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Speaker 1 (00:00):
China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
You take China, China.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I love them, China, China, China, China, China.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I have to have my China, China, China, because China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
China, Russia. What Yeah, I was just messing with you.
Good morning, everybody, s're here.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's what's going on in China?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, so you've just woken up and yesterday the market
bounced back a bit because it sounds like Donald J.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Trump, the jay Stancer genius, is working out a.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Deal with the most powerful slave labor camp in the world.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
That would be the Communist Party a China.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, Donald Trump, Ultimately do you think China has to
make a deal.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But ultimately they have to make a deal because otherwise
they're not going to be able to deal in the
United States.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
So we want them involved.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But they have to and other countries have to make
a deal. And if they don't make a deal, we'll
set the deal.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I don't claim to be an expert in global consumerism,
or really anything for that matter.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But what are you an expert in and audio?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm an audiologist, okay, But I will say this, Americans
have a unique character trait in terms of consumerism. In
other countries in the world, they have markets and things
like that, obviously, you know, but Americans go shopping like
it's a sport. Americans go to the mall like the
same way that people in Europe go to the park.
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We're even now, even with the malls closing around the country,
We're still more likely to spend an afternoon shopping as
if it was a day at an amusement park. Then
in places like India they go to the village, they
go to the market because they need something, right, Americans
are a little different, even more so than Europeans.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And so what does that mean to China.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
China's making all this crap all the time, trinkets that
you and I don't need.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We don't need it.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
If Donald Trump in this trade war continues and we
the largest single entity in the world that's consuming crap
from China, isn't buying anything from him, it does feel
like we have more of an upper hand here than
any of us realize now, as Americans, what are we
going to do when we're bored?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's the main thing. Well, we go shopping, that's the problem.
We're bored, So we go to the mall.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We a.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
There's a representative of China traveling around the Far East
right now. They just fired the guy that's in charge
of negotiating their trade deals. He has probably been chopped
up into little pieces.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
He'll be in here.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
He'll end up in a bag of cat food pretty soon,
if he's not already there. And they've got this new guy.
Now he's going to Malaysia, he's going to Vietnam. And
as we're about to negotiate with China, China is negotiating
with all these other countries because they want to make sure,
you guys don't negotiate a better deal with America than
with us.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And you think they're just letting them know how they
feed or do you think there may be some some
threats of violence behind that? Wink wink. I wouldn't make
that deal if I were you. Certainly.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
And of course there's more than one way to go
to war with somebody. You can have a trade of war,
you can have a proxy war. You can have an
information war, a culture war. You can send spies into
their country and they do all that already. You could
send mail order brides in with syphilis. I mean, there's
a lot of different stuff you can do. And anyway,
so the good news is the market seems to think
this could end soon. Now, who knows. I still think
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we're in a window here for a buying opportunity. But again,
I you know, I tell fart jokes and comedy clubs
on the weekend, so don't I'm not a professional day
trader or anything like that. But Donald Trump signaling that
he's going to be meeting with China day is reassuring
to people. And I gotta think that and the fact
that they're about to destroy froot loops, that's got to
be the two biggest stories of the day. It doesn't
(03:51):
seem like much is happening in Russia and Ukraine right now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And as far as news from the Middle.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
East today, apparently these Jews and these Muslims just cannot
get along with each other.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
This is news to me what has happened.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, so apparently the Jews don't like the Muslims, but
the Muslims they don't like the Jews, and the.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Jews not like the Muslims because the Muslims want.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
To kill them all the time. It turns out they do. Yeah,
there's a lot of very homicide. I'll touchy about this
kind of stuff, something about murdering each other. That's a
real anyway. But the good news is we got queers
for Palestine out here right now protesting for their rights.
I still can't believe here in America the response to
this stupid war in Israel and Palestine, whatever you like.
(04:33):
That's an imaginary place, who cares? But the response to
it for America the way, the unintended consequence, the domino
effect of how it affected us, is that we no
longer have to pay Harvard millions of dollars every year billions, sorry, billions.
Harvard University's lawsuit to stop the Trump administration from freezing
billions of dollars of federal funding and kept encapsulates a
(04:55):
tendency among those who receive grants and other taxpayer incentives
to treat these subventions not as a privilege but as entitlements.
That sounds smart, right, I read that in the Washington Examiner. Well,
it turns out we've been giving. Harvard's got an endowment
of just a kajillion dollars. They don't need any money,
and weirdly enough, they're letting hamas loving extremists parade around
(05:19):
their campus picking on the little Jewish kids with the
tiny hats. Has resulted in us not having to give
billions of dollars to a group full of billionaires.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Isn't nice?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I mean, yeah, it's like boy grain assault on this
one here, silver lining. I didn't want to have to
do that. Why do I have to give billions of
dollars to billionaires? I don't have billions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Now, when we start saving all this money and not
spending it on the dough stuff that they're finding billions
and billions, hundreds of billions of dollars, are they going
to start spending those savings wisely, do you think? Or
will they just find something else to waste it on.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, that's a great question, I'm sure there, Yes, the
worst possible thing.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I've got to think.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Chances are they're not gonna spend it better. They're just different,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And since this opening segment is generally often a review
of the menu and what's to come, and it's it's
it's hump day. It's off so often a review of
what's happened in the week so far. I gotta think
so far, the weirdest news story this week is still
Kanye West making a music video about having gay sex
with his cousin. That's the weirdest thing that happened in
the news this week. And yeah, yeah, I I wouldn't
(06:30):
have done that.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, but the weekend over. Yeah, just wait, do you
know what day it is? Today? Is Wednesday, preceded by
Thursday as usual. Still sleep my god right away. What's
on the agenda for today? I believe you're aware of
my Wednesday schedule. You might have to refresh my Matte
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Speaker 3 (06:48):
The girl over there doesn't like me because I'm a
chicken Hawk, or I don't understand speaking the mid twentieth
century urban colloquialism. Yeah, just go with it, whatever he said. Yeah,
good morning. It's the number one radio show for chicken
Hawks across the country.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
We like that. Thanks for tuning in today.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
And if you are in a violent Antifa extremist employed
by Tampon Governor Tampon up in the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're probably having a good day today, is that right?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah? This guy died twenty thousand dollars purportedly. There's this
video of this guy that works for the Minnesota state
government and in the mugshot and if the video, I
should explains been taken with four KHD cameras on the
side of a tesla. Ok, because it's video of him
doing twenty thousand dollars worth of damage, vandalizing half a
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dozen teslas, because you know, Elon Musk is Hitler and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's clear's day.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
This thirty three year old Minnesota government employee to me
is the guy seen on camera. Yeah, same shoes, same clothes,
same outfit, same place at the same time. He's not
wearing a mask or anything, same haircuts. Isn't he proud
of his actions? Doesn't seem to be too ashamed of it?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
A progressive district attorney is declined to charge the state
employee and the Tim Walls led Minnesota courtroom allegedly caught
causing twenty thousand dollars worth of damage to different teslas
because he's really mad about people buying fuel efficient vehicles.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
In the era of Trump two point zero. Of course
the police chiefs lose in his mind. This happened in
Hennepin County.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, the chief of police there doesn't go along with
what these other people are doing.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The suspected vandal is this liberal Antifa douchebag, who of
course works for the government. Minnesota Police Chief Brian O'Haras
said at the time of the incident the damage in
each case was the equivalent of a felony. But the
six cars, I mean, that's six felonies, right. The chief
said in a scathing statement yesterday that this guy's decision
(08:44):
not to bring the DA's decision not to bring charges
very frustrating. People always wonder besides the fact that this
puts dangerous criminals on the street at this policy of
emptying out the jails and not prosecuting people for the
sake of equity or whatever, it also destroys the morale
of the people in the police force because it makes
them wonder like, well, what's the point, what's the point
of us going out in arresting people?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, you just only arrest Republicans, I guess, because they're
gonna let the other side go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
They're just Na, you you're fine. Oh yeah, two tier
justice system.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
One of the things we thought was going to change
in the era of Trump two point zero. Is the
law fair and the rules for the not for me
system that we've seen over the last few years would
go away. No, not at all. I don't want to
hear one more word about due process. If there's no
the due process for the illegal aliens, what about this guy?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Where is this?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Due process isn't just supposed to mean you don't get
into trouble. It's supposed to mean you do get into trouble.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Good Yeah, No, no due process on the way in,
only on the way out.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's just amazing, right they care more about due process
for foreign illegal immigrants when they're getting deported than they
do for American citizens when they're clearly committing crimes.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Sure, it's clear.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like I watched the video a few minutes ago, it's like,
oh boy, unless this guy's got a doppel gang or
a twin, it's the same dude.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
And no word yet on whether the DA is going
to accept our suggestion and gun have that guy you know,
needs to maybe go visit the judge or.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
The DA's house. Now, what if or a guy like him.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
If we don't know if it's him or not, right
the suspicion, maybe somebody else who doesn't appreciate their Tesla's
being destroyed, goes over to the judge's house. Take a
look at what he's got. It is twenty thousand dollars
worth of damage to his home or his car. Would
that upset the DA or would he be fine with that?
It's a good question right on that note. By the way,
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Elon Musk, the.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Terrorists trying to go after Elon Musk domestic terrorists is working.
It is working, the Tesla CEO Elon Musk said yesterday,
stepping back from doge. Tesla's stock price plunged forty percent.
People are afraid to buy Tesla's.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Sorry what did you say? RFK Junior? Sorry, I couldn't help.
It's early.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I am working on my RFK junior impersonation. But why
because I.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Women in a month? Nobody wants to hear that. Chicks dig
RFK Junior. Yeah, yeah, do they.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Elon Must began his company's earning call yesterday with some
dismal news. UH spending purchase purchasing of Tesla vehicles is
not up.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
People are afraid to buy cars if they think they're
going to.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Get fire bombed, and seems to be happening on a
daily basis, like to the point where they at first
you knew every news story about Tesla's getting trash. Now
it happens so frequently. Yeah, it's impossible to keep up
with it. It's like teachers having sex with their students.
It's just happening, and there's no need to report on it.
Like shoplifting, why even do a news story about that.
(11:44):
So he says he's going to have to step back
from Doge soon. He's going to go back to Tesla
and try to save his company, Tesla, go out.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
And start protecting the cars that he's already sold. It's
an interesting question.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
He's stepping back in going to stop people from attacking
his cars individually that are out on the street.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how to answer that question.
People are afraid to buy Tesla's and their market cap
went down six hundred billion dollars. It's a twenty percent
year over year slump in automotive revenue, seventy one percent
plunge in net income, and that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Nothing's wrong with the car.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Something's wrong with the people, so you know, going back
to the cars. I'm not sure how he plans on
fixing that.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But on that note, Elon Musk has kind of by
by by participating in the political process. He's obviously picked
a side, and it's obviously upset the side where they
were most likely to buy a Tesla. Do you think
that this new crop of Elon Musk supporters, MAGA types,
on x and social media and right wing activists, do
(12:49):
you think they're going to start buying teslas now? I
mean some of them, sure, but I'm broad you know,
large majorities of them. Some im already have you What
about you? You're going to get a Tesla just now?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah? I mean you know down the roadways.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
So if you're not at work today or you're working
from home, you may be wondering what day is it
gets hump days.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
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