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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Any of the song.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Every time I play a song at the beginning of it.
This is one of the only songs where I follow
the instructions. Listen to this right here.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Listen when he says turn it up, I turn it
right up.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Always do.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't turn it down. I turn it up. We're
If we're at nine, we're going to ten. If we're
at ten, we're going to a eleven. Yeah, we're going
to eleven.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
If it's as high as it'll go, back it down
a little bit, and then turn it up real fast.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You get it, mister. You understand how to play music.
You've been in this business long enough to figure it out.
I do like turn it up. We do love our
listeners in Alabama today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What did we say we were gonna do right before
we went to the break?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We were going to take a visit to a place
near Alabama.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's right. I'd just like to check your memory ever
now in the NC, because I would have forgot.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, no, I remember what we were gonna do. But
I was I was editing something. There's a lot of
behind the scenes stuff that happens here. Usually just involves
me eating and then pretending like I'm working when you
guys ask me why.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It involves me eating and scratching a lot too? All right, scratching,
it's got about I work outside a lot and you
know pollen, grass, weeds, just anything and everything animal, you know,
fur claws, teeth, whatever. Uh get you itchy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sometimes after I scratched my uh my man area and
someone's like, why are you doing that, I'll tell them
it's allergies, even though actually I was just tramming the
hair down there. You're supposed to use like a lotion
or something, but I'm not gonna waste money on that.
That's that feels like a ripoff to me.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really? Is that how you take care of your boys?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Anyway, Let's go to that land mass between Cuba and
uh Alabama.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh you mean the hangdown, Yeah, buddy, flooded man, flooded
man does whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We've been doing this segment longer than anybody. People stole
this from us. We've been doing it for over a decade,
and the Florida Man Report is brought to you by it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You already said it was heywood harvest.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god, I love haywood harvest.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They are awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
In Alabama it was already technically go, but now it's
really legal. You can go to Haywoodrvest dot com. Use
promo code W and J.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh, that's that's the good promo code W A D.
It looks like wand jay. Yeah, but it's our wand.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Wand jay anyway. Uh, and that's who they brought you.
Check out their website today. If you love America, Donald
Trump signed the farm bell so you can enjoy their
products completely legal.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Go there today. And where are we going in Florida?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, we're going to the swamps. Prepare yourself for some
you know. Oh it's Florida man. Yeah, you've already prepared
yourself for rough news.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh is this in Polk County If I'm not mistaken.
Tiger Creek near Lake Cassimmi.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, Kissimmi. You said it right, Thank you. A
lot of people call it kissing me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, that was not a character for
me to say it correctly.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How would Florida woman and her husband decided to go
on a canoeing trip? Oh god, yeah, while they are
cone in about two and a half feet of water, yeah,
near Lake Kissimi. Sure, the boat drifted over a large
(03:11):
alligator of course. I mean it's swampy water. You can't
really see what's in there, and you know there's always
an alligator exactly. I mean, if it rains and there's ponding,
there's probably an alligator in there.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
If there's water and it's a large body of water
in Florida, that's how you know it's got an alligator.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, the gator apparently didn't like the canoe floating over
its its little nest or its home or whatever. So
the gat thrashed and thrashed and flipped and swam and
tipped the canoe over, throwing both the husband and the
wife into the water. Okay, this is where it gets
really bad. Sure this gator, obviously a sexist, had the
(03:52):
choice husband or wife. Cynthia dakema One was bitten and killed,
officially all the way dead by this big alligator. Her
husband said he tried to help, you know, I don't
know he's gonna fight off a big old alligator or not,
(04:13):
but it didn't help. Her body has been recovered since
that happened on Tuesday. Though awful, that's hardcoreted, But what
a way to die. Everything in life is dangerous. You
could die if you stay home. You could die if
you leave the house. You could stump your toe on
(04:34):
the bedpost. Oh don't do that, and it could kill you.
And then you could fall out of an open window
three stories high, break your neck and you might live.
You just never can tail, can you?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You never can tell.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's awful, just awful to think about.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's almost as awful as everything the Canadian government just.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Did anytime anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Do you understand in Canada how unserious of a country
that says there are two missing children right now in Canada.
So the police get together to have a report.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To the probably more than two in the whole country,
but these two that you're aware of.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You, they got together and they were like, all right,
we need to tell everybody about these missing kids. This
is really important. They're missing children. We're gonna have a
press conference. And the press conference started with a land acknowledgment.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How's that work? Now?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, you have to tell people?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh that's freet.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Good afternoon, Sorry, good afternoon. I am Corporal Carly McCann,
Provincial Public Information Officer for the Nova Scotia RCMP. Thank
you all for being here today. Justila Capitel Carl McCann
Jean Dimformacion public cas MELCII surrender. First, I acknowledge that
(05:43):
we are in mcmaggie, the traditional and unseated and setral
territory of the MGMA people. I also recognize that African
Nova Scotians are a distinct people whose histories, legacies, and
contributions have enriched that part of mcmaggie known as.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Novastop Stop stop imagine, imagine you're the parents, so the
missing care?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What a good a full minute to even consider getting
around dimentioning the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Canada is not a serious country. Lily Sullivan, aged six,
and her brother ah Jack Jack Edge Forks. We've been
missing since ten am on Friday. Multiple agencies in Nova
Scotia are on the search, including Civil Air Search and
Rescue Association, the Department of Natural Resources, Air Services RCMP,
Police Dog Services, RCMP remotely Piloted Aircraft System operators.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But they can't have.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A press conference without wasting twenty minutes telling you how
the Native Americans have been marginalized.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
When police held a press conference concerning the missing kids,
these kids could they could be starving to death somewhere,
They could be trapped under a rock. They could be
in the hands the grips of some terrible sex predators.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Sex dungeons, a trunk of a car. You just don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Not only do they first acknowledge that this land belonged
to the Native Americans, and we feel awful about taking
it from them.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, yes, we feel terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Are you giving it back? No?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And then they go on to talk about African Nova
Scotians at people with history, legacy, and contributions that have
enriched the Mickamakey known as Nova Scotia for over four
hundred years. No, I guarantee there haven't been black Nova
Scotians here for foreign How did they get here? How
did black people get from Africa? You're telling me black
people settled here four hundred years? No, No, they certainly
(07:17):
did not. You're making that up. Talk about the land
and how it belongs to indigenous people.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh, and did we mention these kids that were missing? Well,
we're kind of run out of time now, but I'll
get back to you in the middle hour.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Autopsy report reveals that we found them just in time
for them to die. Stop and they died five minutes ago,
which means if we didn't do all that nonsense with
the land acknowledgement exactly. But you know, the important thing
is that Native Americans aren't offended by our press conference.
And nothing's more important, more important than the safety of
the kids, certainly right.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And you know, it's not the Native Americans that ask
for this, it's not the ones that demand that. This
is the guilty white people who feel so awful about
their heritage.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
May I opine a little bit about why white guilt happened?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Ohos are just white people? Sometimes I just want.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
To There are two kinds of radicalization that happen in
America that have become quite common. Liberal radicalization being pushed
to the far left and conservative radicalization being pushed to
the far right. And they both technically happen for the
same but opposite reasons. Liberals get pushed to the far left.
They get radicalized onto them, and they feel guilty, and
they this whole nonsense about white privilege is because their
(08:25):
lives are so good, they have so many great things
happening for them that they feel guilty about it, and
it radicalizes them. Conservative radicalization goes in the other direction.
People who used to have a good life, people who
used to have modern conveniences. People who used to have
a stable job and access to health care and clean water,
but now suddenly don't have those things. They go in
(08:46):
the opposite direction. Right, That's what radicalizes conservatives. So liberals
are radicalized by lack of problems. Conservatives are radicalized by
actual problems. Now, I ask you which of those two
sides seems to make more sense to you?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So I know there's gonna be a test Welton in
Johnson's show. Side effects include better mood, increased attractiveness, elevated IQ,
and possibly death.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Winners.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I have these conversations with young conservative men who seem
to misunderstand that we're not Muslims, right, like, like, I
don't like when women wear short skirts or cleavage or
halter tops, Like I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Now I'm telling you what they say to me. They
say to you.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, they'll say things to me like, ah, I don't like.
I don't think women should show too much skin or
wear too much makeup, like, okay, well they be a Muslim.
Then I don't know what to tell you. This is America, Amish.
You'll probably go with homish. Our women wear bikinis in
this country and I don't know why we would be
ashamed of that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's it's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do you not think Amish is a way to go?
It's probably safer.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's great about the Amish. We could say any mean
thing we want about them and they'll never hear it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, supposedly that's true about diff people too, but they
hate it when we make fun.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Of diff Technically, I was legally deaf as a child,
so I can do it totally or just like a
little bit legally.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But that meant you could still hear asterisk next to it.
I'm legally blind. You can still see stuff, but not
real good.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, I'm legally blind, remember Donald goodo.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yuess he's blind by blind.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What's the worst thing you could say to someone in
a difficult moment? Do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Get over it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sometimes silence about suck it up? Sometimes silence cup no,
I know, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Sometimes silence really is golden.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's a report today detailing how there are some things
that just aren't that helpful.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Just don't say anything at all.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Some things no one ever wants, things nobody ever wants
to be told. Here's a woman.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It says, after I was initially diagnosed with cancer. A
family member tried to comfort me with quote, everything happens
for a reason. Never say people have it worse than you.
According to another person in the report, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, yeah, you know you think you got it bad.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, guy, he's got a way worse.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
If someone's having money problems, don't tell him money can't
buy happiness. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Actually
not that helpful. If someone's dying, God gives his toughest
battles to his strongest soldiers.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, they like to say that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I don't actually have a problem with that one. I
think that's not a bad one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If someone told you they lost something, please don't respond
with it's always in the last place you look.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, because you stop looking after you've found it, Right,
it was the last place you look.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Another person, it says here in the report, doesn't like
the pressure that quote, live every day like it's your last.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Puts it on. I actually love that advice.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's good advice. People just can't live it, you know,
for more than about ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You know why you don't. If you don't like that line,
live every day like it's your last, it's because you
know full while you're sitting around doing nothing all the time,
that's your fault.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You're wasting it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You're probably the exact person that needs to hear it.
What if doing nothing was exactly what makes me happy,
then that's what you would do if it was your
last day on earth. Yeah, then you wouldn't be bothered
by the comments.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'll be doing nothing all day and liking it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
If someone is grieving, they most likely don't want to
hear you console them with the phrase quote they're in
a better place now.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I disagree. I do not agree with a lot of
the stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And of the purpose of religion in some ways is
to console the living after they've suffered a loss.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Follow your heart is one of the most damaging sayings ever.
Our heart can be a black or twisted place. Oh,
calm down, these people all need to just go get
a job.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know, it's great.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Calm down.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Calm down is next on the list.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I thought, So that's like, get over it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'll soak it up, Buttercup, here's another one. If I
can do it. So can you know? We are two
different people with different skills. Kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What if Lebron James said that to people, Hey, if
I can do it, so can you. I actually believe
that if he could do it, because I don't think
you can't slam dunk.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I bet I could have.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I bet you can't.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
If I spent my whole life playing basketball, I bet
I would have figured that out, but I didn't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You just don't have it in you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Sometimes the worst things that you could possibly hear are
actually things you need to hear. After reading this report,
I actually think maybe you're not listening as much as
you should, and when the reason these things bother you
is because you've been given a a lot of good
advice and you ignored it, and now you're offended by it,
and that's really your fault for being such a loser
a hypothetical imaginary person.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
One of the cutest stories I've seen so far about
the conclave and the election of the new Pope is
the fact that the Catholic cardinals who are tasked with
picking the new Pope have a very heavy responsibility. Many
of them have never been in a conclave before. A
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lot of them were picked by Pope Francis who just died,
so they wouldn't have been in a conclave. They haven't
had one for many years. So an unnamed cleric who
is involved in the process is that he swears this
is true. Many of the cardinals are watching the movie
Conclave for pointers on how this is going to work.
(13:54):
I believe you, But I'm just curious. Where does that
information come from?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
The Catholic cardinals conclave? What's the news out the doesn't
quote it here, It's just a copy of the story.
The cleric would be, the unnamed cleric would be where
it came from? Okay, the so called insider says they
have some have watched it in the cinema. They they
(14:17):
apparently have a theater room there at the Vatican. Okay,
the majority of the cardinals choosing the pope were appointed
by this pope and never have conclaved before if if
that's a verb. So they're learning how to do it,
receiving guidance from Ralph Fines and John Lisgow, among others.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Like, I'm just saying, is it possible that that information
comes to us courtesy of let's see Focus Right Features
Pictures or Black Bear Cinema, you know what I mean? Like,
is it the movie production company telling us to go
watch the movie. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
That's probably what it is. It's a promotional trick and
he just fell for it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well it happened sometimes. I am gonna watch the movie.
I still haven't seen it yet, but you know, if
I can, it's so can you.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I believe that. I believe you're right. Absolutely. Hey, you
know what, speaking of you, You're gonna love the new
flag for Boise, Idaho. The city's new flag. And don't
tell me they're screwing up Idaho and Billy ed you're
gonna hate it.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I like Idaho so far. But the reason I like
it is because they never make the news the minute
someplace like Idaho. But look what happened to Wyoming. They
started messing it up, you know, and people in Jackson Hole, Oh,
they ain't from there, and they're all just you know,
foreigners coming in from out of state, spending all their
moony and stuff. Now Idaho has just been sitting there,
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minding its own business, being very cool. Now it's in
the news.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well it's not Idaho so much as Boise, Idaho, Billy.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But it ain't that. That's the capital or whatever, and
that's where it starts, and it's gonna start spreading.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, why I haven't exploited what.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't like it. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't like it all right.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Boise, Idah and Salt Lake City are both in conservative states,
conservative ish right.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And these states have a law, thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yes, they have laws that are supposed to prevent municipal
governments from flying gay flags. Trump also says no more
gay flags on government buildings. So Boise, Idaho and Salt
Lake City, Utah have found ways to circumvent this law.
They changed the official city flag.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Uh huh, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know you already know you know what they did.
They made the city flag into the gay flag. The
gay Pride flag is now the official flag of Boise, Idaho.
If you live in Boise, Idaho, you now live in
the gayest place on earth. And just like that, Abu
Dhabi's anti gay Disney theme park didn't seem that bad,
doesn't not anymore? Break one nine, I'm cb savage high
(16:40):
all you eighteen waders.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Anyone seen any smokey bears? How about some bear smokies?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Walton M. Johnson
Any of the song.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Every time I play a song at the beginning of it.
This is one of the only songs where I follow
the instructions. Listen to this right here.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Listen when he says turn it up, I turn it
right up.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Always do.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't turn it down. I turn it up. We're
If we're at nine, we're going to ten. If we're
at ten, we're going to a eleven. Yeah, we're going
to eleven.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
If it's as high as it'll go, back it down
a little bit, and then turn it up real fast.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You get it, mister. You understand how to play music.
You've been in this business long enough to figure it out.
I do like turn it up. We do love our
listeners in Alabama today.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
What did we say we were gonna do right before
we went to the break?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
We were going to take a visit to a place
near Alabama.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's right. I'd just like to check your memory ever
now in the NC, because I would have forgot.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, no, I remember what we were gonna do. But
I was I was editing something. There's a lot of
behind the scenes stuff that happens here. Usually just involves
me eating and then pretending like I'm working when you
guys ask me why.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It involves me eating and scratching a lot too? All right, scratching,
it's got about I work outside a lot and you
know pollen, grass, weeds, just anything and everything animal, you know,
fur claws, teeth, whatever. Uh get you itchy.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Sometimes after I scratched my uh my man area and
someone's like, why are you doing that, I'll tell them
it's allergies, even though actually I was just tramming the
hair down there. You're supposed to use like a lotion
or something, but I'm not gonna waste money on that.
That's that feels like a ripoff to me.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really? Is that how you take care of your boys?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Anyway, Let's go to that land mass between Cuba and
uh Alabama.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh you mean the hangdown, Yeah, buddy, flooded man, flooded
man does whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We've been doing this segment longer than anybody. People stole
this from us. We've been doing it for over a decade,
and the Florida Man Report is brought to you by it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
You already said it was heywood harvest.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh my god, I love haywood harvest.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They are awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
In Alabama it was already technically go, but now it's
really legal. You can go to Haywoodrvest dot com. Use
promo code W and J.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh, that's that's the good promo code W A D.
It looks like wand jay. Yeah, but it's our wand.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Wand jay anyway. Uh, and that's who they brought you.
Check out their website today. If you love America, Donald
Trump signed the farm bell so you can enjoy their
products completely legal.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Go there today. And where are we going in Florida?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, we're going to the swamps. Prepare yourself for some
you know. Oh it's Florida man. Yeah, you've already prepared
yourself for rough news.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh is this in Polk County If I'm not mistaken.
Tiger Creek near Lake Cassimmi.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, Kissimmi. You said it right, Thank you. A
lot of people call it kissing me.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, that was not a character for
me to say it correctly.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
How would Florida woman and her husband decided to go
on a canoeing trip? Oh god, yeah, while they are
cone in about two and a half feet of water, yeah,
near Lake Kissimi. Sure, the boat drifted over a large
(03:11):
alligator of course. I mean it's swampy water. You can't
really see what's in there, and you know there's always
an alligator exactly. I mean, if it rains and there's ponding,
there's probably an alligator in there.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
If there's water and it's a large body of water
in Florida, that's how you know it's got an alligator.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, the gator apparently didn't like the canoe floating over
its its little nest or its home or whatever. So
the gat thrashed and thrashed and flipped and swam and
tipped the canoe over, throwing both the husband and the
wife into the water. Okay, this is where it gets
really bad. Sure this gator, obviously a sexist, had the
(03:52):
choice husband or wife. Cynthia dakema One was bitten and killed,
officially all the way dead by this big alligator. Her
husband said he tried to help, you know, I don't
know he's gonna fight off a big old alligator or not,
(04:13):
but it didn't help. Her body has been recovered since
that happened on Tuesday. Though awful, that's hardcoreted, But what
a way to die. Everything in life is dangerous. You
could die if you stay home. You could die if
you leave the house. You could stump your toe on
(04:34):
the bedpost. Oh don't do that, and it could kill you.
And then you could fall out of an open window
three stories high, break your neck and you might live.
You just never can tail, can you?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You never can tell.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's awful, just awful to think about.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's almost as awful as everything the Canadian government just.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Did anytime anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Do you understand in Canada how unserious of a country
that says there are two missing children right now in Canada.
So the police get together to have a report.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To the probably more than two in the whole country,
but these two that you're aware of.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You, they got together and they were like, all right,
we need to tell everybody about these missing kids. This
is really important. They're missing children. We're gonna have a
press conference. And the press conference started with a land acknowledgment.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
How's that work? Now?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, you have to tell people?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Oh that's freet.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Good afternoon, Sorry, good afternoon. I am Corporal Carly McCann,
Provincial Public Information Officer for the Nova Scotia RCMP. Thank
you all for being here today. Justila Capitel Carl McCann
Jean Dimformacion public cas MELCII surrender. First, I acknowledge that
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we are in mcmaggie, the traditional and unseated and setral
territory of the MGMA people. I also recognize that African
Nova Scotians are a distinct people whose histories, legacies, and
contributions have enriched that part of mcmaggie known as.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Novastop Stop stop imagine, imagine you're the parents, so the
missing care?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What a good a full minute to even consider getting
around dimentioning the kids.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Canada is not a serious country. Lily Sullivan, aged six,
and her brother ah Jack Jack Edge Forks. We've been
missing since ten am on Friday. Multiple agencies in Nova
Scotia are on the search, including Civil Air Search and
Rescue Association, the Department of Natural Resources, Air Services RCMP,
Police Dog Services, RCMP remotely Piloted Aircraft System operators.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
But they can't have.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
A press conference without wasting twenty minutes telling you how
the Native Americans have been marginalized.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
When police held a press conference concerning the missing kids,
these kids could they could be starving to death somewhere,
They could be trapped under a rock. They could be
in the hands the grips of some terrible sex predators.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Sex dungeons, a trunk of a car. You just don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Not only do they first acknowledge that this land belonged
to the Native Americans, and we feel awful about taking
it from them.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, yes, we feel terrible.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Are you giving it back? No?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
And then they go on to talk about African Nova
Scotians at people with history, legacy, and contributions that have
enriched the Mickamakey known as Nova Scotia for over four
hundred years. No, I guarantee there haven't been black Nova
Scotians here for foreign How did they get here? How
did black people get from Africa? You're telling me black
people settled here four hundred years? No, No, they certainly
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did not. You're making that up. Talk about the land
and how it belongs to indigenous people.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh, and did we mention these kids that were missing? Well,
we're kind of run out of time now, but I'll
get back to you in the middle hour.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Autopsy report reveals that we found them just in time
for them to die. Stop and they died five minutes ago,
which means if we didn't do all that nonsense with
the land acknowledgement exactly. But you know, the important thing
is that Native Americans aren't offended by our press conference.
And nothing's more important, more important than the safety of
the kids, certainly right.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And you know, it's not the Native Americans that ask
for this, it's not the ones that demand that. This
is the guilty white people who feel so awful about
their heritage.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
May I opine a little bit about why white guilt happened?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Ohos are just white people? Sometimes I just want.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
To There are two kinds of radicalization that happen in
America that have become quite common. Liberal radicalization being pushed
to the far left and conservative radicalization being pushed to
the far right. And they both technically happen for the
same but opposite reasons. Liberals get pushed to the far left.
They get radicalized onto them, and they feel guilty, and
they this whole nonsense about white privilege is because their
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lives are so good, they have so many great things
happening for them that they feel guilty about it, and
it radicalizes them. Conservative radicalization goes in the other direction.
People who used to have a good life, people who
used to have modern conveniences. People who used to have
a stable job and access to health care and clean water,
but now suddenly don't have those things. They go in
(08:46):
the opposite direction. Right, That's what radicalizes conservatives. So liberals
are radicalized by lack of problems. Conservatives are radicalized by
actual problems. Now, I ask you which of those two
sides seems to make more sense to you?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So I know there's gonna be a test Welton in
Johnson's show. Side effects include better mood, increased attractiveness, elevated IQ,
and possibly death.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Winners.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I have these conversations with young conservative men who seem
to misunderstand that we're not Muslims, right, like, like, I
don't like when women wear short skirts or cleavage or
halter tops, Like I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Now I'm telling you what they say to me. They
say to you.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, they'll say things to me like, ah, I don't like.
I don't think women should show too much skin or
wear too much makeup, like, okay, well they be a Muslim.
Then I don't know what to tell you. This is America, Amish.
You'll probably go with homish. Our women wear bikinis in
this country and I don't know why we would be
ashamed of that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's it's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Do you not think Amish is a way to go?
It's probably safer.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's great about the Amish. We could say any mean
thing we want about them and they'll never hear it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well, supposedly that's true about diff people too, but they
hate it when we make fun.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Of diff Technically, I was legally deaf as a child,
so I can do it totally or just like a
little bit legally.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But that meant you could still hear asterisk next to it.
I'm legally blind. You can still see stuff, but not
real good.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Right, I'm legally blind, remember Donald goodo.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yuess he's blind by blind.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
What's the worst thing you could say to someone in
a difficult moment? Do you think?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Get over it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sometimes silence about suck it up? Sometimes silence cup no,
I know, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Sometimes silence really is golden.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
There's a report today detailing how there are some things
that just aren't that helpful.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Just don't say anything at all.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Some things no one ever wants, things nobody ever wants
to be told. Here's a woman.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It says, after I was initially diagnosed with cancer. A
family member tried to comfort me with quote, everything happens
for a reason. Never say people have it worse than you.
According to another person in the report, oh.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, yeah, you know you think you got it bad.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, guy, he's got a way worse.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
If someone's having money problems, don't tell him money can't
buy happiness. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Actually
not that helpful. If someone's dying, God gives his toughest
battles to his strongest soldiers.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, they like to say that.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I don't actually have a problem with that one. I
think that's not a bad one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
If someone told you they lost something, please don't respond
with it's always in the last place you look.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, because you stop looking after you've found it, Right,
it was the last place you look.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Another person, it says here in the report, doesn't like
the pressure that quote, live every day like it's your last.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Puts it on. I actually love that advice.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
It's good advice. People just can't live it, you know,
for more than about ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You know why you don't. If you don't like that line,
live every day like it's your last, it's because you
know full while you're sitting around doing nothing all the time,
that's your fault.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You're wasting it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You're probably the exact person that needs to hear it.
What if doing nothing was exactly what makes me happy,
then that's what you would do if it was your
last day on earth. Yeah, then you wouldn't be bothered
by the comments.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'll be doing nothing all day and liking it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
If someone is grieving, they most likely don't want to
hear you console them with the phrase quote they're in
a better place now.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I disagree. I do not agree with a lot of
the stuff.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
And of the purpose of religion in some ways is
to console the living after they've suffered a loss.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Follow your heart is one of the most damaging sayings ever.
Our heart can be a black or twisted place. Oh,
calm down, these people all need to just go get
a job.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You know, it's great.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Calm down.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Calm down is next on the list.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I thought, So that's like, get over it.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'll soak it up, Buttercup, here's another one. If I
can do it. So can you know? We are two
different people with different skills. Kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What if Lebron James said that to people, Hey, if
I can do it, so can you. I actually believe
that if he could do it, because I don't think
you can't slam dunk.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
I bet I could have.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I bet you can't.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
If I spent my whole life playing basketball, I bet
I would have figured that out, but I didn't want to.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You just don't have it in you.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Sometimes the worst things that you could possibly hear are
actually things you need to hear. After reading this report,
I actually think maybe you're not listening as much as
you should, and when the reason these things bother you
is because you've been given a a lot of good
advice and you ignored it, and now you're offended by it,
and that's really your fault for being such a loser
a hypothetical imaginary person.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
One of the cutest stories I've seen so far about
the conclave and the election of the new Pope is
the fact that the Catholic cardinals who are tasked with
picking the new Pope have a very heavy responsibility. Many
of them have never been in a conclave before. A
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lot of them were picked by Pope Francis who just died,
so they wouldn't have been in a conclave. They haven't
had one for many years. So an unnamed cleric who
is involved in the process is that he swears this
is true. Many of the cardinals are watching the movie
Conclave for pointers on how this is going to work.
(13:54):
I believe you, But I'm just curious. Where does that
information come from?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
The Catholic cardinals conclave? What's the news out the doesn't
quote it here, It's just a copy of the story.
The cleric would be, the unnamed cleric would be where
it came from? Okay, the so called insider says they
have some have watched it in the cinema. They they
(14:17):
apparently have a theater room there at the Vatican. Okay,
the majority of the cardinals choosing the pope were appointed
by this pope and never have conclaved before if if
that's a verb. So they're learning how to do it,
receiving guidance from Ralph Fines and John Lisgow, among others.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Like, I'm just saying, is it possible that that information
comes to us courtesy of let's see Focus Right Features
Pictures or Black Bear Cinema, you know what I mean? Like,
is it the movie production company telling us to go
watch the movie. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
That's probably what it is. It's a promotional trick and
he just fell for it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well it happened sometimes. I am gonna watch the movie.
I still haven't seen it yet, but you know, if
I can, it's so can you.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I believe that. I believe you're right. Absolutely. Hey, you
know what, speaking of you, You're gonna love the new
flag for Boise, Idaho. The city's new flag. And don't
tell me they're screwing up Idaho and Billy ed you're
gonna hate it.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
I like Idaho so far. But the reason I like
it is because they never make the news the minute
someplace like Idaho. But look what happened to Wyoming. They
started messing it up, you know, and people in Jackson Hole, Oh,
they ain't from there, and they're all just you know,
foreigners coming in from out of state, spending all their
moony and stuff. Now Idaho has just been sitting there,
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minding its own business, being very cool. Now it's in
the news.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Well it's not Idaho so much as Boise, Idaho, Billy.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
But it ain't that. That's the capital or whatever, and
that's where it starts, and it's gonna start spreading.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, why I haven't exploited what.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't like it. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I don't like it all right.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Boise, Idah and Salt Lake City are both in conservative states,
conservative ish right.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And these states have a law, thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yes, they have laws that are supposed to prevent municipal
governments from flying gay flags. Trump also says no more
gay flags on government buildings. So Boise, Idaho and Salt
Lake City, Utah have found ways to circumvent this law.
They changed the official city flag.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Uh huh, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know you already know you know what they did.
They made the city flag into the gay flag. The
gay Pride flag is now the official flag of Boise, Idaho.
If you live in Boise, Idaho, you now live in
the gayest place on earth. And just like that, Abu
Dhabi's anti gay Disney theme park didn't seem that bad,
doesn't not anymore? Break one nine, I'm cb savage high
(16:40):
all you eighteen waders.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Anyone seen any smokey bears? How about some bear smokies?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
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