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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, kids, it's the Wallington Johnson Show here to tell you.
Don't smoke cigarettes unless you want to look really cool
and sexy in front of in front of women and
men you want to impress.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sure, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I mean, don't don't smoke cigarettes because it's bad for you,
but being cool he's probably good for you.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes unless you want to impress people
and have them think you're awesome and.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sexy and uh, you have that smoky think follow you
around all day because it's in your clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, you just got to get the right kind of cigarettes.
That's what.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, that's what you need. By the way, Uh, pop
quiz for Kenny. Kenny, you get to play, Okay, both
of you get to play, all of you. Everybody gets
to play, even mister Oh no, not me. No, he
don't play. Sorry, I've heard him say that. That's true,
assuming he's Homye right, he says.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Homie, don't play that. Yeah, I don't play that. I've
heard him say it. Okay, everybody else gets to play.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What would you bet an FA eighteen E fighter jet
of the United States Navy? What would you think that's worth?
How much would ballparking. I'm not expecting an exact figure. Okay,
it's tens of billions of dollars. I mean the one plane,
just one plane.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm gonna guess probably thirty billion dollars close. Yeah, that
seventy million, Okay, I was a little high, but still
a lot of money. What we've seen in the past
that these fighter jets do cost billions, but I guess
this one costs I guess I over.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Exactly yet, Like when they put an order in for
you know, a whole bunch of them, it's a billions
a dollar order, but each one's about seventy million, give
or take. Now, the F thirty five and then the
new F forty seven is gonna be way priceier. That's
gonna be billion.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How much do you think the F eighteen Hornet is
worth at the bottom of the ocean?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh? Zero dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So that's what the way it happened yesterday, the fighter
jet rolled off the side of an aircraft carrier and
sank to the bottom of the Red Sea over there
somewhere in the Middle East area.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa Native American seed that okay,
you stand corrected down.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Apparently it was being it was undertow, as they say,
not the undertoe like the ocean. It was under a
tractor was towing it across the deck of the aircraft carrier,
gonna move it, put it in position whatever, like that
tool song I got you. Yeah what and he lost control.
I don't know if he lost control of the tractor
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and the jet was just pulling it, you know, because
it's heavy, or if he lost control of jet. They
don't know, but one way or another, the fighter jet
and the tractor both went over the edge.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
There was a person on the jet and there was
a person in the on the tractor. Both of them
bandaged to jump clear with minor injuries, and they weren't
trying to do that and it went right. Now, they
don't normally dump a perfectly good seventy million dollar airplane
over the side. So believe it or not, they said
in a statement, an investigation is underway.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well that's good. You better.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I haven't believe of an investigations underway. You would just
throw seventy million dollars overboard. Sounds expensive, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
they probably want to make sure it don't happen again.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I would push stop to it immediately if it was
my boat, if I was in charge.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, that's a lot of money. That's Bill Belichick money.
You know, it really is. It's crazy to.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
See that interview on television yesterday. Bruh, somebody on Fox News.
I guess, I don't know if it's Jesse or whoever
was playing that clip. And they had that scene like
we aired yesterday, but you couldn't see it on the radio.
They're doing the interview with Belichick, but his girlfriend is
sitting off to the side. She's normally off camera, but
they had one of those cameras filming the filming.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right the making of the Oh my god, she just
she is harsh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Bro. I like that woman. I think I think it's hot.
You'd like to be bossed around pretty much. No, I
don't like to be bossed around. I just did say.
Past experience would say otherwise.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
How dare you how that is a gregious I would
never No, I'm a I'm a man, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, but do you say so?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Bill Belichick's girlfriend is According to the New York Post today,
there's a news story about insiders say girlfriend Jordan Hudson
is a runaway train.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That she's what twenty four, But she's got the bitchiness
of a fifty year old easy brip bro.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's got the voodoo po nani. You know what she
is doing right now? Notice what you're doing. Does she
got a grip on him? Oh? Yeah, what kind of grip?
Would you say she's got? That's the grip? Oh man,
the grip. Oh that's a good grip, I tell you.
So what are that? Fired her up? They just asked
how they met? Yeah, she didn't like Hell, they don't
have a good story. It's just said you should, you
(04:40):
should make one up. You can do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Even before this past weekend CBS interview in which Jordan
Hudson made it clear who wears the pants and the
legendary football coaches, friends were shaking their heads. According to
The New York Post, one insider said they are talking
to him about her, but very gently because.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They know how deep in he is. Oh listen to this.
One insider said, she sawn opening, and she took it.
I think he saw the opening well. Obviously.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The consensus among people around Belichick, another source said, is
that their relationship is alarming and Hudson is a runaway train.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think CBS has deceptively addeded this to make Bill
Belichick look bad. I don't think they want a guy
his age to hook up with a chick courage. I
think this is a bunch of feminists trying to lecture
a guy on how he shouldn't be dating younger women.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Don't remember that old song. If you know, this is
what it is like.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know, they said she's using you, and this is
what it like getting used, and baby, you just keep
on using me. Oh I wish she would use me. Yeah,
I know that's right. I do, Milichick, grown ass man.
I if he don't like the way she treating him,
I think he'll be all right to step up all
on his own. He don't need us holding his hand
(05:53):
to a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now, this is one of those classic things where like
a feminist looks at an attractive woman dating an old
guy and she tells them that it's exploitative.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But this is the reverse of what you normally get.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Normally they tell you, oh, that older guy with money
is exploiting her, But they have these sound bites of
her being mouthy and the fact that he actually lets
her help out with managing the team.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And she she's actually going out on the field.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't know what she does when she's there other
than just you know, walk around in her couture looking fabulous.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But she she's his hot assistant. She's out on the field,
you know, doing the leg work.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
She's think she's like making up plays and stuff. Do you.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think it's very unlikely. Good, But look at that body,
look at those lips, look at those over that this
woman is beautiful where I'm not going to believe that
the same liberal media that lies to us about everything
is suddenly right about the fact that this hot woman
in her twenties is exploiting maybe the greatest living football
coach on.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Earth this one time when the media was accurate. No,
I don't think so. Thank you, mister Oh, Thank you,
mister Kenneth. Listen to mister Oh. He will explore this
to you. He doesn't know a little more about women
than you. Yeah, well a little. I'll have to side
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Most of what I know about women and finance investing
I learned from mister Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And they go hand in hand, do they not, bro
You wouldn't, did I tell you?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Like it was the core of the best advice. Mister
Oh ever gave me, oh my god, the best advice.
Mister you can chase money, or you can chase women.
If you chase after women, actually say the word women,
but yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, he used a
different word that. If you chase after that, it's gonna
cost you a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
My phrase was, you can get after paper or yeah,
don't say that word.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The other one, the other one. If you chase after
the chasing paper or chasing.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That, if you chase after that, it's gonna cost you
a lot of paper. If you chase after paper, Okay,
You're gonna get a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's what I'm talking about. And I got to tell
you so far you have learned well, muscle on that
advice has worked out well for me, has it? Absolutely? Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, you know I'm not I'm no slouch, all right,
you know, all right for a man of my uh
you know, look.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
At this face.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure, look at the way I don't have to I'm
goofy and lanky looking. You would think, no, mister O's
you should sell it in a book. The advice he
gives men is it works.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But you do know the secret of having your picture taken?
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Kind of like the way uh fat girls always stand
next to a hot girl or vice versa.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You stand next to goobers all day you go look
strong and he don't make fun of this. Poor guy. Guy,
I know exactly what you're talking. I don't know what
you're talking about. What do you do? You guys know
what he's talking about? Not a clue? No, all right,
I'm not gonna say it out loud.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't even know what I'm talking about, so you
just guess it about stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Now I think I think you do know what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There's a photo of me on the internet from yesterday
and missed and Billy had pointed out the only what
did you say?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Who was that? Do we behead in here? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Billy had said, you only posted this photo on social media?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh yeah, because it makes you look good. And your
hands was in your pocket. What was that about? That's
where I keep my money.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You didn't trust yourself, That's not what it was. I
get This secret is that I'm like one hundred percent guy.
You kept that secret well, sparkle farts. I never would
have known. Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I want to talk about the Kelsey brothers, but it's
not sports, Okay. I just want to make clear that
it's not a sports thing. It's more of a social
media report.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, Well, if you can stick with it.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well, Travis Kelsey has unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. Now I don't
know if he's mad at Ryan or if you don't
want to get dragged into the whole Blake Lively Justin
Baldoni drama, which of course is going to drag Travis
Kelsey's girlfriend Taylor Swift into, because there's Taylor Swift Blake
Lively drama.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
As I'm sure you're well aware.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I actually do know about this because of dating girls
in their early thirties.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yes, sources say it's because of Blake and Ryan's legal
issues with Jo over the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It ends with us, But we don't know for sure
if Travis has an actual.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Problem with Ryan and Blake or if he, just like
I said, wants to distance himself from getting dragged into
this whole mess which we've just dragged him into. Anyway,
for the record, Ryan is still following Travis, and Blake
is still following Taylor but not Travis, and Taylor doesn't
follow anybody. I mean, she's Taylor after all. Okay, so
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it was explained to me, but against my will. By
the way, I never wanted to know any of this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That it's bad for Taylor Swift's rep to be associated
with Blake Lively, that it's bad for her image because
Blake Lively is suddenly so unpopular because these me too
allegations she has against her co stars.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She doesn't have many people on her side, not as
many as she thinks.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
People are starting to think, you know, America really is
shifting back to the right. A woman in Hollywood. Hang on,
Billy out o, Sorry, sorry, what's here's why this affects you? Billy,
I'd thought you were trying to put me to sleep.
Forget you know any of these people, Billy, I don't know. Okay, good, well,
I know what Travis kills she used. Good, let me
explain it, and Billy, I'd talk. A very famous Hollywood
celebrity female liberal is trying to make herself sound like
(11:11):
a victim at the expense of some guy. That's what
they do, and the general public isn't buying it to
the point where it's actually hurting her rep. It's a
little bit like Amanda Herd. But remember how the Amanda
Herd controversy started. Most people didn't believe that Johnny Depp
was a good guy right up until they actually took
a close look with a magnifying glass and realized.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The terrible, the awful thing that she was.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This woman was clearly insane, and it looks a little
bit like that's what's happening with Blake Lively. Now. Now,
I don't care, it doesn't affect me, yeah, but it
is interesting to see how people in Hollywood's publicists will
tell them, hey, you need to unfollow this person on
instagrammer or they're going to associate with her.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I would ask some questions because obviously i'd have come.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Up with a couple.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I wouldn't know the answers, but if I did, y'all
might keep talking about this. So I'm not going to
ask a question.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What is the guy's name that Blake Lively?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But mister Kenneth, do you know what's the guy's name
that Blake Lively is accusing of misconduct?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Justin Baldoni and the thing that they were both in
the It ends with us.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So they were in a movie together or a TV show.
I don't know, I didn't watch it. We're still talking
about in which the two of them were supposed to
be intimate with one another, and apparently she claims as
a victim that that it went too far. Now here's
what's funny about this. They have in Hollywood a thing
called intimacy coaches. This is hilarious, Bill. Yet if you get,
if you get one thing from this conversation, let it
(12:37):
be this. In Hollywood, they pay a person to tell
two rich professional actors how to have sexual pretend to
have sexual relations with one another without crossing the line.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And Blake Lively.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Skipped that process of the production and then during the
actual acting felt that her personal space was violated. Okay,
well I could see your point, but we had a
process in place to prevent that from happening, and you
were too important for it.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I was wondering, because I'm trying to stay out of
this too. But did she cash checks they gave her
for doing that scene? Probably? Probably did. I didn't go
home and hush up girl. Well you know, yeah, keep
taking their money. You keep living up to what they want.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well to your point, mister, oh, didn't we recently see
a statistic and it's a statistic I don't believe, But
even if it's close to being true, it's still fascinating
that ten percent of women between the age of eighteen
and twenty four have an OnlyFans account. So you're telling
me we live in a society where a large portion
of young, attractive women are selling photos of their booty
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hole on the internet for money.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I would like to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And you're trying to convince that group of people that
Blake Lively is a victim because a guy in Hollywood
who's considered to be attractive touched to the side of
her boob while they were filming a scene about touching
the side of her boob.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's hard to feel sorry for you. It sounds like
you signed up for this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
And as far as the polling goes, and I do
quite a bit of polling in my other job, I
believe that and I've I've checked with as many women
as I come across lately, and it turns out, surprisingly
to some heterosexual man, that women generally seem to prefer
(14:25):
and these are you know, like forty year old women,
not flighty twenty five's.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They prefer Jason Kelsey over Travis.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Because he seems more like a relatable guy. And everybody
talks about you know, dad Bob.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know he's got the you know, the heavy set,
he's he's a chunky, he's a thick boy, he's a
dad moody.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Men that you know go to the gym and work
out all the time and lift.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
They don't get the fact that women really kind of
prefer the travel or the Jason over the Travis body.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All Right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Let you in on my personal experience, and this is anecdotal.
I've been out of shape and I've been in shape,
and I gotta tell you being in shape has worked
a lot better for the better for you? Yeah, much better? Yeah,
well what's better for her? Okay, Well have you have
you considered? Let's talk about dad Bod for a minute.
People talk about dad Bod like it's this you can
just be out of shape or whatever. No, when they
say dad Bod, they mean a very muscular guy with
(15:25):
a beer belly. That's basically what they're talking about. Oh,
I think you could describe Jason that way.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Exactly professional football player, so he's probably a you know,
pretty muscular but covered up with a little bit of
that soft tenderness.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Right Exactly, when they talk about dad Bod, they're not
talking about auto shape computer programmer. They're talking about a
guy that used to play sports and then he stopped
playing sports it started eating, but he still had big
arms or whatever. Look, I cannot express this enough to
the young man out there listening to this radio show
right now.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
If you want a woman to love you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You have got to be able to deadlift twice your
body weight or you're gonna be alone for the your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's right. Just get used to that fact. Yeah, that's
the fact. It's all that is. Thank you very much.
Today's show is back to you by Tuesday. Hang on.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only tuesday.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I just wanted to break up the segment with that liner,
and it confused everybody took off their headphones.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh yeah, when you play that, it's usually time for
a coffee break or a walk to the restroom.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, that was just kind of like my Puddy's already
started to be at the back of the Okay, Steve Martin,
knock it off. Okay, let's talk a little bit about
streaming TV services for a minute. I'll make this brief
because I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We got gay.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That commercial we're huming that little other guy funny Boy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
They act all gay together.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Is that their way of kind of like coming out
without saying anything.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It's just like Steve Martin's been gay all these years
and we didn't know it. I was wondering what you
were talking about. There's a commercial with Martin Short and
Steve Martin.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's credit card thing where they're like husband and wife
and he's like, oh, I left my wallet, would you
mind getting this? And they're just real, you know, like
like they're a couple.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I think they're trying to play off the Three Amigos
thing without involving Chevy Chase.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, well, nobody wants to involve him in anything. No,
they don't like him. Okay, I wanted to talk about
Street eight gay. That's why.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, Okay, Billy Bill, Yeah, do you have streaming TV
at your house?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do you have a I got? I got the streams? Okay,
which one you got? Uh? We got? We got what
the hula.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, if you have Hulu with ads, it starts at
nine to ninety nine a month. Now, obviously that can
get more expensive with no ads or with the live
TV package.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But if you're just a college kid with.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not a lot of money, you want to watch TV
that starts at nine dollars a month. Netflix eight dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
A month with that one too. Yeah, Disney nine ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Canceled the cable because I was spending too much money.
And the next thing you know, you got like eight
streaming services and you're you're paying every middle what you
paid for cable.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Probably more right, probably Amazon Prime nine dollars eight ninety
nine plus tax.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And these are all the cheapest possible ones because, like
I said, that's with commercials. Who watches commercials?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Right, Well, that's my point is, but somebody with not
a lot of money who wants to watch TV at
their house might cough up seven to ninety nine a
month and watch Paramount Plus with ads or Apple TV
for nine dollars a month. Like I said, I'm going
somewhere with this. Yesterday we got a big announcement. One
of the biggest stars in California has decided to start
(18:24):
charging people to watch her stream on the internet.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Uh, California big stars like a barber streis a n
or somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, no, no, I guess again.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Uh who else is at in California is a big star?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Huh? I don't know, no big star. Uh, mister Kenneth,
would you like to take a swing at this one?
I think I already know. I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Former Vice President Kamala Harris is going to charge people
twenty five dollars per stream.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Wait, Kavala is the big star.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Kamala Harris is charging more than twice the amount of
pretty much every streaming service available so you can watch
her give one speech. You're probably wait, wait, that does
like per per stream right home much twenty five ninety nine?
It costs to watch her talk one time on the internet.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Can't we just watch the outtakes later on the news?
I care? You know she's going to suck. I cares.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's probably gonna end up on Twitter for free, which means,
you know, if you want to give elon musket tip,
you could, but I don't think he's gonna need it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
He's the richest guy on earth.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I guess I got to assume that money that you're
giving Kamala Harris probably goes towards paying off the fifteen
million dollars in debt she has from her presidential election.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, but do they really ever pay that back?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Docticians get They just build up debt all the time
for us, for themselves and they don't pay back.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
But doesn't that translate over to the next time they
run for office? Like, you can't just declare bankruptcy if
your campaign fails, can you? I don't know how it works.
I'm not sure it's if you can do that. Doesn't
that sound like it should be illegal? Because should then
anybody could just run for office.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They do a lot lot of stuff we think ought
to be illegal. Not fair points.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
The politician is a person who will lay down your
life for their country.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You're listening to the Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Hey, kids, it's the Wallington Johnson Show here to tell you.
Don't smoke cigarettes unless you want to look really cool
and sexy in front of in front of women and
men you want to impress.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sure, that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I mean, don't don't smoke cigarettes because it's bad for you,
but being cool he's probably good for you.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, don't smoke cigarettes unless you want to impress people
and have them think you're awesome and.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sexy and uh, you have that smoky think follow you
around all day because it's in your clothes.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No, you just got to get the right kind of cigarettes.
That's what.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, that's what you need. By the way, Uh, pop
quiz for Kenny. Kenny, you get to play, Okay, both
of you get to play, all of you. Everybody gets
to play, even mister Oh no, not me. No, he
don't play. Sorry, I've heard him say that. That's true,
assuming he's Homye right, he says.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Homie, don't play that. Yeah, I don't play that. I've
heard him say it. Okay, everybody else gets to play.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
What would you bet an FA eighteen E fighter jet
of the United States Navy? What would you think that's worth?
How much would ballparking. I'm not expecting an exact figure. Okay,
it's tens of billions of dollars. I mean the one plane,
just one plane.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm gonna guess probably thirty billion dollars close. Yeah, that
seventy million, Okay, I was a little high, but still
a lot of money. What we've seen in the past
that these fighter jets do cost billions, but I guess
this one costs I guess I over.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Exactly yet, Like when they put an order in for
you know, a whole bunch of them, it's a billions
a dollar order, but each one's about seventy million, give
or take. Now, the F thirty five and then the
new F forty seven is gonna be way priceier. That's
gonna be billion.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How much do you think the F eighteen Hornet is
worth at the bottom of the ocean?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh? Zero dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So that's what the way it happened yesterday, the fighter
jet rolled off the side of an aircraft carrier and
sank to the bottom of the Red Sea over there
somewhere in the Middle East area.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa Native American seed that okay,
you stand corrected down.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Apparently it was being it was undertow, as they say,
not the undertoe like the ocean. It was under a
tractor was towing it across the deck of the aircraft carrier,
gonna move it, put it in position whatever, like that
tool song I got you. Yeah what and he lost control.
I don't know if he lost control of the tractor
(02:22):
and the jet was just pulling it, you know, because
it's heavy, or if he lost control of jet. They
don't know, but one way or another, the fighter jet
and the tractor both went over the edge.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
There was a person on the jet and there was
a person in the on the tractor. Both of them
bandaged to jump clear with minor injuries, and they weren't
trying to do that and it went right. Now, they
don't normally dump a perfectly good seventy million dollar airplane
over the side. So believe it or not, they said
in a statement, an investigation is underway.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well that's good. You better.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I haven't believe of an investigations underway. You would just
throw seventy million dollars overboard. Sounds expensive, yeah, a little bit. Yeah,
they probably want to make sure it don't happen again.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I would push stop to it immediately if it was
my boat, if I was in charge.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, that's a lot of money. That's Bill Belichick money.
You know, it really is. It's crazy to.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
See that interview on television yesterday. Bruh, somebody on Fox News.
I guess, I don't know if it's Jesse or whoever
was playing that clip. And they had that scene like
we aired yesterday, but you couldn't see it on the radio.
They're doing the interview with Belichick, but his girlfriend is
sitting off to the side. She's normally off camera, but
they had one of those cameras filming the filming.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right the making of the Oh my god, she just
she is harsh.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Bro. I like that woman. I think I think it's hot.
You'd like to be bossed around pretty much. No, I
don't like to be bossed around. I just did say.
Past experience would say otherwise.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
How dare you how that is a gregious I would
never No, I'm a I'm a man, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh, but do you say so?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Bill Belichick's girlfriend is According to the New York Post today,
there's a news story about insiders say girlfriend Jordan Hudson
is a runaway train.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
That she's what twenty four, But she's got the bitchiness
of a fifty year old easy brip bro.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
She's got the voodoo po nani. You know what she
is doing right now? Notice what you're doing. Does she
got a grip on him? Oh? Yeah, what kind of grip?
Would you say she's got? That's the grip? Oh man,
the grip. Oh that's a good grip, I tell you.
So what are that? Fired her up? They just asked
how they met? Yeah, she didn't like Hell, they don't
have a good story. It's just said you should, you
(04:40):
should make one up. You can do that all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Even before this past weekend CBS interview in which Jordan
Hudson made it clear who wears the pants and the
legendary football coaches, friends were shaking their heads. According to
The New York Post, one insider said they are talking
to him about her, but very gently because.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They know how deep in he is. Oh listen to this.
One insider said, she sawn opening, and she took it.
I think he saw the opening well. Obviously.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The consensus among people around Belichick, another source said, is
that their relationship is alarming and Hudson is a runaway train.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm not buying it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I think CBS has deceptively addeded this to make Bill
Belichick look bad. I don't think they want a guy
his age to hook up with a chick courage. I
think this is a bunch of feminists trying to lecture
a guy on how he shouldn't be dating younger women.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Don't remember that old song. If you know, this is
what it is like.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
You know, they said she's using you, and this is
what it like getting used, and baby, you just keep
on using me. Oh I wish she would use me. Yeah,
I know that's right. I do, Milichick, grown ass man.
I if he don't like the way she treating him,
I think he'll be all right to step up all
on his own. He don't need us holding his hand
(05:53):
to a relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now, this is one of those classic things where like
a feminist looks at an attractive woman dating an old
guy and she tells them that it's exploitative.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But this is the reverse of what you normally get.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Normally they tell you, oh, that older guy with money
is exploiting her, But they have these sound bites of
her being mouthy and the fact that he actually lets
her help out with managing the team.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And she she's actually going out on the field.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't know what she does when she's there other
than just you know, walk around in her couture looking fabulous.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
But she she's his hot assistant. She's out on the field,
you know, doing the leg work.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
She's think she's like making up plays and stuff. Do you.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I think it's very unlikely. Good, But look at that body,
look at those lips, look at those over that this
woman is beautiful where I'm not going to believe that
the same liberal media that lies to us about everything
is suddenly right about the fact that this hot woman
in her twenties is exploiting maybe the greatest living football
coach on.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Earth this one time when the media was accurate. No,
I don't think so. Thank you, mister Oh, Thank you,
mister Kenneth. Listen to mister Oh. He will explore this
to you. He doesn't know a little more about women
than you. Yeah, well a little. I'll have to side
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Most of what I know about women and finance investing
I learned from mister Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And they go hand in hand, do they not, bro
You wouldn't, did I tell you?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Like it was the core of the best advice. Mister
Oh ever gave me, oh my god, the best advice.
Mister you can chase money, or you can chase women.
If you chase after women, actually say the word women,
but yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, he used a
different word that. If you chase after that, it's gonna
cost you a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
My phrase was, you can get after paper or yeah,
don't say that word.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The other one, the other one. If you chase after
the chasing paper or chasing.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
That, if you chase after that, it's gonna cost you
a lot of paper. If you chase after paper, Okay,
You're gonna get a lot of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That's what I'm talking about. And I got to tell
you so far you have learned well, muscle on that
advice has worked out well for me, has it? Absolutely? Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, you know I'm not I'm no slouch, all right,
you know, all right for a man of my uh
you know, look.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
At this face.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Sure, look at the way I don't have to I'm
goofy and lanky looking. You would think, no, mister O's
you should sell it in a book. The advice he
gives men is it works.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
But you do know the secret of having your picture taken?
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Kind of like the way uh fat girls always stand
next to a hot girl or vice versa.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You stand next to goobers all day you go look
strong and he don't make fun of this. Poor guy. Guy,
I know exactly what you're talking. I don't know what
you're talking about. What do you do? You guys know
what he's talking about? Not a clue? No, all right,
I'm not gonna say it out loud.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't even know what I'm talking about, so you
just guess it about stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Now I think I think you do know what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There's a photo of me on the internet from yesterday
and missed and Billy had pointed out the only what
did you say?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Who was that? Do we behead in here? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Billy had said, you only posted this photo on social media?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh yeah, because it makes you look good. And your
hands was in your pocket. What was that about? That's
where I keep my money.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You didn't trust yourself, That's not what it was. I
get This secret is that I'm like one hundred percent guy.
You kept that secret well, sparkle farts. I never would
have known. Stay tuned for more Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I want to talk about the Kelsey brothers, but it's
not sports, Okay. I just want to make clear that
it's not a sports thing. It's more of a social
media report.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, Well, if you can stick with it.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well, Travis Kelsey has unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. Now I don't
know if he's mad at Ryan or if you don't
want to get dragged into the whole Blake Lively Justin
Baldoni drama, which of course is going to drag Travis
Kelsey's girlfriend Taylor Swift into, because there's Taylor Swift Blake
Lively drama.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
As I'm sure you're well aware.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
I actually do know about this because of dating girls
in their early thirties.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yes, sources say it's because of Blake and Ryan's legal
issues with Jo over the movie.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
It ends with us, But we don't know for sure
if Travis has an actual.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Problem with Ryan and Blake or if he, just like
I said, wants to distance himself from getting dragged into
this whole mess which we've just dragged him into. Anyway,
for the record, Ryan is still following Travis, and Blake
is still following Taylor but not Travis, and Taylor doesn't
follow anybody. I mean, she's Taylor after all. Okay, so
(10:27):
it was explained to me, but against my will. By
the way, I never wanted to know any of this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
That it's bad for Taylor Swift's rep to be associated
with Blake Lively, that it's bad for her image because
Blake Lively is suddenly so unpopular because these me too
allegations she has against her co stars.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She doesn't have many people on her side, not as
many as she thinks.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
People are starting to think, you know, America really is
shifting back to the right. A woman in Hollywood. Hang on,
Billy out o, Sorry, sorry, what's here's why this affects you? Billy,
I'd thought you were trying to put me to sleep.
Forget you know any of these people, Billy, I don't know. Okay, good, well,
I know what Travis kills she used. Good, let me
explain it, and Billy, I'd talk. A very famous Hollywood
celebrity female liberal is trying to make herself sound like
(11:11):
a victim at the expense of some guy. That's what
they do, and the general public isn't buying it to
the point where it's actually hurting her rep. It's a
little bit like Amanda Herd. But remember how the Amanda
Herd controversy started. Most people didn't believe that Johnny Depp
was a good guy right up until they actually took
a close look with a magnifying glass and realized.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The terrible, the awful thing that she was.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This woman was clearly insane, and it looks a little
bit like that's what's happening with Blake Lively. Now. Now,
I don't care, it doesn't affect me, yeah, but it
is interesting to see how people in Hollywood's publicists will
tell them, hey, you need to unfollow this person on
instagrammer or they're going to associate with her.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I would ask some questions because obviously i'd have come.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Up with a couple.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I wouldn't know the answers, but if I did, y'all
might keep talking about this. So I'm not going to
ask a question.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
What is the guy's name that Blake Lively?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But mister Kenneth, do you know what's the guy's name
that Blake Lively is accusing of misconduct?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Justin Baldoni and the thing that they were both in
the It ends with us.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
So they were in a movie together or a TV show.
I don't know, I didn't watch it. We're still talking
about in which the two of them were supposed to
be intimate with one another, and apparently she claims as
a victim that that it went too far. Now here's
what's funny about this. They have in Hollywood a thing
called intimacy coaches. This is hilarious, Bill. Yet if you get,
if you get one thing from this conversation, let it
(12:37):
be this. In Hollywood, they pay a person to tell
two rich professional actors how to have sexual pretend to
have sexual relations with one another without crossing the line.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And Blake Lively.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Skipped that process of the production and then during the
actual acting felt that her personal space was violated. Okay,
well I could see your point, but we had a
process in place to prevent that from happening, and you
were too important for it.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I was wondering, because I'm trying to stay out of
this too. But did she cash checks they gave her
for doing that scene? Probably? Probably did. I didn't go
home and hush up girl. Well you know, yeah, keep
taking their money. You keep living up to what they want.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Well to your point, mister, oh, didn't we recently see
a statistic and it's a statistic I don't believe, But
even if it's close to being true, it's still fascinating
that ten percent of women between the age of eighteen
and twenty four have an OnlyFans account. So you're telling
me we live in a society where a large portion
of young, attractive women are selling photos of their booty
(13:44):
hole on the internet for money.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I would like to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And you're trying to convince that group of people that
Blake Lively is a victim because a guy in Hollywood
who's considered to be attractive touched to the side of
her boob while they were filming a scene about touching
the side of her boob.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's hard to feel sorry for you. It sounds like
you signed up for this.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
And as far as the polling goes, and I do
quite a bit of polling in my other job, I
believe that and I've I've checked with as many women
as I come across lately, and it turns out, surprisingly
to some heterosexual man, that women generally seem to prefer
(14:25):
and these are you know, like forty year old women,
not flighty twenty five's.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
They prefer Jason Kelsey over Travis.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Because he seems more like a relatable guy. And everybody
talks about you know, dad Bob.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You know he's got the you know, the heavy set,
he's he's a chunky, he's a thick boy, he's a
dad moody.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Men that you know go to the gym and work
out all the time and lift.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
They don't get the fact that women really kind of
prefer the travel or the Jason over the Travis body.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
All Right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Let you in on my personal experience, and this is anecdotal.
I've been out of shape and I've been in shape,
and I gotta tell you being in shape has worked
a lot better for the better for you? Yeah, much better? Yeah,
well what's better for her? Okay, Well have you have
you considered? Let's talk about dad Bod for a minute.
People talk about dad Bod like it's this you can
just be out of shape or whatever. No, when they
say dad Bod, they mean a very muscular guy with
(15:25):
a beer belly. That's basically what they're talking about. Oh,
I think you could describe Jason that way.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Exactly professional football player, so he's probably a you know,
pretty muscular but covered up with a little bit of
that soft tenderness.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Right Exactly, when they talk about dad Bod, they're not
talking about auto shape computer programmer. They're talking about a
guy that used to play sports and then he stopped
playing sports it started eating, but he still had big
arms or whatever. Look, I cannot express this enough to
the young man out there listening to this radio show
right now.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
If you want a woman to love you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
You have got to be able to deadlift twice your
body weight or you're gonna be alone for the your wife.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's right. Just get used to that fact. Yeah, that's
the fact. It's all that is. Thank you very much.
Today's show is back to you by Tuesday. Hang on.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Nothing screws up your Friday more than realizing it's only tuesday.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I just wanted to break up the segment with that liner,
and it confused everybody took off their headphones.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh yeah, when you play that, it's usually time for
a coffee break or a walk to the restroom.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, that was just kind of like my Puddy's already
started to be at the back of the Okay, Steve Martin,
knock it off. Okay, let's talk a little bit about
streaming TV services for a minute. I'll make this brief
because I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We got gay.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
That commercial we're huming that little other guy funny Boy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
They act all gay together.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Is that their way of kind of like coming out
without saying anything.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
It's just like Steve Martin's been gay all these years
and we didn't know it. I was wondering what you
were talking about. There's a commercial with Martin Short and
Steve Martin.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's credit card thing where they're like husband and wife
and he's like, oh, I left my wallet, would you
mind getting this? And they're just real, you know, like
like they're a couple.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I think they're trying to play off the Three Amigos
thing without involving Chevy Chase.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, well, nobody wants to involve him in anything. No,
they don't like him. Okay, I wanted to talk about
Street eight gay. That's why.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, Okay, Billy Bill, Yeah, do you have streaming TV
at your house?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do you have a I got? I got the streams? Okay,
which one you got? Uh? We got? We got what
the hula.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, if you have Hulu with ads, it starts at
nine to ninety nine a month. Now, obviously that can
get more expensive with no ads or with the live
TV package.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
But if you're just a college kid with.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Not a lot of money, you want to watch TV
that starts at nine dollars a month. Netflix eight dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
A month with that one too. Yeah, Disney nine ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Canceled the cable because I was spending too much money.
And the next thing you know, you got like eight
streaming services and you're you're paying every middle what you
paid for cable.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Probably more right, probably Amazon Prime nine dollars eight ninety
nine plus tax.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And these are all the cheapest possible ones because, like
I said, that's with commercials. Who watches commercials?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Right, Well, that's my point is, but somebody with not
a lot of money who wants to watch TV at
their house might cough up seven to ninety nine a
month and watch Paramount Plus with ads or Apple TV
for nine dollars a month. Like I said, I'm going
somewhere with this. Yesterday we got a big announcement. One
of the biggest stars in California has decided to start
(18:24):
charging people to watch her stream on the internet.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Uh, California big stars like a barber streis a n
or somebody?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, no, no, I guess again.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Uh who else is at in California is a big star?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Huh? I don't know, no big star. Uh, mister Kenneth,
would you like to take a swing at this one?
I think I already know. I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Former Vice President Kamala Harris is going to charge people
twenty five dollars per stream.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Wait, Kavala is the big star.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Kamala Harris is charging more than twice the amount of
pretty much every streaming service available so you can watch
her give one speech. You're probably wait, wait, that does
like per per stream right home much twenty five ninety nine?
It costs to watch her talk one time on the internet.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Can't we just watch the outtakes later on the news?
I care? You know she's going to suck. I cares.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
It's probably gonna end up on Twitter for free, which means,
you know, if you want to give elon musket tip,
you could, but I don't think he's gonna need it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
He's the richest guy on earth.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I guess I got to assume that money that you're
giving Kamala Harris probably goes towards paying off the fifteen
million dollars in debt she has from her presidential election.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, but do they really ever pay that back?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Docticians get They just build up debt all the time
for us, for themselves and they don't pay back.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
But doesn't that translate over to the next time they
run for office? Like, you can't just declare bankruptcy if
your campaign fails, can you? I don't know how it works.
I'm not sure it's if you can do that. Doesn't
that sound like it should be illegal? Because should then
anybody could just run for office.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They do a lot lot of stuff we think ought
to be illegal. Not fair points.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
The politician is a person who will lay down your
life for their country.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
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