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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is in don't feel bad if you forgot. It's
an obscure one. Jeremy Piven, back in the nineties was
a star of a movie called PCU I would remember,
which kind of predicted everything that's going on it with
the black nationalists and the gay rights people and the Feminazis,
And they talked about how on a college campus there
were all these micro communities of subcultures who were political
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extremists and on the left. Even though they were all
ideologically aligned, they kind of hated each other.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And that all started because of early political correctness. And
they asked some fiction writers to create some, you know,
just ridiculous, farcical fictional world where all that political correctness
went too far, and then we lived it right.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Listen to how great this movie line up based by
the way they had Jeremy Piven, David Spade, John Favreau,
Matt Ross you might not remember he was the villain
from the TV show Silicon Valley. George Clinton had speaking
roles in them. Jessica Walter, you may remember from Arrested Development.
That is a funny movie way before anyone knew who
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any of those people were. And prophetic if you will,
because Now when you look around, you see the trans
ideology and the islam Islamic ideology and all the different
little hodgepodges of sort of a Frankenstein monster of political ideology.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They've slammed together to create leftism.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And it's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And way before anybody realized it, like, these are not
belief systems that can coexist. They're not Islam cannot coexist
with the lgbt Q I A plus plus infinity sign movement.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, they say Islam is the religion of peace, and
the old joke is, yeah, pieces of you everywhere, piece
up in the tree. No, the real religion of peace says,
we are a religion of peace if you just do
what we tell you. There's that other side of the
(02:05):
if though, if you don't, how does a Jeff Dunham
put it again? I kill you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I kill you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And by the way, before you start writing us an
angry email or whatever, you know, there's a difference between
secular Muslims and Islamists.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know there is.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't have an issue with you know, some Muslim
wearing blue jeans that works in a hospital somewhere. It's
the person who makes all their wives put a towel
over their head and then forces them to live in
some Sharia law community.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That they expect me to add here too. That pisses
me off.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Hey, I got a question for you. Are you gonna
stop and ask that that's trying to chunk rocks with
your wife or saw your head off if he's an
extremist or a fundamentalist. Can't you usually tell if they're
trying to sell you Nick a head off?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Nick? I think you can tell. Yeah, I just don't know.
If you don't have time to sort that out in
an individual basis, better to throw the baby out with
the bath water.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I am so glad that you're here right now, Billy D.
Because what we're about to do we could not have
done without you this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Would keep it? You want to keep just saying on
the air, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
There is a rule on the wall in Johnson Show
that we ought not do stupid criminal reports without my boy,
Billy D.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
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Speaker 2 (03:26):
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has been issued.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
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Speaker 1 (04:40):
I have these conversations with my neighbors every evening when
we're out walking our dogs. Everyone that owns a dog
in my building seems to congregate out behind the building
around the same time every evening. Get to watch them poop,
and that's when we have conversations about things going on.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And usually it's a it's a funny news story. You
dogs think it's weird that we want to watch them poop? Yeah,
sure that they do.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One of my favorite genres of news stories, Billiad, is
criminals who accidentally try to mug UFC fighters or MMA fighters.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's a narrow group. You don't get a lot, but
when you do, you get impact.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's happened many times, it doesn't happen all the time.
It is that there was a female at UFC fighter
who beat the hell out of a mugger back in
twenty nineteen. Sure was a famous news story involving a
UFC fighter in New York City that got mugged.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But I'm guessing there's another new one. We got a
new one.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I want you to imagine committing a crime against I mean,
the mugger going after a UFC fighter is stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I want you to multiply that by ten.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Put that mentality on steroids and LSD and multiply it
by ten, and this is what you get. The illegal
immigrant who tried to steal, or who did steal and
then got caught for stealing Christy nomes Gucci purse. That
guy did not know who she was.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know, I didn't. I didn't think it was targeted
at her. I think it was just the fact that
it's probably pretty nice looking. First, she's a pretty lady,
and that guy just figured he'd get away with something
nice because she she dresses good. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Now, the media tried to make it sound like it
was some white guy that did They no, he's a
Chilean illegal immigrant from South America.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They wanted it to be a Trump supporter, somebody that
could turn into a maga fool.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Right, But forget all that. That's not even the most
interesting thing about this. The most interesting thing to me
about this news story is that the illegal immigrant who
committed the crime did not know that he was stealing
in an expensive handbag, the personal handbag, not only from
the woman who's in charge of the border patrol, she's
actually the boss of the guy who's the boss of
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the border patrol, Tom Holman. The borders are and you're
you know, the border, the ice and all that they
work for. Christy Home. This is the top of the pyramid.
You could not have picked a worse person to try
to steal from.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So when does the the MMA fighter kick his ass?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Billy, I think you're missing the point that was.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You said we had an MMA fighter gets caught doing
something stupid the criminal story, and then there's no MMA fighter, And.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Then you're missing the point here, Bill. Yet, it was
the logic of it. It was that that, as stupid
as that is, somehow you could be dumber than that, Right,
It's like trying to mug a bunch of ninjas. It's
a crazy, stupid thing to try to steal the pin
when you're an illegal.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Immigrant and there's there's no MMA fighter in the story
at all, no UFC.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, no.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that's a little disappointing to be honest with Jinny.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm not really sure you're understanding what happened.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't really think you you understand how this old
storytelling thing works.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It's an analogy. Bill, Yet, are you really not kidding this.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know what you're allergic to, but you ought
not tell stories without good endings.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Forty nine year old Chilean national Mario Bustamente leve stole
a purse containing three thousand dollars in cash, a passport,
a wallet, and a government id from the woman whose
job it is to send swat teams after illegal immigrants.
This is worse than a UFC fighter in terms of retribution.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Billy had this.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
A UFC fighter would have been a walk in the
park compared to what this guy's got to deal with Now.
He's going to end up in an l Salvador prison
for the rest of his life, probably getting sodomized by
a bunch of guys with face tattoos.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But we'll never hear the story about how I got
his butt whooped.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He will, he will get his butt whop.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Do just have to agree to believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I think whooping his butt would be nice compared to
what's probably gonna end up happening to this guy. I
bet he would beg for a butt whooping after what he's.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
About to tell.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I would suggest this, next time you have a story
to tell, Let's say it's a story with a ghost
in it. You know it's a gestory ghost story. Boo
at some point. Oh, you know, put a ghost in
it somewhere in a story. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, So then this guy is going to get all
the way down to the L Salvador prison where an
illegal immigrant criminal MS. Thirteen gangbanger and previous MMA fighter
will fight him. Oh did he know?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Mui taie? I bet he did this, this fake guy
you're creating.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, I don't think they have a bar in the
Al salvad Or prison. I don't know how he's going
to get a cocktail in there.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But he did put a knee in his his in
his teeth right and knock all his teeth out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He puts something somewhere, but it was two different body
parts that you didn't just describe.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Was it a blood instrument of some kind?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Technically it's an FCC violation for me to describe what
will happen to this guy on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Better show is going to be the greatest show.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I've got a great two for Tuesday. It must be
two for Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, that two for Toody Special Walton N Johnson or
piss You off, how lawmakers can purchase stock and invest
in things that the government's gonna pump money into months later.
But most people wouldn't know that if they didn't work
inside DC.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, it used to, but I kind of got used
to it after all those years of being lied and
lied to and cheat by the government. I mean, well,
not a good woman, you know. Well, Josh Holly has
an idea. It's called people have suggested that maybe we
all stop being surprised by what some of these Democrats do,
since they keep doing it over and over for as
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long as we can remember.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I hate to be the guy to point this out,
but Republicans do this as well. It's true, Dan Crenshaw,
for example.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We're the ones that keep being shocked by it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Fair Josh Holley, the Senator of Missouri, is reigniting the
Pelosi Act. It's a push to ban lawmakers from trading stock.
And I will say this, I would be okay with
lawmakers trading stock if every time they bought or sold
a stock they were legally required to write.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
A tweet about it. That sounds good, you know what
I mean, Like just alert the public.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hey everyone, I just bought one hundred shares of Microsoft
you did.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And I'm not saying why why did you do that?
I just had a dream. I woke up and it
just felt I felt the calling.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You remember, right before the pandemic, we learned that some
of the wealthiest members of Congress all sold their stock.
They sold millions of dollars in stock within a couple
of days, and then the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hit boom, and then they bought all their stock bats
and then boom back up again.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wouldn't you have liked.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
To have known about it before the pandemic, before they
all right, we're gonna lock down the whole country for
two weeks to slow the spread.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wouldn't it have been cool if a few minutes before
that announcement was made someone told you, and you're, oh,
I'm gonna get on my Charles Schwab or whatever you know, Fidelity,
whatever you're using to buy robin Hood, whatever app you use,
I'm gonna sell all my stock real quick.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'll buy it back in a few hours. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That would have been handy, But you know, I probably
wouldn't have done it. You wouldn't have, but it would
have been good for the rest of y'all. Yeah, why
wouldn't they. I don't miss on that stock stuff much.
You don't have a four oh one K or a Yeah, probably,
I don't know somebody else is looking in at all that?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay, who's looking into it? Billy? And aren't you concerned
that you don't keep track of your own finances?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah? I'm very concerned, very very concerned.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You don't see him that concerned. Ye.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, keep trying to make me want to worry about
stuff and be concerned about stuff, and I ain't ain't
gonna do if I was gonna worry about something, I
just do whatever it took to make me stop worrying
about stuff. You know, it all worked up? You know somebody,
somebody stole your credit card number. They're trying to steal
your ID, their identity. You know. Uh, well, if I
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if I get all worked up about it, will it
make it better?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This does remind me of that time someone stole your
credit card, but you didn't call to have it canceled
because the person was spending less money than pre lean did.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean that just made perfect sense. I got
that bill and I was like, I didn't buy any
of this stuff. But they're they're much more, which you
call it fru frugal.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, well to.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That point, Billy, I can't argue with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But man, I will say this, yesterday our press secretary
started talking about something you wouldn't have expected from.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
O blondie Caroline Levitt. Yah, that's her.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The last administration was so bad. I'm allowed to say
the R word now, can't. Oh yeah, the last president
was so retarded. The press secretary for the new administration
still has to field questions about it.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Millions of Americans watched our mentally incompetent president struggle with
his day to day duties of this office. We watched
our country be ran into the ground as a result,
and nobody in the media wanted to write about that
talk about it. There were many many reporters, I will say,
right leaning reporters who did talk about that, who didn't
get awards, didn't get coverage. In fact, they were land
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masted for their coverage. And I remember being on President
Trump's campaign talking about Joe Biden's clear mental incompetence.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
My favorite thing about the media suddenly admitting that there
was something wrong with him is how Jake Tappers said,
the guy that spent four years trying to tell us
Joe Biden was fine, and anyone that says otherwise shouldn't
even be allowed to speak on CNN. And then he
wrote a book about how he was the hero who
uncovered the dementious scandal.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, a little late for that, Jake.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
How could anyone have not known that this guy's brain
was broken?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I mean, I'll lated it effect a strategy to mobilize
shoot it and I suffered a pressure.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's just you can play it back as many times
as you want to. It never makes sense.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It didn't make any sense to him when he was
saying it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We slowed it down, we spit it up, we listened
to it piece at a time. Never makes sense, not
one time.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you go to Twitter and you just type the
word decline, the type the word decline into the search
bar at the top of the screen, it's nothing but
clips of Joe Biden sounding like his brain is broken,
or members of the liberal media trying to explain it
away or trying to make it sound like they always knew.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But according to the news out just this morning on
mainstream media, because it's the first one hundred days of Trump.
The report card is in, and guess what the mainstream
media will tell you, and has already told you many times.
Donald Trump has had the worst one hundred days of
any president ever in the history of ever, ever and
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ever more. It's the worst, way worse than Biden's first
hundred days, worse than Obama's.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
He's just Trump's just the worst in the In the
the first year of Joe Biden in office, the first
half a year, didn't we get into a recession and
crime spiked?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
USh your mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There's a report out today that says that right now
at the border, there's about nine illegal aliens that get
over the border each day because of a mental not
a mental, a medical emergency like they were bleeding out
or something like that. Compare that to the same time
four years ago, is about five to six thousand a day.
Oh yeah, they were letting them in just for because
they want to be here.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh no, there's no argue in the fact that Biden
was mentally incompetent, But also he wasn't running the country.
I mean they were using him to make you know,
some of these statements that sounded so stupid that whoever
was running the country didn't he want credit for it.
But this was all on purpose. They're running the country
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into the ground, these millions of illegal invaders that came across.
It was on purpose, obviously, because once Trump took over,
he plugged the hole in the boat within like a week.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We knew that Joe's brain was broken in twenty nineteen
because he couldn't go out and campaign.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
All you got him from him was a highly.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Edited AI generated video of what was essentially his voice
from thirty years ago telling you about modern day political issues.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But he called a lid and was hanging out in
the basement while that was playing on the TV.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
One of the many people responsible for pushing the Joe
Biden as sharp as a tack lie was Congressman Jim Clyburn,
who actually went out and campaigned for Joe. Here he
is yesterday on CNN talking about what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Right now, Sir.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
At the White House Correspondent Center over the weekend, one
reporter who won one of the awards spoke about former
President Joe Biden. Of course, you played an enormous role
in his initial winning the Democratic primary and then of
course went on to win.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
For presidents.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I want to show you what Alex Thompson said, we'll
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Take a look.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
President Biden's decline and its cover up by the people
around him is a reminder that every White House, regardless
of party, is capable of deception.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
With everything that has happened with Donald Trump, do you
believe that President Joe Biden bears any responsibility for Trump's
election because of that particular reality.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Well, we all have some responsibility for this. The fact
of the matter is Joe Biden owned substance once again,
was an outstanding president. And look at his record. You
can look at the records of all presidents Democratic. President's
going going back and you off to find anything to
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match his record until you get back to Lyndon Johnson
back doing his great society efforts. What is whatever may
have or may not have been to the cline. I've
never worked in the White House, so I was not around.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Uh a joke. You went and campaign for a guy
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, no, but you know that was a different Joe
once he got the job. I never saw him anymore.
I didn't go up to the big House.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Imagine you're a door to door salesman and you sell
vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
But these vacuum cleaners are defective.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Not only do they explode, they might suck your dog
or your baby up inside of them and then shoot
them out into little tiny bits all over the wall.
And when that information is revealed to the public, you
tell everyone, Honestly, I don't even use these vacuums.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
But you were the salesman that was selling them do
to Yeah, but I never operated one.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I wouldn't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
What how is this guy not getting left out of Washington,
d C? Right now?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You would because there's so many other Democrats that are
all doing the same tap dance. Yeah, they don't even
know which one to focus on. Now, Yeah, they all knew. Yeah,
they all kept it, tried to keep it. We knew,
but they wouldn't admit to it. And now they kind
of have to.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Now they kind of have to, and you know, oddly enough,
you almost kind of got to and give them credit.
Now they all have a book for sale to talk
about how they're the ones that revealed this to the public.
Look at me, I'm the one that saves you from
Joe Biden. No, that was one of Donald Trump's.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Accomplished exactly Tuesday. Yeah, it's Tuesday Night, Wilson and Johnson
Radio Network,
This is in don't feel bad if you forgot. It's
an obscure one. Jeremy Piven, back in the nineties was
a star of a movie called PCU I would remember,
which kind of predicted everything that's going on it with
the black nationalists and the gay rights people and the Feminazis,
And they talked about how on a college campus there
were all these micro communities of subcultures who were political
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extremists and on the left. Even though they were all
ideologically aligned, they kind of hated each other.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And that all started because of early political correctness. And
they asked some fiction writers to create some, you know,
just ridiculous, farcical fictional world where all that political correctness
went too far, and then we lived it right.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Listen to how great this movie line up based by
the way they had Jeremy Piven, David Spade, John Favreau,
Matt Ross you might not remember he was the villain
from the TV show Silicon Valley. George Clinton had speaking
roles in them. Jessica Walter, you may remember from Arrested Development.
That is a funny movie way before anyone knew who
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any of those people were. And prophetic if you will,
because Now when you look around, you see the trans
ideology and the islam Islamic ideology and all the different
little hodgepodges of sort of a Frankenstein monster of political ideology.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They've slammed together to create leftism.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And it's a beautiful thing, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And way before anybody realized it, like, these are not
belief systems that can coexist. They're not Islam cannot coexist
with the lgbt Q I A plus plus infinity sign movement.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, they say Islam is the religion of peace, and
the old joke is, yeah, pieces of you everywhere, piece
up in the tree. No, the real religion of peace says,
we are a religion of peace if you just do
what we tell you. There's that other side of the
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if though, if you don't, how does a Jeff Dunham
put it again? I kill you.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I kill you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And by the way, before you start writing us an
angry email or whatever, you know, there's a difference between
secular Muslims and Islamists.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know there is.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't have an issue with you know, some Muslim
wearing blue jeans that works in a hospital somewhere. It's
the person who makes all their wives put a towel
over their head and then forces them to live in
some Sharia law community.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
That they expect me to add here too. That pisses
me off.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Hey, I got a question for you. Are you gonna
stop and ask that that's trying to chunk rocks with
your wife or saw your head off if he's an
extremist or a fundamentalist. Can't you usually tell if they're
trying to sell you Nick a head off?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Nick? I think you can tell. Yeah, I just don't know.
If you don't have time to sort that out in
an individual basis, better to throw the baby out with
the bath water.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I am so glad that you're here right now, Billy D.
Because what we're about to do we could not have
done without you this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Would keep it? You want to keep just saying on
the air, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
There is a rule on the wall in Johnson Show
that we ought not do stupid criminal reports without my boy,
Billy D.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Hatfield in the building.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think that's probably good. That's an executive order that
has been issued.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
And this report is probably brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
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His pink, stinky apartment neighbor.
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No, no, the neighbors, I like the gabers, the nice people.
We're telling me that he has a mom that lives
in Louisiana and she needed some of that CBD balm,
the lotion stuff for inflammation.
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Oh yeah, likes that. Is it a bomb or a
sav I don't know what it is, but it might
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and I don't personally use it, but I know that's
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Did he get it yet? Do you know?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
She likes it, but of course she makes me rub
it owner.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I don't know if he.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Ordered rub rub or rub a rub. Sometimes I rub
it in places she didn't expect.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I have these conversations with my neighbors every evening when
we're out walking our dogs. Everyone that owns a dog
in my building seems to congregate out behind the building
around the same time every evening. Get to watch them poop,
and that's when we have conversations about things going on.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And usually it's a it's a funny news story. You
dogs think it's weird that we want to watch them poop? Yeah,
sure that they do.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One of my favorite genres of news stories, Billiad, is
criminals who accidentally try to mug UFC fighters or MMA fighters.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's a narrow group. You don't get a lot, but
when you do, you get impact.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's happened many times, it doesn't happen all the time.
It is that there was a female at UFC fighter
who beat the hell out of a mugger back in
twenty nineteen. Sure was a famous news story involving a
UFC fighter in New York City that got mugged.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But I'm guessing there's another new one. We got a
new one.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I want you to imagine committing a crime against I mean,
the mugger going after a UFC fighter is stupid.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I want you to multiply that by ten.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Put that mentality on steroids and LSD and multiply it
by ten, and this is what you get. The illegal
immigrant who tried to steal, or who did steal and
then got caught for stealing Christy nomes Gucci purse. That
guy did not know who she was.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You know, I didn't. I didn't think it was targeted
at her. I think it was just the fact that
it's probably pretty nice looking. First, she's a pretty lady,
and that guy just figured he'd get away with something
nice because she she dresses good. You know.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Now, the media tried to make it sound like it
was some white guy that did They no, he's a
Chilean illegal immigrant from South America.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
They wanted it to be a Trump supporter, somebody that
could turn into a maga fool.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Right, But forget all that. That's not even the most
interesting thing about this. The most interesting thing to me
about this news story is that the illegal immigrant who
committed the crime did not know that he was stealing
in an expensive handbag, the personal handbag, not only from
the woman who's in charge of the border patrol, she's
actually the boss of the guy who's the boss of
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the border patrol, Tom Holman. The borders are and you're
you know, the border, the ice and all that they
work for. Christy Home. This is the top of the pyramid.
You could not have picked a worse person to try
to steal from.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So when does the the MMA fighter kick his ass?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Billy, I think you're missing the point that was.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You said we had an MMA fighter gets caught doing
something stupid the criminal story, and then there's no MMA fighter, And.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Then you're missing the point here, Bill. Yet, it was
the logic of it. It was that that, as stupid
as that is, somehow you could be dumber than that, Right,
It's like trying to mug a bunch of ninjas. It's
a crazy, stupid thing to try to steal the pin
when you're an illegal.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Immigrant and there's there's no MMA fighter in the story
at all, no UFC.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, no.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah, that's a little disappointing to be honest with Jinny.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm not really sure you're understanding what happened.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't really think you you understand how this old
storytelling thing works.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It's an analogy. Bill, Yet, are you really not kidding this.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know what you're allergic to, but you ought
not tell stories without good endings.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Forty nine year old Chilean national Mario Bustamente leve stole
a purse containing three thousand dollars in cash, a passport,
a wallet, and a government id from the woman whose
job it is to send swat teams after illegal immigrants.
This is worse than a UFC fighter in terms of retribution.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Billy had this.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
A UFC fighter would have been a walk in the
park compared to what this guy's got to deal with Now.
He's going to end up in an l Salvador prison
for the rest of his life, probably getting sodomized by
a bunch of guys with face tattoos.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But we'll never hear the story about how I got
his butt whooped.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He will, he will get his butt whop.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Do just have to agree to believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I think whooping his butt would be nice compared to
what's probably gonna end up happening to this guy. I
bet he would beg for a butt whooping after what he's.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
About to tell.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I would suggest this, next time you have a story
to tell, Let's say it's a story with a ghost
in it. You know it's a gestory ghost story. Boo
at some point. Oh, you know, put a ghost in
it somewhere in a story. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Okay, So then this guy is going to get all
the way down to the L Salvador prison where an
illegal immigrant criminal MS. Thirteen gangbanger and previous MMA fighter
will fight him. Oh did he know?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Mui taie? I bet he did this, this fake guy
you're creating.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No, I don't think they have a bar in the
Al salvad Or prison. I don't know how he's going
to get a cocktail in there.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
But he did put a knee in his his in
his teeth right and knock all his teeth out.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He puts something somewhere, but it was two different body
parts that you didn't just describe.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Was it a blood instrument of some kind?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Technically it's an FCC violation for me to describe what
will happen to this guy on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Better show is going to be the greatest show.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I've got a great two for Tuesday. It must be
two for Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, that two for Toody Special Walton N Johnson or
piss You off, how lawmakers can purchase stock and invest
in things that the government's gonna pump money into months later.
But most people wouldn't know that if they didn't work
inside DC.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, it used to, but I kind of got used
to it after all those years of being lied and
lied to and cheat by the government. I mean, well,
not a good woman, you know. Well, Josh Holly has
an idea. It's called people have suggested that maybe we
all stop being surprised by what some of these Democrats do,
since they keep doing it over and over for as
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long as we can remember.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I hate to be the guy to point this out,
but Republicans do this as well. It's true, Dan Crenshaw,
for example.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
We're the ones that keep being shocked by it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Fair Josh Holley, the Senator of Missouri, is reigniting the
Pelosi Act. It's a push to ban lawmakers from trading stock.
And I will say this, I would be okay with
lawmakers trading stock if every time they bought or sold
a stock they were legally required to write.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
A tweet about it. That sounds good, you know what
I mean, Like just alert the public.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Hey everyone, I just bought one hundred shares of Microsoft
you did.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And I'm not saying why why did you do that?
I just had a dream. I woke up and it
just felt I felt the calling.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You remember, right before the pandemic, we learned that some
of the wealthiest members of Congress all sold their stock.
They sold millions of dollars in stock within a couple
of days, and then the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hit boom, and then they bought all their stock bats
and then boom back up again.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wouldn't you have liked.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
To have known about it before the pandemic, before they
all right, we're gonna lock down the whole country for
two weeks to slow the spread.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Wouldn't it have been cool if a few minutes before
that announcement was made someone told you, and you're, oh,
I'm gonna get on my Charles Schwab or whatever you know, Fidelity,
whatever you're using to buy robin Hood, whatever app you use,
I'm gonna sell all my stock real quick.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'll buy it back in a few hours. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That would have been handy, But you know, I probably
wouldn't have done it. You wouldn't have, but it would
have been good for the rest of y'all. Yeah, why
wouldn't they. I don't miss on that stock stuff much.
You don't have a four oh one K or a Yeah, probably,
I don't know somebody else is looking in at all that?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay, who's looking into it? Billy? And aren't you concerned
that you don't keep track of your own finances?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah? I'm very concerned, very very concerned.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You don't see him that concerned. Ye.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well, keep trying to make me want to worry about
stuff and be concerned about stuff, and I ain't ain't
gonna do if I was gonna worry about something, I
just do whatever it took to make me stop worrying
about stuff. You know, it all worked up? You know somebody,
somebody stole your credit card number. They're trying to steal
your ID, their identity. You know. Uh, well, if I
(12:22):
if I get all worked up about it, will it
make it better?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This does remind me of that time someone stole your
credit card, but you didn't call to have it canceled
because the person was spending less money than pre lean did.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean that just made perfect sense. I got
that bill and I was like, I didn't buy any
of this stuff. But they're they're much more, which you
call it fru frugal.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, well to.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That point, Billy, I can't argue with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
But man, I will say this, yesterday our press secretary
started talking about something you wouldn't have expected from.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
O blondie Caroline Levitt. Yah, that's her.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The last administration was so bad. I'm allowed to say
the R word now, can't. Oh yeah, the last president
was so retarded. The press secretary for the new administration
still has to field questions about it.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Millions of Americans watched our mentally incompetent president struggle with
his day to day duties of this office. We watched
our country be ran into the ground as a result,
and nobody in the media wanted to write about that
talk about it. There were many many reporters, I will say,
right leaning reporters who did talk about that, who didn't
get awards, didn't get coverage. In fact, they were land
(13:34):
masted for their coverage. And I remember being on President
Trump's campaign talking about Joe Biden's clear mental incompetence.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
My favorite thing about the media suddenly admitting that there
was something wrong with him is how Jake Tappers said,
the guy that spent four years trying to tell us
Joe Biden was fine, and anyone that says otherwise shouldn't
even be allowed to speak on CNN. And then he
wrote a book about how he was the hero who
uncovered the dementious scandal.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, a little late for that, Jake.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
How could anyone have not known that this guy's brain
was broken?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I mean, I'll lated it effect a strategy to mobilize
shoot it and I suffered a pressure.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's just you can play it back as many times
as you want to. It never makes sense.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
It didn't make any sense to him when he was
saying it.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We slowed it down, we spit it up, we listened
to it piece at a time. Never makes sense, not
one time.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you go to Twitter and you just type the
word decline, the type the word decline into the search
bar at the top of the screen, it's nothing but
clips of Joe Biden sounding like his brain is broken,
or members of the liberal media trying to explain it
away or trying to make it sound like they always knew.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But according to the news out just this morning on
mainstream media, because it's the first one hundred days of Trump.
The report card is in, and guess what the mainstream
media will tell you, and has already told you many times.
Donald Trump has had the worst one hundred days of
any president ever in the history of ever, ever and
(15:09):
ever more. It's the worst, way worse than Biden's first
hundred days, worse than Obama's.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
He's just Trump's just the worst in the In the
the first year of Joe Biden in office, the first
half a year, didn't we get into a recession and
crime spiked?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
USh your mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There's a report out today that says that right now
at the border, there's about nine illegal aliens that get
over the border each day because of a mental not
a mental, a medical emergency like they were bleeding out
or something like that. Compare that to the same time
four years ago, is about five to six thousand a day.
Oh yeah, they were letting them in just for because
they want to be here.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh no, there's no argue in the fact that Biden
was mentally incompetent, But also he wasn't running the country.
I mean they were using him to make you know,
some of these statements that sounded so stupid that whoever
was running the country didn't he want credit for it.
But this was all on purpose. They're running the country
(16:10):
into the ground, these millions of illegal invaders that came across.
It was on purpose, obviously, because once Trump took over,
he plugged the hole in the boat within like a week.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
We knew that Joe's brain was broken in twenty nineteen
because he couldn't go out and campaign.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
All you got him from him was a highly.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Edited AI generated video of what was essentially his voice
from thirty years ago telling you about modern day political issues.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
But he called a lid and was hanging out in
the basement while that was playing on the TV.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
One of the many people responsible for pushing the Joe
Biden as sharp as a tack lie was Congressman Jim Clyburn,
who actually went out and campaigned for Joe. Here he
is yesterday on CNN talking about what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Right now, Sir.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
At the White House Correspondent Center over the weekend, one
reporter who won one of the awards spoke about former
President Joe Biden. Of course, you played an enormous role
in his initial winning the Democratic primary and then of
course went on to win.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
For presidents.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I want to show you what Alex Thompson said, we'll
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Take a look.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
President Biden's decline and its cover up by the people
around him is a reminder that every White House, regardless
of party, is capable of deception.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
With everything that has happened with Donald Trump, do you
believe that President Joe Biden bears any responsibility for Trump's
election because of that particular reality.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Well, we all have some responsibility for this. The fact
of the matter is Joe Biden owned substance once again,
was an outstanding president. And look at his record. You
can look at the records of all presidents Democratic. President's
going going back and you off to find anything to
(18:07):
match his record until you get back to Lyndon Johnson
back doing his great society efforts. What is whatever may
have or may not have been to the cline. I've
never worked in the White House, so I was not around.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Uh a joke. You went and campaign for a guy
you don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, no, but you know that was a different Joe
once he got the job. I never saw him anymore.
I didn't go up to the big House.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Imagine you're a door to door salesman and you sell
vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
But these vacuum cleaners are defective.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Not only do they explode, they might suck your dog
or your baby up inside of them and then shoot
them out into little tiny bits all over the wall.
And when that information is revealed to the public, you
tell everyone, Honestly, I don't even use these vacuums.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
But you were the salesman that was selling them do
to Yeah, but I never operated one.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I wouldn't know anything about that.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
What how is this guy not getting left out of Washington,
d C? Right now?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You would because there's so many other Democrats that are
all doing the same tap dance. Yeah, they don't even
know which one to focus on. Now, Yeah, they all knew. Yeah,
they all kept it, tried to keep it. We knew,
but they wouldn't admit to it. And now they kind
of have to.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Now they kind of have to, and you know, oddly enough,
you almost kind of got to and give them credit.
Now they all have a book for sale to talk
about how they're the ones that revealed this to the public.
Look at me, I'm the one that saves you from
Joe Biden. No, that was one of Donald Trump's.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Accomplished exactly Tuesday. Yeah, it's Tuesday Night, Wilson and Johnson
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