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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buddy. Yeah you pal, Hey chump, Well you know I'm
not your boyfriend or whatever. I'm just trying know you'ror
hardly qualified. I'm your brother from another Yeah, I think
I'm too pale to date you. What is it with
you and the Latinos? Another story for another time.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning, Speaking of a non pale people, we got
an email. We got multiple emails about this this this guy.
You have maybe not heard of him yet, but you will, okay,
And this one he must says.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I was watching a Saturday Night Live parody when I
saw this member of Congress declaring articles of impeachment against
President Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
By the way, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Schumer, you snooze, you lose. You waited too long. They
somebody jumped ahead of you in line. There's a Democrat
proclaiming it's time to impeach Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
His name is This is Congress.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Donald Trump has already done real damage.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You're saying real real And you know it's funny because
you can't see it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He looks like an Indian version of Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well think about look at it. Look at it in compartments.
I see that the Jimmy Fallon thing. But he has
the forehead and the hair of Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, he looks like he's in an emo band from
the early two thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Ahs of Jimmy Fallon. But then the bottom half looks
a little bit like well, kind of a conglomeration of
Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's like the Bollywood bass player in a Fallout Boy
tribute band. Yeah, but that that voice, play play that again.
I want to hear you. We'll hear him again. Okay,
hang on a second, let me rewind it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, this is Congressman Shree Tana dog. Donald Trump has
already done real damage to our democracyrillrill, damage.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you I think? I don't. I think y'all are
making this guy. I think you're leaning into it. I
think you know nobody rolls the R in real like that.
Just taking over this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Mark Wohlberg here, the more usterio. I mean, just cover
up his eyes so you can just see the forehead.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
By the way, he's already accomplished his only his only goal,
his only intent in doing this was just accomplished a
second ago by us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What is he a congressman of from from where who
voted for this guy thirteenth District of Michigan would be
one of the little enclaves in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And he is a he's, you know, an Indian American
congressman from the It's funny because he knows this. It's
never going to pass. Gee, they're not going to have
enough votes right now to Trump. What is he even
mad about that they want to impeach him for the
constitutional crisis? They love saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He was yesterday everything was what not accelerating? What was
it yesterday's word of the day we got from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh, it was escalation. Constitutional crisis another one. They're using
it a lot, Billy, Yet I think we really got
a we got a Barennad on that for just a second.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Any particular part of the constitution. That's a crisis that
he's obviously reacting to something Trump allegedly did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, they don't like that Maryland Dad or Denver Dad
got deported and when they's all still about the deporting criminals.
But remember when they tell you constitutional crisis, you laugh
in their face as loud as you can. You American
citizen who lived through the pandemic, who lived through four
years of open borders, and go into war without Congress's approval,
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mask mandates and vaccine mandates, shutting down businesses, arresting people
for gathering together in public places. The Democrats did that,
and they didn't do it a long time ago. They
just did it.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It sounds like a constitutional crisis of some kind, almost.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Vastly worse were than taking some Ms. Thirteen face tattooed child,
raping gang member and deporting him with that. Oh he
didn't get all the hearings he deserved, kiss my ass. Yeah,
you guys force that people to get vaccines and then
fired them when they wouldn't participate. You told people if
they didn't put a mask on a toddler on a
(04:10):
Spirit Airlines flight from Chicago to Milwaukee, they didn't deserve
to ever fly on an airplane again. Never again. Constitutional crisis,
Eat crap and die. I mean, okay, don't die. But
you guys go straight to the other part. A guy
will carried away with that. But I don't wish staff
on anyone. I take that back. But anyways, not a firefighter.
(04:30):
But you know, on the topic of the truck drivers
who were whose jobs were taken away from them, it
does feel like we're getting retribution right now? About what. Well,
there's this young woman in charge of our communications department
in the White House. Her name's Caroline Levitt. Yeah, it's
the second time you've mentioned her today. You got a
little bit of a crush on that little sweetie? Well,
(04:50):
I mean belly ed. She's the person we get information from.
I don't get to decide where the information comes from,
but yeah, she is pretty unrelated to what I was
about to say. Did you see the video of her
working out over the weekend with the young blonde Kenny's kryptonite.
He can't help it. I mean it's not just blonde,
but yeah, I definitely like blonde. Have you seen the
video of her working I'm about to I thinkop on
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a big screen. You wear in new yoga pants? Yes?
Do they stitch up the butt in a sports prop?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Look at there. And she's muscular too. You wouldn't have
expected that. Look at the abs. She's got abs. Would
you have thought Caroline Levett as abs. She's got a
nice little body fit. She looks like she could beat
a guy up if he tried to jump her. She's
got a really good form, good technique on her movements. Anyway,
yesterday she had this to say about truck.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Drivers, and then the third executive order, which actually speaks
to the heart of year question earlier about the uber drivers,
will be a order directing the Department of Transportation to
include English literacy tests for our truckers. This is a
big problem in the trucking community that unless you're in
that community you might not know. But there's a lot
of communication problems between truckers on the road with federal
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officials and local officials as well, which obviously is a
public safety risk.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So Alrightdan, speak English, No, come Brian day you know, well,
then just keep rolling. Yeah, bro, this is not a
big ask people that are out there moving around valuable
goods and working in transit all day long.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just the fact that they're driving some of these rolling
bombs or missiles down the freeway at seventy miles an
hours pretty good reason for them to be able to
communicate with us.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And it's not just speaking English, it's reading English. Yeah,
there's something on that sign that could affect your life
if you don't know what it says, and you don't
know what it says, like no trucks in this lane right.
I like those signs. I want people to know what
the hell in that lane where read no trucks read English,
speak English, or get the hell out of the country.
Enough is enough. It's infuriating that this is controversial. How
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could this be controversial? Even better, you told it? Blow
it up some reporters heads yesterday? Did you see all
the posters of all the illegal criminals that they've arrested
and Trump and I don't know if you paid it
with our money or with his own money for this,
but they went out and had it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's because it's one hundred day celebration today, so they
put one hundred posters look like those big giant election
campaign signs people put in their yard on those little
wire little wickets that you stuff in the ground. And
they had one hundred of them just lining the White
House lawn. And what was great, somebody noticed that this
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was right where the reporters, all the White House reporters
do their stand up hits.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
They call it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They're doing a hit from the White House. So if
they're doing a live shot, those wanted posters are behind
them in the background in the White House. And oh,
the MSNBC, CNN guys they just they lost their mind.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Over these things.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And underneath the picture of the guy, it says like rape, murder,
and some of them have like a long list of
stuff that they've been up to and they're out of
the country now, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's pretty brilliant. All these signs were strategically placed and
made simple enough so you got the message. The liberal
media loved showing you Donald Trump's mug shot. Okay, well,
what did Donald Trump do wrong? He had some classified
documents in an office somewhere protected by Secret Service behind gates,
like several other presidents and vice presidents have done. Yeah.
The people on these wanted posters, they're not wanted. They're arrested. Yeah, murder,
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assaulting a child, raping the children. They're mug shots. That's
how you got those pictures. And now MSNBC and ABC
News and CBS they all have to stand in front
of these signs, yeah, while they do their news report
and their audience gets to see it, unless you guys
don't want to stand in front of the White House, right, sorry.
And then, by the way, pretend they decide to use
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the alternate of a green screen with a camera shot
of the White House. They could do this sands those signs.
Doesn't that just prove what we've been saying about the
media for years that they might have a that they're liars.
Definitely that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, when people get to chummy with me, I like
to call them by the wrong name to let them
know I don't really care about them.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is the Walton and Johnson show desk. This is
your old iPod from like twenty years ago. It's good
to hear again.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I'm glad to know that you've run been through
my my drawers.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, I went through your drawers. I never my private drawers.
It never really occurred to me that this was like
a gay thing. I'm coming out. I want the world
to know. Never thought about that. It never crossed your
mind until I realized you love this song because you
have hetero privilege? Is that I have had? That's the thing? No, no, no, no, no,
gay privilege, that's what. Oh, hetero privilege. I'm sorry. Do
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you think ever having to even wonder about that song?
That's part of that? Do you think that straight people
get promotions and raises because of our sexuality? That's a
thing your community and joys.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Well, that's always been you up until just like the
last three minutes or so, so we're going to have
to continue to rail against it. And white heterosexual privilege. Well,
that's that's triple privilege right there. That's just worse.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, no, no, no, it's clear there's clearly no advantage
to being a heteronormative, cisgendered white guy in twenty twenty five. Bro,
can you help me here? What are you all talk about? Well,
we're talking about how sometimes people get a promotion or
you have white privilege. Yeah, that's the thing. And don't
forget hetero that is such an antiquated term. Yeah, that's
the thing too. You got you got all the privilege. Oh,
(10:28):
yet you have hetero privilege, misterro I have hetero privilege,
but white privilege canceled it. And tell me how hetero
privilege has helped you out? And it had it got
canceled because of the white thing. And what about you,
mister Cannets, tell me how your white privilege helped you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't because I got canceled by your your white
gay privilege canceled it out.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And isn't it interesting that I basically make the same
amount of money as both of you, and yet I'm
not black or gay. Is you make as much as
I do? I don't think, though, I mean I think
I do. I don't really, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I mean, can he get salary plus a fifty dollars
gas card a month? And obviously you can't put a
prizle on something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
No, it's priceless. You know, it's pretty awesome. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You take your gift card candy, that's all right, that's
good for you.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I found out you don't even have to use it
on gas. I can get like corn nuts and stuff
with it. Cool. Yeah, parties on you remember bugles bugle?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
They have bugle Yeah, which fingers, Yeah, you stick your
fingers into bugle and then you got like claws.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right love that.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
They're a little stale, but I got it all right.
You know they're good for your teeth when you chew
on them. That's what they are, all right. Everybody, you
just woke up and you wonder what's going on in
the world. Well, illegal aliens are being deported in mass
and arrested and jailed and imprisoned, and actually we're actually
doing our job. I really enjoy Tom Holman. I think
He's actually my favorite part of the new administration.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
The morale of Ice and Borbitals at all time high
because they're getting to pull the oath they took and
they're enforcing the law. Yeah, Borbital and the Biden administration.
I met with him. They felt like uber drivers and
tourist agents, men and women join the ranks of Ice
and Borbito to enforce law, meet the community safer, and
protect national security. I hear it all the time. There's
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a lot of people in this country don't like me.
I don't care. When I walk to an airport, I
have many people walking up to me and thank me
for what I'm doing it. Hey, I'm not thinking credit
for anything.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Dude. Tom Holman is just like a regular, normal, average
guy that you'd run into at the cracker barrel. And
when he says things, it's the most basic, simple way
of explaining it. And yet somehow I should be It's
exactly what everyone needs to hear right now. I am
straight it is. If I've heard one Tom Holman SoundBite,
I've heard them all. He's like, if you're an illegal
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alien in this country, I'm coming for you, and you're
committing crimes and walking around. We're gonna get you, We're
gonna arrest you, and we're gonna deport you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He says the same thing Christy Noms says, but he
says it much meaner. Yeah, and so you kind of
have to take it a little more seriously. But dude,
Christy no, I mean, come on, but come on, come on, dude.
Check her out.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh shit, three thousand dollars cash in her purse. That's
a little little sauce. Don't you think what was going
on there? Hey, that was my point. Why did she
need all that cash on her? What was He said?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It was because it was Easter weekend and she's to
have the kids and the grandkids and everybody over, so
she wanted to I don't know, she was rolling up
hundreds and putting them in easter eggs or what. I
don't know what kind of easter they do. Maybe she's
a good tipper, you know. Yeah, they were going to
go out the whole family, and maybe she knows that,
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you know, the weight staff might prefer cash, especially cash tips.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I always feel like when I tip a guy at
twenty instead of a five spot that I'm like that
I'm Donald Trump, that I was like, oh, gave that
guy a twenty. I look pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well he remember you later, you go back, Oh there's
my man.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's not that much more money way normally, but still
makes me feel better. Good. You know, God calls on us.
It's all about making yourself feel better. You know. Well,
when you're tipping people, God calls on you to be
generous and kind. That's what he did. And God is
talking to me, and he's talking to me a lot lately.
I've been having these.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
About being pope. I don't think you stay in a chance.
To be honest with you, I don't think i'd make
a good pope.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But I will say this a lot of times in
life when we think they're weird coincidences, that's just a
word we use to marginalize divine intervention. Uh huh, Well,
what did he intervene on you about? Okay, I'm gonna
tell a story right now, and I'm immediately going to
regret it. Okay, but it's gonna have to be quick.
We have a listener. A woman. There's a young woman
out there, and she is a very nice young woman.
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She's pretty, she's intelligent, she's attractive, and she is you're
not gonna believe this. She's like thirty, she's a virgin.
She's a virgin, and I was gonna go on a
date with this woman, and who knows what would have happened.
Do you understand what a scumbag I am? Yeah, you
know the kind of degenerate I am. I'm against it.
The night before we went out on this date, she
went out and ate cheese pizza from an upscale restaurant
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in town here, and she got the worst food poisoning
of our life, diarrhea, vomiting. She was up all night
this point. Young Oh, looky dude, she got to see
you're doing it right now. I know what it is.
That's not luck, that's not a coincidence. You're marginalizing divine intervention.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I am.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I am aware enough of what a scumbag When I.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Said, luky, she is lucky that the Lord thy God
imposed upon her this inconvenience to keep her out of
your grasp. Do you think I don't know that that's
the kind of look I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The Lord loves her. Do you think I am not
self aware enough to realize God gave this young woman
food poisoning to keep her away from me. I know
that she dodged a bullet, didn't she. There is no
doubt in my mind. The Lord looked down on her
and he said, I need to prevent you from being
alone with this smooth talking scumbag. And I get it.
I don't blame him. Frankly, I think it was the
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right thing to do. Is that your move?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You a smooth talker when it gets down to it,
this time, I do have the gift to gas.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Is that right? And you know you make a girl laugh,
you can get her panties off.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's the same kind of thing I read in all
these emails about why people might not want must spend
a lot of time with you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's the thing though, Just just because you can do
something doesn't mean you should. Yeah, exactly. Radio Life Dress Show.
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Buddy. Yeah you pal, Hey chump, Well you know I'm
not your boyfriend or whatever. I'm just trying know you'ror
hardly qualified. I'm your brother from another Yeah, I think
I'm too pale to date you. What is it with
you and the Latinos? Another story for another time.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Good morning, Speaking of a non pale people, we got
an email. We got multiple emails about this this this guy.
You have maybe not heard of him yet, but you will, okay,
And this one he must says.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I was watching a Saturday Night Live parody when I
saw this member of Congress declaring articles of impeachment against
President Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
By the way, Chuck.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Schumer, you snooze, you lose. You waited too long. They
somebody jumped ahead of you in line. There's a Democrat
proclaiming it's time to impeach Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
His name is This is Congress.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Donald Trump has already done real damage.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
You're saying real real And you know it's funny because
you can't see it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
He looks like an Indian version of Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well think about look at it. Look at it in compartments.
I see that the Jimmy Fallon thing. But he has
the forehead and the hair of Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, he looks like he's in an emo band from
the early two thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Ahs of Jimmy Fallon. But then the bottom half looks
a little bit like well, kind of a conglomeration of
Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He's like the Bollywood bass player in a Fallout Boy
tribute band. Yeah, but that that voice, play play that again.
I want to hear you. We'll hear him again. Okay,
hang on a second, let me rewind it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, this is Congressman Shree Tana dog. Donald Trump has
already done real damage to our democracyrillrill, damage.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Are you I think? I don't. I think y'all are
making this guy. I think you're leaning into it. I
think you know nobody rolls the R in real like that.
Just taking over this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Mark Wohlberg here, the more usterio. I mean, just cover
up his eyes so you can just see the forehead.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
By the way, he's already accomplished his only his only goal,
his only intent in doing this was just accomplished a
second ago by us.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
What is he a congressman of from from where who
voted for this guy thirteenth District of Michigan would be
one of the little enclaves in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And he is a he's, you know, an Indian American
congressman from the It's funny because he knows this. It's
never going to pass. Gee, they're not going to have
enough votes right now to Trump. What is he even
mad about that they want to impeach him for the
constitutional crisis? They love saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
He was yesterday everything was what not accelerating? What was
it yesterday's word of the day we got from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh, it was escalation. Constitutional crisis another one. They're using
it a lot, Billy, Yet I think we really got
a we got a Barennad on that for just a second.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Any particular part of the constitution. That's a crisis that
he's obviously reacting to something Trump allegedly did.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, they don't like that Maryland Dad or Denver Dad
got deported and when they's all still about the deporting criminals.
But remember when they tell you constitutional crisis, you laugh
in their face as loud as you can. You American
citizen who lived through the pandemic, who lived through four
years of open borders, and go into war without Congress's approval,
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mask mandates and vaccine mandates, shutting down businesses, arresting people
for gathering together in public places. The Democrats did that,
and they didn't do it a long time ago. They
just did it.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It sounds like a constitutional crisis of some kind, almost.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Vastly worse were than taking some Ms. Thirteen face tattooed child,
raping gang member and deporting him with that. Oh he
didn't get all the hearings he deserved, kiss my ass. Yeah,
you guys force that people to get vaccines and then
fired them when they wouldn't participate. You told people if
they didn't put a mask on a toddler on a
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Spirit Airlines flight from Chicago to Milwaukee, they didn't deserve
to ever fly on an airplane again. Never again. Constitutional crisis,
Eat crap and die. I mean, okay, don't die. But
you guys go straight to the other part. A guy
will carried away with that. But I don't wish staff
on anyone. I take that back. But anyways, not a firefighter.
(04:30):
But you know, on the topic of the truck drivers
who were whose jobs were taken away from them, it
does feel like we're getting retribution right now? About what. Well,
there's this young woman in charge of our communications department
in the White House. Her name's Caroline Levitt. Yeah, it's
the second time you've mentioned her today. You got a
little bit of a crush on that little sweetie? Well,
(04:50):
I mean belly ed. She's the person we get information from.
I don't get to decide where the information comes from,
but yeah, she is pretty unrelated to what I was
about to say. Did you see the video of her
working out over the weekend with the young blonde Kenny's kryptonite.
He can't help it. I mean it's not just blonde,
but yeah, I definitely like blonde. Have you seen the
video of her working I'm about to I thinkop on
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a big screen. You wear in new yoga pants? Yes?
Do they stitch up the butt in a sports prop?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Look at there. And she's muscular too. You wouldn't have
expected that. Look at the abs. She's got abs. Would
you have thought Caroline Levett as abs. She's got a
nice little body fit. She looks like she could beat
a guy up if he tried to jump her. She's
got a really good form, good technique on her movements. Anyway,
yesterday she had this to say about truck.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Drivers, and then the third executive order, which actually speaks
to the heart of year question earlier about the uber drivers,
will be a order directing the Department of Transportation to
include English literacy tests for our truckers. This is a
big problem in the trucking community that unless you're in
that community you might not know. But there's a lot
of communication problems between truckers on the road with federal
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officials and local officials as well, which obviously is a
public safety risk.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So Alrightdan, speak English, No, come Brian day you know, well,
then just keep rolling. Yeah, bro, this is not a
big ask people that are out there moving around valuable
goods and working in transit all day long.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Just the fact that they're driving some of these rolling
bombs or missiles down the freeway at seventy miles an
hours pretty good reason for them to be able to
communicate with us.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And it's not just speaking English, it's reading English. Yeah,
there's something on that sign that could affect your life
if you don't know what it says, and you don't
know what it says, like no trucks in this lane right.
I like those signs. I want people to know what
the hell in that lane where read no trucks read English,
speak English, or get the hell out of the country.
Enough is enough. It's infuriating that this is controversial. How
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could this be controversial? Even better, you told it? Blow
it up some reporters heads yesterday? Did you see all
the posters of all the illegal criminals that they've arrested
and Trump and I don't know if you paid it
with our money or with his own money for this,
but they went out and had it.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's because it's one hundred day celebration today, so they
put one hundred posters look like those big giant election
campaign signs people put in their yard on those little
wire little wickets that you stuff in the ground. And
they had one hundred of them just lining the White
House lawn. And what was great, somebody noticed that this
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was right where the reporters, all the White House reporters
do their stand up hits.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
They call it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They're doing a hit from the White House. So if
they're doing a live shot, those wanted posters are behind
them in the background in the White House. And oh,
the MSNBC, CNN guys they just they lost their mind.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Over these things.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And underneath the picture of the guy, it says like rape, murder,
and some of them have like a long list of
stuff that they've been up to and they're out of
the country now, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's pretty brilliant. All these signs were strategically placed and
made simple enough so you got the message. The liberal
media loved showing you Donald Trump's mug shot. Okay, well,
what did Donald Trump do wrong? He had some classified
documents in an office somewhere protected by Secret Service behind gates,
like several other presidents and vice presidents have done. Yeah.
The people on these wanted posters, they're not wanted. They're arrested. Yeah, murder,
(08:27):
assaulting a child, raping the children. They're mug shots. That's
how you got those pictures. And now MSNBC and ABC
News and CBS they all have to stand in front
of these signs, yeah, while they do their news report
and their audience gets to see it, unless you guys
don't want to stand in front of the White House, right, sorry.
And then, by the way, pretend they decide to use
(08:48):
the alternate of a green screen with a camera shot
of the White House. They could do this sands those signs.
Doesn't that just prove what we've been saying about the
media for years that they might have a that they're liars.
Definitely that.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, when people get to chummy with me, I like
to call them by the wrong name to let them
know I don't really care about them.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
This is the Walton and Johnson show desk. This is
your old iPod from like twenty years ago. It's good
to hear again.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I'm glad to know that you've run been through
my my drawers.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, I went through your drawers. I never my private drawers.
It never really occurred to me that this was like
a gay thing. I'm coming out. I want the world
to know. Never thought about that. It never crossed your
mind until I realized you love this song because you
have hetero privilege? Is that I have had? That's the thing? No, no, no, no, no,
gay privilege, that's what. Oh, hetero privilege. I'm sorry. Do
(09:42):
you think ever having to even wonder about that song?
That's part of that? Do you think that straight people
get promotions and raises because of our sexuality? That's a
thing your community and joys.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Well, that's always been you up until just like the
last three minutes or so, so we're going to have
to continue to rail against it. And white heterosexual privilege. Well,
that's that's triple privilege right there. That's just worse.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, no, no, no, it's clear there's clearly no advantage
to being a heteronormative, cisgendered white guy in twenty twenty five. Bro,
can you help me here? What are you all talk about? Well,
we're talking about how sometimes people get a promotion or
you have white privilege. Yeah, that's the thing. And don't
forget hetero that is such an antiquated term. Yeah, that's
the thing too. You got you got all the privilege. Oh,
(10:28):
yet you have hetero privilege, misterro I have hetero privilege,
but white privilege canceled it. And tell me how hetero
privilege has helped you out? And it had it got
canceled because of the white thing. And what about you,
mister Cannets, tell me how your white privilege helped you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I don't because I got canceled by your your white
gay privilege canceled it out.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
And isn't it interesting that I basically make the same
amount of money as both of you, and yet I'm
not black or gay. Is you make as much as
I do? I don't think, though, I mean I think
I do. I don't really, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I mean, can he get salary plus a fifty dollars
gas card a month? And obviously you can't put a
prizle on something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
No, it's priceless. You know, it's pretty awesome. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You take your gift card candy, that's all right, that's
good for you.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I found out you don't even have to use it
on gas. I can get like corn nuts and stuff
with it. Cool. Yeah, parties on you remember bugles bugle?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
They have bugle Yeah, which fingers, Yeah, you stick your
fingers into bugle and then you got like claws.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Right love that.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
They're a little stale, but I got it all right.
You know they're good for your teeth when you chew
on them. That's what they are, all right. Everybody, you
just woke up and you wonder what's going on in
the world. Well, illegal aliens are being deported in mass
and arrested and jailed and imprisoned, and actually we're actually
doing our job. I really enjoy Tom Holman. I think
He's actually my favorite part of the new administration.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
The morale of Ice and Borbitals at all time high
because they're getting to pull the oath they took and
they're enforcing the law. Yeah, Borbital and the Biden administration.
I met with him. They felt like uber drivers and
tourist agents, men and women join the ranks of Ice
and Borbito to enforce law, meet the community safer, and
protect national security. I hear it all the time. There's
(12:08):
a lot of people in this country don't like me.
I don't care. When I walk to an airport, I
have many people walking up to me and thank me
for what I'm doing it. Hey, I'm not thinking credit
for anything.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Dude. Tom Holman is just like a regular, normal, average
guy that you'd run into at the cracker barrel. And
when he says things, it's the most basic, simple way
of explaining it. And yet somehow I should be It's
exactly what everyone needs to hear right now. I am
straight it is. If I've heard one Tom Holman SoundBite,
I've heard them all. He's like, if you're an illegal
(12:39):
alien in this country, I'm coming for you, and you're
committing crimes and walking around. We're gonna get you, We're
gonna arrest you, and we're gonna deport you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He says the same thing Christy Noms says, but he
says it much meaner. Yeah, and so you kind of
have to take it a little more seriously. But dude,
Christy no, I mean, come on, but come on, come on, dude.
Check her out.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh shit, three thousand dollars cash in her purse. That's
a little little sauce. Don't you think what was going
on there? Hey, that was my point. Why did she
need all that cash on her? What was He said?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
It was because it was Easter weekend and she's to
have the kids and the grandkids and everybody over, so
she wanted to I don't know, she was rolling up
hundreds and putting them in easter eggs or what. I
don't know what kind of easter they do. Maybe she's
a good tipper, you know. Yeah, they were going to
go out the whole family, and maybe she knows that,
(13:28):
you know, the weight staff might prefer cash, especially cash tips.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I always feel like when I tip a guy at
twenty instead of a five spot that I'm like that
I'm Donald Trump, that I was like, oh, gave that
guy a twenty. I look pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well he remember you later, you go back, Oh there's
my man.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's not that much more money way normally, but still
makes me feel better. Good. You know, God calls on us.
It's all about making yourself feel better. You know. Well,
when you're tipping people, God calls on you to be
generous and kind. That's what he did. And God is
talking to me, and he's talking to me a lot lately.
I've been having these.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
About being pope. I don't think you stay in a chance.
To be honest with you, I don't think i'd make
a good pope.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But I will say this a lot of times in
life when we think they're weird coincidences, that's just a
word we use to marginalize divine intervention. Uh huh, Well,
what did he intervene on you about? Okay, I'm gonna
tell a story right now, and I'm immediately going to
regret it. Okay, but it's gonna have to be quick.
We have a listener. A woman. There's a young woman
out there, and she is a very nice young woman.
(14:28):
She's pretty, she's intelligent, she's attractive, and she is you're
not gonna believe this. She's like thirty, she's a virgin.
She's a virgin, and I was gonna go on a
date with this woman, and who knows what would have happened.
Do you understand what a scumbag I am? Yeah, you
know the kind of degenerate I am. I'm against it.
The night before we went out on this date, she
went out and ate cheese pizza from an upscale restaurant
(14:51):
in town here, and she got the worst food poisoning
of our life, diarrhea, vomiting. She was up all night
this point. Young Oh, looky dude, she got to see
you're doing it right now. I know what it is.
That's not luck, that's not a coincidence. You're marginalizing divine intervention.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I am.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I am aware enough of what a scumbag When I.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Said, luky, she is lucky that the Lord thy God
imposed upon her this inconvenience to keep her out of
your grasp. Do you think I don't know that that's
the kind of look I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
The Lord loves her. Do you think I am not
self aware enough to realize God gave this young woman
food poisoning to keep her away from me. I know
that she dodged a bullet, didn't she. There is no
doubt in my mind. The Lord looked down on her
and he said, I need to prevent you from being
alone with this smooth talking scumbag. And I get it.
I don't blame him. Frankly, I think it was the
(15:44):
right thing to do. Is that your move?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You a smooth talker when it gets down to it,
this time, I do have the gift to gas.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Is that right? And you know you make a girl laugh,
you can get her panties off.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's the same kind of thing I read in all
these emails about why people might not want must spend
a lot of time with you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's the thing though, Just just because you can do
something doesn't mean you should. Yeah, exactly. Radio Life Dress Show.
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