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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Department of La County has released the official death certificate
and cause of death for one Val Kilmer because death
has been confirmed as pneumonia.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but that's not how he died.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Other you know, other problems, other ailments, did you know?
Probably add to that, a cute hypoxic respiratory failure, chronic
respiratory failure, a squamous carson.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, and something called cancer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But in the movie where he was the guy the shoot,
the Western Holiday, yeah, he was Doc Holiday, they called
him a lunger, so I guess they kind of liked
the fact that in real life he died from lung problems.
It's just like the Coliday had.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Billy is over here rolling his eyes at your explanation.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Have that really bothered you?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's just sad to hear somebody, you know, they're in
over their head, that's all.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, Like, why are you trying to explain toumbestone? You
got Billy ed right here? Aren't you embarrassed for yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I know, not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That is unbelievable, how bad that was. I loved Tombstone.
But I guess to your point, you raise it, you know,
he's right, it's a Doc Holiday had some health issues.
But didn't he have syphilis or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wouldn't that it? But he was a lunger. I just
remember them calling him that, that guy that he didn't like,
Johnny Ringo. That was him, Johnny Ringo, Johnny Ringo. No,
that's not it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think that's something else. No, Okay, he's done it now.
He's just going too far. It's just embarrassing. Just to
the rest of it's just embarrassing. All right, let's go
to Scotland.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Secrets have been locked away for over a half a century.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
In a lock that's right, that's Scotland.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
An underwater camera deployed in nineteen seventy and an attempt
to capture images of the Lochness Monster, of course, was
accidentally recovered yesterday and it boasts some of incredible photos.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's remarkable that the housing has kept the camera drive
for the past fifty five years, said Adrian Shine of
the Lochness Project.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I doubt it, which has been hunting for Nassi since
the seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The gadget was one of six cameras sent down into
the loch in nineteen seventy by a Chicago biologist named
Roy mckel of the Lochness Investigation Bureau.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Why wouldn't the people in Scotland do it themselves? Why
do they have to have some guy come over from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You got a problem with some guy from Chicago coming
over to help out?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, just sticking his beacon there where nobody needs it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Never seemed like it bothered you before, and I suddenly
have an issue with that. This gentleman had hoped to
get definited footage of the legendary cryptid, which was spawned
thousands of so called sightings over the years, including a
particularly captivating one last month of a slithery mass in
the lake. The camera then lay forgotten for over a
half a century until it was encountered by an autonomous
(02:57):
marine submersible known as Body mcboat face. You think I'm kidding.
It's called that's the name of it, Body mcmowface. Body
mcboat face operates under the UK's National Oceanography Center, and
so they're scouring the depths and that's when mcboat face
inadvertently snagged the mooring of the monster Cam nearly six
(03:19):
hundred feet down.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's where they discovered it. It was there.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
They were quite impressed by this indigenous camera trap, which
was equipped with a built in flashcube, so four pictures
could be snapped when a bait line was taken, perhaps
by the so called Lochness Monster, Prove.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It wasn't go ahead, Proven I'm not fighting on it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
He was amazed that such a complex camera had managed
to stay dry in its casing for all those years
so far down and most importantly, yield viable film when opened.
To Monster Lever's chagrin, the cam didn't capture any picks
of NeSSI, but the photos that were deployed and developed
provided a fascinating visual map of the murky depths of
the Lockness. The film and the camera were subsequently handed
(04:01):
over to the Locknest Center in some town I can't
pronounce because it's in Sweden of course, Scotland anyway. Unfortunately,
the existence of Nassi remains as murky as the waters
in which it allegedly resides.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So murky pictures from an old, old camera. That's the news.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, wow, pretty pretty exciting.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, what do you want. We've been on the air
for four hours. This is the stuff we say for
the end of the show. I'm not saying it's the
most exciting thing in the news.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm afraid to report to you that Eric Dane has
been diagnosed with ALS.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's not good. You know who Eric Dane is, I'm sure,
I mean obviously I know.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, And he's from the popular band The he was
involved in the he's a chef.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Actor? Oh yeah? Cool? Wow? What's Mike Steamy? Like a
porn or something that was nickname on a show Gray's Anatomy.
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't watch it anymore either, but I am aware
of who he is. Is that still something like ghost
ship or some kind of ship that survived the pulse
or I don't know. I didn't watch that either, But
he's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Wow. Well rest in peace to him. No als als,
So that's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
In that Louke Garrigg's disease, Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How Louke Garrett got his disease that had the same
name as him? Yeah, weird? You every think about how
weird then?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Is?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Who was al is Al's disease? Yeah? I never understood
that either. Oh yeah, I know, y'all don't understand a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Johnny Carson was America's ultimate late Night host. The comedian's
most beloved gig was obviously hosting The Tonight Show with
Johnny Carson thirty seasons. You guys, from the sixties to
the nineties, his nephew, Jeff Zotzing worked alongside his uncle,
starting off as a receptionist in the seventies, finally became
a producer in the nineties, and now he's come out
(05:50):
with all these stories about what it was like to
be around Johnny Carson back in the day. His nephew
reveals there was a reason Johnny Carson would not ride
in a helicopter every day.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They are all. I think yesterday we found a pretty
good reason not to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, they offered to take him to work every day
in a helicopter, and he would not do it because,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Lily was probably smart enough to realize him things will
plummet to the earth.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
If you crash, if your plane's engine stops working, you
can glide down to the earth.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But when a helicopter, all planes will kill you too.
Don't think you won't die in an airplane crash.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He drove in from Malibu toward the end of the show.
It took him two hours to get there from Malibu,
which was just a nightmare. He driver, did he have
a driver? Well, it says he drove, but I don't know. Anyway,
there were heavy rainstorms, and he would tell him, you know,
you could take a helicopter. We could pick you up
at the sheriff's station and land at NBC lot here.
We could do that every day if you want. And
he said no. He flew out of Malibu. He timed it,
(06:47):
he flew back to NBC. It was, you know, he
didn't like it, didn't enjoy being on the helicopter. He said,
he felt and made him uncomfortable. He was scary and
then rightfully so. And the cost back then, by the way,
was three hundred dollars each. He said, Jeff, who spends
six hundred dollars a day to go to work? What
kind of person do you think? I am the kind
of guy that makes thousands of dollars a day for
(07:08):
that if you want.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But he was a fairly frugal with that money as well. Yeah,
that and a lot of ex wives took most of it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I heard.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, the family killed in the Hudson River helicopter crash.
We're celebrating the birthday of one of their children. According
to a report, that is so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
They even posted pictures of them getting on the helicopter.
The pictures are so bizarre. How did they get these
pictures to the I guess they must have posted them. Oh,
the Helicopter Tours LC had the photos. I get it,
and they provided him to the post. I was gonna say, boy,
someone found those on their social media account pretty quick here,
but that would explain it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They were with a tourism company, so they naturally like
to publicize those sort of things, especially him being big
CEO of international corporation like that. Yeah, they thought it
was going to be great publicity. It turns out just
the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I feel like those photos are not going to help
with the business model.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, No, aim to have a serious problem controlling your.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Raid Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So I tried flirting with an indigenous woman from the Arctic,
but it turns out she wasn't really into it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's the funniest part is the people's look, the look
on people's faces.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I knew you wouldn't get it. Nah, It's okay, she
went into it. She wasn't inuit Inuit? Whatever Billy had Inuit?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
How about stupid criminal story that people get those they're
they're fun to listen to.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, yeah, well but first math on the radio. All right,
it's a mistake. We've told you before. I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But this is such simple math. I'm pretty sure we
can all handle this right. Well, in a it's an
article called the Painful Parade of Zeros. They're talking about
our thirty six trillion dollar national debt, because that's a
lot of zeros in a trillion dollars. So then they ask,
(09:05):
how long would it take to spend a trillion dollars
if you spent one million dollars a day. Now that
the easy math is it would take a million days. Okay,
one million dollars a day for a million days would
get you to a that's how much a trillion is
(09:25):
at a million million. But they wanted to know in years,
So obviously you just do the math with the three
sixty five and it turns out if you spend a
million dollars a day every day for two thousand, seven
hundred and forty years, yeah, you would hit the trillion
dollar mark.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Now, multiply that by thirty six.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It'll take you like ninety eight thousand days to spend
a trillion dollars. It's just beyond the comprehension of our
brain sometimes how much that is.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Sometimes when I have to travel to you with you
to an event, mister Kenneth, I feel.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like it's ninety eight thousand days. I heard that, you know,
just sitting there with you. It's just not necessary. At
the airport, listening to you go on and on.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Get a thing from that flight attendant that told people
to just be nice.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Just can't be nice? Did she mean to be nice
to you?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
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criminals and then there's these criminals.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
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the way.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Uh boy, I'll tell you what if you hadn't gone
over there to take a look at what they got
in that website yet you I'm not gonna say you stupid.
I'm just saying you're getting a look behind the rest
of us. So you want to catch up.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
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April twentieth, you the Big Four to twenty celebration you're
probably having at your house this year, which is also Easter.
By the way, she is legal everywhere and they bring
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Heywood Harvest dot com. Check it out all right.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So we got a forty five year old woman in
Utah and for some reason, her name is Anime Martinez
and she's how old of the famed Martina's founders of
the Utah area. She's forty five. Wow, that's really old. Yeah,
and you think old enough to know better. But she
has committed a crime. She led police on a high
(11:21):
speed chase. One of the cops that he clocked her
up to and maybe beyond one hundred and twenty miles
an hour a woman driving. Everybody in Utah is lucky
to be alive. They started the pursuit, high speed chase.
She you know, back one hundred miles away from where
she started. They were finally able to spike her tires.
(11:44):
They've been trying and the first time didn't work. So
the second time they spiked one of her tires and
she had to pull over with a you know, flat tire,
pull over inside of the road. The police surrounded the car,
but she wouldn't lower her window or come out of
the car. She refused to exit the vehicle. So after
(12:05):
about forty minutes of this standoff, the cops got a
call from Triple A and they're like, what are you
calling us for? Well, Triple A says they got a
call from the woman in the car asking them to
come and fix her flat.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
They forwarded the car to the police, and the cops
on the scene then. I don't know if they told
them that they were from Triple A or exactly, but
they got her to come out of the car.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
She calls flat flat tart repair while the cops are
surrounding her car because they're the ones that flattened it.
I mean, she thought if they fixed the flat, she
could get out of that could take off again.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's actually pretty genius, it is, except it didn't work. Well,
then it's stupid. It was right there, wow, but then
it just didn't work. You know, that's remarkable. I never
heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, at least people are. They're thinking they I'll be thinking, right,
but they're thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's hard to believe.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
But there was once a time when no one had
ever heard sports and news on the radio. In fact,
today is a very historic day in radio and sports history.
On this day, April eleventh, nineteen twenty one, the first
ever radio broadcast of a sporting event took place. It
was a boxing match between Johnny Ray and Johnny Dundee,
which was fascinating for different reasons because there was two
white guys boxing.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, that's usually like really late at night on ESPN eight.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Anyway, we tracked down the historic audio and we can
have a listen for the first time ever, you guys,
Johnny Ray and.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The gold Trunk Snooks left Talk Counters with a.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Rabbit punch to the kidney. Dundee felt that one he's
in pain, he can understand.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Dundee is saved by the bell. Someone get him an addle, jesuck.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And if you're looking for fast acting pain relief, this
round has brought you by opium, warm and pulp. And
it's back to look at the factory find opium and
a dead near you.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It appears our fighters are ready to return to the ring.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Dundee Onney see on his feets. Tony Ray appears to
be taunting Dundee. He's twisting his mustache. Tody rayap here
on the board, Dundee and kiss. Oh, I've never seen
such disrespect the blocks and ring of my life.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
There's a different time then, things were different. Oh, I'm
curious about that advertiser. Do you think they you know,
you think they're still advertising. You think they want to.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All to get somebody over there. Well, good one name
hot little sales gals to run over there and see
if we can't get sponsored by.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Oh ye, by the way, that news that audio broadcast,
that's definitely real that you just heard. Of course, that
was from katie Ka and Pittsburgh. It was the first
ever licensed radio station I've heard of. It isn't that weird? Pittsburgh,
katie Ka, Pittsburgh was ahead of the Gamut. There they
were the ones. They were Johnny on the spot. Well,
they were Johnny Dundee on the spot. They were back
in the day. Will there be some watching white guys
(14:47):
box each other?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Is there just crazy funny? That is hilarious? Dude, Hey mister, oh,
what do you got planning this weekend? Anything fun and
exciting going on?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This This one of those things where when you ask
me what I'm doing, you really want.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
To just tell us what you'd I was trying to
figure out what to do this weekend. To be honest,
I don't really have anything going on.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, I'm not doing anything that you would want to
be a part of. No, No, I'll probably be you know,
watching the Mascles all weekend long.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're just gonna watch golf all weekend. Of course, that's
all I do.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh well, then you wouldn't be interested in this. I
won't even tell you about it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I thought you didn't have anything. Well I don't, but
I was just invited if.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
This was an opportunity for this is that thing where
somebody asks you what you do it this weekend, and
really all they want to do is tell you.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Okay, tell us what you would tell us.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, I got invited to a rave party by a
bunch of sorority girls and they said I could only
go if I could bring a handsome, older black guy
with me.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But I I guess I don't know any so I'll
have to tell him.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I guess I could record some of the bassles, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, I've got a little machine at the house
that'll record TV shows.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's that machine called?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I have no idea you John Johnny got anything don't
forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened to
all the way to the end. Does that mean we're
going away now never to be heard again.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
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Department of La County has released the official death certificate
and cause of death for one Val Kilmer because death
has been confirmed as pneumonia.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but that's not how he died.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Other you know, other problems, other ailments, did you know?
Probably add to that, a cute hypoxic respiratory failure, chronic
respiratory failure, a squamous carson.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, and something called cancer. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
But in the movie where he was the guy the shoot,
the Western Holiday, yeah, he was Doc Holiday, they called
him a lunger, so I guess they kind of liked
the fact that in real life he died from lung problems.
It's just like the Coliday had.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Billy is over here rolling his eyes at your explanation.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Have that really bothered you?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's just sad to hear somebody, you know, they're in
over their head, that's all.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, Like, why are you trying to explain toumbestone? You
got Billy ed right here? Aren't you embarrassed for yourself?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I know, not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That is unbelievable, how bad that was. I loved Tombstone.
But I guess to your point, you raise it, you know,
he's right, it's a Doc Holiday had some health issues.
But didn't he have syphilis or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wouldn't that it? But he was a lunger. I just
remember them calling him that, that guy that he didn't like,
Johnny Ringo. That was him, Johnny Ringo, Johnny Ringo. No,
that's not it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I think that's something else. No, Okay, he's done it now.
He's just going too far. It's just embarrassing. Just to
the rest of it's just embarrassing. All right, let's go
to Scotland.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Secrets have been locked away for over a half a century.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
In a lock that's right, that's Scotland.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
An underwater camera deployed in nineteen seventy and an attempt
to capture images of the Lochness Monster, of course, was
accidentally recovered yesterday and it boasts some of incredible photos.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It's remarkable that the housing has kept the camera drive
for the past fifty five years, said Adrian Shine of
the Lochness Project.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I doubt it, which has been hunting for Nassi since
the seventies.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The gadget was one of six cameras sent down into
the loch in nineteen seventy by a Chicago biologist named
Roy mckel of the Lochness Investigation Bureau.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Why wouldn't the people in Scotland do it themselves? Why
do they have to have some guy come over from Chicago.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You got a problem with some guy from Chicago coming
over to help out?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, just sticking his beacon there where nobody needs it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Never seemed like it bothered you before, and I suddenly
have an issue with that. This gentleman had hoped to
get definited footage of the legendary cryptid, which was spawned
thousands of so called sightings over the years, including a
particularly captivating one last month of a slithery mass in
the lake. The camera then lay forgotten for over a
half a century until it was encountered by an autonomous
(02:57):
marine submersible known as Body mcboat face. You think I'm kidding.
It's called that's the name of it, Body mcmowface. Body
mcboat face operates under the UK's National Oceanography Center, and
so they're scouring the depths and that's when mcboat face
inadvertently snagged the mooring of the monster Cam nearly six
(03:19):
hundred feet down.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's where they discovered it. It was there.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
They were quite impressed by this indigenous camera trap, which
was equipped with a built in flashcube, so four pictures
could be snapped when a bait line was taken, perhaps
by the so called Lochness Monster, Prove.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It wasn't go ahead, Proven I'm not fighting on it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
He was amazed that such a complex camera had managed
to stay dry in its casing for all those years
so far down and most importantly, yield viable film when opened.
To Monster Lever's chagrin, the cam didn't capture any picks
of NeSSI, but the photos that were deployed and developed
provided a fascinating visual map of the murky depths of
the Lockness. The film and the camera were subsequently handed
(04:01):
over to the Locknest Center in some town I can't
pronounce because it's in Sweden of course, Scotland anyway. Unfortunately,
the existence of Nassi remains as murky as the waters
in which it allegedly resides.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
So murky pictures from an old, old camera. That's the news.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, wow, pretty pretty exciting.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, what do you want. We've been on the air
for four hours. This is the stuff we say for
the end of the show. I'm not saying it's the
most exciting thing in the news.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm afraid to report to you that Eric Dane has
been diagnosed with ALS.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That's not good. You know who Eric Dane is, I'm sure,
I mean obviously I know.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, And he's from the popular band The he was
involved in the he's a chef.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Actor? Oh yeah? Cool? Wow? What's Mike Steamy? Like a
porn or something that was nickname on a show Gray's Anatomy.
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't watch it anymore either, but I am aware
of who he is. Is that still something like ghost
ship or some kind of ship that survived the pulse
or I don't know. I didn't watch that either, But
he's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Wow. Well rest in peace to him. No als als,
So that's not good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
In that Louke Garrigg's disease, Yeah, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How Louke Garrett got his disease that had the same
name as him? Yeah, weird? You every think about how
weird then?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Is?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Who was al is Al's disease? Yeah? I never understood
that either. Oh yeah, I know, y'all don't understand a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Johnny Carson was America's ultimate late Night host. The comedian's
most beloved gig was obviously hosting The Tonight Show with
Johnny Carson thirty seasons. You guys, from the sixties to
the nineties, his nephew, Jeff Zotzing worked alongside his uncle,
starting off as a receptionist in the seventies, finally became
a producer in the nineties, and now he's come out
(05:50):
with all these stories about what it was like to
be around Johnny Carson back in the day. His nephew
reveals there was a reason Johnny Carson would not ride
in a helicopter every day.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They are all. I think yesterday we found a pretty
good reason not to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, they offered to take him to work every day
in a helicopter, and he would not do it because,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Lily was probably smart enough to realize him things will
plummet to the earth.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
If you crash, if your plane's engine stops working, you
can glide down to the earth.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
But when a helicopter, all planes will kill you too.
Don't think you won't die in an airplane crash.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He drove in from Malibu toward the end of the show.
It took him two hours to get there from Malibu,
which was just a nightmare. He driver, did he have
a driver? Well, it says he drove, but I don't know. Anyway,
there were heavy rainstorms, and he would tell him, you know,
you could take a helicopter. We could pick you up
at the sheriff's station and land at NBC lot here.
We could do that every day if you want. And
he said no. He flew out of Malibu. He timed it,
(06:47):
he flew back to NBC. It was, you know, he
didn't like it, didn't enjoy being on the helicopter. He said,
he felt and made him uncomfortable. He was scary and
then rightfully so. And the cost back then, by the way,
was three hundred dollars each. He said, Jeff, who spends
six hundred dollars a day to go to work? What
kind of person do you think? I am the kind
of guy that makes thousands of dollars a day for
(07:08):
that if you want.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But he was a fairly frugal with that money as well. Yeah,
that and a lot of ex wives took most of it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I heard.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, the family killed in the Hudson River helicopter crash.
We're celebrating the birthday of one of their children. According
to a report, that is so sad.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
They even posted pictures of them getting on the helicopter.
The pictures are so bizarre. How did they get these
pictures to the I guess they must have posted them. Oh,
the Helicopter Tours LC had the photos. I get it,
and they provided him to the post. I was gonna say, boy,
someone found those on their social media account pretty quick here,
but that would explain it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
They were with a tourism company, so they naturally like
to publicize those sort of things, especially him being big
CEO of international corporation like that. Yeah, they thought it
was going to be great publicity. It turns out just
the opposite.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I feel like those photos are not going to help
with the business model.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, No, aim to have a serious problem controlling your.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Raid Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So I tried flirting with an indigenous woman from the Arctic,
but it turns out she wasn't really into it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's the funniest part is the people's look, the look
on people's faces.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I knew you wouldn't get it. Nah, It's okay, she
went into it. She wasn't inuit Inuit? Whatever Billy had Inuit?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
How about stupid criminal story that people get those they're
they're fun to listen to.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, yeah, well but first math on the radio. All right,
it's a mistake. We've told you before. I don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But this is such simple math. I'm pretty sure we
can all handle this right. Well, in a it's an
article called the Painful Parade of Zeros. They're talking about
our thirty six trillion dollar national debt, because that's a
lot of zeros in a trillion dollars. So then they ask,
(09:05):
how long would it take to spend a trillion dollars
if you spent one million dollars a day. Now that
the easy math is it would take a million days. Okay,
one million dollars a day for a million days would
get you to a that's how much a trillion is
(09:25):
at a million million. But they wanted to know in years,
So obviously you just do the math with the three
sixty five and it turns out if you spend a
million dollars a day every day for two thousand, seven
hundred and forty years, yeah, you would hit the trillion
dollar mark.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Now, multiply that by thirty six.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It'll take you like ninety eight thousand days to spend
a trillion dollars. It's just beyond the comprehension of our
brain sometimes how much that is.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Sometimes when I have to travel to you with you
to an event, mister Kenneth, I feel.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Like it's ninety eight thousand days. I heard that, you know,
just sitting there with you. It's just not necessary. At
the airport, listening to you go on and on.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Get a thing from that flight attendant that told people
to just be nice.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Just can't be nice? Did she mean to be nice
to you?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Oh it's okay, because there are intelligent, genius, brilliant, mastermind
criminals and then there's these criminals.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh yeah, we talked to you buy heywood Harvest by
the way.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Uh boy, I'll tell you what if you hadn't gone
over there to take a look at what they got
in that website yet you I'm not gonna say you stupid.
I'm just saying you're getting a look behind the rest
of us. So you want to catch up.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Still not too late to put in your arder for
April twentieth, you the Big Four to twenty celebration you're
probably having at your house this year, which is also Easter.
By the way, she is legal everywhere and they bring
it right to your door. Promo code W and J
Heywood Harvest dot com. Check it out all right.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
So we got a forty five year old woman in
Utah and for some reason, her name is Anime Martinez
and she's how old of the famed Martina's founders of
the Utah area. She's forty five. Wow, that's really old. Yeah,
and you think old enough to know better. But she
has committed a crime. She led police on a high
(11:21):
speed chase. One of the cops that he clocked her
up to and maybe beyond one hundred and twenty miles
an hour a woman driving. Everybody in Utah is lucky
to be alive. They started the pursuit, high speed chase.
She you know, back one hundred miles away from where
she started. They were finally able to spike her tires.
(11:44):
They've been trying and the first time didn't work. So
the second time they spiked one of her tires and
she had to pull over with a you know, flat tire,
pull over inside of the road. The police surrounded the car,
but she wouldn't lower her window or come out of
the car. She refused to exit the vehicle. So after
(12:05):
about forty minutes of this standoff, the cops got a
call from Triple A and they're like, what are you
calling us for? Well, Triple A says they got a
call from the woman in the car asking them to
come and fix her flat.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
They forwarded the car to the police, and the cops
on the scene then. I don't know if they told
them that they were from Triple A or exactly, but
they got her to come out of the car.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
She calls flat flat tart repair while the cops are
surrounding her car because they're the ones that flattened it.
I mean, she thought if they fixed the flat, she
could get out of that could take off again.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's actually pretty genius, it is, except it didn't work. Well,
then it's stupid. It was right there, wow, but then
it just didn't work. You know, that's remarkable. I never
heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, at least people are. They're thinking they I'll be thinking, right,
but they're thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's hard to believe.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
But there was once a time when no one had
ever heard sports and news on the radio. In fact,
today is a very historic day in radio and sports history.
On this day, April eleventh, nineteen twenty one, the first
ever radio broadcast of a sporting event took place. It
was a boxing match between Johnny Ray and Johnny Dundee,
which was fascinating for different reasons because there was two
white guys boxing.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, that's usually like really late at night on ESPN eight.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Anyway, we tracked down the historic audio and we can
have a listen for the first time ever, you guys,
Johnny Ray and.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
The gold Trunk Snooks left Talk Counters with a.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Rabbit punch to the kidney. Dundee felt that one he's
in pain, he can understand.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Dundee is saved by the bell. Someone get him an addle, jesuck.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And if you're looking for fast acting pain relief, this
round has brought you by opium, warm and pulp. And
it's back to look at the factory find opium and
a dead near you.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
It appears our fighters are ready to return to the ring.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Dundee Onney see on his feets. Tony Ray appears to
be taunting Dundee. He's twisting his mustache. Tody rayap here
on the board, Dundee and kiss. Oh, I've never seen
such disrespect the blocks and ring of my life.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
There's a different time then, things were different. Oh, I'm
curious about that advertiser. Do you think they you know,
you think they're still advertising. You think they want to.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All to get somebody over there. Well, good one name
hot little sales gals to run over there and see
if we can't get sponsored by.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Oh ye, by the way, that news that audio broadcast,
that's definitely real that you just heard. Of course, that
was from katie Ka and Pittsburgh. It was the first
ever licensed radio station I've heard of. It isn't that weird? Pittsburgh,
katie Ka, Pittsburgh was ahead of the Gamut. There they
were the ones. They were Johnny on the spot. Well,
they were Johnny Dundee on the spot. They were back
in the day. Will there be some watching white guys
(14:47):
box each other?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Is there just crazy funny? That is hilarious? Dude, Hey mister, oh,
what do you got planning this weekend? Anything fun and
exciting going on?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This This one of those things where when you ask
me what I'm doing, you really want.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
To just tell us what you'd I was trying to
figure out what to do this weekend. To be honest,
I don't really have anything going on.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, I'm not doing anything that you would want to
be a part of. No, No, I'll probably be you know,
watching the Mascles all weekend long.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You're just gonna watch golf all weekend. Of course, that's
all I do.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Oh well, then you wouldn't be interested in this. I
won't even tell you about it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I thought you didn't have anything. Well I don't, but
I was just invited if.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
This was an opportunity for this is that thing where
somebody asks you what you do it this weekend, and
really all they want to do is tell you.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Okay, tell us what you would tell us.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, I got invited to a rave party by a
bunch of sorority girls and they said I could only
go if I could bring a handsome, older black guy
with me.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
But I I guess I don't know any so I'll
have to tell him.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Now.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I guess I could record some of the bassles, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, I've got a little machine at the house
that'll record TV shows.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's that machine called?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I have no idea you John Johnny got anything don't
forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened to
all the way to the end. Does that mean we're
going away now never to be heard again.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
from you.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, so, what's the big deal? Go to Walton Johnson
dot com today. I'm told there's a store. Oh yes,
we do have a lovely store and you could buy
things there. Walton Johnson dot com. What's not to love
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