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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't actually think I've ever met a dancing machine,
but if I did.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
He's a dance dance dance a machine. That's all. Was
this song predicting artificial intelligence taking jobs away from hard
working Broadway backup dancers? Yes, it absolutely was. That was
what it was all about. Wow, the Jackson Five, they
were like some kind of profits of the future. Yeah,
they was right on time, like the brothers Johnson was
right old time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I couldn't imagine these five guys ever making a bad
life choice.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
They certainly not. They really understood what was going to happen.
That stems from good parenting. I think that's where it
came from. It always does, always does.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, we should all be so lucky as to have
parents as good and responsible as the Jackson Five's parents.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, on the day of your birth, make sure you
pick good parents. That's crucial to you know, growing up
and having a happy lifetime.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm sorry I didn't even realize it was that time
already is at that time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That subtle reminder in your ear.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Happy birthday, split it in Happy Birthday to Tito Jackson.
Not really Why did they give him a Hispanic name
if he was a black you'll have to ask, you know,
mom or dad, there's a different time then.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Today's birthdays include Mazie Williams from Game of Thrones. She's
now twenty eight years old, all grown up. Emma Watson
from you Know Harry Potter's that's Hermione. She's thirty five.
Seth Rogan, that's it right, yeah, Seth. He's forty three.
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Chris Stapleton, the singer, is forty seven. Linda Perry, also
a singer with Four Non Blondes. She you know that
song What's Up? I love that song? And have you
ever seen her sing it? It's a good song. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The problem with four Non Blondes is that actually they're
a pretty good band, even though they're probably a bunch
of far left nut jobs.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
She's sixty today, and did you know she's married to
Sarah Gilbert. She's a lesbian. I would have wow. I
wouldn't ever guessed that Ara Gilbert used to be with
a Rosean. And the big bang theory was she on
the TV show No O you mean Linda? Yeah? No,
(02:10):
I forget whose birthday it is? Linda Perry, four down blonde.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Happy birthday to Shania Twain.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Lady that sings this song What's going On? You know
how she does What's going On? It's a good song,
and it's called What's Up, not What's going On, it
is called What's Up.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's probably my favorite lesbian one hit wonder ever recorded.
And bend the Desk and nation right anyway you were saying, oh, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A fun song. Emma Thompson, also of Harry Potter. She's
sixty six. Really. Lois Childs is seventy eight. Way back
in the day, in a James Bond movie called Moon Raker,
she played doctor Goodhead.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Really they weren't very subtle, No, they were pretty clear.
That's a name, all right, and she has.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The distinction of being the only Bond girl to ever
do it before in space.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Before you make fun of that, I just want to
remind everybody your hair salon is called the headshed.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What does that mean? What's that got to do with anything?
I don't get the point me neither. No, you're right.
You bring your your head which has your hair on it,
and I style it for you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, and it doesn't mean anything else, right, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Why what would what else would we explain yourself? If
there's something to explain.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You just pointed out how obvious the name is from
the Bond villain or character.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But then some never mind, I'm not kidding me. Neither
no longer with us. Roy Clarko, he hall Fame, that's
no stop at that's funny. He was a show. He
haw was a show on TV. Just you know Elizabeth
Montgomery Bewitched. Yeah, that's right. She had the thing with
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her nose, right. Dody Fayede, who died sitting next to
Princess Diana. I mean, if you have to go, it's
probably a good way to go. She probably you know,
spoke up for him when they got to the Pearly Gates.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I get the impression she didn't want to die, though,
is probably not. Yeah, It's like Fara Faucet she died
there too, and no one even noticed. With Princess Diana,
well no, but Farah Fawcet died the same day as
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nobody noticed that she was General Leonardo de Vinci, not
the turtle nor not the actor than dance Young Women. No,
the real guy. And you know, fourteen fifty two, he
was born on this date. Dude was way ahead of
his time. He had an iPhone back then if he did. Yeah. Oh,
and did we forget to mention this that today's tax day,
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your taxes to do? Maybe we should have brought that
up sooner, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The problem with tax day is that it's easily the
worst day of the year. The only thing they would
make it better is if we had the election tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh, be that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Then it seemed like the election should always be the
day after tax Day, the day after we pay the government.
That's when we should get to decide who's in charge
of the government. But they put those two days as
far away as possible.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, you see you moving. You're moving the election to
tax Day. I'll say, let's move tax day to November. Okay,
then I'll have to pay for for a much longer time.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How come taxes are worse than death? I just I
would rather go to the dentist every single month and
file my taxes once a year.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I hate it so much. It's just the thought of it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Even though I have the money and I put it aside,
and and I have a special.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Your money, you think of it as your money, and
the government doesn't. I have a special credit card for
business expenses, and I have a folder for in my
email to keep track of it. I really made it
over the years easy for myself to do it. I
still hate it, and I still it makes me physically angry.
You know, the politicians, I think, I know you think
this is my money. I made it and I want
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to keep it. But the politicians think that's our money.
We'll let you keep a little of it. Boo. That's
how they'll look at you. And now, this day in
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Speaker 1 (06:10):
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Speaker 3 (06:18):
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You know, I already know what the day in history is.
Day's day Lincoln died because yesterday was the nighty got
shot and then he didn't die right away.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So today's day died in eighteen sixty five at seven
twenty two am probably Eastern time. You believe that Andrew
Jackson was sworn in as the seventeenth president.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man, You guys are a bunch of suckers. Dude, you
guys think Lincoln died so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He just went off to fight vampires, didn't he.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, he just head out. He went underground. Man like
Helen Keller. That that didn't really happen.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh, speaking of it, was this day, eighteen seventeen, the
first American school for the deaf opened in Hartford. I
don't know if they did in honor of naming it,
you know, after Helen or not, but you know they could.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You skipped a good one. Nineteen twelve, two and a
half hours after hitting an iceberg, Leonardo DiCaprio drowned underneath
a wooden.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Log or whatever it was. You didn't see the movie, No,
I didn't see it. No.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Today, In nineteen twenty three, insulin became available to people
with diabetes and today. In nineteen forty five, FDR was
buried on the grounds of his Hyde Park, New York home.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's probably good that you know, buried him. You know,
he was dead. Now everything if you didn't like color barriers.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Today, in nineteen forty seven, Jackie Robinson broke one and today.
In nineteen fifty five, Ray Kroc launched his chain of
fast food choints. He called him Kroc mart. No, McDonald's
is what he called it today.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
In nineteen he bought a McDonald's from somebody else, right
then he started a chain of them, and he did
it the difference, and he did it behind their back.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And you could never do that today because of stuff
like Twitter and social media, and there's no way you
could just start a business at one end of the
country and the people at the other end wouldn't know
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Nineteen eighty three always a fun year to look back
on because it's the year that the Walton Johnson Show started.
The inaugural year, so forty two years ago today, and
the Walton Johnson Show had barely been in existence for
a few months. Flashdance opened at the theater, and believe
it or not, except for Kenny, who was one, we
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all went to see it together, like all all dudes
back in the day. I like that. Nobody thought anything
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I've never seen the movie, but I like that part
of it where she dumps water on her head.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh yeah, that's fun. By the way, we didn't all
sit like cozy up next to each other, you know,
we spread out a little bit because it's the dude.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, what are the rules on that? If you're in
a movie with your buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I find that to be so obvious that you question
your sexuality. If you can't sit next to another grown
man in a movie theater for two hours without making
like something's gonna happen, then something's wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I have a story about that. When I was in
high school, the movie was called Mister Hollins Opis.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I grew I like that movie. I grew up in
a small town in the Midwest, and I, as you know,
I was involved in music and stuff as a kid.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I was in the choir and I played the drums
and stuff like that. A kid from the music program,
I'll call him a boy. A boy from the music program,
asked me if I wanted to go see that movie
with him. So I went to the movie with him,
and I sat down next to him in the movie theater. Huh,
And he got weird about it. He was like, no, no, no,
put a seat between us. Screwed over a little bit.
We got room that way, we both get armrests. Yeah,
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And I remember thinking like, oh am, I did I
do something weird or gay or I got in Years later,
he was the problem. Years later I come to find
out he was a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He probably didn't want people thinking are suggesting that he
might be so obvious.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, crazy, isn't that crazy? I could have got
some ass that day, And I didn't even know.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
How did we go from fighting a revolution over a
two percent tax on a breakfast message to what we
paid today? And we're taxed on money when we receive it,
when we spend it, when we keep it, when we
invest it, and even when we die with it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It gets worse.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
We commute to work to make that money in the
car that is taxed again, to register on roads we're
already taxed, to build fueled by gas that is taxed
even further, and many times through tolls that tax you again.
And so that's to maintain bridges and highways and tunnels
that already have billions of dollars taxpayer dollars allocated to them,
and they're still falling apart.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And then when you get to your.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Office that is taxed to exist in a corporation that
is also taxed to do business that almost certainly requires
permits and other things which are another tax. You are
paid at paycheck that the corporation musch match another payroll
tax on top of what they have to pay you.
Then you go to a home of which you are
taxed to own every single year that we bought with
money that the government already taxed us on. Oh. By
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the way, the more money you make and the more
you pay in taxes warrants the government taking more and
even higher percentages of your money.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This is the Waltman Johnson's show. Know anything about that?
That kind of music doesn't do anything for me, means nothing.
They'll skip that anniversary of the Boston Marathon explosion on
this day of history. It will twelve years ago. Now
does it seem like that many years have passed? Twelve
years ago? Who was a Three people was killed and
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over two hundred and sixty wounded when a couple of
what they called him pressure cooker pots exploded.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Two of the scariest things on earth combined together, Russians
and Muslims.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I know a Muslim Russian. That's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So I guess the Boston Marathon will be this Monday,
April twenty first, And.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Are you running in that one? Are you scared to
run in Boston too? I've had multiple family members running it.
I would do the Boston Marathon. Oh you're joking because
I ran in Boston last September. Because you're scared to
run the Classon City Classic on Saturday, I would do it.
I just don't have time. Can we make it? I'm
just cabbing yet, I don't. Don't. Don't take everything so seriously.
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Boston Marathon is one of the marathons you have
to qualify for.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You do you have to run another marathon in like
record time and then you can go and play in Boston. Wow,
the one hundred record time.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
But the one hundred and twenty ninth Boston Marathon, presented
by a Bank of America, will take place on the
two hundred and fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Of Patriots Day. Okay, and hopefully less bombs, you know
now like they've been doing recently.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All Right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say something dumb here.
Patriots Day?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Is that I feel like we don't really is that
a Boston thing? I don't really hear it.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe it is. I don't hear much about Patriots Day?
Is I think that's bigger up.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
There, and they do the marathon on a Monday to
your New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Maybe that's just for their football team. No, no, I don't
think it's a coincidence. Roll no, and I think that's
a coincidence. But we'll learn more about that, I'm sure
as somebody will. Actually in the meantime, Gwyneth Paltrow wants
to help you fall asleep, and it's not by sniffing
her scented candle.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Her candle is called the I this candle smells like
my vagina candle.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
A friend of mine, was trying to explain to me
the other day on the phone why she's a great
business woman, and I, you know, as I have a
friend that's starting a lifestyle brand. So he called me
because we knows technically we work in advertising. He was
asking me for advice and he said something to me.
I almost hung up the phone on him. He goes,
I want to start a lifestyle brand like Gwyneth Paltrow.
And it occurred to me, as someone that follows the
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news pretty closely.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This is the same guy you sat next to in
the movie theater all those years ago. No, it's a
different guy. Sound like the same guy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Isn't her brand? Isn't Goop a failing brand? Like, didn't
she have to go back to acting because Goop didn't work?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah? And I think they got sued a lot and stuff. Well,
Gwyneth says, as a celebrity health advisor, she recommends you
combine and I recommend this too, magnesium passion of flower
and basically green tea. It's L nine and amino acid
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found in green tea. So if you're having trouble sleeping,
a little green tea and magnesium goes a long way
towards calming the mind. Mmmmmmm yeah that way. It helps
lower the activity of brain cells until you're like Billy.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It let me ask you, wait, what that was a
mean thing to say about him? Hey, let me ask
you guys a question I guess Billy had. This wouldn't
apply to you. But mister Ow and uh, the rest
you guys go to the gym, right, Billy, You don't
go to a gym, do you.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I go to the country. That's where you get country strong.
You wouldn't know nothing about that yard work right, lifting, toting,
you know, meshing with cows and whatnot. You know, you
gotta be you'll be pursed out.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
At the gym where I work out out like like
a beer, like I don't know any money either. By that,
as old people talk, stout.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Is the name of a beer. He's right.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't work out in the kind of gym where
women wear lingerie, but I.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Know that exists because they happen.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
They do it in the park over here, like they
do this thing where they sinch up the butt.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What time do they do that? Workout?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Constantly on any day when the weather's nice, you'll see
women running around wearing bikinis and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And you'll see a Billy edd in his pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Kevin Lunch and Irish, an Irish gym owner, is getting
some heat online after he trashed women that wear workout
bikinis to the gym. Here's Paul Byrne making a statement
on Irish radio.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a lot of the young girls wearing bikinis
and the work and have now, but not actual bikinis
though no workout bikinis like, oh, I guess what's happening.
And it'd be very intimidating.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
In the gym for people as well.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It can get big packing narcissism live. I mean you
think it upsets the men or the other women more.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, so it upsets women when they see other women
dressed naked at the gym, and maybe they get a
little jealous.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
For the men, it becomes a problem when the when
they unintentionally become part of the fitness video.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They're always putting these videos up. I've seen the videos.
I don't have to be in the gym, but you know,
people send me the pictures of stuff. Look this girl,
she's in the gym and she'd doing whatever she'd do,
and she got an array of camera set up and
she gets real mad for somebody who's trying to work
out just walks right through it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There was one that went viral the other day where
this woman posts a picture of herself in a tight
bikini top with yoga pants that she has pulled down
over her ass cracks so you could see the butt cleavage,
and then.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She wants you to see that V That leads to
the other V.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
She's standing in front of the mirror with her tongue
out making a weird face, and there's a guy behind
her looking at her with a funny look on his face,
and she posts the picture with a caption why is
bro staring at me?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Question mark? Could it because she yanked her pants down
to her ass crack?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He's staring at you because you pulled your pants down
to your ass crack.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And you're probably making noise while you're sticking your tongue
out for this little video.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't have an issue with women dressing sexy at
the gym. I don't, but like, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Go to look at it though, ain't you?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
If you're gonna light off fireworks in public, don't get
surprised when people look at you lighting off firework.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look at this girl straight up wearing a thong at
the gym, and if you walked by her and you
reacted to that, what would you do? Here's another one.
This woman pulls down her pants so she can squat.
And then there's a guy that made a video of
himself doing it to be funny around his ankles, and
then and so he looks like a creep even though
he's doing a comedy video to make fun of her.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Again, Fine, women, you want to dress naked at the gym,
but stop posting these photos and videos online where you
shame men for looking at you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Stop shaming men for staring. They'd be real upset if
they didn't look, wouldn't they?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
And then the only other part of it I don't
understand is the bike shorts where they cinch up the
butt crack. What would be the benefit of having more
friction in your butt crack?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Like? Why would you want? What more about? I think
it more about optics than it is about whether it's
a good feel.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
There's no way that it's helping you with your workout.
How could it be you have stuff up your butt crack?
There's no what would and it's a fabric that Like
if I put my sock on the wrong way and
I run a few miles, you got.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
To get that little seam in there. If it's got
a seam on the toes, you gotta get that just right.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Or I'll get like what is it like a bunyon
or whatever that thing is on your Like I'll get
my foot, We'll get injured from.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Wearing it the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Just be a blister, A blister, thank you, That's what
I'm what's the difference between a blister, a bunion, and
a corn?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do you know? Not a bit I don't know. Some
bunions they just grow for no reason. I can't figure
it out. Blisters you actually have to, you know, have
something rubbing on it. I've never had a corn before.
Is it possible that that's like a foot venereal disease
that I think I will to do. We just haven't
figured that out yet. It's really weird though. All of
a sudden, and you know those people that they're toes,
all of a sudden just go like this, like where'd
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your toe go? All of a sudden, it just took
a right turn. Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah, I
mean luck, Yeah, we all catch yourself. Lucky. You ain't
got no bunions and corns and whatnot, cause I got some.
I got some folks in my family love to trade feet.
We really you have family members they want to trade
their feet? Is that even possibly? They're not real happy
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with their corns and whatnot. And sometimes you can just
sit there and you know you have to shave them.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Grooves.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You just get one of them little things and you
just kind of like plane in a board. You just
shave over it and it whittles a corn down to
where you can fit your shoe in there. Yeah, I
don't feel like he's explained this correctly.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
People do that when they go and get a pedicure,
They like, use a cheese grater on your feet?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Have you seen this before? Hate it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But what is the purpose of it? Like, why so
you fuddle fit back in your shoe? Really, that can't
be right. There's got to be another reason for it.
But I don't know what the answer is.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I want to We have a large listening audience and
many of them have you know, really left up feet.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Now you're listening to the Walton and Johnson Show, now
improved with new ingredients.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
We took out the asbestos
I don't actually think I've ever met a dancing machine,
but if I did.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
He's a dance dance dance a machine. That's all. Was
this song predicting artificial intelligence taking jobs away from hard
working Broadway backup dancers? Yes, it absolutely was. That was
what it was all about. Wow, the Jackson Five, they
were like some kind of profits of the future. Yeah,
they was right on time, like the brothers Johnson was
right old time.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I couldn't imagine these five guys ever making a bad
life choice.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
They certainly not. They really understood what was going to happen.
That stems from good parenting. I think that's where it
came from. It always does, always does.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, we should all be so lucky as to have
parents as good and responsible as the Jackson Five's parents.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, on the day of your birth, make sure you
pick good parents. That's crucial to you know, growing up
and having a happy lifetime.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm sorry I didn't even realize it was that time
already is at that time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That subtle reminder in your ear.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Happy birthday, split it in Happy Birthday to Tito Jackson.
Not really Why did they give him a Hispanic name
if he was a black you'll have to ask, you know,
mom or dad, there's a different time then.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Today's birthdays include Mazie Williams from Game of Thrones. She's
now twenty eight years old, all grown up. Emma Watson
from you Know Harry Potter's that's Hermione. She's thirty five.
Seth Rogan, that's it right, yeah, Seth. He's forty three.
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Chris Stapleton, the singer, is forty seven. Linda Perry, also
a singer with Four Non Blondes. She you know that
song What's Up? I love that song? And have you
ever seen her sing it? It's a good song. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The problem with four Non Blondes is that actually they're
a pretty good band, even though they're probably a bunch
of far left nut jobs.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
She's sixty today, and did you know she's married to
Sarah Gilbert. She's a lesbian. I would have wow. I
wouldn't ever guessed that Ara Gilbert used to be with
a Rosean. And the big bang theory was she on
the TV show No O you mean Linda? Yeah? No,
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I forget whose birthday it is? Linda Perry, four down blonde.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Happy birthday to Shania Twain.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Lady that sings this song What's going On? You know
how she does What's going On? It's a good song,
and it's called What's Up, not What's going On, it
is called What's Up.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's probably my favorite lesbian one hit wonder ever recorded.
And bend the Desk and nation right anyway you were saying, oh, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A fun song. Emma Thompson, also of Harry Potter. She's
sixty six. Really. Lois Childs is seventy eight. Way back
in the day, in a James Bond movie called Moon Raker,
she played doctor Goodhead.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Really they weren't very subtle, No, they were pretty clear.
That's a name, all right, and she has.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The distinction of being the only Bond girl to ever
do it before in space.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Before you make fun of that, I just want to
remind everybody your hair salon is called the headshed.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What does that mean? What's that got to do with anything?
I don't get the point me neither. No, you're right.
You bring your your head which has your hair on it,
and I style it for you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, and it doesn't mean anything else, right, of course.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Why what would what else would we explain yourself? If
there's something to explain.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You just pointed out how obvious the name is from
the Bond villain or character.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
But then some never mind, I'm not kidding me. Neither
no longer with us. Roy Clarko, he hall Fame, that's
no stop at that's funny. He was a show. He
haw was a show on TV. Just you know Elizabeth
Montgomery Bewitched. Yeah, that's right. She had the thing with
(04:01):
her nose, right. Dody Fayede, who died sitting next to
Princess Diana. I mean, if you have to go, it's
probably a good way to go. She probably you know,
spoke up for him when they got to the Pearly Gates.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I get the impression she didn't want to die, though,
is probably not. Yeah, It's like Fara Faucet she died
there too, and no one even noticed. With Princess Diana,
well no, but Farah Fawcet died the same day as
Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Nobody noticed that she was General Leonardo de Vinci, not
the turtle nor not the actor than dance Young Women. No,
the real guy. And you know, fourteen fifty two, he
was born on this date. Dude was way ahead of
his time. He had an iPhone back then if he did. Yeah. Oh,
and did we forget to mention this that today's tax day,
(04:46):
your taxes to do? Maybe we should have brought that
up sooner, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The problem with tax day is that it's easily the
worst day of the year. The only thing they would
make it better is if we had the election tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh, be that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Then it seemed like the election should always be the
day after tax Day, the day after we pay the government.
That's when we should get to decide who's in charge
of the government. But they put those two days as
far away as possible.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Well, you see you moving. You're moving the election to
tax Day. I'll say, let's move tax day to November. Okay,
then I'll have to pay for for a much longer time.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How come taxes are worse than death? I just I
would rather go to the dentist every single month and
file my taxes once a year.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I hate it so much. It's just the thought of it.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Even though I have the money and I put it aside,
and and I have a special.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Your money, you think of it as your money, and
the government doesn't. I have a special credit card for
business expenses, and I have a folder for in my
email to keep track of it. I really made it
over the years easy for myself to do it. I
still hate it, and I still it makes me physically angry.
You know, the politicians, I think, I know you think
this is my money. I made it and I want
(05:55):
to keep it. But the politicians think that's our money.
We'll let you keep a little of it. Boo. That's
how they'll look at you. And now, this day in
history brought to you by law Tigers. You know you
need them. You go to law tigers dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
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hundred law Tigers. First, call your wife or your husband,
or whoever you're in a polyamorous relationship with.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Then call one one hundred law Tigers. They got your back.
You know, I already know what the day in history is.
Day's day Lincoln died because yesterday was the nighty got
shot and then he didn't die right away.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
So today's day died in eighteen sixty five at seven
twenty two am probably Eastern time. You believe that Andrew
Jackson was sworn in as the seventeenth president.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man, You guys are a bunch of suckers. Dude, you
guys think Lincoln died so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
He just went off to fight vampires, didn't he.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, he just head out. He went underground. Man like
Helen Keller. That that didn't really happen.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Oh, speaking of it, was this day, eighteen seventeen, the
first American school for the deaf opened in Hartford. I
don't know if they did in honor of naming it,
you know, after Helen or not, but you know they could.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
You skipped a good one. Nineteen twelve, two and a
half hours after hitting an iceberg, Leonardo DiCaprio drowned underneath
a wooden.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Log or whatever it was. You didn't see the movie, No,
I didn't see it. No.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Today, In nineteen twenty three, insulin became available to people
with diabetes and today. In nineteen forty five, FDR was
buried on the grounds of his Hyde Park, New York home.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
That's probably good that you know, buried him. You know,
he was dead. Now everything if you didn't like color barriers.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Today, in nineteen forty seven, Jackie Robinson broke one and today.
In nineteen fifty five, Ray Kroc launched his chain of
fast food choints. He called him Kroc mart. No, McDonald's
is what he called it today.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
In nineteen he bought a McDonald's from somebody else, right
then he started a chain of them, and he did
it the difference, and he did it behind their back.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And you could never do that today because of stuff
like Twitter and social media, and there's no way you
could just start a business at one end of the
country and the people at the other end wouldn't know
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Nineteen eighty three always a fun year to look back
on because it's the year that the Walton Johnson Show started.
The inaugural year, so forty two years ago today, and
the Walton Johnson Show had barely been in existence for
a few months. Flashdance opened at the theater, and believe
it or not, except for Kenny, who was one, we
(08:20):
all went to see it together, like all all dudes
back in the day. I like that. Nobody thought anything
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I've never seen the movie, but I like that part
of it where she dumps water on her head.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh yeah, that's fun. By the way, we didn't all
sit like cozy up next to each other, you know,
we spread out a little bit because it's the dude.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, what are the rules on that? If you're in
a movie with your buddy.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I find that to be so obvious that you question
your sexuality. If you can't sit next to another grown
man in a movie theater for two hours without making
like something's gonna happen, then something's wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I have a story about that. When I was in
high school, the movie was called Mister Hollins Opis.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I grew I like that movie. I grew up in
a small town in the Midwest, and I, as you know,
I was involved in music and stuff as a kid.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I was in the choir and I played the drums
and stuff like that. A kid from the music program,
I'll call him a boy. A boy from the music program,
asked me if I wanted to go see that movie
with him. So I went to the movie with him,
and I sat down next to him in the movie theater. Huh,
And he got weird about it. He was like, no, no, no,
put a seat between us. Screwed over a little bit.
We got room that way, we both get armrests. Yeah,
(09:33):
And I remember thinking like, oh am, I did I
do something weird or gay or I got in Years later,
he was the problem. Years later I come to find
out he was a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
He probably didn't want people thinking are suggesting that he
might be so obvious.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, crazy, isn't that crazy? I could have got
some ass that day, And I didn't even know.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
How did we go from fighting a revolution over a
two percent tax on a breakfast message to what we
paid today? And we're taxed on money when we receive it,
when we spend it, when we keep it, when we
invest it, and even when we die with it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It gets worse.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
We commute to work to make that money in the
car that is taxed again, to register on roads we're
already taxed, to build fueled by gas that is taxed
even further, and many times through tolls that tax you again.
And so that's to maintain bridges and highways and tunnels
that already have billions of dollars taxpayer dollars allocated to them,
and they're still falling apart.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
And then when you get to your.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Office that is taxed to exist in a corporation that
is also taxed to do business that almost certainly requires
permits and other things which are another tax. You are
paid at paycheck that the corporation musch match another payroll
tax on top of what they have to pay you.
Then you go to a home of which you are
taxed to own every single year that we bought with
money that the government already taxed us on. Oh. By
(10:50):
the way, the more money you make and the more
you pay in taxes warrants the government taking more and
even higher percentages of your money.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
This is the Waltman Johnson's show. Know anything about that?
That kind of music doesn't do anything for me, means nothing.
They'll skip that anniversary of the Boston Marathon explosion on
this day of history. It will twelve years ago. Now
does it seem like that many years have passed? Twelve
years ago? Who was a Three people was killed and
(11:23):
over two hundred and sixty wounded when a couple of
what they called him pressure cooker pots exploded.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Two of the scariest things on earth combined together, Russians
and Muslims.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I know a Muslim Russian. That's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So I guess the Boston Marathon will be this Monday,
April twenty first, And.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Are you running in that one? Are you scared to
run in Boston too? I've had multiple family members running it.
I would do the Boston Marathon. Oh you're joking because
I ran in Boston last September. Because you're scared to
run the Classon City Classic on Saturday, I would do it.
I just don't have time. Can we make it? I'm
just cabbing yet, I don't. Don't. Don't take everything so seriously.
If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Boston Marathon is one of the marathons you have
to qualify for.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You do you have to run another marathon in like
record time and then you can go and play in Boston. Wow,
the one hundred record time.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
But the one hundred and twenty ninth Boston Marathon, presented
by a Bank of America, will take place on the
two hundred and fiftieth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Of Patriots Day. Okay, and hopefully less bombs, you know
now like they've been doing recently.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
All Right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say something dumb here.
Patriots Day?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Is that I feel like we don't really is that
a Boston thing? I don't really hear it.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe it is. I don't hear much about Patriots Day?
Is I think that's bigger up.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
There, and they do the marathon on a Monday to
your New England Patriots.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Maybe that's just for their football team. No, no, I don't
think it's a coincidence. Roll no, and I think that's
a coincidence. But we'll learn more about that, I'm sure
as somebody will. Actually in the meantime, Gwyneth Paltrow wants
to help you fall asleep, and it's not by sniffing
her scented candle.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Her candle is called the I this candle smells like
my vagina candle.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
A friend of mine, was trying to explain to me
the other day on the phone why she's a great
business woman, and I, you know, as I have a
friend that's starting a lifestyle brand. So he called me
because we knows technically we work in advertising. He was
asking me for advice and he said something to me.
I almost hung up the phone on him. He goes,
I want to start a lifestyle brand like Gwyneth Paltrow.
And it occurred to me, as someone that follows the
(13:35):
news pretty closely.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
This is the same guy you sat next to in
the movie theater all those years ago. No, it's a
different guy. Sound like the same guy.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Isn't her brand? Isn't Goop a failing brand? Like, didn't
she have to go back to acting because Goop didn't work?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah? And I think they got sued a lot and stuff. Well,
Gwyneth says, as a celebrity health advisor, she recommends you
combine and I recommend this too, magnesium passion of flower
and basically green tea. It's L nine and amino acid
(14:09):
found in green tea. So if you're having trouble sleeping,
a little green tea and magnesium goes a long way
towards calming the mind. Mmmmmmm yeah that way. It helps
lower the activity of brain cells until you're like Billy.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It let me ask you, wait, what that was a
mean thing to say about him? Hey, let me ask
you guys a question I guess Billy had. This wouldn't
apply to you. But mister Ow and uh, the rest
you guys go to the gym, right, Billy, You don't
go to a gym, do you.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I go to the country. That's where you get country strong.
You wouldn't know nothing about that yard work right, lifting, toting,
you know, meshing with cows and whatnot. You know, you
gotta be you'll be pursed out.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
At the gym where I work out out like like
a beer, like I don't know any money either. By that,
as old people talk, stout.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Is the name of a beer. He's right.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't work out in the kind of gym where
women wear lingerie, but I.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Know that exists because they happen.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
They do it in the park over here, like they
do this thing where they sinch up the butt.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What time do they do that? Workout?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Constantly on any day when the weather's nice, you'll see
women running around wearing bikinis and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
And you'll see a Billy edd in his pickup truck.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Kevin Lunch and Irish, an Irish gym owner, is getting
some heat online after he trashed women that wear workout
bikinis to the gym. Here's Paul Byrne making a statement
on Irish radio.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I have a lot of the young girls wearing bikinis
and the work and have now, but not actual bikinis
though no workout bikinis like, oh, I guess what's happening.
And it'd be very intimidating.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
In the gym for people as well.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It can get big packing narcissism live. I mean you
think it upsets the men or the other women more.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Okay, so it upsets women when they see other women
dressed naked at the gym, and maybe they get a
little jealous.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
For the men, it becomes a problem when the when
they unintentionally become part of the fitness video.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
They're always putting these videos up. I've seen the videos.
I don't have to be in the gym, but you know,
people send me the pictures of stuff. Look this girl,
she's in the gym and she'd doing whatever she'd do,
and she got an array of camera set up and
she gets real mad for somebody who's trying to work
out just walks right through it.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
There was one that went viral the other day where
this woman posts a picture of herself in a tight
bikini top with yoga pants that she has pulled down
over her ass cracks so you could see the butt cleavage,
and then.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
She wants you to see that V That leads to
the other V.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
She's standing in front of the mirror with her tongue
out making a weird face, and there's a guy behind
her looking at her with a funny look on his face,
and she posts the picture with a caption why is
bro staring at me?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Question mark? Could it because she yanked her pants down
to her ass crack?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
He's staring at you because you pulled your pants down
to your ass crack.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
And you're probably making noise while you're sticking your tongue
out for this little video.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't have an issue with women dressing sexy at
the gym. I don't, but like, don't.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Go to look at it though, ain't you?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
If you're gonna light off fireworks in public, don't get
surprised when people look at you lighting off firework.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look at this girl straight up wearing a thong at
the gym, and if you walked by her and you
reacted to that, what would you do? Here's another one.
This woman pulls down her pants so she can squat.
And then there's a guy that made a video of
himself doing it to be funny around his ankles, and
then and so he looks like a creep even though
he's doing a comedy video to make fun of her.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Again, Fine, women, you want to dress naked at the gym,
but stop posting these photos and videos online where you
shame men for looking at you.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Stop shaming men for staring. They'd be real upset if
they didn't look, wouldn't they?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
And then the only other part of it I don't
understand is the bike shorts where they cinch up the
butt crack. What would be the benefit of having more
friction in your butt crack?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Like? Why would you want? What more about? I think
it more about optics than it is about whether it's
a good feel.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
There's no way that it's helping you with your workout.
How could it be you have stuff up your butt crack?
There's no what would and it's a fabric that Like
if I put my sock on the wrong way and
I run a few miles, you got.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
To get that little seam in there. If it's got
a seam on the toes, you gotta get that just right.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Or I'll get like what is it like a bunyon
or whatever that thing is on your Like I'll get
my foot, We'll get injured from.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Wearing it the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Just be a blister, A blister, thank you, That's what
I'm what's the difference between a blister, a bunion, and
a corn?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Do you know? Not a bit I don't know. Some
bunions they just grow for no reason. I can't figure
it out. Blisters you actually have to, you know, have
something rubbing on it. I've never had a corn before.
Is it possible that that's like a foot venereal disease
that I think I will to do. We just haven't
figured that out yet. It's really weird though. All of
a sudden, and you know those people that they're toes,
all of a sudden just go like this, like where'd
(18:46):
your toe go? All of a sudden, it just took
a right turn. Yeah, I don't get it. Yeah, I
mean luck, Yeah, we all catch yourself. Lucky. You ain't
got no bunions and corns and whatnot, cause I got some.
I got some folks in my family love to trade feet.
We really you have family members they want to trade
their feet? Is that even possibly? They're not real happy
(19:06):
with their corns and whatnot. And sometimes you can just
sit there and you know you have to shave them.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Grooves.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You just get one of them little things and you
just kind of like plane in a board. You just
shave over it and it whittles a corn down to
where you can fit your shoe in there. Yeah, I
don't feel like he's explained this correctly.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
People do that when they go and get a pedicure,
They like, use a cheese grater on your feet?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Have you seen this before? Hate it?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But what is the purpose of it? Like, why so
you fuddle fit back in your shoe? Really, that can't
be right. There's got to be another reason for it.
But I don't know what the answer is.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I want to We have a large listening audience and
many of them have you know, really left up feet.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Now you're listening to the Walton and Johnson Show, now
improved with new ingredients.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
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