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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Actually, actually go ahead, yeah, Karen wrote in at Walton
Jonathon dot com. Actually, according to Turning Point USA, Pope
Leo is a Republican. They said they were able to
check his voting records. Uh, and that he is a
registered Republican. That doesn't mean that he always votes that way.
(00:26):
That that seems to be what he was registered.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, that does goes to show you the people made
an off a big deal out of the fact that
he disagrees with Trump's immigration policies. You can be in
a political party and disagree with one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean that, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, sure, it's not out of the scope to do that.
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And the fact that the pope's family is from the
New Orleans area could explain why his brother is so awesome.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I love it. See, I love that too, And that
makes it this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
There was so much good news when we got up,
and now we find out the Popes not the far
our life socialist we believed him to be. You know
that he probably did vote for Trump after all. So
that's cool. That makes me feel good. I just want
everybody to be happy today. We have opinions.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Very news this morning, you said, Kid Rock said in
like Flint.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know, that's what it sounded like. I never
understood the lyrics. We've had opinions. Very I'm actually go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well it says it's in like Flynn, says Lisa, referring
to Errol Flynn, who was a movie star back a
hundred years ago or something who got acquitted in rate
charges because he was popular actor at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I believe she could be right. I have no idea.
I don't claim to be a huge kid rock fan.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
James says it is referring to Larry Flint, the owner
of Hustler magazine. Well, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know either, Yeah, and I guess I don't care.
But I'm still glad. I'm just glad people are paying attention.
Oh yeah, that's the important thing. Great there, you know.
But while things aren't proving vastly, just just today, things
are better. Not everything is perfect. Do you remember how
good pizza Hut used to be back in the eighties?
Who could forget? Back in the eighties, Pizza Hut was
(02:13):
the number one purchaser of kale in the country. Because
nobody ate kale. It was used as a decoration for
their salad bar.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They just lined the salad bar so you wouldn't see
you were basically eating in a cattle trough.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's it it was.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They put it around the side and nobody ate kale
back then. Instead you'd go to Pizza Hut and they
had the big red cups. You remember the big red cups.
Oh yeah, eighties. Pizza Hut was lit, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was cool, good stuff and they had good pizza.
But they also had when they am Italian sandwiches with
all them different to slices, you know, like Martin Ronis
and Solan Mortid and little peppers on it, and oh yeah,
that was some good eating right there.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, Pizza Hutt in as good as it used to be.
In fact, there's a lot of problems Pizza Hut now.
A woman who is going viral on social media for
showing how a pizza Hut in her area was keeping
kitchen supplies, including pizza boxes, stacked in the bathroom. Oh really,
The company responded, saying theyde quickly resolve this issue.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Here's a little of the audience.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I came to order a pizza, but before I getting
the pizza, as all AMusA washer, the toilet is here,
the supplies, the pizza boxes, the thing that you put
the sauce on on editing, Why are there food supplies
in the washroom where the toilet is, where people take
everything eats. This is actually this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
First way, I mean, yeah it is. But also maybe
if you eat your food at Pizza Hut in twenty
twenty five, you should lower your standards.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I hate to think about water is in the air
and flying around and microscopic particles and sometimes maybe larger
than that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I get that everybody doesn't live where I live, but
I've always live in a busy apartment. It's true, right,
but I've always lived in a place where you didn't
have to eat the corporate pizza. You could go to,
you know, Sergio's Pizza or Leo's Pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And so I never ever ever thought to get that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I mean, I would always recommend locally owned and operated.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, isn't it always better?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's a thing. You know, every commercial they gotta tell
you locally owned and operated, so you're not dealing with
one of the big giant corporations and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know, you know who doesn't outsource their their production
to China. Mario's Pizzaia and the Little Guy in your town,
and it's probably a better pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It almost always is. If I'm in a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Small town somewhere and I want pizza, you know, we're
out on tour or whatever we're doing, and I never
think to get Domino's.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right, that's Papa's.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That reminds me. We have a comedy We have a
comedy show coming up, three of them. Actually, do you
mind if I indulge for a minute.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
When is it?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
If you live in Jackson, Mississippi, we're gonna be there Thursday,
May twenty second.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
If you live in Mandeville, we're gonna be their Friday,
May third.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
If you live in Metorie, we're gonna be there on Saturday,
May twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But if I don't live there but I wanted to
drive over.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You can definitely cult you can do that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Ohka, I certainly too limited to just people that live
in that town.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No, no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Tickets are available at jessesfunny dot com. It's a show
I'm doing with Jesse Peyton, relationship themed comedy show. Get
advice on your marriage from two divorced guys, Jesse Peyton
and Kenny Webster, We're gonna be It's gonna be a
lot of fun. Jesse is Funny dot com. You'll also
find a link to that if you want to purchase tickets.
Great date night opportunity if you're in Louisiana or Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Coming up at the end of the month. Here, I
guess is that Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is the Moraldi weekend. Seems to be a little
early this year because it's the last Monday in the
month and it's usually the last you know, it's like
later in the month, but it's just by a few days.
But yeah, get ready for it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You could find a link to that at the top
of my Twitter account. I'm Kenny Webster obviously, but you
got your own Twitter account. Yeah, dangs hi. Spend more
time with that Twitter account than I do with most
of my friends and family members.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Speaking of I do like to tell did you chat
with your mom yesterday on Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I did you know? She was in a good mood.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
She was on her way to go out with the girls,
and I like talking to my mom on the phone.
You know, she's always got funny stories. But it wasn't
a long conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, she said she didn't have time to chatted with
her a bit myself.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You were on the phone with my mom yesterday, just briefly.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
She's a busy woman, she is. She said she didn't
have time to chat with you because she had something
better to I mean, not better, but something that she
had already scheduled.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
My mom is a social butterfly.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's out and about with her friends, and she's busy,
like a little hummingbird.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Just you know, I'm glad she's having fun. You know.
Ever since Dad passed away back in twenty seventeen, it
can be true.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's funny when when the mom, you know, the wife
of a couple of you know, elderly people, when the
wife passes away, usually the husband kind of just lingers
and languish. And when the husband, more often than not,
the wife kind of like parties. Not that they're you know,
(07:10):
glad he's gone, but for some reason it's like they've
been held back by a man all this time and
now they can just go as they please.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Do ERRY think about that with like how women will
live longer and so that probably is something longevity of
their life because I think about that sometimes when I'm dating,
I date I try to date, you know, younger women,
you know, and I always think about that after we
go out and have a nice time. I always think,
if we fall in love, spend the rest of our
life together, I'm gonna die and you're going to be
alone for twenty years. And when I think about that,
(07:39):
it makes me feel a little better about the fact
that I'm probably gonna ghost them.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I don't feel as guilty after that.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know That's good? Yeah, feels better now, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Welton and Johnson's show side effects include better mood, increased attractiveness,
elevated IQ, and possibly.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Death and winner.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I had a three eleven concert this weekend, A free way, No,
that would have been way more entertaining.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was at three eleven this weekend and I saw
a tiny woman consume more mushrooms than I'd ever seen
anybody eat in my life.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, she better be careful with that. You didn die
from eating mushrooms. I'd grow out in the yard. But
you can't just run, pick them up and eat them.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She was a cute little thing. She was a petite woman.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Let's talk about drugs.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I was talking about psychedelic mushrooms. She ate a
big like just a bag of them. I watched her
do it, and then why didn't you stop her? Because
it's her life. I'm not you know, did anybody else
around you have any mushroom? There may or may not
have been other people that did this in the vicinity, yes,
And I just I'm you know, I'm an observer. I
got you, all right, I'm gonna so I watched her
as she consumed these things. It didn't take very long
(08:46):
for them to kick in. By the time the band
came on, she was bouncing off the walls and bumping
into people. There was a large Hispanic woman next to her,
maybe four or five times or size, and she kept
getting in the woman's face and like making weird faces
at her. Oh boy, And finally the Hispanic woman just
pushed her really hard. She bounced back, hit the ground,
jump back up into the air like nothing happens, kind
(09:07):
a springy. I've never seen anything like it before. And
I was like, how do you how are you alive
right now? And she looked at me and she goes,
I'm an alien. Nice, I know, it's what I said.
I was like, that's amazing. You got to take that home.
That's going to be crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Now, I went home alone and it was no, it's okay,
and I had a fun time.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
There's always Milton, that's true. He's there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I do love loyal pup. He really is. It's amazing
you get home, your dog's always happy to see you.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He didn't know how to work the doorknob, so he
didn't have much choice but to be loyal and be
there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He is a good boy though.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You know, every man should have a good dog, especially
if you're a single guy. Not only does he keep
you company, but he's like a magnet for babes, you know. Anyway,
it's not about me and my dog that helps me
out with my social life today. It's about this male
man man wins girls high school track event.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
A male man, A man yea. And not a guy
that delivers the stuff from the post office. No, just
a regular dude. They're photos of this billye And you're
not gonna believe this. This guy right here, that's a heterosexual.
I mean, I don't know if he's heterosexual. It's a
biological man. Oh, the one with all the big ripped muscles. Yeah,
the very muscly guy being ahead of all the soft
(10:22):
Dowey girls behind him. That's exactly I would have never known.
Been amazing, Like, why are people sick of this? Aren't
you fed up? Haven't you had enough yet?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
This is just liberals, we found a way to be
misogynistic Maine.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh well yeah, I mean they're fighting the good fight
against old, hateful Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You know how every city has a neighborhood where the
gays used to migrate to. Maybe they don't anymore because
now gays can live anywhere, and they have a neighborhood
where the lesbians would go, Like in Chicago, there's Boys
Town and there's Andersonville. Do you think at some point
Maine will be the state where all the trainees will
move to.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Let's hope. So, I mean, if they if they got
to have them somewhere, that'd be a good spot for him.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Maine home to lobster fishermen and training use lobster men.
I guess they're called they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Fishermen, like maybe lobster trainy lobster. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Maybe the trainees could become the lobster industry, like the
way the Vietnamese moved to the South and took over
the crawfish industry.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
In the future, you won't be able to you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Won't be able to buy lobster unless it's from Lady
Boys Lobster Company. Yeah, now, and now, I just like that.
I'd never want to eat lobster again.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Didn't you tell us once? And I think I read
this somewhere else separately, that lobster back a long time
ago was like throwaway stuff. They just you know, gave
it to you know, prisoners or the poor or whoever.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, it wasn't something exotic that wealthy people. You know
why that is?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
They probably hadn't figured out that it's good if you
dip it in butter, which Bregs Beg's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Lobster good or is it just you like anything dipped
in butter?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But I do like butter.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You ever notice you like steak? Right?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I like steak right before you serve yourself a piece
of steak, you ever put a big piece of butter
on top of it?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
If it didn't come with butter, then yeah, you know
what I mean, make my own I use butter. Yeah,
they got a Mechican restaurant here. They bring got this
big like an Ashtec altar of meats if you order
the right thing. And it's just a big, huge thing
sitting above a fire, and it's got the thea heat
of meats, and it's got the little quail, it's got sausages,
(12:28):
it's got shrimp, got bacon wrap shrimp, it's got all
kinds stuff. And they're bringing out these these big things
of the liquid butter. And I mean it's for the
shrimp or the lobster or whatever. But let's face it,
you're putting chicken, sausage, steak. Everything goes in that butter
man case.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Why not it's.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Better with butter.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Everything about how shrimp with bacon is the best shrimp,
So why would you serve it without bacon?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
People do. It's okay, but we have to save most
of the bacon rap shrimp for the politicians.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well have we learned nothing from Congress?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
On the best day of your life, you get to
eat like a congressman. You know, that's just a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The politicians in DC, they get bacon wrap shrimp for free,
and it's unlimited. It's like every day bacon wrap shrimp buffet.
And you can go back as many times as you want.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, well I will as a matter if you get
elected to something. I hope I don't actually, but I
will eat the bacon rap shrimp. Okay, is this a
conspiracy theory or not? Emmanuel Macron's cocaine post. People think
Emmanuel Macron may be a cocaine user, and it's not
hard to imagine that that's true. On the way back
(13:42):
from Kiev, journalists unexpectedly entered the leader's cabin. German advisor
merce hit a spoon used for cocaine, They claim, while
French President Emmanuel Macron concealed a bag of coke.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I have a video of this on the screen here,
but my the TV in the studio is.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Not working right now. Yeah, that don't work here? Can
you see it right here? He's got a baggy, he
hides it. Huh what is he hiding? Is it possible
it's a baggy a cocaine or is it possible it
was a tissue. And if it is a tissue, it
could still be evidence of the fact that he was
doing cocaine.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It could have been holding up white flag. He's fringe
after all, and they love to surrender, you know. Keep
that handy bill. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It looks very it does look like a cocaine spoon.
It's not a normal spoon. Have you ever seen the
kind of spoon people used for drugs? Okay, well they
sell them in pipe shops and bong shops and stuff,
so I won't pretend I've never seen it. They're tiny,
little they're tiny little spoons you couldn't use for anything else.
There's no way you're gonna eat jello with this thing. Caviar,
(14:48):
damn it. Sorry, that's a valid point. But if it's metal,
no explain.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Uh, you don't eat caviar with a metal utensil. It
transfers the taste of metal and then it ruins the
taste of the caviar.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, so what do you eat?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
A lot of the Asian world they still haven't picked
up a fork. Because you put metal in your mouth,
you can taste it, and if you become aware of that,
then it's so chopsticks. That's the way to go. And
as far as the caviar spoons, mother of pearl, tortoise shell,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What does that mean? It's not metal. Oh I thought
that was like a brand. Do you mean the spoons
made out of a tortoise shell?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Wow? How many animals did you kill to get that meal?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, they don't have to kill the fish. They have
to squeeze the little eggs out of the mama.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh that's cute right now.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Every one of those little fish eggs would have been
a fish if you hadn't eaten it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Billions of fish okay, yeah, yeah, I'd agree with which
is fine with me. Yeah, it's fine with me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It is funny though, that a lot of these abortion
rights activists and people that like that are also vegans,
and they'd probably make that argument about caw are you're
killing babies?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So are you every time you vote? But uh yeah, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I guess my other question for you would be, you
know an awful lot about caviar.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How much are you getting paid to work here?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm sorry, you know I have another job, right, I
own the headshit?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Okay, how much money does that pay?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
A lot?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Donald Trust, don't trust China. China is ass ho.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
You're listening to the Waltman Johnson Radio Network
Actually, actually go ahead, yeah, Karen wrote in at Walton
Jonathon dot com. Actually, according to Turning Point USA, Pope
Leo is a Republican. They said they were able to
check his voting records. Uh, and that he is a
registered Republican. That doesn't mean that he always votes that way.
(00:26):
That that seems to be what he was registered.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, that does goes to show you the people made
an off a big deal out of the fact that
he disagrees with Trump's immigration policies. You can be in
a political party and disagree with one thing.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I mean that, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, sure, it's not out of the scope to do that.
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And the fact that the pope's family is from the
New Orleans area could explain why his brother is so awesome.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I love it. See, I love that too, And that
makes it this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
There was so much good news when we got up,
and now we find out the Popes not the far
our life socialist we believed him to be. You know
that he probably did vote for Trump after all. So
that's cool. That makes me feel good. I just want
everybody to be happy today. We have opinions.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Very news this morning, you said, Kid Rock said in
like Flint.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know, that's what it sounded like. I never
understood the lyrics. We've had opinions. Very I'm actually go ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well it says it's in like Flynn, says Lisa, referring
to Errol Flynn, who was a movie star back a
hundred years ago or something who got acquitted in rate
charges because he was popular actor at the time.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I believe she could be right. I have no idea.
I don't claim to be a huge kid rock fan.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
James says it is referring to Larry Flint, the owner
of Hustler magazine. Well, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know either, Yeah, and I guess I don't care.
But I'm still glad. I'm just glad people are paying attention.
Oh yeah, that's the important thing. Great there, you know.
But while things aren't proving vastly, just just today, things
are better. Not everything is perfect. Do you remember how
good pizza Hut used to be back in the eighties?
Who could forget? Back in the eighties, Pizza Hut was
(02:13):
the number one purchaser of kale in the country. Because
nobody ate kale. It was used as a decoration for
their salad bar.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
They just lined the salad bar so you wouldn't see
you were basically eating in a cattle trough.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's it it was.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
They put it around the side and nobody ate kale
back then. Instead you'd go to Pizza Hut and they
had the big red cups. You remember the big red cups.
Oh yeah, eighties. Pizza Hut was lit, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was cool, good stuff and they had good pizza.
But they also had when they am Italian sandwiches with
all them different to slices, you know, like Martin Ronis
and Solan Mortid and little peppers on it, and oh yeah,
that was some good eating right there.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, Pizza Hutt in as good as it used to be.
In fact, there's a lot of problems Pizza Hut now.
A woman who is going viral on social media for
showing how a pizza Hut in her area was keeping
kitchen supplies, including pizza boxes, stacked in the bathroom. Oh really,
The company responded, saying theyde quickly resolve this issue.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Here's a little of the audience.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I came to order a pizza, but before I getting
the pizza, as all AMusA washer, the toilet is here,
the supplies, the pizza boxes, the thing that you put
the sauce on on editing, Why are there food supplies
in the washroom where the toilet is, where people take
everything eats. This is actually this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
First way, I mean, yeah it is. But also maybe
if you eat your food at Pizza Hut in twenty
twenty five, you should lower your standards.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I hate to think about water is in the air
and flying around and microscopic particles and sometimes maybe larger
than that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I get that everybody doesn't live where I live, but
I've always live in a busy apartment. It's true, right,
but I've always lived in a place where you didn't
have to eat the corporate pizza. You could go to,
you know, Sergio's Pizza or Leo's Pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And so I never ever ever thought to get that.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I mean, I would always recommend locally owned and operated.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, isn't it always better?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's a thing. You know, every commercial they gotta tell
you locally owned and operated, so you're not dealing with
one of the big giant corporations and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You know, you know who doesn't outsource their their production
to China. Mario's Pizzaia and the Little Guy in your town,
and it's probably a better pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
It almost always is. If I'm in a.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Small town somewhere and I want pizza, you know, we're
out on tour or whatever we're doing, and I never
think to get Domino's.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Right, that's Papa's.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That reminds me. We have a comedy We have a
comedy show coming up, three of them. Actually, do you
mind if I indulge for a minute.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
When is it?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
If you live in Jackson, Mississippi, we're gonna be there Thursday,
May twenty second.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
If you live in Mandeville, we're gonna be their Friday,
May third.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
If you live in Metorie, we're gonna be there on Saturday,
May twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But if I don't live there but I wanted to
drive over.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You can definitely cult you can do that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Ohka, I certainly too limited to just people that live
in that town.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No, no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Tickets are available at jessesfunny dot com. It's a show
I'm doing with Jesse Peyton, relationship themed comedy show. Get
advice on your marriage from two divorced guys, Jesse Peyton
and Kenny Webster, We're gonna be It's gonna be a
lot of fun. Jesse is Funny dot com. You'll also
find a link to that if you want to purchase tickets.
Great date night opportunity if you're in Louisiana or Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Coming up at the end of the month. Here, I
guess is that Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
It is the Moraldi weekend. Seems to be a little
early this year because it's the last Monday in the
month and it's usually the last you know, it's like
later in the month, but it's just by a few days.
But yeah, get ready for it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You could find a link to that at the top
of my Twitter account. I'm Kenny Webster obviously, but you
got your own Twitter account. Yeah, dangs hi. Spend more
time with that Twitter account than I do with most
of my friends and family members.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Speaking of I do like to tell did you chat
with your mom yesterday on Mother's Day?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I did you know? She was in a good mood.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
She was on her way to go out with the girls,
and I like talking to my mom on the phone.
You know, she's always got funny stories. But it wasn't
a long conversation.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, she said she didn't have time to chatted with
her a bit myself.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You were on the phone with my mom yesterday, just briefly.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
She's a busy woman, she is. She said she didn't
have time to chat with you because she had something
better to I mean, not better, but something that she
had already scheduled.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
My mom is a social butterfly.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's out and about with her friends, and she's busy,
like a little hummingbird.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Just you know, I'm glad she's having fun. You know.
Ever since Dad passed away back in twenty seventeen, it
can be true.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's funny when when the mom, you know, the wife
of a couple of you know, elderly people, when the
wife passes away, usually the husband kind of just lingers
and languish. And when the husband, more often than not,
the wife kind of like parties. Not that they're you know,
(07:10):
glad he's gone, but for some reason it's like they've
been held back by a man all this time and
now they can just go as they please.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Do ERRY think about that with like how women will
live longer and so that probably is something longevity of
their life because I think about that sometimes when I'm dating,
I date I try to date, you know, younger women,
you know, and I always think about that after we
go out and have a nice time. I always think,
if we fall in love, spend the rest of our
life together, I'm gonna die and you're going to be
alone for twenty years. And when I think about that,
(07:39):
it makes me feel a little better about the fact
that I'm probably gonna ghost them.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I don't feel as guilty after that.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You know That's good? Yeah, feels better now, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Welton and Johnson's show side effects include better mood, increased attractiveness,
elevated IQ, and possibly.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Death and winner.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I had a three eleven concert this weekend, A free way, No,
that would have been way more entertaining.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
No.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was at three eleven this weekend and I saw
a tiny woman consume more mushrooms than I'd ever seen
anybody eat in my life.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, she better be careful with that. You didn die
from eating mushrooms. I'd grow out in the yard. But
you can't just run, pick them up and eat them.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
She was a cute little thing. She was a petite woman.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Let's talk about drugs.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I was talking about psychedelic mushrooms. She ate a
big like just a bag of them. I watched her
do it, and then why didn't you stop her? Because
it's her life. I'm not you know, did anybody else
around you have any mushroom? There may or may not
have been other people that did this in the vicinity, yes,
And I just I'm you know, I'm an observer. I
got you, all right, I'm gonna so I watched her
as she consumed these things. It didn't take very long
(08:46):
for them to kick in. By the time the band
came on, she was bouncing off the walls and bumping
into people. There was a large Hispanic woman next to her,
maybe four or five times or size, and she kept
getting in the woman's face and like making weird faces
at her. Oh boy, And finally the Hispanic woman just
pushed her really hard. She bounced back, hit the ground,
jump back up into the air like nothing happens, kind
(09:07):
a springy. I've never seen anything like it before. And
I was like, how do you how are you alive
right now? And she looked at me and she goes,
I'm an alien. Nice, I know, it's what I said.
I was like, that's amazing. You got to take that home.
That's going to be crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Now, I went home alone and it was no, it's okay,
and I had a fun time.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
There's always Milton, that's true. He's there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I do love loyal pup. He really is. It's amazing
you get home, your dog's always happy to see you.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
He didn't know how to work the doorknob, so he
didn't have much choice but to be loyal and be
there waiting for you.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He is a good boy though.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You know, every man should have a good dog, especially
if you're a single guy. Not only does he keep
you company, but he's like a magnet for babes, you know. Anyway,
it's not about me and my dog that helps me
out with my social life today. It's about this male
man man wins girls high school track event.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
A male man, A man yea. And not a guy
that delivers the stuff from the post office. No, just
a regular dude. They're photos of this billye And you're
not gonna believe this. This guy right here, that's a heterosexual.
I mean, I don't know if he's heterosexual. It's a
biological man. Oh, the one with all the big ripped muscles. Yeah,
the very muscly guy being ahead of all the soft
(10:22):
Dowey girls behind him. That's exactly I would have never known.
Been amazing, Like, why are people sick of this? Aren't
you fed up? Haven't you had enough yet?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
This is just liberals, we found a way to be
misogynistic Maine.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh well yeah, I mean they're fighting the good fight
against old, hateful Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You know how every city has a neighborhood where the
gays used to migrate to. Maybe they don't anymore because
now gays can live anywhere, and they have a neighborhood
where the lesbians would go, Like in Chicago, there's Boys
Town and there's Andersonville. Do you think at some point
Maine will be the state where all the trainees will
move to.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Let's hope. So, I mean, if they if they got
to have them somewhere, that'd be a good spot for him.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Maine home to lobster fishermen and training use lobster men.
I guess they're called they're not.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Fishermen, like maybe lobster trainy lobster. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Maybe the trainees could become the lobster industry, like the
way the Vietnamese moved to the South and took over
the crawfish industry.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
In the future, you won't be able to you.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Won't be able to buy lobster unless it's from Lady
Boys Lobster Company. Yeah, now, and now, I just like that.
I'd never want to eat lobster again.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Didn't you tell us once? And I think I read
this somewhere else separately, that lobster back a long time
ago was like throwaway stuff. They just you know, gave
it to you know, prisoners or the poor or whoever.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, it wasn't something exotic that wealthy people. You know
why that is?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
They probably hadn't figured out that it's good if you
dip it in butter, which Bregs Beg's an interesting question.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Lobster good or is it just you like anything dipped
in butter?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But I do like butter.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You ever notice you like steak? Right?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I like steak right before you serve yourself a piece
of steak, you ever put a big piece of butter
on top of it?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
If it didn't come with butter, then yeah, you know
what I mean, make my own I use butter. Yeah,
they got a Mechican restaurant here. They bring got this
big like an Ashtec altar of meats if you order
the right thing. And it's just a big, huge thing
sitting above a fire, and it's got the thea heat
of meats, and it's got the little quail, it's got sausages,
(12:28):
it's got shrimp, got bacon wrap shrimp, it's got all
kinds stuff. And they're bringing out these these big things
of the liquid butter. And I mean it's for the
shrimp or the lobster or whatever. But let's face it,
you're putting chicken, sausage, steak. Everything goes in that butter
man case.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Why not it's.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Better with butter.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Everything about how shrimp with bacon is the best shrimp,
So why would you serve it without bacon?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
People do. It's okay, but we have to save most
of the bacon rap shrimp for the politicians.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well have we learned nothing from Congress?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
They love it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
On the best day of your life, you get to
eat like a congressman. You know, that's just a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The politicians in DC, they get bacon wrap shrimp for free,
and it's unlimited. It's like every day bacon wrap shrimp buffet.
And you can go back as many times as you want.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, well I will as a matter if you get
elected to something. I hope I don't actually, but I
will eat the bacon rap shrimp. Okay, is this a
conspiracy theory or not? Emmanuel Macron's cocaine post. People think
Emmanuel Macron may be a cocaine user, and it's not
hard to imagine that that's true. On the way back
(13:42):
from Kiev, journalists unexpectedly entered the leader's cabin. German advisor
merce hit a spoon used for cocaine, They claim, while
French President Emmanuel Macron concealed a bag of coke.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I have a video of this on the screen here,
but my the TV in the studio is.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Not working right now. Yeah, that don't work here? Can
you see it right here? He's got a baggy, he
hides it. Huh what is he hiding? Is it possible
it's a baggy a cocaine or is it possible it
was a tissue. And if it is a tissue, it
could still be evidence of the fact that he was
doing cocaine.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
It could have been holding up white flag. He's fringe
after all, and they love to surrender, you know. Keep
that handy bill. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's what they do.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It looks very it does look like a cocaine spoon.
It's not a normal spoon. Have you ever seen the
kind of spoon people used for drugs? Okay, well they
sell them in pipe shops and bong shops and stuff,
so I won't pretend I've never seen it. They're tiny,
little they're tiny little spoons you couldn't use for anything else.
There's no way you're gonna eat jello with this thing. Caviar,
(14:48):
damn it. Sorry, that's a valid point. But if it's metal,
no explain.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Uh, you don't eat caviar with a metal utensil. It
transfers the taste of metal and then it ruins the
taste of the caviar.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, so what do you eat?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
A lot of the Asian world they still haven't picked
up a fork. Because you put metal in your mouth,
you can taste it, and if you become aware of that,
then it's so chopsticks. That's the way to go. And
as far as the caviar spoons, mother of pearl, tortoise shell,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What does that mean? It's not metal. Oh I thought
that was like a brand. Do you mean the spoons
made out of a tortoise shell?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Wow? How many animals did you kill to get that meal?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, they don't have to kill the fish. They have
to squeeze the little eggs out of the mama.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh that's cute right now.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Every one of those little fish eggs would have been
a fish if you hadn't eaten it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Billions of fish okay, yeah, yeah, I'd agree with which
is fine with me. Yeah, it's fine with me.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
It is funny though, that a lot of these abortion
rights activists and people that like that are also vegans,
and they'd probably make that argument about caw are you're
killing babies?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So are you every time you vote? But uh yeah, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I guess my other question for you would be, you
know an awful lot about caviar.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
How much are you getting paid to work here?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm sorry, you know I have another job, right, I
own the headshit?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Okay, how much money does that pay?
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
A lot?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Donald Trust, don't trust China. China is ass ho.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
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