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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is a very important day to Catholics.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, this is a you know, it's it's a
holy day, it's a sacred day, it's a day.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Remember that this isn't just a religious leader.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Really, this is supposed to be the human embodiment of
Jesus Christ in the modern day era.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Baby, we got us. It was a conclave.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It is a you know, we love a good conclave.
And nine to thirty hour time is when the voting starts.
So we got about an hour and a half. I
don't know if we'll get alive. Do they do allow
reporters inside the conclave to do a stand up?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, this isn't like the locker room at a sporting event.
You can't just walk in there with cameras.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know. Oh well, you don't think the cardinals would
be like undressing or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's funny you bring that up because remember female reporters
were mad that they couldn't go in the men's locker
room because and then they let him do that, and
they're like, you know they're naked in there.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, oh that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Guy he he he showed me his stuff there. It's like, no,
you were standing there, you fought to get in here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You remember when that happened.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's a lot of stupid stuff that happens at a
fifteen minute news cycle, but one of the dumbest things
was several years ago there were female reporters that were
angry they didn't get the same access as men did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And then immediately, you know, male reporters could go in
the locker room, and almost immediately there was somebody who
was like, you know, when we're in there, they're not dressed.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I have attempted to go into the locker room many
times and I have been denied every single time.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And I don't know why. I'm a I could, I
could go in And do they not know that you're
you know you're you? I bet they do know? All right,
So we've got an idea.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Trump's got an idea is to take over Alcatraz, get
rid of the tourism museum.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Kick the touristy parked out, and start making it a
prison again, and in a really just bad prison, you know, one.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You don't want to go to.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
When Trump started talking about turning Alcatraz into a modern
day border detention facility, and he was describing it on
the news like you know, it's a now to that
people know this to museum now, like everybody knows that
Trump normally he's relatable to average people, except when it
comes to little things like I don't think he's ever
been to Disney World. I don't think he's ever you know,
(02:10):
he's never been to a truck stop before.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's just like little things Trump has never experienced that
we have. Most people know that Alcatraz is a museum,
and Trump was talking about it on everybody. I don't
think Biden knew.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, that's different. He didn't even know it was an
island anyway where it is.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But there is actually an idea that has been proposed
here by a former FBI agent. There's a place that
might make a little more sense than Alcatraz. It's called
San Clemente Island. It's it's way south on the west
coast from Alcatraz, closer to San.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Diego or La.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, basically south of Catalina Island, Sam Clemente. I believe
this is where Nixon was from or where he lived
for a while or something, but I thought that was
on the mainland.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, this is the island island.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, and it's primarily used by the US Navy for
different things, including Navy Seal training. It's only accessible by
boat or air. It's hard to reach for most people.
If you put these these the criminals, you know, the
deportees and the illegals or stuff, put them on that
island and then have the Navy seals go out there
and do a little training. Woo, that could get real good.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now, I'm with you, Billyet.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It would be interesting to let the Navy seals hunt
them for sport. But so but they got this thing
called the Geneva Convention, and I don't think that's allowed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I didn't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You there anything about how stupid the Geneva Convention is,
Like nobody follows these rules. They're like no weapons of
mass destruction. Okay, well you guys could do it, but
not us. And then I know those are the rules
that apply to you, not me. No using chemical weapons
on your own people. Okay, everybody does that anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So just gotta talk to Trump about this San Clemente deal.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Was telling Fox News about it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know, but Trump watches apparently, you know, even
though they're not good to him either.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I get the impression he does. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, all that being said, tariff Schmiev's Ferrari is reporting
zero supercar cancelations. Apparently the of people that buy Ferraris
don't care if the tariff goes up on it. Apparently
the Ferrari market is unaffected by this shocking Yeah, good news, everybody.
Your Ferraris aren't going to be any more.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Expensive, so that's a relief, right, Well, will be more
expensive wand massagers on Timu, those are gonna If you
were buying cheap marital aids on a third world website
retail online shopping website, don't because apparently, not only will
it be dangerous, it'll be very expensive. Since yeah, also
(04:31):
dolls and toys from Mattel, doesn't this tariff thing help
identify exactly what it is we get from China and
other places around the world as opposed to what we
used to get from America. Yeah, you know, if you
found out the price of whatever is going up, that's
(04:52):
that's where you're getting it from.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right Mattel that just told us yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Barbies and other toys that they make are going to
be more expensive. Because these terrible, mean old Trump tariffs.
You know, maybe you shouldn't be making your stuff over there.
It would have been so easy to make it in
America too. It's not like it's an iPhone or something.
We're talking about cheap plastic dolls. You know how simple
it would be to set up shop for that. Trust
me on this, I've never done it before. It would
be really easy to do.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But all that being said, we used to make that
stuff in America good, and for some reason we just stopped.
It's not like the technology on Barbie dolls has changed
much since the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, absolutely not. Oh oh a puff Daddy report? Is
that happening right now?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh? Yeah? We up to what day three? Yeah? Day
three of the Diddy or Didney try? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Diddy's lawyer was chastised for calling the prosecution and I
quote a six pack of white women. Paused for reaction,
Joe Biden look out? Is that accurate?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Though? Like? Is it just a bunch of is it
six white women?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It was just an odd thing to say. You overseeing
the Seawan Didtycomb sex trafficking trial ripped a member of
Combe's Family Legal Team, that's what they're calling it. After
the lawyer griped on his podcast, yes he has a
podcast about the all female team of prosecutors in the case,
Judge Aroun Subramanian said this is ridiculous during a meeting
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with the with Mark Gagerios, who represents Comb's mother and
has been huddling with the unbattled hip hop moguls lawyer,
why do you have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why are you podcast? Do you think that's a good idea?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Do you think Tony Busby or like Rusty Harden and
one of these great trial attorneys of our time would
agree with having a podcast where you talk about the
case that you're currently involved in.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
If they did, they'd probably be doing it right. I
mean they thought it was a good idea exactly. And
and just the fact that this has.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now created problems for Sean Didtycomb shows it's probably not
a good idea anyway. So he drew the judges ire
for calling the prosecution team a six pack of white
women on a recent episode if his podcast, did he
didn't do it?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know he didn't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's called did he not? That is an odd thing
to say. A six pack of white women. Now binder's
full of women. That would have been fun, right, Yeah,
that was no big deal. Yeah, they should have ask
Mitt Romney for help. Apparently he's available. He's not doing anything, that's.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
True, and he's certainly, you know, still willing to help.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's all he ever wanted to do. Was this help?
Poor Mittens was so misunderstood. Is he technically a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That would be funny if if Mitt Romney decided to
step in and go, you know, I'm gonna represent mister
Combs here.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, that would have been fun.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And you know, why not?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Why not have a Mormon represent a guy who's involved
in a swinger lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They're kind of similar if you think about it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It certainly understands, you know why he likes so many women.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The only difference between polygamy and I don't think did
he like the women so much?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, he liked watching like dudes, But then that tell
you what he was. Yeah, Oh, you ever think about
how don't make that? Yeah, don't do that with your
hand like that. Yeah, you're sucking on a lollipomp or
let me ask you this, just for fun, would you
rather head to Atlanta for a fun story, or just
(08:12):
just west of Atlanta, Cedar Town, Georgia. Both fun places,
especially if you're at the Atlanta airport.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Do I have to choose?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Especially if you're at the Atlanta airport at airport Jasmine
crocket Oh God, I hate Jasmin Crockett and I hate
the Atlanta airport.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Those are two of the worst things on Earth.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay you picked, looks like we're going to Hartfield. No, okay,
go ahead, what are we gonna do that? Jasmine Crockett
shows up at the airport there in Atlanta with a
taxpayer funded police escort, and it was time to start
boarding the plane that she was gonna get on to
head back to Dallas, and so she just stepped right
(08:53):
up and cut the line in front of people sitting
in wheelchairs waiting to preboard. Okay, she has no respect
for disabled people if just the next leader of the
Democrat Party stepping up and abusing her power like they
all do. She walked up, saw the line people in
the wheelchair. Of course, she has no respect for the
(09:15):
governor of Texas where she lives, calling him hot wheels
because his wheelchair, and so she just walks up lets
everybody know who I am, and just right up to
the front of the line. Here you cripple people, y'all.
Just you wait your turn, ah am important. Got mixed
feelings about that. Why does she have a security detail?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
They all pay for?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know, when you fly and you see those people
waiting to get on the plane and they're sitting in
a wheelchair because they get to get on first, and
then when it's time to get on, some of them
like well, cartwheel out of their wheelchair seats. Some of
them will literally somersault.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Also, you'd think she could tell they weren't they didn't
really need to be in their wheelchairl.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I have mixed feelings, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm bold you and you look you look healthy enough,
I'm gonna get in front of you. No, No, there
are real people that are disabled that are trying to
get onto a plane. However, every time I fly, I'm
just saying, I'm not gonna say what color they are,
what ethnicity, or what socioeconomic class they are. There's a
handful of people sitting in a wheelchair waiting to board first.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Who clearly don't need a wheelchair.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
But they've paid the hundred bucks, or they've got their medicaid.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Or Medicare or a note from the doctor. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They get to go first, and then we all have
to sit there and wait for them to board. And
it's a Southwest flight, so they get a better seat
than me.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can see right now, your own jasmine side here.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
See that's the thing I hate. Jazz. Kenny is a
jazzy sea boy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
No, this is the Russian Ukraine War all over again.
This guy's horrible, and that guy's a coke addict. This
guy's an authoritarian, Tommy, he.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Should have gone to Cedar Town. Maybe you'll calm down, Kenny.
Should we go there after this calm.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I've been trying that with someone all morning in a
text message, and that does not work.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Apparently it's not working here. No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It did not go through the rigorous garification and standards process.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He cooperated with, true good. I hate this country so much.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Russian election.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You exposed the global World War three silence coming to
in Russian grocery store. It will radicalize you. Largely peaceful
demonstrations like living in Hell.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson radio Network.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
People often say Catholics have the weirdest beliefs of any Christian,
But I still think it's the Mormons.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I think what the Mormons believe is clearly the weirdest.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's probably maybe a bias because you are a Catholic.
What do you think if you were morbid, would you
think about it?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I mean, I'm sure I think the Catholics are weird.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
But the thing about the Mormons is what they what
they believe, is so weird, but they really seem to
believe it. And then also, have you ever met a Mormon.
They're the nicest people on earth.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It do seem to be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I did take a tour of their of their lovely
uh you know church they're building Salt Lake City, and
they were all just adorable. They were just so sweet. See.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's why I think Matt Rodney could be puff Daddy's lawyer.
I think it would work. Puff Daddy is a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
He is a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
He's just never practiced law.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But he got a joint degree and uh is jurist
doctor and his NBA it makes is JD if you will.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He could do it right, And it makes sense because
Poff Daddy is a rough exterior and Mitt Romney. Remember
a guy like Mitt Romney would really only be the
villain in a lifetime movie, you know what I mean.
And Mitt Romney's uh what is he? He's a there's
a lot of polygamy in his family tree. He's technically
not a polygamist, but they do have polygamy.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And while Romney, you know the definition of polygamy. It's
too many wives, that's what they say. Yeah, just like monogamy.
That's well, thanks, billy.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think you I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Trying to help you. You say you want to stop,
uh stop in enjoying women.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna become Kenny's done with women.
Done dating?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah? I think so. I think I've had enough. I
have had my fund. You're done dating women? Is what
you said. I'm done dating? No, No, but I've right
where this is about me and my dating life. It's
about Mitt Romney.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
See.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mitt Romney would be a good lawyer for Puff Daddy.
And here's why he's associated with polygamy. Puff Daddy's associated
with polyamory. They seem similar, but they're different. Do you
guys get why? Well, obviously we get why. But I
know you're dying to explain it to those who don't.
The polygamists will have multiple wives in different bedrooms. He's
never with any of them at the same time. The
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polyamoryes guy, they're all in bed at the same time together.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's just pure chaos.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that might sound better, but it's not genius not
it's not gene it is Do you realize how much
work that would be.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You would be exhausted, That wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well maybe you could, you know, lean back of an
onun in let the lady get to working. I don't
know because they're religious, right or are they polyamorous? So
at that moment, I guess I forgot. They forgot what
we're talking about. That for those you know, for that
half hour or whatever, you know, no, uh, no religion.
How would you know, mister Kenneth, I wouldn't know anything
about that. Yeah, but you said we were going to
talk about Jasmine Crockett because we were talking about her
(13:52):
before and about how you and her see eye to
eye on cutting the line in front of disabled people.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, I didn't, you said clearly you said she did.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That because those those people in the wheelchairs probably didn't
really need to be in wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay. Now there are some people supporting her.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, I'm not supporting Jasmine Crockett because she supports violence
against whitey and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
As a white person.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I mean, I don't support violence against anyone, but I
really don't support it against me.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
How is it that she encourages violence? Again, I forgot? Okay,
the story goes I mean, she's said a lot of
crazy things, let's face it. But this story this week
of her in the news speaking to a bunch of
college kids really goes back to August fifth, twenty twenty three,
when there was a large scale altercation that took place
at the riverfront dock in downtown Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Who has a big old fight.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, a lot of people saw this video, but it
was a viral video. It got a lot of attention. Basically,
a bunch of white people and a bunch of black
people are on a dock, a boat dock, a riverboat
dock in Montgomery, Alabama. The white people was on the boat,
you know, white people have boats, and the black people
was told, you know, to just stay on a dock
where they belong.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, you'll place. That's what they told the black people.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now, I think there's nothing more they don't know that
they nothing more important than the truth here. I think
most people that watched that video would probably get the
impression the white people looked like the instigators. They weren't
behaving well. But you saw something in that video you
never saw before. What happened a black guy swimming up
to the Do you remember he was on a boat,
do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
And it it was he could have run down the
pier back to the shore, crossed and then run back out,
but he decided the fastest way to get over there
where the action is is to just jump off of
this leg of the pier and swim that short distance
to the other leg of the pier. And that didn't
actually work out well because you know, then he was
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unable to fight because he was too tired from swimming.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I think you describe it well the way the report here,
the official report says a black teenager was filmed swimming
across the river to the dock. He arrived at the
dock after the initial assault was diffused. Moments later he
fought with two white men and pushed a white woman.
And this was a full on race war. Most people
forgot this video happened.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
When it really kicked in though, when it got good
was when one of the black dudes picked up on
the folding chairs and went to whaling on a white
dud's head, right exactly. And that is the part Jasmine
Crockett liked the most.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Jasmine Crockett, the lawmaker from the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex,
federal lawmaker, by the way, you know, not some state.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Second term too. By the way, Ghost.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Two gave a speech to a bunch of his black
state college students at a historically black college or university
HPCU in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And that's when.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
She's like, she can't she's still talking about this video
from two summers ago.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Everyone else forgot about this.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Jasmine brings it Upings to be people that tell you
that you don't belong and I am here to tell you,
Ova and Ova and Ova, that you absolutely belonged. There
are people that are going to tell you that there
is not a table in which there is a seat
for you. But I am here to remind you of
Montgomery and those folding chairs. Let me tell you, did
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we know how to use a chair, whether we pulling
it up, are we doing something else.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
With it, hitting people.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Let me hear.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Let me be the first one to tell.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You what a weird thing to say while you're giving
a college speech.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's really nice and encouraging to those people coming out
and facing the real world for the first time.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's such.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You're talking to a bunch of twenty one year olds
twenty twenty one, twenty two, somewhere in that window, let's
face it, twenty three or twenty four, probably finishing college.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Disal moment have been twenty six, let's.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Face it, thirty and she's telling all of them now
that you're going out into the real world. Sometimes you're
gonna have to physically fight a white person with a
fold up chair.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Don't hesitate to get a weapon. Yeah, and just go
to whalan.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I remember graduating and the advice we were given was
very different. Be generous, be kind, be patient, work hard,
don't give up right, you know, watch out for others,
watch out for the little guy you know.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
By the way. An update on the Mormon situation from Gil.
It's Alton Jonathon dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What's up, Gil?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Your favorite billionaires are Mormon? Oh you're talking about the
Duff brothers. I believe that's who he knew. You would
know who your favorite billionaires.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Are over there in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's where Gil is in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Nah, I don't like the Douff brothers anymore. Well really no.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I was just in Hattiesburg with Chad Prather and Jesse
Payton doing a stand up comedy show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Did both of them come? Neither of them showed up? Neatnut,
neither of them, not a one of them.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was prepared to endorse the Doff brothers for whatever
office they wanted to run for. I was gonna get
out there. I was going to defend them pub I
was gonna campaign. I was going to block walk for him.
They couldn't be bothered. I went all the way to
Hattiesburg to do a stand up comedy show.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
They couldn't just go to the end of their driveway
for you. All you guys had to do was come
hang out with us. And now we had a great crowd.
We had a lot of fun. But I scanned the
crowd for the Duff brothers. I saw nobody in the
audience that made billions of dollars selling car parts.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And you know, they would have had a driver.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
They wouldn't have had to worry about where they're gonna park,
or you know, walking up to or leaving late at
night and the dark afterwards, and something happened to him,
they would have been fine.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, but they still couldn't be bothered. That's cold blooded.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm gonna tell you this stuff, Brothers, I'm gonna give
you a second chance because me and Jesse Payton are
coming back to Mississippi. Oh really, yeah, but this time
we're not gonna be in Hattiesburg. We're gonna be in
jackson on May twenty second. That is a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Wait, that's a school night. You can't be over doing
a promotion on a Thursday night. No, it'll be okay,
we can. We could you could do stand up comedy
on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I checked if Tate Reeves, he's the current governor. Yeah,
And I asked him and he said, as long as
you don't endorse those duff brothers if they run against me.
Dud No, I'm not. I'm not endorsing them unless they
show up at the comedy show. So Thursday, May twenty second,
we're gonna be in Jacksonville, Mississippi. Jacksonville, jackson sorry, just Jackson, Sorry, Force,
I have it. May twenty third, we're gonna be in Mandeville, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's a Friday North sho or get ready to get down.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And then May twenty fourth, we're gonna be in Metori
or as Alan Venture calls it, a metri Metrin. Anyway,
if anyone just home, and this is actually not going
to be a political comedy show. It's a relationship themed
comedy show. As a recently celibate man.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Now that I like for the last thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, exactly, I'm preparing for Yeah, I mean till I've
been celibate for at least a couple of weeks. Here,
Jesse Payton and I will be doing a relationship themed
comedy show called Couples Therapy. There will be I think
more comedians there, but he and I are definitely going
oh boy. And you can get tickets for that at
jesse Isfunny dot com or go to my ex account
at Kenny Webster on x You'll find a link right
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there at the top of the pin to the top
of my account there.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Okay, another email this time Rudy wants to know Rudy
righty like that movie, Get it, I.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
No, speaking of wheelchair passengers, if Jasmine Crockett demes they
that she will allow them to ride on the same
plane with her.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She hates the cripples.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Cool, what happens to them in case of an emergency
and they have to slide down that the inflatable slide?
Do they just pick them up out of the wheelchair
and like just pulls them.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You've obviously never sat in one of those spacious, comfortable
seats in the middle of the plane with the extra
leg room.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They explain that to you.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
They don't let the wheelchair people back there. The wheelchair
people are all up in the front.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
No, no, no, the people that have to help the stewardess,
actual flight attendant, flight attendant, flight the people that have
to help the flight attendant. And oh my god, that
was so embarrassing. I would like to apologize to everybody
out there.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Take two.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
We're just gonna have to start over. Yeah, yeah, you've
ruined it. I apologize the ruin. Okay, I didn't mean
to call someone a stewardess. That's like, that's almost as
bad as the N word.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
After these messages will.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Be read
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Walton and Johnson
It is a very important day to Catholics.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I mean, this is a you know, it's it's a
holy day, it's a sacred day, it's a day.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Remember that this isn't just a religious leader.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Really, this is supposed to be the human embodiment of
Jesus Christ in the modern day era.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Baby, we got us. It was a conclave.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It is a you know, we love a good conclave.
And nine to thirty hour time is when the voting starts.
So we got about an hour and a half. I
don't know if we'll get alive. Do they do allow
reporters inside the conclave to do a stand up?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, this isn't like the locker room at a sporting event.
You can't just walk in there with cameras.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know. Oh well, you don't think the cardinals would
be like undressing or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's funny you bring that up because remember female reporters
were mad that they couldn't go in the men's locker
room because and then they let him do that, and
they're like, you know they're naked in there.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, oh that.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Guy he he he showed me his stuff there. It's like, no,
you were standing there, you fought to get in here.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You remember when that happened.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
There's a lot of stupid stuff that happens at a
fifteen minute news cycle, but one of the dumbest things
was several years ago there were female reporters that were
angry they didn't get the same access as men did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And then immediately, you know, male reporters could go in
the locker room, and almost immediately there was somebody who
was like, you know, when we're in there, they're not dressed.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I have attempted to go into the locker room many
times and I have been denied every single time.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And I don't know why. I'm a I could, I
could go in And do they not know that you're
you know you're you? I bet they do know? All right,
So we've got an idea.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Trump's got an idea is to take over Alcatraz, get
rid of the tourism museum.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Kick the touristy parked out, and start making it a
prison again, and in a really just bad prison, you know, one.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You don't want to go to.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
When Trump started talking about turning Alcatraz into a modern
day border detention facility, and he was describing it on
the news like you know, it's a now to that
people know this to museum now, like everybody knows that
Trump normally he's relatable to average people, except when it
comes to little things like I don't think he's ever
been to Disney World. I don't think he's ever you know,
(02:10):
he's never been to a truck stop before.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's just like little things Trump has never experienced that
we have. Most people know that Alcatraz is a museum,
and Trump was talking about it on everybody. I don't
think Biden knew.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, that's different. He didn't even know it was an
island anyway where it is.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
But there is actually an idea that has been proposed
here by a former FBI agent. There's a place that
might make a little more sense than Alcatraz. It's called
San Clemente Island. It's it's way south on the west
coast from Alcatraz, closer to San.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Diego or La.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, basically south of Catalina Island, Sam Clemente. I believe
this is where Nixon was from or where he lived
for a while or something, but I thought that was
on the mainland.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, this is the island island.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, and it's primarily used by the US Navy for
different things, including Navy Seal training. It's only accessible by
boat or air. It's hard to reach for most people.
If you put these these the criminals, you know, the
deportees and the illegals or stuff, put them on that
island and then have the Navy seals go out there
and do a little training. Woo, that could get real good.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Now, I'm with you, Billyet.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It would be interesting to let the Navy seals hunt
them for sport. But so but they got this thing
called the Geneva Convention, and I don't think that's allowed.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I didn't hear you. I can't hear you. I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You there anything about how stupid the Geneva Convention is,
Like nobody follows these rules. They're like no weapons of
mass destruction. Okay, well you guys could do it, but
not us. And then I know those are the rules
that apply to you, not me. No using chemical weapons
on your own people. Okay, everybody does that anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So just gotta talk to Trump about this San Clemente deal.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Was telling Fox News about it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know, but Trump watches apparently, you know, even
though they're not good to him either.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I get the impression he does. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, all that being said, tariff Schmiev's Ferrari is reporting
zero supercar cancelations. Apparently the of people that buy Ferraris
don't care if the tariff goes up on it. Apparently
the Ferrari market is unaffected by this shocking Yeah, good news, everybody.
Your Ferraris aren't going to be any more.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Expensive, so that's a relief, right, Well, will be more
expensive wand massagers on Timu, those are gonna If you
were buying cheap marital aids on a third world website
retail online shopping website, don't because apparently, not only will
it be dangerous, it'll be very expensive. Since yeah, also
(04:31):
dolls and toys from Mattel, doesn't this tariff thing help
identify exactly what it is we get from China and
other places around the world as opposed to what we
used to get from America. Yeah, you know, if you
found out the price of whatever is going up, that's
(04:52):
that's where you're getting it from.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Right Mattel that just told us yesterday.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Barbies and other toys that they make are going to
be more expensive. Because these terrible, mean old Trump tariffs.
You know, maybe you shouldn't be making your stuff over there.
It would have been so easy to make it in
America too. It's not like it's an iPhone or something.
We're talking about cheap plastic dolls. You know how simple
it would be to set up shop for that. Trust
me on this, I've never done it before. It would
be really easy to do.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But all that being said, we used to make that
stuff in America good, and for some reason we just stopped.
It's not like the technology on Barbie dolls has changed
much since the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, absolutely not. Oh oh a puff Daddy report? Is
that happening right now?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh? Yeah? We up to what day three? Yeah? Day
three of the Diddy or Didney try? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Diddy's lawyer was chastised for calling the prosecution and I
quote a six pack of white women. Paused for reaction,
Joe Biden look out? Is that accurate?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Though? Like? Is it just a bunch of is it
six white women?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It was just an odd thing to say. You overseeing
the Seawan Didtycomb sex trafficking trial ripped a member of
Combe's Family Legal Team, that's what they're calling it. After
the lawyer griped on his podcast, yes he has a
podcast about the all female team of prosecutors in the case,
Judge Aroun Subramanian said this is ridiculous during a meeting
(06:20):
with the with Mark Gagerios, who represents Comb's mother and
has been huddling with the unbattled hip hop moguls lawyer,
why do you have a podcast?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Why are you podcast? Do you think that's a good idea?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Do you think Tony Busby or like Rusty Harden and
one of these great trial attorneys of our time would
agree with having a podcast where you talk about the
case that you're currently involved in.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
If they did, they'd probably be doing it right. I
mean they thought it was a good idea exactly. And
and just the fact that this has.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Now created problems for Sean Didtycomb shows it's probably not
a good idea anyway. So he drew the judges ire
for calling the prosecution team a six pack of white
women on a recent episode if his podcast, did he
didn't do it?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know he didn't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It's called did he not? That is an odd thing
to say. A six pack of white women. Now binder's
full of women. That would have been fun, right, Yeah,
that was no big deal. Yeah, they should have ask
Mitt Romney for help. Apparently he's available. He's not doing anything, that's.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
True, and he's certainly, you know, still willing to help.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's all he ever wanted to do. Was this help?
Poor Mittens was so misunderstood. Is he technically a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That would be funny if if Mitt Romney decided to
step in and go, you know, I'm gonna represent mister
Combs here.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, that would have been fun.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And you know, why not?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Why not have a Mormon represent a guy who's involved
in a swinger lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
They're kind of similar if you think about it.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It certainly understands, you know why he likes so many women.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The only difference between polygamy and I don't think did
he like the women so much?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Well, he liked watching like dudes, But then that tell
you what he was. Yeah, Oh, you ever think about
how don't make that? Yeah, don't do that with your
hand like that. Yeah, you're sucking on a lollipomp or
let me ask you this, just for fun, would you
rather head to Atlanta for a fun story, or just
(08:12):
just west of Atlanta, Cedar Town, Georgia. Both fun places,
especially if you're at the Atlanta airport.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Do I have to choose?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Especially if you're at the Atlanta airport at airport Jasmine
crocket Oh God, I hate Jasmin Crockett and I hate
the Atlanta airport.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Those are two of the worst things on Earth.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay you picked, looks like we're going to Hartfield. No, okay,
go ahead, what are we gonna do that? Jasmine Crockett
shows up at the airport there in Atlanta with a
taxpayer funded police escort, and it was time to start
boarding the plane that she was gonna get on to
head back to Dallas, and so she just stepped right
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up and cut the line in front of people sitting
in wheelchairs waiting to preboard. Okay, she has no respect
for disabled people if just the next leader of the
Democrat Party stepping up and abusing her power like they
all do. She walked up, saw the line people in
the wheelchair. Of course, she has no respect for the
(09:15):
governor of Texas where she lives, calling him hot wheels
because his wheelchair, and so she just walks up lets
everybody know who I am, and just right up to
the front of the line. Here you cripple people, y'all.
Just you wait your turn, ah am important. Got mixed
feelings about that. Why does she have a security detail?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
They all pay for?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You know, when you fly and you see those people
waiting to get on the plane and they're sitting in
a wheelchair because they get to get on first, and
then when it's time to get on, some of them
like well, cartwheel out of their wheelchair seats. Some of
them will literally somersault.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Also, you'd think she could tell they weren't they didn't
really need to be in their wheelchairl.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I have mixed feelings, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm bold you and you look you look healthy enough,
I'm gonna get in front of you. No, No, there
are real people that are disabled that are trying to
get onto a plane. However, every time I fly, I'm
just saying, I'm not gonna say what color they are,
what ethnicity, or what socioeconomic class they are. There's a
handful of people sitting in a wheelchair waiting to board first.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Who clearly don't need a wheelchair.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
But they've paid the hundred bucks, or they've got their medicaid.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Or Medicare or a note from the doctor. Man.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They get to go first, and then we all have
to sit there and wait for them to board. And
it's a Southwest flight, so they get a better seat
than me.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can see right now, your own jasmine side here.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
See that's the thing I hate. Jazz. Kenny is a
jazzy sea boy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
No, this is the Russian Ukraine War all over again.
This guy's horrible, and that guy's a coke addict. This
guy's an authoritarian, Tommy, he.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Should have gone to Cedar Town. Maybe you'll calm down, Kenny.
Should we go there after this calm.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I've been trying that with someone all morning in a
text message, and that does not work.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Apparently it's not working here. No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It did not go through the rigorous garification and standards process.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
He cooperated with, true good. I hate this country so much.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Russian election.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You exposed the global World War three silence coming to
in Russian grocery store. It will radicalize you. Largely peaceful
demonstrations like living in Hell.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson radio Network.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
People often say Catholics have the weirdest beliefs of any Christian,
But I still think it's the Mormons.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I think what the Mormons believe is clearly the weirdest.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's probably maybe a bias because you are a Catholic.
What do you think if you were morbid, would you
think about it?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I mean, I'm sure I think the Catholics are weird.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
But the thing about the Mormons is what they what
they believe, is so weird, but they really seem to
believe it. And then also, have you ever met a Mormon.
They're the nicest people on earth.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
It do seem to be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I did take a tour of their of their lovely
uh you know church they're building Salt Lake City, and
they were all just adorable. They were just so sweet. See.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's why I think Matt Rodney could be puff Daddy's lawyer.
I think it would work. Puff Daddy is a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
He is a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
He's just never practiced law.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
But he got a joint degree and uh is jurist
doctor and his NBA it makes is JD if you will.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He could do it right, And it makes sense because
Poff Daddy is a rough exterior and Mitt Romney. Remember
a guy like Mitt Romney would really only be the
villain in a lifetime movie, you know what I mean.
And Mitt Romney's uh what is he? He's a there's
a lot of polygamy in his family tree. He's technically
not a polygamist, but they do have polygamy.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
And while Romney, you know the definition of polygamy. It's
too many wives, that's what they say. Yeah, just like monogamy.
That's well, thanks, billy.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think you I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Trying to help you. You say you want to stop,
uh stop in enjoying women.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna become Kenny's done with women.
Done dating?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah? I think so. I think I've had enough. I
have had my fund. You're done dating women? Is what
you said. I'm done dating? No, No, but I've right
where this is about me and my dating life. It's
about Mitt Romney.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
See.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Mitt Romney would be a good lawyer for Puff Daddy.
And here's why he's associated with polygamy. Puff Daddy's associated
with polyamory. They seem similar, but they're different. Do you
guys get why? Well, obviously we get why. But I
know you're dying to explain it to those who don't.
The polygamists will have multiple wives in different bedrooms. He's
never with any of them at the same time. The
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polyamoryes guy, they're all in bed at the same time together.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's just pure chaos.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And that might sound better, but it's not genius not
it's not gene it is Do you realize how much
work that would be.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You would be exhausted, That wouldn't be fun.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well maybe you could, you know, lean back of an
onun in let the lady get to working. I don't
know because they're religious, right or are they polyamorous? So
at that moment, I guess I forgot. They forgot what
we're talking about. That for those you know, for that
half hour or whatever, you know, no, uh, no religion.
How would you know, mister Kenneth, I wouldn't know anything
about that. Yeah, but you said we were going to
talk about Jasmine Crockett because we were talking about her
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before and about how you and her see eye to
eye on cutting the line in front of disabled people.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, I didn't, you said clearly you said she did.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That because those those people in the wheelchairs probably didn't
really need to be in wheelchairs.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Okay. Now there are some people supporting her.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
No, I'm not supporting Jasmine Crockett because she supports violence
against whitey and.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
As a white person.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I mean, I don't support violence against anyone, but I
really don't support it against me.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
How is it that she encourages violence? Again, I forgot? Okay,
the story goes I mean, she's said a lot of
crazy things, let's face it. But this story this week
of her in the news speaking to a bunch of
college kids really goes back to August fifth, twenty twenty three,
when there was a large scale altercation that took place
at the riverfront dock in downtown Montgomery, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Who has a big old fight.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah, a lot of people saw this video, but it
was a viral video. It got a lot of attention. Basically,
a bunch of white people and a bunch of black
people are on a dock, a boat dock, a riverboat
dock in Montgomery, Alabama. The white people was on the boat,
you know, white people have boats, and the black people
was told, you know, to just stay on a dock
where they belong.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, you'll place. That's what they told the black people.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Now, I think there's nothing more they don't know that
they nothing more important than the truth here. I think
most people that watched that video would probably get the
impression the white people looked like the instigators. They weren't
behaving well. But you saw something in that video you
never saw before. What happened a black guy swimming up
to the Do you remember he was on a boat,
do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
And it it was he could have run down the
pier back to the shore, crossed and then run back out,
but he decided the fastest way to get over there
where the action is is to just jump off of
this leg of the pier and swim that short distance
to the other leg of the pier. And that didn't
actually work out well because you know, then he was
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unable to fight because he was too tired from swimming.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I think you describe it well the way the report here,
the official report says a black teenager was filmed swimming
across the river to the dock. He arrived at the
dock after the initial assault was diffused. Moments later he
fought with two white men and pushed a white woman.
And this was a full on race war. Most people
forgot this video happened.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
When it really kicked in though, when it got good
was when one of the black dudes picked up on
the folding chairs and went to whaling on a white
dud's head, right exactly. And that is the part Jasmine
Crockett liked the most.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Jasmine Crockett, the lawmaker from the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex,
federal lawmaker, by the way, you know, not some state.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Second term too. By the way, Ghost.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Two gave a speech to a bunch of his black
state college students at a historically black college or university
HPCU in Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And that's when.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
She's like, she can't she's still talking about this video
from two summers ago.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Everyone else forgot about this.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Jasmine brings it Upings to be people that tell you
that you don't belong and I am here to tell you,
Ova and Ova and Ova, that you absolutely belonged. There
are people that are going to tell you that there
is not a table in which there is a seat
for you. But I am here to remind you of
Montgomery and those folding chairs. Let me tell you, did
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we know how to use a chair, whether we pulling
it up, are we doing something else.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
With it, hitting people.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Let me hear.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Let me be the first one to tell.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You what a weird thing to say while you're giving
a college speech.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
It's really nice and encouraging to those people coming out
and facing the real world for the first time.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's such.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You're talking to a bunch of twenty one year olds
twenty twenty one, twenty two, somewhere in that window, let's
face it, twenty three or twenty four, probably finishing college.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Disal moment have been twenty six, let's.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Face it, thirty and she's telling all of them now
that you're going out into the real world. Sometimes you're
gonna have to physically fight a white person with a
fold up chair.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Don't hesitate to get a weapon. Yeah, and just go
to whalan.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I remember graduating and the advice we were given was
very different. Be generous, be kind, be patient, work hard,
don't give up right, you know, watch out for others,
watch out for the little guy you know.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
By the way. An update on the Mormon situation from Gil.
It's Alton Jonathon dot com.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What's up, Gil?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Your favorite billionaires are Mormon? Oh you're talking about the
Duff brothers. I believe that's who he knew. You would
know who your favorite billionaires.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Are over there in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
That's where Gil is in Hattiesburg.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Nah, I don't like the Douff brothers anymore. Well really no.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I was just in Hattiesburg with Chad Prather and Jesse
Payton doing a stand up comedy show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Did both of them come? Neither of them showed up? Neatnut,
neither of them, not a one of them.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was prepared to endorse the Doff brothers for whatever
office they wanted to run for. I was gonna get
out there. I was going to defend them pub I
was gonna campaign. I was going to block walk for him.
They couldn't be bothered. I went all the way to
Hattiesburg to do a stand up comedy show.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
They couldn't just go to the end of their driveway
for you. All you guys had to do was come
hang out with us. And now we had a great crowd.
We had a lot of fun. But I scanned the
crowd for the Duff brothers. I saw nobody in the
audience that made billions of dollars selling car parts.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And you know, they would have had a driver.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
They wouldn't have had to worry about where they're gonna park,
or you know, walking up to or leaving late at
night and the dark afterwards, and something happened to him,
they would have been fine.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, but they still couldn't be bothered. That's cold blooded.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm gonna tell you this stuff, Brothers, I'm gonna give
you a second chance because me and Jesse Payton are
coming back to Mississippi. Oh really, yeah, but this time
we're not gonna be in Hattiesburg. We're gonna be in
jackson on May twenty second. That is a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Wait, that's a school night. You can't be over doing
a promotion on a Thursday night. No, it'll be okay,
we can. We could you could do stand up comedy
on Thursday.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I checked if Tate Reeves, he's the current governor. Yeah,
And I asked him and he said, as long as
you don't endorse those duff brothers if they run against me.
Dud No, I'm not. I'm not endorsing them unless they
show up at the comedy show. So Thursday, May twenty second,
we're gonna be in Jacksonville, Mississippi. Jacksonville, jackson sorry, just Jackson, Sorry, Force,
I have it. May twenty third, we're gonna be in Mandeville, Louisiana.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's a Friday North sho or get ready to get down.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And then May twenty fourth, we're gonna be in Metori
or as Alan Venture calls it, a metri Metrin. Anyway,
if anyone just home, and this is actually not going
to be a political comedy show. It's a relationship themed
comedy show. As a recently celibate man.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Now that I like for the last thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, exactly, I'm preparing for Yeah, I mean till I've
been celibate for at least a couple of weeks. Here,
Jesse Payton and I will be doing a relationship themed
comedy show called Couples Therapy. There will be I think
more comedians there, but he and I are definitely going
oh boy. And you can get tickets for that at
jesse Isfunny dot com or go to my ex account
at Kenny Webster on x You'll find a link right
(20:40):
there at the top of the pin to the top
of my account there.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Okay, another email this time Rudy wants to know Rudy
righty like that movie, Get it, I.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
No, speaking of wheelchair passengers, if Jasmine Crockett demes they
that she will allow them to ride on the same
plane with her.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
She hates the cripples.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Cool, what happens to them in case of an emergency
and they have to slide down that the inflatable slide?
Do they just pick them up out of the wheelchair
and like just pulls them.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
How does that work?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You've obviously never sat in one of those spacious, comfortable
seats in the middle of the plane with the extra
leg room.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They explain that to you.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
They don't let the wheelchair people back there. The wheelchair
people are all up in the front.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
No, no, no, the people that have to help the stewardess,
actual flight attendant, flight attendant, flight the people that have
to help the flight attendant. And oh my god, that
was so embarrassing. I would like to apologize to everybody
out there.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Take two.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
We're just gonna have to start over. Yeah, yeah, you've
ruined it. I apologize the ruin. Okay, I didn't mean
to call someone a stewardess. That's like, that's almost as
bad as the N word.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
After these messages will.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Be read
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Walton and Johnson
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