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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can this guy sound like he's seventy years old? Yeah,
(00:04):
but he looks like he's seventeen. Right, look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, he does look good and it sounds like he'd
be his grandfather.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, exactly. That's the music of Thomas Mack. That's new.
We're trying to play more new music on the show.
We figured I'll probably go to going with t Mac.
You know that is core like much much a trend
like black smoke, It just punches it clips right, all.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Right, smoke? You still black smoke after the Pope got
you know, picked, because what happened to white smoke?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Bro, I'm always gonna be the Pope's white smoke. I'm
black smoke. I'm black smoke. That's just how we do. Hey,
we've been looking at videos here if some of the
different ways people celebrate Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it is a wide varied sport, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you look at the Walton Johnson Instagram, you can
count you could see some of what we're about to describe.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, you'll take a look at Instagram or if you're
on it, Uh, yeah, because can you put some pretty
crazy crap up there, that's for sure. Let's start out
with this.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We take you to bit Shepville, South Carolina, where the
locals are buzzing over a viral Mother's Day budget brawl.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
They'll never forget a budget brawl. A budget brawl. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, several arrests were
made in an ugly incident when a bunch of members
of the community were arguing out in front of the
dollar Store and a car, a car rammed the store,
like drove into the front of the store while a
woman was standing on the front of the car.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Dollar General or Dollar Tree or which one of the
dollar stores? Or we got a lot ye know, peak
from it says it's Dollar Tree.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, okay, a car and the Mother's Day bral ends
with a car inside of the Dollar Tree. You can
actually see this happen. We can't play the audio for
you because it's too much profanity.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But was it a man or a woman that got
hit by the car wearing that red sweater? It looked
like both there was a man and a woman. Well
I just say it look like what I thought was
a man in a red sweater. He got hit by
the car first, like right in the legs, and he
flies up onto the hood. That probably lucky for him,
because then the car slammed into the front wall and
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through the wall, did some damnes of the store. That
guy's on the hood while the car hits the store,
and then he just rolls off of it and just
hops away right like Superman or maybe an alien or something.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was pretty wild to look at it. If that guy
hasn't had right to church, he has missed the lesson
here today.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We also have a Criminal's Stupid Report separate from that,
also on Mother's Day Sunday. No video that I'm aware of,
but I'd like to take you if we might, oh yeah,
to Gulfport, Mississippi. I go there. You've been in that
whole Gulf Port Biloxi area time or two. You spent
a lot of time in that area. Yes, the criminals
(02:44):
is Stupid report brought to you by my Pillow. You'd
have to be stupid not to take advantage of the
deals at my pillow dot com. I feel like I
dropped the ball here. Sorry, not one to criticize. It's
okay because and I think you'll notice when the stupid
(03:04):
part comes up in her story.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And remember promo coud WJ when you shop at my
pillow dot com, definitely do that thirty four year old
woman in the gulf Port there, her name is I
want to get this right, yes, jazz Yina Jesse, Jazenia
fay Easel decided to go down to this Dollar General
nice dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Is she irish your Chinese? Hard to say? Hard to say,
although I do have a mugshot over if you want
to see it later. No, I would never. I don't
need to judge. No, just noticing. What's that little acrobat
looking girl's name from Simon Bias. Yeah, she looked kind
of like her, like maybe she's her younger sister, like
the Chinese version of Simon Bias. Maybe that's it. Yeah, anyway,
so she is thirty four and she's in golf Port
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there and she decided to go rob the Dollar General
about nine thirty Mother's Day night. I wouldn't recommend it,
but okay. She enters the store with a firearm, make
sure the employee knows that she has a firearm, and
demanded money. So she got some money and then all
the way out of the store, one of the employees
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decided to fight her. I mean this guy or a
girl whoever it is probably looking for a raise now
he really cares about his job. Yeah, got into a
fight with Yazinia even though she had a gun, and
they fall a little bit, and then she ended up
leaving the scene with the money. Officers come to the
store and they're investigating when who should return? But Yesenia,
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really she came back to this scene. Boy returned to
the scene with police officers obviously there conducting an investigation
and ask if anybody had seen her cell phone that
she dropped during the struggle and the robbery. Wow, that
is a really dumb thing to do. Well the criminals
is stupid. Did she immediately get arrested? Well, yeah, she
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got arrested and taken over to the Harrison County Adult
Tention Center and is being held on AE hundred thousand
dollars bond. Last week checked. I don't know. She doesn't
look like the kind of gal who's got a lot
of friends who'd come down and throw bail for her.
I wouldn't, no, no, bless her heart. Though it sounds
look a little bit like, you know, the gymnast. Yeah,
I could see it. She does look a little bit
(05:18):
like some own bows, you know. They're investing over a
billion dollars in developments near the upcoming BUCkies in that
uh Harrison County over there. Oh, they're very excited the
Yukies BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The early stages of the Buckies' construction in that area
proved to be a major headache for drivers, But the
payoff is around the corner as development nears its end,
and now a bunch of other developments are popping up
in the area.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Very exciting. I got to tell you that'll happen. Monkeys
will draw traffic and then other businesses want to take advantage.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Meanwhile, in Memphis, polease say a fight broke out at
the j Alexander's on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Y'all ever eat there? It's a fancy restaurant. I don't reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Police said they responded to an assault call at the
Wolf Chase restaurant six thirty pm. A witness said she
was sitting at a table when a male suspect her
daughter's ex boyfriend, walked up to her holding a black
handgun and told her to get back, which led to
a fight, a melee, if you will. Police did not
spence high how many people were involved in the fight,
but not a fracas. No, no, it could have been
(06:16):
not a rhue barb. Another witness told officers he was
trying to break up the fight when the man pointed
a gun at his stomach before leaving the scene.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wait, George Floyd. Uh he only does that with pregnant women.
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A third witness told police she also attempted to stop
the fight when a female suspect involved punched her in
the face and then left, driving away in a purple
Lexus SUV.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Purple, they're acting like that at this nice restaurant. Yeah,
police said.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Everyone involved refused medical attention, and good lord, I really
wish they would have accepted the medical attention.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You think maybe we ought to just start arresting everybody
that picks out a purple car on purpose. You know,
if you're rented one, I guess that'd be different. But
if you actually wanted a purple car, you just look
like you're probably gonna be trouble. That's an odd thing
to do. I think something we got to look into
right there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Meanwhile, in Waco, Texas, man was caught kissing a girl
at Bellemeade, Texas walmart is now facing sexual assault and
child porn charges.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What a man can't kiss a girl anymore without people
losing her mind with it because he's not trained. Is
that the deal?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, it's a little weird here because he's nineteen and
she's fifteen. But there's a little more to the story
than that. Oh that's a real girl, not just female.
An accused thief is facing a slut charges after a
Walmart lost prevention officer spotted him making out with a
girl and alerted police, who later showed up at the store,
arrested the man and filed child pornography.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Videos in the girl's phone. Jonathan Isaac Zamudio, age nineteen,
is charged with sexual assault of a child, sexual performance
by a child, obscene child porn material, promotion, and possession
of child pornography, and tampering with physical evidence. But ain't
that alright if you're a child? Well he's nineteen, Yeah,
but but she ain't. She's fifteen, and she don't one
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had the poem on them or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, it sounds like he's in trouble because apparently he
had something to do with producing the content on her phone.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Is he on camera? Uh? Yeah, that was his mistake.
That's what child porn is Yeah, I mean if she
on camera, that's one thing, you know, because she a child?
Can children have child porn? And it's just like if
an adult has adult porn, it is all good. It's
a complicated question. That's tricky.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It depends what state you're in, and I hope not.
In some states, an underage kid can be charged with
possession of child pornography and it files them into their adulthood.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What if they owe the child and if I mean,
if it's what I'm saying, somebody else's child, yeah, I
can see that will be bad. But if if the
child is the child in the pornography and only that
child have that, you know, then who's a who's the
victim here? Mister O.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's exactly what I'm talking about. In some states, if
the kid has pictures of him or herself naked on
her own phone, she can be charged with possess or
with possession of child pornography, which follows them into their adulthood.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So what if Billy ed took a picture of himself
naked and people looked at it and said it looks
like a child's pnis? Oh no, I think that's a
crime too. I've got to hang over it. Who knows
what that means drunk? No, it means I was drunk yesterday.
Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Staff members had discussed the possibility of using a wheelchair
with him if he was re elected, But first get
him elected and then PLoP him down in the chair.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The book is called Original Sin, President Biden's Decline, its
cover up in his disastrous choice to run again. It's
by CNN's Jake Tapper, the hero of discovering the scandal because.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Nobody knew, including Jake, right up until that moment. Joe.
What a shock.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Jake Tapper actually silenced and censored people on his own
show for four years for discussing something was wrong with Joe,
right up until a few months before the election, when
it was all he we could talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Then everybody was okay to notice.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, Joe Biden's physical deterioration was so severe in twenty
twenty three and twenty twenty four that advisors privately discussed
the possibility he'd need to use a wheelchair if he
was re elected. This according to CNN's Jake Tapper.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, who's going to buy that book? Who would even care?
I don't I can't imagine somebody would. They're hard earned money.
But sometimes there are people out there who will buy masks,
numbers of books, you know, like the really just to
have it, yeah, just not to have it, but to
say that they sold so many, you know, millions of
copies of books or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
A new book coming out says Joe Biden was physically
and mentally deteriorating. Read all about it today in this
new book called The Sky Is Blue. Right, you can't
believe it?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But who didn't know this?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Wan?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm want to run something past you guys, because y'all
are bigger sports fans than I am. Obviously, sure me,
I'm a huge one. Yeah. Are you familiar with Lance
mccullors of the Houston Astros. Oh? Yeah, everyone knows Lance.
But why don't you tell him about him? Anyway? For
those that don't know, I will tell you this. Over
the weekend, he had a terrible game. He started the
game and gave up seven runs with one out in
(11:18):
the first inning of the game. He had only thrown
thirty six pitches and they pulled him after one third
of one inning. Well that's really bad, and they were
already up seven to nothing. Well that's the problem. After
that game, somebody, I guess they're a fan, threatened to
(11:40):
murder his children. His children, What do they do wrong,
he's the one that sucks. Yeah, well maybe they probably
threatened to kill him too, but they specifically they're gonna
find and murder his children, And mccullor says, I understand
there's some passionate fans out there, but that's just that's
a little much. Yeah, you should never mess with the
(12:01):
guy's children.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what
you want. If you let my daughter go, that'll be
the m move it. If you don't, I will look
for you. I will find you, and I will kill you.
But I, too, have are a very particular set of skills.
(12:25):
Its skills I have acquired over a long career, skills
that make me.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Man for people like you. Is that what he said
to them when they threatened his kids? Bait it is?
That's what I would have done.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The police have been contacted and they are investigating. Nobody
brought into custody as of yesterday, but they didn't care
for it. That's a little bit over the top. I
gotta agree. Probably ought not to you'll threaten to kill
people over a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'm gonna guess to degenerate gambler would be my guest
most likely. I couldn't imagine caring that much about anything.
I couldn't imagine comparing that much about a war or
a rob a crime, actual violence. I'm almost jealous that
someone has that kind of passion.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have anything. Yeah, a little much. I don't
have the faculty to care. I just i'd love to care.
I don't now at Lance probably will have a better
outing next time around. He's in the rotation and he's
supposed to start Thursday when they take on the Texas Rangers.
It's gonna be one name, you know, all Texas with
(13:34):
a series. Glad you brought up the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Did you know that Dallas Fort Worth, homed over eight
million people, is sinking?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
North Texas residents are among roughly thirty four million Americans
whose cities are sinking into the earth, According to.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
A new report published in the journal Nature Cities. How
many cities are sinking thirty four million? It doesn't it's
a lot, a lot, honestly. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
The study found that all twenty eight of the US's
most populous cities are sinking, posing worsening flooding risks and
damaging to urban infrastructure.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If it's the top twenty eight cities in this country,
then wouldn't that include Houston? Yeah? Well, okay, then why
are we focusing strictly on the.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Metropolitic Because I'm reading this in the NBCDFW website here,
that's how I got the information. The study found at all,
In all twenty eight cities examine, in each of the
population of more than six hundred thousand people, at least
twenty percent of the area was sinking.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So it's just too many heavy people, too many people,
and they're too fat, and they're calls in the cities
to sink. Spread out, everybody, spread out. There's room out there.
Don't don't come out to where my place is in
the country. There's no room for you there. But other
places sure.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sure not Crimes County though, that's full. How about clutes? Yeah,
clute might work. My parents wouldn't appreciate. The largest city
in the United States is New York City. It's a
coastal city, is it thinking two point five millimeters?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, Los Angeles and other coastal cities sank one millimeter
inland city Chicago. I don't know why it thinks that
Chicago's not inland, it's on the water. What are they
talking about? This report's stupid. It just a lake, No
a notion, but still it's basically if that lake was
in Europe, it would be called Michigan Sea or the
Sea of Michigan. There you go, that's too big to
be a lake. It's only called a lake because it's
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in North America. If it was anywhere on earth, else
on Earth, they'd be called a sea, right, Well not
ponch train actually real big punch train's.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
A biggie too. Yeah, that's a big and yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
According to the study, Houston is the fastest sinking city
in the nation, with more than forty percent of its
area subsiding more than five millimeters per year and twelve
percent sinking at twice the rate. Five millimeters is about
two tenths of an inch. Apparently building a city on
top of a swamp was a bad idea. Why didn't
anyone warn us so about this much?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Every year? But you know what that means? In about
four years, it's gonna have someun that much.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Wow, yeah, well look this woman I used to date
told me that's actually a lot right there.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh well she probably felt sorry for you, she did.
How'd you know that? Yeah? Have you met her? We?
You know, girls talk.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The methodology for studying this thing is a little complicated,
you might even say it's a little it's what they
describe as in the science world.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
They put it under the category of pseudo. But still,
this is like that science whether they always tell us
how far the other planets are from here, you know,
and that, oh there's a whole solar system and planets
out there you can't even see with a telescope. Well,
how did you find it? We just know that it's
there because we saw some other things that show us
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a sign that it's something there. Yeah, you're not gonna
prove them wrong, are you. Can you go out there
and say, no, it's not seventy million light years, it's
only forty million light years away. No, And you're not
gonna tell them it's it's not thinking a quarter of
an inch, it's thinking an eighth of an inch. No,
you don't know. It might it might rise back up.
(16:57):
What happens if it starts rising back up. That's an
interesting probably bad too. Yeah, well I'm tighten up all
the electric lines and stuff. Wait, billyd are you thinking
what I'm thinking? I doubt it. Do you think that
would cause the pulse? The pulse? No, probably not. I
don't know either, But I do know this.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
There's one guy that we could call on for help,
one guy we can always depend on, Jewish Elvis. I
(17:51):
was waiting more to flight recently, and I noticed that
the pilot was a female, which I thought was cool.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I've never seen a woman fly a plane. I mean,
I didn't actually see year fly on the plane, because honestly,
I caught a different flight. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show.
Can this guy sound like he's seventy years old? Yeah,
(00:04):
but he looks like he's seventeen. Right, look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, he does look good and it sounds like he'd
be his grandfather.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, exactly. That's the music of Thomas Mack. That's new.
We're trying to play more new music on the show.
We figured I'll probably go to going with t Mac.
You know that is core like much much a trend
like black smoke, It just punches it clips right, all.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Right, smoke? You still black smoke after the Pope got
you know, picked, because what happened to white smoke?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Bro, I'm always gonna be the Pope's white smoke. I'm
black smoke. I'm black smoke. That's just how we do. Hey,
we've been looking at videos here if some of the
different ways people celebrate Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it is a wide varied sport, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
If you look at the Walton Johnson Instagram, you can
count you could see some of what we're about to describe.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, you'll take a look at Instagram or if you're
on it, Uh, yeah, because can you put some pretty
crazy crap up there, that's for sure. Let's start out
with this.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We take you to bit Shepville, South Carolina, where the
locals are buzzing over a viral Mother's Day budget brawl.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
They'll never forget a budget brawl. A budget brawl. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, several arrests were
made in an ugly incident when a bunch of members
of the community were arguing out in front of the
dollar Store and a car, a car rammed the store,
like drove into the front of the store while a
woman was standing on the front of the car.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Dollar General or Dollar Tree or which one of the
dollar stores? Or we got a lot ye know, peak
from it says it's Dollar Tree.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, okay, a car and the Mother's Day bral ends
with a car inside of the Dollar Tree. You can
actually see this happen. We can't play the audio for
you because it's too much profanity.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But was it a man or a woman that got
hit by the car wearing that red sweater? It looked
like both there was a man and a woman. Well
I just say it look like what I thought was
a man in a red sweater. He got hit by
the car first, like right in the legs, and he
flies up onto the hood. That probably lucky for him,
because then the car slammed into the front wall and
(02:05):
through the wall, did some damnes of the store. That
guy's on the hood while the car hits the store,
and then he just rolls off of it and just
hops away right like Superman or maybe an alien or something.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was pretty wild to look at it. If that guy
hasn't had right to church, he has missed the lesson
here today.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We also have a Criminal's Stupid Report separate from that,
also on Mother's Day Sunday. No video that I'm aware of,
but I'd like to take you if we might, oh yeah,
to Gulfport, Mississippi. I go there. You've been in that
whole Gulf Port Biloxi area time or two. You spent
a lot of time in that area. Yes, the criminals
(02:44):
is Stupid report brought to you by my Pillow. You'd
have to be stupid not to take advantage of the
deals at my pillow dot com. I feel like I
dropped the ball here. Sorry, not one to criticize. It's
okay because and I think you'll notice when the stupid
(03:04):
part comes up in her story.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
And remember promo coud WJ when you shop at my
pillow dot com, definitely do that thirty four year old
woman in the gulf Port there, her name is I
want to get this right, yes, jazz Yina Jesse, Jazenia
fay Easel decided to go down to this Dollar General
nice dollar tree.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Is she irish your Chinese? Hard to say? Hard to say,
although I do have a mugshot over if you want
to see it later. No, I would never. I don't
need to judge. No, just noticing. What's that little acrobat
looking girl's name from Simon Bias. Yeah, she looked kind
of like her, like maybe she's her younger sister, like
the Chinese version of Simon Bias. Maybe that's it. Yeah, anyway,
so she is thirty four and she's in golf Port
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there and she decided to go rob the Dollar General
about nine thirty Mother's Day night. I wouldn't recommend it,
but okay. She enters the store with a firearm, make
sure the employee knows that she has a firearm, and
demanded money. So she got some money and then all
the way out of the store, one of the employees
(04:10):
decided to fight her. I mean this guy or a
girl whoever it is probably looking for a raise now
he really cares about his job. Yeah, got into a
fight with Yazinia even though she had a gun, and
they fall a little bit, and then she ended up
leaving the scene with the money. Officers come to the
store and they're investigating when who should return? But Yesenia,
(04:36):
really she came back to this scene. Boy returned to
the scene with police officers obviously there conducting an investigation
and ask if anybody had seen her cell phone that
she dropped during the struggle and the robbery. Wow, that
is a really dumb thing to do. Well the criminals
is stupid. Did she immediately get arrested? Well, yeah, she
(04:57):
got arrested and taken over to the Harrison County Adult
Tention Center and is being held on AE hundred thousand
dollars bond. Last week checked. I don't know. She doesn't
look like the kind of gal who's got a lot
of friends who'd come down and throw bail for her.
I wouldn't, no, no, bless her heart. Though it sounds
look a little bit like, you know, the gymnast. Yeah,
I could see it. She does look a little bit
(05:18):
like some own bows, you know. They're investing over a
billion dollars in developments near the upcoming BUCkies in that
uh Harrison County over there. Oh, they're very excited the
Yukies BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
The early stages of the Buckies' construction in that area
proved to be a major headache for drivers, But the
payoff is around the corner as development nears its end,
and now a bunch of other developments are popping up
in the area.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Very exciting. I got to tell you that'll happen. Monkeys
will draw traffic and then other businesses want to take advantage.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Meanwhile, in Memphis, polease say a fight broke out at
the j Alexander's on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Y'all ever eat there? It's a fancy restaurant. I don't reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Police said they responded to an assault call at the
Wolf Chase restaurant six thirty pm. A witness said she
was sitting at a table when a male suspect her
daughter's ex boyfriend, walked up to her holding a black
handgun and told her to get back, which led to
a fight, a melee, if you will. Police did not
spence high how many people were involved in the fight,
but not a fracas. No, no, it could have been
(06:16):
not a rhue barb. Another witness told officers he was
trying to break up the fight when the man pointed
a gun at his stomach before leaving the scene.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Wait, George Floyd. Uh he only does that with pregnant women.
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A third witness told police she also attempted to stop
the fight when a female suspect involved punched her in
the face and then left, driving away in a purple
Lexus SUV.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Purple, they're acting like that at this nice restaurant. Yeah,
police said.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Everyone involved refused medical attention, and good lord, I really
wish they would have accepted the medical attention.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You think maybe we ought to just start arresting everybody
that picks out a purple car on purpose. You know,
if you're rented one, I guess that'd be different. But
if you actually wanted a purple car, you just look
like you're probably gonna be trouble. That's an odd thing
to do. I think something we got to look into
right there.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Meanwhile, in Waco, Texas, man was caught kissing a girl
at Bellemeade, Texas walmart is now facing sexual assault and
child porn charges.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
What a man can't kiss a girl anymore without people
losing her mind with it because he's not trained. Is
that the deal?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay, it's a little weird here because he's nineteen and
she's fifteen. But there's a little more to the story
than that. Oh that's a real girl, not just female.
An accused thief is facing a slut charges after a
Walmart lost prevention officer spotted him making out with a
girl and alerted police, who later showed up at the store,
arrested the man and filed child pornography.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Videos in the girl's phone. Jonathan Isaac Zamudio, age nineteen,
is charged with sexual assault of a child, sexual performance
by a child, obscene child porn material, promotion, and possession
of child pornography, and tampering with physical evidence. But ain't
that alright if you're a child? Well he's nineteen, Yeah,
but but she ain't. She's fifteen, and she don't one
(08:00):
had the poem on them or whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, it sounds like he's in trouble because apparently he
had something to do with producing the content on her phone.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Is he on camera? Uh? Yeah, that was his mistake.
That's what child porn is Yeah, I mean if she
on camera, that's one thing, you know, because she a child?
Can children have child porn? And it's just like if
an adult has adult porn, it is all good. It's
a complicated question. That's tricky.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It depends what state you're in, and I hope not.
In some states, an underage kid can be charged with
possession of child pornography and it files them into their adulthood.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What if they owe the child and if I mean,
if it's what I'm saying, somebody else's child, yeah, I
can see that will be bad. But if if the
child is the child in the pornography and only that
child have that, you know, then who's a who's the
victim here? Mister O.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's exactly what I'm talking about. In some states, if
the kid has pictures of him or herself naked on
her own phone, she can be charged with possess or
with possession of child pornography, which follows them into their adulthood.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So what if Billy ed took a picture of himself
naked and people looked at it and said it looks
like a child's pnis? Oh no, I think that's a
crime too. I've got to hang over it. Who knows
what that means drunk? No, it means I was drunk yesterday.
Walton and Johnson.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Staff members had discussed the possibility of using a wheelchair
with him if he was re elected, But first get
him elected and then PLoP him down in the chair.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The book is called Original Sin, President Biden's Decline, its
cover up in his disastrous choice to run again. It's
by CNN's Jake Tapper, the hero of discovering the scandal because.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Nobody knew, including Jake, right up until that moment. Joe.
What a shock.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Jake Tapper actually silenced and censored people on his own
show for four years for discussing something was wrong with Joe,
right up until a few months before the election, when
it was all he we could talk about.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Then everybody was okay to notice.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, Joe Biden's physical deterioration was so severe in twenty
twenty three and twenty twenty four that advisors privately discussed
the possibility he'd need to use a wheelchair if he
was re elected. This according to CNN's Jake Tapper.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, who's going to buy that book? Who would even care?
I don't I can't imagine somebody would. They're hard earned money.
But sometimes there are people out there who will buy masks,
numbers of books, you know, like the really just to
have it, yeah, just not to have it, but to
say that they sold so many, you know, millions of
copies of books or whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
A new book coming out says Joe Biden was physically
and mentally deteriorating. Read all about it today in this
new book called The Sky Is Blue. Right, you can't
believe it?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
But who didn't know this?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Wan?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'm want to run something past you guys, because y'all
are bigger sports fans than I am. Obviously, sure me,
I'm a huge one. Yeah. Are you familiar with Lance
mccullors of the Houston Astros. Oh? Yeah, everyone knows Lance.
But why don't you tell him about him? Anyway? For
those that don't know, I will tell you this. Over
the weekend, he had a terrible game. He started the
game and gave up seven runs with one out in
(11:18):
the first inning of the game. He had only thrown
thirty six pitches and they pulled him after one third
of one inning. Well that's really bad, and they were
already up seven to nothing. Well that's the problem. After
that game, somebody, I guess they're a fan, threatened to
(11:40):
murder his children. His children, What do they do wrong,
he's the one that sucks. Yeah, well maybe they probably
threatened to kill him too, but they specifically they're gonna
find and murder his children, And mccullor says, I understand
there's some passionate fans out there, but that's just that's
a little much. Yeah, you should never mess with the
(12:01):
guy's children.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what
you want. If you let my daughter go, that'll be
the m move it. If you don't, I will look
for you. I will find you, and I will kill you.
But I, too, have are a very particular set of skills.
(12:25):
Its skills I have acquired over a long career, skills
that make me.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Man for people like you. Is that what he said
to them when they threatened his kids? Bait it is?
That's what I would have done.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The police have been contacted and they are investigating. Nobody
brought into custody as of yesterday, but they didn't care
for it. That's a little bit over the top. I
gotta agree. Probably ought not to you'll threaten to kill
people over a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I'm gonna guess to degenerate gambler would be my guest
most likely. I couldn't imagine caring that much about anything.
I couldn't imagine comparing that much about a war or
a rob a crime, actual violence. I'm almost jealous that
someone has that kind of passion.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have anything. Yeah, a little much. I don't
have the faculty to care. I just i'd love to care.
I don't now at Lance probably will have a better
outing next time around. He's in the rotation and he's
supposed to start Thursday when they take on the Texas Rangers.
It's gonna be one name, you know, all Texas with
(13:34):
a series. Glad you brought up the Texas Rangers.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Did you know that Dallas Fort Worth, homed over eight
million people, is sinking?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
North Texas residents are among roughly thirty four million Americans
whose cities are sinking into the earth, According to.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
A new report published in the journal Nature Cities. How
many cities are sinking thirty four million? It doesn't it's
a lot, a lot, honestly. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
The study found that all twenty eight of the US's
most populous cities are sinking, posing worsening flooding risks and
damaging to urban infrastructure.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
If it's the top twenty eight cities in this country,
then wouldn't that include Houston? Yeah? Well, okay, then why
are we focusing strictly on the.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Metropolitic Because I'm reading this in the NBCDFW website here,
that's how I got the information. The study found at all,
In all twenty eight cities examine, in each of the
population of more than six hundred thousand people, at least
twenty percent of the area was sinking.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So it's just too many heavy people, too many people,
and they're too fat, and they're calls in the cities
to sink. Spread out, everybody, spread out. There's room out there.
Don't don't come out to where my place is in
the country. There's no room for you there. But other
places sure.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sure not Crimes County though, that's full. How about clutes? Yeah,
clute might work. My parents wouldn't appreciate. The largest city
in the United States is New York City. It's a
coastal city, is it thinking two point five millimeters?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, Los Angeles and other coastal cities sank one millimeter
inland city Chicago. I don't know why it thinks that
Chicago's not inland, it's on the water. What are they
talking about? This report's stupid. It just a lake, No
a notion, but still it's basically if that lake was
in Europe, it would be called Michigan Sea or the
Sea of Michigan. There you go, that's too big to
be a lake. It's only called a lake because it's
(15:18):
in North America. If it was anywhere on earth, else
on Earth, they'd be called a sea, right, Well not
ponch train actually real big punch train's.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
A biggie too. Yeah, that's a big and yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
According to the study, Houston is the fastest sinking city
in the nation, with more than forty percent of its
area subsiding more than five millimeters per year and twelve
percent sinking at twice the rate. Five millimeters is about
two tenths of an inch. Apparently building a city on
top of a swamp was a bad idea. Why didn't
anyone warn us so about this much?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Every year? But you know what that means? In about
four years, it's gonna have someun that much.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Wow, yeah, well look this woman I used to date
told me that's actually a lot right there.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Oh well she probably felt sorry for you, she did.
How'd you know that? Yeah? Have you met her? We?
You know, girls talk.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The methodology for studying this thing is a little complicated,
you might even say it's a little it's what they
describe as in the science world.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
They put it under the category of pseudo. But still,
this is like that science whether they always tell us
how far the other planets are from here, you know,
and that, oh there's a whole solar system and planets
out there you can't even see with a telescope. Well,
how did you find it? We just know that it's
there because we saw some other things that show us
(16:37):
a sign that it's something there. Yeah, you're not gonna
prove them wrong, are you. Can you go out there
and say, no, it's not seventy million light years, it's
only forty million light years away. No, And you're not
gonna tell them it's it's not thinking a quarter of
an inch, it's thinking an eighth of an inch. No,
you don't know. It might it might rise back up.
(16:57):
What happens if it starts rising back up. That's an
interesting probably bad too. Yeah, well I'm tighten up all
the electric lines and stuff. Wait, billyd are you thinking
what I'm thinking? I doubt it. Do you think that
would cause the pulse? The pulse? No, probably not. I
don't know either, But I do know this.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
There's one guy that we could call on for help,
one guy we can always depend on, Jewish Elvis. I
(17:51):
was waiting more to flight recently, and I noticed that
the pilot was a female, which I thought was cool.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I've never seen a woman fly a plane. I mean,
I didn't actually see year fly on the plane, because honestly,
I caught a different flight. This is the Walton and
Johnson Show.
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