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April 15, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, we're back. We're back, everybody, It's cool. Calm down.
Bikini clad hot chicks are back in. They're popular and
trendy again.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Damn time. I don't know when were they not exactly trendy? Exactly?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
The New York Post is reporting bikini clad Coachella bombshells
are vowing to bring the boobs back, but haters are
blasting the icky trend.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I have never.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Known a time when you couldn't go to a music
festival and see hot chicks with their jugs out.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
So this was written before the weekend and Coachilla because
it says they were going to be bringing them to
Coachilla and that already happened.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
The article was published yesterday with photos from last weekend,
and they were suggesting as though, you know, there's a
group of women of hot women in bikinis that are
trying to make it okay to be a hot woman
in a bikini at a music festival. Again, What when
was that never? Not okay? I don't what an odd
thing to write a story about. Did I just get
tricked into clicking on the article?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Probably, but uh boy, there are an awful lot of them,
By the way, you'll hate this Bellyeah. They described this
woman's outlet outfit as assless chaps.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Of course they are. They're all ass lists. It's the
whole point. If it had ass in, it'd be pant.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, chaps are ass lists exactly, but a point I
do like the way women look in a pair of chaps.
You're enjoying that, God bless America. Does that exist in
other countries or is that just?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
The sad part is that somebody looking at this story
now is like, ew, hot girls in bikinis? Gross? Why
are they doing that? And yet at the same time,
only fans it's one of those popular things for hot
young girls and bikinis to go join.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, exactly, if it's not popular in trendy, explain our
current economy for just a second. Yeah right, I don't
know how to wrap my mind around that. Well, with
all that being said, it's time. It's tax time, and
with beautiful women out there, we offer this solution to
getting your taxes done at the last minute.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
And now, the hottest woman in the world in your
Texas do.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
You have all your documents? You don't even have all
your documents. It's getting hot in here. You mind if
I turned out in the thermostat I'm so hot, I'm
going through menopause that antax season.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I could kill myself right now, No problem at all.
That's the hottest woman of the world. Do in your
Texas is hot? This is great? A pause.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, employees at Starbucks around the country walked out for
quote a few minutes to protest illegal immigrants being deported.
Starbucks employees left a message for Donald Trump, We're not
gonna want work for a few minutes. If you're going
to deport illegal immigrants, what's an differge between that and
just taking a smoke break? That nothing were what Starbucks

(02:48):
customers were inconvenienced for five minutes. Again, this is more
fake outrage.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's not right.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
This is like hot chicks and bikinis not being allowed
at music festivals. This is not a real news story,
and yet they insist that it is right.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know. That's silly. Eight six six I love WJ.
We're the Walton Johnson Show. Some questions have poured in
at the Walton Johnson email page, and so I have
to check first before we go any further. How long
it generally take you to run six miles can it
six miles? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't normally time myself because I try to go
as far as I can, not as fast as an hour,
though certainly under an hour.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, I run every day. I ran six miles yesterday.
A lot of emails suggesting that when you wake up
in New Orleans Saturday morning, jump up, run down there
and run in that Crestlin City Classic, because it is
like the ultimate Gulf Coast, the biggest race in the South.
It's one of the oldest ten k's. It's only six miles.

(03:46):
You finish it under an hour, and they start according
to the schedule. They start at eight o'clock in the morning,
so you just dash down at eight o'clock, knock it out.
By nine o'clock. You done, You're on your way. You
ain't holding nobody up.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I've got to work the night before and then we're
leaving at ten am to go to Hattiesburg. Plenty of
time there, I mean, I don't think. So I got
a shower and change clothes. I gotta get to it
in front of you.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And with a bunch of other guys. You don't have
to shower.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That is just disgusting. I don't want to be That
is the grossest thing. I want to be covered in
sweat and slime while I'm sitting in the car with
a bunch of bros. Now, I do want to run it,
though I if I had more time, I would do it.
We've gotten a lot of emails, messages. My buddy Jamie
Watson's gonna be there. I would, I would.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm not gonna gonna play with him.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
A couple of people said to me a bit, you
can't run that far. I run that far every day.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Can you just do that yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't have anything else to do. That's all I
do is I run and lift weights because I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
You got an email challenging you to run it from
Mike in Amarillo. He's coming all that way and you can't.
You're gonna be there and you can't.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Just yeah, all right, all right, Mike, Mike, I'll run
the distance of the course with you Friday afternoon when
I have the time.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
When he says, it's flat, it's fast, it's fun, and
even if this old, chubby, wrinkle up white guy from
Amarillo beacher, You'll still have a good time.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
You don't have to talk me into it. I would
love to go run. I bet it'd be a lot
of fun. That does sound like something I would enjoy doing.
And then at the end you drink michelob ultra or
excuse me, mitchell obultra. Do you well, that's what they
there's always cheap beer at the end of every marathon
or five.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
K or the name of a right, I mean, this
is CCC, but it's also the mitchelob ultra. Shut up,
it is it is?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Why is that? Why does the cheapest, most watered down beer.
Why I don't they figured out, you know, who will
drink our beer? People that just ran a five K? Yes,
you're right, no one else wants this beer. It's if
you want a little bit of alcohol and a lot
of water. Michelobultra. That's when that Billy Bob Thornton's thing.
I think maybe it will in landman, he was an alcoholic.

(05:51):
He wasn't supposed to drink, so he would just drink michelobultra.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It was hardly any alcohol. He called it his fake beer.
Give me fake beer. They also make real fake beer,
you know that you can order. But that was for
the TV show. All right, look here on your favorite
morning show. We answer questions that other people aren't willing
to tackle. We're not afraid to go where other people
won't go. Where are we going? Going to Jersey? I

(06:15):
don't want to go. Well, you have to go.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
An unidentified object seems to have fallen from the sky
and it hit an auto shop.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Was it a penguin? No, I wish it was.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
That would if it was a penguin, it'd be identified.
Billy and Oh, it happened in New Jersey. It left
a large hole in the garage. How big was the
hole big? It was very big, very large.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
And so there's an object hitting the shop.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I have an audio recording of that, and in the
audio recording you'll hear the object hit the shop, followed
by Sebastian Leonardo, the owner of the New Jersey auto shop,
because of course his name is Sebastian, talking about what
he witnessed in person and what he saw in his cameras.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's why I looked up and I saw the giant
hole up there in the ceiling, a sizeable day in
a thick steel gauge box. And so that's why I
went to my cameras and I found all the videos
and realized what had actually happened, you know, with a
giant flash outside and then the impact in here, you
eventually see like a giant fireball come through the ceiling
and then everything come flying down the roof with it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Wow, bro a fireball. Did anybody check the airlines schedules
that morning and see maybe Boeing had a flight overhead?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Look, just because we're not talking about Boeing aircraft parts
falling to the sky, falling from the sky, they stop. No, absolutely,
it's still happening. Over the weekend, there was another plane
crash and Congressman Eric Swalwell of the Bay Area he
was in it. No, he's he blamed Trump. He said,
how many planes must crash during Trump's presidency before someone

(07:46):
speaks up?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
I wanted to know, so I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
There were over seven hundred and thirty plane crashes fatal
aircraft collisions during Biden's presidency.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Eric Swalwell never had anything to say about it. Is
isn't that convenient? I think you are a godless, socialist,
pot smoking, maggot infested member of the blame America first crowd,
and I think you want the terrorist to win. Walton
and Johnson to bring this kind of stuff up. You
guys just keep ignoring it. What happened? You know, the
day is coming soon when the entire landscape, the geography

(08:21):
of the West coast of America is gonna change dramatically.
A five point two which ain't nothing to sneeze at
earthquake just shook southern California yesterday. And this was about
thirty miles. I don't know how many minds it was
just west of San Diego, but they felt it all

(08:43):
the way the Los Angeles. These are all just a
little little what do they call it, something that that's
building up to the to the big precursor n On Town, right, Well,
that's what it's called. Okay to my point two In
Oh they got video from the San Diego Zoo, which
is so thank goodness we have earthquakes over then so

(09:05):
we can watch animals do cute things. The elephants at
the San Diego Zoo all ran into the middle of
their enclosure and formed a protection circle around some of
the little baby elephants because the earth was out. I
don't know if the elephants are smart enough figure out
stand here, you know, because this this earth is gonna

(09:26):
be good.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Do you think they thought they were protecting them from
an incoming stampede.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think maybe they thought, like you know, when a
t rex is coming, sure and the ground shakes right,
and the water and the cup jiggles like that. You know, uh, well,
the ground was shaken. Maybe they thought there was something
bigger coming their way.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Now if there was a hurricane coming towards Texas or
Louisiana or Alabama. When people in California have some cliche
things they would say, you know, they would oh.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You shouldn't live there, that's uh, you know, you should
have left after the last one. You So, now it's
your fault.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, why do you drive a four to f one
fifty and sent an economy plies? You know that kind
of thing exact? Should we do that to them? Or
is that beneath us? That's beneath us? I mean we
often do things that's beneath us. I would never say
we shouldn't, but it would be beneath us. Mister O,
didn't you say you did something that was beneath you
last weekend?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Well, yes, I do it as a matter of fact.
Oh beneath me, you know the whole time?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Okay, I got you mine in other news and other news.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
More emails coming in at Walna Johnson dot com. Your
your thoughts, your reactions to things, your your ideas, whatever. Oh,
somebody had the idea, well it was here on this
show that all these judges that want to keep the
illegal alien criminals in the country, they should have to
house the illegal alien criminals. That was my idea. Well,

(10:43):
somebody else came up with a better idea, well more
likely to succeed. I think what's here. Trump should buy
the houses next door to these judges and turn it
into a halfway house for the illegals that they want
to keep. It is pretty funny. Yeah, we're just moving
a man right next door to you, your honor, so enjoy.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
He has like a little bit of good news. I
don't feel like we get enough good news now he is.
You know, it's here's something you never see. Apparently there's
this place on the East coast. Maybe you've heard of
it called Philadelphia, rarely home to this sort of good.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
News is good news, and the good news is I've.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Got good news, and good news pretty good. Put some
good in your good news. There's a monkey jumping on
houses in the neighborhood. It's a good news report from Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
That is that is pretty surprising, and it's brought to
you by somebody.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, yeah, the Silver Slipper Casino. Because you know, if
there was ever a time to have a good time
and enjoy the good news, the good news is Silver
Slipper will welcome you with open arms. See they have oysters,
you know they do. Kenny Webster been there recently. Yeah,
I do love you. Actually almost put them out of
well the restaurant. You almost that one day.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Bro, I can put some oysters down no caid, and
then they've got the scar got.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
That scar got. I could eat that for hours. Oh yeah.
You take the bread and you dip it in the
olive oil. Don't eat the little nugget in the middle, though,
because that's apparently a snail or something. Just kick that
out and soak up that butter.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I want more scar less God anyway, I have no
problem with the snails. By the way, this here's an
incident that happened in December back in It happened in
Philadelphia back in December, but we just got.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
The body cam footage.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It was just released from an incident when a cop
in Philadelphia named Eric Robbins. Good guy climbed on top
of a roof to save a five year old boy
who was standing on the edge of it. You know,
it's not clear how the kid got up there, but
it was twenty or thirty feet up.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
He was a five year old boy. He didn't know
he was in dan and you think he was a
penguin and he could jump that far. Probably, yeah, he
probably saw that video.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Here's the officer talking about the rescue along with the
body cam record.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
He does not seem to face at the fact that
he's on the roof.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I just knew I had to get him off that roof.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
He's out of the room.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
The roof. I just locked onto the kid and started
to kind of map out how I can safely grab
the kid without startling him and him possibly falling over
the edge of the roof. Felt like forever, also because
I'm scared of heights. It was just a rush of emotion,
instantly overcome my fear of hides and getting that kid
from the roof. It hit home at the at the

(13:22):
end because it could have been my kid, and I
would want someone to do the same.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'd like to think that you'd teach your kids not
to get out on the roof. You know, Mom and
Dad ought to have a little talking too. I mean, honestly,
you're onto something there. The doof is on fire, the roof,
the roof.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
There used to be songs on the radio about crises
happening on a roof. There used to be songs on
the radio about smoking cigarettes and making phone calls. And
now every song is just about how tonight's the night
we have to have sex.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
If we don't have sex tonight, we won't make it
to tomorrow. That's what every song's about, all the time. Constantly.
I'm sick of it. Bring back songs about smoking cigarettes
and roofs and roofs like Elton John sitting on the roof,
you know in your song. If I'm familiar with, I
don't think you're a Elton John aficionado. Are you no?
What I did? Know that he has a song. He

(14:19):
has a song about Philadelphia. He does that little poy
in Philadelphia. Okay, he needed to be freed from Earth's
gravitational pull. Elton John.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Everybody will be right back. That's not true. We're talking,
thank you, thank you. It's not what we do on
this radio show, we do have.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Celebrity birthdays, Hollywood information for you, and all that Day
in History thing yesterday was a biggie, so well anxiously
wait to see what happened on this day history and we.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Will couple the good news from Philadelphia with some bad
news from Portland. A federal judge has tossed a lawsuit
filed by the family of a violent Antifa thug who
murdered Wait, I guess I'm sorry this. I misunderstood what
this headline was. I thought this went in the other direction.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Happened.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
A federal judge tossed a lawsuit filed by the family
of a violent Antifa thug who murdered a member of
the Patriot Paar group in downtown Portland.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
The Antifa thug was shot and killed by cops, and
the family of this thug, which probably all thugs too,
they sued the police. They sued yeah, the city. Yeah,
because they thought they were odged somebody. You know, maybe
your family members shouldn't have gone around murdering people. They
were trying to get twenty five thousand dollars to cover
a funeral and attorney cost and stuff like that. So

(15:31):
you so judge trying not to be so judge. You know,
somebody murdered somebody and you, all of a sudden you're like, oh,
that's a bad guy. Yeah, you're never going to make
it to federal court to be a judge if you
keep acting like this.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know, I wasn't trying to get a job as
a judge, but you're right. I am not political enough
to be a judge. I guys, you think too logically.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's my bag. Oh my god, what's happening to me.
I'm like that Texas woman who gave us on brain
damage by holding them on the water. I'm just like
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