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May 5, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What if Trump is just barely more conservative than Barack
Obama was in his first term, but he's good at
working with people on the far right, and because his
policies represent something that falls into that framework. When you
hear people like Sean Penn comparing Donald Trump to a

(00:20):
spouse murderer, you know, these people on the left, especially
in places like Hollywood and academia, don't actually believe what
they're saying.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did Donald Trump uh murder his spouse?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Did he murder anybody's spouse? No he didn't, No, not
even Sean Penn's spouse.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
There's this video of Sean Penn on the Jim Acosta Show,
which I think remember him. He used to work at CNN.
I don't know where he works now, is he unemployed?
And in the video, Sean Penn kind of looks like
that grainy VHS tape of Saddam Hussein when they arrested
him in the Spider Bunker.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
He looks disheveled, he looks unhealthy, he looks like he
hasn't slept weeks, he's been doing fentanyl.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
And then he says this, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Before Bukiley gets to that point where he's dealing with
another leader. We should consider worst case scenarios. And I
do think it's a reasonable theory that Donald Trump is
not unlike the spouse of someone who leaves him, perhaps
for another, who then murders their former partner because if
they can't have her, nobody can.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
There are people on the left who used to hate Trump,
people like Tulcy Gabbard, RFK Junior, Bill Maher, Russell Brand,
who have actually spent time around Trump, spoken to him,
met him, looked at his policies with a magnifying glass,
and gotten to know the real guy, and they all
change their mind about him. But to somebody like Sean Penn,

(01:46):
who is too busy vacationing in Ukraine and pretending there's
a serious war we all need to solve over there,
they think Donald Trump is a deranged psychomaniac Adolph Hitler
times ten on steroids. I don't or do they or
do they even believe this? Is this just what they're saying?
Is there?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
The same people that told us Joe Biden was sharp
as a tack.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, and they didn't believe that either, of course not. No,
they just say what they need to say to get
their their point or pointless point across. It may be
too early on a Monday for this much. It's a
lot canny.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Okay, do you want me to tell you the story
about how I got catfished this weekend by an elderly
Hispanic woman or well, it's much easier. It's easier to understand,
but it's not as interesting to me.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't know because you were there, But it might
be interesting to the rest of us.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, this weekend, I had a blind date with what
I thought was going to be an attractive thirty year
old Latina and so I show up and she's an
hour late for the date. So right away it's like,
why am I even here? But I had We had
tickets to a comedy show Lewis J. Gomez who happens
to be a Hispanic comedian. But the problem is fit, Well,
the problem is he speaks English and she did not.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh really, she typed English though, right to get the date?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Dude, how did she communicate with you up to that point?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
She shows up on the date and I'm like, hey,
how are you You're gonna love this comedian?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
You?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You probably won't like him. He's Latino? Lol, you know
and she's like, oh, my English not so good.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm like, what that boy? What the F is going on?
We go?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
She looks plus size, like an old fat Mexican lady, like,
you do not look like your photos?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
How mightbe that was her daughter in the photo?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So I'm like, where are you from? Stop that?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So I asked her how long you lived in Houston?
He was four years. I was like, where'd you move from?
Turns out not Mexico El Salvador. I'm like, oh, that's
one of the immigration. I'm like, oh, I like your leader,
bo Kelly. She does not understand what I'm saying. Well,
you don't know, Bukelly. That's the one thing we have
in common here. About an hour into the date, I'm like,
I'm gonna sneak out of this comedy club. So I leave,

(03:50):
I go get Milton, and we walked to the Miss
USA pageant.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
She's still at the comedy club.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I left her at a bar. I did she know
you were leaving? I told her. I was like, hey,
this was nice, but I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Gonna yeah, you're actually fatter now than when I met you.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
She's like growing and while you sit there, So we
get to the bar, I say goodbye to her, I leave,
I go get Milton, I take him for a walk,
and I noticed that that remember the Miss USA pageant
is happening at the Hilton in Uptown, Texas. Yeah, so
I walked Milton into the lobby of the Hilton, and
you know, we're just out for a stroll, walking around
the gap.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It has nothing to do with the fact that there's
a lot of very attractive young women there, huh.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
And immediately people start coming up and petting the dog. Now,
I happened to know one of the people that competed
in the pageant. I don't know her, but we judged
the police dog rodeo together, me and Miss teen USA.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
And that's all I know about it exactly.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
We didn't have much of a conversation beyond that, and uh,
you know, it's like, oh, it's interesting there. I know
that person from the charity work that we do, but
I didn't talk to her. Instead, while people were petting
my dog, one of the merchandise people from Miss USA
walks over and she goes Just so you know, we've
had to have several men that weren't supposed to be
here tonight arrested and taken out of it. I was like,

(05:04):
I just came over here to get a cocktail from
the bar.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
So she was already picking up vibes off of you.
I think she can tell that, like me, you're sniffing around.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Well, everybody else is wearing a tuxedo and I'm like
a wearing jeans and a t shirt with a bulldog,
and I'm like, look saying, Omar, I'm not here to
fight with I'm not gonna you know, I'm not. I
have no interest in dealing with the police or stalking
in it or whatever you're insinuating. I'm I'm literally just
out walking my dog. And I did tell it walking.
But I did get a cocktail while I was in there,

(05:35):
so I leave and I was like, that is just
I had a Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'll just leave it at that. I hate Mondays. Mondays
are the worst.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's optimistic Walton and Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Are we Uh, We'll do our MAGA minute in just
a minute to see how last week went.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, but I'm pretty excited. We got a new city
in Texas. It's officialed out.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Is this Elon Musk's thing Star bas I love that
that's officially a Texas city.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Now that is a really cool name. Who's the mayor?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Me?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I think?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So I want to be the mayor. Yeah, I have
to move there. That is it down near Brownsville? Is
that where it is?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Down that way?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What else do we know about it? Do they have
a BUCkies yet?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Just became a city, so we get some work to do?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Be nice? What a burger and a Bucky's? And then
it's legitimate. It's a legit.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, let's face it. I mean, until you've got a
chick fil A? Are you really? What if he had
the first Chick fil A that was open on a Sunday?
Would people move there? Would people go just for that?
That would be kind of cool. What if there was
some kind of paradox, some weird logistical argument he could
make about how, yeah, it's Sunday here, but it's Monday
on Mars, so shouldn't you really be open?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
And they're like, oh, he's got us.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
There's a good Chick fil A sandwiches are available on
Sunday for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now, folks, Well, if that were to go, give it
a try, I would consider it.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I think it's really cool that Texas has become
not California, not Florida, but Texas has continued to be
the the space capital of the United States, not only
because of Elon Musk, obviously, but and obviously not only
because of the Johnson Space Center that's been around since
the sixties. But even Jeff Bezos comes here when he
wants to spend five hundred million dollars to get rid

(07:16):
of his girlfriend for twenty minutes, totally worth it, I'm sure.
I we learned things this weekend about Katy Perry. I
know that news story is mostly behind us at this point,
but we learned, we learned some stuff about her this
weekend that I just I can't get this out of
my head. Is it possible? And I'm not saying she did,

(07:36):
I'm just asking a question here. Is it possible that
Katy Perry killed a nun? I'll explain. I just, you know,
pause for sure, pause for reaction. But Katy Perry, as
you know, he's been in the news quite a bit
lately because she went to space two or three weeks
ago at this point, how long ago was it, and

(07:56):
you know, or did she go to space?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
That's up for debate.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
But because of that people have started looking at her
life with them, you know, close up, you know, like
examining where she's been and how her comeback didn't quite work.
And then we learned that back before the pandemic, Katy
Perry was involved with a very in a very contentious debate,
a dispute, if you will, a legal fisticuffs in a

(08:20):
courtroom with the Archdiocese of Los Angeles and the the
oh this is great, the Sisters of the Most Holy
and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary. They sold
their medieval Spanish Gothic Tudor estate to a restaurant tour
named Dana Hollister, who then tried to sell their old
convent to Katy Perry. And that was when Sister Catherine

(08:44):
Rose Halsman stepped in and said, no, this, this harlote,
this he then the charlatan this, this woman shall not
own a sacred home that was lived in by nuns
so she can have her blood.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Orgies or whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, So they all went to court, gathered together to
give their testimony about why Katy Perry should or shouldn't
be allowed to own the convent. And that's when Sister
Catherine Rose Hallman, a nun involved in a year's long
legal dispute with pop star Katy Perry over the sprawling
eight acre former convent, fell to the ground and died
in the middle.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Of course, she was called home at that inappropriate moment.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Now I'm not saying she did, but is it possible
Katy Perry used witchcraft evil magic to kill this nun?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Something to look into.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Definitely worth the examining a little closer, Kenny, Yeah, let's
get there.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And how are we just now learning about this? Going
to space is the worst thing that ever happened to
Katy Perry. She's like, I'm gonna go to space. This
will hold my career. No, no, not at all. You
are insulting to women, astronauts and Catholics. Anyway, It's not
about Katy Perry today, thank God. Today's all about the

(09:57):
Maga minute. Before we really examine this week's news story.
You want to see what happened last week.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Thank It was another incredibly busy week for President Trump
in the entire administration. Let's get to it for the
Maga minute. IBM, MRK, Mercedes, Benz, Walmart Bell, Pratt Industries,
and many others announced they'd be joining the long list
of companies reaffirming support for American made projects and investing
in our economy. The President hosted the Super Bowl champions,

(10:23):
the Philadelphia Eagles, at the Whitehouse. The President also participated
in a National Day of Prayer event, and he signed
a landmark rare Earth Minerals agreement with Ukraine, thereby ensuring
US access to critical natural resources while also advancing peace negotiations.
The First Ladies Historic Take a Down Act passed in Congress,

(10:45):
soon to go to the President's desk, and the President
signed a proclamation incentivizing domestic automobile production. President Trump also
signed in executive order to keep American families safe on
the road by ensuring everyone behind the wheel of a
commercial vehicle is properly qualified and proficient in the English language.

(11:05):
The President also signed an executive order to identify in
combat sanctuary cities who are sheltering illegal migrant criminals so
we can hold them accountable.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
He's signed any oh.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, we're past a minute. No, you're right, we will
passed a minute. I was wondering why you were saying that.
You raised a great point there, this is past a minute.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
That maybe Trump's just doing too much.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Executive order to identify in combat sanctuary cities who are
sheltering illegal migrant criminals, so we can hold them accountable.
He signed an executive order ending the taxpayer subsidization of
the left wing NPR and PBS. Vice President Vance traveled
to New Course Steel in South Carolina, and the President

(11:47):
delivered remarks at the University of Alabama twenty twenty five
commencement ceremony. And finally, Americans experience the second month in
a row where the jobs report beat expectations.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
We added one.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Hundred and seventy seven thousand jobs to the economy, with
wages rising and labor force participation increasing, all thanks to
President Trump. All right, we'll see you for next week.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Deve. You raised a great point, and you're pretty news savvy.
You have a good memory. You've kept track of what
one administration did to the next.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Tally.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Do you think would have a more challenging time explaining
things in exactly a minute about what happened that week?
Caroline Levitt and the MAGA administration or Kareem Jean Pierre
in the administry, how.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Would she fill a minute?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, Joe Biden, he woke up every day and then
went to bed every night he finished his veggies.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Had he went boom boom boo. What would you even say?
It is remarkable? No, a lot happened last week and
they and it's that was almost two minutes long. You're right, yeah, yeah,
I mean, how do you get it all in there?
And then, uh, we're supposed to be upset about this,
By the way, more catholic news. The Trump administration posted
a meme of Trump as the Pope over the weekend,

(13:02):
and some people were mad about that. And I just
want to remind everybody. The same people that are suggesting
we should get mad about a meme where Trump looks
like the pope who's not God, by the way, it's
just a pope. Were the people that were defending the
what are they called, the Sisters of the.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh yeah, the nuns that wanted to go to the
baseball game.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence were a bunch of
drag queens masquerading as Catholic nuns. And the anti trumpers
out there defended their right to appear at a Los
Angeles Dodgers game for gay night.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm just curious, what do you think is more offensive
to Catholics.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Not real nuns.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
By the way, it turns out no, real nuns don't
have penises and beards.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I met up drag Walton and Johnson
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