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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The first televised How many years ago was that? Good
morning everyone? I slipped in when you weren't noticing it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Was an eighteen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
To answer your question, it still concerns me that this year,
during the Kentucky Derby, the jockey, yeah, is being fine.
He got in trouble because he used his whip on
the horse six times six total. How many people you
think in Houston or Chicago or New Orleans, Yeah, average folks,
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not these East coast West coasters. How many times you
think that horse was coming down a stretch there during
the Kentucky Derby and all of a sudden, everybody watching
on TV just jumped to their feet and said.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hey, that jockey is whipping him too much.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Probably not none, but somebody made a rule. And I'm
thinking maybe in that first Kentucky Derby that was at
least the one that was televised, so we can see
a video of it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
A lot of weapon going on. I'm looking at it
right now. Are you counting the whoopings?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It looks like the whipping role is not very old.
The six strike role has been standard since twenty twenty one.
Back before that, nobody really cared at least.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't know. I'm not an expert on this. I'm
just learning this now from Did any horses die from
whipping them?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
No? Well, actually a couple have died from the race,
but I don't think it had anything to do with
the will Well they died, but kind of like when
Janet Jackson's nipple popped out, they got to do something,
even if it doesn't solve the problem. You blame radio
shows for Janet Jackson's nipple on television makes perfect sin.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Exactly after Janet Jaction showed her nipple during a Super
Bowl halftime show, the FCC did the most rational thing possible.
They cracked down on profanity on talk radio shows. Perfect
makes perfect sense. And after some horses died running in
the Kentucky Derby, probably for drug use peds, I would
imagine they made a role about how many times you
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can whip them? Yeah, because everything is stupid all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
If they may rule and it doesn't actually change anything,
then that's just Democrats at work, right there.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Sure, so apparently democrats control the Kentucky Derby or well,
you know, Peta is that's their side. So I'm sure
Peter had a lot to do with that. When people
say peta, I always think about Nambla, even though the
two of them have nothing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh, that's very different, because peeda sounds like pedo file. Yeah,
and you know there are monsters.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Who would you rather be stuck on an elevator with
the peda guy that's gonna lecture you about the chemicals
in your food, or someone who's part of a support
group for pedophiles? Obviously the peda guy would be not
as bad, but they both seem pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Awful, for the record, pretty awful. Did you notice I
don't know which elevator you took when you got here
this morning. It looked like somebody took a leak.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I saw that. Yes, what the hell is going on
in that elevator?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Did somebody get stuck on that elevator and relieve themselves?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I saw that too. I thought the same thing, and
I didn't. I didn't bring I didn't get on that one.
Which one was it? It had a yellow hue? Yes,
I can.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Imagine, but I don't want that. I always because I
live in a you know, in a high rise. Once
in a while, one of the neighbor's dogs will tinkle
a little on the elevator while they're on their way downstairs.
So my first thought was did someone have a dog
in here? But then it occurred to me, there's no
dogs allowed in this building. Well, you that means have
found that out the hard way. Yeah, I've brought my
dog here before and got into trouble for it. But
the you know, Milton, I think it's because he's Jewish.
(03:21):
They won't let him in the building. Yeah, you can
tell by looking. But anyway, after it occurred to me
there probably wasn't a dog here. That could mean only
one other kind of mammal left that puddle of water.
Though I know what the heck happened. That's not what
we were talking about. He on the elevator. We were
talking about Kentucky Derby and entertainment that's a little off putting.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And whips and stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well, speaking of it brings us to this. The worship
of an unhinged murderer simply because he's a leftist is
absolutely sickening. Are we talking about George Floyd? I'm talking
about Luigi Mangione.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, Well, there's a whole list of these killers. You
know that that guy that they sent down to El Salvador.
Theberls worshiped these guys. Man, They're like, oh, this is
the greatest guy every I killed some people.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
But you know still next month a musical is set
to debut in San Francisco. It's completely sold out. It's
Luigi Mangione the musical. I told you guys about this
a week ago, and you.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Act like you never heard of it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Now I know, but I'm just reading about it here now.
For the record, it's not the first time a really
disturbing musical popped up on the radar in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
When he brought it up, I thought he was kidding. No,
it's a real thing. Yeah, that's just sad, that's just embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You guys, ever been to a musical at San Francisco?
Can I take you through just a short walk through that. Ever,
the history of musicals in San Francisco, there was a
musical in San Francisco called The Boy Who Danced on Air.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Now you're probably thinking that sounds pretty innocent.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
No, it was about Bacca Bassi boys, little sex rape
boys in Afghanistan. It was a musical about child sex
slaves in a Muslim country and the only reason why
they canceled the show is because the pandemic hit and
instead of doing the show at some theater in a
gay neighborhood in San Francisco, they had to move it online,
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which meant the general public outside San Francisco was able to.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
See this found out that that was going on.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They were deeply disturbed by it because they kind of
made it look romantic, and they made it look Oh,
couldn't you wouldn't it be fun to be a little
sex slave boy in Afghanistan and you just have to
have sex with their master all day?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh, wouldn't that be? Wouldn't it be romantic?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They made a musical out of this disturbing thing, and
the only reason it got canceled is because it showed
up on the Internet where other people could see the sick,
depraved thing that these creepy people in San Francisco would
look at on a Saturday night for entertainment of their
own free will, with their own money, they pay to
watch this.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Filth who they picked to play the sexy lead of Luigi.
Apparently that's just what every woman want. If that's true,
then I guess I'm just gonna have to go without
because I don't look like you.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Thank God. I don't know who's starring in it. I
have no idea, but there you're going without because you're married,
not because of your looks.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Well, what if they did a musical about Puff Daddy
raping people right now, shrugging people right What if they
did a musical about Sam Bankman freedid going around stealing
your money?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Would anyone want to watch that? A musical about Hitler? Oh? Wait, yes,
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You're with the Walton Johnson Show.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
It took a while to get to the point, don't they. Well,
I was playing the hall song of Barber Music. It's
a it's a Spruadway spectacular. This is the best part
with it time for Hitler and Germany even trying to
be palatable. Are you you're trying to sing bad on purpose?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And game?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm having an eat my words moment here.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, we were talking about the the musical for the
Killer out in San Francisco and all.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Luigi the musical it's called. I thought, well, we don't
imagine if they did a musical.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
About, you know, Hitler, and it wasn't really about Hitler,
but then it was because the musical inside the musical
right was about Hitler, and the purpose of it was
to be bad, to suck so much that they would
close it down immediately, and then they would just get
to keep all the money.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
In the last segment, I'd made a joke. I was saying,
how inappropriate this wise? And then I said, what if
they did a musical about puff Daddy. It turns out
puff Daddy is in Luigi the musical.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Oh yeah, because he's one of his roommates. I think, yeah,
that's what it's about.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So they're putting everybody in the jail where Luigi's being held.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The story is set in Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center, the Institution.
It includes characters like Sean Diddy, Combs, rapper r Kelly, Fire,
festival fraudster Billy McFarland. Remember him, I do, but I
don't think many people do. Six well, people that are
interested in music festivals now and they did a Netflix
documentary on him. A sex trafficker jizwe Maxwell heard of her,
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and former FTX CEO Sam Bankman Free the crypto bro
scam artists are all included as characters in this musical
and now I want to.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Go see it. I want to go see it, so you,
you know, take back your making fun of it. I do.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
The whole last segment is a waste. Now we might
as well delete it from the podcast. There's no reason
to replay that now. I think this musical sounds.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Genius if I'm made.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, God, well, I'd like to change the subject to
anything but musicals. Is it like Jeopardy? I want to
pick a whole new topic. I'll take hotels for one hundred,
Alex Hotel, Motel, holiday Inn. You want to play hotel roulette? Sure, Oh,
you guys are good at this, especially from the New
Wallan Therey, because you've been to a lot of New
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Orleans hotels over the years. Hotel Roulette, n OPD says
a man got shot early Wednesday morning by a woman
in a New Walls hotel. And I'm not talking about
Airline Highway or someplace like that. I'm not talking about
over in the Faltburg. I'm talking about in the c
by god be D the Central Business district.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's a nice part of town. He got shot in
the Central Business District.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
That gotta hurt, Like, I don't think that's geographically he
didn't mean not anatomically all right, So.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Uh n OPD investigating the shooting? You tell me?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Was it the Whimsor Court?
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I doubt it was. Actually the mayor got a fight
there did so maybe.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What was it? Uh rips? Was it four Seasons?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
No? No, no, that's now that's where the Spears family
goes out that No.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, they wouldn't be shooting nobody. No, two o'clock in
the morning. No, that's a nice place.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah it was the y'all didn't guess any of it, right,
So if well, I'm gonna give it to you. The
Western Hotel Weston was the correct answer.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
The one at the at the Canal Place, that would
not have been my guest.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, you've shopped in that building. What did I shot
there for?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I think you went to buy some sunglasses for somebody
once you walked there from the Windsor Court. Yeah, it's
the one at the end of the Canal Street. Is
there a mall, Yeah, it's like that's Canal Place.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
They call it a plaza shopping plaza malls are out.
Plazas are good, but it's the same exact thing. Yeah,
they've got Sacksmith Avenue right there. And if somebody got
shot in the leg.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay, tell me what this sounds like, because I know
Kenney Street, all right, about two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I am Street. He's right, that's why my rap name's
Black Smoke.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's right, Black Smoke. Explain it to you, sure, witnesses.
I'm assuming these are people in the room next door
that a man and a woman was arguing about his
stolen wallet when she shot him in the leg.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I bet I know what happened. I bet I know
what she did for a living.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Why would a wife steal her her husband's wallet. She
can just use whatever she wants anyway, because she's you know,
she's the wife. You know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm gonna climb out on a limb here.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I can't explain how I know this, but I have
a feeling that some of these women that men are
matching with on like dating apps or whatever, I think
they might actually some of them might be escorts.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think no way, I know you mean, or like
he met her at a bar? Who knows who knows?
Ladies of the night, right, Well, we're talking about it was.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
The oldest professionals. You know sometimes you know a hooker, Well, yeah, prostitute.
He's catching up with an escort. You know, the same thing.
It's all the same.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, somebody accused somebody of stealing a wallet. It could
have been the watch, it could have been you know,
some other thing, but this time it was the wallet.
She apparently hit him, and then while he was still
in it in shock from the from the punch, I
guess from a woman be a surprise. That's when she
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pulled her pistol out and popped one in the leg
for him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Why didn't he just.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Pay her and then he wouldn't be in this problem. Yeah,
but I think he was probably gonna pay you. But
she saw his wallet. She wanted all of it.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Maybe they agreed on two hundred, and he's got six
in his wallet.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm gonna need a little
something back two hundred. I don't I don't know how much.
But you know, they stayed at the Western It is nice. Hey,
I gotta hang.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
They they got that pool upstairs on the roof and
you look out over the river and stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's real cool. Man.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Look, I don't know what an expensive prostitute cost. I don't,
but I do know that brunch in New Orleans at
a nice hotel could cost upwards to two hundred bucks,
so I'm thinking the hookers probably more.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't think she was staying for brunch a climb morning.
Put a climb out on it.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
If it's got to cost more than like a round
of cocktails for a group of five or six in
a nice hotel, It's been a long time since I've
paid you checked, since I bought such cocktails?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Sure, right, but I will say, you pay them. You
don't pay them to stay for brunch.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Well what do you pay them for them to leave?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
You pay him to leave after That's right anyway, I
guess I'll never do that again.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I hope he'll be okay, And I do wonder if
he was able to explain that to his significant other.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Wow. Yeah, that's a tough call. Who knows where he lives.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
He was staying in a hotel in New Orleans, which
means he probably isn't. Oh, I've stayed there when I
lived in New Orleans. I love a staycation in a hotel.
Just go, you know, eat in the restaurant, get a
spa treatment, and just the order room service, isn't it
The best.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I don't really understand it myself. All the nice hotels
are in this neighborhood, and I live in this neighborhood,
So why would I want to pay extra money to
be in a place I'm already at.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, you need to go stay, you know, somewhere else.
But you have done that in Galveston, I would imagine.
And that's a short drive. You could have driven home
in forty five minutes, but you stayed the night. Yeah,
but you can't drive when you're drunk and on Mollie.
That would be crazy. Not that I was, you know, no,
but you know there might have been somebody else on
the road that night that was You want to avoid
that exactly?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What's on your face? Birthday cake? I just ate a
birthday cake. Whose birthday? I said, nobody. They sell them
at the grocery store. You can get them any time
you want, even if it's not your birthday. Stay tuned
for more. Walton Johnson