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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm just steaming my muffin, y'all go hit with your show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
A steamed muffin? How does that entail?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Basically just kind of like warming it up over the
top of the cup of coffee. Oh, I get that,
you know, add a little little warmth to it so
that it seems all homemade and fresh.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
A trick I like to do when I have a
baked good that's a little stale or it's been in
the fridge, is ramp it at a paper towel.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And just give it like fifteen seconds and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like a blast it with some radiation.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We've already got microplastics in our testicles. I don't know
what the big deal is assassination culture. I keep trying
to get that out of my testicles. Yeah, I don't
know if I've succeeded yet or not. Sure. Assassination culture
is a theme that will resurface itself again and again.
Today on the radio show Wisconsin, seventeen year old Nikita
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cass It murdered his parents. Murdered his parents to fund
a plot to kill Donald Trump. Well, yeah, to spark
a revolution to save the white race.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Liberals want to call us all Nazis, but the actual
Nazis really don't like the people that support Donald Trump
and Israel, and no seem to have forgotten you know
there are Nazis out there. David Duke's favorite lawmaker is
ilhan Omar. He loves ilhan Omar, really sure because she
hates the Jews and she's really open about it.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, they can bond. They found some common ground.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Neo Nazis and Islamic extremists go together like peanut butter
and Shelley Maga. Republicans and neo Nazis go together like
bubblegum and peanuts. It's just not a good mix, unfortunately.
But on that note, there is this video today. There's
nothing to do with assassination, but it does have everything
to do with Islam, and I don't know how to
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wrap my mind around it. There's a video of a
furry a woman who identifies as a cat. Oh boy,
and she's right. This is one of those people that
uses a litter box and rolls around on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Right, she has a tail and ears, and she thinks
she's a cat.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Of course she does.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And she meets a Muslim a Muslim man in Toronto,
and he in five minutes converts her to Islam.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
She seems like she might be easy to convert into
just about anything.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See there's something to that.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Should we go around and try to convert all the
weirdos to the liberty movement?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean it votes a vote.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know, let's live without him? Really?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
He meets this woman on the street and within minutes
he inspires her to pledge allegiance to Allah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Identify as a non human adible.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Do you actually believe that?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, but I don't identify as an adible, but I
identify as a non human.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's really confusing that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
One's kind of confusing the trinity.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
A few moments later.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Hang on the trinity. I'm sure I don't have to
explain what he's talking about. He immediately makes this like, oh,
you just don't like Christianity. You're not You're not actually
a cat, you just hate Christ. And then moments later.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
English witness the God.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Worthy of worship.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
And belief.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I believe that Prophet Muhammed is the final mission job.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Here's my question, what do you think is better for
this woman? It's a tough I don't know, what is it? Look,
you know, as you know, I am a critic of Islam.
I find their beliefs to be a little problematic. You know,
if you're a fan of egalitarianism or classic liberalism or
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you know, civil rights, that sort of thing, maybe Muslims
are not your friends. But then on the other hand,
maybe pooping in.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
A box all day is a more unhealthy lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I got nothing I guess Muslims personally. I just think
it'd be better if they worship Jesus, that's all.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, imagine that together.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
People, come on, yeah, come on, Muslim Testical Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
It is the holiest of Holy weeks.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm not sure a Jew or a Muslim or Hindu
or when, but the real, but the best religion.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
This is the main religion.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I think we all agree, the most important one is
having their Holy Week?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah? There, as we get into Holy Week here, I'm
a Catholic. I know we have a lot of Hispanic
listeners in Texas who are Catholic, and pretty much everyone
in Louisiana, so a lot of you are probably aware
of the fact. I don't know if they're doing this
at your church, but at mine when we line up
for communion. Now they make us all get down on
our knees at the altar. It's kind of the easy
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I know, I would have done the same bets what
you said. I didn't put those words into your mouth.
You're right about that. We all line up at the
altar and get down at our knee. It's like the
additional old school way of doing it. And then the
guy comes out and he puts the communal wafer in
your mouth to stick your.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Tongue out, like you're at the doctor.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I still prefer to put my hands out, but most
people are doing it that way where he puts it
in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He just lays it on your tongue like a stamp
on an envelope, and then you sucking in like a lizard.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
For the record, obviously people will no, You're right, that's
exactly what This wasn't weird. I don't think it was
weird until Gretchen Whitmer made it weird. The Governor of Michigan,
while out campaigning for Tim Walls and Kamala Harris tamp
on Tim and creepy Kamala, decided to do a video
where she and a podcaster ate a dorito together and
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it was very sexual.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
This it was and very odd. Was that last Easter
um or did it have anything to do.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
With Eastern I think it was just last summer.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It was one of the most ridiculous, cringe worthy things
a US governor's ever done on camera. The governor of
Michigan fed a leftist podcaster a dorrito to mock the Eucharist.
Right And somehow that now that happened last summer, it
is no longer the most embarrassing photo of Gretchen Whitmer.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
There is a more embarrassing photo. She's like a little
child who thinks if I can't see you, you can't
see me.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We didn't have time to get to this yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
But over the weekend Gretchen was at the White House
and she's standing in the Oval Office holding a folder
that says State of Michigan, and she got a big
frown on her face. She's there to meet with Trump.
She needs something funding. I don't know, it doesn't matter,
you know, And the press walks in, the media walks in.
Gretchen is standing in the middle of the Oval office,
basically alone. There's staffers several feet away, from her, but
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she's alone. The press comes in, sees her, starts snapping photos.
She doesn't want there to be a picture of her
in Trump's oval office, so she holds the folder in
front of her face as if like a child, like
a two year old, trying to disappear from the room.
If I just close my eyes, no one could see
me exactly. So it's even stupider than we made it sound.
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But if you haven't seen the pictures yet, is like,
is she trying to kidnap herself here? What the hell happened?
Do you think she's at in Washington, DC right now
meeting with the FBI to have them stage another fake
kidnapping against her so she can run for president?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I assume, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Remember when the FBI pretended to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and
then we all had to like for months, we all
had to play along like, oh, yeah, she's in danger.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, what a loss that would have been? Huh?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And then we find out everyone involved in the kidnapping
was either an FBI agent or a homeless guy that
lived under a bridge. Was she ever in any danger?
Did you just find some crazy person somewhere that would
agree to your stupid publicity stunt. Answer your own question, folks,
I think you already know how we feel about it.
So man, hey, what never came back after the pandemic,
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bed bath and beyond? I guess twenty four hour walmarts
never came back.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Where are we on a red lobster?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I think that?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean does that kind of obviously the pandemic
heard it. That kind of went away later, But red
lobsters still exist. It's just that they closed a lot
of them, didn't they.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, it's kind of like James Coney Island in Houston.
There's I don't know, maybe two or three left in town, right,
and they're not close to my house now like they
used to be, and that was one of my favorite
places to eat.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I guess the obvious thing that never came back after
the pandemic was trust in government health departments.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, if you had that before, you probably don't know.
I don't think I had.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
A strong opinion about the CDC or the NIH before
the pandemic, did you.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I never really know.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
No, I mean it didn't affect you, and you know,
for years, there were too many other things to worry
about to be upset about the people that were trying
to encourage you to get a flu shot, but not
so aggressively that it was invasive in your life. I'm
sure never made me get one, but then they did.
They did, But then they did make people get shot.
They made you get all kinds of stuff you didn't want.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And there's still reports coming out about that spike protein
in the mRNA vaccines. They said a year later, the
adults who got that vaccine are still producing spike protein
and it's not supposed to work that way. They told
us it wouldn't work that way, but they didn't know
what they were doing, did.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
They, And to really evaluate how horrible that is. The
reason they have the spiked protein is to try to
immunize them against a virus that no longer exists because
it mutated to something else.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's moved on.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So your body is still doing something. It's changing in
an unnatural way and completely mundane.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It's not doing it in any way that benefits you.
At this point.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yesterday, around this time, we couldn't help but comment on
the fact that Don Junior's daughter Kai as a lovely
young lady who was still seventeen, but somebody around this
show apparently was saying something that seems salacious. Some of
our listeners emailed and said that wasn't respectful of Don
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Junior's daughter, and we really I agree, Yeah, and then
we get this email Rudy wrote, I just saw Don
Junior's daughter at that UFC fight. Holy I think it moved.
Oh God, is that wrong? Yes, yes, Rudy. She's not
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even eighteen yet, so you know, keep it in your pants.
I have noticed.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
A handful of people talking about her on the internet,
and as soon as I see that, I just, oh, really,
it's it is odd, right, he's still a child. I
think the reason why they're reacting that way is because
when she showed up at the UFC event, a lot
of people didn't immediately recognize her.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
She looked like a fully grown adult woman, didn't She.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, still a kid, So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think the age of consent should be twenty five,
that's my position, and voting and property ownership everything. You
shouldn't be able to do any If you could stay
on mom's health insurance till you're twenty five, then all
the other stuff you can't.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You don't get to vote, and all go along.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Together proportionately to your age, and the only thing that
nullifies that would be military service.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's it. There.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
You go or you go out and buy property with
your own money that you earned, and that would be
complicated to prove so military service.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We'll leave it at that.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I will say this about young people, though, there is
a new trend among young people we've never seen before,
very exciting. Here's a headline today from the New York Post,
and I applaud gen Z for figuring this out. Gen
Z coffee lovers discover a new way to combat insane
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Java prices with home cafe trend.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, Apparently it's just dawned on some young people that
they're being charged way too much for coffee at these
you know, hipster stores and places with cool funny names
or Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
And now it has come to their attention they could
make coffee at home for a lot less money.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
The article makes it sound like they just discovered gold
in the hills of rural Ohio or something. It's like, wow,
they didn't believe that. In defensive gen Z, it was,
to be fair, it was the millennials and the gen
xers and the baby boomers who led them to believe
it's normal to pay seven dollars for a cup of
coffee that you pay so sure, purple haired person with
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a septum ring to make for you, while they tell
you white people are evil.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
When you blame a certain generation for acting a certain way,
blame the people that raise them. Yeah, and in some
cases that would be me.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of our fault.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
If you really dig down in the article here, paragraph eight,
that gets really interesting. They found something called a mister
Coffee that just yeah, it can make coffee for like
five or six people at once.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
WHOA, Now that's shocked.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Day.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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