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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Remember who Katie Noela is? Is that her name?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
She's a redneck lesbian rapper. And she had a song
I think a year or two ago that went viral
called Southern I'm Southern and she raps in southern and
it's billy had it's hick hop, uh huh yeah, And
we made fun of it on the show, and she
found out that we made fun of it, and then
she made fun of us on social media and no,
(00:26):
and we actually really enjoyed the back and forth. To
be honest with you, of course.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I would hope she knows that we're like, we like
that phone mess with people. She messed back. That's good.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
She's like a really butchered chick who wears what does
she wear, like like muscle tees?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, and snake boots. Looked like got her from snake boot.
It's like videos of her things about smoke brisky. Yeah,
she raps about smoke brisket. Oh, well, why would we
make fun of that?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, I think we were making fun of the fact
that it was hick hop.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's the whole genre that you might not enjoy. But
I thought she did a pretty good if certain people
can rap about their culture, whatever it is, you know,
chasing down bitches and hoes, and you know your bins
and your Benjamin's. Then what can't she rap about her
culture just as much like stuffs volume no, because you
(01:20):
know she about to throw someone down the FCC No.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think this one is clean. I remember playing this
on the show before and it's not good rap. Well,
there's another song we can't play. She's back now. I
think at the time we made fun of her because
it sounded like an AI generated rap song.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She was like go Falls, but roll tied go falls sec.
I couldn't tell you what she said most of the time,
but she wasn't looked like she was a fishing and
and she she was holding up a fish and that
sounds like a good good time.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It is a proper rap album for redneck lesbians. I
will tell you, Katie Noel, if you're out there, because
we made fun of her a couple of years ago,
and she found.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We just teased little, but you know that's fair.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And then she made fun of us on social media
and I think it was then that we realized we
respected her.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well, yeah, I will tell you this, Katie. You know,
or you could be a victim. That's your choice. You
can either you know, go back and forth and have
a little fun, or you can be a victim like
the liberals.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, Katie, you might have a bigger truck than me.
You may be able to beat me in an arm
wrestling manunk.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Did you say drunk? No, I said truck. Oh, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm sure she has a bigger trunk. She's a woman.
But uh, you know, I don't know. Someone out there
said that Katie, you know, al was cool and we
should give her a chance. And even though hick hop
is not for me, I will say this, Katie. Know,
wel since there's a line of communication between our radio
show and you wherever you are good for you keep
doing your thing. That means that someone that likes us
likes you and will support you. We would play more
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of your music.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
But uh, I just don't know if we can trust her,
you know, not her specifically, but the genre leans itself
towards some unacceptable language for radio play.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's a lot of work to go edit and bleep
a song before we play it on the air, just
so we could talk about it for thirty seconds. And
we're just not going to do that. But Katie, no,
weel good for you. I hope your new rap song
is the song of the summer for the redneck lesbians
out there that are tailgating near a fishing hole. We
support you. We tip our hat to you, young lady
at your unique and that's a lot. It's, you know,
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from one unique group of people to another. We tip
our head. Are Dan all right? Used car prices arising?
Apparently the Cox Automotive Mannheim used vehicle value index.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What I know, I never heard of that before. I
thought the blue Book was the Colling.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But no, there's a thing called the Cox Automotives Mannheim
used vehicle index. Jesus tracks prices have used vehicles sold
in wholesale auctions. This is about auctions, Billy. They said
there's an increase of four point nine percent from a
year ago.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That is a lot. Actually, they mark.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The two point seven increase from March in a magnificent
increase compared to a typical month to month index move
of point two. According to that, the hike has something
to do with tariffs, fuckingly, which that make any sense?
But I guess it's reciprocal like money is fungible. They
say so because the cost of other things went up,
that the cost of this will go up.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, ergo. People to keep talking about the price of
stuff keeps going up, and it's Trump's fault. I don't
know if you've noticed or not. But since even before
we were born, I think back in the thirties, things
were more expensive. Well maybe not with the depression. Let's
start in the fifties. Back in the fifties, things were
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more expensive than they were in the forties, and then
the sixties came along and they got more expensive. And
you know what, that has been a developing trend for
the last one hundred years or so.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, if it makes you feel any better, and I'm
sure this won't, it's actually not as bad as it
was under Biden. It went way up, then it came
down a bit. Now it went up just a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So I was watching a show recently that's set back
in the early seventies, and they got all the old
cars and truck that are kind of cool to see,
and it's you know, it's a different time. There's no
cell phones and internet and all that kind of stuff.
And the guy drove past a used car lot and
they had all these great look at old cars that
I'm sure you guys wouldn't know what kind they were
and everything. It looks like sporty old old cars from
(05:16):
the seventies. Nice. And the price tags on them were
like sixteen ninety nine, twenty four ninety five all this. Guys,
can you imagine cars that cost two thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's crazy. You could trade them for a cheeseburger. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, today, good deal man. Well you could get two
cheeseburgers for that.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hey you know what, buy one for your mom from
Mother's Day. It's this weekend, it's Sunday.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh well, you wait until Thursday to tell us it's
a little late.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, no, no, it's not too late. You should go
out to the local company that we advertise on this
radio station that sells jewelry.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh yeah, they're good. Now.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They've got low prices and you'll save a lot of money.
And they have great customer service. I like that about them.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Sure, And they locally owned and operating. That's the whole
point with friendly the service people owned.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
By like minded individuals who share your values. They listen
to this radio show.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
By the way, I meant to tell you earlier. And
I don't know if the doctor is still listening or not.
But the doctor that wrote us the email earlier with
your black smoke spelling, that's right. I'm gonna be the
new Catholic rapper black smoke. That was doctor Brent her
first name, by the way, what what she is? A
vet and a chick? She wrote back, and she wrote
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that exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
She's a veteran. That's crazy. Where did they let her
serve in the military? Yes, well, good for her. Well,
happy Mother's Day to her.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
And now well a boy's best friendice his mother. I'm
the Walton and Johnson Show. Oh, if you have a
happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm just making.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Sure you got my God.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Did you read what it said?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Mother? Yeah, you had a fun one. I'll let you
get it out of your system here, because this is informant.
Here comes the good part.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Hold on, this is one of my favorite songs, hed Kroger.
You've forgot to come again.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This has gone on for too long. I have to
interrupt the show with this new email information that we
just got. This is one of the best parents we've
ever done. Remember the lady that was just on telling
us about gingers and how they're they're all black people.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's okay if you're a ginger to say the N
word now because gingers are black.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
How how racist can we be when we read the emails?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I mean you could be a little racist. I think
you know this is America's.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Stunningly, shockingly important. I think Daniel emailed us. Daniel, he
said that ginger lady that said gingers are black. Yeah,
is it possible that she's dyslexic? She said gingers are black.
You think she's look at the word ginger for a minute.
Oh like the.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Like rearrange the letters and it spells dyslexic people. No,
you're right, it spells out. We better take a break.
It spells out Raigner. I agree, you're right.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I just need to remind y'all again everyone who is ginger,
who has red hair, those are black people. All gingers
are black people. If they have red hair, they are black.
You see a white man with red hair, that's a
black man. You see a white woman with red hair,
that's a black woman.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Good little goat all, go go go They'll go.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'll go go go go go go, go go to
the go Walton and Johnson Radio Network, Jim.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Dan This is weird. Isn't weird? How there's still racist
words you never heard before?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
That you learning new racist words, aren't you? Why didn't?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's not me?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But we don't even have to track why you want
to make an effort. You already racist enough.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
We posted that video on social media. No, you're right,
thank you. We posted that video on social media of
white redneck lesbian Katie Noel and you know, you know,
having fun with that. We have nothing against her personally.
And someone in the comment section said why do white
ladies want to be? And then they used a word
I'd never heard before. Oh, so I looked it up.
I was like, wow, another racist word. There's so many?
(09:26):
Do we need more?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I feel like there's enough.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know, what was the word?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Ginny?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Nice try? It was Billy ed Hatfield, that was the word.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
But they also did make a point, why are white
women trying to act in a black or urban or
or street or ghetto or whatever you want to call it,
the ghettoization, because that's what they say it is when
you start acting like that. But at the same time,
isn't Beyoncely trying her hornest to be white.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, everybody's seen that picture of her, she said, some
award show, and she's got blonde hair and it looks
like she has her skin bleached or whatever that in.
Some of argued it's just make up. It's like either way,
she did really try hard to make herself look like
a white lady.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
And singing supposedly singing country music now, yeah, wearing her
cowboy hat and stuff, and for some.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Reason country music people did not love it, and that
means that their race. Obviously, her country album is great
because she's never listened to country before, so she knows
what it should sound like.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
How come that's not cultural appropriation because she's black or
what else could we call her?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Ummm no, no, not.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Taking that way.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There's this video on the internet that's gone viral here
of what's that porn star's name who banged She banged
a thousand guys in a day.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Her name's Lily Lily Phillips.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Or I'm really happy to not know her name and
don't really want to learn it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
She's in like, yeah, Lily Phillips is officially going for
the world record. She slept with a thousand men. Now
she's going to do one where I don't eat. Sorry,
I immediately regret talking about this.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We could move on. There's a video of her that pope.
We heard about that pope.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I guess the whole point of me bringing this up
is there's a video of her that went viral yesterday
where she's in a room with all the men she's
about to film with, and like it's supposed to look
sexy or whatever, it's the gayest thing I've ever seen it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Why is it gay?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's a roomful of men that all want to have
sex with her. There's fifty guys in that room that
are about to have sex. What's the per like per capita?
If you're having sex in a room with forty nine
other guys and there's one chick there and you're excited
about it, that's gay, right, That's totally gay, because if
you look anywhere in the room, really, there's more naked
men around you than naked women.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, the men aren't all going to be dressed right
up until the you know, got time. They're all gonna
be standing around with something in her hands and just
waiting their turn.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, it's it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Looking at each other. Oh, that looks better than man.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, it is gay.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's pretty gay.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'm just saying it's gay, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
So all about at pope? Huh, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Do we have a pope?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No? I don't think so. No, he wouldn't do that.
They're still showing the chimney. Is this old chimney news
or is this new chimney news. I don't think we
have a pope today. They didn't. I read earlier that
it was black smoke. So I'm working on my mixtape
and get a drop by the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Okay, no pope chosen in day's first ballots. That was well,
this is from twenty three minutes ago. There's still no pope.
Is there a new pope yet? Card al On on
day two a conclave twenty six minutes ago. Still no, No, Yeah,
I'm just reading the live blogs or whatever. Vote takes hours.
Each vote takes like hours because they're very slow and methodical, and.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
They got to keep praying. You know who they are.
Do you believe that they have slander campaigns? Do you
believe that I do?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
And then interesting, though you guys are men of God,
though you're not supposed to be coming up with like
making up rumors and stuff like that, like.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
How that's shame all political until they go in for
the actual vote, when they're in the room or they
actually vote, write the name down and they read them
all out and you know, tally it up. They can't
do any politicking so to speak, in there. No, But
the minute they leave that room, go out into the
other parts of the you know the chapel, I guess
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where they're sequestered.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Then they start politicking, and you know, it can get
it can get pretty rough. Do we still have a
problem in the city with squatters? That's the thing here, right,
You mean that homeless no people moving into buildings, all
the ones that may like take over your house and
they don't pay the property taxes. But the people dead
at the property tax office, they think they own the place. Now,
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there's a guy in Chicago that discovered there were squatters
living in one of his properties and he couldn't get
him to leave, so he had an idea.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
He moved in with them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Here's Marco of Alasquez telling the whole story. And this
is a this is a whopper of a doozy, especially
when I tell you how it ends.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I said, I'm not moving on And I said, at
the one point they got to leave. They gotta get
tired of ozmen in the property. I call a couple
of friends. They over, and I knew they were not
gonna like them. We stand in the living room, we
were watching all the time the door. They stand in
one of the bedrooms. We wouldn't want to give them money,
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but we heard, you know, really bad stories about squatters
taking over properties.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Guess how much he gave them to leave? Four grand
he paid them to I thought when he moved in
that they were going to just move out because they
were tired of him, Murphy, He didn't. Did they ever
consider setting off about half a dozen of those bug bombs?
That'd be a nice way to clear the place out,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
And that's not about idea. And I hate to be
the one to bring this up, but in Illinois they
have the castle doctrine. It's kind of fine under the
defensive habitation statute, so the.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Squatters have the right to defend the place because they
live there. Now, I was kind of going in the
other direction with it. Which way I mean it would
be that it would make sense the other way but
that's not politics in America today. The stuff that makes sense,
that's the stuff you kick out.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
If he could prove that he was in here his
property when they came inside and he felt endangered, I
gotta think there's probably a good enough lawyer out there
that could defend him in court if he shot them.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You're recommending that he just starts shooting them.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm not recommending it. I'm suggesting he talked to a
lawyer first. But I do think that inside the lawyer
to shoot him under the right circumstances, Well, you get
a cheap enough lawyer, sure do anything, get get, you know,
Saul Goodman. Look, I'm not saying you should shoot squatters.
I'm saying if you feel endangered in your home while
someone's breaking into it, you have a legal right to
defend yourself. I'm just saying that. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
If you shoot them and they fall out of the
window or out the door onto the yard, drag him
inside real quick before the comps for.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The castle doctor link. Yeah, you're probably right about that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
The cop told me that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Plus, if you shoot someone under funny circumstances like dress
them up like a clown or something, you know, put
like put a nose on it, because clowns are scary, right,
I say, you were in fear for your life because
clowns scare the Bejesus out of people. Tell the police
you were having a non binary, fluid, gender neutral orgy
with your polyamorous lover.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Don't bring up fluid.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
And then and then these guys broke in, and they're
gonna be like, oh LGBTQ. I mean, why don't you
say special rights? Oh no, it's not a party, No, no, no.
But now that you brought it up, they're canceling the Mersada.
Is that what they call it festival in Michellada, That's
what it is. In Chicago, they canceled the Sinco to
Myo parade because they didn't want ice. They claimed it
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to port illegal immigrants. And now they're canceling the Michelada festival,
which is another one of these Latino celebrations.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Thought it was Hispanic the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I think though, Tell the Teanoes that for years these
thank you, what's that too?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, they don't they're not Tohanos.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
For years, Chicago's had a problem with the Sinko to
Mio celebrations and the Puerto Rican Festival and like, because
the people would drive around the city, the gunfights happened,
public nudity, noise, violence. Now they have an excuse to
cancel all this stuff, and they could just blame Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, we're not having that. That's Trump's fault
and that's gonna make everybody want to vote for Kamala
next time. You know who would have loved that idea?
I think I do. Don't forget boys and girls too
eat it every day. Hey again, you've reached the end
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Speaker 1 (17:19):
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Speaker 2 (17:20):
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again. No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work.
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Yeah, chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear
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