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April 16, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I believe you just had an epiphany not long ago,
did you not?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
No, the doctor said, I was fine, it was negative,
It was no problem.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Would you like to share your thoughts on an immigration
with the rest of the class.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, So there's a big discussion now about how this
guy in Al Salvador wasn't supposed to get deported, and
now they also claim there's some other teenager that wasn't
supposed to be deported. None of them are actually American citizens,
and the nation of l Salvador doesn't agree with the
United States judges that said.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, you might not be a gang member. They don't agree.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I just find it remarkable how American Democrats are
now complaining that the same group of illegal immigrants we
did not vet when they came into the country need
to be vetted before they leave the country.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is that a beautiful thing? That explains the Democrats so well.
Top House Democrats are trying to send a delegation to
El Salvador. They want to fight for the return of
legal criminals, and they they don't vet them on the
way in, but as can He just told everyone they

(01:09):
want to vet them before they can leave.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
And they want to just insane, and they want it
to be a long, tedious, expensive process that they want
them to have lawyers, and if one judge gives a
ruling they don't like, they'd like a second opinion. And
you know, these people aren't Americans. They're not going to
vote for you. What do you what do you care? Also,
let's pretend these guys didn't commit any crime. Here's something

(01:31):
we objectively know to be true about them. They're from
another country, they're not citizens, they didn't come here with
a green card of visa any of that stuff. And
the group of people they associated with when they got
here were known gang members. They would they would lose
an a Rico trial.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You know what I mean? Like we've we've we've convicted.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
People that were American citizens for being associated with gang
members for a lot effing less. And we're supposed to
feel sorry for someone in a third world country. We
don't have the re sources to feel sorry for everyone
on Earth who accidentally fell in with a wrong crowd.
But they're good, guys are bad. And by the way,
al Salvador does not agree. Al Salvador says, now these

(02:11):
are gang members, you can't have them back.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, they know because they've known them longer than we have.
I think they have a relationship with them.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
So what are we supposed to do invade Al Salvador
to get a gang member back?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Are you? Are you out of your effing mind? They
seem to be. And is that more importantly, is this
the issue that the Democrats want to take forward into
the mid term elections? Is this the thing the Democrats
want to be known for. We're fighting to keep possible
illegal gang criminal murdering people here. M that's a good plan.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
How remarkable too that the one that they're the most
fired up about was supposed to be a Maryland man.
He's obviously an Al Salvador man.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That they keep going the Marilyn Man was right, Okay,
it's kind of like calling those six women that went
to space recently astronauts.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, exactly, they're not astronauts anymore than me and Steve
are pilots because we flew on southwest to New Orleans
last year.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Ladies, we're pilots.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
But Maryland isn't just the location where this criminal illegal
decided to live. It's the place where Rachel Moran got
murdered and raped to death. I mean they raped her
to death. It's female voters out there, right, because men
are generally on the right side of this no offense women.
But I know our audience knows better. But female voters
hear me when I tell you this. Men are not

(03:36):
the ones getting raped to death by illegal aliens, not
by and large. And Rachel's not even the only one
who got raped to death. These are national news stories,
but some of them get more publicity than others. Remember
Joscelyn Nungary, a little girl got dragged under a bridge
and raped to death and tortured.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I think you've probably said that enough for a while.
But how is it that this needs to be ard
to d You know, but the people.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That are defending these people tend to be prominent liberal
Democrat women. You're the ones. It's the same thing with sports.
This actually doesn't affect me. I'm not going to participate
in a women's track event. But for the record, isn't
that crazy that you want this dude with an Adam's
apple and biceps to compete with your daughter?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Apparently some people put more stock in medals and trophies
than you do. I mean, you could go out and
get yourself a ton of trophies if you just you know,
play against women, track, run whatever it is you want
to do. But we've seen what you do with your
medals and your trophies once you've accomplished some great feat.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, I threw them in the gardage. I didn't even
recycle it.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, that's how much I didn't want it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It is weird, weird, weird. Let's get weird. Wednesday, Good
Wednesday morning. Everyone, Let's get weir Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
China has just fired their top trade deal negotiator. That's
a job they have, that's a specific thing that there's
this one guy in China and his whole job is
to negotiate trade deals, and yesterday they replaced him. Now,
I don't know that much about China. I have never
lived there, But what do you think happened to the

(05:14):
guy that previously occupied the job?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
What kind of demotion do you think he got.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
We've actually watched videos before of people in the top
cabinet of Xixenping getting walked out of cabinet meetings. Remember
what they bring security in and Xixenping just sits there
like nothing's happening, like he's waiting for his spaghetti to
get delivered to his table from Olive Garden.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just have that person removed from my site. China.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
The point of us telling you this, obviously is China
is not. They do not actually think they're winning this
trade deal trade war with the United States of America,
so they brought in a new guy to try to
do a better job. Today, China's meeting with Malaysia and
Vietnam and all these other countries who we partner trade
with overseae Philippines presumably.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So are they trying to undo our deal with all
the other countries or are they trying to figure out
the deal they got so maybe they can get one
similar to it. Both.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, I assume both of those things. They're trying to
step in and reassure Vietnam and all the other neighboring
countries there other than South Korea and Taiwan. I presume that, Hey,
you know, here at China we're number one, super duper AOK.
Don't forget, we like you more than America dies, We're
more reliable than them, and presumably at some point, after
we enslave all their children, we're going to be the

(06:33):
only country you can trade with and when that happens,
just remember how this whole week went down. And anyway,
so now they're China appears to be renegotiating their trade
deals with foreign countries. Don't pretend like Trump doesn't know
what he's doing. He does. Stephen Miller is probably the
real genius behind this whole policy strategy. And some people

(06:55):
don't understand how brilliant Steven Miller is. He's not a
stupid guy. He does this thing where he twitches a
little while he's being interviewed. Have you seen that He
like he grabs the collar of his shirt, and but
then he says something right after he does, Like it's
like he knows that he's about to say something that's
gonna upset everyone, and it's almost like he enjoys it
a little.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But he's got to get his throat ready.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
This thing where he shifts around a little, sort of
a nervous tick, if you will. But have you ever
noticed geniuses are often like that, Oh, yeah, we had
a guy here at our radio station.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Brilliant guy. Yeah, one of our old what what what
are you looking at? Right? You're doing that thing? Steve's
doing it right? Oh that Geniuses dude, I didn't even notice. Yeah, well,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Engineers don't operate the way normal people do. You know
that reminds me of something I was thinking about yesterday.
I've never met anyone with tourettes.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Have you, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I've met people with autism, cerebral palsy, down syndrome, you
name it. I've never met someone with tourett's.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Not even your wife. You do that?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I did.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's fun. I really liked that. That was fun. But well,
that would explain a lot, and it was silly. It
made no sense at all. It's all love. Love, That's
all love. I do.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Look, I feel like I'd be really good at having tourettes.
Oh yeah, I feel like I'm probably as close as
anybody I know that doesn't have tourettes, right, Or I
don't get uncomfortable when other people do.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's a problem.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I know there are times when you should get uncomfortable.
I don't have that in me.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You don't have the ability to tell when other people
are uncomfortable around you sometimes.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Or I know, but I don't care. I get a
high off of it. That's the worst part is I
know I make it someone uncomfortable, and in my head,
I'm it's like I'm getting It's like I keep getting
injected with adrenaline or something like, Oh, look at this
person shaking around at the airport because he doesn't like
my dog or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Anyway, maybe he's a genius. Yeah, Biden's back. Joe is back. Everybody,
his first speech is since he retired from the presidency,
let's call it.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden is back. And so too
are quote unquote colored kids.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
And I had never seen I'd never seen hardly any
black people and Scranton at the time when and I
was only going on fourth grade, and I remember seeing
the kids going by at the time called colored kids
on them.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with Joe. I am sure he's fine.
I can't believe I'm about to say this. I miss Joe, Joe.
I do miss him. He had a speech yesterday.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Joe Biden was out talking yesterday and he said that
Donald Trump is dismantling Social Security, which, for those that
have not been keeping track of the news lately, is
absolutely not something that's been taking place. Some people that
weren't supposed to be getting disability aren't getting it anymore.
People that haven't been born yet aren't getting unemployment checks anymore.
Dead people aren't getting Social Security checks, people that may

(09:56):
have never even existed aren't getting And who's been cashing
these checks?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right, That's what I'm always curious about the unborn the
long time. Did just how somebody's making the money. Somebody's
getting the money out of there, but it's not them.
I'm sure Joe Biden would tell you it's colored kids.
And we don't approve some of the comments. There's like
he says that with such ease, like he says it

(10:22):
all the time, which I think he does.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
In the history of c SPAN that you know, the
cable network that documents with video what happens on the
floor of the House and Senate in other places, he's
one of the only white people that's ever used the
N word openly. Yeah, just set it out on the
floor during his speech, like whoa, And I don't mean
the N word.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I mean it was a few years back, but still
it was out of place. And what's amazing is I
think everybody's known, partly just because of his age, that
he's a racist, but he is still a racist. He
hasn't you know, changed anything about that, and yet black
people buy the millions, still felt the need to vote

(11:01):
for him. Sure, because well that's what black people are
supposed to do in America. You're supposed to vote Democrat.
And doesn't a whole large group of people who've who've
been mistreated for you know, you know, centuries, don't they
feel obligated to do what whitey expects them to do
when it comes time to vote.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I don't know how to answer that question without getting
us into trouble. But maybe we're overreacting, Steve. Remember last
weekend at the Coachella Music Festival, a black fame, one
of the headliners, Juicy J of three six Mafia, stood
on stage and told the audience white people could say
the N word as long as you're rapping along with
my song, go right ahead and say it. You did
give you the power if that's what you wanted. Yeah,

(11:44):
now I wouldn't, but you know, then again, I probably
wouldn't go to Coachella.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's too far. I don't know. But burning Man, that's
not a problem. What's libertarians and technocracy? You know who
else goes to Burning Man? Elon is he coming with you.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I probably would not have gone to Burning Man if
not for the fact that Elon Musk is now a Republican.
It changes, it, doesn't it. Yeah, he's a big part
of it. He's gone every year for years. His brother
is on the board or something like that for Burning Man.
His brother is one of the organizers apparently. And there's
a lot of people. There are a lot of technocrats.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
They call them.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's supposed to be an insult. But I'm not gonna
lie to you. I kind of want to get in
the technocracy tent. I want to know what are they
eating at their buffet in there? What do you guys drinking?
What'd you put in your punch?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
If you're the kind of listener that drifts off around
now maybe has other things to do, don't drift off
too far just yet, because you really do want to
hear the new AOC. Oh my god, the newest version. Now.
She took this out of Kamala Harris's playbook. Kamala took

(12:50):
it out of Hillary Clinton's book. Neither of them won
the election for president far as I'm told. But AOC thanks,
And I don't know if he's run it for president
or for the Senate one of these days. But or
vice President. He thinks that, yeah, this is the new accent,
the new voice, the new AOC. It's important.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
We're gonna play a SoundBite of AOC after this break,
and you're gonna think we're not playing it.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're gonna think it's not her. You're gonna think it's the.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Sweetish chef doing an impersonation of Parker Posey from White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Please crazy. Hey, Hey, it's Wednesday. Good morning, Welcome to Wednesday.
Are you sure Wednesday? What a great day. Walton and
Johnson Radio Network,
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