yeah, I don't know.
I would assume a big difference.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
One of them advertise on television, sponsorship and all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't think nobody sponsored the pee.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, And frankly it got us to talk more about
the Masters than we probably would have. So maybe the
guy urinating in a creek actually helped.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
The Do they need the publicity? I mean, the biggest
golf tournament ever, isn't it? Are you gonna watch?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Anybody is anyone in the show I'm gonna watch?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Do put The.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Masters on occasionally over a weekend when I know it's happening,
like this weekend, because I just love the landscaping, the course,
is beautiful. It's just wasted on the that you know,
it's golf.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, golf does suck. I agree, And people that like
golf are usually degenerates. Yeah, that's just what I've noticed,
you know, noticed to all the people that like golfer
usually scumbags.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Most of the golfers will say that about your radio types, though, one.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Hundred percent and no, not wrong. They'd be right. No,
I mean yeah, we'd agree with them on that, no
doubt about it will be.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Goldberg wants you to suck it up and pay more taxes,
but not tariffs.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No, they hate tariffs, but taxes are great. That's an
actual thing that happened on the show this week. She
went on and on about how.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
People need to pay more taxes in the United States,
but not tariffs, not an import export tax. And you're
probably thinking, wasn't that just a different kind of tax?
What's the difference? She said, Wow, one taxes racial and George.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
These last eleven weeks and this is not going away
because he's putting a ninety day pause on it.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Well, you know, a ninety day pause doesn't mean anything
to anyone because people are, as you say, struggling with everything.
They're living with on a day to day basis. Now
you know what we're fighting against. But I also believe
that it's very important to remind people that now is
the time for each and every one of us to
suck it up and make sure that we know what
(11:12):
we need to take care of.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
If you're in an area where.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
The school district it is losing, then you got to
pay a little more taxes and you got to help
the schools out. If you're finding that your libraries are
falling apart, you have to give more. This is where
we come and we cannot pause right here.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's not where the View comes in. Guys, this is fantastic.
She is an idiot.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
There have been episodes of the View where they've contradicted
something they said earlier in the show or in a
previous episode of the show. But this is a woman
that went from criticizing tariffs two seconds later saying Americans
aren't paying enough taxes. Not just like in the same rant,
but even another person. It was the same person.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
In the same sentence.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Huh, nothing separating that, but a comma that is outstanding. Wow,
would be going, I mean, you have said some dumb
crap before but that is truly by what be Goldberg standards,
that's impressive.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, speaking of paying your taxes, some of argued that
guys like Bill Gates don't pay enough taxes.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
And I don't know that. I'm one of those people.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I get the impression rich people do pay a lot
of taxes, but I don't really get to look at
their income tax returns.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Not they probably don't pay a percentage wise. They probably
don't pay as much as we do percentage wise because
they just have better accountants and better ways around some
of those loopholes. But like Trump said, if you want
them to pay more taxes, then change the law, right
because they're they're not breaking the law. And the greatest
(12:40):
one to me was Warren Buffett years ago when he
said he wasn't paying enough.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
There is no law prevents you from paying more than
your requirement.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And when they send you your tax return because you
overpay it and got some write offs and subsidies, you
don't have to cash that check, send it back, tell
them you don't want yeah, rip it in half. Well
they don't anyway. One of those billionaires, we wonder about
how much they pay in taxes, would be Bill Gates.
Bill Gates is pretty much wrong on everything except for
nuclear power. But that's not the point of this. Bill
(13:12):
Gates has never stepped foot on his six hundred forty
four million dollars super yacht. He has a six hundred
and forty four million dollar super yacht. He's never been
on it. He staired of the water, and he's about
to sell the vessel to a former NHL goalie turned billionaire.
According to a report today, it's a three hundred and
ninety foot ship called the Breakthrough. That's that's the best
(13:34):
name you could come up for it, that break Through.
It was built by a Dutch ship bolt builder back
in twenty twenty one, launched three years later as the
world's first hydrogen powered super yacht. It's equipped with amenities
fit for a billionaire, including two large bedrooms, its own
infinity pool, a helipad, a spot. It's got a gym,
of course. It's an eco friendly super yacht. It runs
(13:56):
on green energy. It's only a mission being water thanks
to a twenty eight ton vacuum sealed tank that powers
the ship with liquid liquid hydrogen and so. Anyway, Gates
has never really confirmed he commissioned the superyacht. It's been
widely reported it belongs to the thirteenth richest person on
the planet.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
That'd be Bill Gates.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
But even with all the lavish amenities the revolutionary technology,
Bill Gates is ready to part ways with it. He's
going to sell it to a Canadian billionaire and CEO
of a company called Green for Life, Patrick da Vigie,
who has been linked to it now. He's apparently used
to play for the Edmonton Oilers before becoming.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
A Yeah, it's a hockey.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, he was the goalie for it, and then he
became a billionaire with a company called Green for Life
environmental because you know, when you're an environmentalist, you become
a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, because that's just how it works.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That makes sense, right, Name another thing you could do
that's charitable that would make you billions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
No, that's it.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list all of his wild maga behavior.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
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