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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It as a child when I heard this song of
Disney movies and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're talking about the woodpile again. No, that Susie was
a whore. She liked a bop.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, do you know what that's a song about. I
don't think he had. I don't think he was paying
thinks you might have just met us.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Look back in the day, it was quite exciting to
know there was a local woman that would just go
around doing randy things with the boys in town. Ooh, randy,
mm I love it. Pro As soon as we went
to break, I know this is old news. Everyone knows
this happens already. As soon as we went to break,
I picked up my phone. I looked at social media
and there was an advertisement for a baseball hat that
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says Piper Nos.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I had no idea that that was actually I mean,
I knew it was a thing people did because of
white lotus, but I didn't know it was actually out
on shirts and hats and things.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But now I'm seeing it too. Oh, these are some
high end gaze.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
These are all quotes from the show. I'm not meant
to live an uncomfortable life.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
That's the best. I love that. That is so mem
this gay trying to kill me.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
These gays are trying to kill me. I kind of
relate with that one. I don't know, Hey, Pam Bondy,
Pam Blondie, is that where we're calling her now? She
might be the best DOJ spokesperson we've ever had, but
she's probably the worst attorney general or Republicans ever picked. Okay,
not worse than Jeff Sessions. He was pretty abysmal. Okay, fine,
(01:23):
I could immediately think of three or four more, but
still I'm not a big fan of it fan.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Anyway, here is Newsmax reporting that there's now a lawsuit
filed against Pam Bondi Hoos, a.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Nonprofit organization Judicial Watch, has filed a major federal lawsuit
against Attorney General Pam Bondi and the DOJ for refusing
to release the Epstein client list. The lawsuit alleges the
Trump administration is violating the Freedom of Information Act. Juditial
Watch wants the court to force the DOJ to release
all relevant records joining me now, President.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, let's posit there when we need to watch
the interview. But I I'm on board with this.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Look. I like Trump.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Obviously, I've supported Trump since twenty six I'm happy to
have him as my president versus every other option we've
had during that time period. But this was a thing
we were promised, and then we were told, oh, we
can't release the Epstein files right now. Why because some
Democrats that work in the Southern District Court of New
York State are preventing us from So send a swat
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team in and arrest them all.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's not an excuse. Some low level people in our
organization won't let us do it. That's a crap excuse.
That is a crap That's a piece of crap excuse.
Release the Epstein files. We were promised jet packs, for
crying out.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Loud, tell me about it. I thought I would since
nineteen sixty four. I know we're supposed to have jet
packs and flying cars. I mean, if Elon Musk invented
a flying car, now nobody didn't get in it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I had to drive to work today in a German suv.
Do you know how that makes me feel? Be it
surrounded by all that German stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
A little Nazish? It did make me feel uncomfortable. If
they're upset about Nazis making cars if they seem to
be they are mad about it? Where are they Bashi
and Vocal or Audis for example, Mercedes and even the
other luxury German automobiles. They all kind of go back to,
you know, Germany and and those old days.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm sure I speak for all of us when I
say eighteen vine struck and broke, I don't think so. No, No, honestly,
I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I think you did. I heard it in a song.
I thought it sounded cool, and.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
That what JFK said once, and they made fun of
him for it because he didn't know what he was saying.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think what JFK said was, look, honey, there's a
man on the roof of that building.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What is that guy doing out there? What's that ouch?
What the hell do you see that photo of her
when she bails on her husband?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, the people are a little concerned just about that photo.
Why we still have to guess what happened that day?
I don't know, because oh yeah, because of Pam Blondie. Yeah,
that's why we have to guess.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's full circle for full circle. Damn, Billy, that was good.
How you did that? I don't know if you did that.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, that's right, because that's that's that's what I do
around here. You missed, you learner or something.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You didn't do that on purpose. I thought that was slick.
How you brought us right back to the topic that
it was on purpose. I feel like one of Sheila
Jackson Lee's staff members being told to drive in a
circle around the rotunda all day until she comes out
of the office. The late Sheila Jackson yet and rested
peace to late great to her beautiful soul. Would you
want to hold position in Texas eighteenth district knowing full
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while the last two congressional representatives died.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna step back off of that now. I
don't need that kind of mojo going on in my world.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I mean neither.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But hey, mister, I sit, you're here, I'm here, I
have a sports SoundBite. I really want to play. But
I feel like I'd be stepping on your toes if
I didn't let you.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You know what, if you wanted to do the work,
I'll let you do the work. You know, as long
as I get to cash the chick, that's all that
matter to me.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I assure you you're still gonna get paid for this. That's
how DEI works.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You have all the NBA activity. No, I didn't even
realize they were doing NBA this year. Is that going on?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Apparently they still they decided to go ahead and have playoffs.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Really playoff.
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Speaker 1 (06:00):
All right, sports today, I guess basketball that's hoopball is
the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Are you guys are doing that hoopball? Yeah? No, we
don't do no hoopball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I just like the old basketball more when there was
more finesse, you know, it's uh huh. It was more
about like the skill and style wasn't about all this dunking.
It wasn't so urban, you know, the old basketball.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Mister oh, no, I'm not following you. Yeah. Would you
say now there's an elephant in the on the court?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I would never use that expression.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And I don't know why you'll talk about this kind
of The Warriors beat the Grizzlies is a play in
and see they tried to play in now to get
to the rest of the oh and the Atlanta Hawks
lost to Magic one to ninety five.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's that's a you know that Magic Johnson still played
the game. That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Wow, the heat and the Bulls kick it off on
the eastern side tonight noo, the you know loser eliminated
and mav Ricks made to play alls and they played
Kings wherever they are.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Let's go Dallas. Yay. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So earlier this week we never played this sound by,
but it's so funny. The Atlanta Braves were playing against
the Toronto Blue Jays. And you know how they have
the guy out in the the bleachers there with the
microphone roaming microphones. Cutters are like man on the streets,
but they kill a little time in between innings. They
have him interviewing people, okay, and so this guy is
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the you know, the field reporter. He's interviewing these two
women in the stands, very pretty women who happen to
be white.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Tell me they're blonde. They happen to be blonde.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh dear god, Kenny, do you have a special app
that just searches for young, hot, blonde girls in the news.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'll have you know.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm dating multiple women right now and none of them
are blonde. So it's not like I but I do
like blondes a lot. You're right, just something about blondes.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It sounds like you're.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
A bit of a braggadocious statement there, But I don't
think women see it that way.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm dating many different women right now. It's you sound
like a cad sir, a cat is all right?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
How about this? Let me put it a little differently.
Many different women are dating me. See now I sound generous, don't.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah? That's good? Right? Is how we work that out?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Thanks? Pretty? Yeah, dude?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
All right, we'll make a real fist all right. They'll
be sending that little solfaction my way.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I would never No, I don't do soft to
know that flaccid would be more. Okay, So anyway, this
guy's out in the field, he's in the stadium. They're
talking to people's he's in the bleachers, so stand he's
the guy in the stands. Yeah, and he's talking to
two young women and a very cute moment happens.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Let's play a little bit of this audio the Corona rooftop.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Who do we got you? What's your name? My name
is Lauren Laurence.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
All right, and I'm Kayla.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Kyla, and you guys sing out the rooftop.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Once a year I come out to visit.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Okay, we talked it pretty well? All right?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Good?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
How are you guys feel my root for the braves today?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I'm hoping for the bus.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
What about you? Are you bravesman?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Not quite well?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Quite all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to work
out here, guys, good luck.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
The rest of their way. They're in Toronto, right.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
You got five innings? Four innings to get the numbers?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Get us.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Takes his phone out, phone number. So this guy takes
his phone out, hands the phone to the young woman
and it works, guys, it works. It's doing that thing
where it only plays in one ear. I don't know
if you guys notice that. I don't know if everyone
can hear it. But if in case that SoundBite didn't work,
which there's a good possibility it didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I heard it, and that's really what counts. Right.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
The guy is standing there, Wiley Ballard's his name, and
he's interviewing women in the stands. And then one of
the guys back in the booth says, hey, get her
phone number, and it works. He takes his phone out,
the pretty blonde lady gives him the phone number. It's adorable.
Now that SoundBite in and of itself is cute. But
it's the way people reacted to this that's so fascinating. Oh,
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this was like you could you could cut a knife
down the middle of the room and figure out who
was liberal and who was conservative based on how they
reacted this coul Conservative women on social media thought this
was so cute.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
They thought it was silly. They thought it was fun.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
The girls were not being forced to give an interview
or to give up their numbers.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
The woman was. She was happy to give him a.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Giggly and oh okay, and then she gives them the numbers.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
She knew she was on TV. She's smiling, she takes
the phone, puts the phone number in. It's really cute.
Regular people thought that was fine.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Right now, what about the irregular, lunatic moron idiots that
are on the you know, liberal side.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I can make a long list of all the feminist
news reporters that were offended by this.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, exactly what was the offensive part?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, here's my favorite one. Kate Feldman is the CBS
Sports MLB editor. You've never heard of her before, you
don't follow her. She looks like John Candy in a dress. No,
this woman looks like John Belushi today.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
So she wasn't so much upset with what she saw,
she was upset with the fact that it wasn't happening
to her.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I gotta think so her tell us much.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Her tweet act to this on axis, this is one
of the most insanely inappropriate things I've ever seen. Like,
I legitimately cannot believe it's real. Wow, Kate, Save some
of those adjectives for when something actually crazy happens. This
is the most insanely inappropriate thing you've ever seen. More
insane than teachers having sex with kids, or people openly
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doing drugs in a public place, school shootings, or this
is this a guy getting her phone number?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Kate.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
He's not gonna go out with you. Get over it.
I'm sorry, nobody is sorry, Honey.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hinged, unhinged, unhinged, hinge, unhinged. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show. We got a Taser report on the way
we do.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Before we get to that, we have a little update
on the stabbing in the Frisco, Texas public school.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh, the track meet stabbing, the guy Carmelo. They had
his bond lowered so low that he was able to
somebody was able to pay it, and he walked right out.
I guess he went right back home to mommy and daddy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean, it sounds like it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
Apparently he ran a house somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It sounds like he rented the house with his dad.
I'm not quite sure who rented the house. Carmelo Anthony
is running a nine hundred thousand dollars home in a
gated community with his family, and they bought a new
car after being released on bond in the Austin met
Calf murder case.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
If you're curious, how why.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Suddenly they're spending all this money even though they have
a legal case going on. Apparently that GoFundMe was pretty profitable.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Last last saw, it was over four hundred thousand dollars
go fund me for a murderer. Alleged murderer. He did it,
he says, he did it. We don't have to say that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
List.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Do you think anybody's gonna learn a lesson from this? No?
I don't think. I don't think people learn lessons much anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
All right, so it says here he allegedly lives in
a nine hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Home and he was renting. He e didn't buy it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But the point they're making is he needed a lower
bond even though his family obviously has money. Sure, and
then he gets out and he gets and he gets
this car. Here has the GoFundMe money waiting for him
when he got out. They reduced his bond to two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Now it's at twenty five
thousand dollars. The home had a white suburban, black accurate
and three third Sedan in the driveway on Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Sure it wasn't just a white suburban home. You know,
that's how they would describe it. Uh, suburban's capitalized. I
think those to you know, like an urban home. Let's say, No, mister,
I think they're talking about the cars that they have,
and the they capitalize black anywhere in there. No, damn
it racist. Well, they didn't use this article. They didn't
use the word black, so they didn't have to. They
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didn't talk about their ackerels. The neighbor said, the family
just bought the new cars. What kind of acherel was
in the driveway. It doesn't say there was a white suburban. Yeah,
I thought I thought you said there was an accurate
in the driveway there was Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
There's a white suburban a black accurate.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
All right, did you see what I'm saying? Yeah, but
they're not you see where I'm coming from. They're not
using the word black to describe race, but they should
use capitalize it anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I don't think that's how it works. That's not what
the ap Style Guide said.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
He is right though, that the word black was in there,
that you denied him multiple times. It was, but not
in the context. He's just the way Paul would run
around to nine knowing the man.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
But they're not describing as race. No, that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
The Atheist Style Guide says, to capitalize the word black
when you're describing race.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
You're starting to sweat on your forehead. You're defending yourself.
But I think you made a tasering No, im, every
time you act like this, I think you somebody should
have tasted you.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Don't tase me, Bro, you.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
He'll you bro, John, And you know it's a well,
all right, it's a taser part.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
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Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're not going to need those toxins when you get
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Speaker 3 (15:07):
Probably all to stop putting them toxins in there from
now on after you get them cleaned out.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I don't know if it works that way, but okay.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
So the Taser report today involves one of our friends.
Marjorie Taylor Green, the lawmaker of Northwest Georgia, was having
a town hall yesterday and we're.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Just up outside of Atlanta. Now how far outside?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They didn't say, well, that's how the media will do
yet because to the media, Rome, Georgia is right outside
of Atlanta, but it's not. They don't know where Rome
is either, and so they just say, oh, Atlanta, everybody
knows where that is, right, all right. So Representative Marjorie
Taylor Green is speaking to her constituents in a critical
swing county for an in person town hall. It happened yesterday,
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and she organized her event months before House Republican leaders
started telling people maybe having town halls right now is
a bad idea because it's not safe.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
People are showing up being violent.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
People are also protesting her and trying to get some
investigation started for insider trading. We'll get into that in
a minute, because it's also ludicrous.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's still it's easy to prove it's not insider trading
if she's talking about it publicly and doing it at
a time.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But we'll get into that in a minute. We haven't
tased the report to handle, all right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So anyway, she's having the event and white baby boomer
type show up.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
A lot of these protesters are baby boomers.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I said that within minutes of her hitting the stage,
several people were already I mean they were there, lined up,
ready to protest, and they got escorted out. Three people
ended up getting arrested, but only one made the Walton
Johnson taser report.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, she's one of the few Republican lawmakers holding in
person town halls right now because of all the violence.
And by the way, there's a two week easter break
from Washington, DC right now.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I don't know. I guess that's normal. Two weeks. You
guys get two weeks off for easter.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
We all do no no politicians do bi Oh how
much do we get? I mean, Easter's out of Sunday time?
You want take the day? Yeah, you can have all
all Sunday.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You could do anything you want, all write down lost time.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Even town halls held by Green's fellow Georgia delegation members
have been derailed by activists recently, very violent yesterday, and
so protesters show up and starts screaming things, and one
of them did not leave.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
One of his own free will. The dude is being
dragged out by multiple cops.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
One and by the way, listeners, make sure I bought
no route wick. This a white boy calls in all
his trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I yeah, great, Yeah these are white, Yeah, these are whities.
These are cracker faced honk.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like seven cops on his ass trying to and he's
still putting up a little bit of a fight.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I didn't know white boys could even do that.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Pale faced, mayonnaise skinned, I mean, just you know, as
white as snow here. And this guy is obviously not
the type of person that goes to the gym, but
still he's using all his energy to fight. So the
cops decided to use all their tasers to fight him,
and that's when this happened.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Two they got two on.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And the Crowning like, I like that a black cop
tased the white liberal.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
You got a little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
This is a ethel.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
This should not have to happen. So I like to
God bless Marjorie.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Taylor and she went on with her with her show. Now,
as we talked about insider trading would generally connotata a
secret of some kind. Donald Trump never made a secret
of the fact that he was starting those tariffs. As
a matter of fact, he put a deadline on him midnight,
whatever day it was a week or two ago.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
These tariffs are kicking in.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
He talked about it for two years while he was
running for office. We all knew the tariffs were coming,
Marjorie Taylor Green knew the tariffs were coming. And we'll
tell you more about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right, it's crazy shit unhealed on hinge and huge and.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Hins on hinge.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
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