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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There seems to be like a nostalgia or something that
I've noticed young attractive women on social media are now
using this music from like the swamp pop era in
their social media post their Instagram and TikTok reols and stuff,
and they just discovered it recently, like it's new to them.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So yeah, so now it's like the greatest thing until
tomorrow and something else will be Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Probably probably happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And if it's your birthday, you should have become a
famous celebrity and we would have put you on the list.
But happy birthday anyway. Yeah, happy birthday to not you.
A guy from all these Star Wars things, The Last Jedi,
The Rise of Skywalker, dumb All, Gleason, Johnsonwyer played General Hooks.
I don't know who that is, okay, he's forty two. Yeah,
(00:49):
you probably know him if you saw him. Yeah kind
of okay. I know who Raymie Mallick is. He was
Freddie Mercury and the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody. He's forty
four today. Pretty good actor for a whek yeah yeah,
and then some other good stuff too. I think there's
a movie coming out called The Amateur. I read the book,
which was you know, they had to update it because
it was set back in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I think Nixon was president or something.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But anyway, it's still gonna be a good movie, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Isn't a weird how people don't age anymore. This guy's
forty four. He looks like he's twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, Well, he looks like about the same age as you,
and he looks kind of similar to you as oh
thank you, oh really man, And you're younger than him, yeah,
by a couple of years. Malan Ackerman she was missus
Axelrod on Billions. She's forty seven. Jason Biggs is also
forty seven. He's the guy that humped a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Made a lot of money humping a pie and laugh
all you want, he went, He laughed at the bank.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Kim Fields the actress's name who played Little Twoty on
the Facts of Life. She's now fifty six years old.
Tony Hawk skateboarder fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
His son married Kirk Cobain's daughter. Isn't that interesting? Weird?
He used to skateboard to kerk Coba and his music.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, speaking of marriages. Stephen Baldwin of the fame Baldwin
Brothers is fifty nine and he is Justin Bieber's father
in law.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Wow, how about that cool Scotti.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Schwartz, the kid that got his tongue stuck on the
pole in a Christmas story? Sure that not that? Not
a stripper pole, you know, just like a flagpole.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, we remember it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Fifty seven, Emilio Estevez sixty three, Ving Raims sixty six.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know what that is right now?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's Morcella's Wallace.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh fiction. Yeah, that's a good movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don't massage his wife's feet, no, yeah, leave her feet alone.
Peter Exotic Gabriel Byrne seventy five. Now he's fun Billy Squire.
You know the stroke and strock to night stroke.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Everybody, won't you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He's seventy five years old. Steve Winwood is seventy seven
and no longer with us. The late Burt bacharock Yogi
Berra George Carlin's birth dated it cool and Catherine, but
she was born on this day as well. Wow, I
thought she was in the room for a second.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Was amazing. That was so good.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought it was good. It's day in history, well
almost almost. Hang on a second, it's nutty Fudge Day.
Who comes up with this nutty fudge day, ladies and gentlemen.
And also it's it's it's you be the Pope day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You take your you take the word pope plus the
last thing you ate plus the number of letters in
your last name.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So I'd be Pope Egg the ninth, I guess, or
sandwich could be sandwich Pope Sandwich. All right, and now
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Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, Today in History starts off with this today.
In seventeen seventy seven, ice cream is advertised in America
for the first time from a London company. Oooh book,
London ice cream Company probably I know today eighteen seventy four,
Elijah McCoy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That would be Lick which you could lick ice cream?
London ice cream company company?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That is clever? Yeah, Oh my god. Can we go
back at time and tell him that there's a genius today?
In eighteen seventy four, Elijah McCoy gets a patent for
the folding iron board. Who who was one of his
fifty seven patents.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
McCoy, Oh, no, Billy, I think you no better than
to bring up a McCoy in front of me.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Belly had calmed down. It's just the guy the patent
in the ironing board. We're not trying to point out
how this helped create a lot of wealth for his
family that he eventually used to take land away from yours.
It's not something you should be upset about.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know what it did though, Its subjected women to
having to iron clothes, which is almost like being tortured
or put in prison or something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, nobody said it had to be women. McCoy.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, he's going to be a man.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Fact they admitted it for the wife.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But what if hypothetically, women were the ones that wanted
the clothing folded and ironed, and men never really thought
about it before they brought it up, and it was
their thing that they wanted, And what if everything we do.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You want to keep defending these these clowns, these McCoy's,
What is up with you? Are you you secretly taking
their side over me?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Look, I may have met a girl, doesn't it doesn't
bear it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
She's a nice course, she's a young you little blonde,
lovely young like maybe maybe a brunette, maybe both, who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Today and nineteen maybe I'm just making this up Today.
In nineteen oh three, President Roosevelt's trip to San Francisco
is captured on film, and that was a big deal.
No one had ever done that before. By the way,
that was good Roosevelt Teddy right, Yeah, not Franklin. Teddy
way cooler than Franklin. Of a douche. Today. In nineteen
thirty two, kidnapped Lindberg baby was found deb baby dead man, Yeah,
very dead. Yeah, that was upsetting, Yeah, not to plan
(06:09):
paradhood apparently Today in nineteen thirty four, Bill w and
doctor Bob s founded Alcoholics Anonymous, And I always wondered,
if it's all based on science, why has the twelve
step program never changed? You're telling me you never added
a step or omitted a step, or what scientific procedures
have ever been done to prove that this is effective?
(06:30):
Is it science or is it just religion? I mean,
finding God's part of it, right, It's clearly religion, and
that's fine, But don't pretend it's science if it's not science. Today,
in nineteen forty nine, the Berlin Blockade ends. I guess
what I'm saying is I hate the twelve Steps. That's
what it sounds like. I really don't like it. Yeah, Today,
in nineteen forty nine, the Berlin Blockade ends. And today
in nineteen sixty three, Bob Dylan walks out of the
(06:50):
Ed Sullivan Show over a censorship.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Issue at Pope News. This morning, I got a little
more from this day in history. Oh okay, yeah, go ahead, Yeah,
it was forty three years ago. This the year before
the Walton Johnson Show started. In nineteen eighty two, security
stopped a priest named Juan Fernandez Krone right before he
(07:13):
tried to stab Pope John Paul the Second. During the
procession in Portugal, a priest wanted to stab the pope.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He said he thought the pope was a communist. Wow, boy,
good thing. It's not like that anymore. Good thing. They
locked him up today. In nineteen sixty five, Rolling Stones
recorded a song called Sympathy for the Devil. No, I'm
just kidding. It's called Satisfaction. Came out on this day.
Sympathy for the Devil is a good one though. The
(07:42):
song came to Keith while he was sleeping. He said
he dreamt to this song and then he wrote it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean, come on, this is one of the most
important rock and roll songs ever written. Would you agree
that this is a million times more fun than any
Beatles song? Of course? Oh well, dull dude. The Rolling
Stones are so much core than the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I can play a tune on my fingers. It's more
interesting than the Beatles. So damn, that's good man, about that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's amazing. Can you hang on do that again into
the microphone. I want to record that magic. True.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's a little chilli in here, and the fingers is
not snapping and popping like they ought to. I'll get
back to you later.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
There's a news story today about how Johnny Rotten of
the Sex Pistols is trying to convince the Rolling Stones
to break up, and I thought, well, that's interesting, but
just let them on.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Just give it a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, let them do their thing. It's not gonna take
much longer. Much longer? Could they have? Exactly today? In
nineteen seventy eighth, the Commerce Department said hurricanes would no
longer be exclusively named after women. Oh I remember that.
Why was that a big deal? It was important to
who women? Women were mad that the hurricanes? Right, do
you understand there's a point I was trying to make earlier. Women.
(08:50):
Everything we do is for you, this building, the TV sets,
all this entertainment, music, spice on food.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why you think the Rolling Stones put a band together
like good chicks?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's right. They didn't write those songs to impress men.
That was for you, ladies. It's always been for you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And if the man tells you no, we did it
to make money, well what were you gonna do with
that money?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You were gonna get chicks? Spend it on women? Yeah,
buy them presents, take them on vacations, you know, buy
expensive dinners, bottles of wine, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, you ready for the Ted news please. Seth MacFarlane
is now doing a tid animated series.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, so it won't be a movie.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It'll be a series, but it'll still feature the voices
of Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you ever wonder Mark Wahlberg's kind of conservative and
Seth Macfarland's kind of liberal And those two guys are
friends and they get along.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, there's the money keeps rolling. They're both happy.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I bet the two of them don't care at all. No,
they don't care that one of them is a liberal
fruit loop and the other ones are right wing catholic weirdo.
By the way, I'm sure you know which of the
two of them I think is cooler. Isn't it weird?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Though?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
How Seth MacFarlane makes a living doing that.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Seth MacFarland won't really care what you say about him
as long as you agree with him that he is
ridiculously handsome?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh is that what he says?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's what's most important to Seth MacFarlane. But it's kind
of crazy though, how that guy makes a living. He
does voices like what a weird way to make money?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And how do you do?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, how do you even turn it into a living?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean you can entertain your family, you know, Mother's Day,
I guess or something, but that's mat of it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, what a strange weirdo. I wouldn't trust anyone that
does that for a living.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know you're gonna be upset about this. I'll just
tell you this now and you can take it to
the break with you. Taylor Swift has been subpoenaed to
testify in that Blake Lively legal battle.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess and I hate that I know this, but
now it would explain why she unfollowed her on Instagram.
That would do it. Apparently, Taylor Swift's been swept up
into the controversy of Blake Lively was her friend and
there's some guy she did a movie with and she
didn't like how he touched her on set, but she
didn't go to the intimacy class they were supposed to
attend in order to perform those scenes together, and so
(11:05):
she kind of made this guy look bad, even though
he was just trying to play a part in a
movie or whatever. It is kind of weird though, to
be in a film where you have to touch Deadpool's
girlfriend on her privates.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well, bottom line though, doesn't it feel really good to
know that I could give a crap?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? I'm with you, Thank you, Walton N. Johnson. I'm
sure I speak for all of us when I say
they did Jordan Hudson wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Leave my girl alone? Well, Bill Belichick's girl, but yeah,
it Bill's girl. But she didn't win that she was
in the Miss Maine pageant. Not cool, So that means
she won't get to go be Miss America neither.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm mad she's my Miss America. Bill Belichick's twenty four
year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, took third place in the
Miss Maine pageant. Bill was there to support her. It
was also reported over the weekend that she's being denied
access to UNC football and that Bill's family is concerned
he's being taken advantage of.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
About ten minutes after that story and we talked about
it on Friday, there was another story out from the
college the university that said, not true at all. She's
more than welcome to come anytime.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's just faken airs. Yeah. Wait, the media lied about that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I know it might be the first, hopefully the only
time that will happen.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, I don't know much, but I do know these
days dating is tough for seventy three year old millionaires
like Bill Belichick.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
You know, man, are you an older, divorced guy with
loads of cash looking for a woman younger than your
own kids who can want to watch the games in
the hottest new sports bar? Then come to belichicks. Yeah,
that's where it's happening. And every night is young Ladies' night.
Women twenty one to twenty four getting free.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Don't all women get in free? It's a sports bar.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
That's a problem with you young ones.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You're too mouthy.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Sure we can. We're men of a certain age. We
don't know any better one millionaires.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh oh, why I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, have a seat, honey, bellow chicks, She tell me,
what's your major?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That yane sounds good?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Huh she seems she sounds like a lovely young woman.
She's come on, like, why didn't Ringo get canceled for this?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Back in the day everybody's sang a song about underage girls.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was fifteen. You're mean, what was it?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Doctor hook?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, there's got to be a dozen. I can't
think of a waft the top of my head, but
I'm sure grock can or whatever you use.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
But wasn't he a fifty year old man when he
recorded your sixteen? You're beautiful in your mind?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Things were different, times were different. Then. See, I'm not
okay with that bit your mine? He could he could
be meaning that you're my daughter.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, okay, I don't know much, but I do know
I'm excited about Liam Neeson's new musical. Oh god, Hey, yeah,
I know he's doing a musical version of Take It.
You're a big fan of Broadway stuff? Are you gonna
go see this? I guess I just Liam Neeson? No, No,
he's good. Listen, it's good. I've got a clip of it.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Hang on, I don't know who you are. I don't
know what you want. If you let my daughter go,
that'll be the end. Move it, food, don't. I will
look for you. I will find you, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Will kill you. You everybody, but I do have are
a very particular set of skills.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
The skills I have acquire over a long career. Skills
that make me and.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
For people like.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
You, like you, I don't, I don't know what you want.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't if you let my daughter think the end
of it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Foot don't.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You did a great job. I find hard to tell
him that sure either maybe both of you. What's the difference.
M mm hmmm, Well it should be fun mm hmmmm.
I I would imagine anybody, what were you about to do?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, there's a lovely young lady in the Dallas Fort
Worth area that has to thank Paris Hilton for her
new car.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Paris Hilton gave her a car? Or is there like
a catch to this?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's this woman named Bibiana Gonzalez in the Dallas area.
She posted, here's what's hot my car? It caught fire
while it was on the highway in Dallas, Okay. And
so she documented the mishap on TikTok. I want to
know what's hot? Well, you know, of course, Paris Is
you know, oh that's hot all the time, she said.
(15:35):
The only thing that survived the car fire was her
Paris Hilton. I don't know what she called it, a
like a mug or drink thing whatever. So Paris saw
it and she surprised her with a new car and
she delivered it personally. Wasn't that sweet? Just for you know,
(15:56):
because she's a good hearted person. Paris does seem like
a good girl, and she wanted a maybe a little
bit of publicity for her nonprofit would be nice too.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And what was the nonprofit was? Oh, she's got.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
A nonprofit called eleven eleven Media impact. That doesn't at
all tell you what I know, It doesn't tell you
what to do. Well, that's because they can do pretty
much whatever she feels like doing. Shoved out the victims
of the California fires recently and the animals, you know,
because she was doing that. She's doing global outreach and
(16:28):
a passion for doing good.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I do think Paris is hot. There's a rumor that
she's got the herp, but i'd still, you know, you
risk it. Maybe I don't know. I think she's hot,
but I don't love her accent. I don't like the
way West Coast girls talk. You know my favorite accent
by a long shot?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
English?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No England? Oh, I hate UK. I hate the British.
You just love that? No, No, that's a boner destroying accent.
You liked Keeley. I like her to spider accent. I
don't care for the British accent.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
A new study says the Southern accent is fading in
some areas in the South. People migrate to the region
from other parts of the US and around the world.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It can't be man, can't be.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Southern families are not pleased about this.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I don't think I know anyone that has a clear
distinctive Southern What I would consider from watching TV years ago,
the traditional Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I don't think I have an accent, but when I
talk to other people, they say it our sound very country.
They can't figure out where I'm from.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
People in Georgia do have an accent compared to like
people in New York.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think a little bit of.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Be lost, a little bit of that Southern charm, the
sweet tea sitting on the porch, waving at your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I hate to be a racist, but UH can help it. Right,
It sounds like most of the sound bites they got
were black Southern accents, and it's a little not the same.
It's a little different. I don't hate it. I mean,
I you know, I was Reba not available. I know,
come on, just get Rebo on the line. There's something
about that beautiful Southern girl accent. I don't know, it's
a kind of you want to go vacation. And what's
(18:02):
that place in Florida that you like called thirty A.
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, that's not a place, that's a road. Oh, but
I mean it's along an area of the Florida Panhandle.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah. Well, if you had there, you might find beautiful
women with beautiful actions, not unlike.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
And a lot of golf court charts, golf carts. That's
a tough one.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Well, don't take our word for it. Listen to Mary
Ryan Brown explain.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I need you all to remember this Florida, on its
best behavior is still Florida. Here's what your thirty A
vacation destination says about you. Part two Watercolor. You are
a coach's wife from Birmingham, Alabama, and making everybody's schedules
line up for the summer is so crazy. Your three daughters, Lagree,
(18:43):
Lamas and Orange theory. They're so tied up with cheer
jitsu that Memorial Day was the only time you could
make it all work. You own a beautiful home on
Silver Laurel Way that you will be running out to
Suckers from Atlanta for the reminder of the summer. You
will spend the majority of your vacation driving the golf
cart to and from the mini boutique fitness studios along
(19:05):
Highway thirty eight. Your favorite game is to outperform the
instructor and then humbly ask for modifications to make the
workout a little more challenging. Life's not a competition, it's
a tournament, an Olympian litany of error and effort. You've
hired a photographer to capture your sweet little family at
Golden Hour, but oh no, you've just been photoed on
(19:25):
by paddle surfing elaborados.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I like hers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
She's a lot of fun doodles, fun labradoodles, doodles, all
kinds of golden doodles, all the doodles a doodle?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And is it? Why is that dog so popular? Because
it's hypo allergetic?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Unk shed Yeah, you just get so sick of having
air everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What do you think about that, Billy? The dog's hypo allergetic.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Something wrong.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The science is messing up dogs, you think so.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't know radio the way mister mac cooney intended
for it to be heard. Walton and Johnson
There seems to be like a nostalgia or something that
I've noticed young attractive women on social media are now
using this music from like the swamp pop era in
their social media post their Instagram and TikTok reols and stuff,
and they just discovered it recently, like it's new to them.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So yeah, so now it's like the greatest thing until
tomorrow and something else will be Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Probably probably happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And if it's your birthday, you should have become a
famous celebrity and we would have put you on the list.
But happy birthday anyway. Yeah, happy birthday to not you.
A guy from all these Star Wars things, The Last Jedi,
The Rise of Skywalker, dumb All, Gleason, Johnsonwyer played General Hooks.
I don't know who that is, okay, he's forty two. Yeah,
(00:49):
you probably know him if you saw him. Yeah kind
of okay. I know who Raymie Mallick is. He was
Freddie Mercury and the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody. He's forty
four today. Pretty good actor for a whek yeah yeah,
and then some other good stuff too. I think there's
a movie coming out called The Amateur. I read the book,
which was you know, they had to update it because
it was set back in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I think Nixon was president or something.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But anyway, it's still gonna be a good movie, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Isn't a weird how people don't age anymore. This guy's
forty four. He looks like he's twenty four.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, Well, he looks like about the same age as you,
and he looks kind of similar to you as oh
thank you, oh really man, And you're younger than him, yeah,
by a couple of years. Malan Ackerman she was missus
Axelrod on Billions. She's forty seven. Jason Biggs is also
forty seven. He's the guy that humped a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Made a lot of money humping a pie and laugh
all you want, he went, He laughed at the bank.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Kim Fields the actress's name who played Little Twoty on
the Facts of Life. She's now fifty six years old.
Tony Hawk skateboarder fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
His son married Kirk Cobain's daughter. Isn't that interesting? Weird?
He used to skateboard to kerk Coba and his music.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, speaking of marriages. Stephen Baldwin of the fame Baldwin
Brothers is fifty nine and he is Justin Bieber's father
in law.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Wow, how about that cool Scotti.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Schwartz, the kid that got his tongue stuck on the
pole in a Christmas story? Sure that not that? Not
a stripper pole, you know, just like a flagpole.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, we remember it.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Fifty seven, Emilio Estevez sixty three, Ving Raims sixty six.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You know what that is right now?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's Morcella's Wallace.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh fiction. Yeah, that's a good movie. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don't massage his wife's feet, no, yeah, leave her feet alone.
Peter Exotic Gabriel Byrne seventy five. Now he's fun Billy Squire.
You know the stroke and strock to night stroke.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Everybody, won't you.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He's seventy five years old. Steve Winwood is seventy seven
and no longer with us. The late Burt bacharock Yogi
Berra George Carlin's birth dated it cool and Catherine, but
she was born on this day as well. Wow, I
thought she was in the room for a second.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Was amazing. That was so good.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I thought it was good. It's day in history, well
almost almost. Hang on a second, it's nutty Fudge Day.
Who comes up with this nutty fudge day, ladies and gentlemen.
And also it's it's it's you be the Pope day.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You take your you take the word pope plus the
last thing you ate plus the number of letters in
your last name.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
So I'd be Pope Egg the ninth, I guess, or
sandwich could be sandwich Pope Sandwich. All right, and now
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Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, Today in History starts off with this today.
In seventeen seventy seven, ice cream is advertised in America
for the first time from a London company. Oooh book,
London ice cream Company probably I know today eighteen seventy four,
Elijah McCoy.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That would be Lick which you could lick ice cream?
London ice cream company company?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That is clever? Yeah, Oh my god. Can we go
back at time and tell him that there's a genius today?
In eighteen seventy four, Elijah McCoy gets a patent for
the folding iron board. Who who was one of his
fifty seven patents.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
McCoy, Oh, no, Billy, I think you no better than
to bring up a McCoy in front of me.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Belly had calmed down. It's just the guy the patent
in the ironing board. We're not trying to point out
how this helped create a lot of wealth for his
family that he eventually used to take land away from yours.
It's not something you should be upset about.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You know what it did though, Its subjected women to
having to iron clothes, which is almost like being tortured
or put in prison or something.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, nobody said it had to be women. McCoy.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, he's going to be a man.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Fact they admitted it for the wife.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
But what if hypothetically, women were the ones that wanted
the clothing folded and ironed, and men never really thought
about it before they brought it up, and it was
their thing that they wanted, And what if everything we do.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You want to keep defending these these clowns, these McCoy's,
What is up with you? Are you you secretly taking
their side over me?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Look, I may have met a girl, doesn't it doesn't
bear it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
She's a nice course, she's a young you little blonde,
lovely young like maybe maybe a brunette, maybe both, who knows?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Today and nineteen maybe I'm just making this up Today.
In nineteen oh three, President Roosevelt's trip to San Francisco
is captured on film, and that was a big deal.
No one had ever done that before. By the way,
that was good Roosevelt Teddy right, Yeah, not Franklin. Teddy
way cooler than Franklin. Of a douche. Today. In nineteen
thirty two, kidnapped Lindberg baby was found deb baby dead man, Yeah,
very dead. Yeah, that was upsetting, Yeah, not to plan
(06:09):
paradhood apparently Today in nineteen thirty four, Bill w and
doctor Bob s founded Alcoholics Anonymous, And I always wondered,
if it's all based on science, why has the twelve
step program never changed? You're telling me you never added
a step or omitted a step, or what scientific procedures
have ever been done to prove that this is effective?
(06:30):
Is it science or is it just religion? I mean,
finding God's part of it, right, It's clearly religion, and
that's fine, But don't pretend it's science if it's not science. Today,
in nineteen forty nine, the Berlin Blockade ends. I guess
what I'm saying is I hate the twelve Steps. That's
what it sounds like. I really don't like it. Yeah, Today,
in nineteen forty nine, the Berlin Blockade ends. And today
in nineteen sixty three, Bob Dylan walks out of the
(06:50):
Ed Sullivan Show over a censorship.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Issue at Pope News. This morning, I got a little
more from this day in history. Oh okay, yeah, go ahead, Yeah,
it was forty three years ago. This the year before
the Walton Johnson Show started. In nineteen eighty two, security
stopped a priest named Juan Fernandez Krone right before he
(07:13):
tried to stab Pope John Paul the Second. During the
procession in Portugal, a priest wanted to stab the pope.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
He said he thought the pope was a communist. Wow, boy,
good thing. It's not like that anymore. Good thing. They
locked him up today. In nineteen sixty five, Rolling Stones
recorded a song called Sympathy for the Devil. No, I'm
just kidding. It's called Satisfaction. Came out on this day.
Sympathy for the Devil is a good one though. The
(07:42):
song came to Keith while he was sleeping. He said
he dreamt to this song and then he wrote it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean, come on, this is one of the most
important rock and roll songs ever written. Would you agree
that this is a million times more fun than any
Beatles song? Of course? Oh well, dull dude. The Rolling
Stones are so much core than the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I can play a tune on my fingers. It's more
interesting than the Beatles. So damn, that's good man, about that.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's amazing. Can you hang on do that again into
the microphone. I want to record that magic. True.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's a little chilli in here, and the fingers is
not snapping and popping like they ought to. I'll get
back to you later.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
There's a news story today about how Johnny Rotten of
the Sex Pistols is trying to convince the Rolling Stones
to break up, and I thought, well, that's interesting, but
just let them on.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Just give it a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, let them do their thing. It's not gonna take
much longer. Much longer? Could they have? Exactly today? In
nineteen seventy eighth, the Commerce Department said hurricanes would no
longer be exclusively named after women. Oh I remember that.
Why was that a big deal? It was important to
who women? Women were mad that the hurricanes? Right, do
you understand there's a point I was trying to make earlier. Women.
(08:50):
Everything we do is for you, this building, the TV sets,
all this entertainment, music, spice on food.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why you think the Rolling Stones put a band together
like good chicks?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's right. They didn't write those songs to impress men.
That was for you, ladies. It's always been for you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And if the man tells you no, we did it
to make money, well what were you gonna do with
that money?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You were gonna get chicks? Spend it on women? Yeah,
buy them presents, take them on vacations, you know, buy
expensive dinners, bottles of wine, that sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay, you ready for the Ted news please. Seth MacFarlane
is now doing a tid animated series.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Okay, so it won't be a movie.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It'll be a series, but it'll still feature the voices
of Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you ever wonder Mark Wahlberg's kind of conservative and
Seth Macfarland's kind of liberal And those two guys are
friends and they get along.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, there's the money keeps rolling. They're both happy.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I bet the two of them don't care at all. No,
they don't care that one of them is a liberal
fruit loop and the other ones are right wing catholic weirdo.
By the way, I'm sure you know which of the
two of them I think is cooler. Isn't it weird?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Though?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
How Seth MacFarlane makes a living doing that.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Seth MacFarland won't really care what you say about him
as long as you agree with him that he is
ridiculously handsome?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Oh is that what he says?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's what's most important to Seth MacFarlane. But it's kind
of crazy though, how that guy makes a living. He
does voices like what a weird way to make money?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And how do you do?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
How do you?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, how do you even turn it into a living?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I mean you can entertain your family, you know, Mother's Day,
I guess or something, but that's mat of it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, what a strange weirdo. I wouldn't trust anyone that
does that for a living.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know you're gonna be upset about this. I'll just
tell you this now and you can take it to
the break with you. Taylor Swift has been subpoenaed to
testify in that Blake Lively legal battle.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess and I hate that I know this, but
now it would explain why she unfollowed her on Instagram.
That would do it. Apparently, Taylor Swift's been swept up
into the controversy of Blake Lively was her friend and
there's some guy she did a movie with and she
didn't like how he touched her on set, but she
didn't go to the intimacy class they were supposed to
attend in order to perform those scenes together, and so
(11:05):
she kind of made this guy look bad, even though
he was just trying to play a part in a
movie or whatever. It is kind of weird though, to
be in a film where you have to touch Deadpool's
girlfriend on her privates.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well, bottom line though, doesn't it feel really good to
know that I could give a crap?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? I'm with you, Thank you, Walton N. Johnson. I'm
sure I speak for all of us when I say
they did Jordan Hudson wrong.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Leave my girl alone? Well, Bill Belichick's girl, but yeah,
it Bill's girl. But she didn't win that she was
in the Miss Maine pageant. Not cool, So that means
she won't get to go be Miss America neither.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'm mad she's my Miss America. Bill Belichick's twenty four
year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, took third place in the
Miss Maine pageant. Bill was there to support her. It
was also reported over the weekend that she's being denied
access to UNC football and that Bill's family is concerned
he's being taken advantage of.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
About ten minutes after that story and we talked about
it on Friday, there was another story out from the
college the university that said, not true at all. She's
more than welcome to come anytime.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That's just faken airs. Yeah. Wait, the media lied about that.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I know it might be the first, hopefully the only
time that will happen.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, I don't know much, but I do know these
days dating is tough for seventy three year old millionaires
like Bill Belichick.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
You know, man, are you an older, divorced guy with
loads of cash looking for a woman younger than your
own kids who can want to watch the games in
the hottest new sports bar? Then come to belichicks. Yeah,
that's where it's happening. And every night is young Ladies' night.
Women twenty one to twenty four getting free.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That's dumb.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Don't all women get in free? It's a sports bar.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
That's a problem with you young ones.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You're too mouthy.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Sure we can. We're men of a certain age. We
don't know any better one millionaires.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh oh, why I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah, have a seat, honey, bellow chicks, She tell me,
what's your major?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That yane sounds good?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Huh she seems she sounds like a lovely young woman.
She's come on, like, why didn't Ringo get canceled for this?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Back in the day everybody's sang a song about underage girls.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He was fifteen. You're mean, what was it?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Doctor hook?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
How?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, there's got to be a dozen. I can't
think of a waft the top of my head, but
I'm sure grock can or whatever you use.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
But wasn't he a fifty year old man when he
recorded your sixteen? You're beautiful in your mind?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Things were different, times were different. Then. See, I'm not
okay with that bit your mine? He could he could
be meaning that you're my daughter.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
No, okay, I don't know much, but I do know
I'm excited about Liam Neeson's new musical. Oh god, Hey, yeah,
I know he's doing a musical version of Take It.
You're a big fan of Broadway stuff? Are you gonna
go see this? I guess I just Liam Neeson? No, No,
he's good. Listen, it's good. I've got a clip of it.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Hang on, I don't know who you are. I don't
know what you want. If you let my daughter go,
that'll be the end. Move it, food, don't. I will
look for you. I will find you, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Will kill you. You everybody, but I do have are
a very particular set of skills.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
The skills I have acquire over a long career. Skills
that make me and.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
For people like.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
You, like you, I don't, I don't know what you want.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't if you let my daughter think the end
of it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Foot don't.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You did a great job. I find hard to tell
him that sure either maybe both of you. What's the difference.
M mm hmmm, Well it should be fun mm hmmmm.
I I would imagine anybody, what were you about to do?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, there's a lovely young lady in the Dallas Fort
Worth area that has to thank Paris Hilton for her
new car.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Paris Hilton gave her a car? Or is there like
a catch to this?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
It's this woman named Bibiana Gonzalez in the Dallas area.
She posted, here's what's hot my car? It caught fire
while it was on the highway in Dallas, Okay. And
so she documented the mishap on TikTok. I want to
know what's hot? Well, you know, of course, Paris Is
you know, oh that's hot all the time, she said.
(15:35):
The only thing that survived the car fire was her
Paris Hilton. I don't know what she called it, a
like a mug or drink thing whatever. So Paris saw
it and she surprised her with a new car and
she delivered it personally. Wasn't that sweet? Just for you know,
(15:56):
because she's a good hearted person. Paris does seem like
a good girl, and she wanted a maybe a little
bit of publicity for her nonprofit would be nice too.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And what was the nonprofit was? Oh, she's got.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
A nonprofit called eleven eleven Media impact. That doesn't at
all tell you what I know, It doesn't tell you
what to do. Well, that's because they can do pretty
much whatever she feels like doing. Shoved out the victims
of the California fires recently and the animals, you know,
because she was doing that. She's doing global outreach and
(16:28):
a passion for doing good.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I do think Paris is hot. There's a rumor that
she's got the herp, but i'd still, you know, you
risk it. Maybe I don't know. I think she's hot,
but I don't love her accent. I don't like the
way West Coast girls talk. You know my favorite accent
by a long shot?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
English?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No England? Oh, I hate UK. I hate the British.
You just love that? No, No, that's a boner destroying accent.
You liked Keeley. I like her to spider accent. I
don't care for the British accent.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
A new study says the Southern accent is fading in
some areas in the South. People migrate to the region
from other parts of the US and around the world.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It can't be man, can't be.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Southern families are not pleased about this.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I don't think I know anyone that has a clear
distinctive Southern What I would consider from watching TV years ago,
the traditional Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I don't think I have an accent, but when I
talk to other people, they say it our sound very country.
They can't figure out where I'm from.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
People in Georgia do have an accent compared to like
people in New York.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think a little bit of.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Be lost, a little bit of that Southern charm, the
sweet tea sitting on the porch, waving at your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I hate to be a racist, but UH can help it. Right,
It sounds like most of the sound bites they got
were black Southern accents, and it's a little not the same.
It's a little different. I don't hate it. I mean,
I you know, I was Reba not available. I know,
come on, just get Rebo on the line. There's something
about that beautiful Southern girl accent. I don't know, it's
a kind of you want to go vacation. And what's
(18:02):
that place in Florida that you like called thirty A.
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, that's not a place, that's a road. Oh, but
I mean it's along an area of the Florida Panhandle.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah. Well, if you had there, you might find beautiful
women with beautiful actions, not unlike.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
And a lot of golf court charts, golf carts. That's
a tough one.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Well, don't take our word for it. Listen to Mary
Ryan Brown explain.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I need you all to remember this Florida, on its
best behavior is still Florida. Here's what your thirty A
vacation destination says about you. Part two Watercolor. You are
a coach's wife from Birmingham, Alabama, and making everybody's schedules
line up for the summer is so crazy. Your three daughters, Lagree,
(18:43):
Lamas and Orange theory. They're so tied up with cheer
jitsu that Memorial Day was the only time you could
make it all work. You own a beautiful home on
Silver Laurel Way that you will be running out to
Suckers from Atlanta for the reminder of the summer. You
will spend the majority of your vacation driving the golf
cart to and from the mini boutique fitness studios along
(19:05):
Highway thirty eight. Your favorite game is to outperform the
instructor and then humbly ask for modifications to make the
workout a little more challenging. Life's not a competition, it's
a tournament, an Olympian litany of error and effort. You've
hired a photographer to capture your sweet little family at
Golden Hour, but oh no, you've just been photoed on
(19:25):
by paddle surfing elaborados.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I like hers.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
She's a lot of fun doodles, fun labradoodles, doodles, all
kinds of golden doodles, all the doodles a doodle?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
And is it? Why is that dog so popular? Because
it's hypo allergetic?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Unk shed Yeah, you just get so sick of having
air everywhere.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
What do you think about that, Billy? The dog's hypo allergetic.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's not right.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Something wrong.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The science is messing up dogs, you think so.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I don't know radio the way mister mac cooney intended
for it to be heard. Walton and Johnson
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