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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well as you hear. By the way, speaking of Texas,
I didn't mean to make Louisiana, you know, like make
it sound like it was just danger and gunfire. There,
French quarter fests, Strawberry Fest, all the troubling Baker that
we've been hearing about. Because in the Houston area we
(00:21):
had the Crosby you know where Crosby, Texas, Crosby parking
Lot takeover. That's the thing. It starts out with a
bunch of cars doing dangerous things, and then it usually
winds up with you know, gunshots. One dead, six injured
in the Crosby parking Lot takeover. Also, a house in
(00:43):
Austin exploded yesterday. I saw that that is not normal.
You know, if houses just exploded randomly all the time,
I think people would quit living in them.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And meanwhile, he in Memphis, a man fatally shoots his
brother in a domestic dispute, And and there's brother d
though a team shot and killed during a food truck
festival at tom Lee Park. And then there's this headline
man accused of firing shots at two sisters. I kill you,
he shouts, so only he was trying to probably didn't
(01:15):
well anyway, They arrested him.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He's in general, so probably don't spit a lot of
time down at the range making sure you can control
it good gun controls about hitting what jaimin at ain't.
I'm glad those people don't go to the range. I'm
glad to I'm glad to say, and that you know,
running you know, you hardly ever want to run and
hold the gun above your head and turn it sideway.
(01:37):
He's hard to do. And then throw the bullets out
of the gun when you squeeze the trigger, because they
always have to seem to want to pump their hand
when they're shooting the gun.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We saw a video of one of the types of
gentlemen who shoots a gun that way at an actual
gun range. He missed the target, went through a full clip,
and then at the end of it, you ain't hit nothing,
he says. The funniest thing I ever heard his. But
he goes, you didn't hit anything, and he goes, sometimes
it be like that, though it do he said, it'd
be like that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Though oh yeah, well you know, maybe it was the weekend,
because you know, the weekend is do what it do?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Baby, Oh, I don't have that SoundBite in front of
me a mom and she was funny Compton, California.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Didn't her son get killed? I don't know if it
was her stepson or what, but somebody in the family.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The news anchor asked this mom, your son died, he
was killed in a shootout, and the mom says to
the TV news reporter, well, it's the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He can't do what it do though, you know, that's
all I know. He gonna do? What? What? What? It's that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, the fact that it's the weekend isn't a justification
for your friend.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's like somebody's
house blowing up. Well, it was the weekend, you know,
they do that on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Try explaining the terrifford to those people, or or try
explaining the terrafford to these people.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Legend how many people you see? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You just heard those people talk for twenty seconds. They
are speaking English, correct, that's correct. Those people were all
born in America. There, that's the only language they speak.
That's their first language. What did they say, I'll give
you a thousand bucks right now? What did they say?
You can give be ten thouars? And then I still
wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'll give you a million dollars. I would tell you
could not could not tell you all. Oh, if I
told you what they said, you couldn't tell me. They
didn't I mean honestly, So a million dollars, then you're
gonna get a million dollars. Yeah, I'm sure the chicks
into Yeah, don't don't cash it yet. Uh, I'm gonna
post date it for you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
An ex Alabama policeman allegedly wounded by a fellow officer
filing a suit claiming wrongful termination.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh my police were shooting each other. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Former police officers now looking to sue the city and
the police chief, alleging he was wrongly fired after a
fellow officer accidentally shot him during a shootout two years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ryan Pinion.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It was an experienced canine officer and a patrolman at
the time of his injury. In November of twenty twenty three,
police were dispatched to Sand Valley Road on reports of
a suspicious person in the town of Wananta, and upon approach,
the suspects fled into the nearby woods.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A shootout ensued. Yeah, and that's how it is, cop buddy. Yeah, yeah,
I guess we're not buddies now. Really.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My favorite ye, My favorite news story today though, is this.
We now take you to Mississippi, where a beloved pet
tortoise has been reunited with its family weeks after disappearing
in a Mississippi tornadoes.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That had to be an emotional moment for the people
and for the tortoise. I'm sure Myrtle is a cherished
pet tortoise. We love Myrtle. Everyone loves murdos. So great turtle.
We love turtles. There's Cocomo. That's not the island down
in the out in the water. It's a Mississippi. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think in that song you're referring to Cocomo is
not a place Billy ed, but this is.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But there is a Kokomo. I just don't think it's
down there by whatever all the mother islands.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Myrtle has been reunited with its family in Mississippi, weeks
after disappearing during a deadly tornado outbreak in March.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's been a couple of weeks. I bet that thing
had gotten nearly a block away. Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Myrtle's owner is a pretty blonde lady named Tiffany Emmanuel.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well now I see why you like the story.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I like the story because it's a sweet story about
a family being really anyway, Tiffany says, it's been We've
been through a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's been through a lot. I know that he knows
just as much as I do. Well, we'll never know
the adventures Myrtle had. Is Myrtle a boy? It says it.
I don't think they know. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The lady who found the tortoise called Tiffany and she
said she had run into the they were looking for
the owners. She said, I think we've got him. They're
going to call you soon. She was excited. The owners
did call. They got the tortoise. Emmanuel is now nursing
Myrtle back to health. Tiffany, I just want to let
you know if you're out there and you need help
with your tortoise, I'm here to comfort you and comfort Myrtle.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And that wasn't Tiffany that you just had on the screen.
That was fair of falset. No, this is Tiffany. Okay,
there's Tiffany. There's Tiffany. Tiffany looks cute. Yeah, she's no
Fara false. She's a sweet girl. I'm not sure why
you had Pharaoh. I just a commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
All I know about Tiffany is she's blonde and she
wears a tank top. Honestly, I don't know how old
she is or anything. It's a thumbnail on the screen,
a little picture. But I just I'm just glad that
Tiffany got Myrtle back. She seems like a sweet lady,
and I'm you know, I just wish Myrtle could talk.
Fills my heart with joy to know him here about
those adventures I would like to know absolutely. So that's
(06:34):
what's going on in Mississippi today. And obviously Earth Day
is the theme all month right now here on the
Walton and Johnson Show. We're all excited about Earth Day
that's coming out April twenty second, But.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Today is all This is all the excitement I need
for one day. We don't have to promote excitement coming
up later. We got six women traveling to space today
and it's a it's a first in well America, the world,
maybe even the whole day universe. Six women in space.
How many conversations will they be having simultaneously during this
(07:07):
eleven minute flight? You know what, I thought it was
gonna make the plant grow they could study in a plant.
See if it grows faster in space, it's all that
all that carbon dioxide. These women will be spewed in
that little cabin. I upset that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Helen Ready wasn't invited to perform on the ship with them.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Would there not a big room, Helen Ready for a
microphone and woman income? You did it, women.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got on a space ship purchased by a guy,
built by a company, with a male CEO, designed by
a male space engineer, with an all male flight crew, and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
A woman power. Yeah, girl power. By the way, those
black dudes that were talking a while ago, they were
talking about the first female space flight. Obviously, no I
want my million dollars. Of course, here you go, I fence.
But it sounds like that's a comedy gobbledygook. Stay for more,
Waltnan Johnson. Apparently, I'm just looking at some of the
(08:04):
emails at Walton Johnson dot com. I think some of
our listeners actually believed you when you said you were
dating some Ruski communist.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So I don't think she's a communist. No, she's a
Russian plates instructor. Yeah, but you're making that up. I
mean you ain't date No, Russian. One of the women
are serious. Yeah, well, I have a lot of girlfriends.
One of them is a Russian plate's instructors, So can
you believe him?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah? What would be the point of lying about that?
Oh well, then Matthew's got a little update for you here.
He says, I thought you were a kidding and so
I thought he was way off. Now he's on the money. Here,
be careful, Kenny. There is a well known Russian XSVR
agent who goes around posing as a fitness instructor. She
may also have some type of venereal issue that she
(08:52):
would try to then pass along to you. Her name
is Fedlana Ruchikakov.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Is this something out of a movie? Is just like
he's heard about it? This isn't like a rocky and
bowlingkle thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh he's he's keeping up with the news. Apparently China
is not the only one sending over hoody bonds. Well,
not to worry.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'm saving myself for my second marriage. Oh good for you,
I've saved my virginity. You're back to being a virgin,
that's true, born again. Yeah, well, if you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Managed to go an entire three day weekend without getting
any then technically, in a man's world, you are back
to being a virgin.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Listen, mister Kenneth, it's Holy week. We're not just gonna
bang all day.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know. This is a time for God's.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and then of course Sunday's Easter.
That's why I will be on the road this weekend
doing a comedy tour with Chad Prather and Jesse Peyton.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But you wasn't going to be back in time for
Churchill Sundays.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
All right, We do not have a gig booked on
Sunday morning, but on Friday, April eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's Good Friday. It's this Friday night. We will be
at Southport.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hall in New Orleans, and tickets are still for sale
right now, but I guarantee you they'll saw it at
some point. You can get tickets at Watchchad dot com.
You can get tickets at jesse isfunny dot com. That's
Jesse Peyton or Chad Prather. And then of course there's
a link at the top of my page. Saturday, April nineteenth,
we will be in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That's just like the next night, and you could do both shows.
Go to New Orleans and then you go to Hashburg
and then you see two. Oh, that'd be the best
way to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And then you'll and then you'll know if the show's
different every night or not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's not. But no, you don't know that until you Oh, no,
so Friday, and won't won't you be somewhere around where
that woman you was talking about on a TV show?
Where she's from? Which TV show? Oh, Parker Posey? Up? Yeah,
we got several emails when we said we didn't know
where she was from. That people in Laurel, Mississippi. You're
quite proud of the fact that Parker Posy's from Laurel, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I love her, I know you do. I think she's adorable.
I've had a crush on her since I was a
little kid. She's fifty six now. They make her look
like a mom on the show. But when you see
her out doing a publicity to her, she looks good.
She's still a beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So yeah, if you saw the show Best in Show
about the Dog Show, she was the one who had
the dog that had to have his busy bee and she,
oh my god, she plays a I'm not sure how
to describe that person, but that be not just yuppie
but attention deficit disorder. Perhaps, I don't know what. Is
(11:33):
she psychotic? Maybe? But it's fun when she's doing it.
She has such a cute voice too. She tell me something, really,
how do you sleep at night? I use it? Wonderful? Okay,
let's not play sound bite, so that listening to them first. Okay. Also,
somebody had a question about the waffle house fighting.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh huh, Yeah, there was a fight at a waffle house.
You can watch the video on the Walton and Johnson Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They must have seen that. They would have said, where
the Instagram waffle house fight. I'm in Biloxi and we
just had spring black spring break. The videos from last
year were amazing, but they didn't say, we're this new
one took what waffle house? Was it? Do we know?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If anyone could figure that out, go watch the video
right now on the Walling and Johnson Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
See if you could take a guess at that one.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Can we count the waffle houses one time between like
New Orleans and we really.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
From the Mississippi line all the way over and I
think we got eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Sometimes there's a waffle house right down the street from
a waffle We can see it from the waffle house
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh yeah, it's up there on the freeway.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And we can't make fun of them because here in
the city where we live, there are Starbucks that you
could see from other Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
There's a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks next
door to a bookstore with a Starbucks in it over
there in the River Oaks neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Don't you wonder though, at the waffle house what happened
that was so awful that it got all them people fighting.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm sure whatever it is, it's justified. I'm sure they
had a good excuse.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You suppost have screwed up the hash browns.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
In the video, they're like jumping over the counter, smashing things,
running behind the grill, Like what on earth has the
waffle house staff done to upset you so much?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
The big girl got up on the counter and then
I guess the counter was a little slick, you know,
like like this one is like shirt's got greasy, and well,
she slipped right off of that thing. It was not
designed to have good tractions. She went down hard.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don't know why she thought that the thing could
support even if it did her thinking no, no, I
kind of assume alcohol was involved. And and by the way,
and I know I've made this point a thousand times before,
But how come it never happens when I'm there?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why do I never see this stuff? That's a good question.
I would love to be there when it goes down.
What do you think was Johnny on the spot with
his video camera? You know, the phone obviously, but pull
that pull it out pretty quick and got the video
of it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Look, it's not fair, but in this day and age
we live in, anyone with a modest amount of social
media followers can get paid off of that, right, Like
we can. We don't make a lot of money off
monetizing our social media. Mostly it's just for you know,
promoting the show or whatever. But every month we get
a check for like a hundred bucks from Facebook. And
I got twenty dollars from Twitter over the weekend, and
(14:27):
I thought, well, twenty bucks is twenty bucks. LUs.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I think we sold a couple of T shirts out
of the store, you know, so yeah, I think we
got a like extra seventeen dollars. It's the same thing.
We don't make a lot of money off that, But
most of that money we end up, you know, passing
along to charity and for good causes and that sort
of thing. Yeah, that's not why we do it. It's
not about the Uh. If it was a bunch, if
(14:50):
it was a lot of money, we'd be keeping it. No,
but it's just a it's just a little chump change.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I might as well give it to just pass it along. Well,
you know now that you mention it, if you I
love WJ dot com. Today we've got the the WJ flasks.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
These are cool, man.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You could use these to sneak booze into a comedy
show this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh no, looking at them in different colors. Why he's
gonna sell booze at the comedy show. Yeah, but like
you know, you could sneak your own.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Then the Miami Doge beach towels, how about the Golf
of America.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You can wear. You can take those towels anywhere. It
doesn't have to just be in Miami.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, Yeah, you could take them to Golf Shores, Alabama.
That's where I would go with it. I went to
a rave over the weekend and someone was explaining to
me that they're from Golf Shores, Alabama, and they saw
the same DJ at hangout fest in Golf Shores, Alabama,
and I thought, boy, I bet that was a good time.
And they said no, no, no, the cops were arresting everyone,
uh uh for smoking plants out on the Apparently they
(15:46):
don't they don't want you to smoke marijuana.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
On the beach over there.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I can't even believe people would do that. You're telling
me they had a rave party on a beach somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And somebody brought drugs. I can't believe it. No, no,
don't trust China. China is asshole. You're listening to the
Walton and Johnson radio network
Well as you hear. By the way, speaking of Texas,
I didn't mean to make Louisiana, you know, like make
it sound like it was just danger and gunfire. There,
French quarter fests, Strawberry Fest, all the troubling Baker that
we've been hearing about. Because in the Houston area we
(00:21):
had the Crosby you know where Crosby, Texas, Crosby parking
Lot takeover. That's the thing. It starts out with a
bunch of cars doing dangerous things, and then it usually
winds up with you know, gunshots. One dead, six injured
in the Crosby parking Lot takeover. Also, a house in
(00:43):
Austin exploded yesterday. I saw that that is not normal.
You know, if houses just exploded randomly all the time,
I think people would quit living in them.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And meanwhile, he in Memphis, a man fatally shoots his
brother in a domestic dispute, And and there's brother d
though a team shot and killed during a food truck
festival at tom Lee Park. And then there's this headline
man accused of firing shots at two sisters. I kill you,
he shouts, so only he was trying to probably didn't
(01:15):
well anyway, They arrested him.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
He's in general, so probably don't spit a lot of
time down at the range making sure you can control
it good gun controls about hitting what jaimin at ain't.
I'm glad those people don't go to the range. I'm
glad to I'm glad to say, and that you know,
running you know, you hardly ever want to run and
hold the gun above your head and turn it sideway.
(01:37):
He's hard to do. And then throw the bullets out
of the gun when you squeeze the trigger, because they
always have to seem to want to pump their hand
when they're shooting the gun.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We saw a video of one of the types of
gentlemen who shoots a gun that way at an actual
gun range. He missed the target, went through a full clip,
and then at the end of it, you ain't hit nothing,
he says. The funniest thing I ever heard his. But
he goes, you didn't hit anything, and he goes, sometimes
it be like that, though it do he said, it'd
be like that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Though oh yeah, well you know, maybe it was the weekend,
because you know, the weekend is do what it do?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Baby, Oh, I don't have that SoundBite in front of
me a mom and she was funny Compton, California.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Didn't her son get killed? I don't know if it
was her stepson or what, but somebody in the family.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
The news anchor asked this mom, your son died, he
was killed in a shootout, and the mom says to
the TV news reporter, well, it's the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He can't do what it do though, you know, that's
all I know. He gonna do? What? What? What? It's that?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, the fact that it's the weekend isn't a justification
for your friend.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's the worst thing I've ever heard. It's like somebody's
house blowing up. Well, it was the weekend, you know,
they do that on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Try explaining the terrifford to those people, or or try
explaining the terrafford to these people.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Legend how many people you see? All right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You just heard those people talk for twenty seconds. They
are speaking English, correct, that's correct. Those people were all
born in America. There, that's the only language they speak.
That's their first language. What did they say, I'll give
you a thousand bucks right now? What did they say?
You can give be ten thouars? And then I still
wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'll give you a million dollars. I would tell you
could not could not tell you all. Oh, if I
told you what they said, you couldn't tell me. They
didn't I mean honestly, So a million dollars, then you're
gonna get a million dollars. Yeah, I'm sure the chicks
into Yeah, don't don't cash it yet. Uh, I'm gonna
post date it for you. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
An ex Alabama policeman allegedly wounded by a fellow officer
filing a suit claiming wrongful termination.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh my police were shooting each other. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Former police officers now looking to sue the city and
the police chief, alleging he was wrongly fired after a
fellow officer accidentally shot him during a shootout two years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Ryan Pinion.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It was an experienced canine officer and a patrolman at
the time of his injury. In November of twenty twenty three,
police were dispatched to Sand Valley Road on reports of
a suspicious person in the town of Wananta, and upon approach,
the suspects fled into the nearby woods.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
A shootout ensued. Yeah, and that's how it is, cop buddy. Yeah, yeah,
I guess we're not buddies now. Really.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
My favorite ye, My favorite news story today though, is this.
We now take you to Mississippi, where a beloved pet
tortoise has been reunited with its family weeks after disappearing
in a Mississippi tornadoes.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That had to be an emotional moment for the people
and for the tortoise. I'm sure Myrtle is a cherished
pet tortoise. We love Myrtle. Everyone loves murdos. So great turtle.
We love turtles. There's Cocomo. That's not the island down
in the out in the water. It's a Mississippi. Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think in that song you're referring to Cocomo is
not a place Billy ed, but this is.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But there is a Kokomo. I just don't think it's
down there by whatever all the mother islands.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Myrtle has been reunited with its family in Mississippi, weeks
after disappearing during a deadly tornado outbreak in March.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's been a couple of weeks. I bet that thing
had gotten nearly a block away. Huh.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Myrtle's owner is a pretty blonde lady named Tiffany Emmanuel.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well now I see why you like the story.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I like the story because it's a sweet story about
a family being really anyway, Tiffany says, it's been We've
been through a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's been through a lot. I know that he knows
just as much as I do. Well, we'll never know
the adventures Myrtle had. Is Myrtle a boy? It says it.
I don't think they know. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The lady who found the tortoise called Tiffany and she
said she had run into the they were looking for
the owners. She said, I think we've got him. They're
going to call you soon. She was excited. The owners
did call. They got the tortoise. Emmanuel is now nursing
Myrtle back to health. Tiffany, I just want to let
you know if you're out there and you need help
with your tortoise, I'm here to comfort you and comfort Myrtle.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
And that wasn't Tiffany that you just had on the screen.
That was fair of falset. No, this is Tiffany. Okay,
there's Tiffany. There's Tiffany. Tiffany looks cute. Yeah, she's no
Fara false. She's a sweet girl. I'm not sure why
you had Pharaoh. I just a commercial.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
All I know about Tiffany is she's blonde and she
wears a tank top. Honestly, I don't know how old
she is or anything. It's a thumbnail on the screen,
a little picture. But I just I'm just glad that
Tiffany got Myrtle back. She seems like a sweet lady,
and I'm you know, I just wish Myrtle could talk.
Fills my heart with joy to know him here about
those adventures I would like to know absolutely. So that's
(06:34):
what's going on in Mississippi today. And obviously Earth Day
is the theme all month right now here on the
Walton and Johnson Show. We're all excited about Earth Day
that's coming out April twenty second, But.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Today is all This is all the excitement I need
for one day. We don't have to promote excitement coming
up later. We got six women traveling to space today
and it's a it's a first in well America, the world,
maybe even the whole day universe. Six women in space.
How many conversations will they be having simultaneously during this
(07:07):
eleven minute flight? You know what, I thought it was
gonna make the plant grow they could study in a plant.
See if it grows faster in space, it's all that
all that carbon dioxide. These women will be spewed in
that little cabin. I upset that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Helen Ready wasn't invited to perform on the ship with them.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Would there not a big room, Helen Ready for a
microphone and woman income? You did it, women.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
You got on a space ship purchased by a guy,
built by a company, with a male CEO, designed by
a male space engineer, with an all male flight crew, and.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
A woman power. Yeah, girl power. By the way, those
black dudes that were talking a while ago, they were
talking about the first female space flight. Obviously, no I
want my million dollars. Of course, here you go, I fence.
But it sounds like that's a comedy gobbledygook. Stay for more,
Waltnan Johnson. Apparently, I'm just looking at some of the
(08:04):
emails at Walton Johnson dot com. I think some of
our listeners actually believed you when you said you were
dating some Ruski communist.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So I don't think she's a communist. No, she's a
Russian plates instructor. Yeah, but you're making that up. I
mean you ain't date No, Russian. One of the women
are serious. Yeah, well, I have a lot of girlfriends.
One of them is a Russian plate's instructors, So can
you believe him?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah? What would be the point of lying about that?
Oh well, then Matthew's got a little update for you here.
He says, I thought you were a kidding and so
I thought he was way off. Now he's on the money. Here,
be careful, Kenny. There is a well known Russian XSVR
agent who goes around posing as a fitness instructor. She
may also have some type of venereal issue that she
(08:52):
would try to then pass along to you. Her name
is Fedlana Ruchikakov.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Is this something out of a movie? Is just like
he's heard about it? This isn't like a rocky and
bowlingkle thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh he's he's keeping up with the news. Apparently China
is not the only one sending over hoody bonds. Well,
not to worry.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'm saving myself for my second marriage. Oh good for you,
I've saved my virginity. You're back to being a virgin,
that's true, born again. Yeah, well, if you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Managed to go an entire three day weekend without getting
any then technically, in a man's world, you are back
to being a virgin.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Listen, mister Kenneth, it's Holy week. We're not just gonna
bang all day.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You know. This is a time for God's.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Holy Thursday, Good Friday, and then of course Sunday's Easter.
That's why I will be on the road this weekend
doing a comedy tour with Chad Prather and Jesse Peyton.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But you wasn't going to be back in time for
Churchill Sundays.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
All right, We do not have a gig booked on
Sunday morning, but on Friday, April eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's Good Friday. It's this Friday night. We will be
at Southport.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Hall in New Orleans, and tickets are still for sale
right now, but I guarantee you they'll saw it at
some point. You can get tickets at Watchchad dot com.
You can get tickets at jesse isfunny dot com. That's
Jesse Peyton or Chad Prather. And then of course there's
a link at the top of my page. Saturday, April nineteenth,
we will be in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
That's just like the next night, and you could do both shows.
Go to New Orleans and then you go to Hashburg
and then you see two. Oh, that'd be the best
way to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And then you'll and then you'll know if the show's
different every night or not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's not. But no, you don't know that until you Oh, no,
so Friday, and won't won't you be somewhere around where
that woman you was talking about on a TV show?
Where she's from? Which TV show? Oh, Parker Posey? Up? Yeah,
we got several emails when we said we didn't know
where she was from. That people in Laurel, Mississippi. You're
quite proud of the fact that Parker Posy's from Laurel, Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I love her, I know you do. I think she's adorable.
I've had a crush on her since I was a
little kid. She's fifty six now. They make her look
like a mom on the show. But when you see
her out doing a publicity to her, she looks good.
She's still a beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So yeah, if you saw the show Best in Show
about the Dog Show, she was the one who had
the dog that had to have his busy bee and she,
oh my god, she plays a I'm not sure how
to describe that person, but that be not just yuppie
but attention deficit disorder. Perhaps, I don't know what. Is
(11:33):
she psychotic? Maybe? But it's fun when she's doing it.
She has such a cute voice too. She tell me something, really,
how do you sleep at night? I use it? Wonderful? Okay,
let's not play sound bite, so that listening to them first. Okay. Also,
somebody had a question about the waffle house fighting.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh huh, Yeah, there was a fight at a waffle house.
You can watch the video on the Walton and Johnson Instagram.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
They must have seen that. They would have said, where
the Instagram waffle house fight. I'm in Biloxi and we
just had spring black spring break. The videos from last
year were amazing, but they didn't say, we're this new
one took what waffle house? Was it? Do we know?
You know what?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
If anyone could figure that out, go watch the video
right now on the Walling and Johnson Instagram account.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
See if you could take a guess at that one.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Can we count the waffle houses one time between like
New Orleans and we really.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
From the Mississippi line all the way over and I
think we got eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Sometimes there's a waffle house right down the street from
a waffle We can see it from the waffle house
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Oh yeah, it's up there on the freeway.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And we can't make fun of them because here in
the city where we live, there are Starbucks that you
could see from other Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
There's a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks next
door to a bookstore with a Starbucks in it over
there in the River Oaks neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Don't you wonder though, at the waffle house what happened
that was so awful that it got all them people fighting.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'm sure whatever it is, it's justified. I'm sure they
had a good excuse.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You suppost have screwed up the hash browns.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
In the video, they're like jumping over the counter, smashing things,
running behind the grill, Like what on earth has the
waffle house staff done to upset you so much?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
The big girl got up on the counter and then
I guess the counter was a little slick, you know,
like like this one is like shirt's got greasy, and well,
she slipped right off of that thing. It was not
designed to have good tractions. She went down hard.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I don't know why she thought that the thing could
support even if it did her thinking no, no, I
kind of assume alcohol was involved. And and by the way,
and I know I've made this point a thousand times before,
But how come it never happens when I'm there?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Why do I never see this stuff? That's a good question.
I would love to be there when it goes down.
What do you think was Johnny on the spot with
his video camera? You know, the phone obviously, but pull
that pull it out pretty quick and got the video
of it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Look, it's not fair, but in this day and age
we live in, anyone with a modest amount of social
media followers can get paid off of that, right, Like
we can. We don't make a lot of money off
monetizing our social media. Mostly it's just for you know,
promoting the show or whatever. But every month we get
a check for like a hundred bucks from Facebook. And
I got twenty dollars from Twitter over the weekend, and
(14:27):
I thought, well, twenty bucks is twenty bucks. LUs.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I think we sold a couple of T shirts out
of the store, you know, so yeah, I think we
got a like extra seventeen dollars. It's the same thing.
We don't make a lot of money off that, But
most of that money we end up, you know, passing
along to charity and for good causes and that sort
of thing. Yeah, that's not why we do it. It's
not about the Uh. If it was a bunch, if
(14:50):
it was a lot of money, we'd be keeping it. No,
but it's just a it's just a little chump change.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I might as well give it to just pass it along. Well,
you know now that you mention it, if you I
love WJ dot com. Today we've got the the WJ flasks.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
These are cool, man.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You could use these to sneak booze into a comedy
show this weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh no, looking at them in different colors. Why he's
gonna sell booze at the comedy show. Yeah, but like
you know, you could sneak your own.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Then the Miami Doge beach towels, how about the Golf
of America.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
You can wear. You can take those towels anywhere. It
doesn't have to just be in Miami.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
No, Yeah, you could take them to Golf Shores, Alabama.
That's where I would go with it. I went to
a rave over the weekend and someone was explaining to
me that they're from Golf Shores, Alabama, and they saw
the same DJ at hangout fest in Golf Shores, Alabama,
and I thought, boy, I bet that was a good time.
And they said no, no, no, the cops were arresting everyone,
uh uh for smoking plants out on the Apparently they
(15:46):
don't they don't want you to smoke marijuana.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
On the beach over there.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I can't even believe people would do that. You're telling
me they had a rave party on a beach somewhere.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And somebody brought drugs. I can't believe it. No, no,
don't trust China. China is asshole. You're listening to the
Walton and Johnson radio network
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