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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just got into a fight.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I just got into a fight with an NFL Hall
of Famer down the hall.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You don't look too bad, did he? Did he throw
you to the ground, or don't you or what you do?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't know what exactly his accolade is. He's very successful.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He was a nominee. Okay, well it's more than me.
I was never frown on the fisticuffs of any kind.
Sean Salisbury, nice guy NFL quarterback, host a morning show
down the Hall from our little studio here is down
the hall right now explaining to me how it's okay
to put ketchup on a hot dog and that is violence.
And then he went so far as to say even
puts mayonnaise on it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh good lord, I know you gotta. I think he's
doing that. I think he's trolling you. I think he's
just trying to get under your skin.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I know he is. We were there was about to
be a taser in me.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Bro, He'll you bro, Now, it's such a voltage woman.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's do it. Taser report pride to you by well,
get the t TA for taser.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:19):
Is the promo code WJ for extra Savings?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a good deal, all right, What do we do?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
NYPD? Yeah, the cops in Manhattan have finally started doing
the right thing. They are now tasing the Palestinian rioters
at the colleges as they're arresting them.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think this is a misprint. It says see you
in why College. Yeah, No, that's a college.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I always laugh when I see that too.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's what Tea is right next to the y City
University in New York. Oh yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I know Billy out of that too.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I got the first the cops came because they was
having a you know, one of them pro palaced in
you and hate the Jews riots kind of deal. And
most of them, majority not all, A lot of them
were women, and they're all, you know, they're wearing their
their scarves over their heads, and they've got the signs
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and the flags and all this great stuff, and it's like,
you know, down with the Jews. Whatever they're saying out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There, down with the Jews, they say, we don't say
that we like Jews.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But they got great videos of them throwing these people
to the ground, tasing them, drive stunning them, all of
that good stuff. You can't help but laugh when you
watch these idiot protesters. This one chick, the cops got her,
you know, by the neck or the shoulders or whatever.
And then the guy comes over and he was I
don't know if that's his girlfriend or what. He starts
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from trouble. Another cop grabs him, and so the cop
that's holding the girl, he just like flings her and
she falls to the ground so they can go work
on the boyfriend in there. It's about damn time these protesters,
you know, started getting what firms all I'm saying, Really, yes, sir.
I like reading the comments after the story. One of
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the comments to me, watching the men in Blue finally
being allowed to take down and kick out the trash
almost as fun as watching old dirty Harry movies. But
then there's this. I'm sure the DA will probably release
them before the police can even finish their paperwork. Why
can't these cases be federal because it's federal tax dollars
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that are spent on the university. So you know that's
something else.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't understand why we have to give money to
the Ivy League schools.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That doesn't make any sense at all. Yeah, anyway, son,
next time, slap some duct tape over their pie holes.
Said somebody that these are not emails us. These are
just coming about a story. How about German shepherds and
fire hoses. Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, don't have that. That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The genuine, the common link between all these comments is
it's about damn time.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, it's crazy what they're allowing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Even if you agree with the political points that these
protesters are making, their behavior is clearly not appropriate. They're
chasing the Jewish kids around. The college kid, the nineteen
year old kid with the Yama cut, doesn't have any
control over what's happening in Israel. Let's bullet. The same
thing happened in our city. We have a local city
councilwoman here where our flagship station's located, named Amy Peck.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Amy Peck's a sweet young lady.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's her job to figure out what do we do
about these speed bumps? Maybe over here, should we should
alter the speed limit? You're the schools oonder. They're like,
why won't you disavow Israel? And these and these pro
Palestinian activists follow her around the city. She's a tiny
little mom who just happens to be a Jewish elected official.
What troll does she have over Israel? None? What control
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does she have over American per foreign policy?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
None? What control does she have over Texas state policy?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
None?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I was gonna say none, none, none, none.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She's in charge of figuring out, hey, how much fun
should we allocate for the wine festival in the park
this summer.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
They're like, why won't you say Benjamin yet nen Yah?
Who's bad? You're a Jew?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Say it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You people are nuts shape. You're making me want to
support Israel. And I'm one of those guys that has
tried to stay out of this. Two things. I very
rarely offer my opinion on abortion in Israel because they
don't affect me. I'm not that involved in it. I
don't you know, there's too many. I never had an abortion.
It turns out I've never aborted my silly no. Earlier
(05:44):
this morning.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
About did you have a contribute to Billy? I missed
her out. Now I'm just asking you know, it ain't unusual. Well,
a single man like yourself have to get that phone call. Uh, look,
you know, are you trying to get fastial something? No,
I'm saying you go ahead till it tell it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I've never told a person to go get an abortion
or then No, that's not.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Any saying you told them too. I'm saying, she says,
she going, but she gonna need a little, you know,
a little change.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This is dark for morning radio.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Dude, it's out that that's that unusual though, But to
his point that women ask men to pay, or at
least to split the price of the abortion if it's necessary.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Isn't it taxpayer funded?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And a lot of the Blue states and then in
the Red states illegal.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
She paying for it. She just needs you to think
she paying for it. So she scamed you out that change.
You know what I'm saying, Wow, women do that. You
gotta watch you always gotta guard your piper, watch your piper.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Ken, is there a specific amount of money I should
look out for? If there, it was like, wait, it's
three hundred bucks? How much is it seven hundred? I
don't know how much? Do they call? I have no
idea to chase, just your eternal soul Billy, that's all
it costs.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I think your point was, though, that you weren't going
to talk about abortion, and yet that's exactly all we've
done from the last couple minute.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Puts ball. Let's go in the other direction.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Instead of celebrating death, let's celebrate life this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
If you're looking for fast and furious action, look no
further than moms late for after school pickuff speeding down streets,
ignoring school zone side and we're turning the stern glare
of the volunteer crossing guard. They're moms late for after
school Tickoff, starring the mom who can't stop looking at
her cell phone, the mom oblivious to kids in the crosswalk,
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and the single mom who lets.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Everybody know it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Also starring the mom who has to get Jimmy to
socker practice in fifteen minutes, and another mom who has
a million things to do out of their way because
the rules don't apply to them. They're Moms Late for
after school Tickoff starts today around two thirty.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And they're all driving these giant SUVs and they have
no idea. It's not a sports car.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah no, it's not, honey, no, And they're on their
phone while they drive.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, of course I know who ain't I know they're
safe features, But could you just look at the road?
Stop looking at your cappuccino for a minute, you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Ever, try to make eye contact with somebody in the
other car and on the road constantly. You can look
around even I mean while you're going seventy miles an
hour down a freeway, are stopped at a red light,
doesn't matter. Nobody is looking around. Joeyos dopey. But this
is a dangerous city. You'll to keep your head on
a swivel. No, everybody's head is just in their phone
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even while they're driving.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They don't care Bill Yet, after someone does something stupid,
like they cut over and they're driving in two lanes
at once and they almost hit me, I one of
my favorite things in that moment is I have to
see their stupid face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm not gonna get into the road.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I just want to pull up next to them and
I just want to look them in the eye and
see their dumb face.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I want them to make contact with me. I want
that moment a shame.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm not gonna say anything, just the eye contact, and
when I pull up next to them, guess what they're
always doing, Uh, pointing a gun at you? No, Bill, Okay,
that did happen to me last week. But yeah, no, no, no,
uh looking at their phone. They're not even looking at
the road. The whole reason why they just did this
dumb thing where they almost hit a stop sign and
pulled up on the curb, and the side of their
(09:09):
rim or whatever it's scratched up like they took a
like they took a razor blade to it. And it's like,
you're The whole reason you just did that thing is
you were looking at your phone and you're still looking
at your phone.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
A middle They probably never even noticed that you were there,
much less that you were upset.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, well, anyway, they're gonna notice when I start throwing
garbage at them.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean I won't, but I felt like doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
You know. It is fun to think back about when
you was a kid, though, and what mom was like
when you was a kid. They got a list out,
you know, since somebody's Mother's day, of course, you know,
and mom is the one who loves you the most,
according to her, and you know, Mom's always right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You could pay a woman to say that. But there's
things that you don't have to. If they're a mom,
they will take it. I'll do it for free, right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah. The things that moms do that dads usually are
almost never do, like lick her thumb to wipe smudge
off your face. Let me just get that for you that, yeah,
I think so. Take a picture of you on your
first day of school. Yeah, Mom's that's a mom thing. Uh.
(10:16):
Bring oranges to the soccer games or whatever the kids
are playing. And they don't just bring a bag of oranges.
They peel them and separate the wedges before they present them,
and they're usually in individual little baggies or something. Yeah. Uh.
Of course, pressure you to either become a doctor or
mary a doctor. Moms always really enjoy that depends if
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you're a woman or a man.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, because you know women could be doctors now weird, right,
And of course.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
When you're not acting right, she'll remind you right away
what you did to her body. Oh no, yeah, yeah,
you better have a little more respect for mother. You know,
what you did to my body still not as disrespectful
as what you're dad.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Did do her body, though, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This shows a lot like sports entertaining but pointless.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is the lawn in Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Put in put on notice, trainings, grab your stuff. You
got men with women's underwear. You have hours to leave
the PENTAGONA.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
At the Defense Department, we continue to relentlessly pursue the
President's agenda, especially on readiness. He put out an executive
order a weekn to his presidency stating the prioritizing military
excellence and readiness that expressing a false gender identity divergent
from an individual sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary
second service. We agree, and so we implemented that policy.
(11:42):
It was challenged in court, and of course we appealed,
and two days ago at the Supreme Court, our policy
was upheld. And so we're going to continue to advance
that policy here at the Defense Department.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So, in accordance with.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Policy, now reinstated service members who have a current die
gnosis or history of, or exhibit exhibit symptoms consistent with
gender dysphoria may elect to separate voluntarily. There's a timeline here,
and then eventually involuntarily if necessary.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Uh. This is the President's agenda.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is what the American people voted for and we're
going to continue to relentlessly pursue it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We're kicking them all out of the military.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This sucks. Being in the army is hard.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And now I would do is claim the train and
do push ups. This is nothing like the movie. G
I Jane, I don't even look like Denimore. Growth military
service is the worst. I regret ever signing up. I
wish we could just leave totally, but we can't. If
we go a wall, we could be in prison pre
up to five years.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh my god, five years.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, trust man, I've looked into it. Oh crap, make
it look like you're working. Here comes to.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Private Ginger, Private Tammy, listen up. I've got some pretty
upsetting news. Yes, sir, Unfortunately, due to a new military
policy that bans transgenders from serving, the two of you
will be dismissed from your duty today.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I apologize. I'm sure this news is very upsetting to
both of you. What are you saying? We aren't soldiers anymore.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
That's correct, You're both relieved of military obligations and as
such should leave the base immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Thank you for your service, soldiers. Wow, that's so big
of Ed.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I had no idea US military was so transphobic.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. There's
nothing wrong with transgender people. We're just different, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I agree. My brother Rebecca's a transgender. Listen, if you
can keep it a secret, I can probably ford some
documents and move around some of your files so nobody
in the higher up, so we'll know you're transgender.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You can keep on servant.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It'll just be our little secret, and you can stay
in the army for years and years and years.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh no, no, no, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Complain at all.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, it is a lot of work. I mean, you know,
maybe we're doing these trainees of favor. You guys don't
want to work. You just want to hang out and
watch tru Paul's Drag Race. You don't want to be
in the military. Now, back to the real world and
things real people care about in the real world. Taylor
Sheridan is going to give the commencement address at the
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University of Texas Austin tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Really is he an alumni or is it just a
He's not a Longhorn.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He attended and graduated from Texas State University where he
old holds an honorary degree. But Texas you know, University
of Texas Austin. They've invited him and he will be
giving the commencement address. That's pretty exciting. Prominent figures you
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know do this all the time, commencement ceremonies, former football players,
the different, you know, celebrities, politicians, that kind of thing.
So Taylor Sheridan u T graduates get to enjoy him
tomorrow and those graduations take forever, and they've got you know,
like all those names that are hard to pronounce and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, a lot of Indian kids, I'm tall. Of course
they may have to skip the graduation what with the
war back home?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Will Yeah, could be. I have a University of Texas news.
It falls under sports, so I got a check. See
if that's okay? If I tell it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Mister, are you good with that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah? I'm tired. Why are you tired? Well, you know,
it's a long night. What did you do last night?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It ain't nobody being am I mean, I'm curious. I'm
your friend, you know you're okay? Is it your outlet
or what's her name?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh? Yeah her?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, never mind, did you have an issue with a bookie.
Did you bet on the Pope?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I did not bet on the pope. They don't
know nothing about that kind of thing. I don't bet
on things you don't understand. The date and game time
has been set for the return of Texas versus Texas
A and M football. Now, yeah, they got a softball
game between the gals today, But this is the big leagues.
(16:19):
Maybe this is Longhorn Aggie football hookup and it is
coming back because now sec you know Aggie's went to
that way first. Mount Texas is there too, So well, okay, yeah,
I hate to talk over to call.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's an A and M thing. I was just doing
it as background music. Why is that like sacriligious or so?
Probably gonna that's not gonna please anybody, That's okay. I'm
happy to upset everyone. I'll upset the Aggies, the Tigers,
what's another one?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Longhorns? Who else? Old mess I've ever got there?
Roll tied got bebo is gonna put you on a horn.
I'll make fun of your favorite team. Tell me what
sacred to you, and I will defecate on it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You didn't even let me get to the park. Where
I told you when and where toss. It's the Friday,
the day after Thanksgiving, November twenty eight in Austin. I
guess the first matchup between Shacks shot Jo would be
in August as they kick off the six point thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well there you go.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Wow that you know? It goes back and forth every
other year, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But but the last time they did this, how did
they even remember? Yeah? I bet they don't recall so
long ago and nobody keeps.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Up with things like who won how many games or
who's ahead of who?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But if they did, why would the answer be?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Let's see? In total, eighty four of Texas is one
hundred and nineteen meetings with the Aggies have been on
Thanksgiving Day or the day after, including fourteen Friday matchups.
All time series dates back to eighteen ninety four, with
the long Horns holding a seventy seven to thirty seven
to five. There were some ties advantage, including forty six,
twelve and one in Austin.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Any notable persons of color in that game that accomplished
great feats out on the fields?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No, not a one. Well why did you say that?
I was just wondering you know that we could read
this could be the rest of the show right here.
We could just read the list all these people and
all the things they've done and accomplished. Who played, you know,
Daryl k Rong. We can get all that kind of
good stuff. And on the aggie tradition and you know
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the longhorned steer versus a tiny little dog, you know,
and the dog will.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Back all up? Which one's the dog?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
The A and M.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah that's the one.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, see, let's go, dude, let's see how I want
to go. I didn't know there was going to be dogs.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I love dogs. Well, I shouldn't have brought this. I'll
get Techanees inviting himself.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I'm going, dude, I'm going to be there. There's nothing
you could do about it. I love tailgating. Tonight, I'm
going to tailgate at a three to eleven party. The
concert that is, yeah, oh okay, yeah, three elevens in town.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You know it's way past March eleventh.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Know they're the fans of three eleven. It's kind of
like Grateful Dad. They get together and tailgate. But the
thing is they used to be young and like Viril
and they'd party a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now they're all soccer moms. Look got to asks. Did
you get them tickets from the radio station?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I did?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Why you might won't check the date on that. The
last two times I got tickets here from the radio
station for free show, the show was the night before.
Oh I think three eleven played last night? Get out
of here? Yeah, now you got tickets, that's right. I
guess I'll just have to sell them to somebody out
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Or we can give them away out a radio promotion.
Couple love to win concert tickets. We don't ever have
to say that they're, you know, for a future show.
They could have been old shows. I got tickets here
to that Deftones concert last month. Do you think anybody
would want these to diff what deftness? It's an alternative metal.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Band, Billy I? Oh oh yeah, who wouldn't want that?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Me?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I wanted them. That's why I have the tickets, and
you know, but now they're useless. Do you think we
could just give them away on the air like surprise.
People love to win stuff. I don't care what it is,
somebody will want it. Call now H sixty six.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I love WJ.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Stock up on your beef tallow. It's the Walton and
Johnson Show.
I just got into a fight.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I just got into a fight with an NFL Hall
of Famer down the hall.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
You don't look too bad, did he? Did he throw
you to the ground, or don't you or what you do?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't know what exactly his accolade is. He's very successful.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
He was a nominee. Okay, well it's more than me.
I was never frown on the fisticuffs of any kind.
Sean Salisbury, nice guy NFL quarterback, host a morning show
down the Hall from our little studio here is down
the hall right now explaining to me how it's okay
to put ketchup on a hot dog and that is violence.
And then he went so far as to say even
puts mayonnaise on it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh good lord, I know you gotta. I think he's
doing that. I think he's trolling you. I think he's
just trying to get under your skin.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I know he is. We were there was about to
be a taser in me.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Bro, He'll you bro, Now, it's such a voltage woman.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's do it. Taser report pride to you by well,
get the t TA for taser.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:19):
Is the promo code WJ for extra Savings?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's a good deal, all right, What do we do?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
NYPD? Yeah, the cops in Manhattan have finally started doing
the right thing. They are now tasing the Palestinian rioters
at the colleges as they're arresting them.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think this is a misprint. It says see you
in why College. Yeah, No, that's a college.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I always laugh when I see that too.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's what Tea is right next to the y City
University in New York. Oh yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I know Billy out of that too.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I got the first the cops came because they was
having a you know, one of them pro palaced in
you and hate the Jews riots kind of deal. And
most of them, majority not all, A lot of them
were women, and they're all, you know, they're wearing their
their scarves over their heads, and they've got the signs
(02:22):
and the flags and all this great stuff, and it's like,
you know, down with the Jews. Whatever they're saying out.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There, down with the Jews, they say, we don't say
that we like Jews.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But they got great videos of them throwing these people
to the ground, tasing them, drive stunning them, all of
that good stuff. You can't help but laugh when you
watch these idiot protesters. This one chick, the cops got her,
you know, by the neck or the shoulders or whatever.
And then the guy comes over and he was I
don't know if that's his girlfriend or what. He starts
(02:51):
from trouble. Another cop grabs him, and so the cop
that's holding the girl, he just like flings her and
she falls to the ground so they can go work
on the boyfriend in there. It's about damn time these protesters,
you know, started getting what firms all I'm saying, Really, yes, sir.
I like reading the comments after the story. One of
(03:15):
the comments to me, watching the men in Blue finally
being allowed to take down and kick out the trash
almost as fun as watching old dirty Harry movies. But
then there's this. I'm sure the DA will probably release
them before the police can even finish their paperwork. Why
can't these cases be federal because it's federal tax dollars
(03:38):
that are spent on the university. So you know that's
something else.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't understand why we have to give money to
the Ivy League schools.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That doesn't make any sense at all. Yeah, anyway, son,
next time, slap some duct tape over their pie holes.
Said somebody that these are not emails us. These are
just coming about a story. How about German shepherds and
fire hoses. Oh no, no.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, don't have that. That's not funny.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The genuine, the common link between all these comments is
it's about damn time.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I mean, it's crazy what they're allowing.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Even if you agree with the political points that these
protesters are making, their behavior is clearly not appropriate. They're
chasing the Jewish kids around. The college kid, the nineteen
year old kid with the Yama cut, doesn't have any
control over what's happening in Israel. Let's bullet. The same
thing happened in our city. We have a local city
councilwoman here where our flagship station's located, named Amy Peck.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Amy Peck's a sweet young lady.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's her job to figure out what do we do
about these speed bumps? Maybe over here, should we should
alter the speed limit? You're the schools oonder. They're like,
why won't you disavow Israel? And these and these pro
Palestinian activists follow her around the city. She's a tiny
little mom who just happens to be a Jewish elected official.
What troll does she have over Israel? None? What control
(05:02):
does she have over American per foreign policy?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
None? What control does she have over Texas state policy?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
None?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I was gonna say none, none, none, none.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
She's in charge of figuring out, hey, how much fun
should we allocate for the wine festival in the park
this summer.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
They're like, why won't you say Benjamin yet nen Yah?
Who's bad? You're a Jew?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Say it?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You people are nuts shape. You're making me want to
support Israel. And I'm one of those guys that has
tried to stay out of this. Two things. I very
rarely offer my opinion on abortion in Israel because they
don't affect me. I'm not that involved in it. I
don't you know, there's too many. I never had an abortion.
It turns out I've never aborted my silly no. Earlier
(05:44):
this morning.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
About did you have a contribute to Billy? I missed
her out. Now I'm just asking you know, it ain't unusual. Well,
a single man like yourself have to get that phone call. Uh, look,
you know, are you trying to get fastial something? No,
I'm saying you go ahead till it tell it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I've never told a person to go get an abortion
or then No, that's not.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Any saying you told them too. I'm saying, she says,
she going, but she gonna need a little, you know,
a little change.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
This is dark for morning radio.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Dude, it's out that that's that unusual though, But to
his point that women ask men to pay, or at
least to split the price of the abortion if it's necessary.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Isn't it taxpayer funded?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And a lot of the Blue states and then in
the Red states illegal.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
She paying for it. She just needs you to think
she paying for it. So she scamed you out that change.
You know what I'm saying, Wow, women do that. You
gotta watch you always gotta guard your piper, watch your piper.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Ken, is there a specific amount of money I should
look out for? If there, it was like, wait, it's
three hundred bucks? How much is it seven hundred? I
don't know how much? Do they call? I have no
idea to chase, just your eternal soul Billy, that's all
it costs.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I think your point was, though, that you weren't going
to talk about abortion, and yet that's exactly all we've
done from the last couple minute.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Puts ball. Let's go in the other direction.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Instead of celebrating death, let's celebrate life this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
If you're looking for fast and furious action, look no
further than moms late for after school pickuff speeding down streets,
ignoring school zone side and we're turning the stern glare
of the volunteer crossing guard. They're moms late for after
school Tickoff, starring the mom who can't stop looking at
her cell phone, the mom oblivious to kids in the crosswalk,
(07:28):
and the single mom who lets.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Everybody know it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Also starring the mom who has to get Jimmy to
socker practice in fifteen minutes, and another mom who has
a million things to do out of their way because
the rules don't apply to them. They're Moms Late for
after school Tickoff starts today around two thirty.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
And they're all driving these giant SUVs and they have
no idea. It's not a sports car.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah no, it's not, honey, no, And they're on their
phone while they drive.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, of course I know who ain't I know they're
safe features, But could you just look at the road?
Stop looking at your cappuccino for a minute, you.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Ever, try to make eye contact with somebody in the
other car and on the road constantly. You can look
around even I mean while you're going seventy miles an
hour down a freeway, are stopped at a red light,
doesn't matter. Nobody is looking around. Joeyos dopey. But this
is a dangerous city. You'll to keep your head on
a swivel. No, everybody's head is just in their phone
(08:26):
even while they're driving.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
They don't care Bill Yet, after someone does something stupid,
like they cut over and they're driving in two lanes
at once and they almost hit me, I one of
my favorite things in that moment is I have to
see their stupid face.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'm not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I want to know.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm not gonna get into the road.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I just want to pull up next to them and
I just want to look them in the eye and
see their dumb face.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I want them to make contact with me. I want
that moment a shame.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I'm not gonna say anything, just the eye contact, and
when I pull up next to them, guess what they're
always doing, Uh, pointing a gun at you? No, Bill, Okay,
that did happen to me last week. But yeah, no, no, no,
uh looking at their phone. They're not even looking at
the road. The whole reason why they just did this
dumb thing where they almost hit a stop sign and
pulled up on the curb, and the side of their
(09:09):
rim or whatever it's scratched up like they took a
like they took a razor blade to it. And it's like,
you're The whole reason you just did that thing is
you were looking at your phone and you're still looking
at your phone.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
A middle They probably never even noticed that you were there,
much less that you were upset.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, well, anyway, they're gonna notice when I start throwing
garbage at them.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean I won't, but I felt like doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
You know. It is fun to think back about when
you was a kid, though, and what mom was like
when you was a kid. They got a list out,
you know, since somebody's Mother's day, of course, you know,
and mom is the one who loves you the most,
according to her, and you know, Mom's always right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
You could pay a woman to say that. But there's
things that you don't have to. If they're a mom,
they will take it. I'll do it for free, right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah. The things that moms do that dads usually are
almost never do, like lick her thumb to wipe smudge
off your face. Let me just get that for you that, yeah,
I think so. Take a picture of you on your
first day of school. Yeah, Mom's that's a mom thing. Uh.
(10:16):
Bring oranges to the soccer games or whatever the kids
are playing. And they don't just bring a bag of oranges.
They peel them and separate the wedges before they present them,
and they're usually in individual little baggies or something. Yeah. Uh.
Of course, pressure you to either become a doctor or
mary a doctor. Moms always really enjoy that depends if
(10:40):
you're a woman or a man.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, because you know women could be doctors now weird, right,
And of course.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
When you're not acting right, she'll remind you right away
what you did to her body. Oh no, yeah, yeah,
you better have a little more respect for mother. You know,
what you did to my body still not as disrespectful
as what you're dad.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Did do her body, though, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This shows a lot like sports entertaining but pointless.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is the lawn in Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Put in put on notice, trainings, grab your stuff. You
got men with women's underwear. You have hours to leave
the PENTAGONA.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
At the Defense Department, we continue to relentlessly pursue the
President's agenda, especially on readiness. He put out an executive
order a weekn to his presidency stating the prioritizing military
excellence and readiness that expressing a false gender identity divergent
from an individual sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary
second service. We agree, and so we implemented that policy.
(11:42):
It was challenged in court, and of course we appealed,
and two days ago at the Supreme Court, our policy
was upheld. And so we're going to continue to advance
that policy here at the Defense Department.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So, in accordance with.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Policy, now reinstated service members who have a current die
gnosis or history of, or exhibit exhibit symptoms consistent with
gender dysphoria may elect to separate voluntarily. There's a timeline here,
and then eventually involuntarily if necessary.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Uh. This is the President's agenda.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
This is what the American people voted for and we're
going to continue to relentlessly pursue it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We're kicking them all out of the military.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This sucks. Being in the army is hard.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And now I would do is claim the train and
do push ups. This is nothing like the movie. G
I Jane, I don't even look like Denimore. Growth military
service is the worst. I regret ever signing up. I
wish we could just leave totally, but we can't. If
we go a wall, we could be in prison pre
up to five years.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Oh my god, five years.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, trust man, I've looked into it. Oh crap, make
it look like you're working. Here comes to.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Private Ginger, Private Tammy, listen up. I've got some pretty
upsetting news. Yes, sir, Unfortunately, due to a new military
policy that bans transgenders from serving, the two of you
will be dismissed from your duty today.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I apologize. I'm sure this news is very upsetting to
both of you. What are you saying? We aren't soldiers anymore.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
That's correct, You're both relieved of military obligations and as
such should leave the base immediately.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Thank you for your service, soldiers. Wow, that's so big
of Ed.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I had no idea US military was so transphobic.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know, you people should be ashamed of yourselves. There's
nothing wrong with transgender people. We're just different, disgusting.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
You know.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
I agree. My brother Rebecca's a transgender. Listen, if you
can keep it a secret, I can probably ford some
documents and move around some of your files so nobody
in the higher up, so we'll know you're transgender.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You can keep on servant.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
It'll just be our little secret, and you can stay
in the army for years and years and years.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh no, no, no, that's okay.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Complain at all.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, it is a lot of work. I mean, you know,
maybe we're doing these trainees of favor. You guys don't
want to work. You just want to hang out and
watch tru Paul's Drag Race. You don't want to be
in the military. Now, back to the real world and
things real people care about in the real world. Taylor
Sheridan is going to give the commencement address at the
(14:33):
University of Texas Austin tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Really is he an alumni or is it just a
He's not a Longhorn.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
He attended and graduated from Texas State University where he
old holds an honorary degree. But Texas you know, University
of Texas Austin. They've invited him and he will be
giving the commencement address. That's pretty exciting. Prominent figures you
(15:01):
know do this all the time, commencement ceremonies, former football players,
the different, you know, celebrities, politicians, that kind of thing.
So Taylor Sheridan u T graduates get to enjoy him
tomorrow and those graduations take forever, and they've got you know,
like all those names that are hard to pronounce and stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, a lot of Indian kids, I'm tall. Of course
they may have to skip the graduation what with the
war back home?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Will Yeah, could be. I have a University of Texas news.
It falls under sports, so I got a check. See
if that's okay? If I tell it.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Mister, are you good with that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah? I'm tired. Why are you tired? Well, you know,
it's a long night. What did you do last night?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It ain't nobody being am I mean, I'm curious. I'm
your friend, you know you're okay? Is it your outlet
or what's her name?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh? Yeah her?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Okay, never mind, did you have an issue with a bookie.
Did you bet on the Pope?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
No, I did not bet on the pope. They don't
know nothing about that kind of thing. I don't bet
on things you don't understand. The date and game time
has been set for the return of Texas versus Texas
A and M football. Now, yeah, they got a softball
game between the gals today, But this is the big leagues.
(16:19):
Maybe this is Longhorn Aggie football hookup and it is
coming back because now sec you know Aggie's went to
that way first. Mount Texas is there too, So well, okay, yeah,
I hate to talk over to call.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's an A and M thing. I was just doing
it as background music. Why is that like sacriligious or so?
Probably gonna that's not gonna please anybody, That's okay. I'm
happy to upset everyone. I'll upset the Aggies, the Tigers,
what's another one?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Longhorns? Who else? Old mess I've ever got there?
Roll tied got bebo is gonna put you on a horn.
I'll make fun of your favorite team. Tell me what
sacred to you, and I will defecate on it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
You didn't even let me get to the park. Where
I told you when and where toss. It's the Friday,
the day after Thanksgiving, November twenty eight in Austin. I
guess the first matchup between Shacks shot Jo would be
in August as they kick off the six point thirty.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well there you go.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Wow that you know? It goes back and forth every
other year, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But but the last time they did this, how did
they even remember? Yeah? I bet they don't recall so
long ago and nobody keeps.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Up with things like who won how many games or
who's ahead of who?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But if they did, why would the answer be?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Let's see? In total, eighty four of Texas is one
hundred and nineteen meetings with the Aggies have been on
Thanksgiving Day or the day after, including fourteen Friday matchups.
All time series dates back to eighteen ninety four, with
the long Horns holding a seventy seven to thirty seven
to five. There were some ties advantage, including forty six,
twelve and one in Austin.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Any notable persons of color in that game that accomplished
great feats out on the fields?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No, not a one. Well why did you say that?
I was just wondering you know that we could read
this could be the rest of the show right here.
We could just read the list all these people and
all the things they've done and accomplished. Who played, you know,
Daryl k Rong. We can get all that kind of
good stuff. And on the aggie tradition and you know
(18:31):
the longhorned steer versus a tiny little dog, you know,
and the dog will.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Back all up? Which one's the dog?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
The A and M.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yeah that's the one.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I like.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, see, let's go, dude, let's see how I want
to go. I didn't know there was going to be dogs.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I love dogs. Well, I shouldn't have brought this. I'll
get Techanees inviting himself.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I'm going, dude, I'm going to be there. There's nothing
you could do about it. I love tailgating. Tonight, I'm
going to tailgate at a three to eleven party. The
concert that is, yeah, oh okay, yeah, three elevens in town.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You know it's way past March eleventh.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Know they're the fans of three eleven. It's kind of
like Grateful Dad. They get together and tailgate. But the
thing is they used to be young and like Viril
and they'd party a lot.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Now they're all soccer moms. Look got to asks. Did
you get them tickets from the radio station?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I did?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Why you might won't check the date on that. The
last two times I got tickets here from the radio
station for free show, the show was the night before.
Oh I think three eleven played last night? Get out
of here? Yeah, now you got tickets, that's right. I
guess I'll just have to sell them to somebody out
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Or we can give them away out a radio promotion.
Couple love to win concert tickets. We don't ever have
to say that they're, you know, for a future show.
They could have been old shows. I got tickets here
to that Deftones concert last month. Do you think anybody
would want these to diff what deftness? It's an alternative metal.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Band, Billy I? Oh oh yeah, who wouldn't want that?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Me?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I wanted them. That's why I have the tickets, and
you know, but now they're useless. Do you think we
could just give them away on the air like surprise.
People love to win stuff. I don't care what it is,
somebody will want it. Call now H sixty six.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I love WJ.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Stock up on your beef tallow. It's the Walton and
Johnson Show.
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