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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look at the Domino effective misinformation. The Associated Press publishes
a headline, first pope from America was the Cardinal of Boston.
It's this guy, Robert Prevost. And then that was inaccurate. No,
they took and I'll be the I admitted it. I
had repeated that. Ye did, because I just saw it
and I was like, oh, Boston, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I thought he was from Chicago. But he wasn't the
cardinal of either of those places. He was the cardinal
deacon assigned to the title of Santa Monica Dagley Agostina.
And what is that It's some back office at the
Vatican somewhere. What is he in the cardinal of Chicago
or Boston or any of those places? This was a
(00:41):
Why did they take that article down? Do you think
because they It was because they had the headwine. They
were trying to publish it. First, not accurate, don't be
don't be accurate. Be first, it's got to be quick,
got to be fast. And then as you peruse his
Wikipedia page here you see had nothing to do with Boston.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But then they took the article down because it was inaccurate.
He wasn't a Cardinal of Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But now when you look at Twitter, you could see
all these there's a deleted tweet and you can you
can read hundreds of people saying, Boston, what are you
talking about? Chicago? Confusing two bishops that held the title
of titulars say so far.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't like to say that.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I don't want to say it like that now. It
makes me uncomfortable because that's one of the seven deadly's.
If you shorten.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It, it says right here Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It even says in your article it was born in Chicago,
Boston or Chicago, same thing. He's not from Boston, He's
from Chicago. Now he's from Boston, Boston. This is getting
worse and worse Boston's.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And what's great about it is that now that the
pope's been picked and the mystery.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is over, nobody really cares anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We'll get back to our regular lives and not think
about the pope at all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
For probably years, but I mean I will.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We do have great news about some of these new
Taylor Sheridan shows coming out soon, and that's what America
is really focused on, I think, is our TV shows?
What we streaming? What do you What are you watching
these days? What are you what are you into? I
just kind of finished everything, just finished Gymstones. Yeah, what
about mob Land? Have you started that?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's good. Your friends and neighbors with John Ham Ham's good.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Depressed me. I watched a little bit. It's like a
guy who has a bitter divorce and all he has
is his job, and then he loses his job, and
I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Can't watch this is it gonna bum me up? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Good news. After Yellowstone came to an end, Paramount released
plans for four new Taylor Sheridan seasons. Three of these
you've had previous seasons. You've heard of Land, man, I
love it. They're coming out with a new season Tulsa
king new season The Air of Kingston Kingstown Kingstown. Yeah,
(02:46):
that season four, and the first season of the new
Yellowstone spin off it's called Dutton Ranch. There's supposed to
be a bunch of these Yellowstone spinoffs, the four sixes thing,
Dutton Ranch. There's the one that's named after the Madison River.
I think I don't know, there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What is what is Dutton Ranch off of there in
the future or something? Maybe so, but it doesn't really
matter what it's about. It just matters that it's gonna
be out.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, very exciting. Landman season two added Sam Elliott to
the cast. They started filming just this spring and it
is set for sometime in November. I know that still
seems like a long way away, but it'll be here
before you know it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
M mmmm, it'll be a while. Yeah, something to take
a look at there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Dutton Ranch, coming out this fall, also is slated to
premiere in November, one year after Yellowstone season five was released.
For those of you who don't know, Dutton Ranch is
the spinoff of Oh okay, that's the one with Rip
and uh, what's her name there, Beth and that's their story.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I like, yeah, yeah, that's my kind of woman. Crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
She would eat you up, I know, put you out,
and I would let her and you'd come back for more.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I would beg for it, absolutely. Remember that time she
took that bath and a horse trough? Remember it? That
was good man. Watch it every night when I'm going
to bed.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And what was smart is that she brought herself a
nice big maybe I don't know if she bring a
whole picture, a great big drink.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I thought she had a cocktail. Yeah, yeah, she had.
She brought a drink. That's that's another word for is
it a glass of wine? That's Did she have a
glass one?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Remember it might have been Margarita's. She might have been
drinking straight hooch man.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Tell her the fact. Isn't that interesting? We all remember
it was alcohol, but no matter. I think it was
a glass of wine. Probably, do you, uh, mister roh,
do you feel like it's time?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, whatever you got, if you got it, you could
bring it Niles about the right time.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
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Speaker 2 (04:52):
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Speaker 3 (04:54):
I know you probably meant to go back and check
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No way, there's procrethelment. Don't proprethel me so well. Don't
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Speaker 2 (05:06):
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my pillow. Oh god, the products are so great, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't want to sleep on a bet if it
doesn't have a MyPillow. Mattress topper. I'm not even interested.
Get it out of here. I won't accept it. It's
a crap, that's garbage. You might as well put your
You might as well let your horse sleep on it.
Might as well promo code WJ save a bunch of money.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Where were going today? Boys? Well, why don't we?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
When don't we go to the SEC first? I should
say it's a big excitement there. The Security Exchange Commission
Southeast Conference, oh SEC softball tournament underway right now in Athens, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, I love that. It's just beautiful over there.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Uh sad the l s U girls are out, you know,
I mean in this tournament, there's you know, they're still
around Oklahoma, Uh girls softball.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It would be a weird way to announce the news.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They just you know, they just decided they don't want
to know.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They Oklahoma beat LSU and then that means Oklahoma will
face Arkansas three o'clock this afternoon, I believe is the
next go around.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Then Arkansas Razorbacks. You heard of them? Yeah, I heard
of that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's still over in Athens, Georgia, that's where they're playing.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah yeah, And then long Horns and Aggie get to
hook up in the later in the evening game tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm told they have a history with one another.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
A little bit is there, right, so much in softball,
but I'm sure it'll carry over. Sure, So those girls
are going to be at each other. And then after
they settle, you know, Saturday, they'll have the final and
it's just SEC tournament. It ain't like the big thing.
Then they go into the regionals and then they go,
you know, the World Series down the road. But it's
all it's all happening right now. Wow, that's exciting. And
(06:49):
then the other thing, is there some NBA, there's some
baseball baseball?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got it. I think they still playing hockey for
some reason. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yesterday Red Sox crushed the Rangers five to zero. The
Braves beat out the Reds five to four, and the
Astros will be taking on the Reds today.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's seven pm tonight. The Rids.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I would you like to have a baseball team? You're
supposed to be a fan of something called the Rids.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And you know that's not even the worst thing about Cincinnati.
They think a really good food is taking macaroni and
putting chili on it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's the best food in Cincinnati. Aren't the conservatives the
ones that are the reds well, or the communists depending
on how you look at Yeah, I think a commie.
I'm not real loyal to any specific color.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know, that's just me. You know, I don't even
see color. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to. I
see color. Color that ro all change? Yeah, I guess
so some other weird sports news. Who does the Pope
prefer the Cubs or the White Sox?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hey, Chicago, he's a Cubs fan.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
A sign raids outside of Brigley Field, just when they
asked Hillary Clinton. Yeah, because she was wearing one of
those hats, and they asked her, who's your all time
favorite player?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Couldn't think of a one. So they asked him this
question a while back.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
There was actually an interview about it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, he was never ever a Cups fan. So I
don't know where.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, So he wasn't a Cubs fan, is what this
guy's saying. Opinions vary now, people say he was a
White Sox fan. They found a photo of Pope Leo
Robert Provos at the two thousand and five World Series
against the Astros wearing white Sox stuff, so it looks
like he was a white Sox fan. So the Cubs
miss reported. The Cubs are liars. They put that on
the Wrigley Field sign, that we learned he.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Was a white Sox.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I know the fans of baseball hope they just pray
that he didn't come over for a game, you know,
because it was at night in Chicago there years ago,
that big hat night, and the Pope showed up and
people like six rows behind him couldn't see.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, big old Yeah, that's rude exactly. I agree with you.
That is disgusting. Hey, real quick before we break here.
Former US Olympic fencers sentenced after pleading guilty to sex offenses.
Ivan Lee played for our Fence for US in the Olympic.
Sentence this week after pleading guilty to two misdemeanor sex
offense is that occurred during his time as the head
coach of the Long Island University fencing team, and what
(09:05):
he's dealing with his small potatoes compared to ex NFL
player Kevin Ware Junior, sentenced to thirty years in prison
for murdering his girlfriend that's a lot and setting her
corpse on fire.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, not to do that. Yeah, don't do that. That's
really bad.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well I hope this will be a lesson to those
of you who were considering the same.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Boy, you don't want to do that. Yeah, no, I agree, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I remember seeing the kids going by at the time,
called court kids on a bus going by.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. Well, it's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, it's the friday leading up to Mother's Day. Sure,
and there is some Mother's Day news in the world,
but it's not the biggest story of the day, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I get that you and your community hate women and
you hate breeders, But to the rest of us, it's
a pretty big deal, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, none of us have mothers. No gay
people just kind of like popped out that trum an egg. Y. Well,
even the mother would have had the lady egg, wouldn't they.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And now a mom ponders Mother's.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Day, Another Mother's Day. I can't wait to see what
dummy gets me this year. Last year he told me
he got me something to make my life easier. It
was a new vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I told him made service would be the gift, but we.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Can't afford it because dummy loses so much money online betting.
He couldn't pick a winner if he tried. I know
the feeling. I married him.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who's the dummy? Now? Happy Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And of course dummy she's referring to as the husband. Well,
why didn't the husband just tell the kids? Yeah, it's
all on you this year. Yeah, okay, I'm not participating.
Mama didn't care for it. So your kids going out
there and do what's right for mama.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Smart. It's a great idea. Men always know what to do.
That's why we.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Never screw up, you know, never screw up, never have,
never will. And also what else is today?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Today?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Is well, it's Friday. I mean that's well, yeah, it's Friday.
Leading up this weekend isn't just about Mother's Day. It's
also trade talks with China. Say it with me, China.
Trump sending some people over and you know, China sending
some people over and they're gonna meet in the middle
and talk about trading. Trump's already said, uh, part of
(11:25):
his bargaining, you know, method is deal making is.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Never say anything's off the table. No China, China China, China, China, China, dude,
say you well, he is good at negotiating.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
For example, they were asking him about Greenland and they said, well,
would you take using military force to take over?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, nothing's off the table. Obviously, we're not going to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Send the military in the you know, Greenland and take over.
But you just don't take anything off the table unless
you get something for it. That's how he works. It
aggravates people that you know, wanted him to be a
little more moderate in his dealings. But this thing with
the England, the UK trade agreement that he announced yesterday,
(12:13):
most people US car makers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Apparently are a little upset about.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It, but most people said, well, it's a good start,
and they're hoping to do the same thing with about
two dozen other countries.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And it's interesting to see all the pundits on liberal
cable news networks and financial news networks telling you this
trade deal with the UK doesn't matter, it's not even
that good. Who cares about it whatever, because of course
they can't celebrate Trump's success. And if they can't celebrate
the fact that this is going well, they're basically admitting
that they're cheering against America to win when Biden was president,
(12:44):
we wanted him to do well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We wanted good for him. We would call balls and strikes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You know, when he first announced with drawing troops from Afghanistan,
we were optimistic. I was my first thought. I was like,
all right, well, I don't hate that. And then what
he did was terrible. What came next was abysmal, a
complete catastrophe. Biden's brain falling apart in public is It's
almost kind of like Kanye West tweeting crazy things. It
happened and people were shocked, and then it happened again,
(13:11):
and we were like see, and then it happened again,
and we were like, I told you, and then and
then it happened ninety more times, and suddenly people don't
even care that. Yesterday on the View, Joe Biden basically
had a stroke on Live TV while Kanye West was
releasing a new song called Hyle Hitler. And it's not
even a news story. And it's awful, by the way,
have you heard it? Look hear me out. Not the
(13:32):
Biden thing, it was awful too, but the song.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh no, no, no, I no, I agree, it's terrible.
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He used Hitler lyrics in a song. That's bad. You
shouldn't do a song called Hyle Hitler. But hear me out,
what if that's a pretty dope beat?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Dude, I didn't find no, no, no, it's bad. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I didn't find it to be dope at all. No,
you're right.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It shouldn't do a song about Nazis. I'm just saying,
did you hear the way programmed those kick drums? But no, no, look,
I don't like it. I don't like that he did
a song about Hitler. But when those snares start clapping
with that transient effect on it and the arpeggiated bassline, again,
shouldn't do a song about Hitler. Yeah, but but but
I'm just saying, is that that big Harry? But I'm
(14:14):
just saying the beat kind of slaps a little, that's all.
And the beat goes on, Yeah, the beat goes on.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But don't do a song about Hitler unless you're mel Brooks.
I think that's the rule.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Or Kanye. Well, Kanye is a gay black Nazi.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And I don't know if mel Brooks can make a
song about Hitler because he's a Jew.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
What can a gay black Nazi do? Without offending people.
There must be a thing. There must be an area
where he mel.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Brooks offended some people but he didn't care. Yeah, but
that was the point.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know those people aren't any fun whereas the people
Hitler is offending. I mean, Kanye is affends like everybody, right,
I don't know. Anyway, don't write songs about Nazis unless
you're gonna tell us they're bad or are you're funny,
and then then it's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I guess Kanye didn't either.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
No, it's true, bless this is hard, hard, don't I
don't know one thing Trump has done that, you know,
people should be applauding him for this stuff, but they can't.
I don't know if you've heard, but they're having some
trouble with the construction of the Obama Library somewhere up
in Chicago. And they said it was originally going to
(15:20):
cost like three hundred and fifty million dollars. Now the
price tag has soared to eight hundred and fifty million.
Giver take somewhere now. And they said, you know, by
this time next year they still won't be finished with it.
It'll probably be well over a billion dollars. What are
they going to put in an Obama library that should
cost a.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Billion dollars just to build it.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
So Trump shows up and he said, I don't know
if you know, I've had some luck in construction of
apparently that's his world buildings all over the planet that
say's pretty good at it offered Obama a little help
getting out of this construction mess that he's gotten into.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And Obama must have been more than honored to apply
to allow him to take over the project.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You would think, really sadly, not just Obama, but every
Democrat is like Trump is trolling Obama. Trump is he's
he's making fun of He's doing all this. You know,
you can't even try to help people anymore. You just
you try to be nice. What do you get? Popol
(16:27):
always won't say better they did. I don't know Jesse
or somebody did one of those street interviews, says the
waters shouts people in Chicago, none of them are white,
by the way, and that was on purpose. And who
was asking them? Because he's standing out in front of
the construction site. People are walking by, Hey, what do
you think about this Obama library? And all these black
guys were you know, He's like, what are they gonna
(16:47):
put in there. He's like, I can't think of a thing. Well,
what did Obama do?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
In his eight years obamacare? Can't think of a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Nobody could think of nothing that they could brag about
that he accomplished, any great thing scool on shows. These
were his people in his town, standing out in front
of his future library, and they couldn't come up with
a one nice thing to say about Obama.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
The things that he bragged about at the time became
deeply unpopular later on.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And yet Jasmine Crockett will tell us, among others, that
all black people loved Obama and all black people hate Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Sure, just how it is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's not which of her two voices did she use
when she said that.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Honey, let me tell you, sweetie, look, honey, child girl,
she is all she has genatized.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't think she can bring it back. I don't
think she can come back to the way she used
to be. Which one is her real voice? That's what
I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Was she tricking us when she sounded suburban or is
she tricking us now that she sounds urban?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I think she playing y'all.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Now, yeah, she's as fake as those eyelashes are.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, When she blinks, it's like standing under a ceiling fan.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's funny Bone and Johnson show. We'll be right back.
Look at the Domino effective misinformation. The Associated Press publishes
a headline, first pope from America was the Cardinal of Boston.
It's this guy, Robert Prevost. And then that was inaccurate. No,
they took and I'll be the I admitted it. I
had repeated that. Ye did, because I just saw it
and I was like, oh, Boston, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I thought he was from Chicago. But he wasn't the
cardinal of either of those places. He was the cardinal
deacon assigned to the title of Santa Monica Dagley Agostina.
And what is that It's some back office at the
Vatican somewhere. What is he in the cardinal of Chicago
or Boston or any of those places? This was a
(00:41):
Why did they take that article down? Do you think
because they It was because they had the headwine. They
were trying to publish it. First, not accurate, don't be
don't be accurate. Be first, it's got to be quick,
got to be fast. And then as you peruse his
Wikipedia page here you see had nothing to do with Boston.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But then they took the article down because it was inaccurate.
He wasn't a Cardinal of Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But now when you look at Twitter, you could see
all these there's a deleted tweet and you can you
can read hundreds of people saying, Boston, what are you
talking about? Chicago? Confusing two bishops that held the title
of titulars say so far.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't like to say that.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I don't want to say it like that now. It
makes me uncomfortable because that's one of the seven deadly's.
If you shorten.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It, it says right here Boston.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It even says in your article it was born in Chicago,
Boston or Chicago, same thing. He's not from Boston, He's
from Chicago. Now he's from Boston, Boston. This is getting
worse and worse Boston's.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And what's great about it is that now that the
pope's been picked and the mystery.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is over, nobody really cares anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We'll get back to our regular lives and not think
about the pope at all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
For probably years, but I mean I will.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We do have great news about some of these new
Taylor Sheridan shows coming out soon, and that's what America
is really focused on, I think, is our TV shows?
What we streaming? What do you What are you watching
these days? What are you what are you into? I
just kind of finished everything, just finished Gymstones. Yeah, what
about mob Land? Have you started that?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeh?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
That's good. Your friends and neighbors with John Ham Ham's good.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Depressed me. I watched a little bit. It's like a
guy who has a bitter divorce and all he has
is his job, and then he loses his job, and
I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Can't watch this is it gonna bum me up? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Good news. After Yellowstone came to an end, Paramount released
plans for four new Taylor Sheridan seasons. Three of these
you've had previous seasons. You've heard of Land, man, I
love it. They're coming out with a new season Tulsa
king new season The Air of Kingston Kingstown Kingstown. Yeah,
(02:46):
that season four, and the first season of the new
Yellowstone spin off it's called Dutton Ranch. There's supposed to
be a bunch of these Yellowstone spinoffs, the four sixes thing,
Dutton Ranch. There's the one that's named after the Madison River.
I think I don't know, there's a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
What is what is Dutton Ranch off of there in
the future or something? Maybe so, but it doesn't really
matter what it's about. It just matters that it's gonna
be out.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, very exciting. Landman season two added Sam Elliott to
the cast. They started filming just this spring and it
is set for sometime in November. I know that still
seems like a long way away, but it'll be here
before you know it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
M mmmm, it'll be a while. Yeah, something to take
a look at there. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Dutton Ranch, coming out this fall, also is slated to
premiere in November, one year after Yellowstone season five was released.
For those of you who don't know, Dutton Ranch is
the spinoff of Oh okay, that's the one with Rip
and uh, what's her name there, Beth and that's their story.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I like, yeah, yeah, that's my kind of woman. Crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
She would eat you up, I know, put you out,
and I would let her and you'd come back for more.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I would beg for it, absolutely. Remember that time she
took that bath and a horse trough? Remember it? That
was good man. Watch it every night when I'm going
to bed.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And what was smart is that she brought herself a
nice big maybe I don't know if she bring a
whole picture, a great big drink.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I thought she had a cocktail. Yeah, yeah, she had.
She brought a drink. That's that's another word for is
it a glass of wine? That's Did she have a
glass one?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Remember it might have been Margarita's. She might have been
drinking straight hooch man.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Tell her the fact. Isn't that interesting? We all remember
it was alcohol, but no matter. I think it was
a glass of wine. Probably, do you, uh, mister roh,
do you feel like it's time?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, whatever you got, if you got it, you could
bring it Niles about the right time.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
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Speaker 2 (04:52):
That will be my pillow. I know you know it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I know you probably meant to go back and check
on some things and you forgot. Uh, don't be pistils,
No way, there's procrethelment. Don't proprethel me so well. Don't
be a pessimist either, you.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
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my pillow. Oh god, the products are so great, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I don't want to sleep on a bet if it
doesn't have a MyPillow. Mattress topper. I'm not even interested.
Get it out of here. I won't accept it. It's
a crap, that's garbage. You might as well put your
You might as well let your horse sleep on it.
Might as well promo code WJ save a bunch of money.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Where were going today? Boys? Well, why don't we?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
When don't we go to the SEC first? I should
say it's a big excitement there. The Security Exchange Commission
Southeast Conference, oh SEC softball tournament underway right now in Athens, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, I love that. It's just beautiful over there.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Uh sad the l s U girls are out, you know,
I mean in this tournament, there's you know, they're still
around Oklahoma, Uh girls softball.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It would be a weird way to announce the news.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They just you know, they just decided they don't want
to know.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They Oklahoma beat LSU and then that means Oklahoma will
face Arkansas three o'clock this afternoon, I believe is the
next go around.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Then Arkansas Razorbacks. You heard of them? Yeah, I heard
of that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's still over in Athens, Georgia, that's where they're playing.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah yeah, And then long Horns and Aggie get to
hook up in the later in the evening game tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm told they have a history with one another.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
A little bit is there, right, so much in softball,
but I'm sure it'll carry over. Sure, So those girls
are going to be at each other. And then after
they settle, you know, Saturday, they'll have the final and
it's just SEC tournament. It ain't like the big thing.
Then they go into the regionals and then they go,
you know, the World Series down the road. But it's
all it's all happening right now. Wow, that's exciting. And
(06:49):
then the other thing, is there some NBA, there's some
baseball baseball?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I got it. I think they still playing hockey for
some reason. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yesterday Red Sox crushed the Rangers five to zero. The
Braves beat out the Reds five to four, and the
Astros will be taking on the Reds today.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's seven pm tonight. The Rids.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I would you like to have a baseball team? You're
supposed to be a fan of something called the Rids.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And you know that's not even the worst thing about Cincinnati.
They think a really good food is taking macaroni and
putting chili on it.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's the best food in Cincinnati. Aren't the conservatives the
ones that are the reds well, or the communists depending
on how you look at Yeah, I think a commie.
I'm not real loyal to any specific color.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You know, that's just me. You know, I don't even
see color. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to. I
see color. Color that ro all change? Yeah, I guess
so some other weird sports news. Who does the Pope
prefer the Cubs or the White Sox?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hey, Chicago, he's a Cubs fan.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
A sign raids outside of Brigley Field, just when they
asked Hillary Clinton. Yeah, because she was wearing one of
those hats, and they asked her, who's your all time
favorite player?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Couldn't think of a one. So they asked him this
question a while back.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
There was actually an interview about it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, he was never ever a Cups fan. So I
don't know where.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, So he wasn't a Cubs fan, is what this
guy's saying. Opinions vary now, people say he was a
White Sox fan. They found a photo of Pope Leo
Robert Provos at the two thousand and five World Series
against the Astros wearing white Sox stuff, so it looks
like he was a white Sox fan. So the Cubs
miss reported. The Cubs are liars. They put that on
the Wrigley Field sign, that we learned he.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Was a white Sox.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I know the fans of baseball hope they just pray
that he didn't come over for a game, you know,
because it was at night in Chicago there years ago,
that big hat night, and the Pope showed up and
people like six rows behind him couldn't see.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, big old Yeah, that's rude exactly. I agree with you.
That is disgusting. Hey, real quick before we break here.
Former US Olympic fencers sentenced after pleading guilty to sex offenses.
Ivan Lee played for our Fence for US in the Olympic.
Sentence this week after pleading guilty to two misdemeanor sex
offense is that occurred during his time as the head
coach of the Long Island University fencing team, and what
(09:05):
he's dealing with his small potatoes compared to ex NFL
player Kevin Ware Junior, sentenced to thirty years in prison
for murdering his girlfriend that's a lot and setting her
corpse on fire.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, not to do that. Yeah, don't do that. That's
really bad.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well I hope this will be a lesson to those
of you who were considering the same.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Boy, you don't want to do that. Yeah, no, I agree, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I remember seeing the kids going by at the time,
called court kids on a bus going by.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Stay tuned for more, Waltman Johnson. Well, it's on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, it's the friday leading up to Mother's Day. Sure,
and there is some Mother's Day news in the world,
but it's not the biggest story of the day, mister Kenneth.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I get that you and your community hate women and
you hate breeders, But to the rest of us, it's
a pretty big deal, you know.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, none of us have mothers. No gay
people just kind of like popped out that trum an egg. Y. Well,
even the mother would have had the lady egg, wouldn't they.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
And now a mom ponders Mother's.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Day, Another Mother's Day. I can't wait to see what
dummy gets me this year. Last year he told me
he got me something to make my life easier. It
was a new vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I told him made service would be the gift, but we.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Can't afford it because dummy loses so much money online betting.
He couldn't pick a winner if he tried. I know
the feeling. I married him.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who's the dummy? Now? Happy Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And of course dummy she's referring to as the husband. Well,
why didn't the husband just tell the kids? Yeah, it's
all on you this year. Yeah, okay, I'm not participating.
Mama didn't care for it. So your kids going out
there and do what's right for mama.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Smart. It's a great idea. Men always know what to do.
That's why we.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Never screw up, you know, never screw up, never have,
never will. And also what else is today?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Today?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Is well, it's Friday. I mean that's well, yeah, it's Friday.
Leading up this weekend isn't just about Mother's Day. It's
also trade talks with China. Say it with me, China.
Trump sending some people over and you know, China sending
some people over and they're gonna meet in the middle
and talk about trading. Trump's already said, uh, part of
(11:25):
his bargaining, you know, method is deal making is.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Never say anything's off the table. No China, China China, China, China, China, dude,
say you well, he is good at negotiating.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
For example, they were asking him about Greenland and they said, well,
would you take using military force to take over?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, nothing's off the table. Obviously, we're not going to.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Send the military in the you know, Greenland and take over.
But you just don't take anything off the table unless
you get something for it. That's how he works. It
aggravates people that you know, wanted him to be a
little more moderate in his dealings. But this thing with
the England, the UK trade agreement that he announced yesterday,
(12:13):
most people US car makers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Apparently are a little upset about.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It, but most people said, well, it's a good start,
and they're hoping to do the same thing with about
two dozen other countries.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And it's interesting to see all the pundits on liberal
cable news networks and financial news networks telling you this
trade deal with the UK doesn't matter, it's not even
that good. Who cares about it whatever, because of course
they can't celebrate Trump's success. And if they can't celebrate
the fact that this is going well, they're basically admitting
that they're cheering against America to win when Biden was president,
(12:44):
we wanted him to do well.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We wanted good for him. We would call balls and strikes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You know, when he first announced with drawing troops from Afghanistan,
we were optimistic. I was my first thought. I was like,
all right, well, I don't hate that. And then what
he did was terrible. What came next was abysmal, a
complete catastrophe. Biden's brain falling apart in public is It's
almost kind of like Kanye West tweeting crazy things. It
happened and people were shocked, and then it happened again,
(13:11):
and we were like see, and then it happened again,
and we were like, I told you, and then and
then it happened ninety more times, and suddenly people don't
even care that. Yesterday on the View, Joe Biden basically
had a stroke on Live TV while Kanye West was
releasing a new song called Hyle Hitler. And it's not
even a news story. And it's awful, by the way,
have you heard it? Look hear me out. Not the
(13:32):
Biden thing, it was awful too, but the song.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh no, no, no, I no, I agree, it's terrible.
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He used Hitler lyrics in a song. That's bad. You
shouldn't do a song called Hyle Hitler. But hear me out,
what if that's a pretty dope beat?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Dude, I didn't find no, no, no, it's bad. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I didn't find it to be dope at all. No,
you're right.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
It shouldn't do a song about Nazis. I'm just saying,
did you hear the way programmed those kick drums? But no, no, look,
I don't like it. I don't like that he did
a song about Hitler. But when those snares start clapping
with that transient effect on it and the arpeggiated bassline, again,
shouldn't do a song about Hitler. Yeah, but but but
I'm just saying, is that that big Harry? But I'm
(14:14):
just saying the beat kind of slaps a little, that's all.
And the beat goes on, Yeah, the beat goes on.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
But don't do a song about Hitler unless you're mel Brooks.
I think that's the rule.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Or Kanye. Well, Kanye is a gay black Nazi.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And I don't know if mel Brooks can make a
song about Hitler because he's a Jew.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
What can a gay black Nazi do? Without offending people.
There must be a thing. There must be an area
where he mel.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Brooks offended some people but he didn't care. Yeah, but
that was the point.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I know those people aren't any fun whereas the people
Hitler is offending. I mean, Kanye is affends like everybody, right,
I don't know. Anyway, don't write songs about Nazis unless
you're gonna tell us they're bad or are you're funny,
and then then it's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I guess Kanye didn't either.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
No, it's true, bless this is hard, hard, don't I
don't know one thing Trump has done that, you know,
people should be applauding him for this stuff, but they can't.
I don't know if you've heard, but they're having some
trouble with the construction of the Obama Library somewhere up
in Chicago. And they said it was originally going to
(15:20):
cost like three hundred and fifty million dollars. Now the
price tag has soared to eight hundred and fifty million.
Giver take somewhere now. And they said, you know, by
this time next year they still won't be finished with it.
It'll probably be well over a billion dollars. What are
they going to put in an Obama library that should
cost a.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Billion dollars just to build it.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
So Trump shows up and he said, I don't know
if you know, I've had some luck in construction of
apparently that's his world buildings all over the planet that
say's pretty good at it offered Obama a little help
getting out of this construction mess that he's gotten into.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
And Obama must have been more than honored to apply
to allow him to take over the project.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You would think, really sadly, not just Obama, but every
Democrat is like Trump is trolling Obama. Trump is he's
he's making fun of He's doing all this. You know,
you can't even try to help people anymore. You just
you try to be nice. What do you get? Popol
(16:27):
always won't say better they did. I don't know Jesse
or somebody did one of those street interviews, says the
waters shouts people in Chicago, none of them are white,
by the way, and that was on purpose. And who
was asking them? Because he's standing out in front of
the construction site. People are walking by, Hey, what do
you think about this Obama library? And all these black
guys were you know, He's like, what are they gonna
(16:47):
put in there. He's like, I can't think of a thing. Well,
what did Obama do?
Speaker 4 (16:51):
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
In his eight years obamacare? Can't think of a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Nobody could think of nothing that they could brag about
that he accomplished, any great thing scool on shows. These
were his people in his town, standing out in front
of his future library, and they couldn't come up with
a one nice thing to say about Obama.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
The things that he bragged about at the time became
deeply unpopular later on.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
And yet Jasmine Crockett will tell us, among others, that
all black people loved Obama and all black people hate Trump.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Sure, just how it is.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
It's not which of her two voices did she use
when she said that.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Honey, let me tell you, sweetie, look, honey, child girl,
she is all she has genatized.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't think she can bring it back. I don't
think she can come back to the way she used
to be. Which one is her real voice? That's what
I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Was she tricking us when she sounded suburban or is
she tricking us now that she sounds urban?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I think she playing y'all.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Now, yeah, she's as fake as those eyelashes are.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, When she blinks, it's like standing under a ceiling fan.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's funny Bone and Johnson show. We'll be right back.
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