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May 13, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got fringe right. Well, no, that was the Prime Minister
of England. He was probably England too. I mean to
tell us their day.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I know some of you are going to wonder if
that was AI. No, that's real. That is not artificial intelligence.
We would never use AI on this radio show to
create fake audio recordings. Kim Kardashian said she thought she
would be raped, and she worried sister Courtney would find
her lifeless body and harrowing testimony at Jem Heist trial.

(00:28):
Remember when they stole her.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
The Jim Heist trial.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I love it. Kim Kardashian, during an emotional courtroom testimony
in Paris on Tuesday, this is still going on, has
revealed she was certain she was going to be raped
and murdered by thieves who allegedly stormed her hotel room
in the French capital. The reality star said she prayed
that her sister Courtney wouldn't return to find her bloody,
lifeless corpse and begged for her life during the heroin

(00:53):
experience at her hotel almost a decade ago. They had
a heroin experience, heroing, Oh hero How slow is the
judicial system in Paris? No kidding, They're just getting around
to this.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Now, you know, they had some other things to take
care of first, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Forty one year old Kim Kardashian described how one of
the alleged thieves taped her hands in her mouth while
another held a gun to her head. According to her testimony,
he said, he grabs my legs and pulls me. I'm
naked and my everything is exposed. I was sure that
I was going to be raped, but instead they just
took her diamonds. They weren't interested in having sex with
a woman that's had sex with most of the NBA,

(01:31):
it turns out. Laying out her fears for her family,
she added how she thought her sister Corney would return
to find that I would be dead on the bed,
shot dead, that she would that she should have this
memory forever if seeing my dead, wifeless corpse laying there.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Thank goodness, so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Look at this photo of Corney Kardashian in the article here.
Let me see if I could pull this up. Courtney wears,
excuse me, Kim kardad that's Kim Kardashian. Kim wears jewels
in her mouth. Did you know that? Look at this
she's got she has jewelry in her teeth. Who does that?
Wrappers and Kim Kardashians who do it? Weird? I don't know.
I never would have thought it bling bling in your mouth?

(02:08):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I guess the grills. It's it's sort of like a grill,
sort of, but it's more of a dainty and delicate She's.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
A feminine girls grill in her mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Feminine grillibin product.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
A town in Iowa had their tap water turned bright
pink recently.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Would you drink it? Is that for Breast Cancer Awareness Month?
That's not yet?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
No official said there was a problem with filters, so
more than two hundred people in town had to drink
bottled water until it was corrected.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And you should drink bottle water pretty much anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I mean we do. Here are some people in the
community talking about the situation.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I thought maybe the radishes were leaking into the water,
and then I realized it was actually coming out of
the snaket, and so I was surprised that the water
was pink.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
We don't realize how much water we use.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Pretty aggravating. We've had a water issue to begin with.
Our city residents have had enough of that already just
the whole water so situation just they just wanted over
and done West.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Let me ask you a question about that. Do they
sound like they're from the Midwest to you?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Something was off there?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Do they have an accent or does it sound does
a non regional? What do you think about that? I
didn't like it in Iowa, Eric, No, I guess it's
not like Wisconsin. No, it's Canada, but it's close to it.
In Minnesotla Ah, Minnesota. Yeah, well it's it's in the
same area, you know. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You can ask questions, you can answer questions, You can
do all kinds of things with a yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
In that part of the world, you could even say
no the yeah, yeah, yeah, move over. Tiger King. Say
hello to Liver King. It's not new. The Liver King's
been around. He had a scandal here, freaky dude, right,
he was a social media star and now there's a
new documentary about the guy. You could check out. The
sly wit of this documentary shines through as it follows

(03:53):
a toxically masculine fitness influencer who consumes so many raw
animal organs you can all almost tastes the salmonilla. It
is frequently hilarious. The documentary has just dropped on streaming services.
Something you might want to check out here, The Liver King.
I'mtold of The Liver King debuts Tuesday, May thirteenth. I
guess that's today today. Yeah, what if WWE was real

(04:16):
and all the time. It's Netflix new explosive documentary starring
Brian Johnson, a fitness influencer who promotes ancestral living as
the solution to innerviating modernity, like a caveman diet. Yeah,
kind of a thing, carnivorous diet of raw animal organs.
Do you remember this guy at a scandal because he
was all over social media telling everyone all he does

(04:38):
is eat raw liver, And then it was revealed he
took like thirty shots of steroids a day or something
crazy like that.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
And I think they saw him at a subway. Yeah, yeah,
you know, getting one of Jared's famous weight lost meals
or something.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know what else is interesting about these fitness influencers
on the internet. They look buff and ripped, and then
you meet him in real life and you realize they're
like four foot ten. He's an idiot, bit little guy
going to that Fireman's Ball was a little bit like that.
Not all of them, but do you remember you guys
went to that the Red Hot Gala.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh I remember it.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Well. We got invited to the Fireman's Gala to raise
money for firemen in our city. They have a sexy calendar.
If someone convinced me one of my buddies from the
Firefighters Union that I wanted to go to this, and
I said, I don't really want to look at like
muscly oily dudes, and he said, no, no, Kenny, you
want to go to this. Yeah, you do. The women
are on fire, they leave me.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
They're not all leaving with a fireman, so someone might
have to end up leaving, you know, with you.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
But then you show up there and well you don't
realize is a lot of them are like well they
look buff and photos they're not really big guys.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Little but they can save your life too.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm okay with that. Yeah. Anyway, I left the party
early that night, went downtown to UH with the Houston
Young Republicans invited me to an after hours party. There's
a bar downtown.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Was it apasy?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Aren't speaky? They can be fun and interesting, but it
seems like now because you just say speakeasy, everybody's like, oh,
I want to go where is it?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Tell me more.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
There are some speakeasies that are just ripoffs.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's it's it's just the bar in the back of
a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, and it's ridiculous, but of course they it's a speakeasy.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
So they have these.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Rules, like a two drink minimum and you know that's
for everybody in your party and you have to you know,
pay this much and you sach and a total ripoff.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
But you get why the speakeasies exist. It's because of COVID.
They started building these bars in the back of restaurants
back during the pandemic that we're supposed to be hidden
from health inspectors, and that was kind of what happened.
And then when the pandemic ended, the speakeasy's just remained.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think historically they may go further back than COVID.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I get that the thing with prohibition and stuff, but
I mean, there wasn't any speakeasies for about fifty sixty
years and.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Then pooh, all of a sudden they're back. And then
all of a sudden they're back again, and boyant don't
fall for it. Just because it's trendy doesn't mean it's
a good one.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, it's great. It's thirty dollars beer night. You're gonna
love it. You did not go through the rigorous verification
and standards process he operated. Doesn't true. God, I hate
this country so much.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Russian election at good you exposed the global World War
three silence coming to you in Russian grocery store.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It will radicalize you. Largely peaceful demonstration.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's like living in hell. You're listening to the Walt
and Johnson radio network.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yet another Joe Biden's scandal. Bidenomics once again proving to
be a disaster. It turns out that even more of
Joe Biden's job creation numbers just made up.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're fake, That's what I figured. Hey, there's a lot
to you, even when the truth would be better. The
Democrat mind, it just ain't normal. They can't hip themselves.
They're mentally irregular.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
The Biden Administration's phony jobs boom just went up and
smoke for months. It parated numbers around like everything was fine.
They told Americans the economy was soaring back, the job
creation was on fire, and Bidenomics was working. But the truth,
long suspected by anyone trying to pay their bills, is
now confirmed by the government's own data. Those jobs never existed.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Now, I remember that one time they had to go
in and correct the number. They acted like that was
the only time. No, they accidentally misfecast, and so they corrected.
It turns out that was every time. They just didn't
announce that.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
It was an awful lot of it. Right. It turns
out three hundred and ninety nine thousand jobs created between
July and September of last year, right.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Before the election, interesting timing, have completely vanished.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Not only did the economy not add those jobs, but
it lost one thousand private sector jobs during that period.
So the job numbers actually went down when they tried
to make it sound like they were going up, and that.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Sound that's dishonest. Shouldn't that be illegal? Here's my other
question about that.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Now that this report's just been published, does this hurt
Donald Trump's stock market? I mean, it was last year,
it's not like it's going on right now. But now
we know there's less people with jobs, less people that
got jobs. Probably there's something that artificially improved Trump or
Joe Biden's economic reports actually in reality hurt Donald Trump's

(09:08):
economic I don't know it'll remain to be seen. I mean,
the news just came out, so people are reacting to it. Today.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I think more people are reacting to the fact that
the Dow was up what eleven over eleven hundred, almost
twelve hundred points yesterday, So it's down one hundred and
sixty this morning.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, but that's nothing. That'szer point three percent.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
And that's because people, some people are taking their gains.
That means it's virtually unchanged. The nails deck is up
over one hundred, which is another half of a percent.
It was up four percent yesterday, so four and a
half now, so zero.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Point five percent here, So I guess you could say
it's really unchanged since yesterday. But yet yesterday was a
huge gain and today it's pretty much just holding steady
in both markets Nasdaq and Dow Jones. Meanwhile, in the
Asian markets, nobody knows we keep up. You can really
bothered that before. Now I'm going to start now keeping
up with the Asians. What would even be the point

(10:01):
of that.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's funny how that works, though, when it goes around
the world and the market's open, and then it closed,
and it moves to the next country, and they'll tell
you the Asian markets dropped severely today after what happened
in America. And then they'll tell you, though, the American
markets dropped severely today after what happened in Asias. Oh well,
who started it?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, they don't know. Have you guys ever had Freddy's
Burger's before? You know what that is? A customer's fast
food dinner came with a terrifying one word note and
it left him very unsure on how to handle the situation.
I have a picture of it here. This guy goes
through the drive through grabs a burger. Written on the
packaging for the burger, one double cheeseburger cheese curd is

(10:44):
the order here? One large stuff curage is good too,
It says here someone on the box road help, and.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
He it was written by the computer.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, it looks I doesn't. You don't think that looks
like a hand wrote it. No, look at it more closely.
That doesn't look like it was the help on the
Oh yeah no, no, not on the It says help
on the receipt it does. Actually, you're right, I missed
that but it also says it on the packaging over here.
You're right, how WIT's written twice? Or it could be
he slash eight or hell p or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
The customer was confused. Is it a prank? Does it
mean something? Is it some coded language? So he posted
online should I call the police? And twenty four hours later,
over ten thousand people on Reddit had chimed into the
comments section, and by that point the employee had been murdered.
I got it for.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Maybe you should call the police instead of asking for
a survey first.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It is a little odd. Help. I don't know what
would you do in that situation.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Probably you've called the police and let them decide what
to do about it.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I would like to think I would have called the police,
but let's face it, I probably would have got distracted
by some tweet or something. Seconds later. I think you
might have been distracted by the double cheeseburger and the
cheese curds.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah, che I got good to desserts too, it frady,
cheese curd's underrated? Oh definitely, you ever do? I would
see place Culver's you ever do that? I had to culver.
They got stuff like that there. Yeah, they got the
butterburger and what have you. It's not bad, it's good.
Custard custard shakes. Let's give somebody. Let I got them
Freddy's too. Freddy's famous for the custers Man Custard's underrated. Yeah,

(12:15):
you know that's as American as apple pie right there.
I don't know, old custard. I don't know what they're
doing in other countries. But it's not as good as
what we got. And I should know. I've never gone sure,
never never left the country, have you woll what would
be the point.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm already in the best country on earth. Amen to that.
I know this woman. She's a Harvard educated German brain surgeon,
and she loves to ask people this hypothetical question. I've
heard her ask a few of our friends this question.
She'll say, Ah, what would you rather do? Spend the
rest of your life in the country where you were born?
And you can never leave that country, or you can

(12:49):
leave that country, but you can never come back. And
she said, the only people that say they would stay
in their home country are American, she said, nobody else, British, Germans,
people from Asia. No one else ever, says I'd stay
in my home country only Americans. And do you know why,
because our country's better. It's it's big and diverse, and

(13:10):
you can go to the ocean, you go to the mountains,
you can go to the desert, you can go to
the city if you want. You can go the swamps,
you can go to Cajun country.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Want parts crucial too, because not everybody that lives in
other countries can just go as they please anywhere they want, right, Yeah,
you know they got rules.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, and those rules suck. Yeah, they're terrible. I don't know.
I don't know much about it. But I met an
Iranian recently, in an Iranian expat and she said she
could never go home. And I said why and she said,
since joining becoming an American, I have too many tattoos. Now.
Uh oh, I know it's a thing. You can't go
back to your home country because you have too many tattoos.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well, and she's a female. Well yeah, there's always that.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
If it was a dude, yeah, it wouldn't matter. Yeah,
you could get all tattooed. Rules again, Yeah, rules are stupid.
Or are they gay? I don't know, you tell me.
Maybe they're gay. He maybe there's stick. Maybe it's a
combination of all those things.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
The celebrity birthday list is in my hot little hand
right now. You ready for it?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
I am ready for the celebrity birthday list. I am
very excited about it. It's coming up in just a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
That remind you of anybody?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, what is it supposed to remind me? I have
no idea. Now, okay, well that's exciting. It's coming up
real sech. That's you forget that I was never a
gait exactly.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Wait no, stop, no, stop, you can't I was never
a gag Okay, no, I was never a gay. You
can't just state something to stop your fingers and then
be like, I was never a gay.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
This is the Walton and Johnson Show.
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