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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Matter of fact, I've been over that way, won't you.
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Orleans metropolitan area, and they are investigating a bizarre case
of birthday cake theft.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh No.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Police say a twenty two year old Amazon delivery drivel
Canard Leboo of New Orleans turned himself in on Wednesday
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of a refrigerator. The cake was for a sweet sixteen celebration.
It wasn't just some cake, it was a special cake. Yeah,
and this guy this jerk just stole the cake walked
off with it willy nilly like he's the boss.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Of the world.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
When the family opened up their fridge, they discovered the
cake was gone. They reviewed security footage showing Laboo taking
it and loading it into his vehicle before driving off.
Damn it, lebou Come on, man, Yeah, then he got
to act like that. Meanwhile, a grown woman in Oklahoma
was arrested for giving a sixteen year old coworker a
marijuana edible they were working on at a sonic at
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the time.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Which, hey, wait, we're not restricting what young people can get,
are we. Yeah, no, let him have porn and let
him have edibles. That's what young people. We should not
deny young people anything.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Well, it turns out you are supposed to deny young
people edibles. But I gotta say, I don't think this
is the first time that team fast food workers if
consume marijuana while.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
They were working. Now, maybe not. That's just beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It does sound like the team's gonna be okay. But
she was had a bad reaction. Here's Officer Danny Bean
talking about the incident.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
She was throwing up, being sick from all the stuff
she ingested. I was just kind of taking back a
little bit about why did you give it to her? Whatever?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
How she how did she end up with it? You know,
because she asked for it.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
That's just zero responsibility for anything, not only a sixteen
year old, but also at a restaurant where they're gonna
be involved with people all day long. Right, something bad
is gonna happen no matter what, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That's what the gummies are for. You don't have to
do the bong thing. Bro. You're not supposed to consume
marijuana while you're working. That's wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But if you're sixteen, it's okay. Right, No, Oh, that's
not okay. It turns out even worse. Whoa I know
who knew?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
By the way, Tomorrow just totally random thought, but it
just crossed my visions.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Tomorrow is Milangna Trump's birth I love her. She's an immigrant,
and Tom Homan is reportedly working on sending her.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
To El Salvador for her birthday gift.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
There is a movement of people on the left who
want to have Malania deported.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Of course, if they're going to deport all the illegal aliens,
then she has to go, right. Well, one problem, problem
with that, the illegal part.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
She follows the law. Yeah, she came here legally. Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Well, it turns out one person out there that is very,
very friendly with these illegal immigrants is Georgia Senator Rafael Warnack.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Uh. This guy's been on a roll lately.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
He compared Jesus to illegal immigrants living in the barrio,
and I thought that was an interesting thing to do,
because it's first.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They're also comparisons to the situation there.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I would say, there's not first century Judea had no
equivalent to the socioeconomic or racial dynamics.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Of a modern day ghetto or barrio. But the man
will give birthad a barn.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, it was modest, not a fancy hospital like happened today.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, it was modest.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It was a rural village, but it was not a
marginalized enclave marked by systemic oppression, as the term ghetto
seems to imply.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Did they have the option of a modern, modern hospital.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, And in fact even the kings and the noblemen
didn't have that option back then.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
So they was all born in a barn too.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Well, they were all born in a humble, modest conditions
because they didn't have modern healthcare and a hut medical
technology and that's it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And a barn is basically just a hut for the livestock.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Suggesting that he was born in a ghetto kind of
risks misrepresenting the historical Jesus for rhetorical effect. He's banking
on emotional appeal over precision. It's a little alert, mister
Warnack to that.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I'm sure he would be aghast at the horrible mistake
he's made. Right, it's just a bit disingenuous.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know, that's my thing. It was on purpose, do
you all that? Being? Said?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Rafael Warnack, the senator from Georgia, says ethics questions about
his housing and financial disclosures have already been answered, so
don't worry. He's denying any wrongdoing and accepting a nine
hundred eighty nine thousand dollars residential luxury home. A nonprofit
group in Washington is asking the US Senate Select Committee
on Ethics for an investigation into how and why he
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was able to purchase this home. He moved into a
nine hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars luxury home in
Georgia provided by his church, and he was getting a
seventy four hundred dollars a month housing allowance. It's a
lot of money to spend on a house for somebody
that works at a church. You know, Is it legal?
Is are they trafficking money around? Funneling money? Is this
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money laundering anyway? He says, no, need to do an investigation.
He's all squared up. It's completely legit. No, not to
worry about here, Folks, look the other way. Political leaders
and religious leaders very rarely misuse and misappropriate funds, and
that's not what's happening here, of course not.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, and you could trust him, right.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Shame on you for even doubting the man and his
good intentions. You know, sometimes the intentions don't work out.
But I can't believe you think he made those comparisons
to Jesus like that to hurt somebody or to bring
something down.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, he says, Jesus was born in a barrio and
raised in a ghetto.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
So when I watched this and hear it coming from
folks who have a lot to say about their Christian identity,
I have to say, as a pastor, will be that
I think Jesus is the biggest victim of identity theft.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, he goes on to say he was raised in
a barrio and in a ghetto. Here's my question for you, Raphael.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You live in.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A nine hundred and eighty nine million dollar house, a
thousand dollars house, and some people wonder where that money
came from. Isn't that kind of the opposite of the
man you're painting Jesus to be?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh no, that's unfortunate. Can't he that you should throw
a bunch of truth at the man. You're listening to
the Walton and Johnson Network featuring Steve Johnson and Kenny Webster.
You must be the new guy.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You're never supposed to read the methodology for climate change
studies because if you do, you'll realize that they are
definitely blowing smoke up your ainus.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Uh yeah, and most people don't like that. I guess
there's some that probably do. So I did what you're
never supposed to do. You did, I apologize In advance.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
CBS News reports fossil fuel companies caused twenty eight trillion
dollars in climate damage study fines and so buried in
the article. If you click the link to the link
to the link. You finally get to the study, what
you learn is the methodology is a little flawed.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Basically, it works like this.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
They gathered a bunch of emissions data only for the
companies they hate, and they ran it through a series
of preposterous computer models, and they tinkered around with those
models until it gave them the exact results that they wanted.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Did they put the same people in charge of climate
change in charge of the vaccine updates too?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Oh? Do we have a Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm just asking because in general, you know, a lot
of people have told us we're a bunch of conspiracy
theorists up here telling you how the vaccines might not
be so good for you. But every day in the
news there seems to be more and more stories about
vaccines not being so good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Home, it sounds like you may have one for us.
It's time again for another edition of medical coincidences.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
All right, just a coincidence. We're not saying we know,
We're just saying we noticed, We.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
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Speaker 2 (10:39):
I don't necessarily understand what that is.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What is my legacy video? That's what the website's for.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
I mean, I could sit here and talk to you
all day about how great it is to hear stories
from your past, or tell stories now to your future
generations whichever.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Okay, you know, funny you bring that up. My grandparents
and my father are gone. They're never coming back, and
I always wondered, wouldn't it be cool if when I
had the chance, I had sat them down and made
a video of them telling some of those stories I
remember hearing as a kid. Unfortunately that that moment is
passed for me in life, but somebody out there hearing
this right now, they may still have a little window
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of time left with their loved ones.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
And the people that run this or professional interviewers have
worked in the news business for many, many years, decades even,
and they're very good at beginning to.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The stories that they want to tell.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You know that that interviewing your grandfather, for example, or
your father and bringing out some of those interesting stories
that you may have never even heard.
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So my legacy video dot Com I'd be the one
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Speaker 4 (11:44):
Bro, Well, this one I don't particularly like to share
with you, but it is in the news heartbreaking as
triplets regressed into autism within hours of their vaccination.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Within hours.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
These are not like newborns, but like nine months old,
still infants, and everybody has cautioned against vaccinating infants. But
you know how those people that are so pro vaccine,
I wanted to get every vaccine they can have and more. Besides,
as some of the people commented, the story out of Canada,
so there's not a lot of details, but the world
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has got to start paying attention to the tragedies that
are constantly reported about these people that are obsessed with
the vaccines. Thankfully, RFK Jr. Hopefully will allow some proper
science and investigation to move in that one guy said,
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all these conspiracy theories like us, you know, we're nuts,
told you know, not to do it, but they did
it anyway, and then they're reporting the kids they're dying,
or the kids are getting all.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Kinds of what is autism and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So RFK Junior says he's about to publish some data
that actually seems to prove that this is.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
A cause and effect situation. People are pretty mad about that.
They don't like to hear.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
If you're pro vaccine, you don't want anybody telling you
anything negative about it, even if it's true.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have an issue with vaccines in general, but
I think it should be a case by case basis.
All vaccines are not the same, and you probably don't
need a cocktail of vaccines all at the same time.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Maybe not. How would you.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Like to participate in a study that you could learn more?
Don't you want to learn more?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Participate? How exactly what Walgreens has put.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
A They're way too touchyffeliate Walgreens. They're calling, they're texting,
They're always up my butt about something. Clinical trials to
help improve COVID nineteen research.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
That says, if you are your child recently got a Pfizer,
A MODERNA blah blah blah, any of these vaccines, or
if you're planning to get one, join our study. You
could earn up to two hundred and seventy five dollars.
Isn't your health or the health of your child worth
at least two hundred and seventy five dollars?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Sounds like what you mean to say is the opposite
of that that they think it is worth that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, risk your child's health for two seventy five.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Can I be in the control group where I don't
get the vaccination and I get to pick, I still
get the money.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't think you get to pick, all right? I
think I just decided I don't like Riley Gaines anymore. Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh, Riley Gaines, the famous former collegi at swimmer.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Who is She's the actual woman that got beat at
swimming by a man.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Now, Riley Gaines has been out helping defend women's rights
in sports, and she's done a great job getting laws
passed all over the country, not to mention helping Donald
Trump to pass executive orders that will protect women in sports. Sure,
and I'm an advocate for all of that. I've met
Riley Gaines before, we've hung out. She's a beautiful person.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Tell me she swiped left on you.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, Riley Gaines just took to X and made a
point here that I think is unforgivable. Riley Gaines, it's
ketchup on a hot dog. I would have never even
ventured to guess as to something that diabolical, that awful,
that treacherous. Oh. She said she puts ketchup on a
hot dog and son, and that she doesn't understand why
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it's not okay, and some people have mocked her for it,
calling her cryly gains cute. She says, why are so
many people saying ketchup doesn't belong on a hot dog?
I've never heard this in my life, she says. Listen, right,
are you.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Kind of comparing that to the anti vaxers versus the
the overly vaxed mustard goes on a hot dog ketchup
goes on French fries.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
That's how it works, guys. What about range?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Ranch obviously can be used on different things, but specifically
on a hot dog. I would say no, no, but pizza.
You dip your pizza in it, but only only if
the pizza sucks.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
And French fries you don't have to use ketchup for fries.
Sometimes people like to mix mustard and ketchup together. And
ranch dressing's awfully good too. But also buffalo buffalo sauce, Yeah,
those the salt they put on buffalo chicken.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, good for fresh.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
I tend to agree with your point there, and what
about buffalo sauce all on a hot dog?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay, so now you're talking crazy, but I do want
to try it. We just went out on a limb there.
I prefer chili.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Sauce on a hot dog, cheese, mince onions.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Somebody out there is going to write an email right now.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
They're going to say, Kenny, I grew up white trash
and we all we had was ketchup. Listen, me too,
I was also white trash. Guess what mustard costs the
same amount of money as ketchup.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You didn't.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
You didn't stoop so low, even in your desperate poverty years,
to dip a little bit of your wiener in ketchup.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Listen, there's a scientific reason why you don't put ketchup
on a hot dog, or science or on a steak.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Huh, because you're not twelve anymore. No, it's a little
more complicated that, Okay. As you know, there.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Are city levels on a hot dog and on a
steak you're familiar with.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
We're talking.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Like your your pool water, your hot tub or water,
or your aquarium water, stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Right In short, my friends, and you have to understand
this is key ketchup sweetness and acidity can overpower the
savory flavors of hot or steak, masking their natural taste
and altering the eating experience.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Some people think that the wiener uh and a poorly
prepared steak might need its taste altered.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Okay, if it's just garbage, right, yeah, but that's why
they invented a one steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Look, I get it. You don't put a one on
your wiener though. No, actually I think a one's better.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Wait, could we just keep calling it hot dog? I
mean you make me a little uncomfortable, and.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
You are leaning into the weianer thing a little, have
you here.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It's because you're the meat of the hot dog, is
what you're scientifically approaching with the ketchup analysis.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I get that, but it's just the way you're saying
the word weiener.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't like it. Don't care.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Some people listening to us might think you're saying wiener
like that because you're alluding to something else when we're
all wiener weener wiener sae there see Yeah, no, I agree. Yeah,
it's making me very uncomfortable, you know, there are people listening.
This is a family radio show. Mister Kenne, if I put.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
The ketchup on a wiener, you will not eat that wiener. Now,
if I put mustard on my wiener, you're good to go.
Are we talking about the same thing here, Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
There's a hidden rally ranch party in my mouth. Walton
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