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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Trying to get caught up on nineteen twenty three and
White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And you can't watch all these shows at once, especially.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, no, not at the same time. That would be
really confusing. So did you finish any of them?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Why why not make you know, pick a direction and
stick with it and then move to the next, you know, kind.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Of like with love.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I just feel like a variety is better than one
thing all the time. Yeah, I feel like that's that's
for me. I'm at the I'm at the variety of.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
The trouble with a marriage right there. Yeah, that definitely would.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Cause a little problem. I'm thinking from you know, her
point of view. No, that's not since the divorce. Yeah,
that was years ago.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm talking about. Yeah, it was a long time. A
week more. I heard you. No, I'm telling you know,
you don't have to say another word. Man, I'm with you.
I'm down now. You say a nothing you now low
easy way.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
See, when you say it like that, people are going
to this business in the street. People are gonna think
I'm lying, but I'm not. Oh no, Kenny, that's all good.
You know, you're too blessed to be stressed.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
My man, That's all it do is see now you
a playoff from the Himalaya.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, I agreed with one of that, and then the
other part confused me. But then the first part I
didn't agree with. So I guess even down, I guess I.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Found the part of the video where they're making fun
of that girl's teeth. On Saturday Night Live from Lotus,
there's a still shot of the It was pretty mean
and she says, unfunny. They didn't even get the accent right,
and the actress said, you know, I find accuracy very important,
especially if you're going to be making fun of people.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Have you ever looked at Mickjagger's daughter, Georgia May Jagger.
She's a supermodel.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
How old is she? Like? Twelve fifteen? Weren't it range?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know she's been I think she's been an
adult for a while. Let me see if I get
a picture her on the screen. Here, look, so everyone
could see.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Her teeth, are you know a little bigger than maybe
you know some people's front teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's the Stacy Abrams smile.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here's the gap tooth and the rabbit teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Here's what's weird about this, kind of like Cindy Crawford's
mole back in the nineties. This is why she's famous. Yeah,
and it works for you. Ever notice how every o.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That mole moved, you know, from time to time it
would be in different places.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, how did it do that? That was amazing? Her
Dermatologists should look into that. Yeah, they really. But every
hot chick has one thing, do you know what I mean?
They've got one thing that makes them imperfect and usually
because everything else is perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's charming.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And most of the really hot hot chicks out there
think that they've got about a thousand things wrong with them.
That's what you got to learn about pound looking women.
There's a lot of them think there's something wrong with them.
And you can use that for your own game. You
know what I'm saying, Rick, exploit it. That's what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
How would I go about doing that? Mister?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Give me an example. Oh no, I don't give that
away for free. You can join my love Lessons line
if you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wait, wait a second.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
This whole thing was just some kind of an infomercial
for your give advice to guys on how to date program.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
We put the email out there. I'll send the website widget.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know, you can't just promote your stuff on the air.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's not like a comedy show at Southport Hall on
Friday or Bruski's on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No, you can't spend your whole time just doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you can't just shamelessly promote a thing you have
going on this weekend with your buddies who are stand
up comedians in New Orleans and Hatties purg You can't.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can't just do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right, So we talked about the horse in Louisiana,
and I will see you on horse the walmart, that is,
and I will raise you. Crosswalk buttons hacked in Silicon
Valley over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
All that had to be fun.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Huh, the crosswalk buttons in Silicon Valley have been hacked.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you need a sign to tell you when it's
okay to cross the street. I mean, it just aggravates
the Jesus out of me, unless there's one of them crowded,
you know, like New York or something where the crowds
are just you've been on the corner. But like Durano, Colorado,
people will just stand there on the corner, they're in
(03:58):
a car in sight, and I stand.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There because the sun says don't well.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
First of all, it was pointed out to me by
a local recently, pedestrians always have the ride way. You
could blindfold yourself and walk across the intersections and durango
all day long and the cars will all have to stop.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The first time I was ever in Austin, I was
standing on the side of the street.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There were no cars in sights, so I crossed the.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Road against the light everything.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Immediately, a cop walks up to me goes, hey, you
can't just cross the street like that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I said, why not?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He said where are you from? I said Chicago, And
he said how do you do things at Chicago? I
was like, well, we try not to stand around too
long on the street in any place because you could
get mugged or rock exact.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Don't be a target.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And he looked at me, paused, and he goes, all right,
have a good day like that on your way.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
He was like, He's like, you're right, I wouldn't want
you to get murdered just because.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Of this straight Why you run red lights at four
forty five in the morning. Yeah, that's why who said
I did that? No nobody knew that you did that
or not anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So Silicon Valley, some hackers hacked into the crosswalk buttons,
and they added new features with Elon Musk and Mark
Zuckerberg's voices making fun of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And this is what it sounds like.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Wait, Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call
me to zuck. You know, it's normal to feel uncomfortable
or even violated as we forcefully insert AI into every
every facet.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Of your conscious experience.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
And and I just want to assure you you don't
need to worry because there's absolutely nothing you can do
to stop it anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
See yeah, yeah, No, no need to worry because you
can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He raises a great point. I mean, what you know, Steve.
Steve says this to me all the time. He's like,
is worrying helping you with your seemingly mundane problem.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Usually that starts out with you saying, God, I'm really
worried about this or that. Sure, So I asked you,
how long have you been worrying? Have you have you
worried harder?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Have you have you tried worrying extra because you're not
worrying enough.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Because it's not making a difference. So worry more until
it solves your problem.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And then when the problem turns out to be okay,
I'll look at Steveas and be like, see all.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
That worrying paid off.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, if you get to worry about somebody besides yourself,
maybe you should be worrying about Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She is Britbrittin in trouble. I don't know if this
is well. I know it's not normal, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Sure it's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Britney Spears went on a little vacation down to Mexico
and she is seen arriving and it's funny they don't
tell you where in Mexico, but I'm assuming West Coast.
She arrived at the airport in Mexico for a little
beach vaca.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And she's getting off the plane with her bodyguards walking
through the airport. Okay, And one of the big, scary looking,
you know, big muskily bald headed bodyguards is carrying a
baby doll wrapped in a pink blanket.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Why by holding it to his chest as though it's
a real infant.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The little doll's leg and foot could be seen protruding
up from one of the blanket. In one of the photos,
she was trying to keep a low profile with a
black hoodie and sunglasses on. Obviously people knew who it was.
It looks like it didn't wear And there's a picture
now this he's carrying that like it's a real baby.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Obviously sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I would not hold a real baby like that, but
close enough.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And they did mention in the story that Brittany does
have a doll collection. I don't know if she feels
the need to travel with one of her dolls. Is
it like you know, when you need your special needs
dog to a company you own a flight or something.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm just gonna climb out on a limb here and
take a guess with this. She had this crackpie, a
crackpot idea to have him carry the doll while they
walk together, so they would look like a married couple
or something, and then nobody would think it was because
Britney Spears wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A husband and a baby. Clearly something's wrong with that.
It didn't work, Yeah, exactly, Well.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, I mean bringing a doll with you on vacation,
pretending maybe that it's real, pretending it's your real baby.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
That's a problem. That's a sign of some pretty upsetting
mental illness. I think you know what, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know family members. Could you reach out to them
and maybe you see if there's anything we can do,
all right?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Her brother in law's my buddy, and he runs two businesses,
and he's also a dad to a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Couple of really well developed kids.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
One of them I think already has a sports scholarship
at a college.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And real or plastic, they're real people.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, my buddy Jamie, and he's really busy right now
because he's running in the what is it, the Crescent
City Classic this.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Week this coming weekend. You're running too, right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
He's trying to get me to run with him.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I has, your buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I do want to do it, you know, because that's
my thing, is running. I'm good at running.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're gonna be up late the night before doing your
comedy show, I'm sure, but just you know, cut back.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You gave up alcohol for limb so you won't be hungover.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
If it is in for the fact that I have
to host a late night stand up comedy show at
Southport Hall, followed by the next morning. We immediately get
and the bus and head to the next city.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
No, you immediately run the Cresom City Classic first and
then get on the bus and you can sleep on
the ride to Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Well, I don't have an issue with that. It's but
there'd be people waiting on me. And also I run faster. Okay,
thanks Billy, that's how you do that.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do not come, do not come.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm gonna come. The best is.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yet to come, come Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's what we wanted to play. Well, I think you
might be wrong there, Son. No, I think you might
have had it right the first time.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, No, this is important. This is Juicy J of
three six Mafia. But that was Dolly.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You're right, But she didn't perform at Cachella this weekend.
More did nor did she change the cultural zeitgeist.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, she wouldn't do something like that over the weekend.
Leave a zeitgeis loon.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Juicy J, the rapper, record producer, entrepreneur known for his
crunk style and signature heavy breathing and stomping effect, made
a declaration to the white, mostly white audience at Coachella,
and he answered a question we have asked many, many times,
this question, can white kids say the N word if
they're rapping along to the lyrics?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Careful, you're out on a pretty than limb. Now do
you remember years ago? I mean I was We covered
this on the show. There was a white kid at
Coachella watching a Drake concert and he was rapping along
to the lyrics, and.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It did get pretty upsetting.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
They put him up on the screen and he was
saying the N word, just wrapping along.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
He was singing along with the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Rapping is kind of talking, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Right, but still he's just he's mouthing his lyrics along
to his mouth along to the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
We get what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You were with you so far.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He went viral on the internet because people were offended
that this very white like this kid looked like Eddie Haskell.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
He looked like he was right out of Central Casting.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
But he did not a word all the way. He's
a you know, a fan, he's.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
A big Drake fan. But it begged the question, is
this offensive? Did the white kid do something wrong? He's
supporting black culture and over the weekend, Juicy J, while
performing at Coutchella, finally answered.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
The question we have wondered for years.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
What's what's with all the beeping?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
White people can say?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Uh? Will the lyrics go something? F word, N word,
nwards white? And then Juicy J says white people could
say it because he really wanted the people in the
audience to rap along with the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Cause, well, then if he's answered the question and it's okay,
why did you beep it?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Because we can't put the N word or the F
word on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
But he just said it was okay, okay, we have
his permission. I'm not asking the question is it okay
to play it on the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
You don't work for the SCC.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm asking the question, is it okay to wrap along
to the lyrics at a rap concert?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
And remember that was a movie or TV show. Maybe
I don't know, it was a commercial. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Some white kid is in his in his color with
the windows down, and he's he's rapping along and he's
in wording this and that, and all of a sudden,
a car full of actual black people pulls up next
to him and he just kind of rolls is the
window of real slowly and turns down the music right exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
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Speaker 3 (13:21):
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Speaker 3 (13:39):
Goodness, something that you will see if you didn't. When
you ran the marathon a while back, you you ran
down Allen Parkway. You're familiar with that stretch of the
Houston infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's a big road in Houston, Texas, which is the
city where our flagship stations look.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It and it winds along the edge of Buffalo Bayou
and it's it's lovely, especially this time of year. Back
in twenty nineteen, November of twenty nineteen, so a little
over five years sure, the mayor of Houston, Texas at
that time, a Sylvester Turner, sat down with his Highness
(14:18):
the Aga Khan and remarked, wouldn't in the Ishmeili Center
be a great place for all Houstonians to worship?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm sorry, an Ishmaeli Center.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I don't know that's an Islamic worship center ishmel Center.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We've got Epic up in the Dallas forworth.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, and we've got Muslims.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, the pakistanis moving in on the Indians and
sugar Land. But this is inside the loop, very close
to downtown. Okay, the Aga Khan, his Highness agreed with
the Mayor and several prestigious buildings, architects, fish and.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I just realized what you're doing right, and it is.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
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Speaker 1 (15:08):
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Speaker 4 (15:15):
No sponsor.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh, nobody wants to, but one want to sponsor this,
say hang on, we now have an Islamic extremist center
in downtown Houston.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yet well, not downtown.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's on Allen Parkway at the just off the corner
of Allen Parkway and Montrose.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh, that's near my gym.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yes, we could probably get right on over there if
you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We could probably lift it, you know, yeah, the squat it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's kind of a situation though, because it says here
that it is going to be well. I want to
use their words here offering rispite or respite two seekers
of any faith.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh, so I can go in there with my Jewish friends.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Cultural center will also have a cafe, black box, theater,
and social hall. But mainly they want to stress that
they're welcoming people of all faiths well obviously because that
way they either you know, can convert you or if
you refuse conversion, there is the other choice.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
What's the other choice? I do you?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh, that's not gonna happen right away.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
First they want to sit down and talk to you
about why their religion is better than yours.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
We should get a bunch of our Jewish friends and
we'll go down there this weekend and hang out, you know,
since all are welcome, we'll bring our Jewish buddies.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Uh yeah, And this is the week leading up to
Easter Sunday and all Friday's a holiday. I mean, maybe
you want to bring some of your Catholics with you too.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You know, I was just thinking about that. I don't
hate Jews. In fact, I have a lot of Jewish friends.
So when I meet people who hate Jews, it always
confuses me a little.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I don't get it myself.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Now, if you want to hate one specific person and
he happens to be a Jew, but you're hating him
because you know he ran over your foot with a
car or you know, stole your wife or whatever, then
you have a reason that it's not just base. He's
a Jews, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Even this weekend at church, when we were reading the
story a Conscious Pilot and the you know, the the
Jewish community leaders who didn't like Jesus. As I was
listening to the story, I was really trying to see
if I could find the you know, the reason to
be anti Semitic. And even in that story they explain
it's just a small group of Jews that didn't like Jesus.
Most Jews didn't have a problem with him, and you
(17:22):
know it was right. Jesus was a Jew. If you
don't like Jews, maybe you don't like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He was a Jew?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Is that the story? Now?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So I've been trying to figure out why they don't
like Jews, Like, why don't you guys like, you know,
they seem like nice people. I generally like people that
are hard workers, smart people, successful in business. And I
think what it is is is there's a small group
of them, and they're disproportionately successful per capita, right, So
maybe people are threatened by that. And if that's the case,
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and if you added up all the Jews that are
successful in business and entertainment and stuff like that, it's
probably you know, total numbers here, probably not actually that
different than say the number of all the successful Catholics, right,
if you took all the percentages, you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Know, right, exactly?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The only difference being this, as a Catholic, most of
my Catholic friends almost always have a brother in law
or like a son who's a loser. And I don't
think the Jews have as many kids in their family
that are Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Is?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Like if you guys just had more kids that were losers,
would people be as threatened by the successful people in
your family?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Like all my Italian.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Family members who are successful have a brother that's a
coke addict, or you know, as a brother, as a
sister who she was a whore and now she's on
her fifth divorce or something like that.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is that what it is like?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If the Jews just had more loser kids like my
people do, would be less threatened by them.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
So let me ask you it is now in going
with that idea.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know all of them along in that that
chine of avelth in your family? Would you say you
all that person? Well, I probably yeah, I would think so, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I mean absolutely yeah, because a lot of people in
my families are like dentists and lawyers and accounts and architects.
You doing this and I tell fart jokes on the
radio about politicians. I try to explain a two thousand
year old theological dispute between major religions by pointing out
that it might just have to do with coke addict
brother in laws.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I find, do not come, do not come. I'm gonna come.
The best is yet to come.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Come.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Trying to get caught up on nineteen twenty three and
White Lotus and Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And you can't watch all these shows at once, especially.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, no, not at the same time. That would be
really confusing. So did you finish any of them?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Why why not make you know, pick a direction and
stick with it and then move to the next, you know, kind.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Of like with love.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I just feel like a variety is better than one
thing all the time. Yeah, I feel like that's that's
for me. I'm at the I'm at the variety of.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
The trouble with a marriage right there. Yeah, that definitely would.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Cause a little problem. I'm thinking from you know, her
point of view. No, that's not since the divorce. Yeah,
that was years ago.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I'm talking about. Yeah, it was a long time. A
week more. I heard you. No, I'm telling you know,
you don't have to say another word. Man, I'm with you.
I'm down now. You say a nothing you now low
easy way.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
See, when you say it like that, people are going
to this business in the street. People are gonna think
I'm lying, but I'm not. Oh no, Kenny, that's all good.
You know, you're too blessed to be stressed.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
My man, That's all it do is see now you
a playoff from the Himalaya.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, I agreed with one of that, and then the
other part confused me. But then the first part I
didn't agree with. So I guess even down, I guess I.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Found the part of the video where they're making fun
of that girl's teeth. On Saturday Night Live from Lotus,
there's a still shot of the It was pretty mean
and she says, unfunny. They didn't even get the accent right,
and the actress said, you know, I find accuracy very important,
especially if you're going to be making fun of people.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Have you ever looked at Mickjagger's daughter, Georgia May Jagger.
She's a supermodel.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
How old is she? Like? Twelve fifteen? Weren't it range?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't know she's been I think she's been an
adult for a while. Let me see if I get
a picture her on the screen. Here, look, so everyone
could see.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Her teeth, are you know a little bigger than maybe
you know some people's front teeth.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's the Stacy Abrams smile.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here's the gap tooth and the rabbit teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Here's what's weird about this, kind of like Cindy Crawford's
mole back in the nineties. This is why she's famous. Yeah,
and it works for you. Ever notice how every o.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That mole moved, you know, from time to time it
would be in different places.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, how did it do that? That was amazing? Her
Dermatologists should look into that. Yeah, they really. But every
hot chick has one thing, do you know what I mean?
They've got one thing that makes them imperfect and usually
because everything else is perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's charming.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And most of the really hot hot chicks out there
think that they've got about a thousand things wrong with them.
That's what you got to learn about pound looking women.
There's a lot of them think there's something wrong with them.
And you can use that for your own game. You
know what I'm saying, Rick, exploit it. That's what you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
How would I go about doing that? Mister?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Give me an example. Oh no, I don't give that
away for free. You can join my love Lessons line
if you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wait, wait a second.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
This whole thing was just some kind of an infomercial
for your give advice to guys on how to date program.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
We put the email out there. I'll send the website widget.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You know, you can't just promote your stuff on the air.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's not like a comedy show at Southport Hall on
Friday or Bruski's on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
No, you can't spend your whole time just doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you can't just shamelessly promote a thing you have
going on this weekend with your buddies who are stand
up comedians in New Orleans and Hatties purg You can't.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You can't just do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
All right, So we talked about the horse in Louisiana,
and I will see you on horse the walmart, that is,
and I will raise you. Crosswalk buttons hacked in Silicon
Valley over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
All that had to be fun.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Huh, the crosswalk buttons in Silicon Valley have been hacked.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Do you need a sign to tell you when it's
okay to cross the street. I mean, it just aggravates
the Jesus out of me, unless there's one of them crowded,
you know, like New York or something where the crowds
are just you've been on the corner. But like Durano, Colorado,
people will just stand there on the corner, they're in
(03:58):
a car in sight, and I stand.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There because the sun says don't well.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
First of all, it was pointed out to me by
a local recently, pedestrians always have the ride way. You
could blindfold yourself and walk across the intersections and durango
all day long and the cars will all have to stop.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The first time I was ever in Austin, I was
standing on the side of the street.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
There were no cars in sights, so I crossed the.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Road against the light everything.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Immediately, a cop walks up to me goes, hey, you
can't just cross the street like that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I said, why not?
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He said where are you from? I said Chicago, And
he said how do you do things at Chicago? I
was like, well, we try not to stand around too
long on the street in any place because you could
get mugged or rock exact.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Don't be a target.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And he looked at me, paused, and he goes, all right,
have a good day like that on your way.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
He was like, He's like, you're right, I wouldn't want
you to get murdered just because.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Of this straight Why you run red lights at four
forty five in the morning. Yeah, that's why who said
I did that? No nobody knew that you did that
or not anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So Silicon Valley, some hackers hacked into the crosswalk buttons,
and they added new features with Elon Musk and Mark
Zuckerberg's voices making fun of artificial intelligence.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And this is what it sounds like.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Wait, Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg, but real ones call
me to zuck. You know, it's normal to feel uncomfortable
or even violated as we forcefully insert AI into every
every facet.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Of your conscious experience.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
And and I just want to assure you you don't
need to worry because there's absolutely nothing you can do
to stop it anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
See yeah, yeah, No, no need to worry because you
can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He raises a great point. I mean, what you know, Steve.
Steve says this to me all the time. He's like,
is worrying helping you with your seemingly mundane problem.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Usually that starts out with you saying, God, I'm really
worried about this or that. Sure, So I asked you,
how long have you been worrying? Have you have you
worried harder?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Have you have you tried worrying extra because you're not
worrying enough.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Because it's not making a difference. So worry more until
it solves your problem.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And then when the problem turns out to be okay,
I'll look at Steveas and be like, see all.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
That worrying paid off.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, if you get to worry about somebody besides yourself,
maybe you should be worrying about Britney Spears.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She is Britbrittin in trouble. I don't know if this
is well. I know it's not normal, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Sure it's dangerous.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Britney Spears went on a little vacation down to Mexico
and she is seen arriving and it's funny they don't
tell you where in Mexico, but I'm assuming West Coast.
She arrived at the airport in Mexico for a little
beach vaca.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
And she's getting off the plane with her bodyguards walking
through the airport. Okay, And one of the big, scary looking,
you know, big muskily bald headed bodyguards is carrying a
baby doll wrapped in a pink blanket.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Why by holding it to his chest as though it's
a real infant.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
The little doll's leg and foot could be seen protruding
up from one of the blanket. In one of the photos,
she was trying to keep a low profile with a
black hoodie and sunglasses on. Obviously people knew who it was.
It looks like it didn't wear And there's a picture
now this he's carrying that like it's a real baby.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Obviously sort of.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I would not hold a real baby like that, but
close enough.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And they did mention in the story that Brittany does
have a doll collection. I don't know if she feels
the need to travel with one of her dolls. Is
it like you know, when you need your special needs
dog to a company you own a flight or something.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I'm just gonna climb out on a limb here and
take a guess with this. She had this crackpie, a
crackpot idea to have him carry the doll while they
walk together, so they would look like a married couple
or something, and then nobody would think it was because
Britney Spears wouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
A husband and a baby. Clearly something's wrong with that.
It didn't work, Yeah, exactly, Well.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, I mean bringing a doll with you on vacation,
pretending maybe that it's real, pretending it's your real baby.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
That's a problem. That's a sign of some pretty upsetting
mental illness. I think you know what, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You know family members. Could you reach out to them
and maybe you see if there's anything we can do,
all right?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Her brother in law's my buddy, and he runs two businesses,
and he's also a dad to a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Couple of really well developed kids.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
One of them I think already has a sports scholarship
at a college.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
And real or plastic, they're real people.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, my buddy Jamie, and he's really busy right now
because he's running in the what is it, the Crescent
City Classic this.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Week this coming weekend. You're running too, right.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
He's trying to get me to run with him.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I has, your buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I do want to do it, you know, because that's
my thing, is running. I'm good at running.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You're gonna be up late the night before doing your
comedy show, I'm sure, but just you know, cut back.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You gave up alcohol for limb so you won't be hungover.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
If it is in for the fact that I have
to host a late night stand up comedy show at
Southport Hall, followed by the next morning. We immediately get
and the bus and head to the next city.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't think.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
No, you immediately run the Cresom City Classic first and
then get on the bus and you can sleep on
the ride to Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Well, I don't have an issue with that. It's but
there'd be people waiting on me. And also I run faster. Okay,
thanks Billy, that's how you do that.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Thank you, Billy.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do not come, do not come.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
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Speaker 3 (09:28):
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Speaker 4 (09:33):
That's what we wanted to play. Well, I think you
might be wrong there, Son. No, I think you might
have had it right the first time.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, No, this is important. This is Juicy J of
three six Mafia. But that was Dolly.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You're right, But she didn't perform at Cachella this weekend.
More did nor did she change the cultural zeitgeist.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
No, she wouldn't do something like that over the weekend.
Leave a zeitgeis loon.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Juicy J, the rapper, record producer, entrepreneur known for his
crunk style and signature heavy breathing and stomping effect, made
a declaration to the white, mostly white audience at Coachella,
and he answered a question we have asked many, many times,
this question, can white kids say the N word if
they're rapping along to the lyrics?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Careful, you're out on a pretty than limb. Now do
you remember years ago? I mean I was We covered
this on the show. There was a white kid at
Coachella watching a Drake concert and he was rapping along
to the lyrics, and.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
It did get pretty upsetting.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
They put him up on the screen and he was
saying the N word, just wrapping along.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
He was singing along with the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Rapping is kind of talking, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Right, but still he's just he's mouthing his lyrics along
to his mouth along to the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
We get what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
You were with you so far.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
He went viral on the internet because people were offended
that this very white like this kid looked like Eddie Haskell.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
He looked like he was right out of Central Casting.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
But he did not a word all the way. He's
a you know, a fan, he's.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
A big Drake fan. But it begged the question, is
this offensive? Did the white kid do something wrong? He's
supporting black culture and over the weekend, Juicy J, while
performing at Coutchella, finally answered.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
The question we have wondered for years.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
What's what's with all the beeping?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
White people can say?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Uh? Will the lyrics go something? F word, N word,
nwards white? And then Juicy J says white people could
say it because he really wanted the people in the
audience to rap along with the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Cause, well, then if he's answered the question and it's okay,
why did you beep it?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Because we can't put the N word or the F
word on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
But he just said it was okay, okay, we have
his permission. I'm not asking the question is it okay
to play it on the radio.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
You don't work for the SCC.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm asking the question, is it okay to wrap along
to the lyrics at a rap concert?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
And remember that was a movie or TV show. Maybe
I don't know, it was a commercial. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Some white kid is in his in his color with
the windows down, and he's he's rapping along and he's
in wording this and that, and all of a sudden,
a car full of actual black people pulls up next
to him and he just kind of rolls is the
window of real slowly and turns down the music right exactly.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
They didn't think it was okay.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
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All right, Dan, Yeah, this is really interesting because I
was overweight and looked terrible. The ages helped me lose
forty six pounds, So what the age diapline helped me
lose twenty eight pounds.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
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of president and age is not a stimulant.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Age helped me to lose eighteen pounds and it doesn't
enaint anything to make me nervous.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Question, why take diet pills when you could enjoy ag?
Age help you lose weight without making you gitterate.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Okay, now it's a gummy of some kind in the cell.
I didn't know they had gummies. In the seventies.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Back in the late seventies, there was a weight loss
an appetite suppress it called AIDS spelled ay DS.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Once I saw the spelling, but on the radio it's
hard to notice that.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And it was a very popular weight loss and appetite
suppress it for a while, right up until the eighties
when something happened.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
What could it have been, and they cut people from
wanting AIDS.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I don't know what it was, But at any rate,
you don't see that product on the shelves anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Goodness, something that you will see if you didn't. When
you ran the marathon a while back, you you ran
down Allen Parkway. You're familiar with that stretch of the
Houston infrastructure.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's a big road in Houston, Texas, which is the
city where our flagship stations look.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It and it winds along the edge of Buffalo Bayou
and it's it's lovely, especially this time of year. Back
in twenty nineteen, November of twenty nineteen, so a little
over five years sure, the mayor of Houston, Texas at
that time, a Sylvester Turner, sat down with his Highness
(14:18):
the Aga Khan and remarked, wouldn't in the Ishmeili Center
be a great place for all Houstonians to worship?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I'm sorry, an Ishmaeli Center.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I don't know that's an Islamic worship center ishmel Center.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
We've got Epic up in the Dallas forworth.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, and we've got Muslims.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
You know, the pakistanis moving in on the Indians and
sugar Land. But this is inside the loop, very close
to downtown. Okay, the Aga Khan, his Highness agreed with
the Mayor and several prestigious buildings, architects, fish and.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I just realized what you're doing right, and it is.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
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Speaker 1 (15:08):
I now the Daily islam Report, a loch Ba lock Bar,
and it's brought to you by believe it or not.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
No sponsor.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh, nobody wants to, but one want to sponsor this,
say hang on, we now have an Islamic extremist center
in downtown Houston.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yet well, not downtown.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's on Allen Parkway at the just off the corner
of Allen Parkway and Montrose.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh, that's near my gym.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yes, we could probably get right on over there if
you wanted to.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We could probably lift it, you know, yeah, the squat it.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's kind of a situation though, because it says here
that it is going to be well. I want to
use their words here offering rispite or respite two seekers
of any faith.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh, so I can go in there with my Jewish friends.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Cultural center will also have a cafe, black box, theater,
and social hall. But mainly they want to stress that
they're welcoming people of all faiths well obviously because that
way they either you know, can convert you or if
you refuse conversion, there is the other choice.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
What's the other choice? I do you?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Oh, that's not gonna happen right away.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
First they want to sit down and talk to you
about why their religion is better than yours.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
We should get a bunch of our Jewish friends and
we'll go down there this weekend and hang out, you know,
since all are welcome, we'll bring our Jewish buddies.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Uh yeah, And this is the week leading up to
Easter Sunday and all Friday's a holiday. I mean, maybe
you want to bring some of your Catholics with you too.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You know, I was just thinking about that. I don't
hate Jews. In fact, I have a lot of Jewish friends.
So when I meet people who hate Jews, it always
confuses me a little.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I don't get it myself.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Now, if you want to hate one specific person and
he happens to be a Jew, but you're hating him
because you know he ran over your foot with a
car or you know, stole your wife or whatever, then
you have a reason that it's not just base. He's
a Jews, that's not it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Even this weekend at church, when we were reading the
story a Conscious Pilot and the you know, the the
Jewish community leaders who didn't like Jesus. As I was
listening to the story, I was really trying to see
if I could find the you know, the reason to
be anti Semitic. And even in that story they explain
it's just a small group of Jews that didn't like Jesus.
Most Jews didn't have a problem with him, and you
(17:22):
know it was right. Jesus was a Jew. If you
don't like Jews, maybe you don't like Jesus.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He was a Jew?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Is that the story? Now?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So I've been trying to figure out why they don't
like Jews, Like, why don't you guys like, you know,
they seem like nice people. I generally like people that
are hard workers, smart people, successful in business. And I
think what it is is is there's a small group
of them, and they're disproportionately successful per capita, right, So
maybe people are threatened by that. And if that's the case,
(17:50):
and if you added up all the Jews that are
successful in business and entertainment and stuff like that, it's
probably you know, total numbers here, probably not actually that
different than say the number of all the successful Catholics, right,
if you took all the percentages, you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Know, right, exactly?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The only difference being this, as a Catholic, most of
my Catholic friends almost always have a brother in law
or like a son who's a loser. And I don't
think the Jews have as many kids in their family
that are Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Is?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Like if you guys just had more kids that were losers,
would people be as threatened by the successful people in
your family?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Like all my Italian.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Family members who are successful have a brother that's a
coke addict, or you know, as a brother, as a
sister who she was a whore and now she's on
her fifth divorce or something like that.
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is that what it is like?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If the Jews just had more loser kids like my
people do, would be less threatened by them.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
So let me ask you it is now in going
with that idea.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know all of them along in that that
chine of avelth in your family? Would you say you
all that person? Well, I probably yeah, I would think so, yeah, sure.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I mean absolutely yeah, because a lot of people in
my families are like dentists and lawyers and accounts and architects.
You doing this and I tell fart jokes on the
radio about politicians. I try to explain a two thousand
year old theological dispute between major religions by pointing out
that it might just have to do with coke addict
brother in laws.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I find, do not come, do not come. I'm gonna come.
The best is yet to come.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Come.
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