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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Like a little folks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, I will say this, even though the world's
falling apart and there's insanity in every direction, Today's gonna
be a good day.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Sure, because you could have said that at any day,
at any time over the last many many decades that
you've been alive. The place has always been coming apart. Yeah,
I'm just barely holding it together, man, No, you're.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Right, Steve will be okay. Look, at any time in history,
things happen.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
There's big news out of uh out of South Houston here.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm glad you're here, Billy ed Hatfield, People's champ. What's
going on in Houston?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, back at your gunner?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, thanks, it's actually black smoke now, but that's okay.
It's dou who black smoke. I'm a I'm a Catholic rapper.
Now you didn't know it's okay black? Oh well, that's
what I'm gonna tell you about. We got smoke. We
got smoke coming out of the event at the roof
on the BUCkies. I'm gonna climb out on a limb here.
And guess that's not because of the papal. No, it
means the new brisk gets ready. Oh, I like you yeah,
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tell me about it, so you know, drive all in
if you can. Bro you know, I know BUCkies is
like that's not generally where you go to get Krafts barbecue.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But it's still good. It's still real good. They make
them sandwiches. Yeah, oh man. The turkey is especially good.
I don't know if you you know, they got the brisket,
they got the sausage. It's all good. But I gotta
tell you that turkey. It is moist. It's true. I
like moist turkey. I get I do.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And you know, turkey is an underrated thing. Most people
just eat it Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know they don't. You never see turkey on a
menu in a restaurant, but it's always on barbecue menus.
But most people they go for the big three.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You get your ribs ReBs, you got your your linx,
you got your sausage, and your moist brisket brisket. I
call it fatty brisket. But those are the big three.
And after that you're full, right, and you skip the turkey.
You probably skip the chicken. It's excellent food too.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Barbecue chicken is underrated. I mean, it's true. Yeah, but
I'll tell you what, though, I wish.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I could get some Bread's barbecue this morning. It's good man.
I'll tell you what. We got a new routine now.
I mean, pray, lean, load up, head out. I stop
by Brett's Barbecue, really and then hook a right head
north to Grives County for the weekend. And then after
you get the barbecue, you let her back in the car.
Oh yeah, she's feeding me while I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh that's great, full of food. That's start of balance
with on my lap because it's all some stuff. You know,
that's the hardest part of it. And I don't want
to get sauce all over the wheel, you know, the
steering wheel. Yeah, so you know, let her hold it
over there where she's at and then I get a
bite every now and then.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You can't put that on a resume.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But one of my greatest talents in life is holding
sauce while I drive, and then with the other hand
like dipping the nuggets or whatever chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You got your lig you know, hole steering a car.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's all about the knee there, you know. For some
reason I figure that out as a teenager driving around
late at night, how to drive with my knees. I
don't know why that went well.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Why they don't teach it and drivers it? Because I
know we're all going to do it. Oh yeah, you know,
they might as well go ahead and make us better
at it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Apparently the people in Colorado are the best at it.
I don't know what they're doing while they drive around. Ye,
I don't know what it is. It's puzzling. Well, I'm sure
you will look into it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm sure we'll find out. Yah. Now, there is other
smoke news this morning. Since they were excluded from the
conclave to elect a new pope and pretty much anything
of any importance in the Catholic Church, women are determined
to have a say. You know how they are. I
do know how they are. And so a bunch of
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little gals got together on a hill overlooking Saint Peter's
and the Vatican over there, and they started a fire, really,
and they threw something on the fire, and they made
pink smoke come up.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think it was flares. Oh, that's adorable. They probably
maybe they used tannerite for a gender reveal party, wouldn't
doubt it, although I don't know if they sell that
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's more of an American thing. So the pink smoke
is the women's demand that they be allowed to do
organizations and stuff. You ever think about ordination, that's what
it did. Ordination.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Every think about how great man to women and how
very little they appreciate it. Like there are little girls
whose mothers put them in shirts that say things on
them like girls are the best and boys are losers.
Girls rule, boys suck or whatever, Like men don't do that.
We don't wear shirts that say we don't need chicks. Yeah,
we don't do that. I definitely need chicks. Yeah, I mean,
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look around in a men's prison. No, exactly right, Yeah,
we need chicks. Look around though, Bill. Yet all of this,
everything you see for thousands of years, all of this
is for women. Do you think that men would live
in a house with a roof and like, you know,
a mattress and pillows, and do you think we would
have drapes and curtains? And if it wasn't for women,
why would we bother?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We might have moved out of caves, you know, but
probably just into hoots. We might be at hoot level
by now without chicks around. Women love to say things
like we don't need men. You actually do need us.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're the ones that are pouring concrete and building you know, structure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And you know, we've seen what happens when women build
buildings and bridges. I mean you might remember down in
Florida a while back, an all female crew got the
purchase order, got the job of building a new bridge. Right,
it was up about a week and it collapsed.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Everything we do through all of human history that men
have done has been for women. And then women look
at it now that they finally have corporate jobs in
middle management and they're like, we don't need dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What you don't why? Well, at least chicks in Italy
they're upset. They said, you can't keep ignoring fifty percent
of the Catholic population. You go into a locked room,
nothing but men, and make decisions about what the future
of the church is going to be without half of
the church, no women represented, and they've had enough.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh no, okay, Well, this idea that men run the
Catholic Church goes back thousands of years. You know who
that started with Jesus Christ? Oh boy, right, Because the
Catholic Church is the oldest sect of Christianity, the original
pope was Saint Peter. And it's not like an idea
he just came up with. Do you think Jesus was wrong?
Was saying Peter wrong? Look, we've talked about this before
on the show. I hate to sound redundant, but when
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you go into that confessional booth, do you think.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
A female priest would be able to keep your secrets?
We know? Uh? Uh, don't say don't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know what, Ryan Longside, there'd be a priest in there,
A female priest would.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Go, dude, tell what happened? We spill the tea. Oh
I know her? Oh my god, I can't believe she
did that. God, Becky, Becky did that? Father? Are you
what did you you mean? Mother? Did you just giggle?
Would the female priests be called mothers? I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, it's right, that's the confusing part. And uh, you
know it is all that being said.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Pink smoke. Aren't they cute? Right over here? They wear
hat shaped like well, they wear pink hat over there.
They blow smoke in the air.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know, not for nothing here but down the street
from my Catholic church, they got Episcopalian church and I've
been in there before.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They have yellow smoke.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, no, they do two different services. They do the
contemporary service, which I hate, which is like with a drummer,
where they sip coffee and it's like this isn't church.
And then they do a church a traditional service that
looks more like a Catholic Mass, but they have females
leading it, wearing the and guess what, Billy, I guess what.
It takes longer then when the man does it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, yeah, now you might have no idea why, but
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You might think to yourself, well, you know, Kenny, more
time at church. Hang on, guys, there's a reason why
masks or Christian services, as long as it is. God
needs you to get back to work. God knows you
can't just see here all day listening to songs.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know. I mean, obviously you throw a little cash
in the ball. That's NICEU You know it never hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Throw a few up for the man upstairs, you know, prayer, sermon.
You want a little song, fine, we'll give you some,
but do it the way.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I can't remember now who who explained it to me,
but they said the best way to do an offering.
That might have been baby billy. The best way to
do an offering to the Lord is get all your
money out, sure, and throw it up in the air
and say this is for you Lord, and throw it
in the air, and whatever God wants, he'll catch whatever
(08:04):
falls back to the ground, that's mine.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Really, Wow, that's cool. I had no idea. That's a
that's a great system. It works real good. You know
you're giving it to I mean, God could control gravity
with him, all things are possible if he wants to
take it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You know. That's that's an I say, maybe he wants
you to spend it. Everything about that be so think
you guys were right about this India Pakistani little dut
stuff they got going on. It's hard to call it
a war when they've been doing this for you know,
like dozens of decades. I guess uh. Pakistan says they
shot down five Indian fighter JITs.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think I know what you're doing right now. I'm
I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If it's true or not. All I was gonna say
is I'm not sure it really happened, Is it any?
Did it happen? Tragedy in India. Tragedy in India brought
to you by my pillow this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No tragedy is over here. We got my pillow. Where
is Giza, Egypt? Oh, then it's fine. It's not affected
by this. It's it's in the area. It's true, and
you know it's great buy and most of many of
my pillows products are made in America, so they're not
affected by this tariffing or the war in it.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yea, and a good thing. I think even the Indians
and the Pakistanis understand the importance of the Giza cotton
fields back home, so they leave them alone.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wow, yep, that's great. Well, okay, so tragedy in India,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Let's go to say that the Pakistanis say that they
shot down five Indian fighter jets. It might have been drones,
you know, they saw something flying, shot at it and
knocked it down. Might have got one jet and a
couple of drones. Who knows. But first casualty of war
is always the truth. Hmmm you like that one. Yeah, Yeah,
it's true. Yeah, I like that. It's fun to hear
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both sides talk about what they're doing. Both sides are
a venge a past attack from the other side. Both
sides are just retaliating to what the other side did. Wow,
that sounds a whole lot like that whole Israeli and
uh Hamasian situation going on over there, because it's been
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so long since they first started getting mad at each
other they don't even remember. It's a little bit like
that the feud with the Hatfields and McCoy's Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, well you know what I like whenever they have
these these wars break out and there's an underdog. They
have this guy there and he's a fighter pilot for
Pakistan apparently, and he's called the Ghost of Dingleberry, and
he's flying around in the sky up there taking out
all these Indians that are like oppressing the Pakistani people
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And this guy's just like, go go go gogoo, Ghost
of Dinglebody boo boo boo boo boo. I hadn't heard
of him.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, No, he's a real guy. It's not made up
by the liberal media to make you pick a side.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, never would. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And this guy like flew in and there was like
one Indian guy who was holding a Pakistani baby and
he was about to throw him off the side of
this building, and the to dingle Berry flew in and
he was like and then and the Pakistani and the
Indian guy was like, no, I'm gonna throw this baby,
and the right then the ghost of dingle Berry flew
in and he reached out with one end and captured
the baby while he was flying, and then with the
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other hand he shot the Indian soldier. It was amazing.
Du I love that stuff, man. Yeah, these and it
worked up. Yeah, and it's not a made up story
by CBS. It's a real thing that happened.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, me too, wants to get excited about.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What's to get excited about it? Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right,
it's just Thursday, just a regular thirst. Well, I for one,
am very excited about about this show. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network over there, you must be digging this.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah. This is a tool side project called Pussifer. Oh yeah,
good old Yeah, they're great. I saw him last summer
at the Woodlands Pavilion. Oh sure they start up, dude,
you get some merch while you were there?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They were with Primus. I love when they played Big
Brown Beaver.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That sounds awesome this one. Hello, did you get some
merch while you were there? I thought you couldn't hear me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Man, I don't really like waiting in line. I'll usually
just buy it later on online. People don't realize this,
but you don't have to wait in line for merch.
It's the same stuff they usually sell on their website,
and it's you know, it's not like it's any cheaper
and more expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You might as well just have it delivered to your house.
When somebody asked you later though, ooh, dude, you get
that at the Puss for concert, And you're gonna go like, yeah, dude,
I was there, sure, and you'd be lying to them
because you didn't get it at the Puss for concert. Man,
you know, it doesn't. It's not lead to big lies,
lead to cereal killing. That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
But you know, Billy, and I would rather tell people
that I'm a smart consumer than like make it sound
like I waited and line at a concert.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And that's why you don't lie about it. You don't say, yeah,
I got it while I was at the concert. Went
to the concert and the line was too long, and
I said, you know, screw that. I bought it on
the drive home about that. See, but that is what
I said, I just said that to so the next
time some hot chick asked you that, don't lie to her.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't, but you were gonna no. I wasn't talking
about it. I can see it. I would never lie
to a woman just to get something from her. That's insane, billy.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I know there's probably some people listening that like President Trump.
Maybe they even Trump. There's there's a lot of that
going on out there. But I got to tell you,
he's done some pretty wax stuff. He's done some pretty
crazy off the wall crap that nobody could explain. Okay,
but this, it's too much. He's gone too far. Nowt
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What has he done well? According to this news story,
Trump made cuts to the National Weather Service and apparently
that's the reason that their forecasts have been inaccurate lately.
Oh lately. This is terrible news. Wow, Trump's cut to
weather Service blamed for forecast miscues because they were always
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right until Trump got elected.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well, they did blame him for the delays at airports
at DMVs yesterday, even though it was really because of
the real ID being rolled out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, that that came up before. I don't think we
gave the real ID nonsense. The attention. It deserved. Its
still going on. I got friends hitting to the airport
right now. They're probably there right now, and you know
it's going to be a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Do you know how long ago we voted on and
agreed to have real id the new technology? Twenty years ago, Billy.
It was a post nine to eleven decision that we made.
It took our bloated glacier speed government twenty years. It
was so long ago that Donald Trump was at the
time just considering doing a new TV show called The
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Apprentice Boy. The Facebook didn't exist, Twitter didn't exist, my
Space was brand new. Aol instant messager was the number
one messaging app on the Internet. That's how long ago
realized this technology is irrelevant. Now it doesn't even matter anymore.
We're still t rex is roaming the planet. Yes, way
back then, exactly, Trump was just coming up with that
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idea for a TV show and they're finally rolling it
out now now it's irrelevant. The whole point was to
Brandaventa terror attack. Do you think anything we did after
nine to eleven was effective to making you safer?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Not a bit, No, no, no, I get it real
good at making you fall in line. And do as
you're told and don't ask questions. Though. That's what they
like about the American people in the last twenty years,
that's it. They've learned to line up and don't say anything.
If you say anything, they'll take you out of line.
And that's worse. It's bananas.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Right back when they came up with the idea to
have real ID, which just rolled out this week, people
were still using landlines. Tom Brady was a new quarterback
at the time. Guys, that's how long ago this was.
And what is it even done? What is it doing
to prevent a disaster? Nothing, it's not gonna do anything.
It took him twenty years to put a star in
the corner of your driver's license.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
In many states around the country, they haven't even rolled
it out on time, and men't got it ready for
you yet. You could be saying I want it, but
you can't have it. Oh well, So.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
If you're curious why this is happening and there is
an answer, did you know there is a fee to
get a real idea.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And I don't mean a f you to get your
ID that's already something else. Yeah, you gotta pay for
all that.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In addition, to your driver's license fee. You now also
have to pay a real ID fee. Look at the
itemized bill when you pay the government to update your
driver's license next time. You'll see it on there and
you'll ask yourself what's that for. It's because one little
thing in the corner of your ID now has a star,
and that's an extra cost to you.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And if you don't have it in a minute? Is
that They say it's a gold star, But isn't it
kind of a yellow star?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It is kind of a yellow oh, Billy had Oh no,
you're honestly, this is very troubling, especially in the wake
of all of this anti Israel.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Protests at colleges and stuff. I mean, it sounds like
I'm about halfway back to the way it used to be.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Bell. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not,
but apparently these gold stars getting put on things so
you could travel around the country or not or not
travel around.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
The government is now forcing you to obtain a needless
document and then they're charging you for it floated incompetent,
inefficient purocracy. But if you don't participate, you get punished
for not having that yellow star on your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But it does feel good though when you think about
what the money's for, you know, when they charge you
extra stuff that you didn't want to pay. Abortions in India, Well,
mainly I think of Maxine Water's paycheck there, you know,
every two weeks when when Maxine probably gets you know,
like I don't know if she's old school, she might
still get a paycheck, but they probably do direct deposit.
Maxine Waters looks in that bank account and says, yeah,
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thank you to the American people for paying all my bills.
Hm m m.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, we got that going for us. So we got
that guard for us. Good sweet day to day. She
makes so much money she doesn't even live in her district.
And you might wonder why doesn't the California lawmaker, Congresswoman
Maxine Waters live in her district. Well, it's a kind
of a scary place. For one thing, skid Row. They
named the band after it. It's so scary. Sebastisiose, No,
it's no but no. But I just got a tweet
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from a Claudegg on Twitter said.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Love puss Affer.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, you guys think my music sucks, but all these
young people that are listening to the show now, they're
tuning in, probably because like we're giving them money away
to listen, but also kinds of the music.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It doesn't hurt, you know. Yeah, and then they're like
probably sniffing glue or spray paint fumes in a bag
or something. Oh no, no, no, sniffing glue is old. That's
how they go with other stuff nowadays.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
No, no, no, eating tide pods, sniffing glue.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Those are over.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
The future now is shoving sharp objects into your chromebook
ports to set them on fire into my what.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know what a chromebook is? I don't like the
sound of it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's like an iPad, but Google makes it. It's called
a chromebook.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh okay, I don't know none about that.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There's a new TikTok trend where young people are shoving
sharp objects into different ports of their school supplied chromebooks.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Such as what sort of objects do we know? I mean,
you're like a state knife. I get that, Yeah, it'd
be what else you got? Well, the goal is to
get it to light on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I don't know what specifically it is, but here's fire
Chief DJ Zorden and doctor Maureen Broomette, superintendent of Newington
High School in Connecticut, talking about apparently it's white kids.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So if their little computer thing he catches on fire,
burst into flames and destroys itself, they win. That's a
good thing. They've accomplished their goal. Yeah, I guess they
don't have to do their homework.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And more than just a trend, you know, it causes
a lot of disruption.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
It became clear that the damage was done intentionally, that
it wasn't a malfunctioning chromebook, but rather a student had
intentionally done things to it that caused it to smoke
and eventually melt.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
The batteries that are that are essentially catching on fire.
Once they burn there, they're producing these this toxic smoke.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh good, good, toxic smoked. Well wait, what what color
is the smoke? I'm just curious. Maybe these kids are
just really catholic.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
You think this is like one of those fraternity things
where it got started because they are big at sticking
things in your ports. Yeah, I guess that's part of
the whole hazing. I hate that. Yeah, I would never
join a fraternity. They is Thursday. What are Thursdays?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Especially on Thursdays Thursdays are for me, beautiful now, can
we all please get back to work.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't work Thursdays. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
Like a little folks.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, I will say this, even though the world's
falling apart and there's insanity in every direction, Today's gonna
be a good day.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Sure, because you could have said that at any day,
at any time over the last many many decades that
you've been alive. The place has always been coming apart. Yeah,
I'm just barely holding it together, man, No, you're.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Right, Steve will be okay. Look, at any time in history,
things happen.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
There's big news out of uh out of South Houston here.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm glad you're here, Billy ed Hatfield, People's champ. What's
going on in Houston?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, back at your gunner?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, thanks, it's actually black smoke now, but that's okay.
It's dou who black smoke. I'm a I'm a Catholic rapper.
Now you didn't know it's okay black? Oh well, that's
what I'm gonna tell you about. We got smoke. We
got smoke coming out of the event at the roof
on the BUCkies. I'm gonna climb out on a limb here.
And guess that's not because of the papal. No, it
means the new brisk gets ready. Oh, I like you yeah,
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tell me about it, so you know, drive all in
if you can. Bro you know, I know BUCkies is
like that's not generally where you go to get Krafts barbecue.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But it's still good. It's still real good. They make
them sandwiches. Yeah, oh man. The turkey is especially good.
I don't know if you you know, they got the brisket,
they got the sausage. It's all good. But I gotta
tell you that turkey. It is moist. It's true. I
like moist turkey. I get I do.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And you know, turkey is an underrated thing. Most people
just eat it Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know they don't. You never see turkey on a
menu in a restaurant, but it's always on barbecue menus.
But most people they go for the big three.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You get your ribs ReBs, you got your your linx,
you got your sausage, and your moist brisket brisket. I
call it fatty brisket. But those are the big three.
And after that you're full, right, and you skip the turkey.
You probably skip the chicken. It's excellent food too.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Barbecue chicken is underrated. I mean, it's true. Yeah, but
I'll tell you what, though, I wish.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I could get some Bread's barbecue this morning. It's good man.
I'll tell you what. We got a new routine now.
I mean, pray, lean, load up, head out. I stop
by Brett's Barbecue, really and then hook a right head
north to Grives County for the weekend. And then after
you get the barbecue, you let her back in the car.
Oh yeah, she's feeding me while I'm driving.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh that's great, full of food. That's start of balance
with on my lap because it's all some stuff. You know,
that's the hardest part of it. And I don't want
to get sauce all over the wheel, you know, the
steering wheel. Yeah, so you know, let her hold it
over there where she's at and then I get a
bite every now and then.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You can't put that on a resume.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
But one of my greatest talents in life is holding
sauce while I drive, and then with the other hand
like dipping the nuggets or whatever chicken fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You got your lig you know, hole steering a car.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's all about the knee there, you know. For some
reason I figure that out as a teenager driving around
late at night, how to drive with my knees. I
don't know why that went well.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Why they don't teach it and drivers it? Because I
know we're all going to do it. Oh yeah, you know,
they might as well go ahead and make us better
at it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Apparently the people in Colorado are the best at it.
I don't know what they're doing while they drive around. Ye,
I don't know what it is. It's puzzling. Well, I'm sure
you will look into it.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm sure we'll find out. Yah. Now, there is other
smoke news this morning. Since they were excluded from the
conclave to elect a new pope and pretty much anything
of any importance in the Catholic Church, women are determined
to have a say. You know how they are. I
do know how they are. And so a bunch of
(03:23):
little gals got together on a hill overlooking Saint Peter's
and the Vatican over there, and they started a fire, really,
and they threw something on the fire, and they made
pink smoke come up.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I think it was flares. Oh, that's adorable. They probably
maybe they used tannerite for a gender reveal party, wouldn't
doubt it, although I don't know if they sell that
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's more of an American thing. So the pink smoke
is the women's demand that they be allowed to do
organizations and stuff. You ever think about ordination, that's what
it did. Ordination.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Every think about how great man to women and how
very little they appreciate it. Like there are little girls
whose mothers put them in shirts that say things on
them like girls are the best and boys are losers.
Girls rule, boys suck or whatever, Like men don't do that.
We don't wear shirts that say we don't need chicks. Yeah,
we don't do that. I definitely need chicks. Yeah, I mean,
(04:19):
look around in a men's prison. No, exactly right, Yeah,
we need chicks. Look around though, Bill. Yet all of this,
everything you see for thousands of years, all of this
is for women. Do you think that men would live
in a house with a roof and like, you know,
a mattress and pillows, and do you think we would
have drapes and curtains? And if it wasn't for women,
why would we bother?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We might have moved out of caves, you know, but
probably just into hoots. We might be at hoot level
by now without chicks around. Women love to say things
like we don't need men. You actually do need us.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're the ones that are pouring concrete and building you know, structure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
And you know, we've seen what happens when women build
buildings and bridges. I mean you might remember down in
Florida a while back, an all female crew got the
purchase order, got the job of building a new bridge. Right,
it was up about a week and it collapsed.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Everything we do through all of human history that men
have done has been for women. And then women look
at it now that they finally have corporate jobs in
middle management and they're like, we don't need dudes.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What you don't why? Well, at least chicks in Italy
they're upset. They said, you can't keep ignoring fifty percent
of the Catholic population. You go into a locked room,
nothing but men, and make decisions about what the future
of the church is going to be without half of
the church, no women represented, and they've had enough.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh no, okay, Well, this idea that men run the
Catholic Church goes back thousands of years. You know who
that started with Jesus Christ? Oh boy, right, Because the
Catholic Church is the oldest sect of Christianity, the original
pope was Saint Peter. And it's not like an idea
he just came up with. Do you think Jesus was wrong?
Was saying Peter wrong? Look, we've talked about this before
on the show. I hate to sound redundant, but when
(06:04):
you go into that confessional booth, do you think.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
A female priest would be able to keep your secrets?
We know? Uh? Uh, don't say don't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You know what, Ryan Longside, there'd be a priest in there,
A female priest would.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Go, dude, tell what happened? We spill the tea. Oh
I know her? Oh my god, I can't believe she
did that. God, Becky, Becky did that? Father? Are you
what did you you mean? Mother? Did you just giggle?
Would the female priests be called mothers? I mean, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, it's right, that's the confusing part. And uh, you
know it is all that being said.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Pink smoke. Aren't they cute? Right over here? They wear
hat shaped like well, they wear pink hat over there.
They blow smoke in the air.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You know, not for nothing here but down the street
from my Catholic church, they got Episcopalian church and I've
been in there before.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They have yellow smoke.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, no, they do two different services. They do the
contemporary service, which I hate, which is like with a drummer,
where they sip coffee and it's like this isn't church.
And then they do a church a traditional service that
looks more like a Catholic Mass, but they have females
leading it, wearing the and guess what, Billy, I guess what.
It takes longer then when the man does it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, yeah, now you might have no idea why, but
I believe you.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You might think to yourself, well, you know, Kenny, more
time at church. Hang on, guys, there's a reason why
masks or Christian services, as long as it is. God
needs you to get back to work. God knows you
can't just see here all day listening to songs.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know. I mean, obviously you throw a little cash
in the ball. That's NICEU You know it never hurt.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Throw a few up for the man upstairs, you know, prayer, sermon.
You want a little song, fine, we'll give you some,
but do it the way.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I can't remember now who who explained it to me,
but they said the best way to do an offering.
That might have been baby billy. The best way to
do an offering to the Lord is get all your
money out, sure, and throw it up in the air
and say this is for you Lord, and throw it
in the air, and whatever God wants, he'll catch whatever
(08:04):
falls back to the ground, that's mine.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Really, Wow, that's cool. I had no idea. That's a
that's a great system. It works real good. You know
you're giving it to I mean, God could control gravity
with him, all things are possible if he wants to
take it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You know. That's that's an I say, maybe he wants
you to spend it. Everything about that be so think
you guys were right about this India Pakistani little dut
stuff they got going on. It's hard to call it
a war when they've been doing this for you know,
like dozens of decades. I guess uh. Pakistan says they
shot down five Indian fighter JITs.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I think I know what you're doing right now. I'm
I'm so sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
If it's true or not. All I was gonna say
is I'm not sure it really happened, Is it any?
Did it happen? Tragedy in India. Tragedy in India brought
to you by my pillow this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
No tragedy is over here. We got my pillow. Where
is Giza, Egypt? Oh, then it's fine. It's not affected
by this. It's it's in the area. It's true, and
you know it's great buy and most of many of
my pillows products are made in America, so they're not
affected by this tariffing or the war in it.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yea, and a good thing. I think even the Indians
and the Pakistanis understand the importance of the Giza cotton
fields back home, so they leave them alone.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wow, yep, that's great. Well, okay, so tragedy in India,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Let's go to say that the Pakistanis say that they
shot down five Indian fighter jets. It might have been drones,
you know, they saw something flying, shot at it and
knocked it down. Might have got one jet and a
couple of drones. Who knows. But first casualty of war
is always the truth. Hmmm you like that one. Yeah, Yeah,
it's true. Yeah, I like that. It's fun to hear
(09:55):
both sides talk about what they're doing. Both sides are
a venge a past attack from the other side. Both
sides are just retaliating to what the other side did. Wow,
that sounds a whole lot like that whole Israeli and
uh Hamasian situation going on over there, because it's been
(10:16):
so long since they first started getting mad at each
other they don't even remember. It's a little bit like
that the feud with the Hatfields and McCoy's Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Okay, well you know what I like whenever they have
these these wars break out and there's an underdog. They
have this guy there and he's a fighter pilot for
Pakistan apparently, and he's called the Ghost of Dingleberry, and
he's flying around in the sky up there taking out
all these Indians that are like oppressing the Pakistani people
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
And this guy's just like, go go go gogoo, Ghost
of Dinglebody boo boo boo boo boo. I hadn't heard
of him.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, No, he's a real guy. It's not made up
by the liberal media to make you pick a side.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, never would. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And this guy like flew in and there was like
one Indian guy who was holding a Pakistani baby and
he was about to throw him off the side of
this building, and the to dingle Berry flew in and
he was like and then and the Pakistani and the
Indian guy was like, no, I'm gonna throw this baby,
and the right then the ghost of dingle Berry flew
in and he reached out with one end and captured
the baby while he was flying, and then with the
(11:14):
other hand he shot the Indian soldier. It was amazing.
Du I love that stuff, man. Yeah, these and it
worked up. Yeah, and it's not a made up story
by CBS. It's a real thing that happened.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, me too, wants to get excited about.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What's to get excited about it? Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right,
it's just Thursday, just a regular thirst. Well, I for one,
am very excited about about this show. Walton and Johnson
Radio Network over there, you must be digging this.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah. This is a tool side project called Pussifer. Oh yeah,
good old Yeah, they're great. I saw him last summer
at the Woodlands Pavilion. Oh sure they start up, dude,
you get some merch while you were there?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
They were with Primus. I love when they played Big
Brown Beaver.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That sounds awesome this one. Hello, did you get some
merch while you were there? I thought you couldn't hear me.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Man, I don't really like waiting in line. I'll usually
just buy it later on online. People don't realize this,
but you don't have to wait in line for merch.
It's the same stuff they usually sell on their website,
and it's you know, it's not like it's any cheaper
and more expensive.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You might as well just have it delivered to your house.
When somebody asked you later though, ooh, dude, you get
that at the Puss for concert, And you're gonna go like, yeah, dude,
I was there, sure, and you'd be lying to them
because you didn't get it at the Puss for concert. Man,
you know, it doesn't. It's not lead to big lies,
lead to cereal killing. That's what I hear.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
But you know, Billy, and I would rather tell people
that I'm a smart consumer than like make it sound
like I waited and line at a concert.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And that's why you don't lie about it. You don't say, yeah,
I got it while I was at the concert. Went
to the concert and the line was too long, and
I said, you know, screw that. I bought it on
the drive home about that. See, but that is what
I said, I just said that to so the next
time some hot chick asked you that, don't lie to her.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't, but you were gonna no. I wasn't talking
about it. I can see it. I would never lie
to a woman just to get something from her. That's insane, billy.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I know there's probably some people listening that like President Trump.
Maybe they even Trump. There's there's a lot of that
going on out there. But I got to tell you,
he's done some pretty wax stuff. He's done some pretty
crazy off the wall crap that nobody could explain. Okay,
but this, it's too much. He's gone too far. Nowt
(13:25):
What has he done well? According to this news story,
Trump made cuts to the National Weather Service and apparently
that's the reason that their forecasts have been inaccurate lately.
Oh lately. This is terrible news. Wow, Trump's cut to
weather Service blamed for forecast miscues because they were always
(13:47):
right until Trump got elected.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Well, they did blame him for the delays at airports
at DMVs yesterday, even though it was really because of
the real ID being rolled out.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, that that came up before. I don't think we
gave the real ID nonsense. The attention. It deserved. Its
still going on. I got friends hitting to the airport
right now. They're probably there right now, and you know
it's going to be a mess.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Do you know how long ago we voted on and
agreed to have real id the new technology? Twenty years ago, Billy.
It was a post nine to eleven decision that we made.
It took our bloated glacier speed government twenty years. It
was so long ago that Donald Trump was at the
time just considering doing a new TV show called The
(14:32):
Apprentice Boy. The Facebook didn't exist, Twitter didn't exist, my
Space was brand new. Aol instant messager was the number
one messaging app on the Internet. That's how long ago
realized this technology is irrelevant. Now it doesn't even matter anymore.
We're still t rex is roaming the planet. Yes, way
back then, exactly, Trump was just coming up with that
(14:53):
idea for a TV show and they're finally rolling it
out now now it's irrelevant. The whole point was to
Brandaventa terror attack. Do you think anything we did after
nine to eleven was effective to making you safer?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Not a bit, No, no, no, I get it real
good at making you fall in line. And do as
you're told and don't ask questions. Though. That's what they
like about the American people in the last twenty years,
that's it. They've learned to line up and don't say anything.
If you say anything, they'll take you out of line.
And that's worse. It's bananas.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Right back when they came up with the idea to
have real ID, which just rolled out this week, people
were still using landlines. Tom Brady was a new quarterback
at the time. Guys, that's how long ago this was.
And what is it even done? What is it doing
to prevent a disaster? Nothing, it's not gonna do anything.
It took him twenty years to put a star in
the corner of your driver's license.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
In many states around the country, they haven't even rolled
it out on time, and men't got it ready for
you yet. You could be saying I want it, but
you can't have it. Oh well, So.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
If you're curious why this is happening and there is
an answer, did you know there is a fee to
get a real idea.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And I don't mean a f you to get your
ID that's already something else. Yeah, you gotta pay for
all that.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In addition, to your driver's license fee. You now also
have to pay a real ID fee. Look at the
itemized bill when you pay the government to update your
driver's license next time. You'll see it on there and
you'll ask yourself what's that for. It's because one little
thing in the corner of your ID now has a star,
and that's an extra cost to you.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
And if you don't have it in a minute? Is
that They say it's a gold star, But isn't it
kind of a yellow star?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
It is kind of a yellow oh, Billy had Oh no,
you're honestly, this is very troubling, especially in the wake
of all of this anti Israel.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Protests at colleges and stuff. I mean, it sounds like
I'm about halfway back to the way it used to be.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Bell. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not,
but apparently these gold stars getting put on things so
you could travel around the country or not or not
travel around.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
The government is now forcing you to obtain a needless
document and then they're charging you for it floated incompetent,
inefficient purocracy. But if you don't participate, you get punished
for not having that yellow star on your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But it does feel good though when you think about
what the money's for, you know, when they charge you
extra stuff that you didn't want to pay. Abortions in India, Well,
mainly I think of Maxine Water's paycheck there, you know,
every two weeks when when Maxine probably gets you know,
like I don't know if she's old school, she might
still get a paycheck, but they probably do direct deposit.
Maxine Waters looks in that bank account and says, yeah,
(17:30):
thank you to the American people for paying all my bills.
Hm m m.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, we got that going for us. So we got
that guard for us. Good sweet day to day. She
makes so much money she doesn't even live in her district.
And you might wonder why doesn't the California lawmaker, Congresswoman
Maxine Waters live in her district. Well, it's a kind
of a scary place. For one thing, skid Row. They
named the band after it. It's so scary. Sebastisiose, No,
it's no but no. But I just got a tweet
(17:57):
from a Claudegg on Twitter said.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Love puss Affer.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, you guys think my music sucks, but all these
young people that are listening to the show now, they're
tuning in, probably because like we're giving them money away
to listen, but also kinds of the music.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It doesn't hurt, you know. Yeah, and then they're like
probably sniffing glue or spray paint fumes in a bag
or something. Oh no, no, no, sniffing glue is old. That's
how they go with other stuff nowadays.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
No, no, no, eating tide pods, sniffing glue.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Those are over.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
The future now is shoving sharp objects into your chromebook
ports to set them on fire into my what.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know what a chromebook is? I don't like the
sound of it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's like an iPad, but Google makes it. It's called
a chromebook.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh okay, I don't know none about that.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There's a new TikTok trend where young people are shoving
sharp objects into different ports of their school supplied chromebooks.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Such as what sort of objects do we know? I mean,
you're like a state knife. I get that, Yeah, it'd
be what else you got? Well, the goal is to
get it to light on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I don't know what specifically it is, but here's fire
Chief DJ Zorden and doctor Maureen Broomette, superintendent of Newington
High School in Connecticut, talking about apparently it's white kids.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
So if their little computer thing he catches on fire,
burst into flames and destroys itself, they win. That's a
good thing. They've accomplished their goal. Yeah, I guess they
don't have to do their homework.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And more than just a trend, you know, it causes
a lot of disruption.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
It became clear that the damage was done intentionally, that
it wasn't a malfunctioning chromebook, but rather a student had
intentionally done things to it that caused it to smoke
and eventually melt.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
The batteries that are that are essentially catching on fire.
Once they burn there, they're producing these this toxic smoke.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh good, good, toxic smoked. Well wait, what what color
is the smoke? I'm just curious. Maybe these kids are
just really catholic.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
You think this is like one of those fraternity things
where it got started because they are big at sticking
things in your ports. Yeah, I guess that's part of
the whole hazing. I hate that. Yeah, I would never
join a fraternity. They is Thursday. What are Thursdays?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Especially on Thursdays Thursdays are for me, beautiful now, can
we all please get back to work.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I can't work Thursdays. Walton and Johnson Radio Network
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